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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep.
00:00:18Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Hey, Dad, um, I'm stuck, and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Lee.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41Wait, me?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:49You must have a death wish.
00:00:50Oh, God.
00:00:54You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:03Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:18What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You get away from me, creep.
00:01:33Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:45Mr. Collins?
00:01:54That's in his...
00:01:55best friend?
00:01:56You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:17Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22You want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:40He's buffering him.
00:02:44Something wrong?
00:02:47Um.
00:02:47Your arm is...
00:02:52Wet.
00:02:55From the rain.
00:02:58Wipe it, then.
00:02:59There's no rain up there.
00:03:23Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:31Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:35beating up sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:45Come to think of it,
00:03:46I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:49I don't do small talk.
00:03:54Okay, then.
00:03:59Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:01I need to pick something up.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:04I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up.
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:09Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me
00:04:16and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:19If I take you,
00:04:23will you shut up?
00:04:24Yes.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:34You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:48It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:04When you're done checking me out,
00:05:31I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:35That was a yawn.
00:05:36Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:38It's past your bedtime.
00:05:42Stop calling me kid.
00:05:44You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:07This is a small kickback.
00:06:09Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:12Does your dad know about that?
00:06:14Well,
00:06:15maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:19I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:20but he doesn't live here.
00:06:22And neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:24I live here now.
00:06:25He put me in charge.
00:06:27And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:28Wait, Chris.
00:06:29No, please.
00:06:29Please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:35You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:47I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:52and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:01Or not.
00:07:02Either way,
00:07:04I have to stay here
00:07:04until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:13Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:21I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:24It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:27This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him.
00:07:30This is a sick fuck.
00:07:31You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here
00:07:40or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:50You are not living here.
00:07:52I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:07:59You better not show your face in there.
00:08:04I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:14God damn it.
00:08:16Promise to Mark.
00:08:17God damn it.
00:08:26Whoa.
00:08:27Who's this?
00:08:28Probably grandpa.
00:08:29Grandpa?
00:08:31He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:33Huh?
00:08:34Remind me why we're at a Loser Nobody's House when I run Greek life.
00:08:45I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:47Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:50And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:08:58Hi, hi. Christina Fox and Becca too.
00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh. I didn't miss it.
00:09:10It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:18Thanks, Heather.
00:09:19Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:22Enjoy the party!
00:09:27I guess this bottle and the gallon makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:33Where's Harper?
00:09:35Harper?
00:09:38Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:47I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:49I don't like talking.
00:09:52Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:54Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:57Talk or no talk?
00:10:00You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:04For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:06Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:10Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:17Huh?
00:10:19He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:22I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:27Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:40Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:43Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:47Ew!
00:10:47Yeah, okay, yeah, of course you can.
00:10:49You're, you're, like, your school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks.
00:10:54You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:59We're, we're friends?
00:11:01Of course!
00:11:03I have to pee.
00:11:05Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:10What dirt can I find?
00:11:28Oh, this is gold!
00:11:34Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:40Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:58I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:00Okay.
00:12:13The hell?
00:12:21Attention, everybody!
00:12:23Hello!
00:12:23You all seem a little bored.
00:12:27So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:31A few pages of Harper's diary!
00:12:38Let's see.
00:12:40Dear diary,
00:12:42Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:48Aw, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:52No!
00:12:57I just need to give it back!
00:13:02Dad's friend, Chris,
00:13:04is like a dilf.
00:13:06That stands for
00:13:07a dad I'd like to fuck!
00:13:10And honestly,
00:13:12if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:14You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:21Kerper, that is so nasty!
00:13:23No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:25Christina,
00:13:26I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:28Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish
00:13:31turning you on?
00:13:32Let's go for it down.
00:13:45Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:47Papa!
00:13:57Fuck this.
00:13:59I've...
00:13:59I've been talking to people
00:14:00on the floor now.
00:14:02Aww...
00:14:02Fuck this.
00:14:03Fuck this.
00:14:06Fuck this.
00:14:08Fuck this.
00:14:10Fuck this.
00:14:11Fuck this.
00:14:12Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser, Fred?
00:14:30You were supposed to get rid of him.
00:14:36Come to her party.
00:14:38Take advantage of her kindness, and you make fun of her family life.
00:14:42It was a joke. It was a joke.
00:14:44The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:49Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:53First, that's enough.
00:14:56Let her go.
00:14:59One last thing.
00:15:04What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:06You're too old to be this petty.
00:15:08You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:10Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:11Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:15If you mess with her again...
00:15:20Fuck you up.
00:15:22Harper literally just fell.
00:15:24I don't give a fuck.
00:15:25Everyone out!
00:15:27The fuck out!
00:15:27What the hell was that?
00:15:38What the hell was that?
00:15:40She hurt you.
00:15:57Chris, I'm fine.
00:15:59Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:01You're crying.
00:16:09Why are you crying?
00:16:10I don't understand.
00:16:12Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:14They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:15I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:20Stupid.
00:16:20I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:23You just embarrassed me in front of...
00:16:24I'm going to stop you right there.
00:16:25And she's the queen of our...
00:16:26I said stop!
00:16:30I said stop!
00:16:33I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:35We'll find you another school.
00:16:37I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:38Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:42Just because you run some sort of shady business, does it?
00:16:44I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:48I told you...
00:16:50to stop calling me that.
00:16:55And I told you to stop acting like what?
00:17:00Oh, yeah?
00:17:02If I'm such a kid,
00:17:05what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:07I don't know.
00:17:12Sorry, kid.
00:17:13That's my gun.
00:17:15You're going to have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:19You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:35Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:37You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:46I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:53Oh!
00:17:55God.
00:18:02What?
00:18:03What?
00:18:03What?
00:18:07What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:15No.
00:18:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:20This cannot be happening.
00:18:21He's going to be back in a second.
00:18:22You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:18:37I don't want to...
00:18:38I don't want to play.
00:18:39What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:41Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:43You're the one who came into my room, into my closet, when I wasn't here.
00:18:46I was doing you a favor and helping you move out, because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:54Uncuff me.
00:18:55I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:11Give me the key.
00:19:12You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:21Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:25Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:31Rule number one.
00:19:32There was a lot of scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:38You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:41So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:47I can take care of myself.
00:19:48Rule number two.
00:19:50No talking back.
00:19:52I am the last guy.
00:19:55You want to piss off?
00:19:55Rule number three.
00:20:05Don't start any games.
00:20:08You're not ready to play.
00:20:09So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:30My plans are none of your concerns.
00:20:32And here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:41You can have your privacy.
00:20:44Until sunset.
00:20:46What does that mean?
00:20:51You have curfew.
00:20:52Ah!
00:21:02How's my daughter?
00:21:15Um, hot.
00:21:17What was that?
00:21:19Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:21Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:22That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:25Is she back from class?
00:21:26She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:29Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:31She's fine, Mark.
00:21:33Good.
00:21:34You're my best friend.
00:21:36You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:44You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:53Give me some time.
00:21:56Stay with my drive.
00:21:58Open my head.
00:21:59You're at a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:23Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble, and you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:40Oh, excuse me.
00:22:42We're filming.
00:22:44Filming?
00:22:45Filming what?
00:22:46Some real hot stuff.
00:22:48Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:22:49Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:50I'm looking for Harper Reeves.
00:22:53It says her location is here.
00:22:54So step aside before I make you.
00:22:57Mmm.
00:22:58Nope.
00:22:59Harper is my best friend.
00:23:00And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:23:02Hey!
00:23:02Wait!
00:23:03Wait!
00:23:04Wait!
00:23:04Wait!
00:23:04Wait!
00:23:12He looks so sexy.
00:23:14Keep going.
00:23:14Harper?
00:23:15Harper?
00:23:15Harper?
00:23:15Harper?
00:23:15Harper?
00:23:15Harper?
00:23:16Harper?
00:23:17You shouldn't be here.
00:23:25You shouldn't be here.
00:23:26I tried to stop him.
00:23:30Hey!
00:23:31No, Harper.
00:23:32You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:34What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:35It's for a class project.
00:23:37Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:39Class my ass.
00:23:41Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:23:43I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:44Chris, stop!
00:23:45Not until I pummel this creep.
00:23:47Then the camera's next.
00:23:48Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:49Not the camera.
00:23:50Cost a thousand dollars.
00:23:51You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:54That is enough!
00:24:04Boom.
00:24:04These look amazing, Harper.
00:24:12Oh, my best friend is so sexy!
00:24:14Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:24:16No one's going to see these.
00:24:18Deleting them.
00:24:19What?
00:24:19That is art!
00:24:21Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those
00:24:25creeps a lap dance.
00:24:28See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:30Your choice.
00:24:39Camera it is.
00:24:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:44You asshole!
00:24:46If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down
00:24:51your throat.
00:24:52You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:54What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:02We're leaving.
00:25:04Now.
00:25:11So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:16I did it for your own good.
00:25:17You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:21You need me around for your safety.
00:25:23Because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:26You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:29Like a piece of meat.
00:25:31My classmate?
00:25:33It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:38Jealous?
00:25:40Jealous?
00:25:40Jealous?
00:25:40You're cute, Harper.
00:25:46I'll give you that.
00:25:48And those...
00:25:49things you do?
00:25:51They're cute, too.
00:25:53You know what's not cute?
00:25:56Me jealous.
00:25:57Now, you were right.
00:25:58I'm in some shady business.
00:26:00And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:03But you better not test me.
00:26:05Or I'll break you.
00:26:06In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:15Well, guess what?
00:26:17You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:22Just admit...
00:26:24that you want me.
00:26:30What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:32There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:38Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:40You know what, Chris?
00:26:41You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:42Fine.
00:26:43But I'm gonna make you crazy for me.
00:26:46Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:26:50So...
00:26:52Are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:55No.
00:26:57Are you sleeping with the professor?
00:26:59Oh my god, Maria, no!
00:27:01Ew!
00:27:02That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:05He was sent here to...
00:27:06keep me safe.
00:27:08And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:11I don't know.
00:27:12But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:16Um, wait.
00:27:17You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:22Think about it.
00:27:24What?
00:27:26We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:29The only way to do that is if he makes a moop.
00:27:31So that's step one.
00:27:32Hmm.
00:27:33You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:36He was jealous, Harbs.
00:27:38Yeah, right.
00:27:39Jealous of me?
00:27:40I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:43He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:47Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:50Jealous over you.
00:27:51It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:55So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:00Until he snaps.
00:28:01And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:05And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt-fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:12Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:14Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:17Because I get what I want.
00:28:19Tell me about it.
00:28:30Sexy outfit.
00:28:32Check.
00:28:33Popcorn.
00:28:34Check.
00:28:35The notebook.
00:28:36The only movie that can make a guy cry.
00:28:38Check.
00:28:38What do you want?
00:28:51You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:28:53Um, popcorn?
00:28:55Harper, you idiot.
00:28:58Seduce him.
00:28:59I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:04But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:08Come on, wait, wait, wait.
00:29:11I have a date, but that's not important.
00:29:13Your pulse is racing.
00:29:15What's going on?
00:29:19Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:22No, I just...
00:29:24I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:29:28But it's not important.
00:29:38Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:49But what about your date?
00:29:50How are you not crying?
00:30:11This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:13Because it's not real.
00:30:16This is ridiculous.
00:30:18No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:23It's true love.
00:30:25There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:28Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:30Or maybe you're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:40And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:43What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:55What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:00Now come on.
00:31:02Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:03Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:11I'm not a toy.
00:31:12I'll ruin you.
00:31:13Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:16As hard as you try to convince yourself,
00:31:18I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:23It's not a lie.
00:31:25You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:27And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:30You can't handle me.
00:31:32Try me.
00:31:33I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:40I don't kiss.
00:31:41And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:45Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:47No.
00:31:48I don't think you are.
00:31:53What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:55I'm not anymore.
00:31:57And you can go into her as well if they never loved you.
00:31:59You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:26Not be seduced by him.
00:32:30I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:37You're late, big daddy.
00:32:40But you sound pissed.
00:32:42So I'll wait.
00:32:44You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:47Not tonight.
00:32:49Busy.
00:32:50Busy?
00:32:50Busy.
00:32:53Busy.
00:32:53Never for me, you're not.
00:32:55When the hell could you possibly be?
00:32:58Are you with another woman?
00:33:00Woman?
00:33:01No.
00:33:04Not a woman.
00:33:07Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:10not this guy
00:33:18who's my number
00:33:20whoever this girl is
00:33:29your days are numbered
00:33:31do not flake on Milana Kaufman
00:33:40she's going to be the death of me
00:33:54kid
00:33:55because I'm coming for you
00:33:59Chris Collins
00:34:00stay
00:34:10damn it, Orpher
00:34:30you know if you're trying to fill me up
00:34:59you should probably have your hand inside my pants
00:35:01oh my god did we have sex
00:35:05oh my god did we have sex
00:35:07I slept with my dad's best friend
00:35:10his business partner
00:35:11I'm a dead girl walking
00:35:13no, but
00:35:15we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me
00:35:19so
00:35:23so we didn't
00:35:24no
00:35:26because you're still alive
00:35:28trust me
00:35:30you can't handle a night with me angel
00:35:31one night with me
00:35:33is when you wouldn't survive
00:35:34you don't know that
00:35:36let's just say you're lucky
00:35:39you're not my type
00:35:40oh yeah
00:35:41explain that
00:35:43that's morning wood sweetheart
00:35:46don't get your hopes up
00:35:48we're not on a nickname basis
00:35:50you're just some
00:35:51guy who works with my dad
00:35:54and can't take a hint
00:35:55is that what you tell all the guys
00:35:59to get them to sleep with you
00:36:00is that how you ask all the guys
00:36:04to sleep with you
00:36:05what's wrong
00:36:12not as adventurous
00:36:13as you thought you were
00:36:14I am gonna go for a cock-a-walk
00:36:16I'm gonna go for a walk
00:36:19with my friend
00:36:22thanks for watching me sleep
00:36:25bye
00:36:25what?
00:36:44what?
00:36:46that's all do
00:36:47So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun
00:36:59and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:13Struggling much?
00:37:17I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:42I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:50Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:53You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:55That's not.
00:38:02No underwear.
00:38:03That's a bad manners, Angel.
00:38:14What are you going to do?
00:38:17Punish you.
00:38:23I don't know.
00:38:24You don't know me?
00:38:39I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:43Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:47And so you do your worst.
00:38:49And so you do your worst.
00:38:50I'm sorry.
00:39:07I can't let this happen.
00:39:08What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:13You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:17But, but what about...
00:39:20There's no buts.
00:39:24I can't let this happen again.
00:39:35Cut block!
00:39:40You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:47You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:51That was part of the plan!
00:39:53I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:39:55I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:57Was it...
00:39:57Big?
00:40:00So big.
00:40:03Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:06It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:10Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:11He's a sex freak?
00:40:12Like, BDSR, the whole nine yards.
00:40:16Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:19My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:21Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:25Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:28Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:32Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:33Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot
00:40:36if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:39Stop messing with that.
00:40:55You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:40:58You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:00How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:03He's not my man.
00:41:04I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:10Ew, leave, Brian.
00:41:12She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:14You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:17Harps?
00:41:19Huh?
00:41:22What do you want, Brian?
00:41:27Just five minutes.
00:41:31Sorry.
00:41:31Harper, are you sure?
00:41:34It's okay.
00:41:34Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:52Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:54I want to get back together.
00:42:04You cheated on me.
00:42:07I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:10But that was months ago.
00:42:12Huh?
00:42:13Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:15This isn't about payback.
00:42:18I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:22What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:24Hmm?
00:42:25You, you, you fucking other guys?
00:42:28You slut!
00:42:29Hmm?
00:42:29Get off of me!
00:42:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:33Let me see them.
00:42:34Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:36Show me.
00:42:36Show me!
00:42:37Let go of me!
00:42:39There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:42I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:45A drink?
00:42:46I don't have time for this.
00:42:47You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:50That's not happening.
00:42:52Ever.
00:42:52Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:56Me?
00:42:57We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:01Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:03It's not a threat.
00:43:05It's a fact.
00:43:05You'll regret this, Christopher, but I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:15I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:19Help me!
00:43:24Help!
00:43:26Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:28Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:30Oh.
00:43:31Good girl.
00:43:34You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:35I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:37That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:41And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:44You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:48You okay?
00:43:52Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:54She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:43:55Stop it!
00:44:07You're going to kill him.
00:44:08Good.
00:44:08He's not worth it.
00:44:10Let's go.
00:44:13If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:18I promise.
00:44:20Let's go.
00:44:20Oh, fuck.
00:44:42Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:45Should we call 911?
00:44:47Seriously, Harper?
00:44:48He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:51I handled myself just fine.
00:44:53And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:12You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:18So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:29Let's see who you are.
00:45:31Do we have to do this?
00:45:45What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:48Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:52Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:54So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:45:59I'm going to throw up.
00:46:15Breathe.
00:46:18And do this.
00:46:19I'm right here.
00:46:47Don't focus on the water.
00:46:50Just look at me.
00:46:56It's not hard to do.
00:46:58It's okay.
00:46:58It's okay.
00:46:58It's okay.
00:46:59I got you.
00:47:13You're fine.
00:47:23You're fine, Harper.
00:47:30Just breathe.
00:47:31Just keep breathing.
00:47:32How are you feeling?
00:47:43Fine.
00:47:44Just insanely distracted.
00:47:48Ready for the next step?
00:47:51I don't know if I'm ready.
00:47:56I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:02I thought you didn't make this.
00:48:06What?
00:48:09Oh, my God.
00:48:11Oh, my God.
00:48:12You're talking about swimming.
00:48:15You're talking about swimming.
00:48:17What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:23I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:25I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:25I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:26I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:27I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:28I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:29I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:30I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:31I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:32I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:33I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:34I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:35I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:36I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:37I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:38I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:39I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:40I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:41I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:42I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:43Harper! Harper!
00:48:50Harper!
00:48:53What happened? What happened?
00:48:58You blacked out.
00:49:00You're okay. You're okay.
00:49:03I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:49:06For what?
00:49:09You did amazing.
00:49:12You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:14You didn't.
00:49:18It's okay.
00:49:20We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:22Just kiss me.
00:49:25Your dad won't like this.
00:49:28Don't think about him. If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:32If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:35I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:38I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:41Just say you don't want me.
00:49:52Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:55I want you.
00:49:58And I told you not to mess with me. You're going to get hurt.
00:50:06I really like it.
00:50:08What the hell? What are you doing?
00:50:19We need to talk about this first. Inside. With our minds, not our crosses.
00:50:23Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:25I'm not a tease. I just care about you.
00:50:28So you are a grandpa.
00:50:30Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:32Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:37No, I need a moment to pull off.
00:50:42I'm going to shower.
00:50:44I'm going to shower.
00:50:55Harper, what are you doing?
00:50:57So this is where Chris has been lately. Running a daycare.
00:51:10Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:13Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:16I'm Alana Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:23I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:28And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:30He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:35Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:40Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:44Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:48You've been tracking him?
00:51:50What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:52The same kind he is.
00:51:54Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:04Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:09Hey, I'm surprised.
00:52:12It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:16Just all around...
00:52:18Not intense enough for him.
00:52:21Not intense enough?
00:52:24Yeah, well...
00:52:26Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:28Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:32I mean, look at you.
00:52:34You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:38You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:40Don't call me that.
00:52:45You wanna know?
00:52:46How Chris likes the fuck?
00:52:48He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:50Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:52:52Choke you out.
00:52:54None of that.
00:52:56Kissing.
00:52:57Pillow talk.
00:52:58Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:07He'll be bored of you and meek.
00:53:09He actually lives here with me.
00:53:12You're gonna scare me.
00:53:22Help!
00:53:23Help me!
00:53:24I can't swim!
00:53:29Help!
00:53:30Help!
00:53:31I can't swim!
00:53:32I can't swim!
00:53:34I can't swim!
00:53:35I can't swim!
00:53:36Hey, I can't swim!
00:53:37I can't swim!
00:53:38I can't swim!
00:53:39I can't swim!
00:53:40I can't swim!
00:53:41Parker!
00:53:43Parker!
00:53:44Parker!
00:53:46Help!
00:53:47Smile for T&M's, Mr.
00:53:49Please help!
00:53:50Please help!
00:53:51Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:53:55That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:53:57A man.
00:54:04Harper!
00:54:27No!
00:54:28Come on!
00:54:37Harper!
00:54:38No!
00:54:39Come on!
00:54:49Harper!
00:54:50Harper!
00:54:51Harper!
00:54:52Breathe!
00:54:53It's okay, I got you.
00:54:54You're sick.
00:54:55I thought I was gonna die. I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:01You're okay. Just breathe. Just breathe.
00:55:04You're safe now. Just breathe.
00:55:07Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:09I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:12It's pathetic.
00:55:14Homewreck?
00:55:16Harper could never homewreck Esmala.
00:55:19She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:25I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:55:27We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:31She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:37You killed me, Carter.
00:55:41I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:45I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:55:51How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:56She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:07What are you doing?
00:56:09Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:56:15and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.
00:56:19You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:26You got that?
00:56:28Are you threatening me?
00:56:30No. I'm telling you.
00:56:32Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:35Get out.
00:56:38Get out of here.
00:56:39Wait.
00:56:40Please.
00:56:41Don't.
00:56:42I'll do anything.
00:56:43Please.
00:56:44What are you doing?
00:56:57Chris, no!
00:56:59Wait!
00:57:00Wait!
00:57:01I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.
00:57:24She will not bother you again.
00:57:27I swear.
00:57:29Don't worry about it.
00:57:33I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:40I never dated her.
00:57:42We weren't a thing.
00:57:46A lot of brand of her.
00:57:48Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:01She said that...
00:58:06That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:09Satisfy you.
00:58:24In bed.
00:58:26That I was too much of a kid and that...
00:58:30You'd never be into me.
00:58:31Is that true?
00:58:32That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:45But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:47I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:48When I was in that pool, I...
00:58:49I really thought I was gonna die.
00:58:50And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:00What did you regret?
00:59:01What did you regret?
00:59:02Not doing this sooner.
00:59:15Not doing this sooner.
00:59:37what the hell am i doing why don't you stop again you're playing with fire harper your dad is going
00:59:55to kill me i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things i get up to this isn't
01:00:01about mark it's about you and me so whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of
01:00:07yours you need to kill it i'm too dangerous so you're saying the kiss was a mistake i should
01:00:18forget this ever happened it's for the best harper there's a reason i don't let people close to me
01:00:26yeah it's because you're a coward you're allowed to be mad at me just admit it you led me on and
01:00:35then you got cold feet just be a man and own it don't you're a psycho
01:00:40just trying to protect you
01:00:50morning
01:00:58bagel i'm not hungry
01:01:02you need to eat
01:01:07no what i need is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:01:21are we even now
01:01:27bageled me and you made me striptease for you
01:01:32what's wrong get up i hate seeing you like this
01:01:37you should have thought about that before you broke my heart
01:01:39columbia university gallery exhibition featuring the work of students harper reeves
01:01:59i'm going to make this up to you promise
01:02:06has mr colin seen this harper you're like michael fucking angelo
01:02:17nope and he's never going to huh i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening why would i invite an
01:02:29asshole who led me on oh hey hey let's forget about that douchebag okay you need to impress some fancy
01:02:37pants arts investors so you can pass this class and i am not letting you fail stop moping let's go
01:02:44wine and dine some rich people okay
01:02:49okay
01:03:02wow how long do you think this took to paint christina like a million hours
01:03:06who the cares we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:03:14make sure no one's coming
01:03:30what's
01:03:31i think i hear them coming let's go one last touch
01:03:50good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight heart bird
01:03:55tonight tonight is gonna be perfect huh
01:04:04what
01:04:06no no no no no my my final project how am i gonna graduate why would someone do this to me
01:04:13Harper Harper i'm kind of confused is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:25is the painting supposed to be this ugly don't say that it's obviously her self-portrait
01:04:39did you do this christina if i don't sell my work tonight i'm gonna fail the class we're gonna
01:04:51report you to the dean christina you're not gonna get away with this guess what you have no proof
01:04:56good luck with that losers that's what you get for fucking with me harper
01:05:05harper there's the student i've been looking for i can explain
01:05:10harper is this your work it's so ugly isn't it professor we have to fail harper it looks like a
01:05:23complete choke ladies i assure you harper knew what she was doing in fact
01:05:30i guess just bought this piece wait what who would buy this crap i will
01:05:49who would buy this piece of crap
01:05:51it's you you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party christina don't be rude don't you know who this
01:06:03is chris collins is a renowned rare art collector there's no way that's okay professor not everyone
01:06:11has taste
01:06:15how much for this painting oh no you are starting price is 18.
01:06:21it's done
01:06:26wait eighteen hundred dollars you can study at this school or not
01:06:31we haven't sold one single painting for less than eighteen thousand dollars
01:06:35you're telling me this gun pulling whiskey chugging whack-ass grandpa just has eighteen thousand dollars
01:06:43sitting in his bank account here's two mil take the rest and buy
01:06:50art supplies whatever it is you need to get for harper's sake sir mr collins this is too much
01:06:56oh my god oh my god are you fucking kidding me
01:07:03are you fucking kidding me language miss hawkes don't tell me what to do old lady
01:07:09who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars my father still runs this university money
01:07:18runs this university and i'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor who will be ecstatic to
01:07:24see this check for disciplinary action you're going to get us expelled professor you can't please
01:07:33getting expelled sounds just about right to me no wait professor not so fast
01:07:38what the f**k else do you want from me
01:07:43whoa no
01:07:44i can't believe that you two would do something like this good luck proving it was us
01:07:58knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for
01:08:03i don't need to ruin your lives
01:08:17you're going to f**king pay for this what was it that you two said
01:08:30oh right good luck proving it was me
01:08:37the chancellor wants you two in his office now you're being suspended let's go
01:08:42why are you grabbing us they're the ones who did this arrest them let's go oh i'm gonna have to
01:08:48get this on camera i'll see you later
01:08:55congratulations on the sale miss reese chris that was 18 grand that's eighteen thousand dollars
01:09:02seriously i thought it'd be more expensive
01:09:05what happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:09:16he um
01:09:19i mean i
01:09:22was an idiot and i'm sorry but i think this might help show you how much i want you
01:09:35i want you harper i want to do things to you
01:09:53bad things
01:09:56but only if you want me to
01:09:57why do we stop we've been waiting so long for this
01:10:17i'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer because i have to go wrap up the show
01:10:27and i'll wait for you
01:10:30wear that for me tonight
01:10:38harper harper
01:10:41hello earth to harper you need to look at this can it wait maria i'm having
01:10:47very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner no no that's what i need to tell
01:10:52you about harper look the guns and the money it's not just for show harper he's dangerous you need
01:11:03to move out now you can't keep living with him i need to talk to him okay harper
01:11:08taxi for harper
01:11:22who are you hey let go of me stop it
01:11:25please please please let me go if it's money i'll i'll give you however much you want
01:11:43harper harper harper harper
01:11:47ryan why are you doing this we broke up
01:11:50we broke up because you've been fucking that old man you psycho he had nothing to do with our breakup
01:12:00he humiliated me but luckily for me your little boyfriend what does he have he has some
01:12:07dangerous enemies ain't that right fellas
01:12:11once he arrives to save his little princess
01:12:14yes well we don't need to get into gory details do we no no you can just watch no no no no no no
01:12:45a trap what the hell
01:13:04not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:13:06i hope you don't mind i wanted our first time to be special harper
01:13:14before you sleep with my daughter you should probably know where she is first
01:13:23hey crap i i can explain you're gonna explain but first
01:13:27you know my daughter better than i do is that teps a prank
01:13:36harper's in trouble we need to go okay
01:13:41do we have something with you after we kill leather grant
01:13:45hmm should we make him watch
01:13:48oh looks like he's here are you ready to see your boyfriend die harper huh
01:14:02get ready boys
01:14:07i'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:14:25that's what happens chris when you mess around with my shit
01:14:35what's the matter tough guy what can't talk without you the bodyguards
01:14:49let me go i i'll leave i already told you once you should have listened to me then
01:15:04i'm gonna kill you in the goddamn thing
01:15:06are you okay did he hurt you
01:15:28chris i put you in danger you should run far away from me and my package
01:15:35when it comes to you harper i'm willing to take my chances
01:15:44would someone like to tell me what the is going on
01:15:52oh my god dad what the hell it's okay i'll handle it i want to hear it from my daughter
01:15:58why are you making out with my best friend harper i want an answer now before i before i kill him no
01:16:04dad look i know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship but deep down i know that
01:16:14you just want me to be safe
01:16:16chris makes me feel safe please don't be mad you're wrong about that
01:16:26it's not deep down it is the most important thing to me your happiness
01:16:36if that means being with chris
01:16:38chris and he better not screw this up or i will make him regret it i believe you you keep her safe
01:16:49with my goddamn life
01:17:03you remember my instructions
01:17:12yes
01:17:20yes daddy
01:17:25say it
01:17:29yes daddy
01:17:31i want you to beg for it
01:17:42i want you
01:17:43yes
01:17:44yes
01:17:58yes
01:18:00yes
01:18:01yes
01:18:02yes
01:18:03yes
01:18:04yes
01:18:06Say it, or I'll punish you.
01:18:21Don't stop, daddy.
01:18:36Are you sure about that?
01:18:56You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:01You can either uncuff me, or fuck me.
01:19:20You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:24Rich am I.
01:19:25Do your worst, daddy.
01:19:29Once I started, let's stop it.
01:19:38Once I started, let's stop it.
01:19:42I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:19:47You're different.
01:19:49You're different.
01:19:50You're different.
01:19:51You're different.
01:19:53Ready for real?
01:19:54No.
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01:20:37Honey, you home?
01:20:38Um, Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:40Stop it.
01:20:40Come in, Carole.
01:20:42I told you I was busy.
01:20:47This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:50If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:20:53Okay, I will.
01:20:55Can you get out?
01:21:06I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:12Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:14No, please keep them covered.
01:21:16I want to give a speech.
01:21:18And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:20I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:23You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:27Just get on with it.
01:21:29What I do for a living, the not-so-legal part,
01:21:34it's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:41And for me to be...
01:21:44Vulnerable?
01:21:46Yeah.
01:21:47But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:21:52You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:21:55And I want to be around you.
01:21:57Forever.
01:22:04So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:13I'm moving you in there.
01:22:16As a graduation present.
01:22:19And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:27Only if you want to.
01:22:28Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:33Are you serious?
01:22:36What's wrong?
01:22:37It's a tacky?
01:22:39I liked it.
01:22:40I thought...
01:22:41Deal!
01:22:46But on one condition, one friend.
01:22:49Which is?
01:22:51You have to move in there with me.
01:22:54Deal.
01:22:54Deal.
01:22:59Deal.
01:22:59No, no, no, no, no.
01:23:01No, no, no, no.
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