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00:00:00You

00:00:04But I'm here to protect you. You better listen to everything I say. That's my dad's best friend Chris Collins. He was sent here to keep me safe

00:00:14What did you get yourself into, Harper?

00:00:17You fantasize about fucking guys your dad's age? Harper, that is so nasty

00:00:23I don't kiss and I don't make love, Harper. Maybe I'm into that. I'm too dangerous

00:00:35You know, it's not cute be jealous

00:00:42It's been it you're jealous

00:00:45What the hell is happening to me I slept with my dad's best friend

00:00:50You know, I'm dangerous. I'll be sure of it

00:00:53Do your worst, daddy

00:01:08Oh, looking good girl

00:01:10Oh

00:01:21Another creep just my luck

00:01:27Please pick up

00:01:29Hi, dad

00:01:31Um, I'm stuck and I I need you to come help me

00:01:38Sure thing hunt

00:01:40Are you seriously screwing someone right now?

00:01:42He'll be there soon

00:01:50Drugging girls my club you must have a death wish

00:01:53You got the rogue, I swear

00:01:55You got the rogue, I swear

00:01:57You got the rogue, I swear

00:01:59You got the rogue, I swear

00:02:01You got the rogue, I swear

00:02:08Shut up

00:02:10You have the worst timing

00:02:12Hey, you know that favor you owe me

00:02:14I'm cashing it in

00:02:16Now

00:02:18What are you doing?

00:02:20What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?

00:02:33It's nice and warm in the back of my truck

00:02:36You'll get away from me creep

00:02:37Ah, you got a mouth on you, don't you?

00:02:40Oh

00:02:43Stop

00:02:44Let's see what else he can do

00:02:48What the hell?

00:02:57Mr. Collins?

00:02:58That's in his best friend?

00:03:10You're shivering

00:03:19Come on, kiddo

00:03:20Kiddo?

00:03:21Why is he still calling me that?

00:03:23I'm a grown-ass woman

00:03:26Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?

00:03:29Let's go

00:03:29I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like five Christmases

00:03:49Something wrong?

00:03:53Your arm is

00:03:54Wet

00:04:00From the rain

00:04:03Wipe it then

00:04:25There's no rain up there

00:04:28Right, sorry

00:04:32So why'd my dad send you anyway?

00:04:36Thought you'd be

00:04:37Busy running your nightclub or

00:04:40Beating up sleaze bags not picking up some guy's daughter

00:04:49Come to think of it

00:04:51I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months

00:04:54I don't do small talk

00:04:58Okay then

00:05:03Wait, wait, wait, stop

00:05:05I need to pick something

00:05:06No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol

00:05:08I am 22 years old

00:05:10Exactly

00:05:11Kiddo

00:05:11Shut up

00:05:12You're not that much older than me

00:05:15Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later

00:05:17And I need to buy alcohol

00:05:18Because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me

00:05:20And then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year

00:05:22And nobody

00:05:25If I take you

00:05:27Will you shut up?

00:05:28Yes

00:05:29I'll be quick

00:05:37I'll be quick

00:05:38You're not going out there dressed like that

00:05:50It's not safe

00:05:53It's not safe

00:05:55Has it been like this the whole time?

00:05:57Yeah

00:05:58Why didn't you say something?

00:06:00I just did

00:06:00You freaking creep

00:06:04Give me a jacket

00:06:05Or something

00:06:13When you're done checking me out

00:06:22I think your store closes in two minutes

00:06:26I was not checking you out

00:06:39That was a yawn

00:06:40I'm sure it was, kiddo

00:06:41It's past your bedtime

00:06:43Stop calling me kid

00:06:47Stop calling me kid

00:06:48I'm not safe

00:06:49I don't know

00:06:49You have to be right

00:06:52I don't know

00:06:53You have to be right

00:06:55I like

00:06:55I don't know

00:06:56I don't know

00:06:57You have to be right

00:06:58You might actually make friends tonight, Harper

00:07:04This is a small kickback

00:07:13Looks like a goddamn circus in there

00:07:16Does your dad know about that?

00:07:19Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit

00:07:22I would give a shit what he thinks

00:07:24But he doesn't live here

00:07:26And neither do you

00:07:27Yeah, about that

00:07:28I live here now

00:07:29He put me in charge

00:07:30And I'm kicking everyone out

00:07:33Wait, Chris, no, please

00:07:34This might be my only chance to make friends

00:07:39You can't buy your friends, kid

00:07:50I don't have another choice

00:07:53I've barely met anyone since I transferred here

00:07:56And this is my last year of college

00:07:58And I don't want to graduate alone

00:08:01Fine

00:08:03Have your kickback

00:08:05Or not

00:08:06Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back

00:08:10I don't need you to look after me

00:08:13I don't need you to look after me

00:08:13Who is that?

00:08:16Who is that?

00:08:18No

00:08:20I'm going to kill you?

00:08:27Count your days, slut?

00:08:28It's not a big deal

00:08:30I can explain

00:08:31This is your ex, Brian

00:08:32Your dad was talking about him

00:08:34This sick fuck

00:08:35You guys were spying on me?

00:08:38Mark cares about your safety

00:08:40That's the only reason I'm here

00:08:43It's either me living here

00:08:44Or three bodyguards

00:08:46Your choice

00:08:47You are not living here

00:08:56I don't give a shit what my dad says

00:08:58I don't need a babysitter

00:09:00Then stop acting like a baby

00:09:04You better not show your face in there

00:09:08I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends

00:09:11God damn it

00:09:19Proms to Mark

00:09:21Whoa

00:09:30Who's this

00:09:32Bob Grandpa?

00:09:34Grandpa?

00:09:35He's hotter than you, mate

00:09:37Huh?

00:09:41Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run, Greek wife

00:09:48Could literally be on a yacht right now

00:09:51Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad

00:09:54And rich dad means

00:09:56Fancy alcohol!

00:10:03Hi, hi

00:10:04Christina, Fox, and Becca too

00:10:07I can't believe you guys actually came to my party

00:10:09Duh

00:10:10Couldn't miss it

00:10:12It's really nice to meet you

00:10:16Well

00:10:17Please

00:10:18Feel free to help

00:10:20Yourselves

00:10:22Thanks, Heather

00:10:24Oh, it's Harper

00:10:25Enjoy the party

00:10:28I guess this bottle and the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper

00:10:36Where's Harper?

00:10:40Harper?

00:10:40Forget Harper

00:10:44Hang out with me

00:10:46I know somewhere we can talk

00:10:49I know somewhere we can talk

00:10:54I don't like talking

00:10:56Oh, I know your type, Daddy

00:10:58Christina and I

00:10:59We're into group activities

00:11:01Talk or

00:11:03No talk

00:11:04You're telling me you would turn down the both of us

00:11:07For that nobody Harper

00:11:09Sorry ladies

00:11:11Sorry ladies

00:11:11I don't like my women

00:11:13Desperate

00:11:14Oh, and mention Harper's name again

00:11:19And I'll make you regret it

00:11:21Huh?

00:11:22He really picked Harper over us

00:11:26I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us

00:11:32Oh, Harper

00:11:41Oh, Harper

00:11:42Hey

00:11:43Listen

00:11:45Do you think I could use your bathroom?

00:11:47Everyone is using the one downstairs and

00:11:50Ew

00:11:51Ew

00:11:52Yeah, of course you can

00:11:54You're like

00:11:55You're school royalty

00:11:57Thanks

00:11:58You know

00:11:59I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier

00:12:02We're

00:12:04We're friends?

00:12:05Of course

00:12:06I have to pee

00:12:09Wait for me?

00:12:11Uh, yeah

00:12:11Of course

00:12:12I'll just maybe be right outside my own room

00:12:14What dirt can I find?

00:12:27Oh, this is gold

00:12:37Harper

00:12:39You are one psychotic little bitch

00:12:43Time to shut your loser party down

00:12:48I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy

00:13:05The hell

00:13:19Attention, everybody

00:13:27Hello

00:13:28You all seem a little bored

00:13:31So why don't I spice things up by reading

00:13:35A few pages of Harper's diary

00:13:40Let's see

00:13:43Dear diary

00:13:45Dad never wants to hang out with me

00:13:48Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me

00:13:51Aw, Harper

00:13:53Daddy issues much?

00:13:56No

00:14:01I just need to give it back

00:14:03Dad's friend Chris

00:14:08Is like

00:14:09A dilf

00:14:11That stands for

00:14:12A dad I'd like to fuck

00:14:14And honestly

00:14:15If he weren't my dad's best friend

00:14:19You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?

00:14:26Harper, that is so nasty

00:14:28No, Christina, it's not true

00:14:29Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something

00:14:32Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?

00:14:41Let's pull her down

00:14:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:14:51Fuck this

00:15:03Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome

00:15:29With you and your loser friend

00:15:30You were supposed to get rid of him

00:15:36Come to her party

00:15:42Take advantage of her kindness

00:15:44And you make fun of her family life

00:15:46It was a joke

00:15:47It was a joke

00:15:48The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid

00:15:51Without her father in her life

00:15:53Your dad taught you how to be a witch

00:15:55Chris, that's enough

00:15:59Let her go

00:16:01One last

00:16:04What the hell is wrong with you?

00:16:11You're too old to be this petty

00:16:13You're damn right I'm petty

00:16:14Let's get one thing straight

00:16:15Harper might be too kind to flash your family's connections

00:16:19If you mess with her again

00:16:21Fuck you up

00:16:26But we're literally just girls

00:16:28I don't give a fuck

00:16:29Everyone out

00:16:30The fuck out

00:16:32What the hell was that?

00:16:43What the hell was that?

00:17:01She hurt you

00:17:01Chris, I'm fine

00:17:02Chris, I said I'm fine

00:17:05You're crying

00:17:11Why are you crying?

00:17:15I won't understand

00:17:16Those aren't your friends, kid

00:17:18They just tried to hurt you

00:17:20I don't need you to fight my battles for me

00:17:22Stupid

00:17:25I know they're not my friends

00:17:26But that was Christina Fox

00:17:28You just embarrassed me in front of him

00:17:29I'm gonna stop you right here

00:17:29And she's the queen of our support

00:17:31I said stop

00:17:36I don't care if she runs the school

00:17:39We'll find you another school

00:17:41I'm here to keep you safe

00:17:43Keep me safe

00:17:43By pulling out a gun in front of college students

00:17:46Just because you run some sort of shady business

00:17:48I choose my next words very carefully, kid

00:17:51I told you to stop calling me that

00:18:00And I told you to stop acting like love

00:18:02Oh yeah?

00:18:05If I'm such a kid

00:18:08What's that breast against my leg right now?

00:18:16Sorry, kid

00:18:17That's my gun

00:18:19You're gonna have to try a lot harder

00:18:21If you want to turn me on

00:18:22You better not be here tomorrow

00:18:25Please tell me you're gone

00:18:41There better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear

00:18:49I don't care what my dad says

00:18:52God

00:19:00What kind of freak is my dad friends with?

00:19:19No

00:19:20No, no, no, no, no, no

00:19:24It's gonna not be happening

00:19:25He's gonna be back in any second

00:19:27You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked

00:19:38I don't want to

00:19:42I don't want to play

00:19:43What do you even do with these, you perv?

00:19:46Oh, I'm the perv?

00:19:48You're the one who came into my room

00:19:49Into my closet when I wasn't here

00:19:51I was doing you a favor

00:19:54And helping you move out

00:19:55Because you shouldn't be here

00:19:56Uncuff me

00:19:59What are your manners?

00:20:06Say please

00:20:07I don't have time for your games, old man

00:20:13Give me the key

00:20:16What the?

00:20:23You and I are going to establish some ground rules

00:20:25Are you ready to listen?

00:20:28Like a good little girl?

00:20:29Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?

00:20:35Rule number one

00:20:36There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo

00:20:42You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it

00:20:45So when I tell you

00:20:46So when I tell you

00:20:46That I'm here to protect you

00:20:48You better listen to everything I say

00:20:51I can take care of my-

00:20:53Rule number two

00:20:54No talking back

00:20:56I am the last guy

00:20:58You want to piss off?

00:21:06Rule number three

00:21:07Don't start any games

00:21:12You're not ready to play

00:21:14So what else do you have planned today?

00:21:30Oh, my plans are none of your concern

00:21:37Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America

00:21:42We have this thing called privacy

00:21:44You can have your privacy

00:21:47Until sunset

00:21:49What does that mean?

00:21:55You have curfew

00:21:56How's my daughter?

00:22:19Um, hot

00:22:21What was that?

00:22:23Uh, she's hot-headed

00:22:25Why the hell did I say that?

00:22:27That's why you're watching her and not me

00:22:29Is she back from class?

00:22:31She was supposed to be back from class hours ago

00:22:33Chris, is my daughter okay?

00:22:36She's fine, Mark

00:22:37Good

00:22:38You're my best friend

00:22:39You're the only one I trust to keep her safe

00:22:42You better have a good excuse when I find you

00:22:51You better have a good excuse when I find you

00:22:52Give me some time

00:23:00Stay when I try

00:23:01Look at my head

00:23:04Give me some time

00:23:07This is the end

00:23:10Look at my head

00:23:12You're a fucking strip club, Harper

00:23:27Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble

00:23:31When you're at a goddamn strip club

00:23:33Oh, excuse me

00:23:46We're filming

00:23:47Filming?

00:23:49Filming what?

00:23:50Some real hot stuff

00:23:52Now beat it, Grandpa

00:23:53Go find a room somewhere else

00:23:54I'm looking for Harper Reeves

00:23:57It says her location is here

00:23:58So step aside

00:24:00Before I make you

00:24:01Nope

00:24:03Harper's my best friend

00:24:04And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for

00:24:06Hey, wait

00:24:07Wait

00:24:08Wait

00:24:09He looks so sexy

00:24:18Keep going

00:24:19Harper?

00:24:24You shouldn't be here

00:24:28You shouldn't be here

00:24:30I tried to stop him

00:24:32Hey

00:24:35No, Harper

00:24:36You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place

00:24:38What do you think you're doing here?

00:24:40It's for a class project

00:24:42Give him this camera back, you prick

00:24:43Class my ass

00:24:45Is that what you want to

00:24:46Hold her to get her here?

00:24:47I ought to stick this camera straight up

00:24:49Chris, stop

00:24:49Not until I pummel this creep

00:24:51Then the camera's next

00:24:52Hey, wait

00:24:53Wait

00:24:53Not the camera

00:24:54That's a thousand dollars

00:24:55You should have thought about that

00:24:56Before making Harper shoot your porn

00:24:59That is enough

00:25:00These look amazing, Harper

00:25:16Oh, my best friend is so sexy

00:25:18Wait till the whole class sees this

00:25:20No one's going to see these

00:25:22Deleting them

00:25:23What?

00:25:24That is art

00:25:25Give him this camera back

00:25:27Or I swear to God

00:25:27I'll go out there

00:25:28And I'll give one of those creeps

00:25:30A lap dance

00:25:31See how much my dad likes that

00:25:34Your choice

00:25:39Camera is

00:25:44Camera is

00:25:44It's like

00:25:45I don't believe

00:25:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:25:49You asshole

00:25:50If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again

00:25:53I will jam that camera so far down your throat

00:25:56You'll be shitting out Polaroids

00:25:59What the fuck is your problem?

00:26:06We're leaving. Now.

00:26:16So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?

00:26:20I did it for your own good.

00:26:22You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!

00:26:25You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.

00:26:31You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.

00:26:33Like a piece of meat.

00:26:36My classmate? It sounds like someone's a little jealous.

00:26:43Jealous? Jealous?

00:26:50You're cute, Harper. I'll give you that.

00:26:53And those things you do?

00:26:55They're cute, too.

00:26:57You know what's not cute?

00:27:00Me jealous.

00:27:02Now, you were right. I'm in some shady business.

00:27:04And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.

00:27:08But you better not test me.

00:27:10Or I'll break you.

00:27:14In more than one way, Harper.

00:27:16Well, guess what?

00:27:21You just called me Harper instead of kid.

00:27:26Just admit that you want me.

00:27:30What the hell is happening to me?

00:27:38There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.

00:27:42Put your seatbelt on.

00:27:44You know what, Chris?

00:27:45You want to be my bodyguard?

00:27:47Fine.

00:27:48But I'm going to make you crazy for me.

00:27:51Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.

00:27:52So, are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?

00:28:00No.

00:28:01Are you sleeping with a professor?

00:28:04Oh my God, Maria, no!

00:28:05Ew!

00:28:07That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.

00:28:10He was sent here to keep me safe.

00:28:12And he secretly wants to fuck you.

00:28:15I don't know.

00:28:17But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.

00:28:20Um, wait.

00:28:22You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?

00:28:27Think about it.

00:28:29What?

00:28:31We need to get my dad to fire Chris.

00:28:33The only way to do that is if he makes a move.

00:28:36So that's step one.

00:28:37Hmm.

00:28:38You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.

00:28:41He was jealous, Harbs.

00:28:43Yeah, right.

00:28:44Jealous of me?

00:28:45I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.

00:28:47He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.

00:28:53Not jealous of you, dummy.

00:28:55Jealous over you.

00:28:56It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.

00:29:00So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...

00:29:05Until he snaps.

00:29:06And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.

00:29:09And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt-fuck nowhere in no time.

00:29:17Here's to Operation Seduction.

00:29:19Chris Collins, you better watch out.

00:29:22Because I get what I want.

00:29:24So sexy outfit, check.

00:29:38Popcorn, check.

00:29:39The notebook, the only movie that can make a guy cry, check.

00:29:43What do you want?

00:29:56You done giving me the silent treatment?

00:29:58Um, popcorn?

00:30:00Harper, you idiot.

00:30:02Seduce him.

00:30:03I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.

00:30:09But if you're busy, I can come back later.

00:30:13Wait, wait, wait.

00:30:16I have a day, but that's not important.

00:30:18Your pulse is racing.

00:30:20What's going on?

00:30:22Oh.

00:30:24Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?

00:30:26Uh, no, I just...

00:30:28I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.

00:30:33But it's...

00:30:34Well, are we watching a movie or not?

00:30:54But what about your date?

00:30:55Okay.

00:30:58How are you not crying?

00:31:16This is like the saddest movie ever.

00:31:19Because it's not real.

00:31:21This is ridiculous.

00:31:23No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.

00:31:27It's true love.

00:31:30There's no such thing as true love.

00:31:33Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.

00:31:36Or...

00:31:38Maybe...

00:31:40You're just a soulless AI bot.

00:31:45And there are batteries in your back.

00:31:47What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?

00:32:00What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?

00:32:05No, come on.

00:32:07Just admit that you enjoyed it.

00:32:08Shh.

00:32:09Don't mess with me, Harper.

00:32:16I'm not a toy.

00:32:17I'll ruin you.

00:32:18Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.

00:32:21As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.

00:32:24It's not a lie.

00:32:30You are a beautiful woman.

00:32:32And I'm too much for you, kid.

00:32:34You can't handle me.

00:32:37Try me.

00:32:38I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.

00:32:45I don't kiss.

00:32:46And I don't make love, Harper.

00:32:50Maybe I'm into that.

00:32:52No.

00:32:53I don't think you are.

00:32:57What did you get yourself into, Harper?

00:32:59I'm not anymore.

00:33:02And even when you're a woman, I never loved you.

00:33:04You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.

00:33:31Not be seduced by him.

00:33:34I told you not to call me on my personal phone.

00:33:38I told you not to call me on my personal phone.

00:33:42You're late, big daddy.

00:33:44But you sound pissed.

00:33:47So I'll wait.

00:33:49You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?

00:33:52Not tonight.

00:33:54Busy.

00:33:55Busy?

00:33:57Maybe for me, you're not.

00:34:00When the hell could you possibly be?

00:34:02Are you with another woman?

00:34:05Woman?

00:34:06No.

00:34:09Not a woman.

00:34:12Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?

00:34:22Not this guy.

00:34:24Lose my number.

00:34:25Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.

00:34:37Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.

00:34:39She's going to be the death of me.

00:34:59Kid.

00:35:02Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.

00:35:05Stay.

00:35:15Stay.

00:35:19Damn it, Harper.

00:35:20I don't know.

00:35:50you know if you're trying to fill me up you should probably have your hand inside my pants

00:36:06oh my god did we have sex oh my god did we have sex i slept with my dad's best friend

00:36:15his business partner i'm a dead girl walking no but we might as well if you're going to keep your

00:36:22hand on me so so we didn't no because you're still alive trust me you can't handle a night with me

00:36:36angel one night with me is when you wouldn't survive you don't know that let's just say

00:36:44you're lucky you're not my time oh yeah explain that that's morning wood sweetheart don't get

00:36:52your hopes up we're not on a nickname basis you're just some guy who works with my dad and can't

00:36:59take a hint is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you

00:37:05is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you

00:37:09what's wrong not as adventurous as you thought you were i am gonna go for a cock a walk

00:37:21i'm gonna go for a walk

00:37:24with my friend thanks for watching me sleep bye

00:37:30what's up

00:37:52So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.

00:38:18Struggling much?

00:38:22I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.

00:38:47I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.

00:38:55Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?

00:39:00That's not...

00:39:01No underwear.

00:39:15That's bad manners, Angel.

00:39:19What are you going to do?

00:39:22Punish you.

00:39:23I don't know.

00:39:29I don't know.

00:39:34What do I know?

00:39:38You don't know me?

00:39:39I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.

00:39:48Would you complain about that, princess?

00:39:51Let's you do your worst.

00:39:54Let's you do your worst.

00:39:55I'm sorry.

00:40:11I can't let this happen.

00:40:13What the heck? Why are you stopping?

00:40:14You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.

00:40:23But...

00:40:24But what about...

00:40:25There's no buts.

00:40:28Can't let this happen again.

00:40:30Cut block!

00:40:45You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?

00:40:52You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?

00:40:56That was part of the plan!

00:40:58I can't even go back to my own place now.

00:41:00I'm so embarrassed.

00:41:02Was it...

00:41:02Big?

00:41:05So big.

00:41:08Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.

00:41:11It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.

00:41:15Wait, what do you mean?

00:41:16He's a sex freak?

00:41:18Like...

00:41:18BDSM?

00:41:20The whole nine yards.

00:41:21Whips, chains, handcuffs.

00:41:24My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.

00:41:26Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?

00:41:30Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?

00:41:33Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.

00:41:37Crap, what if he is coming?

00:41:38Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.

00:41:44Stop missing with that.

00:42:00You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.

00:42:03You don't think it's too much, Maria?

00:42:05How else are you going to woo your man?

00:42:08He's not my man.

00:42:09I hope you're not talking about me.

00:42:15Ew, leave, Brian.

00:42:17She doesn't want to speak to you.

00:42:19You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?

00:42:22Harps?

00:42:24Huh?

00:42:27What do you want, Brian?

00:42:32Just five minutes.

00:42:36Fine.

00:42:36Harper, are you sure?

00:42:39It's okay.

00:42:39Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.

00:42:57Where the fuck do you think you're taking?

00:42:59I want to get back together.

00:43:09You cheated on me.

00:43:12I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.

00:43:15But that was months ago.

00:43:17Huh?

00:43:18Haven't you already got your payback yet?

00:43:20This isn't about payback.

00:43:23I've moved on, and you should, too.

00:43:27What do you mean, moved on?

00:43:29Hmm?

00:43:30Are you fucking other guys?

00:43:33You slut!

00:43:34Hmm?

00:43:34Get off of me!

00:43:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:43:38Let me see, then.

00:43:39Let me see how you're fucking other guys.

00:43:41Show me.

00:43:41Show me!

00:43:42Let go of me!

00:43:44There's the most handsome man at the gala.

00:43:47I was hoping I'd run into you.

00:43:50A drink?

00:43:50I don't have time for this.

00:43:52You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.

00:43:55That's not happening.

00:43:57Ever.

00:43:57Are you fucking breaking up with me?

00:44:01Me.

00:44:02We were never a thing to begin with, babe.

00:44:05Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.

00:44:08It's not a threat.

00:44:10It's a fact.

00:44:10You'll regret this, Christopher.

00:44:18But I'm not gonna come after you.

00:44:20I'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.

00:44:24Help me!

00:44:29Help!

00:44:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?

00:44:32Stop it, that's enough!

00:44:34Good girl.

00:44:38You are gonna regret that, you bitch.

00:44:40I don't think she will, actually.

00:44:43That's for calling her a bitch.

00:44:46And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.

00:44:49You just made me rip it, asshole.

00:44:53You okay?

00:44:57Take her, you psychopath.

00:44:58She's fucking used goods anyways.

00:45:00Stop it!

00:45:12You're gonna kill him.

00:45:13Good.

00:45:13He's not worth it.

00:45:15Let's go.

00:45:16If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.

00:45:23I promise.

00:45:25Let's go.

00:45:44Fuck.

00:45:46Chris, you almost killed him.

00:45:50Should we call 911?

00:45:52Seriously, Harper?

00:45:54He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?

00:45:56I handled myself just fine.

00:45:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?

00:46:16You're taking self-defense classes with me.

00:46:29So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.

00:46:34Let's see who you are.

00:46:36Do we have to do this?

00:46:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?

00:46:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?

00:46:55Your dad wants me to keep you safe.

00:46:59So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.

00:47:04I'm going to throw up.

00:47:20Breathe.

00:47:21You can do this.

00:47:24I'm right here.

00:47:52Don't focus on the water.

00:47:55Just look at me.

00:48:02It's not hard to do.

00:48:03It's okay.

00:48:17It's okay.

00:48:17It's me.

00:48:18I got you.

00:48:19It's okay.

00:48:21It's okay.

00:48:21You're fine.

00:48:28You're fine, Harper.

00:48:35Just breathe.

00:48:37Just keep breathing.

00:48:40How are you feeling?

00:48:41Fine.

00:48:50Just insanely distracted.

00:48:53Ready for the next step?

00:48:56I don't know if I'm ready.

00:49:03I'll hold your hand the whole time.

00:49:04I thought you didn't make those.

00:49:11What?

00:49:14Oh my God.

00:49:16Oh my God, you're talking about swimming.

00:49:20You're talking about swimming.

00:49:24What goes on in that head of yours?

00:49:27I want you to get used to being underwater.

00:49:30I want you to get used to being underwater.

00:49:48Harper, Harper, Harper, what happened, what happened, you blacked out, you're okay, you're

00:50:08okay, sorry, sorry, you did amazing, you're just going to

00:50:18get better and better, I can't do this, it's okay, we'll try again tomorrow, just kiss

00:50:28me, your dad won't like this, don't think about him, if you want me, then kiss me, if

00:50:39you want me, then kiss me, I don't think you understand what you're getting into, I'm a

00:50:44dangerous man, Harper, just say you don't want me, does that feel like I don't want

00:50:59you, I want you, and I told you not to mess with me, you're going to get hurt, you really

00:51:13like me, what the hell, what are you doing, we need to talk about this first, inside, with

00:51:27our minds, not our crosses, why are you being such a tease, you grandpa, I'm not a tease,

00:51:32I just care about you, so you are a grandpa, just as much as you're a kid, come on, let's

00:51:42go inside, no, I need a moment to cool off, I'm going to shout, Harper, what are you doing,

00:52:03so this is where Chris has been lately, running a daycare, who are you and what are you doing

00:52:19in my house, who are you and what are you doing in my house, I'm Alana Kaufman, the heiress

00:52:28of the Kaufman Motor Industries, I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at

00:52:33the gala, and I wanted to warn you, he might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he

00:52:40really is sweetheart, yeah he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into

00:52:46my house, oh honey, I go where I want, plus I keep tabs on our mutual friend, you've been

00:52:55tracking him, what kind of psycho are you, the same kind he is, let's just say Chris

00:53:02and I have explored each other very intimately, let's just say Chris and I have explored each

00:53:12other very intimately, I'm surprised, doesn't look like you can handle him in bed, just all

00:53:21around, not intense enough for him, not intense enough, yeah well, Chris and I actually have

00:53:28a lot of fun, oh please don't make me laugh, I mean look at you, you're the most vanilla missionary, pillow princess ever, you're out of your league kid, don't call me that,

00:53:48you wanna know how Chris likes the fuck, he likes to take you from behind, handcuff you, so you can't run, choke you out, none of that, kissing, pillow talk, well maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face, he'll be bored of you in a week, he actually lives here with me,

00:54:17You go skate, aah,

00:54:22Help, help me I can't swim.

00:54:27Help, help I can't swim.

00:54:30Help, help I can't swim.

00:54:34Help, I can't swim.

00:54:36Swim!

00:54:49Harper! Harper!

00:54:53Smile for T&P, Spencer.

00:54:56Please don't!

00:54:58Just crawl your way out, idiot.

00:55:01That's what you get for stealing my man.

00:55:06Harper!

00:55:09Harper!

00:55:36No!

00:55:40Come on!

00:55:42Harper!

00:55:44No!

00:55:46Come on!

00:55:48Harper!

00:55:51Harper!

00:55:52I thought I was going to die.

00:56:04I thought I was going to die.

00:56:06You're okay.

00:56:07Just breathe.

00:56:08Just breathe.

00:56:09You're safe now.

00:56:10Just breathe.

00:56:11Way to downgrade, Chris.

00:56:12I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.

00:56:14It's pathetic.

00:56:15Homewreck?

00:56:16Mm.

00:56:17Harper could never homewreck us Malala.

00:56:24She couldn't if she tried.

00:56:26I need to come back to me, baby.

00:56:29We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.

00:56:34She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck.

00:56:40Joke me.

00:56:41Harder.

00:56:42I miss how rough you get, baby.

00:56:52I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.

00:56:57How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?

00:57:01She's fine.

00:57:02Stop overreacting, baby.

00:57:05What are you doing?

00:57:14Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has

00:57:19tanked on the stock market, and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from

00:57:24Kaufman Motors.

00:57:25You're going to tell dear old dad that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible

00:57:30for his company going bankrupt.

00:57:32You got that?

00:57:33Are you threatening me?

00:57:35No.

00:57:36I'm telling you.

00:57:38Don't fuck with the people I care about.

00:57:43Get out of here.

00:57:44Wait.

00:57:45Please.

00:57:46Don't.

00:57:47I'll do anything.

00:57:48Please.

00:57:49What are you doing?

00:57:50Please.

00:57:51Please.

00:57:52Please.

00:57:53Please.

00:57:54Please.

00:57:55Please.

00:57:56Please.

00:57:57Please.

00:57:58Please.

00:57:59Please.

00:58:00Please.

00:58:01Please.

00:58:02Please.

00:58:03Please.

00:58:04Please.

00:58:05Please.

00:58:06Please.

00:58:07Please.

00:58:08Please.

00:58:09Please.

00:58:10Please.

00:58:11Please.

00:58:12Please.

00:58:13Please.

00:58:14Please.

00:58:15Please.

00:58:16Please.

00:58:17Please.

00:58:18Please.

00:58:19I'm sorry for the situation

00:58:27I put you in, Margot.

00:58:29She will not bother you again.

00:58:33I swear.

00:58:34Don't worry about it.

00:58:38I guess we both

00:58:40have histories of

00:58:42dating crazies, huh?

00:58:45I've never dated her.

00:58:48We weren't a thing.

00:58:49I'm not a brand of her.

00:58:56Are you seriously jealous right now?

00:59:06She said that

00:59:07that I would never be able

00:59:13to handle you.

00:59:17She said that

00:59:18that I would never be able

00:59:24to handle you,

00:59:27satisfy you

00:59:29in bed,

00:59:31that I was

00:59:36too much of a kid

00:59:38and then

00:59:38that you'd never be into me.

00:59:45Is that true?

00:59:49That's not how I feel, Harper.

00:59:53But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.

00:59:55I'm supposed to protect you.

00:59:58When I was in that pool,

01:00:04I really thought I was gonna die.

01:00:10And all I could think about

01:00:12was all the things

01:00:14I regret never doing.

01:00:15What did you regret?

01:00:19I'm not doing this sooner.

01:00:21Yeah.

01:00:22See you later.

01:00:23I'm not seeing you smile.

01:00:27I was just gonna yell,

01:00:28let's do it.

01:00:29Do it.

01:00:30Do it.

01:00:30Yeah.

01:00:32I was just gonna stand,

01:00:32but I could just see you

01:00:33in that pool.

01:00:33What if there's any mis...?

01:00:34What the hell am I doing?

01:00:54Why did you stop again?

01:00:56You're playing with fire, Harper.

01:00:59Your dad is going to kill me.

01:01:01I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.

01:01:06This isn't about Mark.

01:01:08It's about you and me.

01:01:09So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.

01:01:15I'm too dangerous.

01:01:20So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.

01:01:26It's for the best, Harper.

01:01:27However, there's a reason I don't let people close to me.

01:01:31Yeah.

01:01:33It's because you're a coward.

01:01:36You're allowed to be mad at me.

01:01:37Just admit it.

01:01:39You led me on and then you got cold feet.

01:01:41Just be a man and own it.

01:01:42It's not true.

01:01:43Don't!

01:01:44You're a psycho.

01:01:45You're a psycho.

01:01:53I'm just trying to protect you.

01:01:57I'm not hungry.

01:02:07I'm not hungry.

01:02:11You need to eat.

01:02:19No.

01:02:20What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.

01:02:31Are we even now?

01:02:35Bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.

01:02:38What's wrong, kiddo?

01:02:40I hate seeing you like this.

01:02:42You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.

01:02:45Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.

01:03:01Featuring the work of students,

01:03:03Harper Reeves.

01:03:04I'm going to make this up to you.

01:03:11Promise.

01:03:19Has Mr. Collins seen this?

01:03:21Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.

01:03:26Nope.

01:03:27And he's never going to.

01:03:29Huh?

01:03:29I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.

01:03:33Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?

01:03:36Oh, hey.

01:03:38Hey.

01:03:39Let's forget about that douchebag.

01:03:41Okay?

01:03:41You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors

01:03:44so you can pass this class.

01:03:45And I am not letting you fail.

01:03:47Stop moping.

01:03:49Let's go wine and dine some rich people.

01:03:51Okay?

01:03:54Okay.

01:03:54Hey.

01:03:59How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?

01:04:10Like a million hours?

01:04:12Who the fuck cares?

01:04:14We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.

01:04:20Make sure no one's coming.

01:04:21I think I hear them coming.

01:04:45Let's go.

01:04:46One last touch.

01:04:51Good luck being the only artist

01:04:57who doesn't make a single sale tonight.

01:05:00Harper.

01:05:05Tonight is going to be perfect.

01:05:08Huh?

01:05:09What?

01:05:11No, no, no, no.

01:05:12My final project.

01:05:15How am I going to graduate?

01:05:17Why would someone do this to me?

01:05:18Harper.

01:05:23Harper.

01:05:26Harper.

01:05:27I'm kind of confused.

01:05:29Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?

01:05:31Shh.

01:05:34Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?

01:05:37Shh.

01:05:37Don't say that.

01:05:40It's obviously her self-portrait.

01:05:42Did you do this?

01:05:51Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.

01:05:57We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.

01:05:59You're not going to get away with this.

01:06:00Guess what?

01:06:01You have no proof.

01:06:04Good luck with that, losers.

01:06:07That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.

01:06:10Harper, there's the student I've been looking for.

01:06:14Professor, I can explain.

01:06:18Harper?

01:06:21Is this your work?

01:06:23It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?

01:06:26We have to fail Harper.

01:06:28It looks like a complete joke.

01:06:31Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.

01:06:34In fact, I guess I just bought this piece.

01:06:39Wait, what?

01:06:40Who would buy this crap?

01:06:42I would.

01:06:54Who would buy this piece of crap?

01:06:57I would.

01:06:58It's you.

01:07:02You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.

01:07:06Christina, don't be rude.

01:07:08Don't you know who this is?

01:07:10Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.

01:07:13There's no way.

01:07:15That's okay, Professor.

01:07:16Not everyone has taste.

01:07:20How much for this painting?

01:07:22Oh, no.

01:07:22Our starting price is $18,000.

01:07:29Done.

01:07:31Wait, $1,800?

01:07:34You can study at this school or not.

01:07:37We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.

01:07:40You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?

01:07:50Here's $2,000.

01:07:54Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.

01:07:59Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.

01:08:02Oh, my God, oh, my God!

01:08:05Are you fucking kidding me?

01:08:09Are you fucking kidding me?

01:08:12Language, Miss Hawks.

01:08:13Don't tell me what to do, old lady.

01:08:15Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?

01:08:20My father still runs this university.

01:08:23Money runs this university.

01:08:26And I'm going to report the two of you to the Chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.

01:08:34You're going to get us expelled.

01:08:36Professor, you can't.

01:08:38Please.

01:08:38Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.

01:08:42No, wait, Professor!

01:08:43Well, not so fast.

01:08:44What the fuck else do you want from me?

01:08:49Whoa!

01:08:50No!

01:08:50Whoa!

01:08:58I can't believe that you two would do something like this.

01:09:00Good luck proving it was us.

01:09:04Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.

01:09:09I don't need to ruin your lives.

01:09:12Those dresses, though.

01:09:14Wait, what?

01:09:15Huh?

01:09:16I...

01:09:17I...

01:09:21What dress?

01:09:29This is Versace, you asshole!

01:09:31You're going to fucking pay for this!

01:09:34What was it that you two said?

01:09:36Oh, right.

01:09:37Good luck proving it was me.

01:09:39The Chancellor wants you two in his office now.

01:09:45You're being suspended.

01:09:47Let's go!

01:09:48Why are you grabbing us?

01:09:49They're the ones who did this.

01:09:51Arrest them!

01:09:51Let's go!

01:09:53Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.

01:09:55I'll see you later.

01:10:01Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.

01:10:03Chris, that was 18 grand.

01:10:05That's $18,000.

01:10:06Seriously?

01:10:10I thought it'd be more expensive.

01:10:16What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?

01:10:22He, um...

01:10:25I mean, I...

01:10:26I was an idiot.

01:10:29And I'm sorry, but I think this might help...

01:10:33show you how much I want you.

01:10:36And number one, you're gonna miss.

01:10:39This'll be your last wish.

01:10:42You feel it all at once when you go.

01:10:45A blindfold?

01:10:51I want you, Harper.

01:10:53I want to do things to you.

01:10:58Bad things.

01:10:59But only if you want me to.

01:11:03I do.

01:11:06I do.

01:11:18Why'd we stop?

01:11:20We've been waiting so long for this.

01:11:23I'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer.

01:11:26Because I have to go wrap up the show.

01:11:28And I'll wait for you.

01:11:35Wear that for me tonight.

01:11:43Harper!

01:11:45Harper!

01:11:47Hello, Earth to Harper!

01:11:49You need to look at this!

01:11:50Can it wait, Maria?

01:11:51I'm having very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.

01:11:57No, no.

01:11:57That's what I need to tell you about.

01:11:59Harper, look.

01:12:01You got the fuck?

01:12:03I swear!

01:12:04The guns and the money, it's not just for show?

01:12:07Harper, he's dangerous.

01:12:08You need to move out now.

01:12:10You can't keep living with him.

01:12:12I need to talk to him.

01:12:13Okay?

01:12:14Harper!

01:12:14Taxi?

01:12:24For Harper?

01:12:28Oi!

01:12:29Hey, let go of me!

01:12:30Stop it!

01:12:32Please!

01:12:40Please, please let me go.

01:12:42If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.

01:12:49Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper.

01:12:52Harper.

01:12:53Ryan, why are you doing this?

01:12:56We broke up.

01:12:58We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.

01:13:00You psycho!

01:13:02He had nothing to do with our breakup.

01:13:06He humiliated me!

01:13:07But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?

01:13:12He has some dangerous enemies.

01:13:14Ain't that right, fellas?

01:13:17Once he arrives to save his little princess, well, we don't need to get into the gory details,

01:13:25do we?

01:13:25No.

01:13:26No.

01:13:27You can just watch.

01:13:30No.

01:13:30No, no, no.

01:13:31No!

01:13:32No!

01:13:33No!

01:13:37A trap?

01:13:52What the hell?

01:13:53Not bad for a guy who hates romance.

01:14:13I hope you don't mind.

01:14:16I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.

01:14:19Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.

01:14:29Hey, crap.

01:14:29I can explain.

01:14:31You're gonna explain.

01:14:33But first, you know my daughter better than I do?

01:14:38Is that text a prank?

01:14:42Harper's in trouble.

01:14:43We need to go.

01:14:43Okay.

01:14:43Should we have some fun with you after we kill Lever Grant?

01:14:51Hmm?

01:14:53Should we make him watch?

01:14:55Hmm?

01:14:58Oh!

01:14:59Looks like he's here.

01:15:01Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?

01:15:06Huh?

01:15:07Mm-hmm.

01:15:08Get ready, boys.

01:15:09Yes.

01:15:10Yes.

01:15:11Yes.

01:15:12Yes.

01:15:13Yes.

01:15:13I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.

01:15:30That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!

01:15:33What's the matter, tough guy?

01:15:53What?

01:15:53You can't talk without your little bodyguards?

01:15:55Let me go!

01:15:56I already told you once.

01:15:57You should have listened to me then.

01:15:58I'm going to kill you, you goddamn bitch.

01:16:12Okay?

01:16:13My boyfriend, Jessica in the mouths who need you too, but who turned on the bomb about you.

01:16:18What?

01:16:20Are you okay?

01:16:21Hatred me?

01:16:21What?

01:16:21Are you okay?

01:16:23Are you okay?

01:16:23Did he hurt you?

01:16:25are you okay did he hurt you chris i put you in in danger you should run far away from me

01:16:39in my package when it comes to you harper i'm willing to take my chances

01:16:50would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on

01:16:55oh my god dad what the hell it's okay i'll handle i want to hear it from my daughter

01:17:04why are you making out with my best friend harper i want an answer now before i before i kill him no

01:17:09dad look i know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship but deep down i know that

01:17:18you just want me to be safe

01:17:22chris makes me feel safe please don't be mad

01:17:29you're wrong about that

01:17:32it's not deep down it is the most important thing to me your happiness

01:17:39if that means being with chris then he better not screw this up or i will make him regret it

01:17:49i believe you you keep her safe

01:17:55with my goddamn life

01:18:00you remember my instructions

01:18:17i will cry in the morning but i can't leave you know what i came here for throw that jacket on the floor

01:18:28kissing me goodnight it's just one more life

01:18:31yes daddy

01:18:32you tell me

01:18:34say it

01:18:36yes daddy

01:18:38we always play tell me to go i always stay i want you to beg for it

01:18:48i want you to fuck me

01:18:52no

01:18:54no

01:18:55no

01:19:02stop teasing

01:19:04i want you now

01:19:05no

01:19:06no

01:19:07what you looking for

01:19:08you might find what you looking for

01:19:09no

01:19:10oh

01:19:11daddy

01:19:12Say it, or I'll punish you.

01:19:27Don't stop, daddy.

01:19:42Are you sure about that?

01:20:02You have two choices, Mr. Collins.

01:20:07You can either uncuff me, or fuck me.

01:20:26You know I'm dangerous.

01:20:30Rich or I?

01:20:31Do your worst, daddy.

01:20:36I'll slip away from your heart.

01:20:45It's too late to get by from yesterday.

01:20:52And my heart's broken.

01:20:57As I start, I'm not stopping.

01:21:02I thought you only fucked girls from behind.

01:21:10You're different.

01:21:11You're different.

01:21:27Ready for round five?

01:21:28Stop it, I'm sore.

01:21:31Now let me out so I can go pee.

01:21:35What if I don't?

01:21:39What's that?

01:21:40Crap, it's my dad.

01:21:42Honey, you home?

01:21:43Um, dad, I'm kind of busy right now.

01:21:45It's okay, I'll just come in.

01:21:46Stop!

01:21:51I told you I was busy.

01:21:53This is my home, Harper Reads.

01:21:56If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.

01:21:59Okay, I will.

01:22:01Can you get out?

01:22:14I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.

01:22:18Can I please just open my eyes?

01:22:19No, please keep them covered.

01:22:22I want to give a speech.

01:22:24And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?

01:22:26I get nervous when I open up.

01:22:29You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.

01:22:33Just get on with it.

01:22:35What I do for a living,

01:22:38the not-so-legal part,

01:22:39it's dangerous for me to let people into my life.

01:22:46And for me to be...

01:22:49Vulnerable?

01:22:51Yeah.

01:22:53But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.

01:22:58You're like a magnet, Harper.

01:23:01And I want to be around you.

01:23:03Forever.

01:23:10So you're moving into the Empire State Building?

01:23:16I'm moving you in there.

01:23:21As a graduation present.

01:23:24And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.

01:23:33Only if you want to.

01:23:35Either way, the apartment's yours.

01:23:39Are you serious?

01:23:42What's wrong?

01:23:43Is it tacky?

01:23:45I liked it, I thought-

01:23:46Deal!

01:23:52But on one condition, boyfriend.

01:23:55Which is?

01:23:57You have to move in there with me.

01:24:00Deal.

01:24:04Deal.

01:24:05Deal.

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