The New 3 Stooges S01E140 Gagster Dragster.ia

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Get ready for eye pokes, pratfalls, and pie-in-the-face perfection with The New 3 Stooges: Animated Mayhem Returns — the slapstick cartoon revival of comedy’s most legendary trio! Moe, Larry, and Curly are back in full animated form, bumbling their way through wild jobs, wacky inventions, and chaotic get-rich-quick schemes that never quite go right (or legal). Bursting with classic Stooge energy and modern cartoon punch, each episode is packed with over-the-top gags, sound effects, and good old-fashioned stupidity. Whether they're fixing a robot, building a rocket, or just trying to make a sandwich, you know it’s going to end with a crash, a yell, and someone getting clobbered. 🛠️🤕🍰 #TheNew3Stooges #StoogeToons #CartoonComedy #SlapstickLegends #AnimatedStooges #ClassicToonChaos #WhoopWhoopWhoop #NyukNyukNyuk #MoeLarryCurly #ToonThrowback #90sCartoonVibes #ComedyIcons #WackyCartoonEnergy #CartoonLaughs

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00:00Contact!

00:05Contact!

00:17Okay, Moe.

00:18The exhaust is working okay, boy.

00:21Yeah, I can see that.

00:23Take the wheel.

00:30Ah, there you are, fella.

00:35There's the wheel, right there.

00:37You idiot, put it back!

00:39Turn on the ignition!

00:40All right, all right.

00:44Ignition on!

00:48Turn it off, turn it off!

00:51Turn it off, turn it off, put it on, turn it off.

00:54I wish you'd make up your mind.

00:55Maybe we're low on gas.

00:57Look at the gate.

00:58Uh, the needle is pointing halfway.

01:01I don't know whether it's half empty or half full.

01:05Get out of there!

01:07Come on, you don't know nothing about a car!

01:09What do you mean, I know all about a car?

01:11I know this much.

01:12I know if the carburetor doesn't carb,

01:14and the differential is different,

01:16and the distributor doesn't distribute,

01:18and the crankcase gets cranky,

01:19that car will not run.

01:21How about that?

01:22You're a complete idiot now.

01:24Get those tools!

01:26Fix those carburetors!

01:28Oh, Richard.

01:29Check the ignition!

01:30Toot that bar!

01:31All right.

01:32Lift that rail!

01:33Let me in there!

01:34I'm going to work on the whole thing here.

01:36Let a mechanic in there with us.

01:38Get out of there, mechanic!

01:40Wait a minute!

01:41Mechanical geniuses we are not!

01:44Have a look at our last mechanical failure.

01:46Watch it.

01:47One of the fastest growing sports in America today is drag racing.

02:14During the last few years, the dragster has progressed from a souped-up family auto

02:19to a high-performance type of mechanical perfection.

02:22The dragster, more commonly referred to as a rail,

02:25is not merely the product of technical engineering,

02:28but the product of many, many amateur mechanics

02:31out to see fame and fortune with their hopped-up automobile.

02:35Hey, listen to this, Chowderheads.

02:38The dragster is quite often referred to as a rail.

02:41How about that?

02:42Due to the basic rail-like construction.

02:45Hey!

02:46How'd you know about this rail bit?

02:48You two guys ain't the only persons who can read, you know.

03:00Any more bright ideas, Chowderhead?

03:03Well, we did it.

03:04It's finished.

03:05Let's give it a test.

03:06You forgot something.

03:07The air scoop.

03:08Air scoop, eh?

03:10Yeah!

03:11So much for an air scoop.

03:14Boy, you really know how to hurt a guy, Moe.

03:17Never mind.

03:18Stand back.

03:19Here we go.

03:20I hope this works.

03:24You're playing my song.

03:26That's funny.

03:27So is your face.

03:29Sore head.

03:31Okay, ready for a test run?

03:33Here we go.

03:34We're not moving.

03:35That's strange.

03:36The wheels are spinning.

03:38I know the trouble.

03:39We're not getting enough traction.

03:40If these old tractor wheels slide, I give up.

03:44Here we go.

03:47I should've known better than to try that on dirt.

03:51Pavement is the answer.

03:52Here we go again.

03:57Uh, Moe, you better take a look.

03:59Huh?

04:00Yeah, I...

04:01Anybody else interested in giving up?

04:05Okay, this time we're ready.

04:06Here we...

04:07Hold it a second.

04:08I almost forgot.

04:09Now, what was that all about?

04:12You remember how we read the fastest fuels have some nitro added to them?

04:16Yeah?

04:17Well, the store was out of nitro, so I got dynamite instead.

04:22You got what?

04:24Dynamite?

04:25That's what I thought you said.

04:27There's no more bright ideas, chowder-head.

04:30They should give us just that little extra speed we need to win.

04:36Here goes.

04:37Contact!

04:38Contact!

04:40I need a moment.

04:41Well, no wonder, you lumphead, you still have your emergency brake on.

04:44Say, you're right.

04:46Well, release it, you numbskull.

04:49Great release.

04:53Holy cat!

04:55That was close, Larry.

04:56Very close.

04:57Yeah.

04:58Well, I got an idea.

04:59This is a great idea of yours, Larry.

05:00Hang on!

05:01Here goes the wrecking.

05:02Here goes the wrecking.

05:03Here goes the wrecking.

05:04Here goes the wrecking.

05:05Here goes the wrecking.

05:06So, nobody's perfect.

05:08Here goes the wrecking.

05:09So?

05:10Nobody's perfect.

05:11I know what's wrong.

05:13What, genius?

05:14You know what makes this car run?

05:29Yeah.

05:30It's busted!

05:31No, not the rubber band.

05:33Yeah, it's the rubber band.

05:35Now we gotta find something with elastic in it.

05:37Yeah, we're gonna find something with a...

05:38We got...

05:39Oh, no.

05:40No, you don't, fellas.

05:41Oh, yeah.

05:42Now, come on.

05:43Oh, yeah.

05:44I need it.

05:45I got a hold of that!

05:46I need a hold of my head!

05:47No, you don't!

05:48No, you don't!

05:49Hey, wait a minute!

05:50Hey, fellas!

05:51Hey, wait for me!

05:52Wait!

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