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How To Tame A Silver Fox - Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh-ho! Looking good, girl.
00:00:18Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:24Please pick up.
00:00:27Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:35Sure thing, hon.
00:00:37Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:39He'll be there soon.
00:00:43Who?
00:00:47Drugging girls? My club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:51You got the wrong, I swear!
00:01:01Shut up. You have the worst timing.
00:01:08Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in. Now.
00:01:21What are you doing?
00:01:22What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:35Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:40Stop!
00:01:41Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:46What the hell?
00:01:53Mr. Collins?
00:01:55Bedsen is...
00:01:57best friend?
00:01:58You're shivering.
00:02:16Come on, kiddo.
00:02:18Kiddo?
00:02:19Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:20I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:24Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:26Let's go!
00:02:35I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:02:38five Christmases?
00:02:42He's tougher than I would.
00:02:46Something wrong?
00:02:49Um...
00:02:51Your arm is...
00:02:53Wet.
00:02:57From the rain.
00:03:00Wipe it then.
00:03:01There's no rain up there.
00:03:10Rain, sorry.
00:03:11Rain, sorry.
00:03:21There's no rain up there.
00:03:24Rain, sorry.
00:03:26So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:27So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:32Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or
00:03:36eating up sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:46Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:51I don't do small talk.
00:03:55Okay, then.
00:03:57Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:02I need to pick something.
00:04:03No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:05I am 22 years old.
00:04:07Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:08Shut up.
00:04:09You're not that much older than me.
00:04:12Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol
00:04:15because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me
00:04:17and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:19And nobody...
00:04:20If I take you, will you shut up?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:26I'll be quick.
00:04:46You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:47It's not safe.
00:04:52Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:54Yeah.
00:04:55Why didn't you say something?
00:04:57I just did.
00:04:58You freaking creep!
00:05:01Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:02You're done checking me out.
00:05:32I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:35I was not checking you out.
00:05:36That was a yawn.
00:05:38Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:39It's past your bedtime.
00:05:40Stop calling me kid.
00:05:45You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:01This is a small kickback.
00:06:10Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:14Does your dad know about that?
00:06:16Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:20I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
00:06:23And neither do you.
00:06:24Yeah, about that.
00:06:25I live here now.
00:06:27He put me in charge.
00:06:28And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:30Wait, Chris.
00:06:30No, please.
00:06:31This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:45You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:47I don't have another choice.
00:06:51I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:53and this is my last year of college,
00:06:55and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:07:00Fine.
00:07:01Have your kickback.
00:07:03Or not.
00:07:04Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:17No.
00:07:22I'm going to kill you?
00:07:24Count your days, slut?
00:07:26It's not a big deal.
00:07:27I can explain.
00:07:28This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:30Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:33You guys were spying on me?
00:07:35Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:38That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:40It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:43Your choice.
00:07:51You are not living here.
00:07:54I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:56I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:59Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:01You better not show your face in there.
00:08:06I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:15God damn it.
00:08:17Promise to Mark.
00:08:18I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:20I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:22I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:27Whoa.
00:08:28Who's this?
00:08:30Puff Grandpa?
00:08:31Grandpa?
00:08:32He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:34Remind me why we're at a loser-nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:46I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:48Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:51And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:09:00Hi, hi.
00:09:01Christina Fox and...
00:09:03And Becca, too.
00:09:04I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:07Duh.
00:09:08I didn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:14Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:20Thanks, Heather.
00:09:21Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:24Enjoy the party!
00:09:29I guess this bottle and the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:33Where's Harper?
00:09:36Harper?
00:09:37Harper?
00:09:40Forget Harper.
00:09:42Hang out with me.
00:09:44I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:46I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:52I don't like talking.
00:09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:56Christina and I are into group activities.
00:09:59Talk or...
00:10:01No talk.
00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us for that nobody, Harper?
00:10:08Sorry, ladies.
00:10:09I don't like my women.
00:10:11Desperate.
00:10:12Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:19Huh?
00:10:21He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:24I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:29Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:41Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:45Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:47Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:51You're like your school royalty.
00:10:54Thanks.
00:10:56You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:01We're friends?
00:11:02Of course!
00:11:03I have to pee.
00:11:07Wait for me?
00:11:08Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:09I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:20What dirt can I find?
00:11:22Oh, this is gold, Harper.
00:11:37You are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:42Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:52I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:15The hell?
00:12:22Attention, everybody.
00:12:24Hello.
00:12:26You all seem a little bored.
00:12:29So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:34A few pages of Harper's diary.
00:12:39Let's see.
00:12:41Dear diary,
00:12:43Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:46Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:49Aw, Harper.
00:12:52Daddy issues much?
00:12:57No!
00:12:59I just need to give it back!
00:13:03Dad's friend, Chris,
00:13:06is like a dilf.
00:13:08That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:11And honestly,
00:13:14if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:16You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:23Harper, that is so nasty.
00:13:25No, Christina, it's not true.
00:13:27Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:30Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:33Let's fuck it down.
00:13:47Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:49I'm...
00:13:49Fuck this.
00:14:00Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:28You were supposed to get rid of him
00:14:34Come to her party
00:14:39Take advantage of her kindness
00:14:42And you make fun of her family life
00:14:44It was a joke
00:14:44It was a joke
00:14:46The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid
00:14:49Without her father in her life
00:14:50Your dad taught you how to be a witch
00:14:53First, that's enough
00:14:56Let her go
00:14:58One last
00:15:02What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:08You're too old to be this petty
00:15:10You're damn right I'm petty
00:15:11Let's get one thing straight
00:15:13Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections
00:15:16If you mess with her again
00:15:18Fuck you up
00:15:23But we're literally just girls
00:15:25I don't give a fuck
00:15:26Everyone out
00:15:28The fuck out
00:15:29What the hell was that?
00:15:40What the hell was that?
00:15:41She hurt you
00:15:59Chris, I'm fine
00:16:00Chris, I said I'm fine
00:16:02You're crying
00:16:09Why are you crying?
00:16:12I don't understand
00:16:13Those aren't your friends, kid
00:16:15They just tried to hurt you
00:16:17I don't need you to fight my battles for me
00:16:20Stupid
00:16:22I know they're not my friends
00:16:23But that was Christina Fox
00:16:25You just embarrassed me
00:16:26I'm gonna stop you right there
00:16:27And she's the queen of ours
00:16:28I said stop
00:16:29I said stop
00:16:33I don't care if she runs the school
00:16:37We'll find you another school
00:16:38I'm here to keep you safe
00:16:40Keep me safe
00:16:41By pulling out a gun
00:16:42In front of college students
00:16:44Just because you run
00:16:45Some sort of shady business
00:16:46I choose my next words
00:16:47Very carefully, kid
00:16:48I told you
00:16:52To stop
00:16:54Calling me that
00:16:56And I told you
00:16:58To stop acting like water
00:17:00Oh yeah?
00:17:04If I'm such a kid
00:17:06What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:09Sorry, kid
00:17:15That's my gun
00:17:16You're gonna have to try a lot harder
00:17:18If you want to turn me on
00:17:19You better not be here tomorrow
00:17:23Please tell me you're going
00:17:39You better not be a single t-shirt in there
00:17:46Chris Collins, I swear
00:17:47I don't care what my dad says
00:17:50Oh my god
00:17:58What?
00:18:09What kind of freak
00:18:13Is my dad friends with?
00:18:17No
00:18:17No
00:18:17It's gonna not be happening
00:18:23He's gonna be back in a second
00:18:24You know, if you weren't played
00:18:35You could have just asked
00:18:35I don't want to
00:18:40I don't want to play
00:18:41What do you even do with these
00:18:42You perv?
00:18:44Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:45You're the one who came into my room
00:18:47Into my closet
00:18:48When I wasn't here
00:18:48I was doing you a favor
00:18:52And helping you move out
00:18:53Because you shouldn't be here
00:18:54Uncuff me
00:18:57What are your manners?
00:19:04Say please
00:19:05I don't have time for your games, old man
00:19:11Give me the key
00:19:14What the?
00:19:21You and I are going to establish some ground rules
00:19:23Are you ready to listen
00:19:25Like a good little girl
00:19:26Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:33Rule number one
00:19:34There was a lot
00:19:37Scarier shit out there
00:19:39Kiddo
00:19:40You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it
00:19:43So when I tell you
00:19:44That I'm here to protect you
00:19:46You better listen to everything I say
00:19:49I can take care of my
00:19:50Rule number two
00:19:52Now talking back
00:19:53I am the last guy
00:19:56You want to piss off
00:19:58Rule number three
00:20:05Don't start any games
00:20:09You're not ready to play
00:20:22So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:33My plans are none of your concern
00:20:35Here in the regular
00:20:37No violent non-mafia America
00:20:40We have this thing called privacy
00:20:42You can have your privacy
00:20:44Until sunset
00:20:47What does that mean?
00:20:52You have curfew
00:20:54How's my daughter?
00:21:18Um
00:21:18Hot
00:21:19What was that?
00:21:21Uh
00:21:21She's hot-headed
00:21:23Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:25That's why you're watching her and not me
00:21:27Is she back from class?
00:21:29She was supposed to be back from class hours ago
00:21:31Chris
00:21:32Is my daughter okay?
00:21:34She's fine, Mark
00:21:35Good
00:21:36You're my best friend
00:21:37You're the only one I trust to keep her safe
00:21:40You better have a good excuse when I find you
00:21:49Give me some time
00:21:58Stay with my drive
00:21:59Open my head
00:22:02What do you say?
00:22:06This is the end
00:22:08Open my head
00:22:10You're a fucking strip club Harper
00:22:25Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble
00:22:29When you're at a goddamn strip club
00:22:31Oh, excuse me
00:22:44We're filming
00:22:45Filming?
00:22:47Filming what?
00:22:48Some real hot stuff
00:22:50Now beat it, Grandpa
00:22:51Go find a room somewhere else
00:22:53I'm looking for Harper
00:22:55It says her location is here
00:22:57So step aside
00:22:58Before I make you
00:22:59Nope
00:23:01Harper is my best friend
00:23:02And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for
00:23:04Hey, wait
00:23:05Wait
00:23:06Wait
00:23:07Wait
00:23:07He looks so sexy
00:23:16Keep going
00:23:17Harper?
00:23:17Harper
00:23:17You shouldn't be here
00:23:26You shouldn't be here
00:23:29I tried to stop him
00:23:30Hey
00:23:33No, Harper
00:23:35You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place
00:23:37What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:38It's for a class project
00:23:40Give him this camera back, you prick
00:23:41Class my ass
00:23:43Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:23:45I ought to stick this camera straight up
00:23:47Chris, stop
00:23:48Not until I pummel this creep
00:23:49Then the camera's next
00:23:51Hey, wait, wait, wait
00:23:52Not the camera
00:23:52That's a thousand dollars
00:23:53You should have thought about that
00:23:55Before making Harper shoot your porn
00:23:57That is enough
00:23:58These look amazing, Harper
00:24:14Oh, my best friend is so sexy
00:24:17Wait
00:24:17Wait till the whole class sees this
00:24:18No one's going to see these
00:24:20Deleting them
00:24:21What?
00:24:22That is art
00:24:24Give him this camera back
00:24:25Or I swear to God
00:24:26I'll go out there
00:24:26And I'll give one of those creeps
00:24:28A lap dance
00:24:29See how much my dad likes that
00:24:33Your choice
00:24:38What is this?
00:24:42Camera is
00:24:43What did you do?
00:24:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:24:46You asshole
00:24:48If you ever ask Harper
00:24:50to do something like this again
00:24:51I will jam that camera
00:24:53So far down your throat
00:24:54You'll be shitting out Polaroids
00:24:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:05We're leaving.
00:25:06Now.
00:25:14So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:18I did it for your own good.
00:25:20You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:24You need me around for your safety.
00:25:26Because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:29You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:31Like a piece of meat.
00:25:34My classmate?
00:25:36It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:41Jealous?
00:25:43Jealous?
00:25:48You're cute, Harper.
00:25:49I'll give you that.
00:25:51And those things you do?
00:25:54They're cute, too.
00:25:56You know what's not cute?
00:25:59Me jealous.
00:26:01Now you were right.
00:26:02I'm in some shady business.
00:26:03And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:06But you better not test me.
00:26:08Or I'll break you.
00:26:09In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:18Well, guess what?
00:26:20You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:25Just admit...
00:26:26That you want me.
00:26:28What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:37There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:41Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:43You know what, Chris?
00:26:44You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:46Fine.
00:26:46But I'm gonna make you crazy for me.
00:26:49Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:26:51So...
00:26:54Are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:58No.
00:27:00Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:27:02Oh my God, Maria, no!
00:27:04Ew!
00:27:04That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:08He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:11And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:14I don't know.
00:27:15But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:19Um, wait.
00:27:20You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:25Think about it.
00:27:27What?
00:27:30We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:32The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:34So that's step one.
00:27:35Hmm.
00:27:36You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:40He was jealous, Harbs.
00:27:41Yeah, right.
00:27:42Jealous of me?
00:27:43I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:46He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:51Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:53Jealous over you.
00:27:55It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:58So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:03Until he snaps.
00:28:04And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:08And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt-fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:15Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:18Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:20Because I get what I want.
00:28:22Sexy outfit, check.
00:28:36Popcorn, check.
00:28:38A notebook.
00:28:39The only movie that can make a guy cry, check.
00:28:42What do you want?
00:28:54You done giving me the salad treatment?
00:28:57Um, popcorn?
00:28:58Harper, you idiot.
00:29:01Seduce him.
00:29:02I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:08But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:12Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:14I have a date, but that's not important.
00:29:16Your pulse is racing.
00:29:19What's going on?
00:29:22Has your ex-boyfriend given you trouble?
00:29:24Uh, no, I just, I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie, but it's not important.
00:29:44Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:52But what about your date?
00:29:54How are you not crying?
00:30:15This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:17Because it's not real.
00:30:20This is ridiculous.
00:30:22No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:26It's true love.
00:30:29There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:31Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:35Or
00:30:35maybe
00:30:38you're just a soulless
00:30:41AI bot.
00:30:42And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:53What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:59What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:02No, come on.
00:31:05Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:07Shh.
00:31:13Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:14I'm not a toy.
00:31:15I'll ruin you.
00:31:16Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:20As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:23It's not a lie.
00:31:28You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:31And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:33You can't handle me.
00:31:36Try me.
00:31:36I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:44I don't kiss.
00:31:45And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:49Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:51No.
00:31:52I don't think you are.
00:31:56What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:59I don't know what you are.
00:32:01And you can go into her as well if they never loved you.
00:32:06You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:29Not be seduced by him.
00:32:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:36I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:41You're late, big daddy.
00:32:43But you sound pissed.
00:32:46So I'll wait.
00:32:48You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:51Not tonight.
00:32:53I'm busy.
00:32:54Busy?
00:32:56Never for me, you're not.
00:32:59When the hell could you possibly be?
00:33:02Are you with another woman?
00:33:04Woman?
00:33:05No.
00:33:05Not a woman.
00:33:11Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:21Not this guy.
00:33:23Lose my number.
00:33:24Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:35Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:37She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:58Good.
00:33:59Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:04Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:12Stay.
00:34:14Damn it, Barbara.
00:34:18Damn it, Barbara.
00:34:19I don't know.
00:34:49You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:07Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:10Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:12I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:14His business partner.
00:35:16I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:18No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:26So, so we didn't?
00:35:29No.
00:35:31Because you're still alive.
00:35:33Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:36One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:39You don't know that.
00:35:41Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:44Oh yeah?
00:35:45Explain that.
00:35:47That's morning wood, sweetheart.
00:35:50Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:52We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:54You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:36:00Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:06Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:11What's wrong?
00:36:12Not as adventurous as you thought you were.
00:36:13I am going to go for a cockawalk.
00:36:14I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:15With my friend.
00:36:16Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:17Bye.
00:36:18Bye.
00:36:19Bye.
00:36:20Bye.
00:36:21Bye.
00:36:22Bye.
00:36:23Bye.
00:36:24Bye.
00:36:25Bye.
00:36:26Bye.
00:36:27Bye.
00:36:28Bye.
00:36:32Bye.
00:36:33Bye duh, honey.
00:36:36Hi guys.
00:36:37Bye.
00:36:38Bye.
00:36:39Bye.
00:36:40Bye-bye.
00:36:41Bye-bye.
00:36:42Bye.
00:36:44Bye
00:36:54So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:17Struggling much?
00:37:24I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:47I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:54Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:38:00That's not.
00:38:00No underwear.
00:38:14That's bad manners, ain't you?
00:38:18What are you going to do?
00:38:22Punish.
00:38:23You don't know me?
00:38:43I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:47Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:49And say, do your worst.
00:38:53And say, do your worst.
00:39:09I'm sorry.
00:39:11I can't let this happen.
00:39:12What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:14You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:23But, but what about-
00:39:24There's no buts.
00:39:28Can't let this happen again.
00:39:38Oh!
00:39:40Cut block!
00:39:41You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:52You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:56That was part of the plan!
00:39:58I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:01Was it big?
00:40:04So big.
00:40:05Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:11It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:15Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:40:17Like, BDSM?
00:40:19The whole nine yards.
00:40:20Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:23My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:26Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:28Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:33Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:36Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:38Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:43Stop messing with that.
00:40:59You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:41:02You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:05How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:07He's not my man.
00:41:09I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:15Ew, leave, Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:19You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:22Harps?
00:41:23Huh?
00:41:27What do you want, Brian?
00:41:31Just five minutes.
00:41:35Sorry.
00:41:37Harper, are you sure?
00:41:38It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:57Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:59I want to get back together.
00:42:09You cheated on me.
00:42:12I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:15But that was months ago.
00:42:17Huh?
00:42:18Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:19This isn't about payback.
00:42:23I've moved on, and you should too.
00:42:24What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:29Hmm?
00:42:30Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:32You slut?
00:42:34Hmm?
00:42:34Get off of me!
00:42:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:37Let me see them.
00:42:38Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:40Show me.
00:42:41Show me!
00:42:42Let go of me!
00:42:43There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:47I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:50A drink?
00:42:50I don't have time for this.
00:42:52You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:55That's not happening.
00:42:57Ever.
00:42:58Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:01Me?
00:43:02We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:05Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:08It's not a threat.
00:43:09It's a fact.
00:43:16You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:18But I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:20I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:28Help me!
00:43:30Help!
00:43:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:33Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:36Good girl.
00:43:36You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:40I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:43That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:46And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:49You just made me rip, asshole.
00:43:53Are you okay?
00:43:57Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:58She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:00Stop it!
00:44:12You're going to kill him.
00:44:13Good.
00:44:13He's not worth it.
00:44:15Let's go.
00:44:18If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:23I promise.
00:44:25Let's go.
00:44:25Good luck.
00:44:47Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:48Should we call 911?
00:44:52Seriously, Harper?
00:44:54He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:56I handled myself just fine.
00:44:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:00You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:19So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:34Let's see who you are.
00:45:36Do we have to do this?
00:45:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:57Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:46:00So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex could use against you.
00:46:04I'm going to throw up.
00:46:20Breathe.
00:46:23You can do this.
00:46:24I'm right here.
00:46:52Don't focus on the water.
00:46:55Just look at me.
00:47:02It's not hard to do.
00:47:16It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:18I got you.
00:47:19It's okay.
00:47:20It's okay.
00:47:21It's okay.
00:47:22You're fine.
00:47:28You're fine, Harper.
00:47:35Just breathe.
00:47:37Just keep breathing.
00:47:40How are you feeling?
00:47:41Fine.
00:47:48Fine.
00:47:50Just insanely distracted.
00:47:53Ready for the next step?
00:47:57What?
00:48:00I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:03I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:05I thought you didn't make those.
00:48:09I thought you didn't make those.
00:48:11What?
00:48:14Oh, my God.
00:48:16Oh, my God.
00:48:17You're talking about swimming.
00:48:20You're talking about swimming.
00:48:23What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:27I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:31I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:31I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:32I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:33I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:34I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:35I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:36I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:37I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:38I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:39I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:40I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:41I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:42I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:43I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:44I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:45I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:46I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:47I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:48I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:49Harper! Harper! Harper!
00:48:59What happened? What happened?
00:49:05You blacked out. You okay? You okay?
00:49:09I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:49:13You did amazing.
00:49:17You're just going to get better and better. I can't do this.
00:49:21It's okay.
00:49:25We'll try again tomorrow. Just kiss me.
00:49:29Your dad won't like this.
00:49:33Don't think about him. If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:37If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:41I don't think you understand what you're getting into. I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:45Just say you don't want me.
00:49:57Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:50:01I want you.
00:50:03And I told you not to mess with me. You're going to get hurt.
00:50:13You're like...
00:50:23What the hell? What are you doing?
00:50:25We need to talk about this first. Inside. With our minds, not our crawlers.
00:50:29Why are you being such a tease, Grandpa?
00:50:31I'm not a tease. I just care about you.
00:50:33So you are a grandpa?
00:50:35Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:39Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:41No, I need a moment to pull off.
00:50:47I'm going to shower.
00:50:51Harper, what are you doing?
00:50:55Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:11So this is where Chris has been lately. Running a daycare.
00:51:15Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:19Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:25I'm Elena Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:29I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:35And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:37He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:47Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:51Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:55You've been tracking him?
00:51:57What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:59The same kind he is.
00:52:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:11Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:16Hey, I'm surprised.
00:52:19Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:22Just all around...
00:52:26Not intense enough for him.
00:52:28Not intense enough?
00:52:30Yeah, well...
00:52:32Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:34Oh!
00:52:36Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:39I mean, look at you.
00:52:41You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:45You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:47Don't call me that.
00:52:52You wanna know how Chris likes the fuck?
00:52:55He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:57Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:52:59Choke you out.
00:53:01None of that.
00:53:03Kissing.
00:53:04Pillow talk.
00:53:05Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:13He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:15He actually lives here with me.
00:53:19Cute little skank.
00:53:20Ah!
00:53:29Help! Help me! I can't swim!
00:53:31Help! Help! I can't swim!
00:53:34Help! Help! I can't swim!
00:53:36Help! Help! I can't swim!
00:53:50Harper! Harper!
00:53:51Harper!
00:53:52Help!
00:53:53Help!
00:53:54Smile for T&P.
00:53:56Please help!
00:53:57Please help!
00:53:58Just crawl your way out, idiot!
00:54:00That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:10Harper!
00:54:30Harper!
00:54:31No! Come on!
00:54:32Harper!
00:54:33No! Come on!
00:54:42Harper! Harper!
00:54:46Harper...
00:54:47Oh, Harper, Harper.
00:54:59Breathe, breathe, breathe.
00:55:00It's okay, I got you.
00:55:02You're safe.
00:55:03You're safe.
00:55:04I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:06I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:07You're okay, just breathe.
00:55:09Just breathe.
00:55:11You're safe now.
00:55:12Just breathe.
00:55:14Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:15I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:18It's pathetic.
00:55:20Homewreck?
00:55:23Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:55:26She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:31I need you to come back to me, baby.
00:55:33We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:38She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:42I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:55:58How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:02She's fine.
00:56:04Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:13What are you doing?
00:56:14Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad,
00:56:18asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:56:22and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:26You're going to tell, dear old dad,
00:56:28that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:33You got that?
00:56:35Are you threatening me?
00:56:37No.
00:56:37I'm telling you.
00:56:39Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:44Get out of here.
00:56:46Wait.
00:56:47Please, don't.
00:56:48I'll do anything.
00:56:50Please.
00:56:50What are you doing?
00:56:51Chris, no.
00:57:06Wait.
00:57:07Wait.
00:57:07I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Barbara.
00:57:31She will not bother you again.
00:57:34I swear.
00:57:35Don't worry about it.
00:57:37I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:46I never dated her.
00:57:49We weren't a thing.
00:57:52A lot of brain to her.
00:57:57Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:02She said that...
00:58:08That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:15She said that...
00:58:20That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:29Satisfy you.
00:58:31In bed.
00:58:31That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:46Is that true?
00:58:47That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:54But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:57I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:59When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.
00:59:11And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:19What did you regret?
00:59:21Not doing this sooner.
00:59:22I don't know if I can tell you how to do it.
00:59:23I don't know if I can tell you how to do it.
00:59:24I don't know if I can tell you how to do it.
00:59:25I don't know if I can tell you how to do it.
00:59:26I don't know if I can tell you how to do it.
00:59:27I don't know if I can tell you how to do it.
00:59:28I don't know if I can tell you how to do it.
00:59:29I don't know if I can tell you how to do it.
00:59:30I don't know if I can tell you how to do it.
00:59:31I don't know if I can tell you how to do it.
00:59:32I don't know if I can tell you how to do it.
00:59:33I don't know if I can tell you how to do it.
00:59:34what the hell am i doing why don't you stop again you're playing with fire harper your dad is going
01:00:01to kill me i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things i get up to this isn't about
01:00:08mark it's about you and me so whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours you need
01:00:14to kill it i'm too dangerous so you're saying the kiss was a mistake i should forget this never
01:00:26happened it's for the best harper there's a reason i don't let people close to me yeah
01:00:33it's because you're a coward you're allowed to be mad at me just admit it you led me on and then
01:00:41you got cold feet just be a man and own it it's not you don't you're a psycho
01:00:46just trying to protect you
01:00:56morning
01:01:05i'm not hungry
01:01:08you need to eat
01:01:13no what i need is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:01:27are we even now
01:01:34you bageled me and you made me strip tease for you
01:01:38what's wrong kiddo i hate seeing you like this
01:01:43you should have thought about that before you broke my heart
01:01:46columbia university gallery exhibition featuring the work of students
01:02:04arper reeves
01:02:05i'm going to make this up to you
01:02:11promise
01:02:13has mr colin seen this harper you're like michael fucking angelo
01:02:24nope
01:02:27and he's never going to
01:02:30huh
01:02:31i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening
01:02:34why would i invite an asshole who led me on
01:02:37oh hey hey let's forget about that douchebag
01:02:42okay you need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class
01:02:46and i am not letting you fail
01:02:48stop moping
01:02:50let's go wine and dine some rich people
01:02:52okay
01:02:53okay
01:02:56how long do you think this took to paint christina like a million hours
01:03:13who the fuck cares
01:03:15we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:03:18make sure no one's coming
01:03:23whoops
01:03:38i think i hear them coming let's go
01:03:47one last touch
01:03:49good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:04:01harper
01:04:02tonight is gonna be perfect
01:04:08huh
01:04:10what
01:04:11no no no no my
01:04:14my final project
01:04:16how am i gonna graduate
01:04:18why would someone do this to me
01:04:20harper
01:04:25harper
01:04:28i'm kind of confused
01:04:30is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:32is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:38don't say that
01:04:41it's obviously her self-portrait
01:04:44did you do this
01:04:51christina
01:04:53if i don't sell my work tonight
01:04:57i'm gonna fail the class
01:04:58we're gonna report you to the dean christina
01:05:00you're not gonna get away with this
01:05:02guess what
01:05:02you have no proof
01:05:04good luck with that losers
01:05:07that's what you get for fucking with me
01:05:11harper
01:05:11harper
01:05:13there's the student i've been looking for
01:05:16professor i can explain
01:05:17harper
01:05:20is this your work
01:05:24it's so ugly
01:05:26isn't it professor
01:05:27we have to fail harper
01:05:29it looks like a complete
01:05:31choke
01:05:32ladies
01:05:33i assure you harper knew what she was doing
01:05:36in fact
01:05:37i guess just bought this piece
01:05:40wait what
01:05:41who would buy this crap
01:05:43i would
01:05:44who would buy this piece of crap
01:05:59i would
01:06:00it's you
01:06:03you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party
01:06:07christina don't be rude
01:06:09don't you know who this is
01:06:11chris collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:06:14there's no way
01:06:16that's okay professor
01:06:17not everyone has taste
01:06:19how much for this painting
01:06:23oh no you
01:06:24our starting price is 18
01:06:26done
01:06:31wait
01:06:34eighteen hundred dollars
01:06:35you can study at this school or not
01:06:38we haven't sold one single painting for less than eighteen thousand dollars
01:06:42you're telling me this gun pulling whiskey chugging whack ass grandpa just has eighteen thousand dollars sitting in his bank account
01:06:52here's two mil
01:06:55take the rest and buy art supplies whatever it is you need to get for harper's sake
01:07:01sir mr collins this is too much
01:07:04oh my god oh my god
01:07:06are you fucking kidding me
01:07:09are you fucking kidding me
01:07:13language miss hawkes
01:07:15don't tell me what to do old lady
01:07:17who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars
01:07:22my father still runs this university
01:07:25money runs this university
01:07:27and i'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor
01:07:30who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:07:32for disciplinary action
01:07:34you're going to get us expelled
01:07:37professor you can't
01:07:39please
01:07:40getting expelled sounds
01:07:42just about right to me
01:07:43no wait professor
01:07:44not so fast
01:07:46what the fuck else do you want from me
01:07:49oh no
01:07:52i can't believe that you two would do something like this
01:08:02good luck proving it was us
01:08:04knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me
01:08:10i don't need to ruin your lives
01:08:13those dresses though
01:08:15you're going to fucking pay for this
01:08:22what was it that you two said
01:08:37oh right
01:08:39good luck proving it was me
01:08:41the chancellor wants you two in his office now
01:08:47you're being suspended
01:08:48let's go
01:08:49why are you grabbing us
01:08:51they're the ones who did this
01:08:52arrest them
01:08:53let's go
01:08:54oh i'm gonna have to get this on camera
01:08:57i'll see you later
01:08:58congratulations on the sale miss reeves
01:09:04chris that was 18 grand
01:09:06that's 18 000 dollars
01:09:09seriously
01:09:10i thought it'd be more expensive
01:09:13what happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:09:22he um
01:09:25i mean i
01:09:28i was an idiot
01:09:31and i'm sorry
01:09:32but i think this might help
01:09:34show you how much i want you
01:09:38a blindfold
01:09:52i want you harper
01:09:55i want to do things to you
01:09:56bad things
01:10:01but only if you want me to
01:10:05i do
01:10:08why'd we stop
01:10:21you're waiting so long for this
01:10:24i'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer
01:10:28because i have to go wrap up the show
01:10:30and i'll wait for you
01:10:36wear that for me tonight
01:10:39harper
01:10:46harper
01:10:47harper
01:10:48hello
01:10:49earth to harper
01:10:50you need to look at this
01:10:52can it wait maria
01:10:53i'm having
01:10:54very inappropriate thoughts
01:10:57about my father's business partner
01:10:58no
01:10:59no
01:10:59that's what i need to tell you about
01:11:01harper look
01:11:02thanks you mean the guns and the money it's not just for show
01:11:08harper he's dangerous
01:11:10you need to move out now you can't keep living with him
01:11:13i need to talk to him
01:11:15okay harper
01:11:16harper
01:11:24taxi
01:11:26for harper
01:11:27who are you
01:11:30hey
01:11:32let go of me
01:11:33stop it
01:11:34please
01:11:34please
01:11:43please let me go
01:11:45if it's money
01:11:46i'll give you however much you want
01:11:48harper harper
01:11:52harper
01:11:54harper
01:11:54ryan
01:11:56why are you doing this we broke up
01:11:59we broke up because you've been fucking that old man
01:12:02you psycho
01:12:03he had nothing to do with our breakup
01:12:06he humiliated me
01:12:10but luckily for me
01:12:11your little boyfriend
01:12:13what does he have
01:12:14he has some dangerous enemies
01:12:16ain't that right fellas
01:12:17once he arrives
01:12:21to save his little princess
01:12:22well
01:12:25we don't need to get into the gory details
01:12:27do we
01:12:27no
01:12:28no
01:12:29you can just watch
01:12:31no
01:12:32no no no
01:12:33no
01:12:34no
01:12:35a trap
01:12:53what the hell
01:12:55not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:13:14i hope you don't mind
01:13:18i wanted our first time to be special harper
01:13:21before you sleep with my daughter
01:13:23you should probably know where she is first
01:13:27okay crap i can explain
01:13:33you're gonna explain
01:13:34but first
01:13:36you know my daughter better than i do
01:13:40is that text a prank
01:13:42harper's in trouble we need to go
01:13:45do we have some fun with you after we kill mother grant
01:13:53hmm
01:13:54should we make him watch
01:13:56hmm
01:13:57oh
01:14:00oh
01:14:00looks like he's here
01:14:03are you ready
01:14:05to see
01:14:06your boyfriend
01:14:07die harper
01:14:08huh
01:14:09get ready boys
01:14:11i'm going to make you regret
01:14:26that you ever touched her
01:14:33that's what happens chris
01:14:34when you mess around with my shit
01:14:37what's the matter tough guy
01:14:55can't talk without your little bodyguards
01:14:58let me go
01:15:05i'll leave home
01:15:06i already told you once
01:15:07you should have listened to me dead
01:15:09i'm gonna kill you
01:15:13you god damn dick
01:15:14are you okay
01:15:34did he hurt you
01:15:35chris
01:15:37i put you in danger
01:15:40you should run far away from me and my package
01:15:42when it comes to you harper
01:15:44i'm willing to take my chances
01:15:46would someone
01:15:53like to tell me
01:15:55what the fuck is going on
01:15:57oh my god dad what the hell
01:16:03it's okay
01:16:03oh ham
01:16:05i want to hear it from my daughter
01:16:06why are you making out with my best friend harper
01:16:09i want an answer now before i
01:16:11before i kill him
01:16:12no dad
01:16:13look
01:16:13i know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:16:17but
01:16:18deep down
01:16:19i know that
01:16:21you just want me to be safe
01:16:24chris makes me feel safe
01:16:30please don't be mad
01:16:32you're wrong about that
01:16:35it's not deep down
01:16:38it is the most important thing to me
01:16:41your happiness
01:16:42if that means being with chris
01:16:47then he better not screw this up
01:16:50or i will make him regret it
01:16:52i believe you
01:16:54you
01:16:56keep her safe
01:16:58with my god damn life
01:17:12you remember my instructions
01:17:20yes
01:17:21yes daddy
01:17:34say it
01:17:38yes daddy
01:17:40i want you to beg for it
01:17:48i want you
01:17:51to fuck me daddy
01:17:54stop teasing
01:18:05i want you now
01:18:08daddy
01:18:15say it
01:18:16or i'll punish you
01:18:18don't stop daddy
01:18:32are you sure about that
01:18:51you have two choices mr collins
01:19:08you can either uncuff me
01:19:12or fuck me
01:19:15you know i'm dangerous
01:19:31rich or mine
01:19:35do your worst
01:19:39daddy
01:19:39once i started not stopping you
01:19:59i thought you only fucked girls
01:20:01As I started, let's stop it.
01:20:06I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:14You're different.
01:20:31Ready for round five?
01:20:33Stop it, I'm sore.
01:20:35Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:39What if I don't?
01:20:43What was that?
01:20:44Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:46Honey, you home?
01:20:47Dad, I'm kinda busy right now.
01:20:49Stop it!
01:20:50I told you I was busy.
01:20:55This is my home, Harper Reeves.
01:20:59If you wanna get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:02Okay, I will.
01:21:04Can you get out?
01:21:18I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:21Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:23No, please keep them covered.
01:21:26I wanna give a speech.
01:21:27And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:30I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:32You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:37Just get on with it.
01:21:39What I do for a living.
01:21:42The not so legal part.
01:21:45It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:49And for me to be...
01:21:53Vulnerable?
01:21:55Yeah.
01:21:56But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:01You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:22:04And I wanna be around you.
01:22:06Forever.
01:22:07Forever.
01:22:17So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:22I'm moving you in there.
01:22:24As a graduation present.
01:22:26And also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:36Only if you want to.
01:22:38Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:42Are you serious?
01:22:43What's wrong?
01:22:46Is it tacky?
01:22:48I liked it.
01:22:49I thought...
01:22:50Deal!
01:22:55But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:58Which is?
01:23:00You have to move in there with me.
01:23:02Deal.
01:23:03Deal.
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