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00:00I've worked so hard to become swim captain it's been a rough year my parents surf shop went under
00:10then my dad ran off in shame so my mom started driving double shifts for uber got into a car
00:16crash last week ready to bow down to your captain Aiden will Harrison his family's sporting goods
00:26empire is what destroyed our surf shop you may be a fast swimmer will but it takes more than that
00:32to lead I have put in the scholarship kids should follow not lead stay in your lane wannabe why does
00:39he smell so good no he's the enemy and tragically straight what you mad you're gonna hit me you're
00:50not worth it oh I'm worth half a bill and that's just a trust fund once I win my
00:56Olympic medals and star in a few dozen commercials I'll have a fleet of yachts
01:00but don't worry hey I'll hire you to clean my staterooms dream on will
01:07your new captain is Aiden crew may he lead you all to victory this year swim hard for our school
01:27what the hell well it should be will hey it's okay he can wear his little captain badge now but
01:34we all know he's gonna be working for this I wouldn't work for you if my life depends on it now
01:41everybody get in and start the warm-up come on now aye aye captain
01:46hello Aiden crew we just got the rehab cost for your mother's car crash injuries
01:54oh why so serious insurance won't cover any of it the total cost is a hundred thousand dollars
02:01hello who's this give it back give it to me will oh Aiden I thought you'd never ask
02:09uh oh they hung up hello we need a hundred thousand dollars or we have to release her what will happen if she
02:25doesn't do the rehab she may never be able to walk again should I be talking to your father he's not
02:32around I start the rehab all I'll drain my college fund and and start working doubles at my after-school job oh shit I'm gonna be late
02:44no running I'm you're late and don't tell me that practice ran over I pushed your shift by an hour
02:52I'm sorry Joe it is my mom save it one more problem and you're fired get on the chair
03:00no running
03:05you want a tip I've got one for you you just have to come closer
03:12you
03:18it's not safe to drink this much around the pool oh yeah says who
03:22hey four eyes
03:24get that bitch back over here we need another round
03:28you've clearly had enough listen you little twat
03:32do you know you're dealing with if you want to keep drinking you can take it inside
03:37okay no
03:39I don't think I will
03:41hey get off
03:43nobody gets between me and my appletinis
03:46especially some nerdy little twink
03:49deceptimide
03:50believe me I'm not after your
03:52let me go I'm just doing my job
03:54you don't need these do you
03:56no no no no I need them I mean I have prescription goggles but
03:59take that as a no
04:00don't break them
04:02oop
04:04seriously what kind of cartoon villain breaks them
04:06what's last
04:09know your place pool boy
04:11I'm a lifeguard
04:13stay down if you know what's good for you
04:20let him go
04:23will Harrison is standing up for me why
04:29Harrison jr. oh
04:31don't tell your father about this
04:33please
04:34you can forget about that deal with my father
04:37I hate bullies
04:39now fuck off
04:40why do you care so much about a lowly pool boy
04:45he's my captain
04:46now get out of here before I get you barred from every corporation in the country
04:50you're welcome
04:57thank you
04:59thank you
05:00that was
05:01kind of cool of you
05:03I'm very cool
05:04ask anyone
05:05no
05:06did they hurt you
05:11nothing I can't take
05:16Aiden
05:18why the hell aren't you in that chair
05:19why the hell don't you take better care of your employees
05:21well shut up
05:23I'm sorry Joe
05:24I hate Aiden
05:25get your ass in that chair
05:27right now
05:28and if you said so much as one toe
05:30man screw you
05:31Aiden doesn't want to work for an asshole like you anyway
05:34fine
05:36you're fired
05:39no
05:43I needed that job
05:45why
05:46seemed like a pain in the ass
05:48would you stop swinging that stupid thing
05:50don't touch
05:51this is my lucky charm
05:52my dad got it from Tiffany's before my first swim meet when I was five
05:55of course you don't understand why I needed a job
05:58the cost of that charm alone would solve half of my problems
06:02problems you have never had and can't begin to understand
06:06well you can't have this but
06:09you need a job I have one for you
06:11though
06:13I may need you to beg
06:15I wouldn't work for you if my life
06:17my life depended on it
06:18yeah
06:19I heard you the first time captain
06:21it's pretty ironic
06:23your thing
06:24about not liking bullies
06:26what
06:27oh right
06:28of course
06:29ironic means
06:30I know what it means dumbass
06:34I don't bully you I'm just
06:36like to rib you a little
06:38you cost me my job
06:40after saving you
06:41which I didn't ask for
06:43you didn't have to
06:45anything for my captain
06:51I gotta go
06:53thanks for nothing
06:55anytime
06:56I hope he's okay
06:59not like in my business
07:00or care or whatever
07:01but
07:02I hope he is
07:12hello
07:13are you available for a pool maintenance job?
07:14starts this afternoon
07:155k a week
07:165k a week
07:17oh my god
07:18that would pay for my mom's rehab
07:20and even help me start rebuilding my college fund
07:23yeah
07:24absolutely
07:25I can
07:26I can come after swim practice each day
07:37no wonder they can pay so much
07:39hi
07:40hi
07:41so your uniform will be down the hall in the bathroom
07:43you keep the pool and deck clean
07:45and while you're on the clock
07:46you're also in charge of getting drinks, snacks
07:48and assisting the young master in anything he needs
07:51he's training for the Olympics so he can be demanding
07:55keep him happy
07:56sounds like Will Harrison
07:58I can do that
08:00okay
08:04um
08:05are you sure
08:06this is the uniform?
08:07yes
08:08no
08:09get to work
08:18I'm doing this for my mom
08:19I'm doing this for my mom
08:21thanks
08:32you're already a pro
08:34are you?
08:36how could you?
08:37I told you that I
08:39you know what?
08:40I'm out of here
08:41hey slow your roll captain
08:43I know you can't say no to this
08:45I'm not working for you
08:47you're really gonna turn down 5k a week?
08:49are you gonna be a civilized human being if I stay?
08:53please
08:55I have a reputation to uphold
08:57I'll never find a job that pays this much
09:00I have to make this work for my mom and my future
09:03whatever he dishes out
09:05fine
09:07I'll stay
09:09good
09:10now uh
09:11make me a sandwich
09:12PB&J
09:19the ratio's off
09:20it should be equal peanut butter to jelly
09:21and more of each
09:2220 calories
09:39ooh
09:40yeah the ratio looks good
09:42now cut it
09:44now feed it to me
09:46what?
09:48I don't want to ingest chlorine
09:49I mean
09:50I don't want to ingest chlorine
09:52so now I'm going to use the best chlorine
09:54and I'm going to use the best chlorine
09:56if you can use the best chlorine
09:58maybe I can use the best chlorine
10:00so now I'm going to use the best chlorine
10:02Not bad.
10:23Now, sunscreen.
10:26I need to reapply every 30 minutes or I'll burn.
10:29Yes, your highness.
10:30Your majesty will do.
10:35How about your douchiness?
10:41And just make sure you get it even.
10:42Yes.
10:43Less talky, more sunscreeny.
10:45Thank God.
10:50Slow it down, Captain.
11:00Cheers.

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