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00:00I hate you.
00:26That's fine.
00:26No, I'm serious.
00:27I'm going to run you over in the parking lot.
00:30I'm sorry.
00:30I've got seven months to get skinny
00:32while Bill's baby mama gets fat.
00:35Looking good, Leanne.
00:37Thank you, Mary.
00:39You sure are giving us a lot to pray about lately.
00:42Happy to help.
00:46I know we don't like to mention carbs
00:48and this environment,
00:49but I hear that Bill's got a bun in the oven.
00:52Ha!
00:53Oh, no, come on.
00:54That was funny.
00:55I'd rather not talk about it.
00:57Well, honey, this is Bill's piccadillo.
00:59You've got nothing to be ashamed of.
01:01I appreciate that.
01:03Even though it's understandable
01:04why you'd be ashamed.
01:06My goodness, what a scandal!
01:09Switch places with me
01:10before there's bloodshed.
01:14Hi.
01:16Hi.
01:17I've been acquitted for assault.
01:19Doesn't mean I didn't do it.
01:20How's your bone broth?
01:32What do you think?
01:34It's meat-flavored water.
01:37You sure you don't want a bite of my chicken parm?
01:40I can't.
01:41If I'm going to build up my self-esteem,
01:44starvation is my foundation.
01:45Well, you have my support.
01:58Should I eat somewhere else?
01:59No, no, keep going.
02:00I'm feeling a little creepy.
02:07Let's talk more eat.
02:11You're just going to ignore that garlic knot?
02:15I'll get there.
02:16Get there faster.
02:19Better?
02:20Dip.
02:23Oh, baby, there it is.
02:24Please, Lord, don't judge me.
02:54It's okay, it's cool, it's cool.
03:00I'm with Carol.
03:01Carol!
03:02It's cool.
03:03Oh, I guess you two have met.
03:06No, no one's met.
03:08Dylan, nice to meet you.
03:10Yeah, yeah.
03:11You want to walk me through this?
03:13Oh, okay.
03:13Well, when two adults like each other,
03:15they want to spend special time...
03:16You know what I mean.
03:18I'm sorry.
03:18You were asleep,
03:19and I thought we could pull it off.
03:20We pretty much did until I got thirsty.
03:24All right, I get it.
03:26How long have you two been
03:27associated with each other?
03:31I don't know, a couple months?
03:32Two months, 12 days.
03:33Oh, you been keeping track?
03:35Of course I have.
03:36Oh, come here, you.
03:40Why didn't you tell me you had a boyfriend?
03:42Ooh.
03:43Is that what I am?
03:44Oh, well, I didn't want to be the first one to say it,
03:46but it sounds good.
03:47Sounds good to me, too.
03:48Stop kissing!
03:51I won't answer.
03:53All right, well, look,
03:54you know, with what you've been going through,
03:57I didn't want to rub your nose in my happiness.
04:00Oh.
04:02I want to be mad at that, but I can't.
04:04That's why I love my girlfriend.
04:06She's got a big heart.
04:07Oh, come here, you.
04:08Oh.
04:13All right, this is deeply uncomfortable,
04:15so I'll leave you to it.
04:18Nice meeting you.
04:20And sorry about all the stuff you're going through.
04:23You told him.
04:24We don't just have sex, we talk in between.
04:28And you have nothing to be embarrassed about.
04:31I mean, your old man sounds like a real asshole.
04:34Well, aren't you sweet?
04:38Good night.
04:40That's my chicken parm.
04:42You have your sack, I have mine.
04:48Okay.
04:52Start slow.
04:54Pace yourself.
04:54One.
05:19How long do you figure to stay with your sister?
05:21I don't know. She's going through a tough time.
05:23I just want to be here as long as she needs me.
05:25Oh, you're a doll.
05:27A naughty doll.
05:31Hi, it's my house. I'm walking in now.
05:35Pull up a chair. I cooked breakfast.
05:38Oh, thank you, but I just worked out.
05:41Coffee?
05:42Well, that'll be great.
05:45So, how did you two meet?
05:47You want to tell her?
05:48You do it. I got scones in heaven.
05:50A few months ago, I had lunch at the Korean barbecue place at the mall.
05:55Stone?
05:56Oh, no, thank you. I'm watching my calories.
05:58Oh, don't lose those curves. Nothing good happens on a straight road.
06:09Gimme.
06:12Anyway, I got a giant wad of beef jammed in my throat, and I'm seriously choking.
06:16Marmalade.
06:16And everybody's looking at me like, are you okay? But I can't say no, because I'm, you know, dying.
06:21Yeah, she was turning blue.
06:23Like the hot chicken avatar.
06:26And then this crazy bastard swoops in and Heimlich's me like I owed him money.
06:32Oh, my goodness. You saved her life?
06:35It's no biggie. I'm a plumber. I got a knack for unclogging.
06:38My hero.
06:42And look at that. He also gives mouth to mouth.
06:47I'm gonna hit the shower.
06:49Oh, hang on.
06:51Forgive me for being cynical, but as Carol's big sister, I need to ask you a few hard questions.
06:57Shoot.
06:58You ever been married?
07:00I have. 18 years.
07:01Why'd she dump you?
07:03Let me guess. You cheat on her?
07:05She died. Cancer.
07:09Okay, go take your shower.
07:10Yes, ma'am.
07:13Why didn't you stop me?
07:20I don't know what to tell you, Daddy.
07:22I've called him three times.
07:24That's all I can do.
07:25Yes, I know Mama's overdue for a bath.
07:30Well, till Carol or I could get over there, just wet a tail and give her a quick wipe down.
07:37Sure. Use your chamois. Whatever makes it fun for you.
07:42Okay. All right. Love you. Bye-bye.
07:45You don't suppose your plumber boyfriend could do this for us?
07:49I can ask him.
07:51Ask me what?
07:52Do you know how to install one of those walk-in sit-down tub deals?
07:56Buttercup, I've installed a jacuzzi on a moving Leonard Skitter tour bus.
08:00I think I can handle a walk-in tub.
08:04Well, now you're saving my life.
08:07You having a little trouble getting in and out of the tub?
08:09No, I do Pilates.
08:14This is for our mama.
08:16Just when I think you two can't get sweeter.
08:19Text me the coordinates. I'll get on it.
08:21Shouldn't we talk about cost?
08:23Carol can pay me in her special way.
08:25Ooh, I sure can.
08:27And more kissing.
08:30No, no, keep going.
08:31Plumbers don't come cheap.
08:33See, once you've torn out the old bathtub and shower,
08:40these sit-down things are just one unit.
08:43They slide right in.
08:44Great. What are your intentions with my baby girl?
08:48Well, we haven't really discussed it, sir,
08:50but I can assure you, they're honorable.
08:52Good to hear.
08:54Understand you got a dead wife?
08:57I do.
08:58That's terrible. My condolences.
09:01Do you have any children?
09:03No, we tried, but never happened.
09:06Well, it ain't gonna happen with Carol.
09:08I realize that.
09:10She missed her window.
09:12Doesn't matter.
09:14I love her.
09:16Okay.
09:18Excuse me a minute.
09:23I like him!
09:24So I have to ask, are we here in wedding bells?
09:33No, we're just enjoying each other's company.
09:35In my guest room.
09:38I can move back to my place.
09:41No, it's fine.
09:42Just try to enjoy each other silently.
09:45He can.
09:47I can't.
09:48Well, all I've ever wanted is for both my girls to be happy.
09:55Oh, I am, Mama.
09:56Oh, good.
09:58I used to be.
10:01Did you hear me?
10:02I said I like him.
10:04Now, this here is called a wand.
10:13It'll get it the places you can.
10:15You hear that, girls?
10:17It'll help you clean me better.
10:19No, no, no.
10:20The whole point is that you can wash yourself now.
10:23Well, what about our quality time?
10:25We'll still have it.
10:26You just won't be naked.
10:29Go on.
10:29Try it.
10:30This is going to be fun.
10:41Just like on TV.
10:52Open!
10:55Hey, John.
10:56Bill.
10:57How you been?
10:57Well, I woke up this morning, so I guess pretty good.
11:03Your life's still a shit show?
11:05Technicolor.
11:07Well, I'd say it gets better, but I don't really see that happening.
11:11Eh, me neither.
11:13What you got there?
11:14Oh, came to take some measurements.
11:15Gonna get started on that walk-in tub.
11:17Jim, dandy.
11:18You know the way.
11:23I'm forgetting something.
11:24Well, this is just cozy as can be.
11:30I put in an extra handrail.
11:32Can't be too safe.
11:33When you blow up this relationship, can I still be friends with him?
11:39Hello.
11:40Oh, fudge.
11:42What?
11:43I was going to get started on the tub.
11:44It's all done.
11:45Thanks to Dylan.
11:47I even got a wand.
11:49See?
11:51It pulsates.
11:58I don't understand.
11:59I thought this was my job.
12:00It was, but it appears you had more important things to do.
12:03Like being a tomcat.
12:06Well, at least let me pay for it.
12:08What's the damage?
12:08All good.
12:09Friends and family discount.
12:11What's that mean?
12:12He's sweet on Carol.
12:14And we're sweet on him.
12:15Okay, well, guess I'll get going.
12:19Hurry.
12:21Seems like a nice enough guy.
12:23For an asshole.
12:28Forgot to tell you, don't go in there.
12:30Your name's mud.
12:31Thanks, John.
12:37You know, you're the first man I ever brought home that my daddy approved of.
12:41Well, I'm sure that's just because he loved you and was being protective.
12:44No, I dragged some real garbage through that house.
12:49You love birds okay with the third wheel?
12:51Ah, bring it in.
12:53I cannot thank you enough for what you've done for our mother.
12:55Oh, and for us.
12:57You haven't lived until you've scrubbed your mama's unreachables.
13:00That's one of the things wrong with our culture.
13:04We don't revere our elders.
13:06Oh, we've revered every inch of her.
13:12Oh, boy.
13:13Mama sure loves you.
13:14Oh, more videos of the tub?
13:16No, she must have taken pictures of Dylan while he was doing the installation.
13:20What's this down?
13:21Oh, she's posted you all over her Facebook, Instagram, and her church website.
13:26Are you kidding?
13:27No.
13:28And listen to this.
13:30Carol's handsome boyfriend Dylan is a plumber sent from heaven.
13:33And look at all the likes and reposts.
13:36Let me see this.
13:38Oh, Jesus.
13:39You've got to make her take all that down.
13:42Why?
13:42Doesn't matter.
13:43Just take it down.
13:44Babe, what's wrong?
13:45It's a good thing you're going to get a lot of work.
13:47Don't need the work.
13:48Didn't ask for the work.
13:49Where are you going?
13:50I don't know.
13:50I'll call you when I get there.
13:58I haven't dated in 35 years, but that seemed odd.
14:02I don't know why, but breaking it in or in just feels wrong.
14:15Maybe we should give Dylan a few more days to call.
14:18It's been two weeks.
14:19I need answers.
14:20How does someone just disappear?
14:22Well, here's what we do know.
14:24He's a good man who may be on the run from the mob.
14:28Or the lull.
14:30Or some sort of combo plan.
14:32Okay.
14:33I got a credit card now and wrench and a bobby pin.
14:35One of these suckers ought to do the job.
14:40Oh.
14:42Look at that.
14:43You're an accomplice now.
14:45Not if it's a wellness check.
14:47Hello.
14:50Everybody feeling well?
14:51Oh, wow.
14:56He took everything and just left the furniture.
14:59No, this is how it's always been.
15:01Oh, really?
15:02Not even one dirty sock on the floor?
15:04That should have been a red flag.
15:06You know me.
15:07Red flag just means accelerate.
15:09That's all I have of him now.
15:13Oh, Southern Living.
15:14That's where I got my recipe for jalapeno monkey bread.
15:18Enjoy.
15:18Enjoy.
15:21Sorry.
15:26I think this might be a pivot point.
15:28To what?
15:29You and I are becoming those eccentric sisters that all the neighborhood kids are afraid to go near.
15:35Well, we sure would save a lot of money on Halloween.
15:39We could stop mowing the lawn.
15:41And start parking on it.
15:43Oh, we could go grocery shopping in our pajamas.
15:46I did that this morning.
15:47You did?
15:47Yeah, felt a little weird at first, but by the time I got to produce, I felt free as a bird.
15:54We could make candles and soap.
15:56No more shoelaces, only Velcro flaps.
15:59Or just commit to slippers.
16:02Sold.
16:02You think we could actually do it?
16:08I don't know.
16:10Giving up might be a fantasy too good to be true.
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16:36.
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