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How to Tame a Silver Fox RShort
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00:00:00You
00:00:04But I'm here to protect you. You better listen to everything I say. That's my dad's best friend Chris Collins
00:00:09He was sent here to keep me safe
00:00:14What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:00:17You fantasize about fucking guys your dad's age? Harper, that is so nasty
00:00:23I don't kiss and I don't make love, Harper
00:00:30Maybe I'm into that
00:00:31I'm too dangerous
00:00:32You know what's not cute? Be jealous
00:00:37It's in it, you're jealous
00:00:44What the hell is happening to me?
00:00:47I slept with my dad's best friend
00:00:49You know I'm dangerous
00:00:51I'll be sure of mine
00:00:53Do your worst, daddy
00:00:55I don't mind the pain
00:01:00And I'd like to...
00:01:02Oh ho, looking good, girl
00:01:10Just another crate, just my luck
00:01:23Please pick up
00:01:28Hi, dad
00:01:30I'm stuck and I need you to come help me
00:01:35Sure thing, hon
00:01:38Mr. Reader
00:01:39Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:01:41He'll be there soon
00:01:43I'll be there soon
00:01:44Hey
00:01:45Who?
00:01:46Who?
00:01:50Drugging girls in my club?
00:01:52You must have a death wish
00:01:54You got the wrong guy, I swear
00:02:01Shut up
00:02:08You have the worst timing
00:02:11Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:02:13I'm cashing it in
00:02:15I'm cashing it in
00:02:16Now
00:02:22What are you doing?
00:02:25What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:02:29It's nice and warm in the back of my trap
00:02:35You get away from me, creep
00:02:37Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:02:43Stop!
00:02:44Let's see what else he can do
00:02:48What the hell?
00:02:56Mr. Collins?
00:02:58Dad sent his...
00:02:59best friend?
00:03:07You're shivering
00:03:18Come on, kiddo
00:03:20Kiddo?
00:03:21Why is he still calling me that?
00:03:22I'm a grown-ass woman
00:03:26Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:03:28Let's go
00:03:37I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:03:41Five Christmases?
00:03:44He's bluffing and I...
00:03:48Something wrong?
00:03:51Um...
00:03:53Your arm is...
00:03:57Wet...
00:03:59From the rain
00:04:02Wipe it then
00:04:07There's no rain up there
00:04:26Right, sorry
00:04:32So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:04:34I thought you'd be...
00:04:37Busy running your nightclub
00:04:38Or...
00:04:40Beating up...
00:04:41Sleazebags
00:04:42Not picking up some guy's daughter
00:04:49Come to think of it
00:04:51I actually...
00:04:52Don't think I've seen my dad in months
00:04:54I don't do small talk
00:04:57I didn't...
00:04:58Tell you that
00:04:59Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop
00:05:05I need to pick something
00:05:06No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol
00:05:08I am 22 years old
00:05:09Exactly
00:05:11Kiddo
00:05:12Shut up!
00:05:13You're not that much older than me
00:05:15Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:05:17And I need to buy alcohol
00:05:18Because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me
00:05:20And then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year
00:05:22And nobody...
00:05:25If I take you...
00:05:27Will you shut up?
00:05:28Yes
00:05:37I'll be quick
00:05:49You're not going out there dressed like that
00:05:52It's not safe
00:05:54Has it been like this the whole time?
00:05:56Yeah
00:05:58Why didn't you say something?
00:05:59I just did
00:06:01You...
00:06:02Freaking creep!
00:06:04Give me a jacket or something
00:06:05What's up?
00:06:06What's up?
00:06:07When you're done checking me out,
00:06:35I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:06:38I was not checking you out.
00:06:40That was a yawn.
00:06:41Sure it was, kiddo.
00:06:42It's past your bedtime.
00:06:46Stop calling me kid.
00:07:02You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:07:05You might be kidding me.
00:07:11This is a small kickback?
00:07:14Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:07:16Does your dad know about that?
00:07:19Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:07:23I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:07:24but he doesn't live here,
00:07:26and neither do you.
00:07:27Yeah, about that.
00:07:28I live here now.
00:07:29He put me in charge.
00:07:31And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:07:33Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:07:34This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:07:39You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:07:51I don't have another choice.
00:07:53I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:07:56and this is my last year of college,
00:07:58and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:08:03Fine.
00:08:04Have your kickback.
00:08:06Or not.
00:08:07Either way, I have to stay here
00:08:09until your dad gets back.
00:08:10I don't need you to look after me.
00:08:17Who is that?
00:08:20No.
00:08:25I'm going to kill you?
00:08:27Count your days, slut?
00:08:28It's not a big deal.
00:08:30I can explain.
00:08:31This is your ex, Brian.
00:08:33Your dad was talking about him,
00:08:34this sick fuck.
00:08:36You guys were spying on me?
00:08:38Mark cares about your safety.
00:08:41That's the only reason I'm here.
00:08:43It's either me living here
00:08:44or three bodyguards.
00:08:46Your choice.
00:08:47You are not living here.
00:08:56I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:08:59I don't need a babysitter.
00:09:02Then stop acting like a baby.
00:09:06You better not show your face in there.
00:09:08I don't need you acting like an asshole
00:09:10to all my friends.
00:09:17God damn it.
00:09:20Proms to Mark.
00:09:30Whoa.
00:09:31Who's this?
00:09:32Bob Grandpa?
00:09:34Grandpa?
00:09:35He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:09:38Huh?
00:09:44Remind me why we're at a loser
00:09:46nobody's house
00:09:47when I run Greek life.
00:09:49I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:09:51Apparently this chick Harper Reeves
00:09:53has a rich dad.
00:09:54And rich dad means
00:09:56fancy alcohol!
00:10:03Hi.
00:10:04Hi.
00:10:04Christina, folks,
00:10:05and Becca, too.
00:10:07I can't believe you guys
00:10:08actually came to my party.
00:10:10Duh.
00:10:11I didn't miss it.
00:10:12It's really nice to meet you.
00:10:17Well,
00:10:18please,
00:10:19feel free to help
00:10:20yourselves.
00:10:23Thanks, Heather.
00:10:24Oh, it's Harper?
00:10:27Enjoy the party!
00:10:32I guess this bottle and the calendar
00:10:33makes up for having to put up
00:10:35with that dork Harper.
00:10:38Where's Harper?
00:10:40Harper?
00:10:40Forget Harper.
00:10:45Hang out with me.
00:10:47I know somewhere we can talk.
00:10:52I know somewhere we can talk.
00:10:55I don't like talking.
00:10:56Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:10:58Christina and I
00:11:00were into group activities.
00:11:02Talk or
00:11:03no talk?
00:11:04You're telling me you would
00:11:05turn down the both of us
00:11:07for that nobody, Harper?
00:11:11Sorry, ladies.
00:11:12I don't like my women.
00:11:14Desperate.
00:11:17Oh, and mention Harper's name again
00:11:19and I'll make you regret it.
00:11:22Huh?
00:11:24He really picked Harper
00:11:25over us?
00:11:26I think we need to teach
00:11:28that nobody a lesson
00:11:29about what happens to skanks
00:11:30who think they can upstage us.
00:11:32Oh, Harper!
00:11:43Hey!
00:11:44Listen,
00:11:45do you think
00:11:46I could use your bathroom?
00:11:48Everyone is using
00:11:48the one downstairs
00:11:50and...
00:11:51Ew!
00:11:52Yeah, yeah.
00:11:53Of course you can.
00:11:54You're, you're like
00:11:55your school royalty.
00:11:56Thanks.
00:11:58You know,
00:11:59I can't believe
00:12:00we didn't become
00:12:01friends earlier.
00:12:03We're,
00:12:04we're friends?
00:12:05Of course!
00:12:08I have to pee.
00:12:10Wait for me?
00:12:11Uh, yeah, of course.
00:12:12I'll just maybe
00:12:12be right outside
00:12:13my own room.
00:12:23What dirt can I find?
00:12:26Oh, this is
00:12:35gold.
00:12:38Harper,
00:12:39you are one
00:12:40psychotic
00:12:42little
00:12:42bitch.
00:12:45Time to shut
00:12:46your loser party
00:12:47down.
00:12:48I think I saw
00:13:04Harper go out
00:13:04there with a guy.
00:13:05The hell?
00:13:19Oh!
00:13:25Attention, everybody!
00:13:27Hello!
00:13:28You all seem
00:13:30a little bored.
00:13:32So why don't I
00:13:33spice things up
00:13:34by reading
00:13:35a few pages
00:13:38of Harper's diary?
00:13:42Let's see.
00:13:44Dear diary,
00:13:46Dad never wants
00:13:47to hang out with me.
00:13:49Sometimes I feel
00:13:50like he doesn't
00:13:50love me.
00:13:52Oh, Harper.
00:13:53Daddy issues much?
00:13:56No!
00:14:02I just need to
00:14:02give it back!
00:14:03Dad's friend Chris
00:14:08is like
00:14:09a DILF.
00:14:11That stands for
00:14:12a dad I'd like
00:14:13to fuck!
00:14:14And honestly,
00:14:16if he weren't
00:14:17my dad's
00:14:18best friend!
00:14:21You fantasize
00:14:23about fucking
00:14:24guys your dad's
00:14:25age?
00:14:26Harper,
00:14:26that is so nasty!
00:14:28No, Christina,
00:14:28it's not true!
00:14:30Christina,
00:14:30I think the bitch
00:14:31is in heat
00:14:32or something.
00:14:33Is all this talk
00:14:34about your weird
00:14:34grandpa fetish
00:14:35turning you on?
00:14:41Let's pull
00:14:42right down.
00:14:49No, no, no, no,
00:14:50no, no, no, no!
00:14:51Fuck this.
00:15:03Fuck this.
00:15:13Fuck this.
00:15:14Fuck this.
00:15:15Fuck this.
00:15:15Fuck this.
00:15:15Fuck this.
00:15:15Fuck this.
00:15:15Fuck this.
00:15:15Fuck this.
00:15:15Fuck this.
00:15:15Fuck this.
00:15:15Fuck this.
00:15:15Fuck this.
00:15:16Fuck this.
00:15:16Fuck this.
00:15:16Fuck this.
00:15:16Fuck this.
00:15:17Fuck this.
00:15:17Fuck this.
00:15:17Fuck this.
00:15:18Fuck this.
00:15:18Fuck this.
00:15:18Fuck this.
00:15:18Fuck this.
00:15:19Fuck this.
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00:15:19Fuck this.
00:15:20Fuck this.
00:15:20Fuck this.
00:15:21Fuck this.
00:15:21Fuck this.
00:15:21Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:15:34You were supposed to get rid of him.
00:15:41Come to her party.
00:15:42Take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life.
00:15:46It was a joke. It was a joke.
00:15:48The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:15:54Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:15:58Chris, that's enough.
00:16:00Let her go.
00:16:03One last.
00:16:09What the hell is wrong with you?
00:16:11You're too old to be this petty.
00:16:13You're damn right I'm petty.
00:16:14Let's get one thing straight.
00:16:15Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:16:20If you mess with her again...
00:16:22Fuck you up.
00:16:26But we're literally just girls.
00:16:28I don't give a fuck.
00:16:30Everyone out.
00:16:31The fuck out.
00:16:32What the hell was that?
00:16:43What the hell was that?
00:16:44She hurt you.
00:17:02Chris, I'm fine.
00:17:04Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:17:05You're crying.
00:17:13Why are you crying?
00:17:15I won't understand.
00:17:17Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:17:19They just tried to hurt you.
00:17:20I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:17:24Stupid.
00:17:25I know they're not my friends.
00:17:26But that was Christina Fox.
00:17:28You just embarrassed me in front of him.
00:17:29I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:17:29And she's the queen of our souls.
00:17:31I said stop!
00:17:31I said stop!
00:17:37I don't care if she runs the school.
00:17:39We'll find you another school.
00:17:41I'm here to keep you safe.
00:17:43Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:17:46Just because you run some sort of shady business does...
00:17:49I choose my next words very carefully, too.
00:17:53I told you...
00:17:55to stop calling me that.
00:17:58And I told you to stop acting like love.
00:18:04Oh, yeah?
00:18:07If I'm such a kid...
00:18:09What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:18:16Sorry, kid.
00:18:18That's my gun.
00:18:19You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:18:24You better not be here tomorrow.
00:18:28You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:18:50I don't care what my dad says.
00:18:52What?
00:18:57Oh!
00:19:00God.
00:19:07What?
00:19:14What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:19:19No.
00:19:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:19:24It's gonna not be happening.
00:19:25He's gonna be back in every second.
00:19:36You know, if you weren't as played, you could have just asked.
00:19:41I don't want to...
00:19:42I don't want to play.
00:19:43What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:19:46Oh, I'm the perv?
00:19:48You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:19:52I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:19:59Uncuff me.
00:20:03What are your manners?
00:20:06Say please.
00:20:07Please.
00:20:07I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:20:16Give me the key.
00:20:23What the...
00:20:23You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:20:26Are you ready to listen?
00:20:28Like a good little girl?
00:20:29Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:20:36Rule number one.
00:20:38There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:20:42You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:20:45So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:20:51I can take care of my...
00:20:53Rule number two.
00:20:55No talking back.
00:20:57I am the last guy.
00:20:59You want to piss off?
00:21:06Rule number three.
00:21:09Don't start any games.
00:21:13You're not ready to play.
00:21:15So what else do you have planned today?
00:21:35My plans are none of your concern.
00:21:37Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:21:45You can have your privacy.
00:21:48Until sunset.
00:21:50What does that mean?
00:21:55You have curfew.
00:21:56How's my daughter?
00:22:19Um, hot.
00:22:22What was that?
00:22:23Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:22:25Why the hell did I say that?
00:22:27That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:22:29Is she back from class?
00:22:31She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:22:34Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:22:36She's fine, Mark.
00:22:38Good.
00:22:38You're my best friend.
00:22:39You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:22:49You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:51Give me some time.
00:23:00Stay when I try.
00:23:02Open my heart.
00:23:06I can't do your song.
00:23:08This is the one.
00:23:10Open my heart.
00:23:12You're at a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:23:30Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:23:33Oh, excuse me.
00:23:47We're filming.
00:23:48Filming?
00:23:49Filming what?
00:23:50Some real hot stuff.
00:23:52Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:23:53Go find a room somewhere else.
00:23:55I'm looking for Harper Reeves.
00:23:57It says her location is here.
00:23:59So step aside before I make you.
00:24:02Hmm.
00:24:02Nope.
00:24:03Harper is my best friend.
00:24:04And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:24:07Hey!
00:24:07Wait!
00:24:08Wait!
00:24:08Wait!
00:24:09Wait!
00:24:09Wait!
00:24:16He looks so sexy.
00:24:18Keep going.
00:24:19Harper?
00:24:27You shouldn't be here.
00:24:29You shouldn't be here.
00:24:30I tried to stop him.
00:24:34Hey!
00:24:36No, Harper.
00:24:36You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:24:38What do you think you're doing here?
00:24:40It's for a class project.
00:24:42Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:24:44Class my ass.
00:24:45Is that what you want to-
00:24:46You told her to get her here?
00:24:47I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:24:49Chris, stop!
00:24:50Not until I pummel this creep.
00:24:51Then the camera's next.
00:24:52Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:24:53Not the camera.
00:24:54That's a thousand dollars.
00:24:55You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:24:59That is enough!
00:25:00These look amazing, Harper.
00:25:17Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:25:19Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:25:20No one's going to see these.
00:25:22Deleting them.
00:25:23What?
00:25:24That is art!
00:25:26Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those
00:25:29creeps a lap dance.
00:25:33See how much my dad likes that?
00:25:39Your choice.
00:25:39Camera it is.
00:25:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:25:49You asshole!
00:25:50If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down
00:25:55your throat.
00:25:57You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:26:00What the fuck is your problem?
00:26:07We're leaving.
00:26:08Now.
00:26:09So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:26:20I did it for your own good.
00:26:22You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:26:26You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:26:31You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:26:33Like a piece of meat.
00:26:36My classmate?
00:26:37It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:26:39Jealous?
00:26:45Jealous?
00:26:45You're cute, Harper.
00:26:51I'll give you that.
00:26:53And those...
00:26:54things you do?
00:26:55They're cute, too.
00:26:55They're cute, too.
00:26:56You know what's not cute?
00:26:59Me jealous.
00:27:01Now, you were right.
00:27:03I'm in some shady business, and I don't give two shits about what your little friends think
00:27:06about me.
00:27:07But you better not test me, or I'll break you in more than one way, Harper.
00:27:16Well, guess what?
00:27:17You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:27:20Well, guess what?
00:27:21Well, guess what?
00:27:22You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:27:25Just admit that you want me.
00:27:27What the hell is happening to me?
00:27:32There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:27:41Put your seatbelt on.
00:27:42Put your seatbelt on.
00:27:45You know what, Chris?
00:27:46You want to be my bodyguard?
00:27:47Fine.
00:27:48But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:27:51Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:27:54So...
00:27:55Are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:27:59No.
00:28:00Are you sleepy with a professor?
00:28:01Oh my god, Maria, no!
00:28:02Ew!
00:28:03That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:28:04He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:28:05And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:28:06I don't know, but I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:28:20Um, wait, you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:28:26Think about it.
00:28:31We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:28:34The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:28:36So that's step one.
00:28:37Hmm.
00:28:38You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:28:42He was jealous, Harbs.
00:28:43Yeah, right.
00:28:44Jealous of me?
00:28:45I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:28:48He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:28:53Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:28:55Jealous over you.
00:28:56It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:29:00So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:29:05Until he snaps.
00:29:06And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:29:10And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time.
00:29:17Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:29:19Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:29:22Because I get what I want.
00:29:24Tell him.
00:29:35Sexy outfit.
00:29:36Check.
00:29:37Popcorn.
00:29:38Check.
00:29:39A notebook.
00:29:40The only movie that can make a guy cry.
00:29:42Check.
00:29:54What do you want?
00:29:55You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:29:58Um, popcorn?
00:29:59Harper, you idiot.
00:30:02Seduce him.
00:30:03I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:30:09But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:30:13Wait, wait, wait.
00:30:15I have a day, but that's not important.
00:30:18Your pulse is racing.
00:30:20What's going on?
00:30:22Oh.
00:30:23Has your ex-boyfriend given you trouble?
00:30:26Uh-uh.
00:30:27No, I just...
00:30:29I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie, but it's...
00:30:33Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:30:48What about your date?
00:30:53Jake.
00:30:54Please, Jake.
00:30:55Jake, Jake.
00:30:56I'll go home.
00:30:58How are you not crying?
00:30:59How are you not crying?
00:31:16This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:31:19Because it's not real.
00:31:21This is ridiculous.
00:31:23No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:31:27It's true love.
00:31:30There's no such thing as true love.
00:31:33Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:31:36Or maybe you're just a soulless AI bot.
00:31:45And there are batteries in your back.
00:31:47What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:32:00What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:32:05No, come on.
00:32:07Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:32:08Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:32:16I'm not a toy.
00:32:17I'll ruin you.
00:32:18Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:32:21As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:32:28It's not a lie.
00:32:30You are a beautiful woman.
00:32:31And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:32:35You can't handle me.
00:32:37Try me.
00:32:42I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:32:45I don't kiss.
00:32:46And I don't make love, Harper.
00:32:50Maybe I'm into that.
00:32:52No.
00:32:53I don't think you are.
00:32:55What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:33:11Just...
00:33:12Shut up and watch the movie.
00:33:15I'm sorry.
00:33:16I love you.
00:33:18This was the last thing I could do for you.
00:33:25You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:33:31Not be seduced by him.
00:33:34I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:33:38I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:33:42You're late, big daddy.
00:33:45But you sound pissed.
00:33:47So I'll wait.
00:33:50You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:33:52Not tonight.
00:33:54Busy.
00:33:55Busy.
00:33:57Never for me, you're not.
00:34:00When the hell could you possibly be?
00:34:03Are you with another woman?
00:34:05Woman?
00:34:06No.
00:34:09Not a woman.
00:34:12Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:34:22Not this guy.
00:34:23Lose my number.
00:34:33Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:34:37Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:34:39She's going to be the death of me.
00:34:55She's going to be the death of me.
00:34:59Kid.
00:35:00Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:05Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:14Stay.
00:35:19Damn it, Harper.
00:35:20I'm coming for you.
00:35:21I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:21I'm coming for you.
00:35:22I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:22I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:23I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:23I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:24I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:25I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:25I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:26I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:27I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:28I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:29I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:30I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:31I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:32I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:33I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:34I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:35I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:36You know, if you're trying to fill me up,
00:36:04you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:36:06Oh, my God, did we have sex?
00:36:11Oh, my God, did we have sex?
00:36:13I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:36:15His business partner.
00:36:17I'm a dead girl walking.
00:36:19No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:36:27So, so we didn't?
00:36:30No.
00:36:32Because you're still alive.
00:36:34Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:36:37One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:36:40You don't know that.
00:36:43Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:36:45Oh, yeah?
00:36:47Explain that.
00:36:49That's Mourning Wood, sweetheart.
00:36:52Don't get your hopes up.
00:36:53We're not on a nickname basis.
00:36:56You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:37:00Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:37:07Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:37:16What's wrong?
00:37:17Not as adventurous as you thought you were.
00:37:19I am going to go for a cockawalk.
00:37:23I'm going to go for a walk.
00:37:26With my friend.
00:37:29Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:37:30Bye.
00:37:30Bye.
00:37:30This will do.
00:37:53Bye.
00:37:54Bye.
00:37:55Bye.
00:37:56Bye.
00:37:57Bye.
00:37:58Bye.
00:37:59Bye.
00:38:00So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:38:18Struggling much?
00:38:18I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty
00:38:47obvious, kid.
00:38:49I had no other choice.
00:38:51I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:38:55Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:38:58You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:39:00That's not...
00:39:01That's not.
00:39:01No wonder what?
00:39:08No wonder what?
00:39:15That's bad manners, Angel.
00:39:17What can I do?
00:39:20Punish you.
00:39:23I don't know.
00:39:24I don't know.
00:39:25I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:39:38I don't know.
00:39:40You don't know.
00:39:42I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:39:48Would you complain about that, princess?
00:39:50And so you do you worst.
00:39:52And so you do you worst.
00:39:56I'm sorry. I can't let this happen.
00:40:13What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:40:18You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:40:23But what about...
00:40:25There's no buts.
00:40:26I can't let this happen again.
00:40:40Cock block!
00:40:45You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:40:49That was part of the plan!
00:40:51I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:53Was it big?
00:40:55So big.
00:40:57Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:59It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:41:03Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak? Like BDSM?
00:41:05The whole nine yards.
00:41:07Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:41:09My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:41:11My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:41:13Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:41:15Wait, do you think he's gonna show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:41:17Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:41:19Crap, what if he is coming?
00:41:21Well, then you're gonna have to show up smokin' hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:41:29Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:41:33Crap, what if he is coming?
00:41:35Well, then you're gonna have to show up smokin' hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:41:41Stop messing with that. You're gonna flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:42:02You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:42:05How else are you gonna woo your man?
00:42:07He's not my man.
00:42:09I hope you're not talking about me.
00:42:15Ew, leave, Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:42:18You still letting this loser make your decisions for you, Harps?
00:42:23Huh?
00:42:27What do you want, Brian?
00:42:31Just five minutes.
00:42:35Fine.
00:42:36But, Harper, are you sure?
00:42:38It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, they'll finally leave me alone.
00:42:42Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:43Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:44I want to get back together.
00:42:49You cheated on me.
00:42:50I deserve better, Brian, and it's not gonna be from you.
00:42:54But that was months ago, huh?
00:42:55Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:59This isn't about payback.
00:43:00Hmm.
00:43:01I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:43:02What do you mean, moved on?
00:43:03What do you mean, moved on?
00:43:04Hmm?
00:43:05Are you fucking other guys?
00:43:06You slut?
00:43:07Hmm?
00:43:08Get off of me.
00:43:09Get off of me.
00:43:10Stop.
00:43:11No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:43:12Get off of me!
00:43:13Get off of me!
00:43:14Let me see them.
00:43:15Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:43:16Show me.
00:43:17Show me!
00:43:18Show me!
00:43:19Let go of me!
00:43:20There's the most handsome man at the Gala.
00:43:21I was hoping, you know, we're having aior hug.
00:43:23You probably don't have the fuck.
00:43:24Okay.
00:43:25Look, there's no fear.
00:43:26You've got to be.
00:43:27You know, we're suffering from him.
00:43:28You're hurting him, and you're also suffering from him.
00:43:29What?
00:43:30It's like, you know, you're getting a sick living?
00:43:31You should.
00:43:32I was like, you're dying.
00:43:33You're getting a sick living, and you're getting a sick living.
00:43:34I'm going to come to his life.
00:43:35Get off of me!
00:43:36Get off of me!
00:43:37No, you're a sick living.
00:43:38Lot of right.
00:43:39You're a sick living.
00:43:40Get off of me!
00:43:41You're a sick living.
00:43:42Let go of me!
00:43:44There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:43:47I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:43:50A drink?
00:43:51I don't have time for this.
00:43:52You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:43:55That's not happening.
00:43:57Ever.
00:43:58Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:44:01Me.
00:44:02We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:44:05Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:44:08It's not a threat.
00:44:10It's a fact.
00:44:12You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:44:18But I'm not going to come after you.
00:44:20I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:44:28Help me!
00:44:30Help!
00:44:31Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:44:33Stop it, that's enough!
00:44:36Good girl.
00:44:38You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:44:41I don't think she will, actually.
00:44:43That's for calling her a bitch.
00:44:46And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:44:49You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:44:51Are you okay?
00:44:57Take her, you psychopath.
00:44:59She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:45:00Stop it!
00:45:12You're going to kill him.
00:45:13Good.
00:45:13He's not worth it.
00:45:15Let's go.
00:45:16If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:45:23I promise.
00:45:25Let's go.
00:45:25Fuck.
00:45:26Fuck.
00:45:27Chris, you almost killed him.
00:45:35Should we call 911?
00:45:37Seriously, Harper?
00:45:40He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:45:43I handled myself just fine.
00:45:44And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:45I'm sorry.
00:45:46I'm sorry.
00:45:47I'm sorry.
00:45:48I'm sorry.
00:45:49I'm sorry.
00:45:50I'm sorry.
00:45:51I'm sorry.
00:45:52I'm sorry.
00:45:53I'm sorry.
00:45:54I'm sorry.
00:45:55I'm sorry.
00:45:56I'm sorry.
00:45:57You're not stuck with him?
00:45:58I handled myself just fine.
00:45:59If I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:46:17You're taking self defense classes with me.
00:46:26So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:46:33Let's see who you are.
00:46:37Do we have to do this?
00:46:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:46:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:46:57Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:46:59So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex could use against you.
00:47:16I'm gonna throw up.
00:47:20Breathe.
00:47:23You can do this.
00:47:25I'm right here.
00:47:27Don't focus on the water.
00:47:29Just look at me.
00:47:31I'm right here.
00:47:33Don't focus on the water.
00:47:37Just look at me.
00:47:39It's not hard to do.
00:47:43It's not hard to do.
00:47:45It's not hard to do.
00:47:49It's not hard to do.
00:47:51It's okay.
00:47:52I got you.
00:47:55It's okay.
00:47:57It's not hard to do.
00:48:16It's okay, it's okay.
00:48:18I got you.
00:48:19It's okay.
00:48:21It's okay.
00:48:21You're fine.
00:48:28You're fine, Harper.
00:48:35Just breathe.
00:48:37Just keep breathing.
00:48:40How are you feeling?
00:48:48Fine.
00:48:49I'm just insanely distracted.
00:48:53Ready for the next step?
00:48:57I don't know if I'm ready.
00:49:03I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:49:08I thought you didn't make those.
00:49:11What?
00:49:14Oh my God.
00:49:16Oh my God, you're talking about swimming.
00:49:18You're talking about swimming.
00:49:24What goes on in that head of yours?
00:49:28I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:49:31Oh my God.
00:49:44I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:49:47I want you to be underwater.
00:49:48Harper, Harper, Harper, what happened, you blacked out, you're okay, you're okay, sorry,
00:50:11you did amazing, you're just going to get better and better, you did it, it's okay, we'll try
00:50:26again tomorrow, just kiss me, your dad won't like this, don't think about him, if you want
00:50:35me, then kiss me, if you want me, then kiss me, I don't think you understand what you're
00:50:43getting into, I'm a dangerous man, Harper, just say you don't want me, does that feel like
00:50:59I don't want you, I want you, and I told you not to mess with me, you're going to get hurt,
00:51:07they like me, what the hell, what are you doing, we need to talk about this first, inside,
00:51:27with our minds, not our crosses, why are you being such a tease, you grandpa, I'm not
00:51:31a tease, I just care about you, so you are a grandpa, just as much as you're a kid, come
00:51:42on, let's go inside, no, I need a moment to cool off, I'm going to shout,
00:51:57Harper, what are you doing, so this is where Chris has been lately, running a daycare,
00:52:16who are you, and what are you doing in my house, who are you, and what are you doing
00:52:24in my house, I'm Elena Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries, I noticed how
00:52:31closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala, and I wanted to warn you, he might be sexy,
00:52:39but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart, yeah, he's here to protect me
00:52:43from danger, like strangers breaking into my house, oh, oh honey, I go where I want,
00:52:51plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend, you've been tracking him, what kind of psycho are you,
00:52:59the same kind he is, let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately,
00:53:06let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately, I'm surprised,
00:53:16it doesn't look like you can handle him in bed, just all around, not intense enough for him,
00:53:26not intense enough, yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun, oh, oh, please,
00:53:37don't make me laugh, I mean, look at you, you're the most vanilla missionary, pillow princess ever,
00:53:44you're out of your league, kid, don't call me that,
00:53:48you want to know how Chris likes the fuck, he likes to take you from behind,
00:53:57handcuff you, so you can't run, choke you out, none of that, kissing, pillow talk,
00:54:05well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face,
00:54:09he'll be bored of you and weak, he actually lives here with me, you little skank,
00:54:20help, help me, I can't swim, help, help, I can't swim,
00:54:36help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help,
00:54:53smile for T&P, sir, please don't, just crawl your way out, idiot,
00:55:00that's what you get for stealing my man,
00:55:03Harper!
00:55:33Harper, no, come on!
00:55:55Harper, Harper!
00:55:58Breathe, breathe, breathe, it's okay, you're safe,
00:56:01I thought I was gonna die, I thought I was gonna die,
00:56:06I'm okay, just breathe, just breathe,
00:56:09you're safe now, just breathe.
00:56:13Way to downgrade Chris, I mean, I know she can homewreck,
00:56:16but she can't even swim, it's pathetic.
00:56:19Homewreck?
00:56:20Hmm.
00:56:22Harper could never homewreck Esmalata,
00:56:25she couldn't if she tried.
00:56:27I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:56:32You were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:56:37She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:56:44Joke me, harder.
00:56:47I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:56:49I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:56:58How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:57:02She's fine, stop overreacting, baby.
00:57:04What are you doing?
00:57:15Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad,
00:57:17asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:57:21and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.
00:57:25You're going to tell, dear old dad,
00:57:27that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:57:32You got that?
00:57:33Are you threatening me?
00:57:36No.
00:57:37I'm telling you.
00:57:38Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:57:43Get out of here.
00:57:45Wait.
00:57:46Please, don't.
00:57:47I'll do anything, please.
00:57:49What are you doing?
00:57:50Chris, no!
00:58:05Wait!
00:58:06Wait!
00:58:06Wait!
00:58:06I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.
00:58:30She will not bother you again.
00:58:33I swear.
00:58:33Don't worry about it.
00:58:38I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:58:45I never dated her.
00:58:48We weren't a thing.
00:58:49Not a brand of her.
00:58:59Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:59:01She said that I would never be able to handle you.
00:59:14She said that I would never be able to handle you, satisfy you in bed.
00:59:30That I was too much of a kid, and that you'd never be into me.
00:59:45Is that true?
00:59:46That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:59:53But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:59:57I'm supposed to protect you.
00:59:58When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.
01:00:10And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
01:00:18What did you regret?
01:00:20Not doing this sooner.
01:00:21What did you regret?
01:00:43What did you regret?
01:00:44What did you regret?
01:00:45what the hell am i doing why did you stop again you're playing with fire harper your dad is
01:01:00going to kill me i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things i get up to this isn't
01:01:07about mark it's about you and me so whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of
01:01:12yours you need to kill it i'm too dangerous so you're saying the kiss was a mistake
01:01:22i should forget this ever happened it's for the best harper there's a reason i don't let people
01:01:30close to me yeah it's because you're a coward you're allowed to be mad at me just admit it
01:01:38you led me on and then you got cold feet just be a man and own it it's not don't you're a psycho
01:01:45just trying to protect you
01:01:55morning
01:02:03i'm not hungry
01:02:07you need to eat
01:02:12no what i need is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:02:26are we even now
01:02:33you bageled me and you made me strip tease for you
01:02:37what's wrong get up i hate seeing you like this
01:02:42you should have thought about that before you broke my heart
01:02:45columbia university gallery exhibition featuring the work of students
01:03:02arper reeves
01:03:04i'm going to make this up to you
01:03:09promise
01:03:11has mr colin seen this harper you're like michael fucking angelo
01:03:23nope and he's never going to
01:03:29huh
01:03:30i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening
01:03:32why would i invite an asshole who led me on
01:03:36oh hey hey let's forget about that douchebag
01:03:41okay you need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class
01:03:45and i am not letting you fail
01:03:47stop moping
01:03:48let's go wine and dine some rich people
01:03:51okay
01:03:52okay
01:04:06wow how long do you think this took to paint christina
01:04:10like a million hours
01:04:12who the fuck cares
01:04:14we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:04:17make sure no one's coming
01:04:21i think i hear them coming let's go
01:04:45one last touch
01:04:47good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:05:00heartburn
01:05:01tonight is gonna be perfect
01:05:07no no no no my final project
01:05:14how am i gonna graduate
01:05:17why would someone do this to me
01:05:19harper
01:05:24harper i'm kind of confused
01:05:28is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:05:31is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:05:36don't say that
01:05:39it's obviously her self-portrait
01:05:42did you do this
01:05:50christina
01:05:52if i don't sell my work tonight i'm gonna fail the class
01:05:56we're gonna report you to the dean christina
01:05:58you're not gonna get away with this
01:06:00guess what
01:06:01you have no proof
01:06:02good luck with that losers
01:06:05that's what you get for fucking with me
01:06:09harper
01:06:10harper
01:06:11there's the student i've been looking for
01:06:14i can explain
01:06:15harper
01:06:19is this your work
01:06:22it's so ugly
01:06:24isn't it professor
01:06:25we have to fail harper
01:06:28it looks like a complete joke
01:06:30ladies
01:06:31i assure you harper knew what she was doing
01:06:34in fact
01:06:36guests just bought this piece
01:06:38wait what
01:06:40who would buy this crap
01:06:42i will
01:06:42who would buy this piece of crap
01:06:57i will
01:06:58it's you
01:07:01you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party
01:07:05christina don't be rude
01:07:07don't you know who this is
01:07:09chris collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:07:13there's no way
01:07:15that's okay professor
01:07:16not everyone has taste
01:07:17how much for this painting
01:07:21oh no
01:07:22you are starting price is 18
01:07:24done
01:07:29wait
01:07:32eighteen hundred dollars
01:07:34you can study at this school or not
01:07:36we haven't sold one single painting for less than eighteen thousand dollars
01:07:40you're telling me this gun pulling whiskey chugging whack ass grandpa just has eighteen thousand dollars sitting in his bank account
01:07:50here's two mil
01:07:53take the rest and buy art supplies whatever it is you need to get for harper's sake
01:07:59sir
01:08:00mr collins this is too much
01:08:02oh my god oh my god
01:08:04are you fucking kidding me
01:08:07are you fucking kidding me
01:08:11language miss hawkes
01:08:13don't tell me what to do old lady
01:08:15who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars
01:08:20my father still runs this university
01:08:23money runs this university
01:08:25and i'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:08:30for disciplinary action
01:08:32you're going to get us expelled
01:08:36professor you can't
01:08:38please
01:08:38getting expelled sounds
01:08:40just about right to me
01:08:42no wait professor
01:08:43not so fast
01:08:44what the fuck else do you want from me
01:08:47oh my fool
01:08:51i can't believe that you two would do something like this
01:09:00good luck proving it was us
01:09:02knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me
01:09:09i don't need to ruin your lives
01:09:11those dresses though
01:09:14wait what
01:09:15huh
01:09:16what was it that you two said
01:09:35oh right good luck proving it was me
01:09:39the chancellor wants you two in his office now
01:09:45you're being suspended
01:09:46let's go
01:09:48why are you grabbing us
01:09:49they're the ones who did this
01:09:50arrest them
01:09:51let's go
01:09:52oh i'm gonna have to get this on camera
01:09:55i'll see you later
01:09:56congratulations on the sale miss reeves
01:10:02chris that was 18 grand
01:10:04that's 18 000 dollars
01:10:07seriously
01:10:08i thought it'd be more expensive
01:10:11what happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:10:20he um
01:10:23i mean i
01:10:26i was an idiot
01:10:29and i'm sorry
01:10:30but i think this might help
01:10:32show you how much i want you
01:10:35a blindfold
01:10:50i want you harper
01:10:53i want to do things to you
01:10:54bad things
01:10:59but only if you want me to
01:11:03i do
01:11:06why'd we stop
01:11:19i've been waiting so long for this
01:11:22i'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer
01:11:26because i have to go wrap up the show
01:11:28and i'll wait for you
01:11:34wear that for me tonight
01:11:37harper
01:11:44harper
01:11:46hello
01:11:47earth to harper
01:11:48you need to look at this
01:11:50can it wait maria
01:11:51i'm having
01:11:52very inappropriate thoughts
01:11:55about my father's business partner
01:11:56no
01:11:57no that's what i need to tell you about
01:11:59harper look
01:12:00you've got the fuck i swear
01:12:04the guns and the money it's not just for show
01:12:06harper he's dangerous
01:12:08you need to move out now
01:12:10you can't keep living with him
01:12:11i need to talk to him
01:12:13okay
01:12:13harper
01:12:14taxi for harper
01:12:25harper
01:12:25oi
01:12:28hey let go of me
01:12:30stop it
01:12:31please
01:12:32please let me go
01:12:42if it's money
01:12:44if it's money i'll give you however much you want
01:12:46harper harper harper harper
01:12:50harper
01:12:52harper
01:12:52ryan
01:12:54why are you doing this we broke up
01:12:56we broke up because you've been fucking that old man
01:13:00you psycho
01:13:01he had nothing to do with our breakup
01:13:03he humiliated me
01:13:07but luckily for me
01:13:09your little boyfriend
01:13:10what does he have
01:13:12he has some dangerous enemies
01:13:14ain't that right fellas
01:13:15once he arrives
01:13:18to save his little princess
01:13:20well
01:13:23we don't need to get into the gory details
01:13:24do we
01:13:25no
01:13:25no
01:13:26you can just watch
01:13:28no
01:13:30no no no
01:13:31no
01:13:32no
01:13:32no
01:13:33a trap
01:13:51what the hell
01:13:53not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:14:12i hope you don't mind i wanted our first time to be special harper
01:14:19before you sleep with my daughter
01:14:21you should probably know where she is first
01:14:24hey crap i can explain
01:14:30you're gonna explain
01:14:31but first
01:14:33you know my daughter better than i do
01:14:38is that text a prank
01:14:40harper's in trouble we need to go
01:14:43should we have some fun with you
01:14:48after we kill
01:14:49leather gramps
01:14:50should we make him watch
01:14:54looks like he's here
01:15:01are you ready
01:15:02to see
01:15:03your boyfriend
01:15:05die harper
01:15:06huh
01:15:07get ready boys
01:15:09i'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:15:25that's what happens chris when you mess around with my shit
01:15:33what's the matter tough guy
01:15:52what
01:15:53can't talk without your little bodyguards
01:15:55let me go
01:16:02i already told you once
01:16:05you should have listened to me then
01:16:07i'm gonna kill you god damn dick
01:16:12are you okay
01:16:31did he hurt you
01:16:33chris
01:16:35i put you in
01:16:37in danger
01:16:37you should run far away from me and my package
01:16:40when it comes to you harper
01:16:42i'm willing to take my chances
01:16:44would someone
01:16:51like to tell me what the fuck is going on
01:16:55oh my god dad what the hell
01:17:00it's okay
01:17:01i'll handle it
01:17:02i want to hear it from my daughter
01:17:04why are you making out with my best friend harper
01:17:07i want an answer now before i
01:17:08before i kill him
01:17:09no dad
01:17:10look
01:17:11i know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:17:14but
01:17:15deep down
01:17:17i know that
01:17:18you just want me to be safe
01:17:22chris makes me feel safe
01:17:27please don't be mad
01:17:29you're wrong about that
01:17:32it's not deep down
01:17:34it's not deep down
01:17:36it is the most important thing to me
01:17:39your happiness
01:17:40if that means being with chris
01:17:44then he better not screw this up
01:17:47or i will make him regret it
01:17:50i believe you
01:17:52you
01:17:54keep her safe
01:17:56with my goddamn life
01:18:00with my goddamn life
01:18:00you remember my instructions
01:18:17yes
01:18:18yes
01:18:19yes daddy
01:18:32say it
01:18:35i want you to beg for it
01:18:45i want you to fuck me daddy
01:18:51i want you to beg for it
01:18:52i want you to beg for it
01:18:53i want you to beg for it
01:19:09Daddy, say it, or I'll punish you.
01:19:27Don't stop, Daddy.
01:19:39I'll come around you, but without you, don't know where I'd be.
01:19:43Out of sight.
01:19:46Are you sure about that?
01:19:51One more night.
01:19:55You and I.
01:20:02Friction.
01:20:03You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:20:05You can either uncuff me, or fuck me.
01:20:26You know I'm dangerous.
01:20:30Rich or I.
01:20:32Do your worst, Daddy.
01:20:58Once I started, let's stop it.
01:21:00I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:21:11You're different.
01:21:12Ready for round five?
01:21:30Stop it, I'm sore.
01:21:32Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:21:36What if I don't?
01:21:37What was that?
01:21:41Crap, it's my dad.
01:21:43Honey, you home?
01:21:44Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:21:46Stop it.
01:21:47Come in, Carole.
01:21:48I told you I was busy.
01:21:53This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:21:56If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:59Okay, I will.
01:22:00Can you get out?
01:22:02I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:22:18Can I please just open my eyes?
01:22:20No.
01:22:20Please keep them covered.
01:22:23I want to give a speech.
01:22:24And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:22:26I get nervous when I open up.
01:22:29You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:22:34Just get on with it.
01:22:36What I do for a living, the not-so-legal part,
01:22:41it's dangerous for me to let people into my life
01:22:46and for me to be...
01:22:50Vulnerable?
01:22:52Yeah.
01:22:53But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:59You're like a magnet, Harper,
01:23:01and I want to be around you forever.
01:23:04So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:23:19I'm moving you in there.
01:23:22As a graduation present.
01:23:25And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:23:31Only if you want to.
01:23:36Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:23:40Are you serious?
01:23:42What's wrong?
01:23:44Is it tacky?
01:23:46I liked it.
01:23:47I thought...
01:23:47Deal!
01:23:52But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:23:56Which is?
01:23:57You have to move in there with me.
01:24:00Deal.
01:24:01Deal.
01:24:02Deal.
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