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Ceo's Baby Mama Secretary
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00:00Boss! Your sperm stored at the bank was stolen by Miss Vance for artificial insemination!
00:25What? I'm pregnant?
00:27Yes. Congratulations.
00:29You're not sick. It's very normal to feel dizzy and nauseous because of the pregnancy.
00:35How is this possible? I've never even slept with someone. How could I be pregnant?
00:38If you decide you don't want to keep the baby, I can help schedule a termination procedure for you.
00:45I'll have to think about it.
00:52Did you find Miss Vance yet?
00:54Not yet. She's probably hiding from you.
00:56Keep looking.
00:58Yes, sir.
00:59Oh my god. How am I supposed to explain this to Danny?
01:03We're getting married next month and now I'm pregnant?
01:06I don't even know who the father is!
01:08Wait!
01:09Shh...
01:14Shit, I don't even have enough money to pay for an abortion!
01:18Shit, I don't even have enough money to pay for an abortion.
01:32Why does she look so familiar?
01:44Goddamn OCD.
01:48You asshole!
02:02There was a thread!
02:04Oh, that's a really lame excuse, you pervert.
02:06That's not the type of guy that I am.
02:08Explain it to the police!
02:11Wait, you don't know who I am, do you?
02:12Shit, he's the new CEO.
02:28What the?
02:34Oh, thank goodness.
02:36The doctor said you just fainted in an elevator, I'm so worried.
02:41I'm fine.
02:41Oh, thank goodness.
02:49Mr. Vanderbilt.
02:52I'm so sorry.
02:54Oh, something, please, don't move, you're pregnant.
02:56What?
02:57Danny, it's not what you think.
03:01Test results shows she's one month's long.
03:06So she's pregnant?
03:07Are you kidding me?
03:09You dirty slut!
03:11You wouldn't even let me touch you when you're going around fucking other men.
03:16You bitch.
03:17Who the fuck are you?
03:25Don't you lay a fucking hand on her.
03:28So you're the fucker that knocked her up!
03:35Choose your words carefully.
03:44You'll pay for this.
03:47You're okay.
03:51I swear I've never been with anyone.
03:55The premier will check.
03:59What?
04:00You put the sperm into someone else?
04:03It was all my fault.
04:04I didn't double check the name.
04:06I thought it was you.
04:07You idiot!
04:08You have ruined everything for me!
04:11I'm so sorry.
04:13I'll do whatever you say.
04:15Take them to your grave?
04:17Or I will end your career.
04:20Give me the woman's information.
04:29Jasmine Thompson.
04:30Do you actually have my baby inside you?
04:44Of course.
04:45The doctor said that I was one month pregnant.
04:48The baby is perfectly healthy.
04:50Who the hell is she, Finn?
04:58Who the hell is she, Finn?
05:00I was just feeling a little lightheaded.
05:02This gentleman was helping me.
05:06I can take it from here.
05:07Jasmine Thompson, please have a seat.
05:20She is Jasmine Thompson?
05:27You stole my sperm?
05:29I love you.
05:29I love you so much, Finn.
05:31I wanted to have your baby.
05:34And this is what Mrs. Vanderbilt has always wanted, right?
05:38Stop blaming Lyra, Finn.
05:40It's not her fault.
05:42You almost died in the mountains three years ago.
05:45And you're the only heir to our family.
05:46We had no choice but to bank your sperm.
05:49Everyone knows you two have a thing.
05:54Why don't you just be a family and have a kid?
05:58We're not a thing, okay?
06:00I have no feelings for her.
06:02Your child is in her belly.
06:03What would you expect her to do?
06:06Get rid of it.
06:08Over my dead body.
06:10As long as I'm alive, this child stays.
06:13Mother, you have no say over my wife.
06:14You're talking about my grandchild.
06:19Mrs. Vanderbilt, don't worry, Lyra.
06:22I will make sure you get the best care you can get
06:25to bring this child into the world.
06:34I will make sure that bitch loses his child.
06:42I'm really sorry.
06:43I mixed up the names.
06:45I artificially inseminated you.
06:49Who's the father?
06:51The sperm was from an anonymous donor.
06:54We don't know who he is.
07:01If you don't want to keep the child,
07:03you can terminate the pregnancy.
07:05I'll take full responsibility and pay for it.
07:08What am I supposed to do about this pregnancy?
07:11Everything's such a mess.
07:12Just behave and do everything I say
07:19or you're fucking dead.
07:24Please don't hurt me.
07:25I don't have any money,
07:26but I'll give you everything I have.
07:30Such a beauty.
07:32What a pity.
07:35Do whatever you want with her.
07:37Just make sure she loses the baby.
07:39Please, I'm pregnant.
07:50Well, that'll just make it even more exciting.
07:53No.
07:57You fucking bitch.
08:04Now you're dead.
08:06Leave her alone.
08:15Leave her alone.
08:19You okay?
08:34Do you know this man?
08:37No.
08:38Take him to the place.
08:39Yes, sir.
08:40What are you doing here?
08:42Just trying to go to work.
08:46Shit, I'm already late.
08:47These are the financial workboards from last quarter.
09:08Is your hand it off?
09:10Thanks.
09:10Thanks.
09:10Thanks.
09:10Thanks.
09:12Keith.
09:28Yes, sir.
09:32Keith, please reassign Ellie to PR.
09:35I need my employees to work for me,
09:37not throw themselves at me.
09:38Yes, sir.
09:39But, Mr. Vanderbilt,
09:41I look up to you so much,
09:43and I only want to be your secretary.
09:45Well, then get in line.
10:02Bring me Jasmine.
10:04She can be my secretary.
10:05Trying to seduce the CEO.
10:10Who does she think she is?
10:12She'll make a perfect ornament in the PR department.
10:18How did that little bitch even get to be Mr. Vanderbilt's secretary?
10:23Who knows?
10:24She sucks at work,
10:25but she might be good at sucking something else.
10:29She's not playing.
10:30I'm not playing.
10:32Shit.
10:33I lost my glasses.
10:44Mr. Vanderbilt?
10:49Ready to work?
10:49Mr. Vanderbilt, um, I'm sorry. I didn't have my glasses on. I couldn't see you.
11:13It's okay. It's payback for when I touched your butt.
11:18Sorry about that.
11:19Do you know why I made you my secretary, Jasmine?
11:24Um, yeah. Because I'm a workaholic. And I will respect your boundaries.
11:33How's the baby?
11:37Baby's fine. But I think I am going to get an abortion.
11:46Well, if you do, you can take a week off.
11:52Can you drive?
11:53I can.
11:54You'll be my driver tonight.
11:55Keith's busy.
11:56Okay.
11:57The Monet Hotel is a really nice dessert bar.
12:09Treat yourself. Order whatever you like.
12:12Thanks.
12:13The boss isn't as cool as people say.
12:17Thank you, boss, for the treat.
12:30Mmm. Oh, it just melts in the mouth. Expensive stuff really does taste better.
12:43What do you say we get presidential sweeper tonight?
12:48presidential sweeper tonight.
12:50Ooh.
12:52Danny?
12:54Danny?
12:56And Linda?
12:58Shh.
12:59What are you doing here?
13:00Trying to get laid with your fuck buddy?
13:03Hey, anybody here like pregnant women?
13:09Have you been cheating on me this whole time?
13:12Long before you did, bitch.
13:14I can't believe you actually dated her, Danny. She was such a joke in high school and it looks like she still is.
13:24You've been cheating on me this whole time. Why did you humiliate and hit me at the hospital?
13:28Because you're a two-faced slut.
13:30You wouldn't let me lay a finger on you acting like a saint while you fucked around behind my back?
13:37Oh, really? I had no idea she was such a slut under that tragic outfit.
13:42I told you it was a mistake.
13:44No, who fucking cares?
13:47Let's be honest. I never wiped you. You were nothing more than a cash cow to me.
13:53My only regret is I didn't fuck you when I had the chance.
13:56What a waste. That cake deserves better than a piece of shit like you.
14:17You bitch.
14:26How dare you touch my girlfriend?
14:31Girlfriend?
14:32Boss, your sperm stored at the bank was stolen by Miss Vance for artificial insemination.
14:58What? I'm pregnant?
15:00Yes. Congratulations.
15:02You're not sick.
15:03It's very normal to feel dizzy and nauseous because of the pregnancy.
15:08How is this possible? I've never even slept with someone. How could I be pregnant?
15:12If you decide you don't want to keep the baby, I can help schedule a termination procedure for you.
15:19I'll have to think about it.
15:26Did you find Miss Vance yet?
15:27Not yet. She's probably hiding from you.
15:30Keep looking.
15:31Yes, sir.
15:33Oh my god. How am I supposed to explain this to Danny?
15:36We're getting married next month and now I'm pregnant? I don't even know who the father is.
15:41I don't even have enough money to pay for an abortion.
15:47I don't even have enough money to pay for an abortion.
16:05Why does she look so familiar?
16:18Goddamn OCD.
16:19You asshole!
16:36There was a thread!
16:37Oh, that's a really lame excuse, you pervert.
16:40That's not the type of guy that I am.
16:41Explain it to the police!
16:43Wait, you don't know who I am, do you?
16:54Shit! He's the new CEO!
16:56I want to let you know who I am.
17:02What the?
17:08How do you...
17:08Oh, thank goodness.
17:10The doctor said you just fainted in an elevator.
17:12I'm so worried.
17:14I'm fine.
17:16Thank goodness.
17:23Mr. Vanderbilt.
17:25I'm so sorry.
17:27Oh, something, please.
17:28Don't move, you're pregnant.
17:30What?
17:32Danny, it's not what you think.
17:34Test result shows she's one month alone.
17:39So she's pregnant?
17:41Are you kidding me?
17:43You dirty slut!
17:45You wouldn't even let me touch you when you're going around fucking other men!
17:49You bitch!
17:56Who the fuck are you?
17:58Don't you lay a fucking hand on her.
18:02So you're the fucker that knocked her up!
18:04You're the fucker that knocked her up!
18:08Choose your words carefully.
18:18You'll pay for this!
18:23You okay?
18:24I swear I've never been with anyone.
18:29The premier, I'll check.
18:30The premier, I'll check.
18:33What?
18:34You put the sperm into someone else?
18:36I...
18:37It was all my fault.
18:38I didn't double check the name.
18:39I thought it was you.
18:40You idiot!
18:42You have ruined everything for me!
18:44I'm so sorry.
18:46I'll do whatever you say.
18:48Take them to your grave, or I will end your career.
18:52Give me the woman's information.
19:03Jasmine Tubbs.
19:11Finn!
19:11Lyra!
19:15Do you actually have my baby inside you?
19:18Of course!
19:19The doctor said that I was one month pregnant.
19:21The baby is perfectly healthy.
19:26Who the hell is she, Finn?
19:28I was just feeling a little lightheaded.
19:29This gentleman was helping me.
19:34I can take it from here.
19:41Jasmine Thompson.
19:44Please, have a seat.
19:48She is Jasmine Thompson?
19:55You stole my sperm?
19:57I love you so much, Finn.
19:59I wanted to have your baby.
20:01And this is what Mrs. Vanderbilt has always wanted, right?
20:05Stop blaming Lyra, Finn.
20:08It's not her fault.
20:10You almost died in the mountains three years ago,
20:12and you're the only heir to our family.
20:14We had no choice but to bank your sperm.
20:18Everyone knows you two have a thing.
20:21Why don't you just be a family and have a kid?
20:26We're not a thing, okay?
20:27I have no feelings for her.
20:30Your child is in her belly.
20:31What would you expect her to do?
20:34Get rid of it.
20:35Over my dead body.
20:38As long as I'm alive, this child stays.
20:40Mother, you have no say over my wife.
20:42You're talking about my grandchild.
20:46This is Vanderbilt.
20:48Don't worry, Lyra.
20:50I will make sure you get the best care you can get to bring this child into the world.
21:01I will make sure that bitch loses his child.
21:09I'm really sorry.
21:10I mixed up the names.
21:12I artificially inseminated you.
21:14Who's the father?
21:18The sperm was from an anonymous donor.
21:21We don't know who he is.
21:28If you don't want to keep the child, you can terminate the pregnancy.
21:32I'll take full responsibility and pay for it.
21:35What am I supposed to do about this pregnancy?
21:39Everything's such a mess.
21:40Just behave and do everything I say or you're fucking dead.
21:52Please don't hurt me.
21:53I don't have any money, but I'll give you everything I have.
21:58Such a beauty.
22:00What a pity.
22:03Do whatever you want with her.
22:04Just make sure she loses the baby.
22:10Please, I'm pregnant.
22:18Well, that'll just make it even more exciting.
22:29You fucking bitch.
22:32Now you're dead.
22:40Leave her alone.
22:42Leave her alone.
23:00You okay?
23:03Do you know this man?
23:04No.
23:05Take him to the place.
23:06Yes, sir.
23:08What are you doing here?
23:10I'm just trying to go to work.
23:13I'm already late.
23:23I'm just trying to go to work.
23:32These are the financial reports from last quarter, Mr. Vanderbilt.
23:37Thanks.
23:37Keith.
23:55Keith.
23:59Yes, sir.
23:59Keith, please reassign Ellie to PR.
24:02I need my employees to work for me, not throw themselves at me.
24:06Yes, sir.
24:07But, Mr. Vanderbilt, I look up to you so much, and I only want to be your secretary.
24:12Well, then get in line.
24:13Bring me Jasmine.
24:30Bring me Jasmine.
24:31She can be my secretary.
24:32I'm trying to seduce the CEO.
24:38Who does she think she is?
24:39She'll make a perfect ornament in the PR department.
24:46How did that little bitch even get to be Mr. Vanderbilt's secretary?
24:50Who knows?
24:51She sucks at work, but she might be good at sucking something else.
24:56I need something else.
25:02Shit.
25:02I lost my glasses.
25:11Mr. Vanderbilt?
25:16Ready to work?
25:20Mr. Vanderbilt, um, I'm sorry. I didn't have my glasses on. I couldn't see you.
25:41It's okay. It's paid back for when I touched your butt.
25:45Sorry about that.
25:46Do you know why I made you my secretary, Jasmine?
25:50Um, yeah. Because I'm a workaholic. And I will respect your boundaries.
26:00How's the baby?
26:04Baby's fine. But I think I am going to get an abortion.
26:13Well, if you do, you can take a week off.
26:19Can you drive?
26:20I can.
26:21You'll be my driver tonight.
26:23Keith's busy.
26:24Okay.
26:33The Monet Hotel is a really nice dessert bar. Treat yourself. Order whatever you like.
26:39Oh, thanks.
26:40The boss isn't as cool as people say.
26:57Thank you, boss, for the treat.
26:58Oh, it just melts in the mouth. Expensive stuff really does taste better.
27:10What do you say we get presidential sweeper tonight?
27:17Danny?
27:17Danny?
27:18Danny?
27:19Danny?
27:20And Linda?
27:21What are you doing here? Trying to get laid with your fuck buddy? Hey, anybody here like pregnant women?
27:33Have you been cheating on me this whole time?
27:38Have you been cheating on me this whole time?
27:39Long before you did, bitch.
27:42I can't believe you actually dated her, Danny. She was such a joke in high school and it looks like she still is.
27:49You've been cheating on me this whole time. Why did you humiliate and hit me at the hospital?
27:55Because you're a two-faced slut. You wouldn't let me lay a finger on you acting like a saint while you fucked around behind my back?
28:03Oh, really? I had no idea she was such a slut under that tragic outfit.
28:10I told you it was a mistake.
28:12No, who fucking cares?
28:14Let's be honest. I never liked you. You were nothing more than a cash cow to me.
28:20My only regret is I didn't fuck you when I had the chance.
28:24What a waste. That cake deserves better than a piece of shit like you.
28:44You bitch.
28:54How dare you touch my girlfriend?
28:59Girlfriend?
29:20Boss, your sperm stored at the bank was stolen by Miss Vance.
29:23For artificial insemination.
29:26What? I'm prized possible. I've never even slept with someone. How could I be pregnant?
29:30I can help schedule a termination procedure for you.
29:34I'll have to think about it.
29:38Not Miss Vance yet.
29:40Not yet. She's probably hiding from me.
29:42Keep looking.
29:44Yes, sir.
29:45Oh, my God. How am I supposed to explain this to Danny?
29:48We're getting married next month and now I'm pregnant?
29:51What? I don't even know who the father is.
30:08Shit. I don't even have enough money to pay for an abortion.
30:11Goddamn OCD.
30:30You asshole!
30:33Explain it to the police!
30:35Wait, you don't know who I am, do you?
30:37What the?
30:44What the?
30:50How do you go?
30:51In an elevator. I'm so worried.
30:53I'm fine.
30:54Oh, thank goodness.
31:02Mr. Vanderbilt.
31:03What?
31:06Danny, it's not what you think.
31:08Test results shows she's one month's long.
31:12You wouldn't even let me touch you when you're going around fucking other men.
31:16You bitch.
31:24Who the fuck are you?
31:26Don't you lay a fucking hand on her.
31:28So you're the fucker that knocked her up.
31:36Choose your words carefully.
31:45You'll pay for this.
31:50You okay?
31:51I swear I've never been with the one.
31:56The premier will check.
31:57What?
32:01You put the sperm into someone else?
32:03It was all my fault.
32:05I didn't double check the name.
32:06I thought it was you.
32:08You idiot!
32:09You have ruined everything for me!
32:12I'm so sorry.
32:13I'll do whatever you say.
32:15Take them to your grave.
32:18Or I will end your career.
32:21Give me the woman's information.
32:23Jasmine Thompson.
32:38Finn.
32:39Lyra.
32:42Do you actually have my baby inside you?
32:45Of course.
32:46The doctor said that I was one month pregnant.
32:49The baby is perfectly healthy.
32:50Who the hell is she, Finn?
32:55I was just feeling a little lightheaded.
32:57This gentleman was helping me.
33:01I can take it from here.
33:09Jasmine Thompson.
33:09Please, have a seat.
33:15She is Jasmine Thompson?
33:22You stole my sperm?
33:24I love you so much, Finn.
33:26And I wanted to have your baby.
33:29And this is what Mrs. Vanderbilt has always wanted, right?
33:32Stop blaming Lyra Finn.
33:35It's not her fault.
33:37You almost died in the mountains three years ago.
33:40And you're the only heir to our family.
33:41We had no choice but to bank your sperm.
33:45Everyone knows you two have a thing.
33:48Why don't you just be a family and have a kid?
33:53We're not a thing, okay?
33:55I have no feelings for her.
33:57Your child is in her belly.
33:58What would you expect her to do?
34:01Get rid of it.
34:03Over my dead body.
34:05As long as I'm alive, this child stays.
34:07Mother, you have no say over my wife.
34:09You're talking about my grandchild.
34:14This is Vanderbilt.
34:15Don't worry, I will make sure you get the best care you can get to bring this child into the world.
34:28I will make sure that bitch loses his child.
34:36I'm really sorry.
34:38I mixed up the names.
34:39I artificially inseminated you.
34:44Who's the father?
34:45The sperm was from an anonymous donor.
34:49We don't know who he is.
34:55If you don't want to keep the child, you can terminate the pregnancy.
35:00I'll take full responsibility and pay for it.
35:03What am I supposed to do about this pregnancy?
35:06Everything's such a mess.
35:07Just behave.
35:13Do everything I say or you're fucking dead.
35:19Please don't hurt me.
35:20I don't have any money, but I'll give you everything I have.
35:23Such a beauty.
35:26What a pity.
35:30Do whatever you want with her.
35:32Just make sure she loses the baby.
35:42Please.
35:43I'm pregnant.
35:45Well, that'll just make it even more exciting.
35:48You fucking bitch.
35:59Now you're dead.
36:07Leave her alone.
36:09Leave her alone.
36:11You okay?
36:28Do you know this man?
36:32No.
36:33Take him to the place.
36:34Yes, sir.
36:35What are you doing here?
36:37Just trying to go to work.
36:41Shut up, Marley.
36:41Wait.
37:00These are the financial reports from my supporter, Mr. Vanderbilt.
37:04Thanks.
37:05Thanks.
37:11Keith.
37:26Yes, sir.
37:27Keith, please reassign OE to PR.
37:30I need my employees to work for me, not throw themselves at me.
37:33Yes, sir.
37:35But, Mr. Vanderbilt, I look up to you so much, and I only want to be your secretary.
37:40Well, then get in line.
37:41Bring me Jasmine.
37:58She can be my secretary.
38:03Trying to seduce the CEO.
38:05Who does she think she is?
38:07She'll make a perfect ornament in the PR department.
38:11How did that little bitch even get to be Mr. Vanderbilt's secretary?
38:17Who knows?
38:19She sucks at work.
38:21But she might be good at sucking something else.
38:28Shit!
38:28I lost my glasses.
38:29I lost my glasses.
38:38Mr. Vanderbilt?
38:43Ready to work?
38:44Mr. Vanderbilt?
39:01Mr. Vanderbilt?
39:03Um, I'm sorry.
39:05Where are you?
39:06I didn't have my glasses on.
39:07I couldn't see you.
39:08It's okay.
39:09It's payback for when I touched your butt.
39:12Sorry about that.
39:13Do you know why I made you my secretary, Jasmine?
39:15Um, yeah, because I'm a workaholic, and I will respect your boundaries.
39:27How's the baby?
39:31The baby's fine, but I think I am going to get an abortion.
39:37Well, if you do, you can take a week off.
39:46Can you drive?
39:47I can.
39:48You'll be my driver tonight.
39:50Keith's busy.
39:51Okay.
40:00The Monet Hotel is a really nice dessert bar.
40:03Treat yourself.
40:04Order whatever you like.
40:07Oh, thanks.
40:11The boss isn't as cool as people say.
40:24Thank you, boss, for the treat.
40:26Oh, it just melts in the mouth.
40:35Expensive stuff really does taste better.
40:41What do you say we get presidential sweeper tonight?
40:45Danny?
40:48Danny?
40:49What are you doing here?
40:50Trying to get laid with your fuck buddy?
40:51Hey, anybody here like pregnant women?
40:52Have you been cheating on me this whole time?
41:06Long before you did, bitch.
41:10I can't believe you actually dated her, Danny.
41:12She was such a joke in high school and it looks like she still is.
41:18If you've been cheating on me this whole time, why did you humiliate and hit me at the hospital?
41:22Because you're a two-faced slut.
41:25You wouldn't let me lay a finger on you acting like a saint while you fucked around behind my hat?
41:31Oh, really?
41:33I had no idea she was such a slut under that tragic outfit.
41:37I told you it was a mistake.
41:39Who fucking cares?
41:42Let's be honest.
41:43I never liked you.
41:44You were nothing more than a cash cow to me.
41:47My only regret is I didn't fuck you when I had the chance.
41:51What a waste.
42:07That cake deserves better than a piece of shit like you.
42:11You bitch.
42:21How dare you touch my girlfriend?
42:26Girlfriend?
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