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How to Tame a Silver Fox RShort
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00:00:00You
00:00:04But I'm here to protect you. You better listen to everything I say. That's my dad's best friend Chris Collins
00:00:09He was sent here to keep me safe
00:00:14What did you get yourself into Harper?
00:00:17You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age? Harper, that is so nasty
00:00:23I don't kiss and I don't make love Harper. Maybe I'm into that. I'm too dangerous
00:00:35You know what's not cute? Be jealous
00:00:42It's in it you're jealous
00:00:45What the hell is happening to me? I slept with my dad's best friend
00:00:49You know I'm dangerous. I'll beat you alive
00:00:54Do your worst to daddy
00:01:08Oh looking good girl
00:01:19There's another creep just my luck
00:01:27Please pick up
00:01:30Hi dad um I'm stuck and I I need you to come help me
00:01:38Sure thing hun
00:01:40Are you seriously screwing someone right now? He'll be there soon
00:01:44Hmm
00:01:50Drugging girls my club you must have a death wish
00:01:59You got the wrong guy swear
00:02:08Shut up you have the worst timing
00:02:11Hey you know that favor you owe me
00:02:14I'm cashing it in
00:02:17Now
00:02:24What are you doing?
00:02:25What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:02:33It's nice and warm in the back of my trap
00:02:36You get away from me creep
00:02:38You've got a mouth on you don't you?
00:02:41It's nice and warm in the back of my trap
00:02:43Stop
00:02:44Let's see what else he can do
00:02:48What the hell?
00:02:57Mr. Collins?
00:02:58That's in his best friend?
00:03:00You're shivering
00:03:19Come on kiddo
00:03:20Kiddo?
00:03:21Why is he still calling me that? I'm a grown-ass woman
00:03:24Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what? Let's go
00:03:29I haven't seen mr. Collins in like five Christmases
00:03:42No
00:03:49Something wrong
00:03:51Um
00:03:53Your arm is
00:03:58Wet
00:04:00From the rain
00:04:03Wipe it then
00:04:04There's no rain up there.
00:04:27Rain, sorry.
00:04:32So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:04:34I thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags, not picking up
00:04:43some guy's daughter.
00:04:49Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:04:54I don't do small talk.
00:04:57I didn't do that.
00:04:59Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:05:05I need to pick something.
00:05:06No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:05:09I am 22 years old.
00:05:10Exactly, kiddo.
00:05:11Shut up.
00:05:12You're not that much older than me.
00:05:15Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise
00:05:19nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest
00:05:22of the year and nobody...
00:05:23If I take you, will you shut up?
00:05:28Yes.
00:05:29I'll be quick.
00:05:49You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:05:51It's not safe.
00:05:55Has it been like this the whole time?
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:58Why didn't you say something?
00:06:00I just did.
00:06:01You freaking creep!
00:06:04Give me a jacket or something.
00:06:05When you're done checking me out,
00:06:35I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:06:38I was not checking you out.
00:06:40That was a yawn.
00:06:41Sure it was, kiddo.
00:06:42It's past your bedtime.
00:06:47Stop calling me kid.
00:07:02You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:07:04This is a small kickback.
00:07:14Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:07:16Does your dad know about that?
00:07:19Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:07:24but he doesn't live here and neither do you.
00:07:27Yeah, about that.
00:07:28I live here now.
00:07:29He put me in charge.
00:07:31And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:07:33Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:07:34This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:07:39You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:07:51I don't have another choice.
00:07:53I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college,
00:07:58and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:08:03Fine.
00:08:04Have your kickback.
00:08:06Or not.
00:08:07Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:08:10I don't need you to look after me.
00:08:17Who is that?
00:08:20No.
00:08:20I'm going to kill you?
00:08:27Count your days, slut?
00:08:28It's not a big deal.
00:08:30I can explain.
00:08:31This is your ex, Brian.
00:08:33Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:08:36You guys were spying on me?
00:08:38Mark cares about your safety.
00:08:41That's the only reason I'm here.
00:08:43It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:08:46Your choice.
00:08:50You are not living here.
00:08:56I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:08:59I don't need a babysitter.
00:09:02Then stop acting like a baby.
00:09:06You better not show your face in there.
00:09:08I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:09:18God damn it.
00:09:19Promise to Mark.
00:09:30Whoa.
00:09:31Who's this?
00:09:32Bob Grandpa?
00:09:34Grandpa?
00:09:35He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:09:38Huh?
00:09:38Remind me of why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:09:49I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:09:51Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:09:54And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:09:57Hi, hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca too.
00:10:07I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:10:10Duh.
00:10:11I didn't miss it.
00:10:14It's really nice to meet you.
00:10:17Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:10:21Thanks, Heather.
00:10:24Oh, it's Harper.
00:10:27Enjoy the party!
00:10:32I guess this bottle and the gallon makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:10:37Where's Harper?
00:10:40Harper?
00:10:40Forget Harper.
00:10:45Hang out with me.
00:10:47I know somewhere we can talk.
00:10:51I know somewhere we can talk.
00:10:55I don't like talking.
00:10:56Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:10:58Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:11:02Talk or no talk?
00:11:04You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:11:08For that nobody, Harper?
00:11:11Sorry, ladies.
00:11:12I don't like my women.
00:11:14Desperate.
00:11:17Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:11:22Huh?
00:11:22Oh, he really picked Harper over us?
00:11:26I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:11:41Oh, Harper, hey!
00:11:44Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:11:48Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:11:51Ew!
00:11:52Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course you can.
00:11:54You're, you're like, your school royalty.
00:11:57Thanks.
00:11:58You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:12:03We're, we're friends?
00:12:05Of course!
00:12:08I have to pee.
00:12:10Wait for me?
00:12:11Uh, yeah, of course.
00:12:12I was just moving right outside my own room.
00:12:14What dirt can I find?
00:12:25What dirt can I find?
00:12:25Oh, this is gold!
00:12:37Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:12:45Time to shut your loser party down.
00:12:48I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:13:01I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:13:05What the hell?
00:13:19Hi!
00:13:19.
00:13:20Attention everybody!
00:13:23Hello!
00:13:28You all seem a little bored.
00:13:31Hi, hush!
00:13:32Why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's Diary?
00:13:42Let's see.
00:13:44Dear Diary, Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:13:49Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:13:52Aw, Harper.
00:13:55Daddy issues much?
00:13:56No! I just need to give it back!
00:14:05Dad's friend Chris is like a DILF.
00:14:10That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:14:13And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:14:20You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:14:24Kerper, that is so nasty!
00:14:27No, Christina, it's not true!
00:14:29Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:14:32Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:14:41Let's pull right down.
00:14:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:14:54Fuck this!
00:14:55No, no, no, no, no!
00:14:56No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:14:57Fuck this!
00:15:02Fuck this!
00:15:03Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:15:33You are supposed to get rid of him!
00:15:41Come to her party, you take advantage of her kindness, and you make fun of her family life?
00:15:46It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:15:48The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:15:53Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:15:58That's enough. Let her go.
00:16:03One last thing.
00:16:06What the hell is wrong with you?
00:16:10You're too old to be this petty!
00:16:12You're damn right I'm petty. Let's get one thing straight.
00:16:15Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:16:18If you mess with her again, fuck you up.
00:16:25But we're literally just Pearl!
00:16:27I don't give a fuck! Everyone out! The fuck out!
00:16:31What the hell was that?
00:16:38What the hell was that?
00:16:40What the hell was that?
00:16:43What the hell was that?
00:17:00She hurt you.
00:17:01Chris, I'm fine.
00:17:03Chris, I said I'm fine!
00:17:06You're crying.
00:17:13Why are you crying?
00:17:14I won't understand.
00:17:16Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:17:18They just tried to hurt you.
00:17:19I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:17:23Stupid. I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:17:27You just embarrassed me in front of-
00:17:28I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:17:29And she's the queen of ours-
00:17:30I said stop!
00:17:31I said stop!
00:17:35I don't care if she runs the school.
00:17:38We'll find you another school.
00:17:40I'm here to keep you safe.
00:17:42You keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:17:46Just because you run some sort of shady business-
00:17:48I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:17:53I told you to stop calling me that.
00:17:58And I told you to stop acting like love.
00:18:04Oh yeah?
00:18:07If I'm such a kid-
00:18:08What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:18:16Sorry, kid.
00:18:17That's my gun.
00:18:18You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:18:23You better not be here tomorrow.
00:18:28You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:18:49I don't care what my dad says.
00:18:51I don't care what my dad says.
00:18:58Oh!
00:18:59God.
00:19:07What?
00:19:14What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:19:17No.
00:19:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:19:24It cannot be happening.
00:19:25He's gonna be back in any second.
00:19:35You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:19:37I don't wanna, I don't wanna play.
00:19:42What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:19:45Oh, I'm the perv?
00:19:47You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:19:52I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:19:58Uncuff me.
00:19:59What are your manners?
00:20:06Say please.
00:20:10I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:20:15Give me the key.
00:20:16You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:20:26Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:20:29Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:20:35Rule number one.
00:20:38There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:20:41You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:20:45So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,
00:20:48you better listen to everything I say.
00:20:51I can take care of myself.
00:20:52Rule number two.
00:20:54No talking back.
00:20:56I am the last guy you wanna piss off.
00:21:06Rule number three.
00:21:07Don't start any games.
00:21:12You're not ready to play.
00:21:29So what else do you have planned today?
00:21:30My plans are none of your concerns.
00:21:31Here in the regular, no violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:21:44You can have your privacy.
00:21:47Until sunset.
00:21:49What does that mean?
00:21:51We have curfew.
00:21:55We have curfew.
00:22:18How's my daughter?
00:22:20Um, hot.
00:22:22What was that?
00:22:24Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:22:25Why the hell did I say that?
00:22:27That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:22:29Is she back from class?
00:22:31She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:22:34Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:22:36She's fine, Mark.
00:22:38Good. You're my best friend.
00:22:40You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:22:42You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:50You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:54We'll be different.
00:22:56Where do you go?
00:22:58Here's ourары like this.
00:23:00Here's our1st cup, stay here, just for a little left.
00:23:03We'll be better prepared to clean up and move après.
00:23:05No, this is fun.
00:23:07I need you guys to lay down, for some reason.
00:23:10Here's our7th cup.
00:23:13This is perfect.
00:23:16Here's the box.
00:23:18We'll be better at dinner today,
00:23:19Here's our show to watch bars.
00:23:21Before we go, I've been back,
00:23:24You're a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:23:30Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble
00:23:31when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:23:45Oh, excuse me.
00:23:47We're filming.
00:23:48Filming?
00:23:49Filming what?
00:23:50Some real hot stuff.
00:23:52Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:23:53Go find a room somewhere else.
00:23:55I'm looking for Harper Reeves.
00:23:57It says her location is here.
00:23:59So step aside before I make you.
00:24:02Mm, nope.
00:24:03Harper is my best friend.
00:24:04And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:24:07Hey, wait!
00:24:08Wait!
00:24:08Wait!
00:24:09Wait!
00:24:09Wait!
00:24:16He looks so sexy.
00:24:18Keep going.
00:24:19Harper?
00:24:23You shouldn't be here.
00:24:29You shouldn't be here.
00:24:31I tried to stop him.
00:24:34Hey!
00:24:36No, Harper.
00:24:37You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:24:38What do you think you're doing here?
00:24:40It's for a class project.
00:24:42Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:24:44Class my ass.
00:24:45Is that what you want to do?
00:24:46You told her to get her here?
00:24:47I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:24:49Chris, stop!
00:24:49Not until I pummel this creep.
00:24:51Then the camera's next.
00:24:53Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:24:54Not the camera.
00:24:54That's a thousand dollars.
00:24:55You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:24:59That is enough!
00:25:00These look amazing, Harper.
00:25:17Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:25:19Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:25:20No one's going to see these.
00:25:22Deleting them.
00:25:23What?
00:25:24That is art!
00:25:26Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those
00:25:29creeps a lap dance.
00:25:33See how much my dad likes that?
00:25:38Your choice.
00:25:43The camera is.
00:25:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:25:49You asshole!
00:25:50If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down
00:25:56your throat.
00:25:57You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:26:00What the fuck is your problem?
00:26:07We're leaving.
00:26:08Now.
00:26:09So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:26:20I did it for your own good.
00:26:22You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:26:26You need me around for your safety.
00:26:28Because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:26:31You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:26:33Like a piece of meat.
00:26:34My classmate?
00:26:37It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:26:43Jealous?
00:26:44Jealous?
00:26:50You're cute, Harper.
00:26:51I'll give you that.
00:26:53And those things you do?
00:26:55They're cute, too.
00:26:56You know what's not cute?
00:27:00Me jealous.
00:27:02Now, you were right.
00:27:03I'm in some shady business.
00:27:04And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:27:08But you better not test me.
00:27:10Or I'll break you.
00:27:14In more than one way, Harper.
00:27:16Well, guess what?
00:27:22You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:27:27Just admit that you want me.
00:27:35What the hell is happening to me?
00:27:38There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:27:42Put your seatbelt on.
00:27:43You know what, Chris?
00:27:45You want to be my bodyguard?
00:27:47Fine.
00:27:48But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:27:51Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:27:54So?
00:27:57Are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:28:00No.
00:28:02Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:28:04Oh my God, Maria.
00:28:05No.
00:28:05Ew.
00:28:07That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:28:10He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:28:12And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:28:16I don't know.
00:28:17But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:28:20Um, wait.
00:28:22You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:28:27Think about it.
00:28:28We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:28:34The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:28:36So that's step one.
00:28:37Hmm.
00:28:38You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:28:41He was jealous, Harps.
00:28:43Yeah, right.
00:28:44Jealous of me?
00:28:45I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:28:47He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:28:52Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:28:55Jealous over you.
00:28:56It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:29:00So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:29:05Until he snaps.
00:29:06And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:29:10And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time.
00:29:15Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:29:19Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:29:22Because I get what I want.
00:29:24Mm-hmm.
00:29:35Sexy outfit.
00:29:36Check.
00:29:38Popcorn.
00:29:39Check.
00:29:39A notebook.
00:29:40The only movie that can make a guy cry.
00:29:43Check.
00:29:45What do you want?
00:29:56You done giving me the salad treatment?
00:29:58Um, popcorn?
00:30:00Harper, you idiot.
00:30:02Seduce him.
00:30:04I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:30:09But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:30:13Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:30:14I have a date, but that's not important.
00:30:18Your pulse is racing.
00:30:20What's going on?
00:30:22Oh.
00:30:24Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:30:26Uh-uh.
00:30:27No, I just...
00:30:29I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:30:33But it's...
00:30:34Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:30:47Oh, what about your date?
00:30:51Oh, what about your date?
00:31:03Jane.
00:31:05Please, Jane.
00:31:07Jane.
00:31:08Jane.
00:31:08I don't know.
00:31:08How are you not crying?
00:31:16This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:31:19Because it's not real.
00:31:21This is ridiculous.
00:31:23No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:31:28It's true love.
00:31:29There's no such thing as true love.
00:31:33Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:31:36Or.
00:31:39Maybe.
00:31:41You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:31:44And there are batteries in your back.
00:31:54What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:32:00What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:32:05Now, come on.
00:32:07Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:32:08Shh.
00:32:12Ah!
00:32:13Ah!
00:32:14Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:32:16I'm not a toy.
00:32:17I'll ruin you.
00:32:18Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:32:21As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:32:28Not a lie.
00:32:30You are a beautiful woman.
00:32:32And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:32:35You can't handle me.
00:32:37Try me.
00:32:38I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:32:44I don't kiss.
00:32:46And I don't make love, Harper.
00:32:50Maybe I'm into that.
00:32:52No.
00:32:53I don't think you are.
00:32:55What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:33:00I don't want any more.
00:33:02And even when you're working for me, I never let you go.
00:33:11Just...
00:33:12Shut up and watch the movie.
00:33:15I'm sorry.
00:33:16I love you.
00:33:18This is the last thing I can do for you.
00:33:28You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:33:31Not be seduced by him.
00:33:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:33:38I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:33:42You're late, Big Daddy.
00:33:45But you sound pissed.
00:33:47So I'll wait.
00:33:50You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:33:52Not tonight.
00:33:54Busy.
00:33:55Busy?
00:33:58Maybe for me you're not.
00:34:00Where the hell could you possibly be?
00:34:03Are you with another woman?
00:34:05Woman?
00:34:06No.
00:34:09Not a woman.
00:34:12Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:34:22Not this guy.
00:34:24Who's my number?
00:34:33Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:34:37Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:34:39She's going to be the death of me.
00:34:59Kid.
00:35:00Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:05Stay.
00:35:14Stay.
00:35:18Dammit, Harper.
00:35:20I don't know.
00:35:50You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:36:08Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:36:11Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:36:13I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:36:15His business partner.
00:36:17I'm a dead girl walking.
00:36:18No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:36:27So, so we didn't?
00:36:30No.
00:36:32Because you're still alive.
00:36:34Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:36:37One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:36:40You don't know that.
00:36:41Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:36:46Oh yeah?
00:36:47Explain that.
00:36:49That's Mourningwood, sweetheart.
00:36:52Don't get your hopes up.
00:36:53We're not on a nickname basis.
00:36:56You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:37:00Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:37:07Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:37:16What's wrong?
00:37:17Not as adventurous as you thought you were.
00:37:19I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:37:23I'm going to go for a walk.
00:37:26With my friend.
00:37:29Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:37:30Bye.
00:37:30Well, that's all you.
00:38:00So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:38:17Struggling much?
00:38:30I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:38:49I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:38:55Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:39:00That's not...
00:39:07No underwear?
00:39:15That's bad manners, Angel.
00:39:19What are you gonna do?
00:39:21Punish you.
00:39:28I don't know.
00:39:34What are you?
00:39:38You don't know me?
00:39:39I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:39:48Would you complain about that, princess?
00:39:51Let's you do your worst.
00:39:54Let's you do your worst.
00:39:58Mom.
00:40:09I'm sorry.
00:40:11I can't let this happen.
00:40:12What the heck?
00:40:13Why are you stopping?
00:40:18You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:40:23But...
00:40:24But what about...
00:40:25There's no buts.
00:40:28Can't let this happen again.
00:40:29Let this happen again.
00:40:40Hot block!
00:40:46You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:40:48You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:40:52You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:40:56That was part of the plan!
00:40:58I can't even go back to my own place now, I'm so embarrassed.
00:41:01Was it...
00:41:03Big?
00:41:05So big.
00:41:07Look, I don't wanna talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:41:10It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:41:15Wait, what do you mean?
00:41:16He's a sex freak?
00:41:18Like...
00:41:19BDSM?
00:41:20The whole nine yards.
00:41:21Whips.
00:41:22Chains.
00:41:23Handcuffs.
00:41:25My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:41:27Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:41:30Wait.
00:41:31Do you think he's gonna show up to the Alumni Gala tonight?
00:41:34Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy!
00:41:37Crap.
00:41:38What if he is coming?
00:41:39Then you're gonna have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:41:58Stop missing with that.
00:42:00You're gonna flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:42:03You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:42:05How else are you gonna woo your man?
00:42:08He's not my man.
00:42:13I hope you're not talking about me.
00:42:15Ew!
00:42:16Leave, Brian!
00:42:17She doesn't want to speak to you!
00:42:19You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:42:22Harps?
00:42:24Huh?
00:42:28What do you want, Brian?
00:42:32Just five minutes.
00:42:36Fine.
00:42:37But, Harper, are you sure?
00:42:39It's okay, maybe if I talk to him they'll finally leave me alone.
00:42:41Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:54I want to get back together.
00:42:55You cheated on me.
00:42:56I deserve better, Brian, and it's not gonna be from you.
00:43:00But that was months ago.
00:43:01Huh?
00:43:02Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:43:03This isn't about payback.
00:43:04I've moved on, and you should too.
00:43:05What do you mean, moved on?
00:43:07Hmm?
00:43:08What do you mean, moved on?
00:43:09Hmm?
00:43:10Are you fucking other guys?
00:43:11You slut!
00:43:12Hmm?
00:43:13Get off me!
00:43:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:43:15Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:43:16Show me.
00:43:17Show me!
00:43:18Let go of me!
00:43:19Let go of me!
00:43:20I'm sorry, Brian, and it's not gonna be from you.
00:43:22I'm sorry, Brian, and it's not gonna be from you.
00:43:23It's not gonna be from you.
00:43:24But that was months ago.
00:43:25Huh?
00:43:26Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:43:27This isn't about payback.
00:43:28I've moved on, and you should too.
00:43:29What do you mean, moved on?
00:43:30Hmm?
00:43:31You fucking other guys?
00:43:32You slut!
00:43:33Hmm?
00:43:34Get off me!
00:43:35Stop!
00:43:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:43:37Let me see them.
00:43:38Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:43:40Show me.
00:43:41Show me!
00:43:42Let go of me!
00:43:44There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:43:47I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:43:49A drink?
00:43:50I don't have time for this.
00:43:52You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:43:55That's not happening.
00:43:56Ever.
00:43:58Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:44:01Me?
00:44:02We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:44:05Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:44:08It's not a threat.
00:44:09It's a fact.
00:44:16You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:44:18But I'm not gonna come after you.
00:44:20I'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:44:28Help me!
00:44:29Help!
00:44:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:44:33Stop it!
00:44:34That's enough!
00:44:36Good girl.
00:44:38You are gonna regret that, you bitch.
00:44:40I don't think she will, actually.
00:44:43That's for calling her a bitch.
00:44:46And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:44:49You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:44:53You okay?
00:44:57Take her, you psychopaths.
00:44:58Just fucking use goods anyways.
00:44:59Stop it!
00:45:00You're gonna kill him.
00:45:01Good.
00:45:02He's not worth it.
00:45:03Let's go.
00:45:04If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:45:09I promise.
00:45:10Let's go.
00:45:11Let's go.
00:45:12Let's go.
00:45:13Let's go.
00:45:14Let's go.
00:45:15Let's go.
00:45:16If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:45:19I promise.
00:45:20Let's go.
00:45:21Let's go.
00:45:22Let's go.
00:45:23Let's go.
00:45:24Let's go.
00:45:25Let's go.
00:45:44Fuck.
00:45:47Chris, you almost killed him.
00:45:50Should we call 911?
00:45:52Seriously, Harper?
00:45:53He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:45:56I handled myself just fine.
00:45:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:46:17You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:46:23So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:46:32Hm.
00:46:34Let's see who you are.
00:46:36Do we have to do this?
00:46:49What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:46:51Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:46:55Let's swim.
00:46:56Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:46:57So yes.
00:46:58We have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:47:02Everything that your ex can use against you.
00:47:16I'm gonna throw up.
00:47:17I'm gonna throw up.
00:47:20Breathe.
00:47:23And do this.
00:47:47I'm gonna throw up.
00:47:52I'm right here.
00:47:53Don't focus on the water.
00:47:54Just look at me.
00:48:02It's not hard to do.
00:48:03I'm gonna throw it out.
00:48:05Wait.
00:48:06Wait.
00:48:07It's okay.
00:48:12Wait.
00:48:13Wait.
00:48:16It's okay.
00:48:17It's okay.
00:48:19It's okay.
00:48:25It's okay.
00:48:26You're fine.
00:48:28You're fine Harper.
00:48:29just breathe just keep breathing how are you feeling
00:48:48fine just insanely distracted ready for the next step
00:48:59i don't know if i'm ready i'll hold your hand the whole time
00:49:08i thought you didn't make love what
00:49:14oh my god oh my god you're talking about swimming
00:49:20you're talking about swimming
00:49:25what goes on in that head of yours
00:49:27i want you to get used to being underwater
00:49:41parker
00:49:55parker
00:49:57what happened what happened you blacked out you're okay you're okay
00:50:11you did amazing you're just going to get better and better
00:50:19i can't do this
00:50:24it's okay we'll try again no more just kiss me
00:50:28you're dead won't like this don't think about him if you want me then kiss me
00:50:38if you want me then kiss me i don't think you understand what you're getting into i'm a dangerous
00:50:44man harper
00:50:46just say you don't want me
00:50:58does that feel like i don't want you
00:51:02i want you
00:51:03and i told you not to mess with me you're going to get hurt
00:51:17what the hell what are you doing we need to talk about this first inside with our minds not our
00:51:28cross
00:51:29why are you being such a tease you grandpa i'm not a tease i just care about you
00:51:35so you are a grandpa just as much as you're a kid
00:51:38come on let's go inside no i need a moment to cool off
00:51:50i'm gonna shout
00:51:51so this is where chris has been lately running a daycare who are you and what are you doing
00:52:19in my house who are you and what are you doing in my house i'm elena kaufman the heiress of the
00:52:28kaufman motor industries i noticed how closely you and chris collins were at the gala
00:52:35i wanted to warn you he might be sexy but you don't know how dangerous he really is sweetheart
00:52:42yeah he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house
00:52:46oh honey i go where i want plus i keep tabs on our mutual friend
00:52:55you've been tracking him what kind of psycho are you the same kind he is
00:53:01let's just say chris and i have explored each other very intimately
00:53:06let's just say chris and i have explored each other very intimately i'm surprised
00:53:19doesn't look like you can handle him in bed just all around
00:53:25not intense enough for him not intense enough
00:53:28yeah well chris and i actually have a lot of fun oh please don't make me laugh i mean look at you
00:53:40you're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess pepper you're out of your league kid don't call me that
00:53:48you want to know how chris likes the fuck he likes to take you from behind handcuff you so you can't run
00:54:00choke you out none of that kissing pillow talk well maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind
00:54:08because he doesn't because he doesn't like to look at your face
00:54:13he'll be bored of you and weak he actually lives here with me
00:54:17you're going to scare me
00:54:28help help me i can't swim
00:54:35help help i can't swim
00:54:47help
00:54:49Harper Harper
00:54:54smile for tmd please don't
00:54:58just crawl your way out idiot that's what you get for stealing my man
00:55:10Harper
00:55:17no come on
00:55:47Harper
00:55:56Harper
00:55:59breathe breathe breathe it's okay i got you
00:56:01you're safe
00:56:03i thought i was gonna die
00:56:05i thought i was gonna die
00:56:07you're okay just breathe just
00:56:10you're safe now
00:56:13way to downgrade chris
00:56:15i mean i know she can homewreck but she can't even swim it's pathetic
00:56:19homewreck
00:56:22Harper could never homewreck us
00:56:23she couldn't have she tried
00:56:30i need to come back to me baby
00:56:32you were just playing hard to get
00:56:33you were just playing hard to get so i got a little jealous
00:56:37she could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck
00:56:41i don't love you
00:56:53i don't love you and you almost killed
00:56:55Harper
00:56:55how was i supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim
00:57:02she's fine stop overreacting baby
00:57:04what are you doing
00:57:13what are you doing
00:57:15tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company
00:57:19has tanked on the stock market and why his major investors have pulled out their funds
00:57:24from kaufman motors you're going to tell dear old dad that it's because his psychotic
00:57:29daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt you got that
00:57:34are you threatening me no i'm telling you don't with people i care about
00:57:40get out of here wait please don't i'll i'll do anything please what are you doing
00:58:03chris no wait wait
00:58:10i'm sorry for the situation i put you in marber
00:58:30she will not bother you again i swear don't worry about it
00:58:36i guess we both have histories of dating crazies huh i've never dated her we weren't a thing
00:58:51a lot of brain to her
00:58:59are you seriously jealous right now
00:59:06she said that
00:59:11that i would never be able to handle you
00:59:17she said that
00:59:22that i would never be able to handle you
00:59:28satisfy you in bed
00:59:36that i was too much of a kid and that
00:59:40you'd never be into me
00:59:45is that true
00:59:49that's not how i feel harper
00:59:53but i don't know if i can tell you how i feel
00:59:55i'm supposed to protect you
01:00:03when i was in that pool i
01:00:06i really thought i was gonna die
01:00:11and all i could think about was all the things i regret never doing
01:00:15what did you regret
01:00:20not doing this sooner
01:00:33what the hell am i doing
01:00:54why don't you stop again
01:00:56you're playing with fire harper your dad is going to kill me
01:01:01i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things i get up to
01:01:06this isn't about mark
01:01:08it's about you and me
01:01:10so whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours you need to kill it
01:01:13i'm too dangerous
01:01:20so you're saying the kiss was a mistake and i should forget this ever happened
01:01:26it's for the best harper there's a reason i don't let people close to me
01:01:31yeah
01:01:34it's because you're a coward
01:01:36you're allowed to be mad at me
01:01:37just admit it
01:01:39you led me on and then you got cold feet just be a man and own it
01:01:42it's not don't you're a psycho
01:01:54just trying to protect you
01:02:03morning
01:02:06bagel i'm not hungry
01:02:07you need to eat
01:02:20no
01:02:21what i need
01:02:23is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:02:26are we even now
01:02:35bageled me and you made me strip tease for you
01:02:39what's wrong get up
01:02:40i hate seeing you like this
01:02:42you should have thought about that before you broke my heart
01:02:57columbia university gallery exhibition
01:03:01featuring the work of students
01:03:02harper reeves
01:03:08i'm going to make this up to you
01:03:11promise
01:03:11has mr colin seen this harper you're like michael fucking angelo
01:03:26nope
01:03:28and he's never going to
01:03:29huh
01:03:30i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening
01:03:33why would i invite an asshole who led me on
01:03:36oh hey hey
01:03:39let's forget about that douchebag okay you need to impress some fancy pants arts investor so you can
01:03:44pass this class and i am not letting you fail stop moping let's go wine and dine some rich people okay
01:03:54okay
01:04:02wow how long do you think this took to paint christina like a million hours
01:04:12who the fuck cares we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:04:20make sure no one's coming
01:04:32i think i hear them coming let's go
01:04:46one last touch
01:04:47good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:05:00heartburn
01:05:05tonight is gonna be perfect
01:05:08huh
01:05:09what
01:05:09no no no no no my my final project how am i gonna graduate why would someone do this to me
01:05:23harper
01:05:26harper i'm kind of confused is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:05:31is the painting supposed to be this ugly don't say that it's obviously her self-portrait
01:05:48did you do this christina if i don't sell my work tonight i'm gonna fail the class we're gonna report you
01:05:57to the dean christina you're not gonna get away with this guess what you have no proof
01:06:04good luck with that losers
01:06:06that's that's what you get for fucking with me harper harper harper
01:06:12there's the student i've been looking for professor i can explain
01:06:15harper is this your work it's so ugly isn't it professor we have to fail harper it looks like
01:06:29a complete choke ladies i assure you harper knew what she was doing in fact
01:06:36i guess just bought this piece wait what who would buy this crap i will
01:06:54who would buy this piece of crap i will
01:06:58it's you you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party christina don't be rude don't you know who this
01:07:09is chris collins is a renowned rare art collector there's no way that's okay professor not everyone
01:07:17has taste how much for this painting oh no our starting price is 18.
01:07:29done
01:07:32wait eighteen hundred dollars you can study at this school or not we haven't sold one single painting
01:07:38for less than eighteen thousand dollars you're telling me this gun pulling whiskey chugging
01:07:44whack-ass grandpa just has eighteen thousand dollars sitting in his bank account here's two
01:07:53mil take the rest and buy art supplies whatever it is you need to get for harper's sake sir mr
01:08:00collins this is too much oh my god oh my god are you kidding me are you kidding me
01:08:11language miss hawks don't tell me what to do old lady who cares if this old man gave you two million
01:08:19dollars my father still runs this university money runs this university and i'm going to report the
01:08:27two of you to the chancellor who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action
01:08:32you're going to get us expelled professor you can't please getting expelled sounds just about right
01:08:41to me no wait professor not so fast what the else do you want from me
01:08:47i can't believe that you two would do something like this good luck proving it was us
01:09:04knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me
01:09:08i don't need to ruin your lives it's dresses though wait what um
01:09:27this dress this is versace you asshole you're going to pay for this
01:09:34what was it that you two said oh right good luck proving it was me
01:09:43the chancellor wants you two in his office now you're being suspended let's go why are you grabbing
01:09:49us they're the ones who did this so arrest them let's go oh i'm gonna have to get this on camera
01:09:55i'll see you later congratulations on the sale miss reeves chris that was 18 grand that's 18 000
01:10:07seriously i thought it'd be more expensive
01:10:16what happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:10:20he um i mean i was an idiot and i'm sorry but i think this might help
01:10:34show you how much i want you
01:10:37i want you harper i want to do things to you
01:10:58bad things
01:10:59i'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer because i have to go wrap up the show
01:11:29and i'll wait for you
01:11:36wear that for me tonight
01:11:43harper harper hello earth to harper you need to look at this can it wait maria i'm having
01:11:52very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner no no that's what i need to tell
01:11:58you about harper look the guns and the money it's not just for show harper he's dangerous you need to
01:12:09move out now you can't keep living with him i need to talk to him okay harper
01:12:14water
01:12:23taxi for harper
01:12:25Hey, hey, let go of me, stop it!
01:12:40Please, please let me go.
01:12:43If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:12:53Ryan?
01:12:55Why are you doing this? We broke up.
01:12:58We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:13:00You psycho! He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:13:06He humiliated me!
01:13:08But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:13:12He has some dangerous enemies. Ain't that right, fellas?
01:13:18Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:13:22Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?
01:13:25No, no. You can just watch.
01:13:30No, no, no, no!
01:13:32No, no!
01:13:50A trap?
01:13:51What the hell?
01:13:52What the hell?
01:13:54What the hell?
01:13:57You're falling to my soul?
01:14:02Ooh, if I'm this world that hurts me so...
01:14:10Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:14:15I hope you don't mind.
01:14:16I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:14:19Before you sleep with my daughter,
01:14:21you should probably know where she is first.
01:14:29Hey, crap. I can explain.
01:14:31You're gonna explain.
01:14:33But first,
01:14:34you know my daughter better than I do.
01:14:38Is that text a prank?
01:14:40Harper's in trouble. We need to go.
01:14:46Should we have some fun with you
01:14:48after we kill
01:14:49Leather Graham?
01:14:52Should we make him watch?
01:14:57Oh!
01:14:59Looks like he's here.
01:15:01Are you ready
01:15:02to see your boyfriend
01:15:05die, Harper?
01:15:08Get ready, boys.
01:15:10I'm going to make you regret
01:15:24you ever touched her.
01:15:29That's what happens, Chris,
01:15:32when you mess around
01:15:33with my shit!
01:15:37What's the matter, tough guy?
01:15:52What?
01:15:53Can't talk without your little bodyguards?
01:16:01Let me go!
01:16:03I'll leave all this!
01:16:04Already told you once.
01:16:05You should have listened to me then.
01:16:07I'm going to kill you, you god damn dick.
01:16:12I'm going to kill you, you god damn dick.
01:16:12Are you okay?
01:16:23Are you okay?
01:16:32Did he hurt you?
01:16:33Chris, I put you in danger.
01:16:38You should run far away from me and my package.
01:16:41When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:16:50Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:16:58Oh my god, Dad, what the hell?
01:17:00It's okay. I'll handle it.
01:17:02I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:17:04Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:17:07I want an answer now before I kill him!
01:17:09No, Dad!
01:17:10Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:17:15But?
01:17:16Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:17:26Chris makes me feel safe.
01:17:28Please don't be mad.
01:17:29Well, you're wrong about that.
01:17:34It's not deep down.
01:17:36It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:17:39If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up, or I will make him regret it.
01:17:51I believe you.
01:17:53You keep her safe.
01:17:58With my goddamn life.
01:18:00Do you remember my instructions?
01:18:18Yes.
01:18:19Yes, Daddy.
01:18:32Yes, Daddy.
01:18:35Say it.
01:18:37Yes, Daddy.
01:18:38I want you to beg for it.
01:18:48I want you to fuck me, Daddy.
01:18:51Stop teasing.
01:19:04I want you to know.
01:19:10Daddy.
01:19:13Say it.
01:19:14Or I'll punish you.
01:19:15Don't stop, daddy.
01:19:45Are you sure about that?
01:20:02You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:20:07You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:20:15You know I'm dangerous.
01:20:30Rich am I.
01:20:34Do your worst, daddy.
01:20:45It's too late.
01:20:47To get by from yesterday.
01:20:52In my eyes.
01:20:55It's okay.
01:20:57Once I started, let's stop it.
01:21:00I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:21:10You're different.
01:21:15Ready for round five?
01:21:30Stop it.
01:21:31I'm sore.
01:21:32Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:21:36What if I don't?
01:21:39What was that?
01:21:40Crap, it's my dad.
01:21:42Honey, you home?
01:21:43Um, dad, I'm kinda busy right now.
01:21:45It's okay, I'm just gonna come in for a...
01:21:46Stop it!
01:21:47I told you I was busy.
01:21:51This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:21:55If you wanna get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:58Okay, I will.
01:21:59I...
01:22:00Can you get out?
01:22:01I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:22:17Can I please just open my eyes?
01:22:19No.
01:22:20Please keep them covered.
01:22:22I wanna give a speech.
01:22:24And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:22:26I get nervous when I open up.
01:22:29You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:22:33Just get on with it.
01:22:35What I do for a living.
01:22:38The not so legal part.
01:22:41It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:22:47And for me to be...
01:22:49Vulnerable?
01:22:51Yeah.
01:22:53But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:58You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:23:00And I wanna be around you.
01:23:01Forever.
01:23:02So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:23:04I'm moving you in there.
01:23:05As a graduation present.
01:23:06And also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:23:09Only if you want to.
01:23:10Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:23:14Are you serious?
01:23:15What's wrong?
01:23:16Is it tacky?
01:23:17Is it tacky?
01:23:18Is it tacky?
01:23:19I liked it.
01:23:20I thought...
01:23:21Deal!
01:23:22Deal!
01:23:23Deal!
01:23:24Deal!
01:23:25But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:23:26I'm one condition, boyfriend.
01:23:27I'm one condition.
01:23:28I'm one condition.
01:23:29I'm one condition.
01:23:30One condition.
01:23:31I'm one condition.
01:23:32I'm one condition.
01:23:33And also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:23:34Only if you want to.
01:23:36Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:23:39Are you serious?
01:23:40What's wrong?
01:23:41It's a tacky?
01:23:42I liked it.
01:23:43I thought...
01:23:44Deal!
01:23:45I liked it.
01:23:46I thought...
01:23:47Deal!
01:23:52But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:23:55Which is?
01:23:56You have to move in there with me.
01:24:00Deal.

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