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How to Tame a Silver Fox RShort
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00:00:00You
00:00:04But I'm here to protect you you better listen to everything I say that's my dad's best friend Chris Collins
00:00:09He was sent here to keep me safe
00:00:14What did you get yourself into Harper you fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age Harper that is so nasty
00:00:23I don't kiss and I don't make love Harper
00:00:30Maybe I'm into that
00:00:31I'm too dangerous
00:00:32You know what's not cute be jealous
00:00:37It's been it you're jealous
00:00:44What the hell is happening to me
00:00:47I slept with my dad's best friend
00:00:49You know I'm dangerous
00:00:51I'll be sure you are
00:00:53Do your worst to daddy
00:01:08Oh looking good girl
00:01:10Just another creep just my luck
00:01:23Please pick a hoop
00:01:28Hi dad um I'm stuck and I need you to come help me
00:01:35Sure thing hun
00:01:39Mr. Reed
00:01:40Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:01:42He'll be there soon
00:01:43Wait
00:01:46Who?
00:01:46Who?
00:01:50Drugging girls
00:01:51My club
00:01:52You must have a death wish
00:01:54You got the wrong guy swear
00:02:02Shut up
00:02:09You have the worst timing
00:02:11Hey you know that favor you owe me
00:02:13I'm cashing it in
00:02:15Now
00:02:17What are you doing?
00:02:25What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:02:30It's nice and warm in the back of my trap
00:02:36You get away from me creep
00:02:37Ah you got a mouth on you don't ya
00:02:41Stop
00:02:44Let's see what else it can do
00:02:46What the hell?
00:02:48What the hell?
00:02:49What the hell?
00:02:57Mr. Collins?
00:02:58Dad sent his best friend?
00:03:01You're shivering
00:03:18Come on kiddo
00:03:20Kiddo?
00:03:21Why is he still calling me that?
00:03:23I'm a grown ass woman
00:03:24Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:03:29Let's go
00:03:29I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like five Christmases
00:03:42He's buffering
00:03:45Something wrong?
00:03:51Um
00:03:52Your arm is
00:03:54Wet
00:03:58From the rain
00:04:01Wipe it then
00:04:04There's no rain up there
00:04:26Right
00:04:28Sorry
00:04:28So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:04:36Thought you'd be
00:04:37Busy running your nightclub or
00:04:39Feeding up
00:04:40Sleaze bags
00:04:42Not
00:04:42Waking up some guy's daughter
00:04:43Come to think of it
00:04:50I actually
00:04:51I don't think I've seen my dad in mutts
00:04:54I don't do small talk
00:04:56Okay then
00:04:59Wait wait wait stop
00:05:04I need to pick something
00:05:06No I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol
00:05:08I am 22 years old
00:05:10Exactly
00:05:10Kiddo
00:05:11Shut up
00:05:12You're not that much older than me
00:05:14Look I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:05:17And I need to buy alcohol
00:05:18Because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me
00:05:20And then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year
00:05:22And nobody
00:05:23If I take you
00:05:26Will you shut up?
00:05:29Yes
00:05:29I'll be quick
00:05:38You're not going out there dressed like that
00:05:51It's not safe
00:05:54Has it been like this the whole time?
00:05:57Yeah
00:05:57Why didn't you say something?
00:06:00I just did
00:06:01You freaking creep
00:06:03Give me a jacket or something
00:06:05When you're done checking me out
00:06:35I think your store closes in two minutes
00:06:38I was not checking you out
00:06:39That was a yawn
00:06:40I'm sure it was kiddo
00:06:42It's past your bedtime
00:06:44Stop calling me kid
00:06:48You might actually make friends tonight, Harper
00:07:04This is a small kickback
00:07:13Looks like a goddamn circus in there
00:07:16Does your dad know about that?
00:07:19Well
00:07:19Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit
00:07:22I would give a shit what he thinks
00:07:24But he doesn't live here
00:07:26And neither do you
00:07:27Yeah, about that
00:07:28I live here now
00:07:29He put me in charge
00:07:30And I'm kicking everyone out
00:07:33Wait, Chris, no, please
00:07:34This might be my only chance to make friends
00:07:39You can't buy your friends, kid
00:07:50I don't have another choice
00:07:53I've barely met anyone since I transferred here
00:07:56And this is my last year of college
00:07:58And I don't want to graduate alone
00:08:01Fine
00:08:03Have your kickback
00:08:05Or not
00:08:06Either way, I have to stay here
00:08:09Until your dad gets back
00:08:10I don't need you to look after me
00:08:13I don't need you to look after me
00:08:13Who is that?
00:08:20No
00:08:21I'm going to kill you?
00:08:27Count your days, slut?
00:08:29It's not a big deal
00:08:30I can explain
00:08:31This is your ex, Brian
00:08:32Your dad was talking about him
00:08:34This sick fuck
00:08:35You guys were spying on me?
00:08:38Mark cares about your safety
00:08:40That's the only reason I'm here
00:08:43It's either me living here
00:08:44Or three bodyguards
00:08:46Your choice
00:08:54You are not living here
00:08:56I don't give a shit what my dad says
00:08:58I don't need a babysitter
00:09:00Then stop acting like a baby
00:09:04You better not show your face in there
00:09:08I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends
00:09:11God damn it
00:09:19Promise to mark
00:09:26Oh
00:09:30Whoa
00:09:30Who's this
00:09:32Bob Grandpa?
00:09:34Grandpa?
00:09:35He's hotter than you, Mike
00:09:37Huh?
00:09:44Remind me
00:09:45Why we're at a loser nobody's house
00:09:47When I run Greek life
00:09:48Could literally be on a yacht right now
00:09:51Apparently this chick Harper Reeves
00:09:53Has a rich dad
00:09:54And rich dad means
00:09:56Fancy alcohol!
00:10:03Hi, hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca too. I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:10:10Duh, I didn't miss it.
00:10:14It's really nice to meet you.
00:10:17Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:10:23Thanks, Heather.
00:10:24Oh, it's Harper?
00:10:27Enjoy the party!
00:10:32I guess this bottle and the gallon makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:10:38Where's Harper?
00:10:40Harper?
00:10:43Forget Harper.
00:10:45Hang out with me.
00:10:47I know somewhere we can talk.
00:10:50I know somewhere we can talk.
00:10:55I don't like talking.
00:10:56Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:10:58Christina and I, we're into group activities. Talk or no talk?
00:11:04You're telling me you would turn down the both of us? For that nobody, Harper?
00:11:10Sorry, ladies. I don't like my women. Desperate.
00:11:15Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:11:20Huh?
00:11:23He really picked Harper over us?
00:11:26I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:11:31Oh, Harper! Hey! Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom? Everyone is using the one downstairs and...
00:11:50Ew!
00:11:52Yeah, of course you can. You're like... your school royalty.
00:11:57Thanks. You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:12:03We're... we're friends?
00:12:06Of course!
00:12:08I have to pee.
00:12:10Wait for me?
00:12:11Uh, yeah, of course. I was just moving right outside my own room.
00:12:23What dirt can I find?
00:12:34Oh, this is... gold!
00:12:38Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:12:45Time to shut your loser party down.
00:13:03I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:13:07What the hell?!
00:13:10Attention, everybody! Hello!
00:13:14You all seem a little bored.
00:13:18So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:13:22A few pages of Harper's Diary!
00:13:23Let's see...
00:13:24Dear Diary, Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:13:25Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:13:26Aw, Harper!
00:13:27Aw, Harper!
00:13:28Daddy issues much?
00:13:29Daddy issues much?
00:13:30Daddy issues much?
00:13:31No!
00:13:32No!
00:13:33You all seem a little bored.
00:13:35So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:13:38A few pages of Harper's Diary!
00:13:42Let's see...
00:13:44Dear Diary, Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:13:48Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:13:50Aw, Harper!
00:13:51Daddy issues much?
00:13:52No!
00:13:53I just need to give it back!
00:13:54Dad's friend, Chris, is like a DILF.
00:13:55That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck!
00:13:56And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:14:01You fantasize about fucking guys your dad's age?
00:14:06Kerfer, that is so nasty!
00:14:07No, Christina, it's not true!
00:14:08is like a dilf that stands for a dad i'd like to fuck and honestly if he weren't my dad's best
00:14:18friend you fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age kerper that is so nasty christina it's
00:14:29not true christina i think the bitch is in heat or something is all this talk about your weird
00:14:34grandpa fetish turning you on let's go right down
00:14:43oh no no no no no no no
00:14:51fuck this
00:15:04jealous that a grandpa prefers harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend
00:15:30you are supposed to get rid of them
00:15:36come to her party take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life it was a joke
00:15:47it was a joke joke is the fact that harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life
00:15:53your dad taught you how to be a witch
00:15:55first that's enough
00:15:59let her go
00:16:01one last
00:16:04what the hell is wrong with you
00:16:11you're too old to be this petty
00:16:13you're damn right i'm petty let's get one thing straight
00:16:16harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections
00:16:19if you mess with her again
00:16:21fuck you up
00:16:26but we're literally just girls
00:16:28i don't give a fuck
00:16:29everyone out
00:16:30the fuck out
00:16:32what the hell was that
00:16:40what the hell was that
00:16:44what the hell was that
00:16:46she hurt you
00:17:01chris i'm fine
00:17:02chris i said i'm fine
00:17:05you're crying
00:17:11why are you crying
00:17:14i won't understand
00:17:16those aren't your friends kid
00:17:18they just tried to hurt you
00:17:20i don't need you to fight my battles for me
00:17:22stupid i know they're not my friends
00:17:26but that was christina fox
00:17:28you just embarrassed me in front of
00:17:29and she's the queen of our souls
00:17:31i said stop
00:17:31i said stop
00:17:36i don't care if she runs the school
00:17:39we'll find you another school
00:17:41i'm here to keep you safe
00:17:43keep me safe
00:17:44by pulling out a gun
00:17:45in front of college students
00:17:46just because you run some sort of shady business
00:17:49i choose my next words very carefully
00:17:51i told you
00:17:54to stop calling me that
00:17:58and i told you to stop acting like love
00:18:02oh yeah
00:18:05if i'm such a kid
00:18:08what's that breast against my leg right now
00:18:12sorry kid
00:18:17that's my gun
00:18:19you're gonna have to try a lot harder
00:18:21if you want to turn me on
00:18:22you better not be here tomorrow
00:18:25please tell me you're gone
00:18:41there better not be a single t-shirt in there chris collins i swear
00:18:50i don't care what my dad says
00:18:52oh my god
00:18:58god
00:19:00what
00:19:07what kind of freak is my dad friends with
00:19:17no
00:19:19no
00:19:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:19:24It's not happening.
00:19:25He's gonna be back in every second.
00:19:35You know, if he weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:19:41I don't wanna...
00:19:42I don't wanna play.
00:19:43What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:19:45Oh, I'm the perv?
00:19:47You're the one who came into my room, into my closet, when I wasn't here.
00:19:50I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:19:58Uncuff me.
00:20:02What are your manners?
00:20:06Say please.
00:20:10I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:20:15Give me the key.
00:20:20What the?
00:20:22What the?
00:20:23You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:20:26Are you ready to listen?
00:20:27Like a good little girl?
00:20:29Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:20:35Rule number one.
00:20:37There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:20:42You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:20:45So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:20:51I can take care of my...
00:20:53Rule number two.
00:20:55No talking back.
00:20:57I am the last guy.
00:20:59You want to piss off.
00:21:06Rule number three.
00:21:09Don't start any games.
00:21:12You're not ready to play.
00:21:13So what else do you have planned today?
00:21:29So what else do you have planned today?
00:21:34My plans are none of your concern.
00:21:37Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:21:45You can have your privacy.
00:21:48Until sunset.
00:21:50What does that mean?
00:21:55We have curfew.
00:21:56Uh.
00:22:18How's my daughter?
00:22:20Um, hot.
00:22:22What's that?
00:22:24She's hot-headed.
00:22:25Why the hell did I say that?
00:22:26That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:22:29Is she back from class?
00:22:30She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:22:33Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:22:36She's fine, Mark.
00:22:37Good.
00:22:38You're my best friend.
00:22:40You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:22:48You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:55Give me some time.
00:22:57Stay when I try.
00:23:01Over my heart.
00:23:06Give me your song.
00:23:08This is the one.
00:23:10Over my heart.
00:23:11you're a fucking strip club harper your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're
00:23:32at a goddamn strip
00:23:41oh excuse me we're filming filming filming what some real hot stuff now beat it grandpa go find a
00:23:54room somewhere else i'm looking for harper it says her location is here so step aside before i make
00:24:01you nope harper is my best friend and she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for hey
00:24:07wait wait wait wait
00:24:09he looks so sexy keep going harper
00:24:19you shouldn't be here you shouldn't be here i tried to stop him
00:24:32no harper you shouldn't be in this grimy ass place what do you think you're doing here
00:24:40it's for a class project give him this camera back you prick
00:24:43class my ass is that what you told her to get her here i'd stick this camera straight up
00:24:49not until i pummel this creep then the camera's next
00:24:52hey wait wait wait not the camera cost a thousand dollars
00:24:55you should have thought about that before making harper shoot your porn
00:24:59that is enough
00:25:00these look amazing harper oh my best friend is so sexy
00:25:18wait till the whole class sees this no one's going to see these
00:25:22deleting them what that is art give him this camera back or i swear to god i'll go out there
00:25:28and i'll give one of those creeps a lap dance
00:25:31see how much my dad likes that
00:25:35your choice
00:25:39camera it is
00:25:44no no no no no no no no
00:25:48you asshole
00:25:50if you ever ask harper to do something like this again i will jam that camera so far down your throat
00:25:56you'll be shitting out polaroids you'll be shitting out polaroids what the fuck is your problem
00:26:03leaving now
00:26:09so first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends i did it for your own good
00:26:21you assaulted my classmate and ruined our project you need me around for your safety because clearly
00:26:28you can't do it on your own you should have seen the way those guys were looking at you
00:26:32like a piece of meat
00:26:34my classmate it sounds like someone's a little jealous
00:26:39jealous
00:26:43jealous
00:26:45you're cute harper i'll give you that
00:26:52and those
00:26:53things you do
00:26:55they're cute too
00:26:56you know what's not cute
00:26:59me jealous
00:27:01now you were right
00:27:03i'm in some shady business
00:27:04and i don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me
00:27:07but you better not test me
00:27:09or i'll break you
00:27:11in more than one way on
00:27:16well guess what
00:27:21you just called me harper instead of kid
00:27:24just admit
00:27:28that you want me
00:27:30what the hell is happening to me
00:27:37there's no way i'm turned on by my best friend's daughter
00:27:41put your seatbelt on
00:27:43you know what chris
00:27:45you want to be my bodyguard
00:27:47fine
00:27:47but i'm gonna make you crazy for me
00:27:50let's see if dad keeps you around now
00:27:52so
00:27:55are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is
00:27:59no
00:28:00are you sleepy with a professor
00:28:03oh my god maria no
00:28:05ew
00:28:06that's my dad's best friend chris collins
00:28:09he was sent here to
00:28:11keep me safe
00:28:12and he secretly wants to fuck you
00:28:15i don't know
00:28:16but i do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home
00:28:20um wait
00:28:21you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend
00:28:25think about it
00:28:28we need to get my dad to fire chris
00:28:33the only way to do that is if he makes a move
00:28:36so that's step one
00:28:37you should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you
00:28:41he was jealous harps
00:28:43yeah right
00:28:44jealous of me
00:28:45i'm a college student who works at whole foods
00:28:47he's like a
00:28:48tech genius billionaire hobbyist mma fighter
00:28:52not jealous of you dummy
00:28:54jealous over you
00:28:56it looked like he wanted to kill aaron over you dancing in that lingerie
00:28:59so all we have to do is somehow make chris more jealous until
00:29:04until he snaps
00:29:05and then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter
00:29:09and when your dad sees that
00:29:11he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time
00:29:15here's to operation seduction
00:29:18chris collins you better watch out
00:29:21because i get what i want
00:29:24sexy outfit check popcorn check
00:29:39a notebook the only movie that can make a guy cry
00:29:42what do you want
00:29:55you done giving me the silent treatment
00:29:57um popcorn
00:29:59harper you idiot
00:30:02seduce him
00:30:03i mean i
00:30:05brought snacks
00:30:07as a peace offering
00:30:08but if you're busy
00:30:11i can come back later
00:30:12wait wait wait
00:30:16i have a date but that's not important your pulse is racing
00:30:20what's going on
00:30:24is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble
00:30:27no i just i came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie
00:30:33but it's not
00:30:45well are we watching a movie or not
00:30:50but what about your date
00:30:55how are you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever
00:31:09how are you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever because it's not real
00:31:20it's not real
00:31:21this is ridiculous
00:31:23no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this
00:31:28it's true love
00:31:30there's no such thing as true love
00:31:32anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo
00:31:34who knows that kiddo
00:31:36or
00:31:39maybe
00:31:41you're just a soulless
00:31:42soulless
00:31:43and there are batteries in your back
00:31:54what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:32:01exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:32:05now come on just admit that you enjoyed it
00:32:14don't mess with me harper i'm not a toy i'll ruin you
00:32:18well i'm not just something that can be ruined
00:32:21as hard as you try to convince yourself i'm not a little girl anymore
00:32:28it's not a lie
00:32:30you are a beautiful woman
00:32:31i'm too much for the kid you can't handle me
00:32:37try me
00:32:42i don't do that lovey-dovey
00:32:44shit i don't kiss and i don't make love harper
00:32:50maybe i'm into that
00:32:52no
00:32:54i don't think you are
00:32:58what did you get yourself into harper
00:33:01and even when you are a woman i never love you
00:33:11just
00:33:13shut up and watch the movie
00:33:15i'm sorry
00:33:16i love you
00:33:18this was the last thing i could do for you
00:33:20you're supposed to seduce him harper not be seduced by him
00:33:35i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:33:37i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:33:42you're late big daddy
00:33:45but you sound pissed
00:33:46so i'll wait
00:33:50you want to come in and fuck your frustration now
00:33:52not tonight
00:33:54busy
00:33:55busy
00:33:58never for me you're not
00:34:00when the hell could you possibly be
00:34:04are you with another woman
00:34:05woman
00:34:05woman no
00:34:09not a woman
00:34:12do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now
00:34:15not this guy
00:34:24who's my number
00:34:33whoever this girl is
00:34:35your days are numbered
00:34:36do not flake on melana kaufman
00:34:50she's going to be the death of me
00:34:59kid
00:35:02because i'm coming for you chris collins
00:35:14today
00:35:15damn it
00:35:45You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:36:08Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:36:11Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:36:13I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:36:15His business partner.
00:36:17I'm a dead girl walking.
00:36:19No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:36:27So, so we didn't?
00:36:30No.
00:36:32Because you're still alive.
00:36:34Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:36:37One night with me is one you wouldn't survive.
00:36:40You don't know that.
00:36:41Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:36:46Oh yeah?
00:36:47Explain that.
00:36:49That's Mourning Wood, sweetheart.
00:36:52Don't get your hopes up.
00:36:53We're not on a nickname basis.
00:36:55You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:37:02Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:37:05Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:37:16What's wrong?
00:37:17Not as adventurous as you thought you were.
00:37:19I am going to go for a cockawalk.
00:37:23I'm going to go for a walk.
00:37:26With my friend.
00:37:29Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:37:30Bye.
00:37:30Well, this'll do.
00:38:00So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:38:18Struggling much?
00:38:28I swear I've done my best.
00:38:40I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:38:49I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:38:55Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:39:00That's not.
00:39:02No underwear.
00:39:07That's bad manners, Angel.
00:39:12What can I do?
00:39:22I'll punish you.
00:39:24I don't know.
00:39:25I don't know.
00:39:26I don't know.
00:39:27You don't know?
00:39:31I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:39:36Would you complain about that, princess?
00:39:37I'd say do you worst.
00:39:38I'd say do you worst.
00:39:39I'd say do you worst.
00:39:41I'd say do you worst.
00:39:54I'd say do you worst.
00:39:56I'm sorry.
00:40:10I can't let this happen.
00:40:12What the heck?
00:40:13Why are you stopping?
00:40:14You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:40:21But...
00:40:22But what about...
00:40:23There's no buts.
00:40:24I can't let this happen again.
00:40:28I can't let this happen again.
00:40:39Cock block!
00:40:45You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:40:52You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:40:56That was part of the plan!
00:40:58I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:41:00I'm so embarrassed.
00:41:01Was it... big?
00:41:04So big.
00:41:07Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:41:11It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:41:15Wait, what do you mean?
00:41:16He's a sex freak?
00:41:17Like...
00:41:18BDSM?
00:41:19The whole nine yards.
00:41:20Whips.
00:41:21Chains.
00:41:22Handcuffs.
00:41:23My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:41:26Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:41:29Wait.
00:41:30Do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:41:33Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy!
00:41:36Crap.
00:41:37What if he is coming?
00:41:38Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:41:43Stop messing with that.
00:41:59You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:42:02You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:42:04How else are you going to woo your man?
00:42:06He's not my man.
00:42:08I hope you're not talking about me.
00:42:11Ew!
00:42:12Leave, Brian!
00:42:13She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:42:14You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:42:15Harps?
00:42:16Huh?
00:42:17What do you want, Brian?
00:42:18Just five minutes.
00:42:19Fine.
00:42:20But, Harper, are you going to have to wait for me?
00:42:21What do you want, Brian?
00:42:22Just five minutes.
00:42:23Fine.
00:42:24But, Harper, are you sure?
00:42:37It's okay, maybe if I talk to him they'll finally leave me alone.
00:42:41alone. Where the fuck do you think you're taken? I want to get back together. You cheated
00:43:10on me. I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you. But that was months
00:43:16ago, huh? Haven't you already got your payback yet? This isn't about payback. I've moved on,
00:43:24and you should, too. What do you mean, moved on? Hmm? Are you fucking other guys? You slut!
00:43:34Get off of me! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, let me see them. Let me see how your fucking
00:43:40other guys. Show me. Show me! Let go of me! There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:43:47I was hoping I'd run into you. A drink? I don't have time for this. You still owe me for our
00:43:54canceled plans, you know. That's not happening. Ever. Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:44:01Me? We were never a thing to begin with, babe. Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:44:08It's not a threat. It's a fact.
00:44:16You'll regret this, Christopher. But I'm not going to come after you. I'm going to come
00:44:21after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:44:24Help me! Help! Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:44:33Stop it, that's enough!
00:44:36Good girl.
00:44:39You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:44:41I don't think she will, actually. That's for calling her a bitch.
00:44:45And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom. You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:44:53Are you okay?
00:44:57Take her, you psychopath. She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:45:00Stop it! You're going to kill him.
00:45:13Good.
00:45:13He's not worth it. Let's go.
00:45:18If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job. I promise.
00:45:25Let's go.
00:45:25Let's go.
00:45:44Fuck.
00:45:47Chris, you almost killed him.
00:45:50Should we call 911?
00:45:52Seriously, Harper?
00:45:53If he tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:45:56I handled myself just fine.
00:45:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:46:17You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:46:19You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:46:23So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:46:34Let's see who you are.
00:46:36Do we have to do this?
00:46:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:46:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:46:57Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:46:59So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex could use against you.
00:47:16I'm going to throw up.
00:47:20Breathe.
00:47:23You can do this.
00:47:24I'm right here.
00:47:52Don't focus on the water.
00:47:55Just look at me.
00:48:02It's not hard to do.
00:48:03It's okay.
00:48:17It's okay.
00:48:17It's okay.
00:48:17It's okay.
00:48:18I got you.
00:48:19It's okay.
00:48:21It's okay.
00:48:26You're fine.
00:48:28You're fine, Harper.
00:48:29Just breathe.
00:48:37Just keep breathing.
00:48:40How are you feeling?
00:48:48Fine.
00:48:50Just insanely distracted.
00:48:51Ready for the next step?
00:48:57I don't know if I'm ready.
00:49:03I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:49:04I thought you didn't make those.
00:49:11What?
00:49:14Oh, my God.
00:49:16Oh, my God.
00:49:17You're talking about swimming.
00:49:20You're talking about swimming.
00:49:24What goes on in that head of yours?
00:49:27I want you to get used to being underwired.
00:49:54Harper!
00:49:55Harper!
00:49:56What happened?
00:50:04What happened?
00:50:04You blacked out.
00:50:06You're okay.
00:50:08You're okay.
00:50:09Sorry.
00:50:10Sorry.
00:50:12For what?
00:50:14You did amazing.
00:50:17You're just going to get better and better.
00:50:19What you did is...
00:50:20It's okay.
00:50:26We'll try again no more.
00:50:27Just kiss me.
00:50:28Your dad won't like this.
00:50:32Don't think about him.
00:50:34If you want me, then kiss me.
00:50:38If you want me, then kiss me.
00:50:40I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:50:43I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:50:46Just say you don't want me.
00:50:47Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:51:02I want you.
00:51:04And I told you not to mess with me.
00:51:06You're going to get hurt.
00:51:07I don't want you.
00:51:12I don't want you to...
00:51:13You're like...
00:51:13I don't want you to...
00:51:14I don't want you to...
00:51:14I don't want you to...
00:51:15Oh! What the hell? What are you doing?
00:51:25We need to talk about this first, inside, with our minds, not our crosses.
00:51:29Ugh! Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:51:31I'm not a tease, I just care about you.
00:51:34So you are a grandpa?
00:51:36Just as much as you're a kid.
00:51:42Come on, let's go inside.
00:51:43No, I need a moment to cool off.
00:51:49I'm gonna shower.
00:52:01Harper, what are you doing?
00:52:03So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:52:15Running a daycare.
00:52:17Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:52:22Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:52:25Yes. I'm Elena Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:52:30I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:52:34And I wanted to warn you.
00:52:36He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:52:41Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:52:46Oh, oh honey, I go where I want, plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:52:55You've been tracking him?
00:52:57What kind of psycho are you?
00:52:58The same kind he is.
00:53:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:53:06Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:53:15I'm surprised.
00:53:18Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:53:21Just all around...
00:53:24Not intense enough for him.
00:53:27Not intense enough?
00:53:30Yeah, well...
00:53:31Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:53:34Oh!
00:53:34Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:53:38I mean, look at you.
00:53:40You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:53:45You're out of your league, kid.
00:53:47Don't call me that.
00:53:51You want to know how Chris likes the fuck?
00:53:55He likes to take you from behind.
00:53:57Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:53:59Choke you out.
00:54:00Well, none of that kissing pillow talk.
00:54:05Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:54:09He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:54:15He actually lives here with me.
00:54:17You're going to scare me.
00:54:20You're going to scare me.
00:54:20Ah!
00:54:28Help!
00:54:29Help me!
00:54:30I can't swim!
00:54:35Help!
00:54:35Help!
00:54:36I can't swim!
00:54:36Help!
00:54:37Help!
00:54:39Help!
00:54:41Help!
00:54:41Help!
00:54:42Help!
00:54:43Help!
00:54:43Help!
00:54:44Help!
00:54:45Help!
00:54:45Help!
00:54:46Help!
00:54:46Help!
00:54:46Help!
00:54:47Help!
00:54:47Help!
00:54:47Help!
00:54:47Help!
00:54:49Harper!
00:54:49Harper!
00:54:50Harper!
00:54:51Help!
00:54:52Help!
00:54:54Smile for TNC!
00:54:54Get out of here!
00:54:55Help!
00:54:56Please don't!
00:54:57Just crawl your way out, idiot!
00:55:00That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:55:03Help!
00:55:05Help!
00:55:06Harper!
00:55:36Harper!
00:55:41No!
00:55:43Come on!
00:55:46Harper!
00:55:51Harper, Harper!
00:55:55Breathe.
00:55:56Breathe.
00:55:57It's okay again.
00:55:58You're sick.
00:55:59I thought I was going to die.
00:56:01I thought I was going to die.
00:56:03I thought I was going to die.
00:56:05I thought I was going to die.
00:56:07Girl, can you just breathe?
00:56:08Just breathe.
00:56:10You're safe now.
00:56:11Just breathe.
00:56:13Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:56:15I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:56:18It's pathetic.
00:56:19Homewreck?
00:56:22Harper could never homewreck Esmalama.
00:56:25She couldn't if she tried.
00:56:30I need to come back to me, baby.
00:56:32We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:56:37She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck.
00:56:44Joke me.
00:56:45Carter.
00:56:47I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:56:52I don't love you.
00:56:54And you almost killed Harper.
00:56:58How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:57:02She's fine.
00:57:03Stop overreacting, baby.
00:57:12What are you doing?
00:57:14Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:57:25You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:57:32You got that?
00:57:34Are you threatening me?
00:57:36No.
00:57:36I'm telling you, don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:57:43Get out of here.
00:57:45Wait.
00:57:45Please, don't.
00:57:47I'll do anything.
00:57:49Please.
00:57:49What are you doing?
00:58:03Chris, no.
00:58:05Wait.
00:58:06Wait.
00:58:06Wait.
00:58:06I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.
00:58:28She will not bother you again.
00:58:33I swear.
00:58:34Don't worry about it.
00:58:38I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:58:46I've never dated her.
00:58:48We weren't a thing.
00:58:49Not a brand of her.
00:58:59Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:59:06She said that...
00:59:08that I would never be able to handle you.
00:59:14satisfy you in bed.
00:59:35That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:59:41Is that true?
00:59:49That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:59:53But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:59:57I'm supposed to protect you.
01:00:03When I was in that pool, I...
01:00:06I really thought I was going to die.
01:00:08And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
01:00:18What did you regret?
01:00:20Not doing this sooner.
01:00:21One more day.
01:00:23Oh.
01:00:24Oh.
01:00:35Oh.
01:00:44Oh.
01:00:45What the hell am I doing?
01:00:54Why don't you stop again?
01:00:57You're playing with fire, Harper.
01:00:59Your dad is going to kill me.
01:01:01I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:01:06This isn't about Mark.
01:01:08It's about you and me.
01:01:10So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:01:16I'm too dangerous.
01:01:20So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:01:26It's for the best, Harper.
01:01:29There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:01:31Yeah.
01:01:33It's because you're a coward.
01:01:36You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:01:37Just admit it.
01:01:39You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:01:41Just be a man and own it.
01:01:42It's not true.
01:01:43Don't!
01:01:43You're a psycho.
01:01:53Just trying to protect you.
01:02:03Morning.
01:02:05Bagel?
01:02:06I'm not hungry.
01:02:07You need to eat.
01:02:20No.
01:02:21What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:02:26Are we even now?
01:02:35You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:02:38What's wrong, kiddo?
01:02:40I hate seeing you like this.
01:02:43You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:02:45Columbia University Gallery Exhibition, featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:03:04I'm going to make this up to you.
01:03:09I promise.
01:03:19Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:03:21Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:03:26Nope.
01:03:26And he's never going to.
01:03:29Huh?
01:03:30I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:03:33Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:03:36Oh, hey.
01:03:38Hey.
01:03:39Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:03:41Okay?
01:03:41You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:03:45And I am not letting you fail.
01:03:47Stop moping.
01:03:49Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:03:51Okay?
01:03:54Okay.
01:04:07Wow.
01:04:08How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:04:10Like a million hours?
01:04:12Who the fuck cares?
01:04:14We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:04:20Make sure no one's coming.
01:04:36Whoops.
01:04:36I think I hear them coming.
01:04:45Let's go.
01:04:46One last touch.
01:04:55Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:05:00Harper.
01:05:01Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:05:08Huh?
01:05:09What?
01:05:11No, no, no, no.
01:05:12My final project.
01:05:15How am I going to graduate?
01:05:17Why would someone do this to me?
01:05:23Harper.
01:05:26Harper.
01:05:27I'm kind of confused.
01:05:28Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:05:31Shh.
01:05:34Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:05:37Shh.
01:05:37Don't say that.
01:05:40It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:05:46Did you do this?
01:05:49Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:05:57We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:05:59You're not going to get away with this.
01:06:00Guess what?
01:06:01You have no proof.
01:06:04Good luck with that, losers.
01:06:07That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:06:11Harper.
01:06:12There's the student I've been looking for.
01:06:14I can explain.
01:06:18Harper.
01:06:18Is this your work?
01:06:23It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:06:26We have to fail Harper.
01:06:28It looks like a complete joke.
01:06:31Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:06:35In fact, guests just bought this piece.
01:06:39Wait, what?
01:06:40Who would buy this crap?
01:06:42I would.
01:06:42Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:06:57I would.
01:07:00It's you.
01:07:02You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:07:06Christina, don't be rude.
01:07:07Don't you know who this is?
01:07:10Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:07:13There's no way.
01:07:15That's okay, Professor.
01:07:16Not everyone has taste.
01:07:17How much for this painting?
01:07:22Oh, no.
01:07:22You really don't.
01:07:23Our starting price is $18,000.
01:07:29Done.
01:07:32Wait, $1,800?
01:07:33Do you even study at this school or not?
01:07:37We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:07:40You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:07:50Here's two mil.
01:07:53What?
01:07:54Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:07:59Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:08:02Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:08:05Are you fucking kidding me?
01:08:09Are you fucking kidding me?
01:08:12Language, Miss Hawks.
01:08:13Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:08:16Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:08:19My father still runs this university.
01:08:23Money runs this university.
01:08:26And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:08:34You're going to get us expelled, Professor.
01:08:37You can't.
01:08:38Please.
01:08:39Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:08:42No, wait, Professor.
01:08:43Not so fast.
01:08:44What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:08:47I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:09:00Good luck proving it was us.
01:09:04Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:09:10I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:09:12Those dresses, though.
01:09:14What?
01:09:15What was it that you two said?
01:09:35Oh, right.
01:09:37Good luck proving it was me.
01:09:42The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:09:45You're being suspended.
01:09:47Let's go.
01:09:48Why are you grabbing us?
01:09:49They're the ones who did this.
01:09:51Arrest them.
01:09:51Let's go.
01:09:53Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:09:55I'll see you later.
01:09:56Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.
01:10:03Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:10:05That's $18,000.
01:10:07Seriously?
01:10:10I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:10:11What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:10:22He, um...
01:10:23I mean, I...
01:10:26I was an idiot.
01:10:29And I'm sorry, but I think this might help...
01:10:33show you how much I want you.
01:10:35A blindfold?
01:10:51I want you, Harper.
01:10:53I want to do things to you.
01:10:58Bad things.
01:11:02But only if you want me to.
01:11:03I do.
01:11:18Why'd we stop?
01:11:20We've been waiting so long for this.
01:11:23I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:11:26Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:11:28And I'll wait for you.
01:11:35Wear that for me tonight.
01:11:43Harper!
01:11:45Harper!
01:11:47Hello, Earth to Harper!
01:11:49You need to look at this!
01:11:50Can it wait, Maria?
01:11:51I'm having...
01:11:52very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:11:57No, no.
01:11:57That's what I need to tell you about.
01:11:59Harper, look!
01:12:01You got the wrong guy, I swear!
01:12:04The guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:12:07Harper, he's dangerous.
01:12:08You need to move out now.
01:12:10You can't keep living with him.
01:12:12I need to talk to him, okay?
01:12:13Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:15Taxi?
01:12:16For Harper?
01:12:17Harper!
01:12:18Hey!
01:12:19Let go of me!
01:12:20Stop it!
01:12:21Please!
01:12:22Ah!
01:12:23Ah!
01:12:24Ah!
01:12:25Ah!
01:12:26Ah!
01:12:27Ah!
01:12:28Ah!
01:12:29Ah!
01:12:30Ah!
01:12:32Ah!
01:12:33Ah!
01:12:34Ah!
01:12:35Ah!
01:12:36Ah!
01:12:37Ah!
01:12:38Ah!
01:12:39Ah!
01:12:40Ah!
01:12:41Ah!
01:12:42Ah!
01:12:43Ah!
01:12:44Ah!
01:12:45I give you however much you want.
01:12:49Harper!
01:12:50Harper!
01:12:51Harper!
01:12:52Harper!
01:12:53Hmm.
01:12:54Ryan, why are you doing this, we broke up?
01:12:58We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:13:00You psycho!
01:13:02He had nothing to do with our breakup!
01:13:05He humiliated me!
01:13:08But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:13:12He has some dangerous enemies.
01:13:13Endangers enemies. Ain't that right, fellas?
01:13:17Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:13:22Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?
01:13:25No. No.
01:13:27You can just watch.
01:13:30No. No, no, no.
01:13:32No! No!
01:13:43A trap?
01:13:52What the hell?
01:14:10Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:14:13From falling apart...
01:14:15I hope you don't mind. I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:14:19Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:14:29Hey, crap. I-I can explain.
01:14:30You're gonna explain!
01:14:33But first...
01:14:36You know my daughter better than I do?
01:14:38Is that text a prank?
01:14:40Harper's in trouble. We need to go.
01:14:43Okay.
01:14:46Should we have some food with you?
01:14:48After we kill...
01:14:50Leather Grant?
01:14:51Hmm?
01:14:53Should we make him watch?
01:14:54Hmm?
01:14:55Hmm?
01:14:58Oh!
01:14:59Looks like he's here!
01:15:01Are you ready...
01:15:03To see...
01:15:04Your boyfriend...
01:15:05Die, Harper?
01:15:06Huh?
01:15:07Mm-hmm.
01:15:08Get ready, boys.
01:15:22I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:15:25That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with MY SHIT!
01:15:33Wait!
01:15:51What's the matter, tough guy?
01:15:52What?
01:15:53Can't talk without your little bodyguards?
01:15:55Let me go!
01:15:56I-I-I-I leave all...
01:15:56I already told you once.
01:15:57You should have listened to me then.
01:15:58I'm gonna kill you, you goddamn dick!
01:15:59AAAAAAHHHHHH!
01:16:00AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
01:16:01CALL IN LONG MINUTE.
01:16:02I already told you what you should listen to me then
01:16:10I'm gonna kill you god damn bitch
01:16:12are you okay did he hurt you
01:16:33Chris I put you in danger you should run far away from me and my package
01:16:40when it comes to you Harper I'm willing to take my chances
01:16:44would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on
01:16:55oh my god dad what the hell it's okay I'll handle it I want to hear it from my daughter
01:17:04why are you making out with my best friend Harper I want an answer now before I
01:17:08kill him no dad look I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:17:14but deep down I know that you just want me to be safe
01:17:22Chris makes me feel safe please don't be mad
01:17:29you're wrong about that
01:17:32it's not deep down
01:17:35it is the most important thing to me your happiness
01:17:40if that means being with Chris
01:17:44then he better not screw this up
01:17:47or I will make him regret it
01:17:49I believe you
01:17:51you keep her safe
01:17:55with my god damn life
01:17:59do you remember my instructions
01:18:17yes
01:18:19yes
01:18:31yes daddy
01:18:32say it
01:18:36yes daddy
01:18:38I want you to beg for it
01:18:45I want you to fuck me daddy
01:18:52stop teasing
01:19:03I want you now
01:19:05no
01:19:12daddy
01:19:13say it
01:19:14or I'll punish you
01:19:16don't stop daddy
01:19:29are you sure about that
01:19:47are you sure about that
01:19:50you have two choices Mr. Collins
01:20:05you can either uncuff me
01:20:09or fuck me
01:20:11or fuck me
01:20:27you know I'm dangerous
01:20:30or rich or am I
01:20:32do your worst daddy
01:20:36good daddy
01:20:58as I started not stopping
01:20:59How do I not stop you?
01:21:04I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:21:11You're different.
01:21:13Ready for round five?
01:21:29Stop it, I'm sore.
01:21:32Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:21:36What if I don't?
01:21:40What was that?
01:21:41Crap, it's my dad.
01:21:43Honey, you home?
01:21:44Um, Dad, I'm kinda busy right now.
01:21:46Stop!
01:21:47Come in for a...
01:21:51I told you I was busy.
01:21:53This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:21:56If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:59Okay, I will. I... Can you get out?
01:22:11I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris. Can I please just open my eyes?
01:22:20No, please keep them covered.
01:22:23I want to give a speech.
01:22:24And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:22:26I get nervous when I open up.
01:22:29You literally carry around a gun, but whatever. Just get on with it.
01:22:36What I do for a living, the not so legal part, it's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:22:46And for me to be...
01:22:50Vulnerable?
01:22:52Yeah.
01:22:53But I knew, when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:59You're like a magnet, Harper, and I want to be around you.
01:23:03Forever.
01:23:04Forever.
01:23:15So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:23:20I'm moving you in there.
01:23:23As a graduation present.
01:23:26And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:23:34Only if you want to.
01:23:36Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:23:40Are you serious?
01:23:43What's wrong? Is it tacky?
01:23:46I liked it. I thought...
01:23:47Deal!
01:23:53But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:23:56Which is?
01:23:57You have to move in there with me.
01:24:00Deal.
01:24:04Deal.
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