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00:00Oh, look! It's a boy! It's a boy!
00:04The Dracula bloodline carries on!
00:08No one will ever harm you as long as I'm here, my little devil dog.
00:14Dad, can I hold my baby?
00:16If I were Dad, I'd say yes, but I'm the nurse, Francine.
00:20Hey, here you go anyways.
00:22My bad.
00:35Little Dennis is a year old now.
00:37Wow!
00:41Nice! Yeah, cute kid.
00:44Why are we doing this?
00:52You'd rather be listening to those putrid new songs?
00:55What happened to Michael Row your corpse ashore?
00:57Or Old Mick Werewolf had an axe?
01:05We shouldn't be up here, Drac.
01:07Who's ready to fly?
01:09Me, me, like a superhero!
01:11Better! Like a vampire!
01:14This thing is rickety.
01:15You know, maybe the kid isn't supposed to fly.
01:18Quiet! This is how they learn.
01:20You throw them and they figure it out.
01:22It's how I was taught.
01:24I wanna fly now!
01:25Ah, the bat.
01:26You know Papa's right here if you need him.
01:29Uh, I can't watch this.
01:31Please don't!
01:32Here we go!
01:34Whee!
01:41He's still not flying.
01:42He will.
01:45Still not.
01:46It'll happen.
01:48This is a tall tower.
01:50That's why it's good.
01:51You should get him!
01:52He's gonna fall to his death.
01:54He's taking his time.
01:57Drac!
01:58I did that my first time.
02:00He's getting too close to the ground!
02:02You know what? He's not gonna fly.
02:05I told you, Papa's always here for you.
02:19Again, again!
02:20Oh dear, oh my devil.
02:22We're gonna have to report this.
02:24You mean to the papers?
02:25I guess it was pretty cool, but I'm not about getting press.
02:29No sir, I mean the authorities.
02:31I can't not report child endangerment.
02:34Whoa, listen to me.
02:35That was fun.
02:37You're singing his child endangerment.
02:39Should we go down and help him?
02:41Nope.
02:42I told him this was nuts.
02:43He's on his own.
02:44We have to call the boy's mother.
02:46No, that ain't happening.
02:47His mother's already Nazi cuckoo!
02:50I have to follow protocol.
02:53You will not follow protocol.
02:56I'm a vampire.
02:57I can't be hypnotized.
02:59Uh, right.
03:00Now please, don't make me call the police.
03:03No one's calling nobody.
03:08For you!
03:09Hey!
03:10Stop that road!
03:11Stop that road!
03:12We may start nothing!
03:14Yeah!
03:22Are we bad guys, Papa Drac?
03:24That?
03:25No!
03:26You're the best kid in the world!
03:30We didn't start the fire, it was the tower!
03:33That's a very unsafe tower!
03:35You're lucky we don't call the authorities!
03:38Let's go, my hero!
03:39Keep on a dime Batman!
03:40To the Batmobile!
03:41Ha ha, yes!
03:42To the Batmobile!
03:43Ha ha, yes!
03:44To the-
03:51Adorable, yes!
03:53Not scary, but boo is a star!
03:56Woo!
03:57I thought about what you said, Dad.
03:58Maybe I was being a little overprotective.
03:59Thank you, Coffincake.
04:00Dennis, I love you!
04:01Zing!
04:02Hi, Winnie!
04:03Whoa!
04:04I love your yummy strawberry lox!
04:05Zing, zing!
04:06Winnie, give him his space, hon!
04:07I'm sorry, Nathan.
04:08It's okay, Aunt Wanda.
04:09They're just playing.
04:10Holy rabies, Limbo!
04:11I used to love that game!
04:12Get in there, maybe!
04:13Really?
04:14But I'm a parent now.
04:15Show him how it's done!
04:16Okay, okay, okay!
04:17No way!
04:18A viñata?
04:20No way!
04:21A viñata?
04:22You didn't do that!
04:23It's okay, Aunt Wanda.
04:24They're just playing.
04:25Holy rabies, Limbo!
04:27I used to love that game!
04:29Get in there, maybe!
04:30Really?
04:31But I'm a parent now.
04:32Show him how it's done!
04:34Okay, okay, okay!
04:44No way!
04:46Oh, Mavis, honey, that's for later.
04:52We don't want the pups to have too much.
05:00Sugar.
05:09I'm sorry, did I start all that?
05:11Don't worry, there's a reason they call it a litter.
05:16Oh, my God!
05:26Dennis, are you okay?
05:28I got a candy.
05:30Look, your tooth came out.
05:32Are you kidding me? He got his tooth knocked out?
05:34Oh, yes, indeed. Here comes the fang.
05:37Dad, his baby tooth wasn't a fang. Why would this one be?
05:40He's not a monster.
05:42The sun's gonna come out soon and we gotta get to his classes.
05:49What's wrong with the classes we have here? Like the kids' yoga.
05:54This is Denisovich's home.
06:00I don't know, Dad.
06:01What don't you know?
06:02Well, we've been talking about moving. Somewhere safer for Dennis.
06:09Maybe where Johnny grew up in California.
06:12I'm sorry, but you can't just make somebody something they're not.
06:16You're lucky we don't call the authorities.
06:21Let's go, my hero.
06:23Because I'm Batman.
06:25Yes, who is a Bat-mobile?
06:29Got your butt kicked by a girl, Batman.
06:36Yeah, whatever. I'm not about to cry.
06:41I'm not about to cry.
06:48My back.
07:02Oh, wait.
07:12Oh, wait.
07:17What was that?
07:30Dennis, we're coming.
07:32Are you okay, Winnie?
07:47Yes, my Zane.
07:49That's my Zen.
08:19I'm gonna go check on you-know-who.
08:28I'll be right back. I have to go to the bathroom.
08:32Hey, did you see that?
08:33Dennis went to the bathroom!
08:35Uh, okay.
08:40Psst, hey, where are you?
08:46Hey!
08:46There you are, Tinkles.
08:49Don't worry, we'd never leave you home alone.
08:53Okay, folks, you're free to move about the cabin as we have started our descent.
09:12So, any big plans for the weekend, Abel?
09:15Oh, you know, the usual.
09:16Gotta take the kids to soccer.
09:22Snack beverages.
09:23Snack beverages.
09:24Snack.
09:32Huh?
09:32Oh, uh, hi, Bob.
09:35Right, we promised you we'd play, uh, ping pong now.
09:39Um, Dennis, who is this?
09:42Uh, it's our friend, Bob.
09:44Say hi, Bob.
09:45Hi, Bob.
09:45Okay, time to go play ping pong.
09:52No pets allowed.
09:55Uh-oh.
09:56Perfect.
10:06Perfect.
10:07Welcome aboard.
10:09How are you doing?
10:15Dennis, come on.
10:15Oh, lovely shirt.
10:17Yes.
10:18Oh, hello.
10:19Welcome aboard.
10:27Uh, this is Bob.
10:30Say hi, Bob.
10:32Hi, Bob.
10:32Hi, Bob.
10:52Hi, Bob.
11:53Oh, what a cute family.
12:01What?
12:01No, it's not.
12:02Oh, Dracula bad, Dracula bad.
12:23Oh, what a cute family.
12:27Oh, come on.
12:31Oh, come on.
12:33Oh, come on.
12:35Oh, come on.
12:37It's not at all.
12:39Let's go.
13:09Oh, bring it on, for I am king of family fun.
13:18All right.
13:20Who is ready to get pummelled?
13:23I gotta warn you, I played second-team co-ed intramural volleyball at Santa Cruz.
13:29Sure, pal. Whatever you say.
13:31Everybody, just please watch the hair. Watch the hair!
13:36Oh, let's go! Let's do this!
13:38Oh my gosh, this is going to be so much fun.
13:40Get ready! Here comes the pain!
13:47Not the hair! Not the hair!
13:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
14:00Captain Erica, you are needed on deck.
14:03Next stop, buh-bye, Dracula.
14:06Ha-ha! I'm ready, baby!
14:08Oh, baby! I got this!
14:12Hey there, monsters!
14:15Yeah!
14:15Yeah!
14:16Yeah!
14:16Yeah!
14:17Oh, baby! I got this!
14:18Hey there, monsters!
14:19Yeah!
14:20You wanna save?
14:20We are arriving at our first destination!
14:21We are arriving at our first destination!
14:22We are arriving at our first destination!
14:26Tinkle, stop!
14:27Wait! Stop it, Tinkle!
14:28Stop it!
14:29Stop it!
14:31Oh, baby! I got this!
14:32Hey there, monsters!
14:33Yeah!
14:34You wanna save?
14:35We are arriving at our first destination!
14:39We are arriving at our first destination.
14:50Tinkle, stop!
14:51Wait!
14:52Stop it!
15:09Stop it!
15:10Stop it!
15:11Stop it!

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