How to Tame a Silver Fox

Soledad Dream

How to Tame a Silver Fox ReelShort 06 04 25    #EnglishMovie #cdrama #drama #engsub #chinesedramaengsub #movieshortfull

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00:00:00You

00:00:04But I'm here to protect you

00:00:06You better listen to everything I say. That's my dad's best friend Chris Collins. He was sent here to keep me safe

00:00:14What did you get yourself into Harper you fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age Harper that is so nasty

00:00:23I don't kiss and I don't make love Harper. Maybe I'm into that. I'm too dangerous

00:00:35You know what's not cute be jealous

00:00:42It's in it you're jealous

00:00:45What the hell is happening to me I slept with my dad's best friend

00:00:50You know I'm dangerous. I'll be sure of it

00:00:53Do your worst to daddy

00:01:08Oh looking good girl

00:01:10Just another creep just my luck

00:01:28Please pick up

00:01:30Hi dad

00:01:32I'm I'm stuck and I need you to come help me

00:01:38Sure thing hun

00:01:40Are you seriously screwing someone right now?

00:01:42He'll be there soon

00:01:44Hmm

00:01:46Hey who?

00:01:48Who?

00:01:50Drugging girls in my club you must have a death wish

00:01:54You've got the wrong guy swear

00:01:56You've got the wrong guy swear

00:02:08Shut up

00:02:10You have the worst timing

00:02:12Hey you know that favor you owe me

00:02:14I'm cashing it in

00:02:15I'm cashing it in

00:02:16Now

00:02:24What are you doing?

00:02:25What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?

00:02:33It's nice and warm in the back of my truck

00:02:36You get away from me creep

00:02:37Ah

00:02:38You've got a mouth on you don't you?

00:02:44Stop!

00:02:45Let's see what else it can do

00:02:48What the hell?

00:02:50Mr. Collins?

00:02:52That's in his... best friend?

00:02:56Mr. Collins?

00:02:57That's in his... best friend?

00:03:17You're shivering

00:03:19Come on kiddo

00:03:20Kiddo?

00:03:21Why is he still calling me that?

00:03:23I'm a grown ass woman

00:03:26Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?

00:03:29Let's go!

00:03:38I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...

00:03:41Five Christmases?

00:03:44It's tough and I...

00:03:49Something wrong?

00:03:51Um...

00:03:53Your arm is...

00:03:58Wet...

00:04:00From the rain

00:04:03Wipe it then

00:04:13There's no rain up there...

00:04:27Right, sorry...

00:04:32So why'd my dad send you anyway?

00:04:34Thought you'd be...

00:04:37Busy running your nightclub or...

00:04:39Beating up...

00:04:41Sleazebags not...

00:04:42Picking up some guy's daughter

00:04:43Come to think of it...

00:04:44I actually...

00:04:45Don't think I've seen my dad in mutts...

00:04:46I don't do small talk...

00:04:47I didn't...

00:04:49I didn't...

00:04:50Okay then...

00:04:51Wait, wait, wait, stop...

00:04:53I need to pick something...

00:04:54No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol...

00:04:55I am 22 years old...

00:04:56Exactly...

00:04:57Kiddo...

00:04:59Shut up!

00:05:00You're not that much older than me!

00:05:02Look, I'm having a little kick back at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year and nobody...

00:05:08If I take you...

00:05:10Will you shut up?

00:05:11Yes...

00:05:12I'll be quick.

00:05:13I'll be quick.

00:05:15Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.

00:05:22And nobody...

00:05:23If I take you, will you shut up?

00:05:28Yes.

00:05:37I'll be quick.

00:05:44You're not going out there dressed like that.

00:05:52It's not safe.

00:05:55Has it been like this the whole time?

00:05:57Yeah.

00:05:58Why didn't you say something?

00:06:00I just did.

00:06:01You freaking creep!

00:06:04Give me a jacket or something.

00:06:14When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.

00:06:38I was not checking you out.

00:06:40That was a yawn.

00:06:41Sure it was, kiddo.

00:06:42It's past your bedtime.

00:06:47Stop calling me kid.

00:07:02You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.

00:07:08This is a small kickback.

00:07:14Looks like a goddamn circus in there.

00:07:16Does your dad know about that?

00:07:19Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.

00:07:26And neither do you.

00:07:27Yeah, about that.

00:07:28I live here now.

00:07:29He put me in charge.

00:07:31And I'm kicking everyone out.

00:07:33Wait, Chris, no, please.

00:07:34This might be my only chance to make friends.

00:07:48You can't buy your friends, kid.

00:07:51I don't have another choice.

00:07:54I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and...

00:07:59I don't want to graduate alone.

00:08:01Fine.

00:08:04Have your kickback.

00:08:06Or not.

00:08:07Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.

00:08:11I don't need you to look after me!

00:08:17Who is that?

00:08:20No.

00:08:20I'm going to kill you?

00:08:27Count your days, slut?

00:08:28It's not a big deal.

00:08:30I can explain.

00:08:31This is your ex, Brian.

00:08:33Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.

00:08:36You guys were spying on me?

00:08:38Mark cares about your safety.

00:08:41That's the only reason I'm here.

00:08:43It's either me living here or three bodyguards.

00:08:46Your choice.

00:08:47You are not living here.

00:08:56I don't give a shit what my dad says.

00:08:59I don't need a babysitter.

00:09:02Then stop acting like a baby.

00:09:06You better not show your face in there.

00:09:08I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.

00:09:11God damn it.

00:09:20Promise to mark.

00:09:30Whoa!

00:09:31Who's this above Grandpa?

00:09:34Grandpa?

00:09:35He's hotter than you, mate.

00:09:38Huh?

00:09:38Remind me of why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.

00:09:49I could literally be on a yacht right now.

00:09:51Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.

00:09:54And rich dad means fancy alcohol!

00:09:57Hi, hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.

00:10:07I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.

00:10:10Duh.

00:10:11I didn't miss it.

00:10:14It's really nice to meet you.

00:10:17Well, please feel free to help yourselves.

00:10:21Thanks, Heather.

00:10:24Oh, it's Harper.

00:10:27Enjoy the party!

00:10:32I guess this bottle and the gallon makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.

00:10:38Where's Harper?

00:10:40Harper?

00:10:43Forget Harper.

00:10:45Hang out with me.

00:10:46I know somewhere we can talk.

00:10:52I know somewhere we can talk.

00:10:55I don't like talking.

00:10:56Oh, I know your type, Daddy.

00:10:58Christina and I, we're into group activities.

00:11:02Talk or no talk?

00:11:04You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?

00:11:08For that nobody, Harper?

00:11:11Sorry, ladies.

00:11:12I don't like my women.

00:11:14Desperate.

00:11:14Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.

00:11:22Huh?

00:11:24He really picked Harper over us?

00:11:26I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.

00:11:41Oh, Harper.

00:11:43Hey.

00:11:43Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?

00:11:48Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...

00:11:51Ew.

00:11:52Yeah, of course you can.

00:11:54You're, you're like...

00:11:55You're school royalty.

00:11:57Thanks.

00:11:58You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.

00:12:03We're, we're friends?

00:12:05Of course!

00:12:06I have to pee.

00:12:10Wait for me?

00:12:11Uh, yeah, of course.

00:12:12I'll just be right outside my own room.

00:12:14What dirt can I find?

00:12:25What dirt can I find?

00:12:25Oh, this is gold.

00:12:37Oh, this is gold.

00:12:38Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.

00:12:43Time to shut your loser party down.

00:13:03I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.

00:13:05What the hell?

00:13:19Attention, everybody.

00:13:27Hello.

00:13:28You all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading...

00:13:35A few pages of Harper's Diary!

00:13:42Let's see.

00:13:44Dear Diary,

00:13:46Dad never wants to hang out with me.

00:13:49Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.

00:13:52Aw, Harper.

00:13:55Daddy issues much?

00:14:00No!

00:14:02I just need to give it back!

00:14:05Dad's friend, Chris, is like a DILF.

00:14:11That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck!

00:14:14And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend!

00:14:21You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?

00:14:26Harper, that is so nasty!

00:14:28No, Christina, it's not true!

00:14:30Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.

00:14:32Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?

00:14:41Let's cool right down.

00:14:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:14:51Fuck this.

00:15:02Fuck this.

00:15:03Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?

00:15:33You are supposed to get rid of them!

00:15:41Come to her party, you take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life.

00:15:46It was a joke! It was a joke!

00:15:49The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.

00:15:54Your dad taught you how to be a witch.

00:15:58Chris, that's enough.

00:16:00Let her go.

00:16:04One last thing.

00:16:07What the hell is wrong with you?

00:16:11You're too old to be this petty!

00:16:13You're damn right I'm petty.

00:16:14Let's get one thing straight.

00:16:16Harper might be too kind to flash your family's connections.

00:16:19If you mess with her again...

00:16:25Fuck you up.

00:16:26But we're literally just girls!

00:16:28I don't give a fuck!

00:16:30Everyone out!

00:16:31The fuck out!

00:16:33What the hell was that?

00:16:43What the hell was that?

00:16:45She hurt you.

00:17:01Chris, I'm fine.

00:17:03Chris, I said I'm fine.

00:17:06You're crying.

00:17:11Why are you crying?

00:17:14I won't understand.

00:17:16Those aren't your friends, kid.

00:17:18They just tried to hurt you.

00:17:19I don't need you to fight my battles for me.

00:17:23Stupid.

00:17:24I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.

00:17:27You just embarrassed me.

00:17:28I'm gonna stop you right here.

00:17:29And she's the queen of our school.

00:17:30I said stop!

00:17:31I said stop!

00:17:33I don't care if she runs the school, we'll find you another school.

00:17:41I'm here to keep you safe.

00:17:43Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?

00:17:47Just because you run some sort of shady business.

00:17:49I choose my next words very carefully, kid.

00:17:53I told you to stop calling me that.

00:17:59And I told you to stop acting like love.

00:18:03Oh yeah?

00:18:07If I'm such a kid, what's that breast against my leg right now?

00:18:16Sorry, kid.

00:18:18That's my gun.

00:18:19You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.

00:18:23You better not be here tomorrow.

00:18:27You better not be a single t-shirt in there Chris Collins, I swear.

00:18:33I don't care what my dad says.

00:18:37Oh!

00:18:38God.

00:18:39What?

00:18:40Oh!

00:18:41Oh!

00:18:42Oh!

00:18:43Oh!

00:18:44Oh!

00:18:45Oh!

00:18:46Oh!

00:18:47single t-shirt in there Chris Collins I swear. I don't care what my dad says.

00:19:00God.

00:19:07What?

00:19:08What kind of freak is my dad friends

00:19:17with?

00:19:19No.

00:19:24What is going to be happening, he's going to be

00:19:26back in any second.

00:19:27you know if you weren't played could have just asked

00:19:38i don't want to i don't want to play what do you even do with these you

00:19:45perv oh i'm the perv you're the one who came into my room into my closet when i wasn't here

00:19:51i i was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here

00:19:56uncuff me

00:19:59what are your manners

00:20:04say please

00:20:07i don't have time for your games old man

00:20:13give me the key

00:20:22what the

00:20:23you and i are going to establish some ground rules

00:20:25are you ready to listen like a good little girl or am i going to have to keep you cuffed up all day

00:20:32rule number one

00:20:36there was a lot scarier shit out there kiddo you just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it so when i tell you that i'm here to protect you you better listen to everything i say

00:20:51i can take care of this rule number two

00:20:54no talking back

00:20:56I am the last guy you want to piss off.

00:21:06Number three.

00:21:09Don't start any games.

00:21:12You're not ready to play.

00:21:26So what else do you have planned today?

00:21:34My plans are none of your concern.

00:21:37Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,

00:21:42we have this thing called privacy.

00:21:45You can have your privacy.

00:21:48Until sunset.

00:21:50What does that mean?

00:21:52We have curfew.

00:22:18How's my daughter?

00:22:20Um, hot.

00:22:22What was that?

00:22:23Uh, she's hot-headed.

00:22:25Why the hell did I say that?

00:22:27That's why you're watching her and not me.

00:22:29Is she back from class?

00:22:31She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.

00:22:34Chris, is my daughter okay?

00:22:36She's fine, Mark.

00:22:37Good.

00:22:38You're my best friend.

00:22:40You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.

00:22:43You better have a good excuse when I find you.

00:22:50You better have a good excuse when I find you.

00:22:55Hu-Annoye, you better have a good 지역.

00:22:57Welcome to Set, too.

00:22:59Has to be found Jones in one place.

00:23:00Let him walk over here.

00:23:03Life is rolling.

00:23:05The final default needs to be one person.

00:23:06Remember to make the measuring,

00:23:07We need a maintenance future.

00:23:08We may have an ojos buddy

00:23:09If the sunset must be considered

00:23:11Make the choice of options,

00:23:12Look at all these barriers and faces come to me.

00:23:14Oh my god, you're so fine.

00:23:15You're at a fucking strip club, Harper.

00:23:30Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble

00:23:31when you're at a goddamn strip club.

00:23:45Oh, excuse me, we're filming.

00:23:48Filming? Filming what?

00:23:50Some real hot stuff.

00:23:52Now beat it, Grandpa. Go find a room somewhere else.

00:23:55I'm looking for Harper Reeves. It says her location's here.

00:23:59So step aside before I make you.

00:24:02Hmm, nope. Harper's my best friend.

00:24:04And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...

00:24:06Hey, wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!

00:24:15He looks so sexy. Keep going.

00:24:19Harper?

00:24:27You shouldn't be here.

00:24:29You shouldn't be here.

00:24:31I tried to stop him.

00:24:34Hey!

00:24:36No, Harper. You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.

00:24:38What do you think you're doing here?

00:24:40It's for a class project.

00:24:42Give him this camera back, you prick.

00:24:43Class my ass.

00:24:45Is that what you want to do?

00:24:46You told her to get her here?

00:24:47I'd have stick this camera straight up.

00:24:49Chris, stop!

00:24:50Not until I pummel this creep.

00:24:51Then the camera's next.

00:24:52Hey, wait, wait, wait. Not the camera.

00:24:54Cost a thousand dollars.

00:24:55You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.

00:24:59That is enough!

00:25:08Boom.

00:25:09These look amazing, Harper.

00:25:16Oh, my best friend is so sexy!

00:25:19Wait till the whole class sees this.

00:25:20No one's going to see these.

00:25:22Deleting them.

00:25:23What?

00:25:24That is art!

00:25:26Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.

00:25:31See how much my dad likes that?

00:25:38Your choice.

00:25:39The camera is.

00:25:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:25:49You asshole!

00:25:50If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down your throat.

00:25:56You will be shitting out Polaroids.

00:26:00What the fuck is your problem?

00:26:07We're leaving.

00:26:08Now.

00:26:16So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?

00:26:20I did it for your own good.

00:26:22You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!

00:26:25You need me around for your safety.

00:26:28Because clearly you can't do it on your own.

00:26:31You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.

00:26:33Like a piece of meat.

00:26:36My classmate?

00:26:37It sounds like someone's a little jealous.

00:26:43Jealous?

00:26:44Jealous?

00:26:50You're cute, Harper.

00:26:51I'll give you that.

00:26:53And those things you do.

00:26:55They're cute, too.

00:26:57You know what's not cute?

00:27:00Me jealous.

00:27:02Now, you were right.

00:27:03I'm in some shady business.

00:27:04And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.

00:27:07But you better not test me.

00:27:09Or I'll break you.

00:27:14In more than one way, Harper.

00:27:20Well, guess what?

00:27:22You just called me Harper instead of kid.

00:27:24Just admit that you want me.

00:27:29What the hell is happening to me?

00:27:38There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.

00:27:42Put your seatbelt on.

00:27:43You know what, Chris?

00:27:45You want to be my bodyguard?

00:27:47Fine.

00:27:48But I'm going to make you crazy for me.

00:27:51Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.

00:27:54So...

00:27:55Are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?

00:27:59No.

00:28:01Are you sleeping with a professor?

00:28:04Oh my god, Maria, no!

00:28:05Ew!

00:28:07That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.

00:28:10He was sent here to keep me safe.

00:28:12And he secretly wants to fuck you.

00:28:15I don't know.

00:28:17But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.

00:28:20Um, wait.

00:28:22You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?

00:28:25Think about it.

00:28:29What?

00:28:31We need to get my dad to fire Chris.

00:28:33The only way to do that is if he makes a move.

00:28:36So that's step one.

00:28:37Hmm.

00:28:38You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.

00:28:41He was jealous, Harbs.

00:28:43Yeah, right.

00:28:44Jealous of me?

00:28:45I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.

00:28:47He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.

00:28:52Not jealous of you, dummy.

00:28:55Jealous over you.

00:28:56It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.

00:29:00So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...

00:29:05Until he snaps.

00:29:06And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.

00:29:10And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time.

00:29:16Here's to Operation Seduction.

00:29:19Chris Collins, you better watch out.

00:29:22Because I get what I want.

00:29:24Cheering.

00:29:24Mmm.

00:29:35Sexy outfit.

00:29:36Check.

00:29:38Popcorn.

00:29:38Check.

00:29:40The notebook.

00:29:40The only movie that can make a guy cry.

00:29:43Check.

00:29:43what do you want you done giving me the silent treatment um popcorn harper you idiot seduce him

00:30:03i mean i brought snacks as a peace offering but if you're busy i can come back later

00:30:13wait wait wait i have a day but that's not important your pulse is racing what's going on

00:30:24is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble uh no i just

00:30:30i came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie but it's

00:30:42well are we watching a movie or not

00:30:47but what about your date

00:31:04how are you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever because it's not real

00:31:20this is ridiculous no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this

00:31:28it's true love

00:31:29please don't do this to me

00:31:30there's no such thing as true love anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo

00:31:35or

00:31:39maybe you're just a soulless ai bot

00:31:44and there are batteries in your back

00:31:54what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that

00:31:57what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that

00:32:05now come on just admit that you enjoyed it

00:32:08don't mess with me harper i'm not a toy i'll ruin you

00:32:18well i'm not just something that can be ruined

00:32:21as hard as you try to convince yourself i'm not a little girl anymore

00:32:24it's not a lie you are a beautiful woman and i'm too much for you kid you can't handle me

00:32:37try me

00:32:42i don't do that lovey-dovey

00:32:44shit i don't kiss and i don't make love harper

00:32:50maybe i'm into that no i don't think you are

00:32:58what did you get yourself into harper

00:33:00just

00:33:13shut up and watch the movie

00:33:15i'm sorry i love you

00:33:18this was the last thing i could do for you

00:33:20you're supposed to seduce him harper not be seduced by him

00:33:35i told you not to call me on my personal phone

00:33:39i told you not to call me on my personal phone

00:33:42you're late big daddy

00:33:45but you sound pissed

00:33:46so i'll wait

00:33:49you want to come in and fuck your frustration now

00:33:52not tonight

00:33:54busy busy

00:33:58never for me you're not

00:34:00when the hell could you possibly be

00:34:04are you with another woman woman no

00:34:09not a woman

00:34:12do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now

00:34:16not this guy

00:34:24who lose my number

00:34:33whoever this girl is

00:34:35your days are numbered

00:34:36do not flake on melana kaufman

00:34:46she's going to be the death of me

00:34:59kid

00:35:02because i'm coming for you chris collins

00:35:05she's going to be the death of me

00:35:14stay

00:35:19damn it orper

00:35:35You know, if you're trying to fill me up,

00:36:03you should probably have your hand inside my pants.

00:36:08Oh my god, did we have sex?

00:36:11Oh my god, did we have sex?

00:36:13I slept with my dad's best friend.

00:36:15His business partner.

00:36:17I'm a dead girl walking.

00:36:19No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.

00:36:27So, so we didn't?

00:36:30No.

00:36:32Because you're still alive.

00:36:34Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.

00:36:37One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.

00:36:40You don't know that.

00:36:43Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.

00:36:45Oh yeah?

00:36:47Explain that.

00:36:49That's Mourning Wood, sweetheart.

00:36:52Don't get your hopes up.

00:36:53We're not on a nickname basis.

00:36:55You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.

00:36:59Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?

00:37:07Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?

00:37:09What's wrong?

00:37:17Not as adventurous as you thought you were?

00:37:19I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.

00:37:23I'm going to go for a walk.

00:37:26With my friend.

00:37:29Thanks for watching me sleep.

00:37:30Bye.

00:37:51This will do.

00:37:52So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.

00:38:07Struggling much?

00:38:37I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.

00:38:49I had no other choice.

00:38:51I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.

00:38:55Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.

00:38:58You just can't get away from me, can you?

00:39:00That's not.

00:39:01No underwear.

00:39:15That's bad manners, ain't you?

00:39:19What are you going to do?

00:39:23Punish you.

00:39:28I don't know.

00:39:31You don't know me.

00:39:44I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.

00:39:48Would you complain about that, princess?

00:39:51It's you do your worst.

00:39:54It's you do your worst.

00:39:59Mom.

00:40:01I'm sorry.

00:40:11I can't let this happen.

00:40:13What the heck?

00:40:13Why are you stopping?

00:40:18You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.

00:40:23But, but what about...

00:40:25There's no buts.

00:40:26There's no buts.

00:40:26I can't let this happen again.

00:40:40Cut block!

00:40:45You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?

00:40:49You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?

00:40:56That was part of the plan!

00:40:58I can't even go back to my own place now.

00:41:00I'm so embarrassed.

00:41:02Was it...

00:41:03Big?

00:41:05So big.

00:41:08Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.

00:41:11It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.

00:41:15Wait, what do you mean?

00:41:16He's a sex freak?

00:41:18Like, BDSM?

00:41:19The whole nine yards.

00:41:21Whips.

00:41:21Chains.

00:41:22Handcuffs.

00:41:24My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.

00:41:26Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?

00:41:30Wait.

00:41:31Do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?

00:41:33Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.

00:41:37What if he is coming?

00:41:38Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.

00:41:58Stop messing with that.

00:42:00You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.

00:42:03You don't think it's too much, Maria?

00:42:05How else you're going to woo your man?

00:42:08He's not my man.

00:42:11I hope you're not talking about me.

00:42:15Ew, leave, Brian.

00:42:17She doesn't want to speak to you.

00:42:19You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?

00:42:22Harps?

00:42:24Huh?

00:42:27What do you want, Brian?

00:42:32Just five minutes.

00:42:33Fine.

00:42:37But, Harper, are you sure?

00:42:39It's okay.

00:42:39Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.

00:42:57Where the fuck do you think you're taking?

00:42:59I want to get back together.

00:43:09You cheated on me.

00:43:12I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.

00:43:15But that was months ago.

00:43:17Huh?

00:43:18Haven't you already got your payback yet?

00:43:20This isn't about payback.

00:43:23I've moved on, and you should too.

00:43:25What do you mean, moved on?

00:43:29Hmm?

00:43:30Are you fucking other guys?

00:43:32You slut?

00:43:34Hmm?

00:43:34Get off of me!

00:43:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:43:37Let me see, then.

00:43:39Let me see how you're fucking other guys.

00:43:41Show me.

00:43:41Show me!

00:43:42Let go of me!

00:43:44There's the most handsome man at the gala.

00:43:47I was hoping I'd run into you.

00:43:50A drink?

00:43:50I don't have time for this.

00:43:52You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.

00:43:55That's not happening.

00:43:57Ever.

00:43:58Are you fucking breaking up with me?

00:44:01Me?

00:44:02We were never a thing to begin with, babe.

00:44:06Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.

00:44:08It's not a threat.

00:44:10It's a fact.

00:44:10You'll regret this, Christopher.

00:44:18But I'm not going to come after you.

00:44:20I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.

00:44:28Help me!

00:44:30Help!

00:44:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?

00:44:33Stop it, that's enough!

00:44:36Good girl.

00:44:36You are going to regret that, you bitch.

00:44:40I don't think she will, actually.

00:44:43That's for calling her a bitch.

00:44:46And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.

00:44:49You just made me rip it, asshole.

00:44:53Are you okay?

00:44:57Take her, you psychopath.

00:44:58She's fucking used goods anyways.

00:45:06Stop it!

00:45:12You're going to kill him.

00:45:13Good.

00:45:13He's not worth it.

00:45:15Let's go.

00:45:18If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.

00:45:23I promise.

00:45:25Let's go.

00:45:36Fuck.

00:45:47Chris, you almost killed him.

00:45:50Should we call 911?

00:45:52Seriously, Harper?

00:45:54He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?

00:45:56I handled myself just fine.

00:45:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?

00:46:00What would have happened?

00:46:02What would have happened?

00:46:04What would have happened?

00:46:06You're taking self-defense classes with me.

00:46:28So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.

00:46:31Let's see who you are.

00:46:36Do we have to do this?

00:46:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?

00:46:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?

00:46:57Your dad wants me to keep you safe.

00:46:59So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.

00:47:04I'm going to throw up.

00:47:20Breathe.

00:47:23You can do this.

00:47:24I'm right here.

00:47:52Don't focus on the water.

00:47:54Just look at me.

00:48:02It's not hard to do.

00:48:03It's okay.

00:48:17It's okay.

00:48:18I got you.

00:48:19It's okay.

00:48:21It's okay.

00:48:26You're fine.

00:48:28You're fine, Harper.

00:48:29Just breathe.

00:48:36Just keep breathing.

00:48:40How are you feeling?

00:48:48Fine.

00:48:49Just insanely distracted.

00:48:51Ready for the next step?

00:48:56I don't know if I'm ready.

00:49:03I'll hold your hand the whole time.

00:49:08I thought you didn't make those.

00:49:11What?

00:49:11Oh, my God.

00:49:16Oh, my God.

00:49:17You're talking about swimming.

00:49:20You're talking about swimming.

00:49:21Swimming.

00:49:24What goes on in that head of yours?

00:49:28I want you to get used to being underwater.

00:49:30I want you to get used to being underwater.

00:49:50I want you to get used to being underwater.

00:49:54Harper! Harper!

00:49:58Harper!

00:50:02What happened? What happened?

00:50:04You blacked out.

00:50:06You're okay. You're okay.

00:50:09I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

00:50:12You're right.

00:50:14You did amazing.

00:50:17You're just going to get better and better.

00:50:19I can't do this.

00:50:23It's okay.

00:50:26We'll try again no more.

00:50:27Just kiss me.

00:50:31Your dad won't like this.

00:50:33Don't think about him. If you want me, then kiss me.

00:50:38If you want me, then kiss me.

00:50:41I don't think you understand what you're getting into.

00:50:43I'm a dangerous man, Harper.

00:50:46Just say you don't want me.

00:50:53No.

00:50:58Does that feel like I don't want you?

00:51:02I want you.

00:51:05And I told you not to mess with me. You're going to get hurt.

00:51:12You're going to like me.

00:51:13What the hell? What are you doing?

00:51:14We need to talk about this first. Inside. With our minds, not our crosses.

00:51:29Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?

00:51:31I'm not a tease. I just care about you.

00:51:34So you are a grandpa?

00:51:37Just as much as you're a kid.

00:51:42Come on, let's go inside.

00:51:44No, I need a moment to cool off.

00:51:50I'm going to shower.

00:51:51Harper, what are you doing?

00:52:12So this is where Chris has been lately. Running a daycare.

00:52:17Who are you and what are you doing in my house?

00:52:19Who are you and what are you doing in my house?

00:52:25I'm Alana Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.

00:52:30I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.

00:52:34And I wanted to warn you.

00:52:37He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.

00:52:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.

00:52:46Oh, honey, I go where I want.

00:52:51Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.

00:52:55You've been tracking him?

00:52:57What kind of psycho are you?

00:52:59The same kind he is.

00:53:00Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.

00:53:10Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.

00:53:14I am surprised.

00:53:19Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.

00:53:22Just all around...

00:53:25Not intense enough for him.

00:53:27Not intense enough?

00:53:30Yeah, well...

00:53:32Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.

00:53:33Oh, please, don't make me laugh.

00:53:38I mean, look at you.

00:53:40You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess pepper.

00:53:44You're out of your league, kid.

00:53:47Don't call me that.

00:53:51You want to know how Chris likes the fuck?

00:53:54He likes to take you from behind.

00:53:57Handcuff you so you can't run.

00:53:59Choke you out.

00:54:01None of that.

00:54:03Kissing.

00:54:04Pillow talk.

00:54:06Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.

00:54:13He'll be bored of you in a week.

00:54:15He actually lives here with me.

00:54:19You're a little scared.

00:54:28Help!

00:54:29Help me! I can't swim!

00:54:35Help! Help! I can't swim!

00:54:49Harper! Harper!

00:54:51Help!

00:54:53Smile for T&P.

00:54:55Help!

00:54:57Please don't!

00:54:58Just crawl your way out, idiot.

00:55:01That's what you get for stealing my man.

00:55:10Harper!

00:55:25No!

00:55:26Come on!

00:55:44Harper! No, come on!

00:55:45Come on!

00:55:55Harper! Harper!

00:55:58Breathe, breathe, breathe. It's okay. I got you. You're safe.

00:56:03I thought I was gonna die. I thought I was gonna die.

00:56:07You're okay. Just breathe. Just breathe.

00:56:10You're safe now. Just breathe.

00:56:12Way to downgrade, Chris. I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim. It's pathetic.

00:56:19Homewreck?

00:56:22Harper could never homewreck us, Malala. She couldn't if she tried.

00:56:30I knew you'd come back to me, baby. We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.

00:56:37She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck.

00:56:42You killed me, Carter. I miss how rough you get, baby.

00:56:52I don't love you. And you almost killed Harper.

00:56:55How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim? She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.

00:57:04What are you doing?

00:57:05Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market, and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.

00:57:24You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt. You got that?

00:57:34Are you threatening me?

00:57:35Are you threatening me?

00:57:36No. I'm telling you. Don't fuck with the people I care about.

00:57:40Get out of here. Wait. Please. Don't. I'll do anything. Please. What are you doing?

00:57:50What are you doing?

00:58:03Chris, no! Wait! Wait!

00:58:06I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper. She will not bother you again. I swear.

00:58:33Don't worry about it. I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?

00:58:45I never dated her. We weren't a thing.

00:58:51A lot of brain to her.

00:58:54Are you seriously jealous right now?

00:59:05She said that...

00:59:11That I would never be able to handle you.

00:59:17Satisfy you.

00:59:29In bed.

00:59:34That I was too much of a kid, and that you'd never be into me.

00:59:41Is that true?

00:59:46That's not how I feel, Harper.

00:59:53But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.

00:59:56I'm supposed to protect you.

00:59:58When I was in that pool, I really thought I was gonna die.

01:00:11And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.

01:00:15What did you regret?

01:00:19Not doing this sooner.

01:00:21Oh!

01:00:42Oh!

01:00:43What the hell am I doing?

01:00:54Why don't you stop again?

01:00:56You're playing with fire, Harper.

01:00:59Your dad is going to kill me.

01:01:01I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.

01:01:06This isn't about Mark.

01:01:08It's about you and me.

01:01:09So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours,

01:01:12you need to kill it.

01:01:15I'm too dangerous.

01:01:20So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.

01:01:26It's for the best, Harper.

01:01:28There's a reason I don't let people close to me.

01:01:31Yeah.

01:01:33It's because you're a coward.

01:01:36You're allowed to be mad at me.

01:01:37Just admit it.

01:01:38You led me on and then you got cold feet.

01:01:41Just be a man and own it.

01:01:42It's not you.

01:01:43Don't!

01:01:44You're a psycho.

01:01:53I'm just trying to protect you.

01:01:55Good morning.

01:02:03Bagel?

01:02:04I'm not hungry.

01:02:07You need to eat.

01:02:12No.

01:02:12What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.

01:02:31Are we even now?

01:02:34You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.

01:02:37What's wrong, kiddo?

01:02:38What's wrong, kiddo?

01:02:40I hate seeing you like this.

01:02:42You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.

01:02:45Columbia University Gallery Exhibition, featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.

01:03:04I'm going to make this up to you.

01:03:09I promise.

01:03:19Has Mr. Collins seen this?

01:03:21Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.

01:03:23Nope.

01:03:24And he's never going to.

01:03:25Huh?

01:03:26I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.

01:03:28Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?

01:03:30Oh, hey!

01:03:31Hey!

01:03:32Let's forget about that douchebag.

01:03:33Okay?

01:03:34You need to impress some fancy pants arts investor so you can pass this class.

01:03:36And I am not letting you fail.

01:03:37Stop moping.

01:03:38Let's go wine and dine some rich people.

01:03:39Okay?

01:03:40Okay.

01:03:41Okay.

01:03:42Okay.

01:04:07Wow.

01:04:08How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?

01:04:10Like a million hours?

01:04:12Who the fuck cares?

01:04:14We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.

01:04:20Make sure no one's coming.

01:04:22I think I hear them coming.

01:04:45Let's go.

01:04:46One last touch.

01:04:52Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.

01:05:05Tonight is going to be perfect.

01:05:07Huh?

01:05:08What?

01:05:09No, no, no, no.

01:05:12My final project.

01:05:15How am I going to graduate?

01:05:17Why would someone do this to me?

01:05:22Harper.

01:05:23Harper.

01:05:24Harper.

01:05:25I'm kind of confused.

01:05:28Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?

01:05:31Shh.

01:05:33Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?

01:05:36Shh.

01:05:37Don't say that.

01:05:39It's obviously her selfie portrait.

01:05:43Did you do this?

01:05:50Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.

01:05:56We're going to report you to the Dean, Christina.

01:05:58You're not going to get away with this.

01:06:00Guess what?

01:06:01You have no proof.

01:06:03Good luck with that, losers.

01:06:06That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.

01:06:11Harper.

01:06:12There's the student I've been looking for.

01:06:14Professor, I can explain.

01:06:18Harper.

01:06:21Is this your work?

01:06:23It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?

01:06:26We have to fail Harper.

01:06:28It looks like a complete choke.

01:06:31Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.

01:06:35In fact, a guest just bought this piece.

01:06:39Wait, what?

01:06:40Who would buy this crap?

01:06:42I will.

01:06:54Who would buy this piece of crap?

01:06:57I will.

01:06:58It's you.

01:07:01You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.

01:07:06Christina, don't be rude.

01:07:08Don't you know who this is?

01:07:10Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.

01:07:13There's no way.

01:07:15That's okay, Professor.

01:07:16Not everyone has taste.

01:07:21How much for this painting?

01:07:22Oh, no, you really don't.

01:07:23Our starting price is $18.

01:07:28Done.

01:07:31Wait, $1,800?

01:07:34Do you even study at this school or not?

01:07:36We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.

01:07:40You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?

01:07:50Here's two mil.

01:07:53What?

01:07:54Take the rest and buy art supplies.

01:07:56Whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.

01:07:59Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.

01:08:02Oh, my God, oh, my God!

01:08:05Are you fucking kidding me?

01:08:09Are you fucking kidding me?

01:08:11Language, Miss Hawks.

01:08:13Don't tell me what to do, old lady.

01:08:16Who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars?

01:08:20My father still runs this university.

01:08:23Money runs this university.

01:08:26And I'm going to report the two of you to the Chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.

01:08:32You're going to get us expelled, Professor. You can't.

01:08:37Please.

01:08:38Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.

01:08:41No, wait, Professor!

01:08:42No, wait, Professor!

01:08:43Not so fast.

01:08:44What the fuck else do you want from me?

01:08:49No! No!

01:08:58I can't believe that you two would do something like this.

01:09:00Good luck proving it was us.

01:09:03Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.

01:09:09I don't need to ruin your lives.

01:09:12Those dresses, though.

01:09:14Wait, what?

01:09:15Huh?

01:09:16This is Versace, you asshole!

01:09:31You're going to fucking pay for this!

01:09:33What was it that you two said?

01:09:35Oh, right.

01:09:37Good luck proving it was me.

01:09:43The Chancellor wants you two in his office now.

01:09:45You're being suspended.

01:09:47Let's go!

01:09:48Why are you grabbing us?

01:09:49They're the ones who did this, so arrest them!

01:09:51Let's go!

01:09:53Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.

01:09:55I'll see you later.

01:09:56Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.

01:10:02Chris, that was 18 grand.

01:10:05That's $18,000!

01:10:07Seriously?

01:10:10I thought it'd be more expensive.

01:10:11What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?

01:10:22He, um...

01:10:25I mean, I...

01:10:28was an idiot.

01:10:30And I'm sorry, but I think this might help...

01:10:33show you how much I want you.

01:10:41A blindfold?

01:10:51I want you, Harper.

01:10:53I want to do things to you.

01:10:58Bad things.

01:11:02But only if you want me to.

01:11:06I do.

01:11:11Why'd we stop?

01:11:21We've been waiting so long for this.

01:11:23We're just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.

01:11:26Because I have to go wrap up the show.

01:11:33And I'll wait for you.

01:11:36Wear that for me tonight.

01:11:42Harper!

01:11:44Harper!

01:11:46Hello!

01:11:47Earth to Harper!

01:11:49You need to look at this!

01:11:50Can it wait, Maria?

01:11:51I'm having...

01:11:53very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.

01:11:57No! No! That's what I need to tell you about!

01:12:00Harper, look!

01:12:02You got the phone!

01:12:03I swear!

01:12:05The guns and the money, it's not just for show?

01:12:07Harper, he's dangerous!

01:12:08Chris!

01:12:09You need to move out now!

01:12:10You can't keep living with him!

01:12:12I need to talk to him.

01:12:13Okay?

01:12:14Harper!

01:12:23Taxi?

01:12:24For Harper?

01:12:28Who are you?

01:12:30Hey!

01:12:31Let go of me!

01:12:32Stop it!

01:12:33Please.

01:12:34Please let me go.

01:12:35If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.

01:12:36Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper.

01:12:39Harper.

01:12:40Hmm.

01:12:41Ryan?

01:12:42Why are you doing this?

01:12:43We broke up.

01:12:45We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.

01:12:47You psycho!

01:12:48He had nothing to do with our breakup.

01:12:49He humiliated me!

01:12:50But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?

01:12:51He has some dangerous enemies.

01:12:52Ain't that right, fellas?

01:12:53Once he arrives to save his little princess...

01:12:54Well...

01:12:55...

01:12:57...

01:12:58...

01:12:59...

01:13:00...

01:13:01...

01:13:02...

01:13:03...

01:13:04...

01:13:26...

01:13:28No.

01:13:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

01:13:50A trap? What the hell?

01:13:59Not bad for a guy who hates romance.

01:14:15I hope you don't mind. I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.

01:14:19Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.

01:14:29Okay, crap. I can explain. You're gonna explain.

01:14:33But first, you know my daughter better than I do?

01:14:38Is that text a prank?

01:14:42Harper's in trouble. We need to go.

01:14:47Do we have some fun with you? After we kill Leather Grant?

01:14:52Should we make him watch?

01:14:54Hmm?

01:14:58Oh!

01:15:00Looks like he's here!

01:15:02Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper? Huh?

01:15:08Mm-hmm.

01:15:09Hey, boys.

01:15:23I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.

01:15:30That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!

01:15:33My shit!

01:15:51What's the matter, tough guy?

01:15:53What?

01:15:54We're gonna talk about your little bodyguards.

01:16:02Let me go!

01:16:04I'll leave all-

01:16:05I already told you once.

01:16:06You should have listened to me then.

01:16:10I'm going to kill you, you goddamn dick.

01:16:12Are you okay?

01:16:32Did he hurt you?

01:16:34Chris, I put you in danger.

01:16:38You should run far away from me and my package.

01:16:40When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.

01:16:50Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?

01:16:58Oh my God, Dad, what the hell?

01:17:00It's okay. I'll handle it.

01:17:02I want to hear it from my daughter.

01:17:04Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?

01:17:07I want an answer now before I kill him!

01:17:09No, Dad!

01:17:10Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.

01:17:15But?

01:17:16Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.

01:17:26Chris makes me feel safe.

01:17:28Please don't be mad.

01:17:29Well, you're wrong about that.

01:17:34It's not deep down.

01:17:36It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.

01:17:39If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up, or I will make him regret it.

01:17:50I believe you.

01:17:53You keep her safe.

01:17:58With my goddamn life.

01:17:59Do you remember my instructions?

01:18:18Yes.

01:18:19I want you to beg for it.

01:18:44I want you to fuck me, guys.

01:19:01Stop teasing.

01:19:04I want you now.

01:19:05Daddy, say it, or I'll punish you.

01:19:27Don't stop, Daddy.

01:19:29Are you sure about that?

01:19:48You have two choices, Mr. Collins.

01:20:07You can either uncuff me, or fuck me.

01:20:12You know I'm dangerous.

01:20:30Or it's your mind.

01:20:35Do your worst, Daddy.

01:20:36Daddy.

01:20:42As I start, I'm not stopping you.

01:21:03I thought you only fucked girls from behind.

01:21:07You're different.

01:21:28Ready for round five?

01:21:30Stop it.

01:21:31I'm sore.

01:21:32Now let me out so I can go pee.

01:21:34Or what if I don't?

01:21:40What was that?

01:21:41Crap, it's my dad.

01:21:43Honey, you home?

01:21:44Um, Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.

01:21:46Stop.

01:21:46Come in, Parker.

01:21:48I told you I was busy.

01:21:53This is my home, Harper Reads.

01:21:56If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.

01:21:59Okay, I will.

01:22:01Can you get out?

01:22:02I don't know.

01:22:04I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.

01:22:18Can I please just open my eyes?

01:22:20No.

01:22:20Please keep them covered.

01:22:23I want to give a speech.

01:22:24And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?

01:22:26I get nervous when I open up.

01:22:29You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.

01:22:34Just get on with it.

01:22:36What I do for a living, the not-so-legal part, it's dangerous for me to let people into my

01:22:46life.

01:22:46And for me to be...

01:22:50Vulnerable?

01:22:52Yeah.

01:22:53But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.

01:22:59You're like a magnet, Harper.

01:23:01And I want to be around you.

01:23:04Forever.

01:23:04So you're moving into the Empire State Building?

01:23:19I'm moving you in there.

01:23:22As a graduation present.

01:23:24And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.

01:23:33Only if you want to.

01:23:36Either way, the apartment's yours.

01:23:39Are you serious?

01:23:42What's wrong?

01:23:44Is it tacky?

01:23:46I liked it.

01:23:47I thought...

01:23:47Deal!

01:23:47But on one condition, one friend.

01:23:56Which is?

01:23:57You have to move in there with me.

01:24:00Deal.

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