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00:00:00I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:00:18I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo.
00:00:21And I crushed Saint's childhood.
00:00:30Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:00:43I'm sorry.
00:00:47I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:00:53You just got pucked, Dora.
00:01:00But by then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be.
00:01:07And how badly people could get hurt.
00:01:09It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
00:01:12Happy birthday to my dearest daughter. We love you so much.
00:01:25I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
00:01:36Get with Leo, lose my big card.
00:01:42Leo, you followed Leo to college for nothing.
00:01:47Idiot.
00:01:48The Divergent.
00:01:50No.
00:01:51If you want it, you're gonna have to make it happen.
00:01:56Dora Miller, just tell Leo how you feel.
00:02:00Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
00:02:12Dora.
00:02:13Can it wait?
00:02:14I'm just...
00:02:15I'm a little busy.
00:02:16Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:02:17I think we would make a great team.
00:02:18I've been saving myself for you.
00:02:19And I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:21Oh my god!
00:02:22What did she just say?
00:02:23She's a virgin.
00:02:24L-M-A-O.
00:02:25How sweet.
00:02:26I'm just...
00:02:27I'm just...
00:02:28I'm a little busy.
00:02:29Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:02:30I think we would make a great team.
00:02:31I've been saving myself for you.
00:02:32And I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:35Oh my god!
00:02:36What did she just say?
00:02:37She's a virgin.
00:02:38L-M-A-O.
00:02:39How sweet.
00:02:40I'm pleading with our virgin.
00:02:41Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
00:02:42What else do you have to say to Leo?
00:02:43Oh, I'm sorry.
00:02:44I'm not.
00:02:45How was your wedding?
00:02:46I'm just saying.
00:02:47I'm not.
00:02:48I'm just saying.
00:02:49What did I say?
00:02:50She's a virgin.
00:02:51L-M-A-O.
00:02:52How sweet.
00:02:53I'm pleading with our virgin.
00:02:54Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
00:02:56What else do you have to say to Leo?
00:03:01Pretty.
00:03:03Hey.
00:03:04I didn't realize you were on the toilet.
00:03:07It's funny.
00:03:09Something in the toilet made me think of you.
00:03:12And then I heard your needy voice.
00:03:14I can't believe you're still a virgin.
00:03:19Wait, I totally can.
00:03:23But I do love what you've done with your hair.
00:03:30Do I have a mustache?
00:03:34I'll just... I'll leave you guys.
00:03:36Go.
00:03:37And this...
00:03:38That's interesting.
00:03:45Women have a choice for...
00:03:47They can be appealing, or they can be you.
00:03:52I like this cardigan.
00:03:55So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
00:04:01Leo's hot.
00:04:02You're not.
00:04:04Leo's rich, poor.
00:04:06We're in your own.
00:04:07Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
00:04:12Mindy.
00:04:13Know your place, nerd.
00:04:15In the library, looking your nose with the other mountains.
00:04:25Now, if you could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
00:04:29Please?
00:04:45What the hell?
00:04:46I'm not expecting money from anyone.
00:04:48Especially this much.
00:04:49I'm not expecting the turnties.
00:04:50I'm not expecting it.
00:04:55I can't wait while you're coming.
00:04:56I'm just getting the turnties in there.
00:04:58I don't know what's going on.
00:04:59Pornies in there.
00:05:02The turnties in there.
00:05:03The turnties in there.
00:05:04They're not going to come outside.
00:05:05They're more and more.
00:05:07Handies in there.
00:05:09They're not giving you the turnties in there.
00:05:10Don't stop.
00:05:11How much is that?
00:05:14This is a girl.
00:05:15I want to sleep with you.
00:05:19Oh, come on.
00:05:20It's not that bad.
00:05:22I just told Leo that I was in love with him, but Mindy was there.
00:05:25So now the whole school is going to know that I'm a virgin.
00:05:28Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
00:05:31Come on.
00:05:32I know you're in there, virgin.
00:05:33I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
00:05:45Oh, Troy.
00:05:51No virgins here.
00:05:53But you already knew that, right?
00:05:56Goodbye, ex-boyfriend.
00:06:07Oh, not so fast.
00:06:10You are the ignorer.
00:06:12I saved you.
00:06:13I know.
00:06:15Big time.
00:06:20No way.
00:06:21Guys like you only want one thing.
00:06:24Such a mess.
00:06:25Help pass me math.
00:06:28Listen, I've got a really weird tech situation, and I know you're good with that kind of stuff,
00:06:32but it's got to be kept real secret.
00:06:33If you got a virus from the porn site, that's your own problem.
00:06:37No, no.
00:06:38Some stranger's putting money into my account, and I'm worried they're setting me up to make
00:06:41it look like I'm throwing games.
00:06:42Match fixing?
00:06:45That also sounds super dodgy.
00:06:47I'm not touching it.
00:06:49Wait.
00:06:51What if we're gonna do?
00:06:52You help me, and I help you get Leo.
00:06:57Boom.
00:06:58Swing it for fifth base in no time.
00:07:01It's a sexual reference for you.
00:07:04Once I have sex with Leo.
00:07:06It's not just sex.
00:07:10I love Leo.
00:07:13I've been waiting for him.
00:07:15So do we have a deal?
00:07:16Okay, but I need to clear something up.
00:07:20Fifth base?
00:07:20I thought it was fourth.
00:07:21You got some work to do.
00:07:25You think I'm a joke?
00:07:27It's called teasing delivery.
00:07:30Do you want Leo or...
00:07:31Okay, so you teach me how to flirt and, you know, do things?
00:07:41You want me to teach you how to kiss, don't you?
00:07:43I just want to know what Leo will expect.
00:07:58I'm not super familiar with this stuff.
00:08:03Alright.
00:08:05Maybe we should tackle it in order.
00:08:07List it for me.
00:08:09Flirting fashion technique.
00:08:11Okay, so you spent some time thinking about this.
00:08:14Alright, flirting skills first, and then boom, hit the base.
00:08:18Sounds good. Just, uh, don't forget about fashion.
00:08:21And we need a deadline. How about the fundraiser dance for the hockey team?
00:08:25You can make your baby look there.
00:08:26It's only two weeks away.
00:08:28Calm down. You're not that hopeless.
00:08:30We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
00:08:33Okay, sounds good.
00:08:37My whole life is gonna change.
00:08:39Go team.
00:08:40Oh, darn it.
00:08:42Got it.
00:08:50Dora! Just the person I wanted to see.
00:08:53Oh, shit.
00:08:54I wanted to say that I'm sorry about yesterday.
00:08:58You did?
00:09:00Yeah.
00:09:01I was just feeling really insecure because
00:09:03I really like Leo.
00:09:07I shouldn't have reacted that way.
00:09:09Yeah.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Thanks.
00:09:14Did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight?
00:09:16You should totally come.
00:09:18All of us lost our B cards at cake parties, didn't we, girls?
00:09:23Totally.
00:09:24What the hell, Dora? Do you even live here?
00:09:44It's so friggin' neat.
00:09:46I like things organized.
00:09:47I like things organized.
00:09:50What are you doing?
00:09:52Checking to see if your underwear's color-coded.
00:09:54You probably have my solution of the week on it.
00:09:56My underwear is none of your business.
00:10:03I mean, it kind of is.
00:10:07If you want my help landing, Leo.
00:10:10Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
00:10:13Just what are you doing?
00:10:33You have such incredible eyes, Dora.
00:10:35I never noticed how beautiful they are before.
00:10:40They're just eyes.
00:10:49I have two of them, like everyone else.
00:10:52Come on, Dora.
00:10:53I was flirting with you.
00:10:55This is why I need help.
00:11:00Why couldn't I see what you were doing?
00:11:02Just be open to signals.
00:11:04Don't be Dora the Ignorer.
00:11:06Can I bore you?
00:11:11Why would you care?
00:11:19Because you have such beautiful eyes.
00:11:27You're flirting again?
00:11:30Yeah.
00:11:31You're supposed to say something flirty back.
00:11:34Something flirty back.
00:11:38I know.
00:11:39I will practice on Leo at the party tonight.
00:11:42What do you think?
00:11:44Why not?
00:11:46But just remember, you've still got your training wheels on.
00:11:49Don't expect miracles.
00:11:50We'll need to have another flirting lesson.
00:11:52All right.
00:12:06I'll grab us a drink.
00:12:07Just try to be cool.
00:12:11Dude, when am I not cool?
00:12:17Oh my god, there's Leo.
00:12:18You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
00:12:23Yeah.
00:12:24Good luck.
00:12:28There she goes.
00:12:29There we go.
00:12:34Hey.
00:12:40Hey.
00:12:41I thought you were staring at me from over there.
00:12:44Was I?
00:12:45I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
00:12:51You don't got to say it.
00:12:52Minnie's a bitch.
00:12:54And you're awesome.
00:12:55I am?
00:12:57I am.
00:12:57I am.
00:13:06Hey.
00:13:07Hey.
00:13:09Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt.
00:13:11Is it cool?
00:13:13Cool.
00:13:13I'm sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
00:13:20You don't got to say it's cool.
00:13:22Oh, okay.
00:13:26Yes, she does.
00:13:28Doesn't she, girls?
00:13:30Whatever it is.
00:13:33And I think it is her vagina.
00:13:36It's like a vagina.
00:13:37My dryer.
00:13:39We call it Adora.
00:13:41What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:13:50I'm doing nothing.
00:13:52She needs you.
00:13:54Because you're nothing.
00:13:57Oh, I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
00:14:00She buys an Inventi-sized tube.
00:14:03How cute.
00:14:05But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenta, right?
00:14:09That's the highest one.
00:14:14Don't you dare laugh.
00:14:16It's about me all of a sudden.
00:14:17What do you see in her?
00:14:28Dora the borer?
00:14:30Does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
00:14:37She's great.
00:14:38It's as simple as that, Mindy.
00:14:39Do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin?
00:14:48Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
00:14:53I think it's kind of sweet.
00:15:00This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
00:15:03Get ready for the plan I have, specifically for you, in five minutes.
00:15:22Come on.
00:15:23I'll tell you something about it.
00:15:29Wait here.
00:15:30I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
00:15:33Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:15:43I think we'd make a great team.
00:15:44I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month.
00:15:52Ow, that's a real chicken, lady, man.
00:15:56Could you beat any more dust?
00:15:59I don't know.
00:16:01Can you, Dora?
00:16:01Ready?
00:16:03Ready?
00:16:04Okay.
00:16:05Take my virginity.
00:16:06Take my virginity.
00:16:08Take my virginity.
00:16:12Stop.
00:16:15Please, stop.
00:16:33Please let me go.
00:16:45Pam, where are you?
00:17:04Hopefully it doesn't see me like this.
00:17:08Please.
00:17:09Please let me go.
00:17:11Oh, honey, you want to go?
00:17:13Please.
00:17:15You can go.
00:17:17We just want to hear you say it.
00:17:19One more time.
00:17:21Say, take my virginity.
00:17:24Say it.
00:17:25Say it!
00:17:27Say it!
00:17:28Say it!
00:17:29Say it!
00:17:30Say it!
00:17:33That's enough!
00:17:38That's enough!
00:17:39And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
00:17:51I don't care what anyone says.
00:17:54When someone starts shit with me, I always finish it.
00:17:57You're wrong.
00:17:58I'll finish it.
00:18:09I'll get you a tissue.
00:18:21I'll get you a tissue.
00:18:29Sorry.
00:18:30I'm usually a crier.
00:18:33You can't let me get to you.
00:18:36Okay, you need to fight back.
00:18:37Like with a shark.
00:18:38You just need to punch her in the nose.
00:18:40Why do you care if she bullies me?
00:18:48You remind me of my little sister.
00:18:51Is she a pitiful virgin loser, too?
00:18:54I mean, she's eight.
00:18:56I really hope so.
00:18:59Do you remind you of an eight-year-old?
00:19:02No.
00:19:05Stop crying.
00:19:08It's all gonna be okay.
00:19:10Yeah.
00:19:12It's easy for you to say.
00:19:15Captain of the hockey team.
00:19:17Everyone loves you.
00:19:20And I'm just...
00:19:23Dora.
00:19:24I happen to think you're pretty great.
00:19:32And that should count for something,
00:19:34since I'm apparently so amazing.
00:19:42I thought you just said that at the party
00:19:44to mess with Mindy.
00:19:46No.
00:19:49I said it.
00:19:52Because I meant it.
00:19:54I'm lying to you.
00:19:59Because I meant it.
00:20:03The worst part is...
00:20:06I didn't even get a chance to talk to Leo.
00:20:12You know there's a chance that Leo might not be into you,
00:20:14no matter what you do.
00:20:15I just have to change the way that he sees me.
00:20:18I just need you to give me a clear shot at the goal.
00:20:26Okay.
00:20:28We'll make it happen,
00:20:29if that's what you really want.
00:20:31let's do another flirty lesson.
00:20:36Now?
00:20:37It's not like we have another party to get to.
00:20:41Let's pretend like we're on a date.
00:20:53it's not like we're on a date, right?
00:20:54Right?
00:20:56She'll be a solid person.
00:20:57Ok, so, flirting. You want to make lots of eye contact. And if you can, touch them.
00:21:10Your arm.
00:21:18Your hand.
00:21:21Yeah, it felt so good. Walking next to you, you said you liked me too.
00:21:30Sometimes I'm crying. I know this is fake, but it feels real.
00:21:39And you should laugh at Leo's jokes, if he makes any. Which he probably won't.
00:21:46And then you should find something special about him to compliment him.
00:21:51If you think about him.
00:21:59I'm a really good teacher.
00:22:03Hang on.
00:22:05It smells so good.
00:22:08Just that.
00:22:10Just because we want to get closer.
00:22:16That shit actually works.
00:22:25Congratulations. You just passed Flirting 101.
00:22:34You're better at this than you thought.
00:22:37I know. Wait, who knew I had it in me?
00:22:39Just curious. Why did you say that stuff about me?
00:22:43Well, you told me to find something special.
00:22:47Not the person I was flirting with.
00:22:50And you went with, I smell nice.
00:22:52What's wrong with that?
00:22:55How do you want to smell?
00:22:57A pair of sweaty old socks.
00:22:59Hockey players are tough, ok? We don't smell nice.
00:23:02Hey.
00:23:03Relax.
00:23:04You are still a beast on the ice.
00:23:05I won't let your secret get out.
00:23:07Nobody gives me shit the way you do.
00:23:08I like it.
00:23:09Thanks.
00:23:10Did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account?
00:23:11Yeah.
00:23:12Ok I asked?
00:23:13Yeah.
00:23:14It's down here somewhere.
00:23:15Oh my god.
00:23:16I got it.
00:23:17It's down here somewhere.
00:23:18I wrote a copy of a tweet.
00:23:19Oh my god.
00:23:20It's a real thing.
00:23:21The best is.
00:23:22It's so we do have a story.
00:23:23It's like it's a real thing.
00:23:24It's just a real thing.
00:23:25It's so I love you guys.
00:23:26And I know you love you too.
00:23:27It's so we're still going to do the same stuff.
00:23:28It's so I know you don't know.
00:23:29Where are you?
00:23:30What are you talking about?
00:23:31I'm just talking more about you.
00:23:33I know you like it.
00:23:34Dora's helping Troy track the money?
00:23:50If she works out, I sense it.
00:23:52They'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer.
00:23:54She's gonna fuck everything up.
00:24:01I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora.
00:24:04What's up with you and Dora?
00:24:12What's it to you?
00:24:13She's a known friend.
00:24:15Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.
00:24:17Yeah?
00:24:19Well, sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.
00:24:21Dora.
00:24:23Hardly.
00:24:24She's like our team mascot.
00:24:27Perfect.
00:24:28Then I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating her.
00:24:34I wonder if Troy will like this.
00:24:43I don't care what Troy thinks.
00:24:44This is about Leo.
00:24:45Stupid.
00:24:53Going somewhere, geek girl?
00:24:54I've got a date with Troy.
00:25:09Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
00:25:13Where are you going?
00:25:14The library?
00:25:15I obviously did something to offend you.
00:25:21Everything about you offends me, geek.
00:25:24The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave.
00:25:28I mean, do you have any self-respect?
00:25:35Can I go?
00:25:37Well, not until I help you out a little.
00:25:39I mean, if you're trying to get laid, you're going about it all wrong.
00:25:43And these have definitely got to go.
00:25:46And this is hard again.
00:25:53So gross.
00:25:54Stop!
00:25:56And you've got to bait the hook with something.
00:26:09You've got to fight back.
00:26:10Like with a shark.
00:26:11You've got to punch her in the nose.
00:26:16Sorry, I'm late.
00:26:35Yeah, you should be.
00:26:36It's not really good for my reputation to be some lame or a girl.
00:26:40I know.
00:26:41Also, I looked it up on ChatGPT last night and said fifth base is innovative sexual intimacy.
00:26:52It's the butt.
00:26:54Butt like one tear.
00:26:58Two tear.
00:27:02Oh.
00:27:03Yeah.
00:27:05I'll just stick to four base then.
00:27:07Too bad.
00:27:18Normal or you're under arrest for aggravating assault.
00:27:27Whoa, whoa, hang on a second.
00:27:29Can we just talk about this?
00:27:30This young lady reported an assault, and it needs to be investigated.
00:27:34She's the one who assaulted me.
00:27:36Wait, they opened my shirt and took pictures.
00:27:41I've seen you at the rink, yeah?
00:27:43Yeah, I don't miss a game. You guys are crushing it this year.
00:27:45Oh, thanks.
00:27:46Yeah, but you see Dora here. She's the team's assistant.
00:27:49She's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice.
00:27:51Yeah?
00:27:52No.
00:27:53This is bullshit. This is not happening.
00:27:56Oh, really?
00:27:57Why don't you hand over your phone,
00:27:58and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her underwear?
00:28:00That's what I thought.
00:28:07Sorry for this misunderstanding.
00:28:12Nice to meet you.
00:28:13Hey, nice to meet you, kid.
00:28:14See you in the next game?
00:28:15You will, but I'll change.
00:28:23Lay hands on Dora again, and you'll be dealing with me.
00:28:26Got it?
00:28:27Got it.
00:28:40I can't believe you recognize him from the rink.
00:28:41No, I've never seen him before in my life.
00:28:44That was bullshit?
00:28:46It worked, didn't it?
00:28:48Unbelievable.
00:28:49You know what's unbelievable?
00:28:51Is you punching Mindy in the face?
00:28:53I mean, you weren't supposed to take my advice literally.
00:28:55I don't know what happened, okay?
00:28:56Just one moment, she was monstering me,
00:28:58and then the next, my fist was just in her face.
00:29:01Yeah, I wish I would have been there, slugger.
00:29:03I'm calling the cops.
00:29:25Well, you can stay with me tonight.
00:29:35I'll change my sheets, and you can sleep in my bed tonight.
00:29:40I'll take the floor.
00:29:41I had no idea Troy was such a good person.
00:29:51He feels so good.
00:29:52Oh, no!
00:29:53Am I hot for Troy?
00:30:02Do you have something I could change into?
00:30:05Yeah, of course.
00:30:06I'm so sorry, I did not realize.
00:30:26Relax, Troy.
00:30:28You've seen worse in the locker rooms after a virginity.
00:30:31Yeah, but that's...
00:30:32That's different.
00:30:34You can look now.
00:30:36You're still shirtless.
00:30:38That's how I sleep.
00:30:40But if you think you won't be able to control yourself...
00:30:43Dream on.
00:30:49I'll see you later.
00:30:51Good night.
00:30:53Good night.
00:31:06You can share the bed, if you want.
00:31:28I trust you.
00:31:29A lot of people say you shouldn't.
00:31:32I don't think I do.
00:31:34You're a joke.
00:31:36You're going to ruin my reputation if you go around saying stuff like that.
00:31:41Are you sure?
00:31:44We can put a pillow in between us.
00:31:48We might need a thicker pillow.
00:32:11We might need a better place.
00:32:15What happened to the pillow?
00:32:19Someone threw it on the floor.
00:32:21It wasn't me.
00:32:23Why would I do that?
00:32:25I don't know.
00:32:27Maybe because you want me to do this?
00:32:29Baby, I've been missing all over.
00:32:35Take my heart, let go for your hands.
00:32:41I've spent all my days just trying to find a way.
00:32:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:32:55You know Leah's the one I want.
00:32:57You're the one who said you wanted help with fifth base.
00:33:01I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet.
00:33:03Right, yeah.
00:33:05Sorry for freaking out.
00:33:07I just think maybe we should concentrate on, you know, fashion since the dance is tomorrow night.
00:33:15Yeah, I actually need to call my cousins about that.
00:33:17Yeah, since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on.
00:33:23Okay, I have an American history exam I gotta get to, so I'm gonna...
00:33:33Hey, what's up?
00:33:35What's up, dude?
00:33:37So, I screwed Dora by Spindy.
00:33:41It's unhinged, man.
00:33:43Trust me, dude.
00:33:45Mindy deserved it.
00:33:47You gotta kick her to the curb, bro.
00:33:49Why are you so down on Dora?
00:33:53Isn't she your friend?
00:33:55Of course she is, but we have the most important game of the year coming up, and you need to be more focused.
00:34:01I'm focused.
00:34:02Okay, don't worry about me.
00:34:03It doesn't look it.
00:34:04When you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming, you're running around with Dora all the time.
00:34:14Leo!
00:34:15Hey!
00:34:18I gotta wash this, get it back to you.
00:34:22Mindy trashed Dora's room, so she stayed here last night.
00:34:26Wow!
00:34:28Are you that desperate to get laid?
00:34:42Stop it, stop!
00:34:45Troy is just a friend.
00:34:49It's nice to know what you really think of me.
00:34:51I was just looking out for you.
00:34:52Troy's the biggest player on campus.
00:34:54You're a virgin.
00:34:56I just didn't want you to get hurt.
00:34:59Thanks, man.
00:35:03There's nothing happening between us.
00:35:06Don't say that more on you.
00:35:08Thanks, buddy.
00:35:10Great chat.
00:35:12Go team.
00:35:20Excuse me.
00:35:24The boss wants an update.
00:35:30Hey, Big Mike.
00:35:31How's it hanging?
00:35:34Right.
00:35:36An update.
00:35:37So, everything's set to where we lose the big match, except Troy's trying to figure out where the money comes from.
00:35:42No problem.
00:35:46Then you'd better make sure.
00:35:47That does not happen.
00:35:48That does not happen.
00:35:57Hey!
00:35:58Just about to call you.
00:35:59So, I tracked the money to an offshore account, and then I traced it to a local bank.
00:36:03You got a name yet?
00:36:04Not yet.
00:36:05But, I will.
00:36:07How'd your exam go?
00:36:09Aced it.
00:36:10As usual.
00:36:11Nerd.
00:36:13That's good.
00:36:14Now you can focus on this.
00:36:19Bernardo and Lydia.
00:36:21My cousins.
00:36:22They're gonna do that whole fairy godmother thing with you.
00:36:24Hi.
00:36:29You ready for this?
00:36:31I think so.
00:36:33She's ready.
00:36:35Then buckle up, girl.
00:36:37We're about to rock your world.
00:36:43I don't do makeover montages, so I'm out of here, but the car will pick you up at 6.
00:36:48Be ready.
00:36:50You got me a car?
00:36:52Got to make an entrance.
00:36:55Have fun.
00:36:56Hi.
00:36:59Look at the laundry house.
00:37:02This is my favorite part.
00:37:04Oh, no.
00:37:06Burn.
00:37:07Trash.
00:37:08Honey, is this from middle school?
00:37:10I think that's it.
00:37:11We're not gonna do that again.
00:37:12The 2014 Gap Sweater.
00:37:15Going!
00:37:21Cinderella's ready for the ball.
00:37:23I did it again.
00:37:24We did it.
00:37:25Oh.
00:37:26We.
00:37:37What if everyone laughs at me?
00:37:39What if this was all a terrible mistake?
00:37:42Maybe I'd be better off dying a virgin.
00:37:44Damn.
00:37:46I wanna get to your clothes.
00:37:47Gonna get it right now.
00:37:49Damn.
00:37:50Who's that hot body?
00:37:51I wanna push all the limits with you right now.
00:37:57Oh my god.
00:37:58Is that virgin Dora?
00:37:59Dora?
00:38:16I got this for you.
00:38:18Thanks.
00:38:20Don't think I look too try hard?
00:38:24You look beautiful.
00:38:26What about Leo's thinking?
00:38:28Probably what every other straight guy in the zip code is looking.
00:38:32Who's that incredibly hot chick?
00:38:41Could this get any sadder?
00:38:43I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from.
00:38:46She looks amazing.
00:38:51That little nerd thinks she can have everything.
00:38:53May I have this dance?
00:38:57Sorry in advance for your feet.
00:39:00I can handle it.
00:39:02Follow my lead.
00:39:03I got you.
00:39:07He's so strong.
00:39:09I feel so safe in his arms.
00:39:11And he really does smell good.
00:39:16What am I doing?
00:39:18I'm supposed to be here for Leo.
00:39:19I can't fall for Troy.
00:39:20I can't fall for Troy.
00:39:33You can't seriously want that.
00:39:35You put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.
00:39:39Once a nerd, always a nerd.
00:39:41Shut up, Mindy.
00:39:42Can I cut her?
00:39:43Yeah.
00:39:45Don't be a dick.
00:39:46You're hiding all this hotness from me for all these years.
00:39:48It's just me.
00:39:49I'm gonna need a bottle of makeup and hairspray.
00:39:51Still the same old Dora.
00:39:52Yeah, but I've been busy with Troy this whole time.
00:39:53I feel like I haven't seen you.
00:39:54I don't realize you like to learn out with me.
00:39:55Yeah, well, when you haven't been around as much, it's given me a chance to miss you.
00:40:00Would you go to dinner with me tomorrow night?
00:40:01Yeah.
00:40:02Just go grab a burger or something.
00:40:03No.
00:40:05Like a proper dinner.
00:40:06Like a date.
00:40:07Okay.
00:40:08ен iPhone.
00:40:09It's really fun.
00:40:10You can't find him with me.
00:40:11I really feel like a immigrant.
00:40:12I'm glad I'm so sorry.
00:40:13Still the same old Dora.
00:40:14Yeah, but...
00:40:15I've been busy with Troy this whole time.
00:40:16I feel like I haven't seen you.
00:40:18I don't realize you like to learn out with me.
00:40:19Yeah, well, when you haven't been around as much, it's given me a chance to miss you.
00:40:22Will you go to dinner with me tomorrow night?
00:40:25Yeah.
00:40:26Just go grab a burger or something?
00:40:30No.
00:40:31Like a proper dinner.
00:40:32Like a date.
00:40:33He's never going to appreciate her the way I do.
00:40:40This is fucking killing me.
00:40:42I shouldn't be thinking about Troy all the time like this.
00:40:45Leo is a little more.
00:40:49Leo just asked the nerd on a date.
00:40:52How do you know?
00:40:53I can relapse.
00:40:57I'd love to go on a date with you.
00:40:59Wear something sexy because we're going fancy.
00:41:02Cool.
00:41:03Yeah, I'll try.
00:41:05She's got me away and Troy after her.
00:41:08What is this, opposites day?
00:41:10What is going on?
00:41:11You look really pretty tonight, Mindy.
00:41:13It keeps hotter than Dora.
00:41:14Stop sucking up and help me come up with a plan for payback.
00:41:21These could work.
00:41:22All you need is ten seconds.
00:41:29Perfect.
00:41:29And I won't ask you why you're carrying accidents around.
00:41:40I'm going to use the restroom?
00:41:41Yeah.
00:41:42Cool.
00:41:43Ten seconds after drinking this spiked drink, Dora the Boar is getting where she's messed
00:41:54with the wrong.
00:41:58Dora, hi.
00:42:00Have you tried this drink?
00:42:01It's so good.
00:42:02That's okay, Mindy.
00:42:05Good.
00:42:06Dora, I'm trying to make amends.
00:42:09Do you want to be my friend?
00:42:10Actually, I think I'm okay.
00:42:23How'd you know I was thirsty?
00:42:37Thanks, Mindy.
00:42:39Actually, the drink is for me.
00:42:42I dropped the red cherry in the spiked drink.
00:42:47Cheers.
00:42:48Everyone!
00:42:59Did I have your attention over here, please?
00:43:03Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle.
00:43:08Dora the Boar is about to make an unforgettable announcement.
00:43:12Not with her mouth, but with her, well, six, five, four, six, five, three, three, two, one.
00:43:31No, no, no, no, no, this is not happening.
00:43:34Don't touch me.
00:43:44What's going on?
00:43:47This is just a dream.
00:43:50Wake up.
00:43:53Oh, my God!
00:43:56Yo, Mindy just shit her pants!
00:43:59Oh, hold it.
00:44:04How did I get falling?
00:44:06That's right.
00:44:08Shut up!
00:44:11Put that down!
00:44:12Stop filming me!
00:44:16Thank you for saving me.
00:44:23How'd you know she was going to do that?
00:44:26I was watching her.
00:44:27I knew she couldn't handle how good you looked.
00:44:32How'd things go with Leo?
00:44:34Great.
00:44:35We're going on a date.
00:44:37It's all thanks to you.
00:44:46Thanks, guys.
00:44:47I appreciate you.
00:44:48I'll pay you back ASAP.
00:44:55And that Dora.
00:44:57She knows how to party.
00:44:58Yeah, bullshit.
00:44:59And don't send her any dick pics.
00:45:01Too late.
00:45:02But hey, she sent them first.
00:45:03Look, I know you got a crush on her, but I saw her first, right?
00:45:09Dude, she's not a piece of property.
00:45:13She's a good person.
00:45:16Yeah, she's special.
00:45:18Yeah.
00:45:19So don't jerk her around.
00:45:21Look, dude.
00:45:22Don't tell me how to live my life, all right?
00:45:24Heads in the game.
00:45:25This is it.
00:45:26Talent scouts, contracts, big money, big future.
00:45:35I gotta go.
00:45:36Mr. Constantine.
00:45:44You said you'd fix this by today.
00:45:49Hey, I am.
00:45:51I'm fixing it.
00:45:52You're getting a machine here.
00:45:53Hey, what the fuck?
00:45:56Relax.
00:45:57Next time, you won't be able to play.
00:46:15And after that, game over.
00:46:17Hey, right on time.
00:46:33So, should I go for more of a smoky eye or like a peach blossom?
00:46:38I know.
00:46:38Who is Leo's favorite member of Blackpink?
00:46:40What?
00:46:42Just joking.
00:46:43No, but I think we do need to skip to the tactics portion of your secret sex manual.
00:46:54You're a big date with him.
00:46:56I don't know all that much, to be honest.
00:47:00Dora, you're the expert.
00:47:01You tell me.
00:47:02Just wing it, Dora.
00:47:03Okay?
00:47:04Everybody just wings it.
00:47:05What's wrong with you?
00:47:06Wait, come on.
00:47:07I've got a buddy who's going to hack the bank for you.
00:47:09All right, so come on.
00:47:10Pay up.
00:47:11Wait, really?
00:47:13When am I going to know who's dumping all the money on me?
00:47:15Soon.
00:47:16If you keep your promises.
00:47:19All right.
00:47:19Okay, fine.
00:47:20What do you need to know?
00:47:21Apart from the whole K-hole eyes thing or whatever.
00:47:23Well, which underwear?
00:47:27Black or what?
00:47:30The black ones are a little bit see-through.
00:47:31See?
00:47:31Yeah, I can see.
00:47:32You don't need to hand them to me.
00:47:34And you're handing them to me.
00:47:35Oh, shit.
00:47:36I'm getting hard.
00:47:36Dude, not in front of her.
00:47:38Fuck.
00:47:39Um, yeah, these feel too soft.
00:47:42You might not want to take them off.
00:47:44So, the other ones?
00:47:46Yeah.
00:47:46Okay.
00:47:49Up until this point, my life has been a sex-negative kiss-negative, too.
00:47:54Actually, I've never kissed anyone.
00:47:57So, could you show me?
00:48:00Bye.
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00:48:25and I use that as an excuse to keep you close and I look into your eyes and I tilt your chin up
00:48:44that way you'd be ready for my kiss
00:48:55that's what the tongue does
00:49:04gross
00:49:06I don't know
00:49:08do it again
00:49:25why'd you stop?
00:49:32is it being weird?
00:49:34no
00:49:44wait, did I do something wrong?
00:49:46please, tell me
00:49:48because you love Leo, not me
00:49:55you're cool
00:49:58okay, there's nothing else I can really tell you
00:50:01that's like the launch pad right there
00:50:06I feel like you're gonna ghost me for being weird
00:50:10sorry
00:50:12I know that it sounds needy, I just
00:50:14feel exposed
00:50:18me too
00:50:19sorry
00:50:21you feel exposed because you're sensitive and you care
00:50:24everyone else is a player
00:50:25they're the ones who are shit
00:50:26not you
00:50:28sorry door
00:50:29I got stuff to do
00:50:34tell me, why him?
00:50:35why?
00:50:36Leo?
00:50:38really?
00:50:39I thought you were friends
00:50:41yeah, we're good on the ice together
00:50:42but he's only ever treated you like a gopher
00:50:44huh
00:50:45I mean, growing up we always just said we get married
00:50:50his mom left him and his brothers and
00:50:54I just kinda wanted to save him
00:50:57so I guess that
00:51:00kinda mixed in with crushing on him for 10 years
00:51:03so, you know him better than I do, right?
00:51:05and you're just gonna hand him your v-card
00:51:07that was how I imagine my future
00:51:08why?
00:51:09what did you listen to?
00:51:10some good looking bitchy girl like Mindy?
00:51:11yeah, hot bitchy chicks
00:51:12okay, but at least I knew where I was heading with them
00:51:13okay, I wasn't crashing into some white fence fantasy
00:51:14with a complete dickhead
00:51:15what?
00:51:17hey, you don't get to judge me
00:51:18hey, troy
00:51:19it's okay?
00:51:20Hot bitchy chicks.
00:51:21Okay, but at least I knew where I was heading with them.
00:51:23Okay, I wasn't crashing into some white fence fantasy with a complete dickhead.
00:51:27What?
00:51:29Hey, you don't get to judge me.
00:51:44Hey, Troy.
00:51:46Is this okay?
00:51:50Oh my, I might blow it up his phone.
00:51:54He doesn't care what I look like.
00:51:56This is all for Leo.
00:52:01Seriously, who cares?
00:52:02She'll work it out.
00:52:04He'll bang her and burn her and she'll move on.
00:52:05Lesson learned.
00:52:09Fuck, I hate that she's giving herself to him.
00:52:12That narcissist will just hurt her.
00:52:13That narcissist will just hurt her.
00:52:15How's your hand?
00:52:26I just heard a punch in the bag.
00:52:28It's alright though, I'm good.
00:52:29Still on track to be the Wayne Gretzky of our generation.
00:52:31You've seen me play.
00:52:33I have.
00:52:34You know, that's what I like about you.
00:52:37What did you think about that overtime shot last week?
00:52:39How was I?
00:52:40I think it was great.
00:52:41You know, honestly, I'm thinking about expanding my involvement with the team next year.
00:52:45Right, and next year's going to be even bigger for me.
00:52:47You know, I'm looking like a first draft pick already.
00:52:49Everybody's going to be like,
00:52:51Leo, Leo.
00:52:53Yeah, I'm really excited.
00:52:54Why did I upset Troy?
00:52:56He's been so nice.
00:52:58He's just asking me a question.
00:53:00He's the one guy who gets my jokes.
00:53:04I mean, they should make a wine after me.
00:53:06The Leo Constantine.
00:53:08Oh, Leo's still talking about himself.
00:53:12Everything's great.
00:53:14And that's why we should fuck.
00:53:16What?
00:53:19Leo, there's something I should tell you about us.
00:53:24You were right.
00:53:27I know.
00:53:28So, your room or mine?
00:53:30No.
00:53:31We're better off as friends.
00:53:37No, we should fuck.
00:53:40Look, I actually think I have feelings for someone else.
00:53:45Let me guess.
00:53:46Troy?
00:53:47I haven't really talked with the other person yet, so I can't really say.
00:53:50It's cool.
00:53:51I know it's Troy.
00:53:52Dora.
00:53:57I'm really attracted to you.
00:53:58And I don't know if you remember, but as kids, we used to joke around about getting married.
00:54:04It just feels like there's something, you know, between you and I.
00:54:09Why did you just walk away with a hockey puck and hit me in the face?
00:54:11Did I?
00:54:24Yeah.
00:54:24I mean, maybe it's just because of the way we, you know, grew up.
00:54:28You're one of us, like one of the boys, you know.
00:54:30And I don't know.
00:54:31It just felt like that made something special between us, right?
00:54:34Oh, this isn't going to work.
00:54:43Tora.
00:54:45I'm the hottest guy on the team.
00:54:48I'm really flattered.
00:54:50I am.
00:54:50And you are the hottest.
00:54:51And you'll find someone else.
00:54:56This is going to leave a scar.
00:55:00We need to leave a brace.
00:55:01Where's your nerdy little bookworm shadow?
00:55:24Who?
00:55:25Really?
00:55:26Borer?
00:55:28Dora the Borer?
00:55:30She's on a date.
00:55:31With Leo.
00:55:34No way.
00:55:38Actually, I don't care.
00:55:40We're not exclusive.
00:55:43How about you?
00:55:44Are you upset that she's with him?
00:55:46Are you jealous?
00:55:48She's free to make her own choices.
00:55:51Well, I'm sorry if she hurt you.
00:55:55I am.
00:55:55Remember what I said to you when we first met at that sophomore swim meet?
00:56:05Wow.
00:56:07Is that a bike seat in your speedo?
00:56:09Or are you just looking for a ride?
00:56:10Or are you just looking for a ride?
00:56:15You know, I could go for a ride now if you want.
00:56:19You know, for old time soon.
00:56:22Yeah, no thanks.
00:56:26But I...
00:56:27Maybe he'll be worried to you.
00:56:29Maybe he'll be lying if he's in the next one.
00:56:41I don't know.
00:56:41I don't care.
00:56:43I don't care.
00:56:44I don't care.
00:56:45But I don't care.
00:56:47I don't care.
00:56:48Oh, yeah, that's definitely a bruise.
00:57:18You're going in the penalty box.
00:57:31Not snake dickhead.
00:57:41Okay?
00:57:47Shit, run.
00:57:50Go, go, go, go, go!
00:57:51Keep going, I'm coming!
00:58:02Oh, my God.
00:58:04You okay?
00:58:06Yeah, the guy was trying to kill me.
00:58:08Why?
00:58:10You okay?
00:58:11You hurt?
00:58:12I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:58:13Oh, you're hurt.
00:58:14Did he stab you?
00:58:15Take off your shirt.
00:58:17Oh, you're hurt.
00:58:18Did he stab you?
00:58:20Take off your shirt.
00:58:22Oh, you must have gotten cut from the guy's ring.
00:58:32Cut.
00:58:33Uh, proceed.
00:58:34It's under the table.
00:58:36Okay.
00:58:37Okay.
00:58:38It's...
00:58:39Yes.
00:58:40Sorry.
00:58:41Okay.
00:58:42Okay.
00:58:43So lucky you were there.
00:58:47Why?
00:58:48Were you there?
00:58:49I was just going to hit the bars.
00:58:50Why were you in the alley?
00:58:51Where's Leo?
00:58:52I called off my date.
00:58:53I thought he was number one.
00:58:54Actually, I'm starting to think he's more like number twos.
00:58:55Yeah, he is for letting you walk home alone like that.
00:58:56You need to tell the cops that you were assaulted.
00:59:19You need to tell the cops that you were assaulted.
00:59:22I will.
00:59:35Joy, I realized something important last night.
00:59:38What?
00:59:45Leo is not the one for me.
00:59:47Yeah, finally.
00:59:49Who is the right person?
00:59:59Stupid.
01:00:01I should have known you don't feel the same way.
01:00:04How do you know I don't?
01:00:06Because you didn't say anything.
01:00:09Because you said all those times that Leo is your future.
01:00:12You love him.
01:00:14I love him.
01:00:17And why did I leave the restaurant?
01:00:25Flat twist.
01:00:30Are you sure?
01:00:31Yes.
01:00:32I went to the restaurant because I couldn't handle the idea of you and Leo being together.
01:00:39Then I saw you holding hands.
01:00:44You went to the restaurant?
01:00:47Yeah.
01:00:48For the ribs.
01:00:49For the ribs.
01:00:50For the ribs
01:01:17Are you sure?
01:01:20Are you sure?
01:01:50Are you sure?
01:01:52Are you sure?
01:01:54Are you sure?
01:01:56Are you sure?
01:01:58Are you sure?
01:02:00Are you sure?
01:02:02Are you sure?
01:02:04Are you sure?
01:02:06Are you sure?
01:02:08Are you sure?
01:02:10Are you sure?
01:02:12Are you sure?
01:02:14Are you sure?
01:02:16Are you sure?
01:02:17Are you sure?
01:02:18Are you sure?
01:02:19Are you sure?
01:02:20Are you sure?
01:02:21Are you sure?
01:02:22Are you sure?
01:02:23Are you sure?
01:02:24Are you sure?
01:02:25Are you sure?
01:02:26Are you sure?
01:02:27Are you sure?
01:02:28Are you sure?
01:02:29Are you sure?
01:02:30Are you sure?
01:02:31Are you sure?
01:02:32Are you sure?
01:02:33Are you sure?
01:02:34Are you sure?
01:02:36Good morning.
01:02:38Morning.
01:02:40Sleep good?
01:02:42Best I've ever slept.
01:02:44Alright, so what do we do now?
01:02:46Do we, uh,
01:02:48do we like this ever happen?
01:02:50Do we do it again?
01:02:52What do
01:02:54the experts say?
01:02:56The experts eat breakfast.
01:03:00I'll go get changed.
01:03:02Meet you at the cafe at
01:03:04I'm 30.
01:03:06Okay.
01:03:14See you in a little bit.
01:03:34We're sure we can do it again.
01:03:42Wanna go away from practice?
01:03:52I can't believe last night really happened
01:03:54with the right person.
01:03:56Dora.
01:03:5850.
01:04:00Look.
01:04:02I know we're never gonna be friends.
01:04:04But I also really don't like when people do shitty things.
01:04:08What are you talking about?
01:04:10I know you've been spending a lot of time with Troy.
01:04:12You may even have a little crush on him.
01:04:16Which is fine.
01:04:18But...
01:04:20But...
01:04:24Hayley overheard him hanging out at the gym talking about you.
01:04:28And I know you're not gonna believe me,
01:04:30so I thought it'd be best if you heard it for yourself.
01:04:36In bet these needy virgins will do anything.
01:04:38She's a bit fat, but...
01:04:40You know fat brings the flavor right?
01:04:42And Dora's like so grateful.
01:04:44Throw the dog a bone eh?
01:04:46I don't know.
01:04:52Can you leave me to cry in peace?
01:04:54Oh, someone should really be with you when you're so upset.
01:05:02And how do you find the time?
01:05:06Between laughing at how I look,
01:05:08and then talking behind my back?
01:05:10Troy would never say that.
01:05:12Leo might.
01:05:14What, is it AI?
01:05:16No.
01:05:18It's real.
01:05:20And you are the dumbest bitch on this campus
01:05:22if you don't take a warning from someone who was trying to help.
01:05:24You are the crappiest foley if you think I'm gonna believe that.
01:05:28I'm gonna tell you this now,
01:05:30because I don't think you're gonna figure it out yourself.
01:05:32But hurting me
01:05:34is not gonna read back whoever left you.
01:05:36Please don't let that tape be real.
01:05:42Please don't let that tape be real.
01:05:54He's not coming.
01:05:56That tape was real.
01:05:58He's not coming.
01:06:00He's not coming.
01:06:06Come here, you piece of shit.
01:06:10Yell all you want, Mr. Ace.
01:06:14No one will ever find you.
01:06:16Who are you?
01:06:24What do you want?
01:06:26Shut up and listen.
01:06:28We're gonna play carrot.
01:06:30And stick.
01:06:32The carrot is, you're gonna be a TV star.
01:06:34Take this bag off my head.
01:06:36Now there's a bunch of money in your account.
01:06:38You took that money to throw the game.
01:06:42You're bookies?
01:06:44Is that all this is?
01:06:46You're gonna say on camera
01:06:48that you made a big mistake.
01:06:50You have a gambling problem.
01:06:52But you're seeking help.
01:06:54Rehabbing God.
01:06:56Hoping for a healing miracle.
01:07:00I'll never do it.
01:07:02I'm glad you said that.
01:07:04Now here,
01:07:06is the stake.
01:07:16Enough.
01:07:18You will say a few words on camera
01:07:20and quit the team.
01:07:22And Dora,
01:07:23is the keeper of greatness.
01:07:24This is a KGB issued spy gun.
01:07:38It fires one bullet.
01:07:42If you don't want said bullet
01:07:44in your girlfriend's skull,
01:07:46they can do as I command.
01:07:52Alright.
01:07:54I'll do it.
01:07:56I'll do it.
01:08:10Hey.
01:08:12It's me again.
01:08:14Just wanna make sure you're okay.
01:08:16We're okay.
01:08:18Kali.
01:08:20Kali.
01:08:30The cream is always the answer.
01:08:34But you've abandoned me too.
01:08:38Back to the store.
01:08:40I cannot believe this.
01:08:44I know, right?
01:08:50What's going on?
01:08:52It's unreal.
01:08:54It's joy.
01:08:56I've been busted match fixing.
01:08:58Coach, I'm...
01:08:59I'm really sorry.
01:09:00And to my teammates.
01:09:01And to the whole thing.
01:09:02I screwed up.
01:09:03And I'm prepared to accept whatever's for me.
01:09:17Hey.
01:09:23Where have you been?
01:09:24I have been calling and calling.
01:09:28We should talk.
01:09:29Yes.
01:09:30Yes, we should.
01:09:31Someone is distributing fake AI confessions of you.
01:09:33Mindy just tried to fake me out with one too.
01:09:35I think it's the same people behind the bank.
01:09:37It's not AI.
01:09:39Hey.
01:09:40It's...
01:09:41It's real.
01:09:42It's me.
01:09:43What?
01:09:45It was all me.
01:09:47You took a bribe?
01:09:50Yeah.
01:09:53Oh, but...
01:09:54Why would you say that?
01:09:57I mean, why would you have me look into it for you?
01:09:59I...
01:10:00I...
01:10:01I...
01:10:02I was setting up an alibi.
01:10:03And I got caught.
01:10:05By who?
01:10:06The...
01:10:07The authorities.
01:10:08Who exactly?
01:10:11Look.
01:10:12This doesn't involve you, okay?
01:10:13Just back off.
01:10:15Oh.
01:10:16Oh no.
01:10:17Something else is coming up here.
01:10:18For fuck's sake, Tor!
01:10:20Don't you get it?
01:10:21I was using you!
01:10:22Thank you for making it so easy for me!
01:10:25Oh.
01:10:26Especially last night.
01:10:33You don't mean that.
01:10:35Alright, just tell me which authorities.
01:10:36I will talk to them.
01:10:38It doesn't matter.
01:10:40Okay, it's too late.
01:10:41Troy, please!
01:10:43For fuck's sake!
01:10:44What don't you understand?
01:10:46You're just a dorky, plain Jane little nerd.
01:10:49I'm the captain of the hockey team, and you're a little ex-virgin!
01:10:53You're always dumping your feelings on me.
01:10:55It's not worth the hassle!
01:11:03I'm sorry, Dora.
01:11:05But it's the only way to keep you safe.
01:11:07You should've known.
01:11:12Of course, somewhere like Troy wouldn't want to be with me.
01:11:28I count this for you.
01:11:29Hey.
01:11:30Say.
01:11:38I don't believe all of those moments for the movie.
01:11:42He's a hockey player, not an actor.
01:11:45Something else is gonna happen.
01:11:47Something wouldn't accomplish my life.
01:12:07My dad.
01:12:17It's a camera.
01:12:27What program did you use to fake Troy's voice?
01:12:30Tell me.
01:12:31Go away, Dora.
01:12:33Screw you.
01:12:35Just send me a link.
01:12:36No.
01:12:37It was real.
01:12:39I'll punch you again.
01:12:54I just need one minute in his room to put my plan into motion.
01:13:01Who is it?
01:13:03Hey, it's Dora.
01:13:04Sorry.
01:13:05I thought you'd be at hockey.
01:13:09Got kicked off the team, remember?
01:13:11Of course he did.
01:13:12Idiot.
01:13:14I'm just looking for my hair clips.
01:13:20They're not here.
01:13:23You shouldn't be here, Dora.
01:13:24I don't want you here.
01:13:26It's alright.
01:13:27I made a pact with myself.
01:13:28If my hair clips aren't in there, I'll just...
01:13:30I'll just go.
01:13:34They're not here.
01:13:36Okay.
01:13:37I've been getting ready.
01:13:38I'll continue theplane.
01:13:39Okay.
01:13:49Okay.
01:13:50Wait, Troy, before you go, I have information about the money in your bank account.
01:14:20You found out who put it there?
01:14:24Yeah, yeah, my friend, she has a name.
01:14:27So we can take this evidence to the cops?
01:14:29Yes. Meet me in the library at wedding. I'll have all the information then.
01:14:45Why can't you take Di for an answer, Dora?
01:14:48You're ruining everything!
01:14:58Oh, I didn't see you there.
01:15:00I thought you were a book.
01:15:01Oh, it's probably because you can't read.
01:15:03Yes, she can!
01:15:04Wait.
01:15:07Mindy, I really don't have time for this.
01:15:09Because you're too busy being alone.
01:15:11Yeah.
01:15:15You are exhausting.
01:15:16Alright, just do me a favor. Get some real friends.
01:15:19Get some therapy, please.
01:15:21Before you end up being the one who is all left alone.
01:15:24All left alone.
01:15:30Leo! Hi!
01:15:31You're just in time to watch me destroy Borer.
01:15:36Get lost.
01:15:37Dora, we need to talk.
01:15:39We need to talk.
01:15:41What?
01:15:43Apologize to me.
01:15:45No.
01:15:53Get lost.
01:15:54Lost.
01:16:04Leo, right now is really not a good time.
01:16:06Okay, I'm expecting someone.
01:16:07I know.
01:16:09I talked to Troy about the situation.
01:16:11He's talking with the coach right now, okay?
01:16:13He sent me here to talk with you.
01:16:15Who transferred the money into his account?
01:16:18Troy wouldn't tell you that.
01:16:19It was you.
01:16:24You were the one that hit the camera.
01:16:25You were the one who set up Troy.
01:16:26Keep your voice down.
01:16:31Set up Troy?
01:16:32Keep your voice down.
01:16:34Why would you do that?
01:16:35He's your friend.
01:16:37The team needs him.
01:16:38They're going to lose without him.
01:16:39That's the point.
01:16:41I owe a lot of money to some seriously dangerous people.
01:16:46That's how I wanted you to pay it off.
01:16:50Am I losing?
01:16:52Duh.
01:16:53The bets are in.
01:16:55There's no way they're going to win now.
01:16:57Unless you screw it up.
01:16:59What about Troy's future?
01:17:00Right, he'll never go pro.
01:17:02This could follow him around for the rest of his life.
01:17:05That's the free market, baby.
01:17:06And now I'm free.
01:17:08So, I'm going to the cops.
01:17:11I'm not going anywhere, moron.
01:17:13You wouldn't hurt me.
01:17:18Of course not.
01:17:20Big Mike?
01:17:21I'm surprised you even got out of the alley.
01:17:24You organized that?
01:17:26Well, Big Mike contributed to the idea and he is a hitman.
01:17:30Hitmen hit people.
01:17:32You're a monster.
01:17:34Me?
01:17:35He's the hitman?
01:17:36Why'd you have to stick your nerdy nose in my business in the first place?
01:17:40You're in public space, you idiot.
01:17:44If you don't come with me right now and be quiet,
01:17:47I'll make sure Big Mike finishes with his stuff on Troy.
01:17:49You should leave them.
01:17:51Okay?
01:17:52Okay.
01:17:53Come.
01:17:55Let's go.
01:18:09I know it wasn't you.
01:18:10I found a way to reveal who set you up.
01:18:12I'm meeting them in the library.
01:18:14Pick up Dora.
01:18:32She would never leave this.
01:18:37Have you guys seen Dora?
01:18:38Who?
01:18:41Stop acting like an insecure bitch for two seconds.
01:18:43And she's in danger.
01:18:44Promise?
01:18:47Relax.
01:18:48I saw her leave with Leo like 20 minutes ago.
01:18:51She's Leo?
01:18:52I was here with Dora.
01:18:57You gotta kick her to the curb, bro.
01:19:00Thanks, guys.
01:19:01I appreciate you.
01:19:02I'll pay you back in a second.
01:19:09Holy shit.
01:19:10It's been Leo this whole time.
01:19:18Come on, Mike.
01:19:19Pick up!
01:19:22Leo, this is crazy.
01:19:24We've known each other forever.
01:19:25We can fix this.
01:19:26I...
01:19:27We're in way too deep.
01:19:29Pick up it, Mike.
01:19:31He burned you.
01:19:33Bullshit.
01:19:35Okay, the hockey game's coming up.
01:19:38People, if you don't show up, people are...
01:19:39They're gonna start asking serious questions.
01:19:42Here's a free lesson for you.
01:19:43And all you dopey fucking girls out there,
01:19:45talking more does not fucking help.
01:19:48Herb, why'd you even help Troy?
01:19:50Want to get laid or something?
01:19:52You made a deal?
01:19:54For what?
01:19:55She's gonna help me get your attention.
01:19:59And then I was gonna trace somebody.
01:20:01Well...
01:20:03You got my attention now.
01:20:05Yeah.
01:20:07I see why Big Mike likes this.
01:20:11It's actually a turn-on.
01:20:16To feel someone fully under your power.
01:20:17Do you remember what you told me?
01:20:21About losing your virginity?
01:20:24I know I'm a day late, but...
01:20:26Still got a few minutes.
01:20:37You little bitch.
01:20:40I hope it hurts.
01:20:42You're a little spicy.
01:20:45That's how I like it.
01:20:47I would rather die than let you touch me.
01:20:50We can do both.
01:20:51I'm sure Big Mike wants a slice too long.
01:20:53You up for that?
01:20:54I hope I look up to you.
01:20:56You are not kind, brave, or courageous.
01:21:01Not even a good hockey player.
01:21:04I mean, Troy sets up half your shots.
01:21:06Bullshit.
01:21:09I mean, if Troy was playing the Scouts,
01:21:10they wouldn't even take a second look at you.
01:21:12Shut the fuck up!
01:21:13You don't even know what you're talking about!
01:21:14No, it's true.
01:21:15Your entire team knows that Troy carries you.
01:21:18Do you know how much they're gonna hate you
01:21:19when they found out they were betrayed by our bet?
01:21:21Shut the fuck up!
01:21:22I said shut up!
01:21:23Go on!
01:21:24Do it!
01:21:25Now you're gonna be a woman hitting coward too!
01:21:27Shut up!
01:21:28The fuck you do to her?
01:21:29Nothing she didn't deserve.
01:21:38If Big Mike gets here, he'll take care of both of you too.
01:21:41No, Leo, he's not coming.
01:21:42If you hurt us, that is on you.
01:21:43It's okay.
01:21:44Stay there.
01:21:45Get back with her.
01:21:46Why dickhead?
01:21:47What's your plan?
01:21:48Tie both of you up.
01:21:49Then I'm gonna lock the door.
01:21:50And do what?
01:21:51Go play?
01:21:52Then I'm gonna light a little fire.
01:21:53And then I'll go play.
01:21:54Now see, you're not so stupid now, huh?
01:21:55Keep it up.
01:21:56I'm gonna light a little fire.
01:21:57And then I'll go play.
01:21:58See, you're not so stupid now, huh?
01:21:59Keep it up.
01:22:00I'll keep it up.
01:22:01I'll keep it up.
01:22:02No, Leo, he's not coming.
01:22:03No, Leo, he's not coming.
01:22:04No, Leo, he's not coming.
01:22:05No, Leo, he's not coming.
01:22:06If you hurt us, that is on you.
01:22:07It's okay.
01:22:08Stay there.
01:22:09Get back with her.
01:22:10Why dickhead?
01:22:11Then I'm gonna lock the door.
01:22:12And do what?
01:22:14Go play?
01:22:15Then I'm gonna light a little fire.
01:22:18And then I'll go play.
01:22:20See, you're not so stupid now, huh?
01:22:22Keep it up, Leo.
01:22:24I already called the cops.
01:22:26Yeah, prove it.
01:22:27Let me see.
01:22:31Oh, I'm gonna gut you, man.
01:22:32I'm gonna get you.
01:22:33Hey, I'm gonna cut you!
01:22:34Boy, no.
01:22:36I don't care, Nora.
01:22:38He's not gonna hurt you.
01:22:40It's the police!
01:22:43It's the police!
01:23:05Did he hurt you?
01:23:06I'm fine.
01:23:07You have to hurry.
01:23:10No, it's fine.
01:23:11He's out.
01:23:12We need to call the cops right now.
01:23:13We can still make it to the hockey game.
01:23:16That's too late.
01:23:17I'm finished.
01:23:18No one's gonna believe anything I say now.
01:23:23Let's go.
01:23:24Coach, what are you doing?
01:23:39Get out.
01:23:40Get off the premises.
01:23:41Just give me two minutes to explain.
01:23:43You know how much damage you've done?
01:23:44Listen, Troy had nothing to do with the match mixing.
01:23:47It was Leo, right?
01:23:48He did it to pay off his debts.
01:23:51What?
01:23:52He's a gambler.
01:23:53Okay, getting me off the team squareded away with the PPO's money too.
01:23:56Where is he, right?
01:23:57I've been calling him for two hours.
01:23:58He's with the police.
01:23:59Alright, I have the number if you want to check with him.
01:24:02Do you have to let Troy play?
01:24:04I don't have time for these fairy tales.
01:24:06I want you off the premises so security's gonna kick you out.
01:24:12Let's go, let's go.
01:24:15Off your respect, Coach, you are an idiot.
01:24:18Dora.
01:24:19No, no, no, he needs to hear this.
01:24:21Do you know how badly you're gonna get trolled when they find out that you lost the biggest game of the season
01:24:25because you wouldn't let your best player play?
01:24:34Let's go.
01:24:35Let's go.
01:24:36Let's go.
01:24:37Let's go.
01:24:38Let's go.
01:24:44No!
01:24:45No!
01:24:46No!
01:24:47No!
01:24:48No!
01:24:49No!
01:24:50No!
01:24:51No!
01:24:52No!
01:24:53No!
01:24:55No!
01:24:56No!
01:24:58Whatever bitchy thing you are about to say, save it.
01:25:02Save it.
01:25:03I am way too happy to waste any time on you.
01:25:07The girls are here to witness me not saying this.
01:25:09Yeah.
01:25:10But you did good.
01:25:13Troy played and we won.
01:25:17Because of you.
01:25:22I'm big enough to accept that.
01:25:27Also big enough to know that you will always be a girl-bullying bitch.
01:25:31I am.
01:25:36But now it's time for you to thank me.
01:25:39For what?
01:25:40For letting people see you with me when I bully you.
01:25:43It's a special relationship.
01:25:45We're not friends.
01:25:47Just try stopping me.
01:25:57Hey.
01:25:58I'm looking everywhere for you.
01:26:01Is there a reason you're still not dressed?
01:26:06I'm just couldn't wait any longer to see you.
01:26:09You were amazing out there.
01:26:11The scouts, they couldn't keep their eyes off of you.
01:26:14It's crazy.
01:26:15Three of them want me to go see them.
01:26:16And they think Leo's crazy shit is just a fantastic story for the media.
01:26:21Hope your dreams are coming true.
01:26:25I hope.
01:26:25You sure you want to go get pizza with the boys to celebrate?
01:26:39Not pizza.
01:26:41It'll stop.
01:26:42I'm sick of getting better and better.
01:27:00I guess it's you and me.
01:27:07I love you like crazy.
01:27:13Would you love me?
01:27:15Right?
01:27:18Yes.
01:27:20Don't worry the adorable.
01:27:23I love you like crazy.
01:27:24You've been saving me.
01:27:34You saved me first.
01:27:36I'm really glad you were the one I lost my virginity to.
01:27:40I'm not going to argue with that.
01:27:45You're a really good tutor, you know.
01:27:47I'm glad you think so, because...
01:27:49I have another lesson for you.
01:27:52And I think you're really going to like it.
01:27:54I'm glad you were the one I lost my virginity.
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