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00:01This place is so amazing and scenic. What do you want to show me first?
00:05Mmm, I don't know. It's pretty, but there's really nothing to do once it gets dark.
00:10Wait! What's that place?
00:15So you're telling me that I can pick between all these different kinds of chips?
00:20Yes.
00:21How do people decide?
00:24Whoa! Now what's that beautiful fountain of rubies?
00:28Johnny, have you tried this slurpee?
00:31Not that quickly, hon.
00:33It comes in 48 flavors. We have to try them all.
00:39Uh, I don't know if we have time.
00:41Why? This place is open all night. Right, sir?
00:45Yes.
00:50Johnny, look! They're making a TV show about this place and we're the stars!
00:54Hello, world!
00:56Awesome!
00:58It's totally awesome!
00:59You're so lucky, Cal.
01:01Hello, world.
01:07Okay, Marie, your turn.
01:10Uh, excuse us? Do you know where someone can get a bite around here?
01:13Did you seriously just ask a vampire where to get a bite?
01:17Oh, gosh. I mean, we're not from around here.
01:20This is so embarrassing. Just keep going.
01:22Sorry to bother you. Love your chocolate cereal.
01:28So what do you want me to do now?
01:30Denisovich, you won't believe it. The mummy can crash through walls and turn into a swarm of beetles and put a curse on anyone.
01:38That sounds mean.
01:40It's fun mean.
01:41Okay, so check it out.
01:43Murray's going to conjure up the biggest sandstorm you've ever seen. Hidden.
01:48Sandstorm? It's been a while.
01:51Not my problem. Do it. Say your little spell.
01:54Okay.
01:56I got this. Frank, Wayne, Griffin, just try not to fail.
02:00Oh.
02:22My back.
02:24Oh, wait.
02:39How cute.
02:42Ow!
02:43Ow!
02:48Wait, stop at that playground.
02:50Look at these cute kids.
02:54Holy rabies.
03:00This looks like a blast.
03:01I don't know, maybe.
03:02This can be pretty dangerous if you don't know what you're doing.
03:06Of course, I rock these bikes.
03:08May I, little dude?
03:10Check it out.
03:11Oh, yeah.
03:12This is how I rolled every summer.
03:16Woo-hoo-hoo!
03:18Whoa, whoa, whoa!
03:20Whoa!
03:20Whoa!
03:20Whoa!
03:21Whoa!
03:21Whoa!
03:21I think I scratched it.
03:31My turn.
03:32Maybe.
03:33I told you.
03:34It took me years to get this good.
03:36Well, I'll give it a try.
03:38Yeah, yeah.
03:50This one is for the coach.
03:52Come on.
03:53We rode in.
03:55Good times.
03:57Come for the ride of your life.
03:58It's your world.
04:00My town.
04:01Together we were born to rise into the sunshine.
04:04Come on.
04:07Yeah.
04:10Come on.
04:12Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
04:13You feel me now?
04:18That's my girlfriend, suckers.
04:20Your wife, Johnny.
04:21My wife, even better.
04:23That was sick, lady.
04:25Where did you learn how to do that stuff?
04:27Trans-ylvania.
04:28That's cool.
04:29I have a cousin from Pennsylvania.
04:31Oh, these little guys are so sweet.
04:34Dennis would love them.
04:35What an awesome place to raise a kid.
04:37Oh, to raise a kid?
04:39I don't know about awesome.
04:41Maybe tubular.
04:42Uh, capisce?
04:44Anyways, we should hit my folks' place.
04:46I said we'd be there by now.
04:47Sure.
04:48Oh, hey, it's after three in Trans-ylvania.
04:50I'm gonna check on Dennis, okay?
04:57Chocolate cereal.
04:59Are you kidding me?
05:00It's okay, Drack.
05:01It's because they love us.
05:02Yeah!
05:03Masters of what's going on?
05:05Oh, yeah.
05:05You should embrace it like I did.
05:07I've got a best-selling workout video.
05:09Follow me, ladies.
05:10Right and left.
05:12No, girls, watch me.
05:13You're not watching.
05:14Here we go.
05:15And eight.
05:16And seven.
05:17And six.
05:17That's not me, guys.
05:19Come on, even Bigfoot's tearing it up
05:21in the German soccer league.
05:31Oh, no.
05:32Oh, no, no, no.
05:33It's Mavis.
05:34You gotta answer it.
05:36You push it too hard.
05:38Light her.
05:38All right.
05:40Then he's in this wake up.
05:42Oh, boy, he's out cold.
05:43I got this.
05:47Dad, what took so long?
05:49Uh, what?
05:50Nothing, maybe.
05:51We're all great here at the hotel.
05:53Just doing hotel things.
05:55Sorry, can't handle your breath.
05:57I hear ya.
05:58Uh, how are you?
05:59We're having a blast.
06:01We just went biking and mini-marting.
06:03It's so fun here.
06:05Uh...
06:05Is Dennis okay?
06:06Oh, of course.
06:08You want to see him?
06:10Yes.
06:10Yes, I do.
06:12Hi, baby.
06:13How are you?
06:14Mommy.
06:14I'm happy.
06:16Hee-hee-hee-hee.
06:17Aw.
06:17Hey, little dude.
06:19Why is he wearing sunglasses?
06:21Oh, we were playing.
06:23It's a superhero thing.
06:25Kibaz, I'm sunglasses man.
06:27To the rescue.
06:29Okay, take it down or not.
06:30I'm lying.
06:31You sound funny.
06:32Oh, no, no.
06:33That's his sunglasses man voice.
06:36Static.
06:37Oh, the signal is bad.
06:39Babies, are you there?
06:40Yeah, I'm still...
06:42All right.
06:44I guess he's having fun.
06:46Of course he is.
06:47Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.
06:48Oh, hey, honey.
07:05You ready for...
07:07...Jade Night?
07:10Aw, that's okay, sweetheart.
07:12You rest.
07:13You know, Dad's right.
07:19We need a break.
07:20We need to all be together again.
07:22Like a family.
07:23Like we used to.
07:27Are you overworked and stressed out?
07:30What?
07:31Do you need some family time?
07:33Are you a monster?
07:35Then you need a vacation.
07:37A monster vacation.
07:39Welcome aboard.
07:46Gremlin Air.
08:04Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the frogs of the cabin.
08:08For your safety, please unbuckle your seatbelts.
08:14In the likely event we experience this un-dropping cabin pressure, oxygen will be provided.
08:22Can I stow that for you, sir?
08:23All right, thanks.
08:27Beverages, beverages, snacks, beverages.
08:29Beverages, beverages, snacks, snacks, beverages.
08:31We don't have to go up.
08:32We don't have to go up.
08:33We don't have to go up.
08:34We don't have to go up.
08:36We don't have to go up.
08:37We don't have to go up.
08:38Luffy!
08:39That would be lovely.
08:40Luffy!
08:40That would be lovely.
08:42Luffy!
08:43Luffy!
08:44Mavis, please, you're torturing me.
08:49You know I hate surprises.
08:51This is a fun surprise.
08:54There are no fun surprises.
08:56Just tell me where we're going.
08:57Why are we on a plane?
08:59We can fly you know back in my day people took trains now. That's classy sure that
09:0640 hours in a closet sized room with you and uncle Bernie and his smelly cigars
09:10arguing who was more attractive Cleopatra or Nefertiti
09:14Oh Nefertiti
09:16Okay, dad. Thank you
09:18Maybe this is such an amazing surprise. I can't wait to spend time with the people I love most
09:25But I beg of you tell me where we're going
09:29Nope, I've taken care of everything so you don't need to worry. You've been so stressed out lately
09:35It's time for you to relax
09:37Now isn't that better
09:47Oh yes, so relax
09:50I'm gonna go check on you know who
09:55I'll be right back. I have to go to the bathroom
09:59Hey, did you see that?
10:01Dennis went to the bathroom
10:02Uh, okay
10:04Psst, hey, where are you?
10:14There you are Tinkles
10:16Don't worry, we'd never leave you home alone
10:19Okay folks, you're free to move about the cabin as we have started our descent
10:23So, any big plans for the weekend, Abel?
10:42Oh, you know, the usual
10:43Gotta take the kids to soccer
10:44Snacks, beverages
10:50Snacks, beverages
10:51Snacks
10:52Ladies and gentlemen, we've arrived at our destination
11:08The Bermuda Trials
11:10The Bermuda Trials
11:10The Bermuda Trials
11:12The Bermuda Trials
11:14The Bermuda Trials
11:32The Bermuda Trials
12:02The Bermuda Trials
12:32New Memories, with all of us. With Dennis.
12:36Boat!
12:41Boat!
12:45Who made you such an amazing daughter?
12:48You.
12:49Yeah, that's right. What a father I am.
12:53Come on, Denise Litsch, let's get cruising!
12:55Yay!
12:56Hey!
12:58Hey!
13:00Hey!
13:04Hey!
13:06Hey, look how are you!
13:08Hey, everyone.
13:10Hey!
13:16Hey!
13:18Hey!
13:20Hey!
13:22Hey.
13:24Okay, smile.
13:54Ow!
13:59No pets allowed.
14:02Uh-oh.
14:08Perfect!
14:13Welcome aboard, how are you doing?
14:22Dance, come on!
14:23Oh, lovely shirt, yes.
14:25Oh, hello.
14:26Welcome aboard.
14:31Uh, this is Bob.
14:37Say hi, Bob.
14:39Hi, Bob.
14:41Ah, didn't I tell you guys we'd have fun in here?
14:51Is this not the best?
14:57Yeah, I'm working up a nice one.
14:59When's that Johnny kid gonna be done party planning?
15:01He's a great hang.
15:02Yeah, he's an animal.
15:03And it was so nice seeing Mavis laughing and hitting it off with him.
15:06Who's sitting what off?
15:08No, please, Mavis could never be with someone of his kind.
15:12I'm sorry?
15:14His kind?
15:15You saying our kind's not good enough for you, your lordship?
15:19No, no, no, Frank, I didn't, I meant that she wouldn't be into someone with such red curly hair.
15:26Uh, what's wrong with red curly hair?
15:28Why are you getting upset?
15:30I have red curly hair.
15:32Well, how was I supposed to know that?
15:34This is the most incredible thing I've ever seen.
15:52Johnny?
15:56Look, settle down, fellas.
15:58This is all a moot point because Johnny, he left.
16:01Wait a minute, he left?
16:02Yes, he decided he didn't like Mavis or any of us.
16:06Hi.
16:09Hmm, I guess Johnny had second thoughts.
16:11I can't believe you stuck around, man.
16:25You don't get it.
16:26Bad things are coming your way.
16:28I gotta get my thoughts together.
16:30Okay, you see these tables?
16:34You can spend the entire day pulling them out and placing them, party planner.
16:39Oh, fantastic, I'm trapped here.
16:41Now I know how your daughter feels.
16:51Enough, enough, stop.
16:53Go to a corner, you're in the timeout.
16:55Timeout?
16:56I'm a grown man.
16:58Ah!
17:03Okay, table 57, please move to position 23.
17:08Whoa.
17:12That is cool.
17:13Face the wall.
17:1417 to 48, 16 to 47, 19 to 50.
17:21Awesomeness.
17:22Just let me do my work.
17:2329 to 35, 42 to 18.
17:2610 to 44.
17:2717, 18, 19, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20.
17:2939 to 24.
17:3036 up!
17:3139 to 35.
17:32Whoa!
17:33Whoa!
17:34Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
17:36Whoa!
17:37Ha, ha, ha, ha!
17:38Whoa!
17:39Ha, ha, ha, ha!
17:40Ha, ha, ha!
17:41Ha, ha, ha!
17:4231 to 19.
17:43Oh!
17:44Oh!
17:45Oh!
17:46Oh!
17:47Oh!
17:48Oh!
17:4924, up!
17:5024 up!
17:517 to 25.
17:5214 to 30.
17:57Ha, ha, ha!
17:58Oh!
17:59Oh, here you go, Grandpa.
18:00Don't freak out, gravity face.
18:02Ah, ah, ah, ah!
18:03Eat my dust, gray thing!
18:0456 and 43 to my side!
18:06Ah! Eat my dust, Grayfing!
18:0856 and 43 to my side!
18:22Prepare to cry, Billy Blackpang!
18:28That's how we do it! Half-fight, baby!
18:30Whatever!
18:32Yes, keep smelling!
18:36You catch the human,
18:38and then I will make human!
18:40What?!
18:4447, 45, 65,
18:4676, 48, Black is fast!
18:48Black is fast!
18:58Oh, come on now, dude, man! Nice!
19:00Oh, now, dude, man! Nice!
19:10I got you, buddy!
19:14You have to start! People trying to sleep here!
19:16People trying to sleep here!
19:30Oh, did you see that?
19:32Who is that guy, Sir Brakesalot?
19:34Oh, boy! I have to say,
19:36that was fun!
19:38Okay, the fun you were talking about earlier!
19:42Nailed it!
19:46Johnny?
19:50Quasimodo!
19:52Maybe it's cast!
19:56In the sogar Brooksesvrsnis.
19:58Who?
20:00Vadesaw?
20:08I could sleep.
20:10Do you know where Johnny went?
20:11Uh, I don't know! He-
20:12What? No, come on, Dad. He's so weird and awkward. It's like, are you an idiot, or do you know you're adorable?
20:22Uh, hold that.
20:25Do you have a location on Quasimodo?
20:27Yes, sir. They're heading through the lobby towards the kitchen.
20:29I need them stopped immediately. Is that clear?
20:31Yes, quite. We are on it.
20:36Oh!
20:38Oh!
20:39Ha-ha! Meep!
20:42What is the meaning of this? Let me pass!
20:47Quasimodo Wilson, you are coming with us.
20:51Ow!
20:52Why did that hurt me?
20:53Ha-ha-ha!
20:57Look, honey, there's no falling in love at your age.
21:01Mom was my age.
21:02Yuna says Mom kissed you first because you were too scared to make the first move.
21:05Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Forget about me and Mom and Kissy.
21:09Dad, at some point, I'm going to get married.
21:11I can't be here forever.
21:13What? Why not? You're barely out of your training, Fangs.
21:17Oh!
21:22Oh!
21:23Ha!
21:24Hold on!
21:25Yeah!
21:26Come stop, come!
21:27Ha! Ha-ha!
21:34Ah!
21:35Ah-ha!
21:51Ozzy wins again!
21:53When you bump with the hump, you'll land on your rump!
22:04But why all this sudden interest?
22:06Every time we used to talk about love, it was always,
22:08Ooh, Dad, that's gross!
22:10And ooh, Dad, I don't want to know about that!
22:13I don't know.
22:15So, he might injure the kitchen.
22:17He what?
22:18What do I pay you for?
22:19I'm sorry, honey, I have to go.
22:21He doesn't pay me.
22:24Before you kill me, can I please talk to my backpack one more time?
22:33I don't want to leave anything unresolved.
22:35Bonjour, Mr. Dracula!
22:37Shut your half hole!
22:39Now you are helping him!
22:41What is it with you and this human?
22:43He is not human!
22:44He's a stein!
22:45That's right, little man, I'm a stein!
22:47If he is a monster, let him scare Esmeralda!
22:51The mouse?
22:53Without a doubt.
22:55Okay, here we go!
22:57Baaaaaahhh!
22:58BLEeeeg!
22:59BLEEEEeg!
23:00BLEEEEeg!
23:01BLEEEEGIE!
23:03BLEEEEGIE!
23:04BLEEEEGIE!
23:05BLEEEEGIE!
23:06AAH!
23:07AAH!
23:07AAH!
23:08AAH!
23:09AAH!
23:10HUMAN!
23:11AAH!
23:12SUMEN!
23:13AAH!
23:14AUMEN!
23:18aboveLEES!
23:20Out with it!

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