The New 3 Stooges S01E136 The Bigger They Are the Harder They Hit.ia

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Get ready for eye pokes, pratfalls, and pie-in-the-face perfection with The New 3 Stooges: Animated Mayhem Returns — the slapstick cartoon revival of comedy’s most legendary trio! Moe, Larry, and Curly are back in full animated form, bumbling their way through wild jobs, wacky inventions, and chaotic get-rich-quick schemes that never quite go right (or legal). Bursting with classic Stooge energy and modern cartoon punch, each episode is packed with over-the-top gags, sound effects, and good old-fashioned stupidity. Whether they're fixing a robot, building a rocket, or just trying to make a sandwich, you know it’s going to end with a crash, a yell, and someone getting clobbered. 🛠️🤕🍰 #TheNew3Stooges #StoogeToons #CartoonComedy #SlapstickLegends #AnimatedStooges #ClassicToonChaos #WhoopWhoopWhoop #NyukNyukNyuk #MoeLarryCurly #ToonThrowback #90sCartoonVibes #ComedyIcons #WackyCartoonEnergy #CartoonLaughs

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00:00Right this way here, get your nice ice cream cake here.

00:05That's it.

00:06Put your money right there.

00:07There you are.

00:08There we are, sir.

00:09Put your money on the board here.

00:10That's it.

00:11There we are.

00:12Okay.

00:13We're doing a brisk business here today.

00:15Hey!

00:16This stuff is here to sell.

00:19What's the matter with you?

00:20Put back the merchandise.

00:21Okay.

00:22Come on, kid.

00:23Here we are.

00:24Oh.

00:25Here, right here.

00:26There we are.

00:27There we go here.

00:28The old man's ice cream here.

00:30We do business with the old man.

00:32Okay, here.

00:33Just lay your money on the board.

00:35There you are.

00:36There we are.

00:37Okay, sir.

00:38There we are.

00:39Step right out.

00:40Make room for others.

00:41That's a girl.

00:42You want some ice cream?

00:44You got some money?

00:46Well, if you got no money, how can I give you ice cream?

00:49That's raw.

00:50We're in business.

00:51We're...

00:52You can't...

00:58Just a minute there, you onion head.

01:03Is that the way we make a living giving stuff away?

01:06I'll teach you a thing of two or three.

01:08Here.

01:09Get your tongue off that ice cream.

01:11Give me that ice cream back.

01:13I want it back.

01:14Oh, boy.

01:15You asked for it, boy.

01:16Did you get it?

01:17You got it all over you.

01:18You got it all over you.

01:19Oh.

01:20Now you've got it.

01:21If I ever catch you giving stuff away again, I'll tell you a limb from limb.

01:24Oh!

01:25Oh!

01:26Oh!

01:27Oh!

01:28Oh!

01:29Oh!

01:30That's what you'll get for eating the profits.

01:31Oh!

01:32Oh!

01:33Oh, look.

01:34It's time for the cartoon.

01:35So it is.

01:36Hey, you guys.

01:37Got it.

01:38Oh, look.

01:39Oh, look.

01:40It's time for the cartoon.

01:41So it is.

01:42Oh, look.

01:43Oh, look.

01:44Oh, look.

01:45Oh, look.

01:46Hey, you guys.

01:47Guess what's on the TV?

01:48Well, let's see.

01:49There's a vase with flowers in it and there's a book.

01:52Yo, numbskull.

01:53I'm talking about our favorite program.

01:55Well, why didn't you say so?

01:57Cut the jabber and turn on the set.

01:59Okay, okay.

02:00Don't get pushy.

02:01Oh, boy.

02:02It's a swell movie we would die to see.

02:05I was gonna hear anything on TV with that idiot next door shouting like that.

02:13Go pound on the wall, Larry.

02:16Right.

02:17Pipe down, you big windbag.

02:19You're yelling so loud we can't hear our television.

02:28Oh, a wise guy, eh?

02:29Yeah.

02:30A tough wise guy.

02:32The worst kind.

02:33I'll tell him a thing or two.

02:35Let me at that telephone.

02:36Hello?

02:37Listen, yo.

02:38If you don't cut out that stupid singing, I'm gonna punch you right in the nose.

02:41You mean like this?

02:42We can't let him get away with this, Moe.

02:43Listen, bird brain.

02:44Ha!

02:45You can't fool us with your tricks.

02:46He may not be able to fool us with his trick, but he's sure kicking the daylights out of us.

02:49I'd better call him once more.

02:50Look out for that boxing guy.

02:51Yeah, I know.

02:52Lesson, wise guy.

02:53We're getting tired of hearing you sing.

02:54Yeah.

02:55And we don't like the way you've been punching us around, either.

02:56Oh?

02:57Well, maybe you'll like it a matter like this.

02:58Wow!

02:59That's dumb.

03:00You guys ain't seen a nothing yet.

03:01Now what?

03:02Oh, I'm gonna get out of here.

03:03I'm gonna get out of here.

03:04We'll be able to fool us with his tricks, but he's sure kicking the daylights out of us.

03:05I'm gonna call him once more.

03:06Look out for that boxing club.

03:07Yeah, I know.

03:08Lesson, wise guy.

03:09We're getting tired of hearing you sing.

03:10Yeah.

03:11And we don't like the way you've been punching us around, either.

03:14Oh?

03:15Well, maybe you'll like it a matter like this.

03:23Wow!

03:24That stung.

03:25You guys ain't seen a nothing yet.

03:27Now what?

03:28Oh no.

03:32Come on, chowderheads.

03:33This calls for direct action.

03:35Yeah, the kind will get us killed.

03:37Open the door so we can clover you.

03:41Now I'm mad.

03:42I said open the door.

03:45We'll get the door open this time.

03:49Oh, well.

03:50You must be the three idiots who have been calling me on the phone.

03:54That's right.

03:55Your singing is so rotten and so loud we can't even hear our TV show.

03:59Well, let's not have any hard feelings, boys.

04:03Here.

04:04Have us some boxing gloves.

04:05This'll fix that idiot.

04:06Lullaby, lullaby.

04:07Good.

04:08He stopped saying.

04:09We won.

04:10We won.

04:11We won.

04:12Well, well.

04:13Ha, ha, ha, ha.

04:14Look who's here.

04:15A little too noisy, eh, sir?

04:16Just to watch that, you music people.

04:17Your move.

04:18Don't rush me.

04:19Say, have you noticed how quiet it is next door?

04:20Yeah, that nitwit finally stopped singing.

04:21Now's our chance to watch television.

04:22Hey, look.

04:23That other show we like is just going on.

04:24This is always a terrific show.

04:25And now, ladies and gentlemen, here he is, Giovanni Pasta.

04:29Oh, no, not him.

04:30Well, here we go again.

04:31I'll see you next time.

04:32You're a little too noisy, eh, sir?

04:33Just to watch that, you music people.

04:34Your move.

04:35Don't rush me.

04:36Say, have you noticed how quiet it is next door?

04:39Yeah, that nitwit finally stopped singing.

04:42Now's our chance to watch television.

04:44Hey, look.

04:45That other show we like is just going on.

04:47This is always a terrific show.

04:49And now, ladies and gentlemen, here he is, Giovanni Pasta.

04:53Oh, no, not him.

04:57Well, here we go again.

05:08Here you are.

05:09Here we are.

05:10Me and Giovanni.

05:11Oh, pick it up.

05:12Thatta girl.

05:13Keep right on.

05:14You want some ice cream?

05:19You do, huh?

05:20Um...

05:22Well, I can't give you one.

05:24Mo'd get mad if I did.

05:26Can you pay for it?

05:27Yeah.

05:28There you are.

05:29A credit card?

05:30You!

05:31You!

05:32You!

05:33You!

05:34You!

05:35You!

05:36You!

05:37You!

05:38You!

05:39You!

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05:42You!

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