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00:00stop it come on sandy no more kisses wake up
00:14who the hell are you the first lady of the country
00:19i know her well and trust me you're nothing like her
00:27oh i think the fiftieth cocktail was too much
00:40richard bonnie where are we i don't
00:49who's trapped why are you so close to her is it contagious
00:56i'm not but this mom i can't guarantee anything
01:05richard call me when you figure this out
01:12oh no no no no no no no no not so fast first up who are you and what are you
01:17doing here
01:26the future of our country lies with the unmeasured yeah i i'm richard i'm a recent harvard graduate
01:33and uh yeah i'm super excited to be part so you're the president's son so you're the president's
01:41son and i also need a job so anyone's hiring and a player you are a cleaner are we just stating the
01:49obvious now
01:58you like what you see
02:01you want me to drop this mannequin so you can get a better look
02:06i'll take silence to say yes
02:14well then
02:14stop is that what they taught you at harvard what's your degree huh then you should know this is
02:29harassment and you have no right to even be here is that so well i decide who has rights here
02:40now what's your best costume
02:49now fetch me the best costume or i'll make sure you don't get hired as a cleaner anywhere that's a promise
02:59of course sir i'll do my very best
03:19there was nothing else i can offer you this mask as well it's a part of the set
03:26you wouldn't want anyone recognizing you would you
03:31not very presidential behavior your father's campaign is all about relating to regular people
03:42go to hell hey aren't you gonna pay for the custom why don't you pay for it out of your pathetic
03:50cleaner cell
04:11how's the job hunt going
04:18look dad you know i won't let you down i'll be the best lawyer in the country but you know it takes time
04:24and we try the father of this man to around the country thank god
04:31who's then shall election are around the world
04:40what are you looking at stop
04:50i'm waiting for an explanation
04:58father i it's not what you think you've disappointed me pathetic dad i shut up
05:04i don't care how you'll fix this now get out
05:11you will regret messing with me
05:32you
05:43try to profit off me huh you broke loose sir
05:45well you didn't pay for the costume and my what did you call it pathetic salary wasn't enough
05:53how do you get creative
06:01who's supposed to clean it up
06:02well between the two of us the cleaner here is you so take a guess
06:07oh well in that case i might as well make a little money for myself
06:12how about that headline president spoiled son attacks a poor helpless cleaner
06:18what
06:23this time we play by my rules
06:41sir give us a comment what is happening between you two i'm sorry so many people so hard role
06:48playing games this is my uh girlfriend what i told her this was a bit extravagant us the showroom
06:56but uh what's your name is mary but mary insisted and i'm weak when it comes to the love of my life
07:02oh great the president's son
07:09just be a good girl what a story you will see no no no no no no no no no no no no no why does
07:15status matter my father's campaign is all about regular people right babe right baby excuse us but
07:21uh we gotta go yeah for sure thank you sir thank you
07:23i will kill you it was elizabeth's killer from breaking news live stay with us go
07:33go who do you think you are i get it you're in shock that was the best kiss of your life wasn't it
07:40the best and probably the only one because who'd want a filthy cleaner
07:45good luck with your pathetic life
08:03vote for michael johnson
08:15thank you
08:20i'm sorry so many people saw our little thing games this is my uh girlfriend what yeah i told
08:36that this was a bit extravagant us the showroom but uh
08:39uh
08:47destroy you both
08:47i'll destroy you both
08:53i'll destroy you both
08:59i'll destroy you both
09:07dad
09:20i screwed up again
09:22you better hear it from me first you screwed up
09:28yes
09:32for the first time in my life i'm proud of you
09:35think think think think think about what we can do next
09:46what did they pay your harbor tuition for huh
09:48what would you do without me you useless breath
09:54you'll have to marry the cleaner
10:00what
10:00everything must be perfect i know exactly what we need for the perfect picture your mother's rig
10:11helen get in here now
10:13dad mom will never agree to this that's a family heirloom
10:17boys can you keep it down please my hat is already bound give me a hand
10:22careful
10:28don't spill the wine
10:29so so if at all can i go now yeah sure i have more important things to you
10:35of course the bar won't empty itself
10:39you'd never guess you once dream of being first lady
10:46by the way you took the ring asking it for me this person
10:55what are you looking at turn it around
11:07oh
11:29thank you
11:37don't disappoint me
11:45what does she says now
11:51that's all you'll take her by force
12:03goodbye mr smith see you tomorrow
12:05mary um
12:07yeah
12:10there won't be tomorrow you're fired
12:16why i
12:17i'm an employee of the month
12:20why
12:21mary you know i've always liked you so i'll be honest
12:25you made some
12:28powerful enemies in this town
12:29mm-hmm
12:32i shouldn't even be talking to you
12:37come back when you sort the things out with
12:40him
12:41i'm sorry mary mary i'm sorry mr smith mr smith i'm begging you no please please but i need this job
12:52and you know why i'm sorry mary i'm just a small businessman sorry no mr smith i'm begging you open the door
12:59mr smith let's go
13:07yeah
13:09yeah mary come immediately
13:10It's about your brother.
13:16Mary!
13:17Hey!
13:27Why do you look so sad?
13:30Did something happen at work?
13:33No, sweetheart.
13:35No.
13:36I'm just a bit tired.
13:39All right, you can discuss this later, run along.
13:43Your sister and I need to have a little chat.
13:51This is for this month.
13:55I would rather tomorrow, but you're called.
13:59Sorry for the delay.
14:01That's the thing.
14:03Prices have gone up.
14:06This is no longer enough.
14:08As you know about my situation, I can't take my brother out of here, even though I dream of it.
14:16I don't even have a proper place to live.
14:19And I can't hear your excuses.
14:21We've been over this before.
14:23There are families willing to adopt Max.
14:26If you can't afford to take care for him, you should give up custody.
14:32If you can't afford to take care for him, you should give up custody.
14:39I'll get them with it.
14:41Wise decision.
14:42But this is impossible.
14:55Oh, Mary.
14:57Don't act so innocent for the girlfriend of the president's son.
15:02Nothing is impossible.
15:04Jason, put down that cat.
15:09No.
15:09Oh.
15:11I don't want to watch.
15:19Hello.
15:20So, baby, what's up?
15:23Shoo.
15:26Shoo.
15:26You know, I've taken the initiative to make your life a little better.
15:31I'll hunt him down and destroy you.
15:33Not even your president's editor will save you.
15:37Why bother hunting me down?
15:39I'll be waiting for you at the Halton restaurant.
15:42I'll send you the details.
15:44What?
15:45You've lost your mind.
15:47Relax.
15:48You need money, right?
15:51You don't have to answer.
15:53I know you do.
15:53And I need you.
15:56So, I've got a business proposal for you.
15:59And, uh, where's something, uh, presentable?
16:03Presentable?
16:03Presentable.
16:04It's a very fancy place.
16:06Kisses, darling.
16:08Ugh.
16:10You want water?
16:13You'll get it.
16:14Oh!
16:15Sorry.
16:16Oh.
16:23You're not allowed in here.
16:37This is a restaurant for a respectful guest.
16:39Him.
16:40Yes, him.
16:40The president's son is waiting for me.
16:42Hello, darling.
16:43Oh, no, no, no.
16:55No, no, no.
16:56Don't pretend you didn't want to see me here.
17:00I'm so sorry.
17:01I'm so, so sorry.
17:02I'm so sorry.
17:07What?
17:09Like what you say.
17:09Am I presentable enough for you?
17:15I think I'm going to be sick.
17:16Oh, I'm so sorry, darling.
17:18I didn't have much time to clean it up.
17:21Because, you know, I was too busy getting fired because of you.
17:28Listen, be careful.
17:29What are you telling me?
17:32Go, you're hurting me.
17:35What are you telling me?
17:36Go, you're hurting me.
17:38The more you fight, the longer I'll hold you.
17:43What are you playing at?
17:46I could destroy you on a whim.
17:49You pull one more stone like this,
17:52and you'll regret ever crossing me again.
17:54Got it?
17:55Take a look.
18:05Um, this is...
18:22This must be a mistake.
18:24It says I'm supposed to marry you?
18:29It's not a mistake.
18:34It's just until my father's election is over.
18:36You see, um,
18:38because of your little dumpster stunt,
18:40I'm a bit dependent on you.
18:44And who knew our love story would be such a hit with voters?
18:49That I can refuse.
18:50You can't.
18:52And don't even dream of a quiet life if you do.
18:54You see, the terms are simple.
19:00We play a couple.
19:02And if you perform well,
19:04you get to walk away with hefty sum in the end.
19:11Deal?
19:16Deal.
19:18But...
19:18I need 50 grand up front.
19:31Did I say something funny?
19:33You could have asked for ten times more,
19:35and I wouldn't have said no.
19:36I don't need your dirty money.
19:40Can I work while this...
19:43agreement lasts?
19:45No, you cannot.
19:46During the deal,
19:48no one will hire you.
19:49Consider it my, um,
19:50insurance that you won't bail.
19:52And as the saying goes,
20:17will you marry me?
20:20That's the worst proposal I can ever imagine.
20:27Good things.
20:29I had my nails done.
20:32Can we take a photo for Instagram?
20:34Have a couple and all of that?
20:37I'm not too thrilled about putting a family heirloom on some beggar.
20:41I don't care.
20:46Smile.
20:46I always imagined my fiancée would be, uh, classy.
20:52Know her wines and, uh,
20:54have a sense of style.
21:00Well,
21:01why didn't you say so?
21:07I can't arrange that.
21:12Waiter!
21:12I'll take the most expensive steak.
21:21No.
21:21No?
21:22Make that five steaks.
21:23Mary?
21:24And the priciest dishes from your starters, please.
21:28Classic enough for you?
21:33And the ideal fiancée of President's son
21:37should also know how wines
21:39bring me the most expensive wine you have.
21:43Two bottles.
21:47You can afford it, right, darling?
21:50Anything else?
21:54No.
21:57It'll do for now.
21:58And please, sir.
21:59Just water, please.
22:07Why so modest?
22:09Save it up?
22:10An appetite like yours
22:11would bankrupt Jeff basis.
22:13Mm-hmm.
22:14Mm-hmm.
22:21Mm-hmm.
22:32Perfect.
22:33Bon appétit for me?
22:35You think you understand me?
22:43You think you have an inside point of view?
22:47You think that you command me?
22:51You think I'm gonna hate to break it to you?
22:55I, I don't care what you say.
22:59I, I'll do it anyway.
23:02Anyway.
23:03Do it, do it anyway.
23:16Do it anyway.
23:18Do it anyway.
23:21Is it perfect?
23:31I'm skipping up.
23:32I don't care.
23:39Here, wipe yourself off.
23:42Mmm.
23:43Can you be a little more gentle with your fiancée?
23:49Once you start resembling one, even just a little.
23:53Oh, hey.
23:55Where are we going?
23:55Oh.
24:02Richie?
24:10Richie, baby.
24:13Mwah, mwah.
24:17I've been waiting for your call.
24:19Have you been reminiscing the nervous teaming nights together?
24:23I have, but I'm not alone.
24:29Hi there.
24:32Where did you dig her up?
24:37Who is she?
24:39She's, uh, my problem.
24:42Problem?
24:43Is that what you call your fiancée, you love?
24:48Fiancée?
24:50Love?
24:51Yeah.
24:55Wait, we've been all over the news.
24:57You haven't seen it?
24:58Oh, no.
24:59My psychic told me I'd have to take an hour of abstinence.
25:0240 days, no social media, no news.
25:11She's so funny.
25:13You think I'm funny?
25:15Yeah, I think you are.
25:16Yeah?
25:17Yeah.
25:17You yourself could use some cleansing, too.
25:21No.
25:21Dirty outside.
25:22Dirty inside.
25:23Yeah.
25:23Is that what you want to talk about?
25:25All right.
25:26Enough, ladies.
25:28Felicia, remember, you're a professional.
25:31Fix this disaster quickly.
25:33Excuse me.
25:35It wasn't part of a deal.
25:37Please.
25:43Richard?
25:44Richard?
25:44Get on my level
25:54Walk that walk and I talk that talk
25:56Get on my level
25:58Staring this up cause it's not what I want
26:00Yeah, I'm on my level
26:01I'ma do what I do, try to keep up
26:04Get on my head, so get on my level
26:07Get on my level
26:09Walk that walk and I talk that talk
26:11Get on my level
26:13Staring this up cause it's not what I want
26:15Yeah, I'm on my level
26:16I'ma do what I do, try to keep up
26:19Get on my level
26:22Get on my level
26:24Get on my level
26:26Babe
26:27Ta-da
26:29Aw, shit
26:33Aw, shit
26:38What?
26:41What the hell is this?
26:43I did what I could
26:44But I'm not a magician
26:46Well, there's no way I'm showing her to my father looking like this
26:50But Richie
26:51I'll fix this
26:53By myself
26:55Yes, you're right
27:04I think these are the best terms for our country
27:08Great
27:08Enjoy your meal
27:10Excuse me
27:16The president's son and his new girlfriend developed a taxpayer's money
27:25Watch it
27:26Perfect time for a nap
27:45Maybe I want to sleep too, but I'm holding it together
27:49Thank God
27:56I thought you were our last case
27:58Well, you should take me to your girlfriend's more often
28:01If it weren't for the money, I would never let myself be humiliated like this
28:06Play place
28:13Right now
28:14Thank you so much
28:27My playroom
28:28Meet our star
28:40Mr. President
28:42Are you hungry?
28:44No, thanks
28:45Should I make you five more expensive steaks?
28:47Dad, what's going on?
28:52I was about to ask you the same question
28:54We were just having dinner and
29:03And I thought that
29:04It's, you know, we
29:08Oh, guests again
29:34Okay
29:36Catch me another
29:37Drinking already
29:40While your son is busy ruining our lives
29:43First of all, our son
29:46Okay
29:47Okay, what it is about?
29:53Meet Richard's fiancé
29:55I miss the moment when our son's days changed so drastically
30:04Oh, by the way, nice ring
30:08Quiet
30:10Okay
30:12And leave
30:13I'll get the wine by myself
30:17Apologies, daughter-in-law
30:19Dad, listen
30:28Here
30:28What's this?
30:36Your new apartment
30:38You know exactly where it is
30:40It's in your kind of neighborhood
30:42Now
30:43Show my voters
30:44That you're
30:45Couple
30:46Of the people
30:47What about our
30:49Car?
30:49In that neighborhood
30:50Cars don't last long
30:52At least
30:53Not intact
30:55And if you screw up again
31:01You will regret it
31:04Both of you
31:05You can't
31:21Who?
31:22What?
31:22What?
31:22This place is a dump.
31:52I can't get it.
32:01Why are you so surprised?
32:04How the country lives like this.
32:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
32:11No, I refuse to do this.
32:13Um, I have to think of something.
32:16You think?
32:17I know.
32:18We just need money.
32:19We'll work and earn it.
32:22I'm definitely not going to work.
32:27Since you made sure no one will hire me, remember?
32:30You said those terms yourself.
32:35I'll be a housewife.
32:38And you can get a side job.
32:40Be closer to the people, you know.
32:42I'm a born leader.
32:44People work for me, not the other way around.
32:46Yeah, I saw how you lead in your father's house.
32:57I saw how you lead in your father's house.
33:00This is my mother's ring, and I have the right to do with it as I please.
33:25I'll take care of everything.
33:29We'll get the money.
33:31You're such an idiot.
33:33You're done in the neighborhood.
33:35Uh, sir, are you looking for something?
33:53Yes, thank you.
33:55Um, I'm looking for someone to buy this expensive family heirloom that I have.
33:59Um, I really need some money.
34:00Oh, I mean, sir, you've come to the right place.
34:10I deal exclusively with jewelry.
34:13You've come to the right place.
34:15I deal exclusively with jewelry.
34:18Really?
34:18Absolutely.
34:19Show me what you got.
34:20I mean, fine craftsmanship.
34:38What even bargains with you?
34:4020 grand.
34:4220 grand?
34:43Yes.
34:44Deal.
34:45Yep.
34:45And here goes the money.
34:50And 20.
34:54Idiots, get out of the way.
34:56The elves of the war are in this deal.
35:07Whoa!
35:07Whoa!
35:08Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
35:19Ka, be look at me.
35:21The best deal of my life.
35:28It was so easy.
36:03What are you doing?
36:04Destroying your fantasy world.
36:07This is counterfeit.
36:10Richard, you're a rich guy.
36:12Don't you know what real money looks like?
36:14Well, I mostly use cards, and when I've had cash,
36:17I just assumed ATMs did have spit off fake ones.
36:21Yes, you are.
36:25My father was right.
36:33I'm a complete idiot.
36:35I'm a complete idiot.
36:56You're not alone.
36:57We're stuck in this together.
36:58And you know what?
37:03You're not an idiot at all.
37:06You're funny, smart.
37:11Handsome.
37:13Handsome.
37:15And a risk taker.
37:17You're not afraid to admit when you're wrong.
37:25You're better than most men.
37:32And you...
37:34You can count on me.
37:36You know, I never heard that before.
37:45Oh?
37:46It's called support.
37:50Thank you, Mary.
37:52Even if we go our separate ways,
37:55you can count on me too.
37:56You can count on me too.
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