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How To Tame A Silver Fox Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh-ho! Looking good, girl.
00:00:18Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:24Please pick up.
00:00:27Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:35Sure thing, hon.
00:00:37Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:39He'll be there soon.
00:00:43Who?
00:00:47Drugging girls? My club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:51You got the wrong, I swear!
00:01:01Shut up. You have the worst timing.
00:01:08Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in. Now.
00:01:21What are you doing?
00:01:22What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:35Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:40Stop!
00:01:41Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:46What the hell?
00:01:53Mr. Collins?
00:01:55Bedsen is...
00:01:57best friend?
00:01:58You're shivering.
00:02:16Come on, kiddo.
00:02:18Kiddo?
00:02:19Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:20I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:24Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:26Let's go!
00:02:35I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:02:38five Christmases?
00:02:42He's tougher than I would.
00:02:46Something wrong?
00:02:49Um...
00:02:51Your arm is...
00:02:53Wet.
00:02:57From the rain.
00:03:00Wipe it then.
00:03:01There's no rain up there.
00:03:10Rain, sorry.
00:03:11...
00:03:20There's no rain up there.
00:03:23Rain, sorry.
00:03:26So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:28Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:30Why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:33Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub
00:03:35or eating up sleazebags,
00:03:39not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:46Come to think of it,
00:03:48I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:51I don't do small talk.
00:03:55Okay, then.
00:04:00Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:02I need to pick something.
00:04:03No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:05I am 22 years old.
00:04:07Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:08Shut up!
00:04:09You're not that much older than me.
00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later,
00:04:14and I need to buy alcohol,
00:04:15because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me,
00:04:17and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:19And nobody...
00:04:22If I take you, will you shut up?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:30You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:48It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:54Yeah.
00:04:55Why didn't you say something?
00:04:57I just did.
00:04:58You freaking creep!
00:05:01Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:21When you're done checking me out,
00:05:33I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:35I was not checking you out.
00:05:37That was a yawn.
00:05:38Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:40It's past your bedtime.
00:05:44Stop calling me kid.
00:05:51You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:09This is a small kickback.
00:06:11Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:14Does your dad know about that?
00:06:16Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:20I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:21but he doesn't live here.
00:06:23And neither do you.
00:06:24Yeah, about that.
00:06:26I live here now.
00:06:27He put me in charge.
00:06:29And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:30Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:34This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:37You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:49I don't have another choice.
00:06:52I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:54and this is my last year of college,
00:06:56and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:07:01Fine.
00:07:02Have your kickback.
00:07:03Or not.
00:07:04Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:09I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:15Who is that?
00:07:18No.
00:07:23I'm going to kill you?
00:07:24Count your days, slut?
00:07:26It's not a big deal, I can explain.
00:07:29This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:30Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:32You guys were spying on me?
00:07:35Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:38That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:40It's either me living here, or three bodyguards.
00:07:43Your choice.
00:07:52You are not living here.
00:07:53I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:59Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:04You better not show your face in there.
00:08:06I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:08God damn it.
00:08:10Promise to mark.
00:08:12No!
00:08:14No!
00:08:15Who's this above Grandpa?
00:08:18Grandpa?
00:08:20He's hotter than you, mate.
00:08:22Huh?
00:08:23Whoa! Who's this above Grandpa?
00:08:31Grandpa? He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:35Huh?
00:08:41Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:46Could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:48Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:51And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:09:00Hi, hi. Christina, Fox, and Becca too.
00:09:04I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:07Duh. I didn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:14Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:20Thanks, Heather.
00:09:21Oh, it's Harper.
00:09:24Enjoy the party!
00:09:29I guess this bottle of Macallan makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:35Where's Harper?
00:09:37Harper?
00:09:37Forget Harper.
00:09:42Hang out with me.
00:09:44I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:49I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:51I don't like talking.
00:09:52I don't like talking.
00:09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:56Christina and I are into group activities.
00:09:59Talk or no talk?
00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:05For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:07Sorry, ladies.
00:10:09I don't like my women.
00:10:11Desperate.
00:10:15Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:19Huh?
00:10:19He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:24I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:29Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:41Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:45Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:48Ew!
00:10:49Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:51You're like your school royalty.
00:10:54Thanks!
00:10:55You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:00We're...we're friends?
00:11:02Of course!
00:11:05I have to pee.
00:11:07Wait for me?
00:11:08Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:09I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:20What dirt can I find?
00:11:25Oh, this is...gold!
00:11:35Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:42Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:45I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:02What the hell?
00:12:22Attention, everybody!
00:12:24Hello!
00:12:25You all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's Diary?
00:12:39Let's see.
00:12:41Dear Diary,
00:12:43Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:46Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:49Aw, Harper.
00:12:52Daddy issues much?
00:12:54No!
00:12:58No!
00:12:59I just need to give it back!
00:13:03Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:13:08That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:12And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:16You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:23Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:25No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:27Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:30Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:33Let's fuck it down.
00:13:40Let's fuck it down.
00:13:46Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:49Fuck this.
00:14:00You're jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend.
00:14:14Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:32You are supposed to get rid of him.
00:14:34Come to her party, take advantage of her kindness, and you make fun of her family life.
00:14:44It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:46The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:51Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:55First, that's enough.
00:14:57Let her go.
00:15:01One last.
00:15:04What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:08You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:10You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:12Let's get one thing straight there.
00:15:14Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:17If you mess with her again...
00:15:19Fuck you up.
00:15:24But we're literally just for help.
00:15:25I don't give a fuck.
00:15:27Everyone out!
00:15:28The fuck out!
00:15:29What the hell was that?
00:15:40What the hell was that?
00:15:41She hurt you.
00:15:59Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:00Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:02You're crying.
00:16:11Why are you crying?
00:16:12I don't understand.
00:16:14Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:16They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:17I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:22Stupid.
00:16:22I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:25You just embarrassed me in front of me.
00:16:26I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:27And she's the queen of our souls.
00:16:28I said stop!
00:16:32I said stop!
00:16:35I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:37We'll find you another school.
00:16:39I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:40Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:44Just because you run some sort of shady business, Doc?
00:16:46I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:51I told you...
00:16:53Just stop calling me that.
00:16:57And I told you to stop acting like Laura.
00:17:02Oh, yeah?
00:17:04If I'm such a kid...
00:17:07What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:14Sorry, kid.
00:17:15That's my gun.
00:17:17You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:19You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:37Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:43There better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:47I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:55Oh!
00:17:57God.
00:18:04What?
00:18:11What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:17No.
00:18:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:22It's gonna not be happening.
00:18:23He's gonna be back in any second.
00:18:33You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:18:35I don't want to play.
00:18:41What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:43Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:45You're the one who came into my room, into my closet, when I wasn't here.
00:18:50I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:56Uncuff me.
00:18:57What are your manners?
00:19:04Say please.
00:19:09I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:13Give me the key.
00:19:14You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:24Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:27Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:33Rule number one.
00:19:34There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:40You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:43So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:47you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:49I can take care of my...
00:19:51Rule number two.
00:19:53No talking back.
00:19:55I am the last guy you want to piss off.
00:19:58Rule number three.
00:20:07Don't start any games.
00:20:10You're not ready to play.
00:20:12So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:33My plans are none of your concern.
00:20:35And here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,
00:20:40we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:43You can have your privacy.
00:20:46Until sunset.
00:20:48What does that mean?
00:20:53You have curfew.
00:20:54Ah!
00:21:05How's my daughter?
00:21:18Um, hot.
00:21:20What was that?
00:21:21Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:23Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:25That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:27Is she back from class?
00:21:29She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:32Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:33She's fine, Mark.
00:21:35Good.
00:21:36You're my best friend.
00:21:38You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:47You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:56Give me some time.
00:21:58Still gonna try.
00:22:00Over my heart.
00:22:02You're a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:25Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble
00:22:29when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:43Oh, excuse me.
00:22:45We're filming.
00:22:46Filming?
00:22:47Filming what?
00:22:48Some real hot stuff.
00:22:50Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:22:51Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:52I'm looking for Harper Reeves.
00:22:55It says her location is here.
00:22:57So step aside before I make you.
00:23:00Mm, nope.
00:23:01Harper is my best friend.
00:23:02And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:23:05Hey, wait!
00:23:06Wait!
00:23:06Wait!
00:23:07Wait!
00:23:07Wait!
00:23:14He looks so sexy.
00:23:16Keep going.
00:23:17Harper?
00:23:17Harper?
00:23:17Harper?
00:23:17Harper?
00:23:17Harper?
00:23:18Harper?
00:23:18Harper?
00:23:19Harper?
00:23:19Harper?
00:23:19Harper?
00:23:20Harper?
00:23:20Harper?
00:23:20You shouldn't be here.
00:23:27You shouldn't be here.
00:23:29I tried to stop him.
00:23:32Hey!
00:23:34No, Harper.
00:23:35You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:37What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:38It's for a class project.
00:23:40Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:42Class my ass.
00:23:43Is that what you want to do?
00:23:44You told her to get her here?
00:23:45I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:47Chris, stop!
00:23:48Not until I pummel this creep, then the camera's next.
00:23:51Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, not the camera.
00:23:52It costs a thousand dollars.
00:23:53You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:57That is enough!
00:23:58These look amazing, Harper.
00:24:15Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:24:17Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:24:18No one's going to see these.
00:24:20Deleting them.
00:24:21What?
00:24:21That is art.
00:24:24Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those
00:24:27creeps a lap dance.
00:24:31See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:37Your choice.
00:24:37Camera it is.
00:24:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:47You asshole!
00:24:49If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down
00:24:54your throat.
00:24:55You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:05We're leaving.
00:25:06Now.
00:25:14So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:18I did it for your own good.
00:25:21You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:24You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:29You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:32Like a piece of meat.
00:25:34My classmate?
00:25:36It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:41Jealous?
00:25:43Jealous?
00:25:48You're cute, Harper.
00:25:49I'll give you that.
00:25:51And those...
00:25:52things you do?
00:25:54They're cute, too.
00:25:56You know what's not cute?
00:25:57Me jealous.
00:25:58Me jealous.
00:26:00Now you were right.
00:26:01I'm in some shady business.
00:26:03And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:05But you better not test me.
00:26:06You better not test me, or I'll break you.
00:26:12In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:14Well, guess what?
00:26:15You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:22Just admit that you want me.
00:26:28What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:35There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:41Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:43You know what, Chris?
00:26:44You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:46Fine.
00:26:46But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:26:49Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:26:51So, are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:58No.
00:27:00Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:27:02Oh my God, Maria, no!
00:27:04Ew!
00:27:06That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:08He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:11And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:14I don't know, but I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:19Um, wait.
00:27:20Wait, you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:25Think about it.
00:27:27We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:32The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:34So that's step one.
00:27:36You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:40He was jealous, Harv's.
00:27:41Yeah, right.
00:27:42Jealous of me?
00:27:43I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:46He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:51Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:53Jealous over you.
00:27:55It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:58So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:03Until he snaps.
00:28:04And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:08And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:15Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:17Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:20Because I get what I want.
00:28:22Mm-hmm.
00:28:33Sexy outfit?
00:28:35Check.
00:28:36Popcorn?
00:28:37Check.
00:28:38A notebook?
00:28:39The only movie that can make a guy cry?
00:28:41Check.
00:28:42Check.
00:28:42What do you want?
00:28:54You done giving me the salad treatment?
00:28:57Um, popcorn?
00:28:58Harper, you idiot.
00:29:01Seduce him.
00:29:02I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:08But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:11Come on, wait, wait, wait.
00:29:14I have a date, but that's not important.
00:29:16Your pulse is racing.
00:29:19What's going on?
00:29:21Oh.
00:29:22Has your ex-boyfriend given you trouble?
00:29:24Uh, no, I just...
00:29:27I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:29:31But it's...
00:29:32It's...
00:29:32Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:52But what about your date?
00:29:53Jane, please, Jane.
00:30:06Jane, Jane, that's all gone.
00:30:14How are you not crying?
00:30:15This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:17Because it's not real.
00:30:18This is ridiculous.
00:30:22No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:26It's true love.
00:30:29There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:31Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:34Or.
00:30:37Maybe.
00:30:39You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:42And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:53What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:59What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:04No, come on.
00:31:05Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:07Shh.
00:31:07Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:14I'm not a toy.
00:31:15I'll ruin you.
00:31:16Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:20As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:27Not a lie.
00:31:29You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:31And I'm too much for you, Kate.
00:31:33You can't handle me.
00:31:36Try me.
00:31:37I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:44I don't kiss.
00:31:45And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:49Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:51No.
00:31:52I don't think you are.
00:31:56What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:58I don't think you are.
00:32:01And you can go into her as well as I never loved you.
00:32:08I don't think I should go into my life.
00:32:09Just shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:14I'm sorry.
00:32:15I love you.
00:32:17This was the last thing I could do for you.
00:32:27You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:29Not be seduced by him.
00:32:31I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:38I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:41You're late, Big Daddy.
00:32:44But you sound pissed.
00:32:46So I'll wait.
00:32:48You wanna come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:51Not tonight.
00:32:53Busy.
00:32:54Busy?
00:32:56Maybe for me you're not.
00:32:59When the hell could you possibly be?
00:33:02Are you with another woman?
00:33:04Woman? No.
00:33:08Not a woman.
00:33:10Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:21Not this guy.
00:33:23Lose my number.
00:33:29Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:35Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:38She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:45Kid.
00:33:46Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:33:51Today?
00:33:52Damn it, Harper.
00:33:53You got me.
00:33:54I'm not.
00:33:55No.
00:33:56No.
00:33:57No.
00:33:58No.
00:33:59No.
00:34:00No.
00:34:01No.
00:34:02No.
00:34:03No.
00:34:04No.
00:34:05No.
00:34:06No.
00:34:11No.
00:34:12No.
00:34:13No.
00:34:15No.
00:34:16No.
00:34:17No.
00:34:18Damn it, Dwarfer.
00:34:48You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:05Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:09Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:12I slept with my dad's best friend. His business partner.
00:35:15I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:18No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:26So, so we didn't?
00:35:29No. Because you're still alive.
00:35:33Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:36One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:39You don't know that.
00:35:41Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:44Oh yeah? Explain that.
00:35:47That's Mourningwood, sweetheart.
00:35:50Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:52We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:54You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:58Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:03Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:06Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:15Well, what's wrong?
00:36:16Not as adventurous as you thought you were.
00:36:18I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:36:22I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:25With my friend.
00:36:27Thanks for watching me sleep. Bye.
00:36:29Well, this will do.
00:36:51So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:06Struggling much?
00:37:18I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:47I had no other choice.
00:37:50I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:54Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:56You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:59That's not.
00:38:06No underwear?
00:38:07That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:16What are you going to do?
00:38:19Punish you.
00:38:22I don't know.
00:38:23I don't know.
00:38:24You don't know?
00:38:25I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:29Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:30I'd say do your worst.
00:38:31I'd say do your worst.
00:38:32I'd say do your worst.
00:38:33I'd say do your worst.
00:38:34I'd say do your worst.
00:38:38I'd say do your worst.
00:38:39I'd say do your worst.
00:38:45I'd say do your worst.
00:38:46I'd say do your worst.
00:38:47I'm sorry.
00:38:48I can't let this happen.
00:38:49What the heck?
00:38:50Why are you stopping?
00:38:51I'd say do your worst.
00:38:52I'd say do your worst.
00:38:54I'd say do your worst.
00:39:06I'm sorry.
00:39:07I can't let this happen.
00:39:11What the heck?
00:39:12Why..
00:39:18You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:23But, but what about...
00:39:24There's no buts.
00:39:28Can't let this happen again.
00:39:40Cut block!
00:39:41You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:52You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:56That was part of the plan!
00:39:58I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:40:00I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:01Was it big?
00:40:04So big.
00:40:07Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:11It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:15Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:16He's a sex freak?
00:40:17Like, BDSR?
00:40:19The whole nine yards.
00:40:20Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:23My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:26Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:29Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:33Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:36Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:37Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:43Stop messing with that.
00:40:59You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:41:02You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:05How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:06He is not my man.
00:41:10I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:15Ew, leave, Brian.
00:41:16She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:19You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:22Harps?
00:41:23Huh?
00:41:27What do you want, Brian?
00:41:28Just five minutes.
00:41:35Fine.
00:41:37Harper, are you sure?
00:41:38It's okay.
00:41:39Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:41Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:07I want to get back together.
00:42:08You cheated on me.
00:42:12I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:15But that was months ago, huh?
00:42:18Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:20This isn't about payback.
00:42:23I've moved on, and you should too.
00:42:27What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:30Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:32You slut!
00:42:34Get off of me!
00:42:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:37Let me see them.
00:42:38Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:40Show me.
00:42:41Show me!
00:42:42Let go of me!
00:42:44There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:47I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:50A drink?
00:42:50I don't have time for this.
00:42:52You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:55That's not happening.
00:42:57Ever.
00:42:57Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:01Me?
00:43:02We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:05Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:08It's not a threat.
00:43:09It's a fact.
00:43:16You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:18But I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:20I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:24Help me!
00:43:30Help!
00:43:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:33Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:36Good girl.
00:43:38You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:40I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:43That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:46And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:49You just made me rip, asshole.
00:43:51Are you okay?
00:43:57Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:58She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:10Stop it!
00:44:12You're going to kill him.
00:44:13Good.
00:44:13He's not worth it.
00:44:15Let's go.
00:44:16If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:23I promise.
00:44:25Let's go.
00:44:25Let's go.
00:44:32Let's go.
00:44:32The fuck.
00:44:47Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:50Should we call 911?
00:44:52Seriously, Harper?
00:44:54He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:56I handled myself just fine.
00:44:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:02You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:29So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now?
00:45:32Hmm.
00:45:34Let's see who you are.
00:45:49Do we have to do this?
00:45:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:52Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:57Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:46:00So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex could use against you.
00:46:04I'm going to throw up.
00:46:20Breathe.
00:46:23You can do this.
00:46:24I'm right here.
00:46:52Don't focus on the water.
00:46:55Just look at me.
00:47:02It's not hard to do.
00:47:03It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:18I got you.
00:47:19It's okay.
00:47:21It's okay.
00:47:21It's okay.
00:47:26You're fine.
00:47:28You're fine, Harper.
00:47:29Just breathe.
00:47:37Just keep breathing.
00:47:40How are you feeling?
00:47:48Fine.
00:47:50Just insanely distracted.
00:47:52Ready for the next step?
00:47:59I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:03I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:08I thought you didn't make this.
00:48:09What?
00:48:14Oh, my God.
00:48:16Oh, my God.
00:48:17You're talking about swimming.
00:48:21You're talking about swimming.
00:48:25What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:29I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:31You're talking about swimming.
00:48:54Parker!
00:48:55Parker!
00:48:56Parker!
00:48:56Parker!
00:48:57Parker!
00:48:58Parker!
00:48:59What happened?
00:49:04What happened?
00:49:05You blacked out.
00:49:06You're okay.
00:49:08You're okay.
00:49:09Sorry.
00:49:10Sorry.
00:49:12You did amazing.
00:49:17You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:19I can't do this.
00:49:24It's okay.
00:49:26We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:28Just kiss me.
00:49:29Your dad won't like this.
00:49:34Don't think about him.
00:49:35If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:39If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:41I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:44I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:47Just say you don't want me.
00:49:48Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:50:02I want you.
00:50:05And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:06You're going to get hurt.
00:50:07You're like...
00:50:13They were like...
00:50:23Oh! What the hell? What are you doing?
00:50:25We need to talk about this first. Inside. With our minds, not our crosses.
00:50:29Ugh! Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:31I'm not a tease. I just care about you.
00:50:35So you are a grandpa?
00:50:37Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:39Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:43No, I need a moment to pull off.
00:50:49I'm gonna shout.
00:51:01Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:09So this is where Chris has been lately. Running a daycare.
00:51:15Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:19Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:25I'm Elena Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:31I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:35And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:37He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:47Oh, honey, I go where I want. Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:55You've been tracking him? What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:59The same kind he is.
00:52:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:10Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:15I'm surprised.
00:52:19Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:21Just all around...
00:52:25Not intense enough for him.
00:52:27Not intense enough?
00:52:29Yeah, well...
00:52:32Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:34Oh...
00:52:36Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:39I mean, look at you.
00:52:40You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:45You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:47Don't call me that.
00:52:51You wanna know how Chris likes the fuck?
00:52:54He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:57Handcuff you.
00:52:58So you can't run.
00:53:00Choke you out.
00:53:02None of that.
00:53:03Kissing.
00:53:04Pillow talk.
00:53:06Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:13He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:15He actually lives here.
00:53:16With me.
00:53:17You little skin.
00:53:18Ah!
00:53:19Help!
00:53:20Help me!
00:53:21I can't swim!
00:53:22Help!
00:53:23Help!
00:53:24I can't swim!
00:53:25Help!
00:53:26Help!
00:53:27I can't swim!
00:53:28Help!
00:53:29Help!
00:53:30I can't swim!
00:53:31Help!
00:53:32Help!
00:53:33I can't swim!
00:53:34Help!
00:53:35Help!
00:53:36I can't swim!
00:53:37Help!
00:53:38Help!
00:53:39Harper? Harper!
00:53:52Smile for T.M.
00:53:55Please don't!
00:53:58Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:54:01That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:09Harper!
00:54:39Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:46Harper! Harper!
00:54:50Breathe, breathe, breathe. It's okay, I got you.
00:54:54You're sick. You're sick.
00:54:56I thought I was gonna die. I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:00You're okay. Just breathe.
00:55:04I thought I was gonna die. I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:07You're okay. Just breathe. Just breathe.
00:55:10You're safe now. Just breathe.
00:55:13Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:15I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:18It's pathetic.
00:55:20Homewreck?
00:55:22Harper could never homewreck Esmala.
00:55:25She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:28I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:55:33We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:37She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:43B-b-b-b.
00:55:45Joke me.
00:55:46Harder.
00:55:48I miss how rough you get out of baby.
00:55:51I don't love you.
00:55:54And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:58How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:02She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:13W-w-what are you doing?
00:56:15Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market.
00:56:21And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:26You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:33You got that?
00:56:34Are you threatening me?
00:56:36No.
00:56:37I'm telling you.
00:56:39Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:42Get out of here.
00:56:45Wait.
00:56:46Please.
00:56:47Don't.
00:56:48I'll do anything.
00:56:49Please.
00:56:50What are you doing?
00:56:51Chris, no.
00:56:52Wait.
00:56:53Wait.
00:56:54Oh.
00:56:55Oh.
00:56:56Oh.
00:56:57Oh.
00:56:59Oh.
00:57:00Oh.
00:57:01Oh.
00:57:02Oh.
00:57:03Oh.
00:57:04Oh.
00:57:05Oh.
00:57:06Oh.
00:57:07Oh.
00:57:08Oh.
00:57:09Oh.
00:57:10Oh.
00:57:11Oh.
00:57:12Oh.
00:57:13Oh.
00:57:14Oh.
00:57:15Oh.
00:57:16Oh.
00:57:17Oh.
00:57:18Oh.
00:57:19Oh.
00:57:20Oh.
00:57:21Oh.
00:57:22Oh.
00:57:23Oh.
00:57:24Oh.
00:57:25Oh.
00:57:26Oh.
00:57:27Oh.
00:57:28Oh.
00:57:29Oh.
00:57:30Oh.
00:57:31Oh.
00:57:32Oh.
00:57:33Oh.
00:57:34Oh.
00:57:35Oh.
00:57:36Oh.
00:57:37Oh.
00:57:38Oh.
00:57:39I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:46I never dated her.
00:57:49We weren't a thing.
00:57:52A lot of brain to her.
00:57:57Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:02She said that I would never be able to handle you, satisfy you in bed.
00:58:32That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:46Is that true?
00:58:50That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:54But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:57I'm supposed to protect you.
00:59:02When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.
00:59:11And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:19What did you regret?
00:59:21Not doing this sooner.
00:59:22We'll see you then.
00:59:46We'll see you then.
00:59:47What the hell am I doing?
00:59:55Why don't you stop again?
00:59:58You're playing with fire, Harper.
01:00:00Your dad is going to kill me.
01:00:02I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:07This isn't about Mark.
01:00:09It's about you and me.
01:00:11So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:17I'm too dangerous.
01:00:21So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this never happened.
01:00:27It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:30There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:32Yeah.
01:00:34It's because you're a coward.
01:00:37You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:38Just admit it.
01:00:40You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:42Just be a man and own it.
01:00:44Not you.
01:00:44Don't!
01:00:45You're a psycho.
01:00:47I'm just trying to protect you.
01:01:04Morning.
01:01:07Nagel?
01:01:08I'm not hungry.
01:01:12You need to eat.
01:01:13You need to eat.
01:01:17No.
01:01:22What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:33Are we even now?
01:01:36You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:40What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:41I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:44You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:58Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:02:01Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:02:09I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:12Promise.
01:02:13Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:22Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:27Nope.
01:02:29And he's never going to.
01:02:30Huh?
01:02:31I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:34Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:38Oh, hey.
01:02:39Hey.
01:02:40Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:42Okay?
01:02:43You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:47And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:49Stop moping.
01:02:51Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:53Okay?
01:02:55Okay.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:58Hey.
01:02:58Hey.
01:02:58Hey.
01:02:59Hey.
01:02:59Hey.
01:03:00Hey.
01:03:00Hey.
01:03:01Hey.
01:03:02Hey.
01:03:02Hey.
01:03:03Hey.
01:03:04Hey.
01:03:09Wow.
01:03:09How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:12Like a million hours?
01:03:13Who the fuck cares?
01:03:16We're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:22Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:34I think I hear them coming.
01:03:46Let's go.
01:03:48One last touch.
01:03:57Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:04:02Harper.
01:04:04Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:09Huh?
01:04:10What?
01:04:13No, no, no, no.
01:04:14My final project.
01:04:17How am I going to graduate?
01:04:18Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:25Harper.
01:04:27Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:04:30Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:32Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:38Shh.
01:04:39Don't say that.
01:04:41It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:44Did you do this?
01:04:53Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:58We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:05:00You're not going to get away with this.
01:05:02Guess what?
01:05:03You have no proof.
01:05:05Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:08That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:12Harper.
01:05:14There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:16Professor, I can explain.
01:05:17Harper, is this your work?
01:05:25It's so ugly, isn't it, professor?
01:05:27We have to fail Harper.
01:05:30It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:32Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:36In fact, I guess I just bought this piece.
01:05:40Wait, what?
01:05:42Who would buy this crap?
01:05:44I would.
01:05:56Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:59I would.
01:06:00It's you.
01:06:04You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:08Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:10Don't you know who this is?
01:06:12Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:06:15There's no way.
01:06:17That's okay, professor.
01:06:18Not everyone has taste.
01:06:22How much for this painting?
01:06:24Oh, no, you really don't.
01:06:24Our starting price is $18.
01:06:31Done.
01:06:33Wait, $1,800?
01:06:36You can study at this school or not.
01:06:39We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:42You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging,
01:06:46whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:54Here's two mil.
01:06:55What?
01:06:56Take the rest and buy art supplies,
01:06:58whatever it is you need to get.
01:07:00For Harper's sake.
01:07:01Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:07:04Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:07:07Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:11Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:14Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:15Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:18Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:22My father still runs this university.
01:07:25Money runs this university.
01:07:27And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor,
01:07:30who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:07:32for disciplinary action.
01:07:36You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:38Professor, you can't.
01:07:39Please.
01:07:40Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:43No, wait, Professor!
01:07:44Not so fast.
01:07:46What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:51Oh, no, oh!
01:07:59I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:08:02Good luck proving it was us.
01:08:05Knowing that you have to live with your bitter,
01:08:08jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:10I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:14Those dresses, though.
01:08:16Wait, what?
01:08:17Huh?
01:08:17I...
01:08:18AHHHHH!
01:08:22AHHHHH!
01:08:23AHHHHH!
01:08:24AHHHHH!
01:08:25AHHHHH!
01:08:25AHHHHH!
01:08:26AHHHHH!
01:08:27AHHHHH!
01:08:28AHHHHH!
01:08:29AHHHHH!
01:08:29AHHHHH!
01:08:30AHHHHH!
01:08:30AHHHHH!
01:08:30AHHHHH!
01:08:31This is Versace, you asshole!
01:08:33You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:35What was it that you two said?
01:08:38Oh, right.
01:08:39Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:41AHHHHH!
01:08:43AHHHHH!
01:08:44The Chancellor wants you two in his office now!
01:08:47You're being suspended!
01:08:49Let's go!
01:08:50Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:51They're the ones who did this!
01:08:52Arrest them!
01:08:53Let's go!
01:08:55Oh, I'm gonna have to get this on camera.
01:08:57I'll see you later.
01:09:02Congratulations on the sell, Miss Reeves.
01:09:04Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:09:06That's $18,000!
01:09:09Seriously?
01:09:12I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:18What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:24He, um...
01:09:25I mean, I...
01:09:28I was an idiot.
01:09:31And I'm sorry, but I think this might help show you how much I want you.
01:09:37I know.
01:09:51Blindfold?
01:09:53I want you, Harper.
01:09:55I want to do things to you.
01:09:56I want you to do things to you.
01:09:57I want you to do things to you.
01:09:58I want you to do things to you.
01:09:59I want you to do things to you.
01:10:00But it hurts like hell.
01:10:01I want you to go for one more dream.
01:10:03But only if you want me to.
01:10:05I do.
01:10:06I do.
01:10:07Why'd we stop?
01:10:08We've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:09We're just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:13Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:15And I'll wait for you.
01:10:16Or that from me tonight.
01:10:17No-no.
01:10:18Yes, I do.
01:10:19If you want me to leave, I'll leave.
01:10:20I'll leave!
01:10:21No-no...
01:10:22Where is that?
01:10:23I'll leave!
01:10:24No-no.
01:10:25No-no.
01:10:26Yeah-no.
01:10:27Why do we stop?
01:10:28We've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:29We're just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:30Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:33And I'll wait for you.
01:10:36And I'll wait for you.
01:10:45Harper! Harper!
01:10:48Hello! Earth to Harper! You need to look at this!
01:10:52Can it wait, Maria? I'm having very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:58No! No! That's what I need to tell you about! Harper, look!
01:11:04Pakes, you mean the guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:11:08Harper, he's dangerous! You need to move out now! You can't keep living with him!
01:11:13I need to talk to him, okay? Harper!
01:11:24Taxi? For Harper?
01:11:29Lori! Hey! Let go of me! Stop it!
01:11:32Please! Please let me go! If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:50Harper, Harper, Harper... Harper!
01:11:54Ryan, why are you doing this? We broke up.
01:12:00We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:12:02You psycho! He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:07He humiliated me!
01:12:10But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:14He has some dangerous enemies. Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:16Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:12:23Well, we don't need to get into more details, do we?
01:12:26No. No. You can just watch.
01:12:31No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
01:12:34No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
01:12:52A trap? What the hell?
01:12:56not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:13:14i hope you don't mind i wanted our first time to be special harper
01:13:21before you sleep with my daughter you should probably know where she is
01:13:26first
01:13:26hey crap i i can explain you're gonna explain but first
01:13:36you know my daughter better than i do is that text a prank
01:13:42harper's in trouble we need to go
01:13:45do we have some fun with you after we kill
01:13:51with our grand
01:13:53should we make him watch
01:13:56oh looks like he's here
01:14:03are you ready to see your boyfriend die harper
01:14:08huh
01:14:09get ready boys
01:14:11i'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:14:27that's what happens chris when you mess around with my shit
01:14:36what's the matter tough guy
01:14:54what can't talk without your little bodyguards
01:14:57let me go i i i already told you once you should have listened to me dead
01:15:09i'm gonna kill you god damn dick
01:15:14are you okay did he hurt you
01:15:35chris i put you in danger you should run far away from me and my package
01:15:42when it comes to you harper i'm willing to take my chances
01:15:46would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on
01:15:57oh my god dad what the hell
01:16:03it's okay
01:16:03i'll handle it
01:16:05i want to hear it from my daughter
01:16:06why are you making out with my best friend harper
01:16:09i want an answer now before i before i kill him
01:16:12no dad look i know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:16:17what deep down i know that
01:16:21you just want me to be safe
01:16:24chris makes me feel safe
01:16:30please don't be mad
01:16:32you're wrong about that
01:16:35it's not deep down
01:16:38it is the most important thing to me
01:16:41your happiness
01:16:42if that means being with chris
01:16:47then he better not screw this up
01:16:50or i will make him regret it
01:16:52i believe you
01:16:54you
01:16:56keep her safe
01:16:58with my god damn life
01:17:02you remember my instructions
01:17:20i will cry in the morning but i can't leave
01:17:25you know what i came here for
01:17:28throw that jacket on the floor
01:17:31kissing me goodnight
01:17:33it's just one more life
01:17:35you tell me
01:17:36save it
01:17:38yes daddy
01:17:40i want you to beg for it
01:17:47i want you
01:17:51to fuck me daddy
01:17:54stop teasing
01:18:05i want you to beg for it
01:18:14daddy
01:18:15say it
01:18:16or i'll punish you
01:18:18don't stop
01:18:31daddy
01:18:31are you sure about that
01:18:51you have two choices mr collins
01:19:08you can either uncuff me
01:19:12or fuck me
01:19:14or fuck me
01:19:15you know i'm dangerous
01:19:31rich or am i
01:19:35do your worst daddy
01:19:39once i started not stopping
01:20:02I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:13You're different.
01:20:29Ready for round five?
01:20:33Stop it. I'm sore. Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:39What if I don't?
01:20:43What's that crap? It's my dad.
01:20:46Honey, you home?
01:20:47Dad, I'm kinda busy right now.
01:20:48I'm just gonna come in for a while.
01:20:54I told you I was busy.
01:20:55This is my home, Harper Reeves.
01:20:59If you wanna get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:01Okay, I will. I...
01:21:03Can you get out?
01:21:04I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris. Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:21No, please keep them covered.
01:21:25I wanna give a speech.
01:21:26And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:29I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:31Open up.
01:21:32You literally carry around a gun, but whatever. Just get on with it.
01:21:37What I do for a living.
01:21:40The not so legal part.
01:21:43It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:49And for me to be...
01:21:52Vulnerable?
01:21:53Yeah.
01:21:54But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:01You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:22:03And I wanna be around you.
01:22:06Forever.
01:22:07So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:22I'm moving you in there.
01:22:25As a graduation present.
01:22:28And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:33Only if you want to.
01:22:38Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:42Are you serious?
01:22:45What's wrong?
01:22:46Is it tacky?
01:22:48I liked it. I thought...
01:22:49Deal!
01:22:55But on one condition boyfriend.
01:22:58Which is?
01:22:59You have to move in there with me.
01:23:03Deal.