Skip to playerSkip to main contentSkip to footer
Best Shorts
  • yesterday
Pregnant And Married To A Star
Transcript
00:00:00In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, now and ever, and unto the ages of ages.
00:00:10Amen.
00:00:12And ha! As a rapper today, that was terrific, Chris.
00:00:17Anything for you, Chief.
00:00:30Chris, Chris, Chris, is that you? Chris, Chris, did you have to bear with Aubrey?
00:00:36Oh my God. Wow.
00:00:37We've been in a relationship with Aubrey.
00:00:39Are you dating Aubrey?
00:00:40We want to know. We want to know.
00:00:41Oh my God, he's like seven plus five at first.
00:00:43Chris!
00:00:43Guys, guys, guys, this is your party.
00:00:45I'm going to be in space.
00:00:46Good afternoon, sir.
00:00:49Are we still checking in as Mr. Darcy today?
00:00:53I'm going to keep my secret.
00:00:59Drinking?
00:01:00It won't help, Lacey.
00:01:02The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.
00:01:05No names, no strings attached.
00:01:08How is that supposed to help?
00:01:09Consider it a pallet placer.
00:01:12Your ex was a cheating bastard.
00:01:14Yeah.
00:01:15Now, you're anonymous.
00:01:18Just go, pick the hottest guy in here, and please, have the night of your life.
00:01:30The hell is a stranger.
00:01:31Let's go get a room.
00:01:32Now.
00:01:33What are you, a poker player or something?
00:01:34You want to see a magic trick?
00:01:35Mm-hmm.
00:01:36Okay.
00:01:37Pick any card that you see.
00:01:38Not the first one.
00:01:39Let's do what it is.
00:01:40You got one?
00:01:41I got one.
00:01:42All right.
00:01:43How'd you do that?
00:01:44Hey.
00:01:45Hey.
00:01:46No, no.
00:01:47No, no, no.
00:01:48It's better this way.
00:01:49You really don't know who I am?
00:01:50Am I supposed to do what I know?
00:01:51Can we get a look at my eyes?
00:01:52Okay.
00:01:54Okay.
00:01:55Yup.
00:01:56Okay.
00:01:57You gotta take any card that you see.
00:01:58Not the first one.
00:01:59Let's do whatever it is.
00:02:00You got one?
00:02:02I got one.
00:02:03All right.
00:02:04How'd you do that?
00:02:06Hey.
00:02:09No, no, no.
00:02:13It's better this way.
00:02:16You really don't know who I am?
00:02:18Am I supposed to?
00:02:20A woman who isn't into me because she recognizes me?
00:02:23That's... new.
00:02:48Oh my lord.
00:02:50Shhh.
00:02:52So this is where you hid when you ditched security and sent boundaries?
00:02:57Chris, I'm your manager.
00:03:00And when I respect your boundaries, you end up in bed with some random woman.
00:03:08Don't worry.
00:03:09I checked in under a fake name.
00:03:11Hey, I found you.
00:03:13That means the press can too.
00:03:15No, get dressed, okay?
00:03:17Hey, hey, hey.
00:03:18Don't wake up.
00:03:19We don't have time for this.
00:03:20Come on.
00:03:30Come on, let's go.
00:03:31Let's go.
00:03:32Come on.
00:03:47Oh.
00:03:50Compliments of Mr. Darcy.
00:03:52Mr. Darcy?
00:03:54So that's his name?
00:03:56Oh!
00:03:57Oh!
00:03:58Oh, okay.
00:04:15I'm pregnant.
00:04:18I'm pregnant.
00:04:19I'm pregnant! How am I supposed to raise this baby? I don't even know what the baby daddy looks like!
00:04:28Alan! My God, you can't be in here!
00:04:31I can! But my lazy ass employees are gossiping on the clock!
00:04:37Alan, please let go of me! Alan, please stop!
00:04:41I do what I like, because I'm the boss.
00:04:50Say it, Liz.
00:04:53Who's the boss?
00:04:59You're my boss, sir.
00:05:03That's good, girl.
00:05:06Now, leave!
00:05:19Chris Powell lost his part in the franchise after allegedly cheating on America's sweetheart, Aubrey Flynn.
00:05:25The worst.
00:05:26Denies Flynn whenever his girlfriend was ever his girlfriend.
00:05:32After allegedly cheating on America's sweetheart, Aubrey Flynn.
00:05:36Denies Flynn whenever his girlfriend.
00:05:39There's only one way out of this mess, and you're not gonna like it.
00:05:45It's time you got married.
00:05:53It's time you got married.
00:05:57Have we met?
00:05:58I don't do marriage! Hell, I don't even do girlfriends!
00:06:01My parents' divorce ruined my dad's career, and it broke my mom.
00:06:04Yes, yes, I know.
00:06:06But you have to pick.
00:06:08An A-list career in marriage, or a washed-up jobless outcast.
00:06:13What's it gonna be?
00:06:15Fine. I'll get married.
00:06:18Hey!
00:06:20How about the girl in the mask? She was at least... interesting.
00:06:23I can't believe she didn't call me.
00:06:33I mean, sure, you can find her.
00:06:36But look, we're on the right track.
00:06:39We want a nobody.
00:06:42A Cinderella story.
00:06:43You guys get married for a year, she gets paid for her time, you get your career back on track, and everybody wins!
00:06:51Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
00:06:54Hey, I'd settle for an engagement, okay?
00:06:57So, go out and find someone, or I'm gonna find someone for you.
00:07:01You got a week.
00:07:02I wonder if anyone there knows her.
00:07:14Um, excuse me, ma'am.
00:07:16I'm sorry, but you know what?
00:07:18Oh, no.
00:07:20Are you the police?
00:07:22I can smoke wherever I want.
00:07:25So, get off your high horse.
00:07:30Bitch.
00:07:31She's gotta stop.
00:07:32The smoke is bad for the baby.
00:07:34Look, I'm asking you nicely, ma'am.
00:07:37Can you please not smoke in here?
00:07:39I'm gonna ask you nicely, too!
00:07:41Shut up!
00:07:42And get off my face!
00:07:44Nosey bitch!
00:07:50Nosey bitch!
00:07:52Um...
00:07:53Tell this!
00:07:55Ha ha!
00:07:57Wow, wow, wow!
00:07:58Looks like...
00:08:00This lot is knocked up!
00:08:02And...
00:08:03No ring!
00:08:04What's happening?
00:08:05Did he leave you?
00:08:07How can the loser afford a ring?
00:08:09Is this here pregnant?
00:08:11Who's the damn father?
00:08:12Oh, you do not know?
00:08:14Wow!
00:08:15What a whore!
00:08:16Are you gonna destroy my business?
00:08:18No customer's gonna come in here drinking and look at your fat belly!
00:08:21They've done just fine looking at your face, haven't they?
00:08:24You watch your mouth.
00:08:26I'm your boss.
00:08:30And I'll apologize to our customer.
00:08:32Please let go, you're hurting me!
00:08:33I'll hurt a lot more if I fire you.
00:08:36You need this job, Lacey.
00:08:38How'd you get this little bastard on your way?
00:08:41Now do as you're told.
00:08:44He's right.
00:08:46I don't have a choice.
00:08:50He's right.
00:08:52I don't have a choice.
00:08:54Look, I'm sorry, okay?
00:08:56I feel better for your baby.
00:08:58Having eating a bar made for a mom.
00:09:00I bet your baby will be just doobie and a poor asshole.
00:09:08You know what?
00:09:10You're right.
00:09:11I should apologize.
00:09:13I am so sorry.
00:09:16That you're an entitled, self-absorbed rat!
00:09:21You little bitch!
00:09:24No one insults my baby!
00:09:26You're just a little dirty bar mate!
00:09:28I'm going to piss!
00:09:30This place is going down!
00:09:32No, please don't.
00:09:34I'll take care of this.
00:09:36You're fired!
00:09:37What?
00:09:38Get the hell out of my bar!
00:09:45Is she...
00:09:46the mystery girl from the party?
00:09:48She looks familiar, but...
00:09:53I can't tell.
00:09:54That damn mask.
00:09:55And I had all those drinks.
00:09:57Wow!
00:09:59Is that how your mother taught you to treat a lady?
00:10:01Apologize!
00:10:03She's just a dirty barmaid!
00:10:05Now you're a dirty nobody.
00:10:07I just fired her.
00:10:09I'll tell you what, I'm going to do us all a favor.
00:10:10I'm going to take this dirty, disobedient...
00:10:13Be your hands off her!
00:10:15I mean it!
00:10:16Be your hands off her!
00:10:17No!
00:10:18I mean it!
00:10:19Try me.
00:10:20I have 300 million followers online.
00:10:23One bad poster will bankrupt your business.
00:10:25Hey!
00:10:26Don't listen to this bitch's lie.
00:10:28Look at what she did to my hair.
00:10:30You attacked me, blew smoke in my face, and verbally threatened me!
00:10:34Please don't.
00:10:35Actually, I do believe her.
00:10:38Escort this woman to the police station.
00:10:39Don't touch me!
00:10:40Tell him to get the police from the bar.
00:10:41Don't you dare touch me!
00:10:42Please!
00:10:44And you.
00:10:48And you.
00:10:49You might be some big movie star.
00:10:51But in here, I'm the boss!
00:10:53This is my bar!
00:10:54You're bold for the pissant who shoves your employees around.
00:10:57He steals our tips too while groping us any chance he gets!
00:11:02Any creep who gropes unsuspecting women?
00:11:05Should be castrated.
00:11:08She wears little crostops.
00:11:09And Taijin's trying to get my attention.
00:11:11She's a tease!
00:11:12A flirt!
00:11:13Nice try, you perv.
00:11:15But this time, I have proof.
00:11:17Look familiar?
00:11:18Can't argue with cold hard proof, huh?
00:11:20I think she'll work.
00:11:21Exactly.
00:11:22I think she deserves three months severance.
00:11:25Don't you agree?
00:11:27Actually, I changed my mind.
00:11:29Make it a year.
00:11:31That was incredible.
00:11:34No one's ever done anything like that for me.
00:11:39I'm Racy, by the way.
00:11:43Glad I could help.
00:11:45Chris, why didn't you dump Aubrey?
00:11:48And who is she?
00:11:49Why are you holding her hand?
00:11:51Is this your new flavor of the week?
00:11:54No, she's not my girlfriend.
00:11:56But you have to pick an A-list career in marriage or a washed up jobless outcast.
00:12:02What's it gonna be?
00:12:03Wait.
00:12:06She's my fiancée.
00:12:08You shouldn't.
00:12:12Are you crazy?
00:12:13We just met and you just told the whole world that I'm your fiancée?
00:12:17I just slipped out.
00:12:18I just slipped out?
00:12:19How does things like that just slip out?
00:12:21This isn't some rom-com movie.
00:12:23This is my life.
00:12:25I know, but we need each other.
00:12:26You need a job, right?
00:12:28And I need a fiancée to get my career back on track.
00:12:33It couldn't be him, could it?
00:12:39Oh, Lacey, snap out of it.
00:12:42So you in?
00:12:43Want to be my contract fiancée?
00:12:46Look, it's not that I don't want to help you.
00:12:48I just...
00:12:49My life is complicated right now.
00:12:52There's nothing that you're going through that I can't help you.
00:12:56I'm pregnant.
00:12:58Oh, God.
00:12:59He's gonna run screaming now, isn't he?
00:13:01You're pregnant?
00:13:03Yes.
00:13:04And now that you told the press that I'm your fiancée, everyone's gonna think it's your baby.
00:13:09Oh.
00:13:10Who's the father?
00:13:11I'm having this kid on my own.
00:13:13It's gonna be hard.
00:13:14She's brave.
00:13:15Bold.
00:13:16I like that about her.
00:13:17How do you know that?
00:13:18Um...
00:13:19My mom raised me alone.
00:13:20After my parents' divorce.
00:13:21And I...
00:13:22She passed away when I was 16.
00:13:23Is that why you keep saying in interviews that you'll never get married?
00:13:24I'm sorry, I didn't know.
00:13:25I didn't know.
00:13:26Hey.
00:13:27Maybe I can change.
00:13:28If you help me.
00:13:29Okay.
00:13:30I'll have a contract drawn up and I promise you'll have more than enough to raise your baby after we go our separate ways.
00:13:31What?
00:13:32I'll have a contract drawn up and I promise you'll have more than enough to raise your baby after we go our separate ways.
00:13:33My bad...
00:13:34Your baby will be...
00:13:35I'm in trouble.
00:13:36My baby will be the best.
00:13:37I'll have a contract drawn up and I promise you'll have more than enough to raise your baby after we go our separate ways.
00:13:43I bet your baby will be the best!
00:13:57No.
00:13:58I bet your baby will be just doobie and the poor less you.
00:14:13Do you accept the role of fiancé?
00:14:16Do you accept the role of fiancé?
00:14:21Yes, I do.
00:14:28Do you happen to know if there's anyone else here that your boss has been picking on?
00:14:38Could anyone else be that girl in the mask?
00:14:41No, just my friend Heather, but she's good too.
00:14:45That's not her. Just focus on Lacey for now. Honestly, she might not be so bad.
00:14:51It's my manager and PR agent. They want to see us. They are not happy.
00:15:00What the hell were you thinking announcing your engagement like that?
00:15:14The studio is already threatening to pull your movie. And if they do, you'll never work in this town again.
00:15:19Relax. Everyone is fine, thanks to Lacey. And who has Vincent's idea that I find a wife?
00:15:24A beautiful and elegant wife. Someone who would fit into this world. Not someone like...
00:15:31Chris, don't you get it? Everyone is questioning your story.
00:15:35I don't care what they say. Lacey's perfect. Smart, independent, pretty. She thinks on her feet.
00:15:40And Chris, she's a train wreck. Throw her back before this gets any worse.
00:15:45I mean, I just told the press that you went on some bender. I don't believe that.
00:15:48Thanks. Just pretend I'm not here.
00:15:51Watch it. That's my fiancé you're talking about.
00:15:53She's a fake. And it's my job to protect you.
00:15:56You, come with me. You and I need to have a little girl-only time to chat.
00:16:00It's okay. I'll be fine. I signed up to be your fiancé, so this is just part of the deal.
00:16:10Chris and Aubrey Flynn are my top clients. The studio wants them to be together.
00:16:14And since you screwed that up, you owe me. You cost me a $50,000 bonus.
00:16:19I did my best people research you the minute Chris made his little announcement.
00:16:24I know all your dirty little secrets. Everything down to the size of your stained underwear.
00:16:31I know everything.
00:16:32Does she know who the baby's father is?
00:16:38I don't have a clue who the father is.
00:16:40I know your mother murdered your father two years ago.
00:16:43Do you know what the press is going to do when they find out that your mother's a killer?
00:16:47You're ruining Chris's career.
00:16:49See the headline now. Huh?
00:16:51Murderer's daughter out to destroy Hollywood heartthrob.
00:16:54I am not my mother.
00:16:56I haven't even seen her since she poisoned my dad.
00:16:59I'm here to help Chris. Just tell me what I need to do.
00:17:01You follow my every instruction.
00:17:03The girl has nothing to sell next to your mother.
00:17:06You don't have to worry. Chris has been good to me.
00:17:08I would try and encourage her.
00:17:10Nice. This to form Dodo is going to be easy to control.
00:17:14Soon, she'll be out. And I'll get Chris and Aubrey together.
00:17:18Cha-cheese.
00:17:19Ha.
00:17:20Well, we're going to need to do your hair.
00:17:25Ew. I can't work with this.
00:17:28I can't work with this.
00:17:31And...
00:17:33We're going to need lip injections.
00:17:36Maybe a nose job.
00:17:37And...
00:17:39Snaggy.
00:17:40God. You are basic.
00:17:42Don't talk to my fiancé like that.
00:17:44And no plastic surgery.
00:17:46I mean it.
00:17:47She's beautiful. Just the way she is.
00:17:49Stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your head.
00:17:52This is a dog-eat-dog business.
00:17:54Can you know that?
00:17:56Lacey is perfect as she is.
00:18:14Good morning, beautiful.
00:18:16You sleep okay?
00:18:17Yeah. Like a baby.
00:18:19Your place is amazing.
00:18:21Good.
00:18:26I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
00:18:29I'm stuck.
00:18:30I don't even know where it's going.
00:18:32Hey, hey, hey.
00:18:34Nice catch.
00:18:35Great news, guys.
00:18:37The press conference has been arranged so that way you can properly announce your pregnancy.
00:18:43Bad news, yes.
00:18:44Surprise, baby! Guess who's back?
00:18:47Oh, it's you.
00:18:49Chris, babe, you got some commoner pregnancy?
00:18:51Are you pregnant?
00:18:52How could you? She's not even pretty.
00:18:53What the hell were you thinking?
00:18:54Heard all the lies you've been telling the press.
00:18:56You need to stop.
00:18:57We're going to let this cheap lowlife destroy what we could have had?
00:19:00There's nothing to destroy.
00:19:02I'm with Lacey.
00:19:04Not even insulting her is going to change that.
00:19:06Chris, Chris.
00:19:07Very important.
00:19:08Come on.
00:19:09You're going to steal it from me. Got it?
00:19:10He's lied.
00:19:11Do you think you're so special spreading your legs the second I turn my back?
00:19:18Do you think the press loves you?
00:19:20Tomorrow your only headlines will be your forehead creases.
00:19:23This is as fake as your cheap-ass jewelry.
00:19:24Hey!
00:19:25Stop, you'll break it.
00:19:26Who's this gross old dude?
00:19:28Your ex-boyfriend?
00:19:29Please give it back.
00:19:30It was my dad's, okay?
00:19:31Ah!
00:19:38I can't-
00:19:39Help!
00:19:40Chris!
00:19:41Can't swim?
00:19:42How pathetic?
00:19:43Even dogs know how to swim.
00:19:49Chris, help!
00:19:50The baby!
00:19:59Screw that bitch.
00:20:00If Chris saves anyone, it's me.
00:20:06Help!
00:20:08You okay?
00:20:09When I saw you fall in, my heart almost gave out.
00:20:11No, no, no.
00:20:12Aubrey needs help.
00:20:13Go help her!
00:20:14Help!
00:20:16I've got you!
00:20:17I've got you!
00:20:20I've got you.
00:20:21I've got you.
00:20:22I've got you.
00:20:23Come on!
00:20:24Wait!
00:20:25Wait!
00:20:26Wait!
00:20:27Wait!
00:20:28Wait!
00:20:29Oh my god!
00:20:30I've got a jet, you fool!
00:20:31Mason, you can put him in swimming!
00:20:33Oh my god!
00:20:34Ah!
00:20:35Ah!
00:20:37What happened?
00:20:39I was trying to get this back.
00:20:42Is that the same necklace?
00:20:53Is there a movie?
00:20:55Yeah.
00:20:57I just thought...
00:20:58Oh my god.
00:20:59Oh my god.
00:21:00Come on.
00:21:07That little bitch isn't gonna steal you from me.
00:21:09You're my ticket to cementing myself as an A-list actress.
00:21:15There's all her info I gather on.
00:21:17Take that bitch down.
00:21:19Hey!
00:21:20I believe sometimes Lacey Peters used to work for you.
00:21:21Yeah.
00:21:22I think we should talk.
00:21:23You're freezing.
00:21:24Take this.
00:21:25As soon as I'm done promoting this movie, Aubrey will be out of our lives.
00:21:26I promise.
00:21:27Is your necklace okay?
00:21:28Yeah.
00:21:29My dad got it from me before he passed away.
00:21:30So, it means a lot to me.
00:21:31I understand.
00:21:32It's...
00:21:33It's hard to lose a parent.
00:21:34Is it?
00:21:35You know what?
00:21:36I'm not going to go.
00:21:37I mean, I'm not going to go.
00:21:38I'm not going to go.
00:21:39I'm gonna go.
00:21:40I'm not going to go.
00:21:41I don't know.
00:21:42You know, I'm not going to go.
00:21:43I'm not going to go.
00:21:44I'm not going to go.
00:21:45I'm not going to go.
00:21:46I'm going to go.
00:21:47before he passed away.
00:21:49So it means a lot to him.
00:21:53I understand.
00:21:55It's...
00:21:57It's hard to lose a parent.
00:22:01Oh, your leg.
00:22:03You're hurt.
00:22:05Yeah.
00:22:07Don't worry.
00:22:09I used to be a doctor.
00:22:17You know, I think we should come up with a backstory.
00:22:21You know, in case
00:22:23someone asks us how we met.
00:22:29You know, in case
00:22:31someone asks us how we met.
00:22:33How about, we've been together for two months,
00:22:35but we just got engaged,
00:22:37and we're keeping our relationship privately.
00:22:39Okay.
00:22:41And how about I add that I turned down your first proposal?
00:22:45Only if you have to.
00:22:50Your baby's father.
00:22:55What's going on between you two?
00:22:57How am I supposed to tell you that?
00:22:59I don't have a clue who the father is.
00:23:03And then saying anything?
00:23:05Does it end badly?
00:23:07It's complicated.
00:23:09Why do you ask?
00:23:11It would be pretty awkward if some guy comes before claiming your kid.
00:23:15Compliments of Mr. Darcy.
00:23:17Please, um...
00:23:23Please, um...
00:23:25Calm down, girl.
00:23:27You're not telling Chris Powell you got pregnant by a stranger.
00:23:29That is too embarrassing.
00:23:33Not something to worry about.
00:23:35Trust me.
00:23:37She keeps reminding me of the girl in the mask.
00:23:39But she's not her?
00:23:41Oh!
00:23:43I had this brought over.
00:23:51Is that real?
00:23:52Every last carrot.
00:23:53You're worth it.
00:24:01Get dressed.
00:24:02The press are circling the mansion.
00:24:04I thought you said you didn't believe in marriage.
00:24:18Everything changes.
00:24:20When the right person comes along.
00:24:22Chris, Sophie!
00:24:24Where is the man, Chris?
00:24:30Yeah, right.
00:24:31There's no way she's the right one.
00:24:34Great.
00:24:35They already hate me.
00:24:36Lacey, how does it feel to be Chris's dirty little secret?
00:24:38Lacey!
00:24:39Lacey!
00:24:40Now you completely ruined Chris's fairytale romance with Aubrey Flynn.
00:24:44I mean, what do you have to say to the fans that felt betrayed by your actions?
00:24:48Um...
00:24:49I...
00:24:50I...
00:24:51I...
00:24:52I...
00:24:53I believe in her.
00:25:00Um...
00:25:01Do you want to at least comment on the fact that you've been voted dead last on Chris's hot girls list?
00:25:06Come on.
00:25:07You can do it.
00:25:08This is why you're here.
00:25:09Just suck it up and don't let them intimidate you.
00:25:12Come on.
00:25:13He chose me.
00:25:14It doesn't matter where I land on any list.
00:25:16What are you wearing?
00:25:17Cheap sheep?
00:25:19And it looks great, doesn't it?
00:25:25Looks like there's more to her than we've got.
00:25:27Yeah, I'm not sure yet, but we'll see how she handles this one.
00:25:30Hey, Lacey.
00:25:32Everyone wants to know how you caught Chris's eye.
00:25:35I mean, would you drug him?
00:25:37Hmm...
00:25:38I don't know.
00:25:39Let me catch.
00:25:40Oh!
00:25:41Oh!
00:25:42Oh!
00:25:43Oh!
00:25:44Oh!
00:25:45Oh!
00:25:46Oh!
00:25:47Oh!
00:25:48Oh!
00:25:49Oh!
00:25:50Oh!
00:25:51Oh!
00:25:53Oh!
00:25:54Oh!
00:25:55Oh!
00:25:56Oh!
00:25:57Oh!
00:25:58Oh!
00:25:59Oh!
00:26:00Oh!
00:26:02He seems completely sober and perfectly happy to me!
00:26:05What do You think?
00:26:06Look over here.
00:26:07Look at me, look over here!
00:26:09Oh, over here!
00:26:10über here!
00:26:11Hey, stop!
00:26:12Can you just-
00:26:15Watch it!
00:26:16She's pregnant!
00:26:17That's it.
00:26:18Pregnant?
00:26:19My fiancée and I are leaving.
00:26:22If you have any more questions, bring them to the official press conference.
00:26:26Jeez, what am I doing? This isn't me.
00:26:29It almost feels right.
00:26:32I've never seen him react to me before. I forget it.
00:26:34I think he actually likes it.
00:26:44You are amazing out there.
00:26:49But, Chris, there's some cameras.
00:26:53I know. I just wanted to do that all day.
00:26:59I'm so sorry. I have some clothes for Lacey.
00:27:04I'm just leaving there.
00:27:08I'm pregnant and he doesn't want a family. Don't get attached, Lacey.
00:27:12You deserve so much more than I could ever give you.
00:27:15Chris, out you go. I need to do some style magic on Lacey.
00:27:21Just don't change too much, please.
00:27:25The press is going to roast her in this outfit.
00:27:29Then it can get back to setting up Chris with Aubrey.
00:27:32Time to get your hair done.
00:27:41Chris has a press conference in an hour.
00:27:44You need to be there showing your support.
00:27:45Is there anything, like, a bit, you know, nicer that I could wear?
00:27:53Shut up and do as you're told or I'll tell everyone your secrets.
00:27:56I can't wear this.
00:27:59I have to get out of here.
00:28:00I really have to use the restroom, um, you know, pregnant ladies.
00:28:05Go back.
00:28:05What are you doing in here?
00:28:25And what are you wearing?
00:28:28I need the grenade.
00:28:30Bad, isn't it?
00:28:31If she finds me, she's going to put me out in front of the press like this.
00:28:38What's she thinking?
00:28:40How long does it take for a pregnant woman to be?
00:28:42Hurry up for fuck's sake.
00:28:44No, she's not going to give up.
00:28:45She's like a dog with a bone.
00:28:47Just go talk to her.
00:28:48Tell her to leave.
00:28:49There's no much that I can see.
00:28:50It's going to change her mind.
00:28:50I mean, it's all for having sex in here.
00:28:54I might make her back up.
00:28:57She doesn't know that.
00:28:58Oh my god.
00:29:02Oh!
00:29:09Yeah, baby.
00:29:11Oh!
00:29:12What the hell's going on in there?
00:29:14She's supposed to be his fake fiance.
00:29:17Cancel the press conference.
00:29:19Lacey and I are going to be busy for the rest of the day.
00:29:21This press conference better happen or the studio is going to assign you to some celebrity
00:29:38has-been.
00:29:40Sir, I just need some time.
00:29:42I promise.
00:29:43It'll happen.
00:29:45Sounds like you screwed up again.
00:29:47Renee, this is your last chance.
00:29:49Lacey, by the time I'm done with you, you'll never be able to show your face in public again.
00:30:06Don't worry.
00:30:08You're safe here.
00:30:09You're safe here.
00:30:10What?
00:30:11I'm fine.
00:30:13What are you talking about?
00:30:14Renee, she's super pissed about the press conference.
00:30:33I'm a little worried she might try to murder you while you sleep.
00:30:36Oh, my God.
00:30:40I'm sorry.
00:30:40I never should have ran.
00:30:42Don't apologize.
00:30:44I haven't laughed that hard in ages, but I'm going to sleep here tonight just in case.
00:30:50Unless there's room in the bed for me?
00:30:55Um, yeah.
00:30:57Is everything okay?
00:31:07Mm-hmm.
00:31:07I'm sorry.
00:31:08Did I wake you?
00:31:10I just can't sleep.
00:31:13It's too bright in here.
00:31:15I'm more of a sleep in total darkness like a mushroom kind of girl.
00:31:19Don't worry.
00:31:21I think I can help.
00:31:22I don't want to kiss her, but that complicates things.
00:31:33My God, am I actually falling for her?
00:31:38I don't want to kiss her, but that complicates things.
00:31:42My God, am I actually falling for her?
00:31:45God, he's hot, but he's not emotionally available.
00:31:50A sleep mask.
00:31:52For you.
00:31:55Sorry about that.
00:31:57I'll be down here if you need you.
00:32:01Oh, uh, why don't you just stay in the bed?
00:32:05You sure?
00:32:06I can't sleep knowing you're uncomfortable.
00:32:09Get in before I change my mind.
00:32:11Good night.
00:32:30This feels just like that night.
00:32:33Why is that?
00:32:34Why are you thinking about the mask girl when you have the perfect one right here with you?
00:32:45For a big movie star, he's actually really sweet.
00:32:48I need to get you ready for the new press conference.
00:32:59Hmm?
00:33:08At this point, it looks like you're fat, not pregnant.
00:33:11Gross.
00:33:12Gross.
00:33:17Put this on.
00:33:19Chris Powell marrying a girl who looks like a triple-decker cheeseburger.
00:33:23I can just wear my own clothes.
00:33:27Wear it.
00:33:29Or I'll tell everyone about your convict mother.
00:33:30I don't feel too good.
00:33:43Beauty hurts.
00:33:44Do you want to help save Chris's career or not?
00:33:48Hmm.
00:33:49Good.
00:33:50Now, stand up straight and don't be a baby.
00:33:53Now, we almost look human.
00:34:07Ready for this?
00:34:15Oh, no.
00:34:16Oh, no.
00:34:23Studio Zex say that they'll pull the movie unless you address all the conflicting rumors
00:34:29now.
00:34:31Seriously.
00:34:32The public thought that you were with Aubrey, and now you're having a baby with some nobody?
00:34:39It looks like you're spiraling out of control, Chris.
00:34:43Chris, he's right.
00:34:44We have to fix this.
00:34:47Hey, don't worry about me, okay?
00:34:48I've got thick skin.
00:34:50Oh, sure.
00:34:51You protect me once, and now I'm protecting you.
00:34:55Let's tell our story before someone else does.
00:35:04Aubrey, you ready?
00:35:07By the end of this press conference, you and Chris will be together, and I'll have a big
00:35:12fat bonus from the studio for making it happen.
00:35:21showtime.
00:35:36This place is my favorite.
00:35:38Ever been here before?
00:35:40Yeah.
00:35:41A few months ago, I slept with that stranger in a mask.
00:35:43Lacey.
00:35:44Have you said it, Dave?
00:35:45Not yet, but when we do, I promise.
00:35:46You'll be the last to know.
00:35:47Oh, come on, Chris.
00:35:48I can't even know all your secrets.
00:35:49Since when did you want kids?
00:35:50Ever since I met Lacey.
00:35:51I'm really excited.
00:35:52Where are we, honey?
00:35:53Do you have any comments on the recent rumors between you and Aubrey planning on having kids
00:35:57together?
00:35:58My entire romantic relationship with Aubrey can be seen in the film coming soon.
00:36:04In real life, my heart belongs to Lacey.
00:36:05You, sir.
00:36:06You, sir.
00:36:07What about the fact that you're both lying?
00:36:08And that isn't even Chris's baby.
00:36:09You're not lying.
00:36:10I'm not lying.
00:36:11I'm not lying.
00:36:12I'm lying.
00:36:13I'm lying.
00:36:14I'm lying.
00:36:15I'm lying.
00:36:16I'm lying.
00:36:17I'm lying.
00:36:18I'm lying.
00:36:19I'm lying.
00:36:20I'm lying.
00:36:21I'm lying.
00:36:22I'm lying.
00:36:23I'm lying.
00:36:24I'm lying.
00:36:25And that isn't even Chris's baby.
00:36:35What about the fact that you're both lying?
00:36:37And that isn't even Chris's baby.
00:36:39Don't watch your mouth.
00:36:40You see, she met Chris one week ago.
00:36:43And she was already carrying another man's baby.
00:36:46You too.
00:36:47Are you trying to find another man's child?
00:36:49Oh, no.
00:36:50This can't be happening.
00:36:53No, wait a second.
00:36:54I saw them meet with my own two eyes. There's no way this loser was working for me while dating a movie star.
00:37:04That old teacher, they're gonna eat her alive. And I'll be there for Chris to pick up the pieces.
00:37:09You can't even deny it, can you? Chris Powell is not the father of her baby.
00:37:15Is that true? Are you still pregnant with someone else's baby?
00:37:21It's true. I'm not the dad.
00:37:25Are you actually telling the truth about that? You'd raise another man's baby?
00:37:29Yes, I don't care. I love her. And this baby needs a father.
00:37:40Back off! I got this.
00:37:42You know, before she was your precious fiance, she was all over me.
00:37:46That's right. It was all I could do to keep her from junk weed.
00:37:49I should have pressed your ass in charge when it gets to you.
00:37:52I wouldn't have touched you even if you were bathed in a bat of antiseptic.
00:37:57You're a disgusting rat looking for his five minutes of pain.
00:38:00Ladies and gentlemen of the press, this is nothing more than a revenge plot.
00:38:03Prove it. You can't!
00:38:05That was her last day at the bar. He pushed a pregnant lady.
00:38:11He pushed a pregnant lady.
00:38:14They made it seem like that. That's fake! That's not true!
00:38:18Focus on reading, Lacey.
00:38:21Oh God, I can't. I need to take this off.
00:38:25She! She!
00:38:26She!
00:38:28Lacey?
00:38:29I can't read-
00:38:31Someone pull the ambulance!
00:38:35Did Renee force you to wear this?
00:38:37She told me I had to wear everyone.
00:38:41What the hell is wrong with you? Are you trying to kill my child?
00:38:44Are you trying to kill my child?
00:38:48What the hell is wrong with you? Are you trying to kill my child?
00:38:50Are you trying to kill my child?
00:38:51Are you trying to kill my child?
00:38:55I will never forgive me.
00:38:57Please!
00:38:59You're the only one of the fans involved today. I'm doing something!
00:39:01You're fired!
00:39:02Give me that one! I swear to God I will do!
00:39:04I'm gonna love you!
00:39:11Come here, let's go home.
00:39:20What happened? Is the baby okay?
00:39:22The doctor just left. The baby's gonna be fine.
00:39:25But you need to get some rest.
00:39:27I had Vincent bring you some new clothes.
00:39:30Woohoo!
00:39:31Guys! Good news!
00:39:32The press loved how you took care of your fiancé.
00:39:35You're packing everyone's good graces, Chris!
00:39:37And no one need know that you were hung up on some...
00:39:39History girl!
00:39:42Some mystery girl?
00:39:46And no one need know that you were hung up on some...
00:39:49History girl!
00:39:53Some mystery girl?
00:39:54No, it's not what you think.
00:39:57What is he talking about? Who is this mystery girl?
00:39:59Don't worry about it. It was before we met.
00:40:00But...
00:40:03We should really talk about the baby's real father.
00:40:06Oh God! Does he know I was knocked up by a stranger?
00:40:10He could come back any day. Claim the baby ruin everything.
00:40:15I'm holding on to this.
00:40:17I need you to get him to sign it.
00:40:18I need you to get him to sign it.
00:40:23It says you want him to give up his rights?
00:40:26Yes.
00:40:28Will the baby's father have a problem with that?
00:40:31No. No, I don't think so.
00:40:33Why is this all of a sudden so important to you?
00:40:38I've just been thinking a lot about this baby.
00:40:40What it might be like.
00:40:42What it might be like.
00:40:44Be a dad?
00:40:46Is...
00:40:47That something you would want?
00:40:49I don't know what's come over me.
00:40:50I don't know what's come over me.
00:40:51But yes.
00:40:52I want to be the father of this baby.
00:40:53I've never had much of a father and I just can't imagine someone else experiencing that.
00:40:55I don't know who's more surprised. You or me.
00:40:57But...
00:40:58There's no acting here. I swear on that mother's soul.
00:40:59Chris!
00:41:00Chris!
00:41:01I need you now. Come on.
00:41:03You go find that baby daddy of yours and get that sign. I'll be back.
00:41:07How the hell am I supposed to find the baby's father? Where do I even start?
00:41:11I don't know.
00:41:12I want to be the father of this baby.
00:41:13I want to be the father of this baby.
00:41:14I've never had much of a father and I just can't imagine someone else experiencing that.
00:41:18I don't know who's more surprised, you or me.
00:41:19But...
00:41:20There's no acting here. I swear on that mother's soul.
00:41:23Chris!
00:41:24I need you now. Come on.
00:41:25You go find that baby daddy of yours and get that sign.
00:41:27I'll be back.
00:41:28Good to see you, Mr. Darcy.
00:41:37The hotel staff will know.
00:41:43I'm looking for information on Mr. Darcy. He was a guest here about three months ago.
00:41:48This is an exclusive hotel and you know how we managed to give our five stars?
00:41:52We don't give out information about any of our guests.
00:41:55Now leave, before I call security.
00:41:57Listen, I really need this. I-
00:41:59Please-
00:42:00You're not even-
00:42:01I will call security and I'm made, too.
00:42:04To get your stink out.
00:42:06Hey!
00:42:07Look!
00:42:08That's him. The bellman.
00:42:09Excuse me?
00:42:10I'm here with Chris Powell. I just have a tiny question. If I can help you get his autograph if you help me out.
00:42:12Yeah, right? Like you're actually with Chris Powell. I will call security and they will take you out like the trash you are.
00:42:19Wait. She really was at the press conference. She's Chris Powell's fiancee. Google it.
00:42:22Please, I just really need to get in contact with Mr. Darcy.
00:42:24Doesn't she know her own fiancee is Mr. Darcy?
00:42:26I shouldn't be the one to blow his cover then.
00:42:28I shouldn't be the one to blow his cover then.
00:42:30Mr. Darcy is a fake name for a very VIP guest.
00:42:33I shouldn't be the one to blow his cover then.
00:42:37I shouldn't be the one to blow his cover then.
00:42:39Mr. Darcy is a fake name for a very VIP guest.
00:42:44I'm sorry, I have to go right now. I just looked up the press conference details and I am so sorry. This is totally my fault.
00:42:51Um, if there's anything I could do to make it up to you.
00:42:56Don't worry about it. I will not be the one to blow his cover then.
00:42:59I will not be the one to blow his cover then.
00:43:02Mr. Darcy is a fake name for a very VIP guest.
00:43:05I'm sorry, I have to go right now.
00:43:07I just looked up the press conference details and I am so sorry. This is totally my fault.
00:43:12Don't worry about it. I will make sure my fiancee cares about this though.
00:43:17I wonder what your boss is gonna find out you were trying to kick out Chris Powell's fiancee.
00:43:22No, please, I need to go.
00:43:29Ugh, I was so close.
00:43:31I can't bring this back to Chris without it signed.
00:43:36This is the only way. You need the signs now.
00:43:39The name, Lacey. Any name.
00:43:52You can do this, Lacey.
00:43:55I got the paperwork signed.
00:43:57That's great!
00:43:58I never thought you'd be so happy to have this baby with me.
00:44:03Me neither, but now that it's happening, I can't exactly explain it, but it just feels right.
00:44:15I set up a massage appointment for you. Downstairs. You better hurry if you want to make it.
00:44:19You're just too good to me.
00:44:27There's something important I need to tell you about your fiancee.
00:44:34There's something important I need to tell you about your fiancee.
00:44:37You're the last person I want to discuss Lacey with.
00:44:40Chris, I know you're mad, but hear me out, please!
00:44:43We have so much history together.
00:44:46You've got five minutes before I call security.
00:44:50I admit I've been a jerk, but I want to make it up to you. To both of you.
00:44:57How?
00:44:58I plan the most adorable baby shower for Lacey right before the premiere.
00:45:01I guess if the press opens for all our friends, then it'll be great publicity.
00:45:05Lacey's had enough of this press crap.
00:45:07That's the point!
00:45:08If the press thinks that there's no story, then you two can go off and be happily ever after, unbothered.
00:45:15Fine.
00:45:17But only if it's okay with Lacey, and you have to run everything by her.
00:45:20Including the guest list.
00:45:22I'll make sure only our closest friends and family come.
00:45:29I have to take this.
00:45:36What are you doing here?
00:45:42What are you doing here?
00:45:44Oh, didn't Chris saw you? We made up.
00:45:47You can stay away from me for too long.
00:45:48Too long.
00:45:57Thank God for Photoshop.
00:45:58It looks like she's falling for it.
00:46:00Idiot.
00:46:02Oh, Chris wants me to throw you showers.
00:46:05That baby shower, obviously.
00:46:07A brighter shower never happened.
00:46:08We all know how much of a couldn't look over her face.
00:46:14You didn't know about the shower?
00:46:16That's great, so you love some secrets.
00:46:19I don't need a baby shower.
00:46:21Sweetie, this is happening, so shut your trap and be grateful.
00:46:24So, about your mom.
00:46:26Oh, uh, no, she won't be able to make it.
00:46:30She's just too busy.
00:46:32Can we please just not do this?
00:46:38Oh, Lacey.
00:46:39Think of the headlines.
00:46:41Chris Paul is ungrateful.
00:46:43Beyonce.
00:46:44Jealous of Potter X.
00:46:46Either you do this, or I make sure the press eats you alive.
00:46:55Fine.
00:46:56Throw your party.
00:46:58I am so screwed.
00:47:01But at least I know there's no way my mom will be able to crash it.
00:47:09I'm your best friend.
00:47:11If anybody should be throwing you a baby shower, it should be me.
00:47:15Not her.
00:47:17What's wrong?
00:47:28I haven't told Chris about my mom yet.
00:47:31Honestly, I haven't seen her in years, and the engagement happened so fast, and I just, I didn't think it would matter.
00:47:37But now, I'm scared if he finds out that we might not, you know, have what we did have right now.
00:47:48You're falling for him.
00:47:50Aren't you?
00:47:52Yeah.
00:47:54Chris and I have amazing chemistry, both on and off screen.
00:47:56You think he likes her?
00:47:58I know it's just for the movie, but ugh.
00:47:59If he's faking it, he's sure doing a good job at that.
00:48:00Maybe I'm just not cut out for all of this.
00:48:01It's just all too much, and I want a simple life.
00:48:02Just too much attention.
00:48:03Just too much attention.
00:48:04Chris and I have amazing chemistry, both on and off screen.
00:48:10Do you think he likes her?
00:48:11I know it's just for the movie, but ugh.
00:48:14If he's faking it, he's sure doing a good job with that.
00:48:19Maybe I'm just not cut out for all of this.
00:48:21It's just all too much, and I want a simple light.
00:48:24Just too much attention.
00:48:32What?
00:48:35Uh, you just got more attention.
00:48:40Huh?
00:48:42Is it true Chris Powell is sick of his controlling monster fiance?
00:48:47Could he be falling back in love with sweetheart Aubrey?
00:48:50The answer we all want to hear is yes.
00:48:52What the?
00:48:59What is wrong with these people?
00:49:01Listen, I'll take care of this. Please, you're pregnant. I don't need this kind of stress.
00:49:07Are these true?
00:49:09Do you want to know early? Are you and Aubrey together?
00:49:11God no! Listen, our relationship might be based on a contract, but I'm committed to it. To you.
00:49:17You should see the things these people are commenting.
00:49:21Either I'm fat, or ugly, or controlling and evil.
00:49:25That's it. Give me your phone. You don't need to see this garbage.
00:49:28No, I can handle it. No, stop. Please, stop.
00:49:34Okay, okay, okay.
00:49:36Fine.
00:49:37You and me are a team. And I've never said that to anyone.
00:49:43I'll take care of this so you don't have to.
00:49:45And after the movie premieres, all the craziest will be over.
00:49:48I'll take care of this.
00:49:53Say what you want about Aubrey, but she sure knows how to grow a baby shower.
00:50:10Hmm. Yeah, about that. I have an uneasy feeling about school.
00:50:15Shh.
00:50:29Time to get rid of you for good, Lacey.
00:50:35Lacey, what are you doing here?
00:50:38Tell Lacey that Mr. Powell wants her to put this tonight.
00:50:51Ooh, I love your bracelet.
00:50:53Ah, thank you so much. I actually got it a couple minutes ago. Chris left it for me.
00:50:58Oh, okay.
00:50:59Yeah, I really haven't even had a chance to look at it.
00:51:01Oh my god, my bracelet. I just lost my bracelet.
00:51:03Oh my god, my bracelet! It means everything to me!
00:51:09Lacey, isn't enough you stole my boyfriend. You had to steal my bracelet too.
00:51:14What are you talking about?
00:51:16I forgave you! Then threw you a baby shower! Then you stole from me!
00:51:22No, Chris literally just gave this to me.
00:51:25Thief?
00:51:26I'm not a thief. That's mine. I can prove it.
00:51:29That's not possible.
00:51:30She isn't a thief, bitch.
00:51:32Yeah, exactly.
00:51:33Really, Lacey?
00:51:35Take it off. Let everyone see.
00:51:37I don't understand.
00:51:46Of course you do. You stole it from me.
00:51:49Chris!
00:51:52What's going on?
00:51:54Chris, she's accusing me of stealing the bracelet you just gave me.
00:51:59I didn't give you that.
00:52:01What?
00:52:02Chris, I try to be supportive, but she stole this from me.
00:52:06And look at her. She's chugging wine like it's the last call.
00:52:12What are you talking about? You know you just handed me this.
00:52:15Yeah, right. Next you're going to be lying about smoking.
00:52:18Are you trying to kill Chris' baby?
00:52:20Is that true? Were you smoking?
00:52:25No, Chris, you know I would never.
00:52:27She reeks like a chimney.
00:52:31No wonder the new baby dammy ran off.
00:52:33She's such a terrible mother.
00:52:35I mean this after Chris has been so good to her.
00:52:37He wants to raise her kid.
00:52:41Look at her purse.
00:52:44What?
00:52:45Chris, I swear those are not mine.
00:52:51Leave that acting to the professionals. No one believes you.
00:52:54Chris, are you sure you want to raise this baby?
00:52:56Who knows what else she's been doing behind your back?
00:52:58Enough.
00:53:00There's only one way to know for sure if she's been smoking.
00:53:02She tastes like mint.
00:53:12Aubrey, what are you up to?
00:53:15Nothing. My bracelet, she stole it from me.
00:53:18I'm just trying to look out for you.
00:53:20Chris, your maid gave that to me saying it was from you.
00:53:27Chris, everyone's looking.
00:53:29You have to support me or the bad press will destroy us.
00:53:32No studio will hire you or me again.
00:53:35Chris, you know I wouldn't steal.
00:53:37Aubrey, why are you upset?
00:53:42You have your bracelet back now.
00:53:44Wait.
00:53:45Did you buy this yourself pretending it was from me?
00:53:50Sure looks like it.
00:53:52You think you can defeat me?
00:53:54Think again.
00:53:58You are the only woman who would give jewelry like that to.
00:54:01That's the only one I love.
00:54:03I think you owe my fiancee an apology.
00:54:07Forget it.
00:54:10Aubrey, everyone's looking.
00:54:12You have to do this or the bad press will destroy you.
00:54:14No studio will ever hire you again.
00:54:16So are you going to apologize?
00:54:23If I don't do this, he could ruin me.
00:54:28Lacey, I'm sorry.
00:54:30I see now how amazing you and Chris look together.
00:54:34I wish you only the best of luck.
00:54:37Because you're going to need it.
00:54:40Lacey!
00:54:43You didn't tell your movie star boyfriend around me?
00:54:47Still an ungrateful little bitch, aren't you?
00:54:49Oh my god, that's my mom.
00:54:51Calm down and just get her out of here.
00:54:54This is my surprise gift for Lacey.
00:54:56Could you believe she didn't even tell her own mother that she's having a baby?
00:55:02This is your mother?
00:55:05Poor excuse for a daughter if you ask me.
00:55:08This chick is the one that found the best lawyer for Mimi and overturned my conviction.
00:55:14Chris, please don't get mad at me, okay?
00:55:17I know I haven't told you yet, but my mom has been convicted for murder.
00:55:23Murder?
00:55:25Murder?
00:55:29I just thought she should be here for the big occasion.
00:55:33This literally can't get any worse.
00:55:39Mom, this is my fiance, Chris Powell.
00:55:43Yeah, I know him.
00:55:46Hot stuff.
00:55:48You took the knock off and you could have had the real thing.
00:55:50Is it okay if we have a second just us to talk, please?
00:56:01I haven't seen her since my dad died and I just need a minute.
00:56:05I'll be here if she tries anything.
00:56:08Thanks.
00:56:10What do you want?
00:56:12Still upset about your daddy?
00:56:13You poisoned him!
00:56:15It was an accident.
00:56:17Yeah, tell that to the judge that gave you a guilty verdict.
00:56:20Well, look who's out now.
00:56:22Come on, just tell me what you want.
00:56:23Two million.
00:56:24That should be enough to set up a new life from here.
00:56:26You haven't changed.
00:56:28Still a stupid pushover.
00:56:30Oh, yeah.
00:56:39You haven't changed.
00:56:46Still a stupid pushover.
00:56:53Oh yeah, would a pushover do this?
00:57:01You're not getting anything from me!
00:57:04You ungrateful little bitch!
00:57:07Get away from her!
00:57:09Oh, come on. Seriously?
00:57:13Oh, you can have all your fancy things and pretend to be special,
00:57:17but underneath you're still the same room you always want.
00:57:20Evil, cheap, trash!
00:57:23Enough! That's it. You're leaving.
00:57:28She's got you full too, doesn't she?
00:57:31With this act? I feel sorry for that baby.
00:57:34Little bastard!
00:57:36Oh!
00:57:42Oh, look at that!
00:57:44Now the whole world will see what a horrible mother you'll be.
00:57:48You know, you're stupid if you think she won't betray you too.
00:57:52Did you know that she testified against me?
00:57:54You must have deserved it.
00:57:56Because your daughter is the most amazing woman I have ever met.
00:58:00I love her.
00:58:01And you are never coming near her or our child again.
00:58:04I never liked your stupid movies.
00:58:08Hey, this is now for the century!
00:58:23The party's over!
00:58:26Chris!
00:58:28Hey, Chris!
00:58:31Lacey, your mother's a criminal and you never bothered to say anything?
00:58:37Chris, I can explain everything now, okay?
00:58:40Seriously, how can you not tell me about your mother?
00:58:42Lacey, I want to protect you but I can't when I don't know what the problems are!
00:58:46I just...
00:58:47I thought you wouldn't be able to trust me and...
00:58:50I thought you'd hate me and think I was just like her but I'm not, okay?
00:58:53Lacey, I'll never hate you.
00:58:55It's just sad that you didn't trust me.
00:58:58Please.
00:58:59That's all I want.
00:59:00Secrets destroyed my parents' marriage.
00:59:02Damn it!
00:59:03I don't want to get my heart broken.
00:59:05I don't want my heart broken either.
00:59:08Lacey, I'm here for you.
00:59:13This is me.
00:59:14The real me.
00:59:15Not some guy reading lines from a script and I'm telling you.
00:59:18I care more about you than you'll ever know.
00:59:20I need to tell him I don't know who the baby's father is.
00:59:27Even if it means I lose him.
00:59:29Suck it up and tell him you don't know who the father is.
00:59:35I need to tell him I don't know who the baby's father is.
00:59:38Even if it means I lose him.
00:59:39Suck it up and tell him you don't know who the father is.
00:59:43Lacey, I love you.
01:00:02I love you too.
01:00:13I'm going to fix this.
01:00:29Find out who the father is, get him to sign the agreement, no matter what it takes.
01:00:34Good morning, my love.
01:00:36Good morning.
01:00:38So, I guess this makes us official.
01:00:45We're real.
01:00:47We better do it again.
01:00:49Just to make sure you don't have any more doubts.
01:00:52Chris, you and I need to talk.
01:00:57Chris, you and I need to talk.
01:01:00Now that was a nightmare.
01:01:03What? I already got rid of the photos.
01:01:05There were other people there, and people talk.
01:01:08And you should know, still you already called about 50 times.
01:01:16I'm okay.
01:01:17I know this is important to you.
01:01:19Go handle it.
01:01:21I have something I have to do too.
01:01:23Keep each other posted.
01:01:26Come on, come on.
01:01:30Now to figure out how to track down this mystery guy.
01:01:39Well, it's all true.
01:01:41They'd be murdered Lacey's father.
01:01:44Yeah, it would have been a good idea if we had actually vetted Lacey before we went and told the world that she's the love of your life.
01:01:50Did you know about it?
01:01:53No.
01:01:54Honestly, if I was her, I wouldn't have said anything about my murderer mother either.
01:01:59You know, if this was anyone else, you would have completely cut them off already.
01:02:03What's going on?
01:02:05Are you actually in love with this Lacey girl?
01:02:09Lacey girl?
01:02:14I think I might be.
01:02:17It's real.
01:02:19And no more pining after some mystery girl in a mask.
01:02:22No, not anymore.
01:02:24Well, good.
01:02:25Yeah.
01:02:27Look, so now about Aubrey, we need to-
01:02:28Don't worry.
01:02:30I'll deal with her.
01:02:33Okay.
01:02:39Well, Chris, I can't.
01:02:41You can't treat on your pregnant fiance.
01:02:45Well, Chris, I can't do this.
01:02:47Your fiance's pregnant.
01:02:49But God, do I want you.
01:02:51That's the one.
01:02:58You wanna see me?
01:03:01Vincent, tell the studio this is my last project with Aubrey.
01:03:06You got it.
01:03:09Chris, you can't be serious.
01:03:10After the movie premieres, I never want to see you again.
01:03:15Chris, you don't mean that.
01:03:16You don't back off.
01:03:18I'll leak everything.
01:03:19Clean it on that nose job you didn't want anyone to know about.
01:03:22No, you wouldn't.
01:03:23Try me.
01:03:25I'll do anything it takes to keep my family safe.
01:03:28I think you needed all that family crap.
01:03:30Not anymore.
01:03:31And I'll leave.
01:03:35Fine.
01:03:36Before I go.
01:03:38Toast.
01:03:39To the good old days.
01:03:41For a long time sake.
01:03:43Fine.
01:03:44Okay, okay.
01:03:45Okay, I'll do this, but I'll do this.
01:03:46For a long time sake.
01:03:48It's a long time fee.
01:03:50Yeah, okay.
01:03:51I'm so sorry.
01:03:52I'm so sorry.
01:03:53I'm so sorry I'm so sorry.
01:03:54I'm so sorry.
01:03:55I'm so sorry.
01:03:56It doesn't feel right.
01:04:04Mm-hmm.
01:04:05No luck finding your real daddy today.
01:04:17I'm just going to tell Chris, I won't drag this out any longer.
01:04:23Hey, Chris.
01:04:30Can you finally talk?
01:04:32Lacey!
01:04:34Chris?
01:04:36Hey!
01:04:38I swore there was nothing between you two.
01:04:41You terrible man again.
01:04:44Poor guy.
01:04:45I'm worried now.
01:04:47How did you get it, Lacey?
01:04:48You're just a nobody.
01:04:50A way to make his fans.
01:04:52His pathetic, lonely fans.
01:04:53Like a movie star like him.
01:04:55Could be with someone like that.
01:04:57No, Chris.
01:04:58Chris wouldn't do that.
01:04:59Really?
01:05:00What did your eyes tell you?
01:05:03But why?
01:05:04How?
01:05:05Chris!
01:05:06Hey!
01:05:07Hey!
01:05:08Do you really think Chris Paula has feelings for you?
01:05:12Not even your own mother wanted to.
01:05:18Something you got, Lacey.
01:05:20Grow off.
01:05:21As soon as you deliver this baby, Chris will dump you.
01:05:24And then him and I will be back together.
01:05:26No, you wouldn't.
01:05:27You're lying.
01:05:28You're so naive.
01:05:29You're a total old friend who doesn't know how to just play the part.
01:05:44We'll do exactly as I said.
01:05:46Sign this.
01:05:48No, I'm not signing this.
01:05:52I have to talk to Chris first.
01:05:54You'll do as I say,
01:05:55but I'll send these photos to the press of him cheating on you with me.
01:05:58I'd rather destroy Chris than let you have him.
01:06:03Is that the kind of life you want for your baby?
01:06:05A cheater loser dad?
01:06:08Please don't.
01:06:09You're so pathetic.
01:06:10I'm screwing him and you're still defending him.
01:06:18There is a seat.
01:06:19Stupid bitch.
01:06:20Finally.
01:06:21That gold digging bitch is gone.
01:06:22We can finally be together now.
01:06:24Wait.
01:06:25You?
01:06:26What did you do to me?
01:06:27Oh, I don't remember.
01:06:28That's okay baby.
01:06:29I remember.
01:06:30You're doing some naughty things to me.
01:06:32You drug me?
01:06:33No.
01:06:34You're not.
01:06:35No, you're not.
01:06:36No, you're not.
01:06:37It's not.
01:06:38I'm sorry.
01:06:39You're not.
01:06:40No, you're not.
01:06:41No, you're not.
01:06:42No, you're not.
01:06:43No, you're not.
01:06:44No, you're not.
01:06:45No, you're not.
01:06:46No, you're not.
01:06:47Get the fuck out of my house! Where's Lacey?
01:06:52She left you, Chris.
01:06:54It's all for the better. We're made for each other.
01:06:58Get out of my way!
01:07:00No! We could probably be together! We were meant to be!
01:07:05You're evil and delusional!
01:07:08You'll pay for everything you did.
01:07:10She's a fucking nobody!
01:07:17This is rich. Your entire marriage is a plan.
01:07:32I can't believe it.
01:07:35Aubrey was right. Chris left with Aubrey.
01:07:39I can't believe you protected him.
01:07:43What else was I supposed to do?
01:07:45Let him leak the photos and be the laughing stock of the internet?
01:07:55Answer it!
01:07:57No, I can't right now. I'm just too upset.
01:08:00Go take a walk and gather your courage and call him.
01:08:06You need closure.
01:08:08Go! Go! Go!
01:08:10Go! Go!
01:08:12I gotta pick up.
01:08:34Lacey.
01:08:35Lacey.
01:08:36She's not answering.
01:08:36She's not answering.
01:08:42I think she's gone.
01:08:44She left me.
01:08:48Anyway, I'm sorry, man.
01:08:50Chris!
01:08:54What the hell are you still doing here?
01:08:56I'm calling the police.
01:08:58Oh, no you're not. We have a show to put on at the premiere.
01:09:00You think I still care about some dumb movie premiere right now? Forget it!
01:09:04You're going!
01:09:06So you can tell the entire world that you left Lacey and that we're engaged.
01:09:10Why would I do that?
01:09:12If you don't, I'll show the world this.
01:09:17If you don't, I'll show the world this.
01:09:23You're blackmailing me? To marry you?
01:09:26You're soulless.
01:09:28You need a soul. I'm an actress.
01:09:30My greatest performance will be taking down Lacey Peters.
01:09:33Leave her out of this.
01:09:37Whatever you do, let's do it to me.
01:09:43Good. She thinks I've fallen for her.
01:09:45But Aubrey Flynn, I'm taking your bony ass down.
01:09:50Great. Love you too.
01:09:52You sure this is the movie star's girlfriend?
01:10:02She doesn't look a thing like Aubrey Flynn.
01:10:04She's got bigger tits though.
01:10:06Disgusting.
01:10:08Let me go.
01:10:11Bitch.
01:10:16Hey, hey. None of that.
01:10:18The boss said if we deliver an unharmed and alive, we'll get a bonus.
01:10:22How about a little kiss, girl then?
01:10:26Let me go. What do you want from me?
01:10:28Ten million dollars.
01:10:30I'm sure your boyfriend can cough that up easily.
01:10:32Fuck off. Lacey.
01:10:34That is not acceptable behavior from a good girl.
01:10:46I don't want to be here, Vincent.
01:10:48Look. I know that you're upset about Lacey or anything.
01:10:52But you must have a decision.
01:10:54I know. I just...
01:10:56I wish I knew what I did to make her so upset that she would just leave and completely stop talking to me.
01:11:00I told her to get lost.
01:11:02I can't believe she really listened.
01:11:04You're lucky to get rid of that trash, Chris.
01:11:06I can't wait to see your face when you see what I've got planned for you.
01:11:08I can't wait to see your face when you see what I've got planned for you.
01:11:20Arthur, I can't wait for you.
01:11:22Good luck with me.
01:11:23Good luck with me.
01:11:24I know.
01:11:25Good luck with me.
01:11:29You're welcome.
01:11:32You should be in jail.
01:11:34Sorry to disappoint you, babe.
01:11:36But I'm slippery.
01:11:38Those idiot cops won't catch me again.
01:11:46Arthur, I'm over here.
01:11:48You look great.
01:11:49I know.
01:11:50This way.
01:11:54You're welcome right here.
01:11:56He looks too cozy with that sweetheart.
01:11:58Did you screw up your relationship with him?
01:12:00It's none of your business.
01:12:02Chris, where's your fiancee?
01:12:07Chris, where's your fiancee?
01:12:09We have so much to celebrate this evening.
01:12:13Did your boyfriend give her that ring?
01:12:16We're really over.
01:12:18Talk to him.
01:12:19See if he chooses you.
01:12:20Forget it.
01:12:22You're afraid you're not worth the money?
01:12:24Is that it?
01:12:26Hey.
01:12:27Hey.
01:12:28Stop.
01:12:29Do it.
01:12:31Talk to him now.
01:12:32But things will get real messy soon.
01:12:35Chris and I have a huge announcement.
01:12:37Don't we, sweetie?
01:12:39We do.
01:12:41Things are changing between us.
01:12:43This will be our last film.
01:12:47This will be our last film.
01:12:48Because she'll be going to jail for drugging me and for blackmail.
01:12:53I did not.
01:12:55How could you say this for hard things?
01:12:57The video of our blackmail conversation was just posted to my social media.
01:13:01So the entire world can tell how ugly she really is.
01:13:04I'm an actress.
01:13:06My greatest performance will be taking down my computers.
01:13:11What are you doing?
01:13:12You are engaged!
01:13:14You bought me a $200,000 ring!
01:13:16Are you sure that ring is plastic?
01:13:18Just as fake as her.
01:13:20You can also see in the video that she's not even a good actress.
01:13:23How dare you!
01:13:24I went to this!
01:13:27Who's this?
01:13:28Please be here.
01:13:33Chris!
01:13:34You're leaving!
01:13:35You go!
01:13:36You're ruining her career!
01:13:38This became my career, Lacey.
01:13:40I choose her every time!
01:13:43Aubrey, it's it for that you did that!
01:13:44Chris leaving you for that woman!
01:13:46Well, Chris, you don't have to enjoy this!
01:13:47You're desperate?
01:13:49Desperate?
01:13:50I'm desperate?
01:13:52You're created a fake family!
01:13:54If you all believed in because you're all losers!
01:13:57All of us fans!
01:13:58Pathetic, lonely losers!
01:14:00Miss Flynn?
01:14:01The studio has asked that we remove you from the premises.
01:14:06They're being cut from the movie.
01:14:08What?
01:14:09Let's go.
01:14:10Get your gross skin off of me!
01:14:12I got a star!
01:14:14You can't do this!
01:14:15I have billions of followers!
01:14:17I'm calling my agent!
01:14:21Aubrey, any comment on the fact that you're rapidly losing followers?
01:14:24I am not!
01:14:25No!
01:14:26No!
01:14:27No!
01:14:28No!
01:14:29No!
01:14:30No!
01:14:32Lacey, is that you?
01:14:33Chris!
01:14:34Chris, please!
01:14:35They love me and they want $10 million!
01:14:36Please!
01:14:37I'm sorry!
01:14:38I...
01:14:39Where are you?
01:14:40Are you okay?
01:14:41Chris!
01:14:42Please!
01:14:43My mom!
01:14:44She's got me!
01:14:45You had someone follow her mom like I asked, right?
01:14:47I did!
01:14:48Why?
01:14:53Trust me.
01:14:55He doesn't care.
01:14:58And without him, Lonnie, you're worthless.
01:15:02And if I let you go, you're probably gonna go to the cop.
01:15:07Pray me again.
01:15:08Uh-uh.
01:15:09Right, honey?
01:15:10No!
01:15:11No!
01:15:12No, mom!
01:15:13Please!
01:15:14You know, you should thank me.
01:15:15You will never know the misery of having a child who betrays you!
01:15:17Somebody call my baby as innocent!
01:15:19You honestly think that I want another little shit in this world like you ruining my life?!
01:15:32Get the hell away from her!
01:15:33What is it?
01:15:35Run at!
01:15:36God!
01:15:38Give me $10 million and she'll live!
01:15:41Chain!
01:15:42Drop the knife.
01:15:44You really wanna have a baby with her?!
01:15:47She's viral!
01:15:48And any creature that comes out of her womb is going to be a monster like her!
01:15:52You mean like you?
01:15:54You watch your ma-
01:15:56Your daughter is the most amazing woman I've ever met but I am a psycho mother like you.
01:16:00Our child is lucky to have her!
01:16:03It's crazy to think that, I swear!
01:16:06No! No! Nicely! Please! Please! Don't let me go to jail!
01:16:11Well, you'll have plenty of time to think about everything when you're in jail. Again!
01:16:15Please! I'm your mother!
01:16:21Sorry, Mom, but you need to tell him out!
01:16:33You came back for me!
01:16:35I love you! You still don't believe me?
01:16:37You slept with Aubrey!
01:16:38No! She drugged me! And she was arrested too! I never even touched her, I swear!
01:16:43Is that true?
01:16:44Yes. It's you and only you.
01:16:49Honey, I lost you forever.
01:16:51Ever.
01:16:52This hotel again?
01:17:03What's wrong?
01:17:05I need to tell him the truth. I never found a father.
01:17:09About the baby's father, Heath.
01:17:14Father, Heath.
01:17:15I don't care who he is. He already signed a contract giving away his rights. That's all that matters.
01:17:19But he didn't. I forced a fake signature.
01:17:23No, there's more to it, okay?
01:17:25You can talk about this later. We need to get you home safe and have a doctor check on you.
01:17:40Thanks for letting me know the room number.
01:17:42Way to not just be a hero in the movies, Mr. Darcy.
01:17:45Mr. Darcy.
01:17:48Mr. Darcy.
01:17:49Wait, what did he just say?
01:17:52Nothing important.
01:17:57Let's get you to the doctor.
01:17:59Yes.
01:18:01I don't feel too good.
01:18:03Go get my car.
01:18:04Please don't scare me. Wake up. Wake up. Come on, baby, please.
01:18:19Drive faster. She's getting worse.
01:18:22Come on.
01:18:27Doctor, how's she doing?
01:18:28Please, tell me everything's okay.
01:18:29Tell me everything's okay.
01:18:30She's in good hands. She's going to be fine.
01:18:32Look, I need just a moment, please.
01:18:36We've told the press that she's at the hospital.
01:18:39That'll buy us more time.
01:18:41Good.
01:18:42And I will make sure that whatever happened in the hotel room won't get out.
01:18:48Trust me.
01:18:50Thanks, Benson.
01:18:51What about the premiere? I don't want any of Aubrey's crap hurting Lacey.
01:18:56Don't you worry about Aubrey.
01:18:58We've got that all taken care of.
01:19:01Okay, get your broken off of me!
01:19:04No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:19:10Doctor, is everything okay?
01:19:16Doctor, is everything okay?
01:19:18She's going to be fine, but the baby is not.
01:19:22I can't make any promises there.
01:19:25Look, I want to do a series of DNA tests to rule out any genetic abnormalities.
01:19:30I'm going to need your complete medical background for that.
01:19:33Uh...
01:19:35I'm not the biological father.
01:19:37Then I need the biological father.
01:19:40Look, this is a matter of life and death.
01:19:43Find the biological father now.
01:19:46I should have found out that the dad is gone. What do I do?
01:19:52Wait.
01:19:54His name must be on that contract.
01:19:55Darcy?
01:19:56Is she hiding this from me?
01:20:02So I'm the father of the baby?
01:20:05All this time?
01:20:06It's been her.
01:20:07It's been her.
01:20:09Something wrong, Mr. Powell?
01:20:10Is she hiding this from me?
01:20:14Is she hiding this from me?
01:20:18So I'm the father of the baby?
01:20:26All this time?
01:20:28It's been her.
01:20:29Something wrong, Mr. Powell?
01:20:41I just realized I'm going to be a dad.
01:20:46I need a DNA test, please.
01:20:47Okay.
01:20:50I'll have the nurse come in and draw blood right away.
01:21:02Chris?
01:21:04The baby.
01:21:05You and the baby are going to be just fine.
01:21:07You're given some medication.
01:21:09The doctors ran hundreds of tests.
01:21:12What happened to your arm?
01:21:16I was doing a DNA test.
01:21:19DNA test?
01:21:20For what?
01:21:22Lacey.
01:21:25I'm the baby's father.
01:21:27I'm Mr. Darcy.
01:21:28I'm Mr. Darcy.
01:21:33I'm the baby's father.
01:21:35I'm Mr. Darcy.
01:21:37What?
01:21:39Hold on, what?
01:21:41Wait, you're him?
01:21:43Yes, I left you my number.
01:21:46I waited for you.
01:21:48But when I woke up, you were gone.
01:21:51I thought it was just a one night stand.
01:21:52You just left.
01:21:53I didn't just leave.
01:21:54I left you my number.
01:21:55You never called.
01:21:56I thought you didn't want to see me.
01:21:59I tried everything to find you.
01:22:02I tried everything to find you too.
01:22:04I wanted you to know about your child.
01:22:07But I didn't know your name.
01:22:09I only knew you as...
01:22:10Mr. Darcy, listen.
01:22:12It doesn't matter.
01:22:15I didn't fall in love with the girl that night in the hotel.
01:22:19I fell in love with you.
01:22:22I want to build a family with you.
01:22:24Lacey, I don't have a photographer here to catch this moment.
01:22:30And I don't need it.
01:22:32I just need you.
01:22:34Being your husband and the father of our child would be the greatest part I'll ever play.
01:22:38Will you marry me?
01:22:40For real this time.
01:22:44For real this time.
01:22:45Yes.
01:22:46Yes.
01:22:47A hundred million times, yes.
01:22:57Both you and the baby are fine.
01:23:00I want you on bed rest though.
01:23:01That's doctor's orders.
01:23:03You can leave tomorrow.
01:23:04But uh...
01:23:06Well.
01:23:07I think you're in really great hands.
01:23:11We'll get married after the baby is born.
01:23:13No press.
01:23:14No irrelevant people.
01:23:15Just you and me.
01:23:16As a family.
01:23:18As a family.
01:23:27Look sweetie.
01:23:28And your dad are getting married.
01:23:30Do I want a baby of my own?
01:23:33Are you single?
01:23:35Do you take Lacey Peters to be your lawfully wedded wife?
01:23:40I do.
01:23:42And do you, Lacey Peters, take Darcy Rylandberger to be your lawfully wedded husband?
01:23:49Darcy Rylandberger?
01:23:52Chris Pal is my stage name.
01:23:55So you are Mr. Lacey.
01:23:58Well whoever you are, I do know.
01:24:09Ahh.
01:24:10You'reидal.
01:24:11And you're still in trouble.
01:24:12losing his smile, bothинг beard.
01:24:13UDDIY.
01:24:14And you're in trouble.
01:24:15Right?
01:24:16Ali.
01:24:17And you'm yeah.
01:24:18You're still in trouble.
01:24:19Until then.
01:24:21Fast down.
01:24:25You andEnders.
01:24:27When you got room from prison, at the discretionary house,
01:24:30Patrick is gone by himself.
01:24:31Tim Cartнач ogni月 is a bird beauii.
01:24:35instructor increased projection.