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00:00kids will be kids it's nice to have some peace and quiet finally
00:15what the fuck jack who said you could come in here
00:30hey no reason to get worked up principal davis
00:38how did you see you old perv look i didn't see anything i'm just here to clean okay good boy
00:46now keep your mouth shut or else
00:49so
00:58so
01:06what the fuck what's happening isn't that our janitor jack
01:28really smoking don't you know that these will kill you
01:37boss boss
01:43all right kids come on get out of here
01:46what have i told you to don't make a scene in public what's with the crazy entourage
01:57boss you're the ceo of orion corporation orion has become the world's largest military defense
02:03contractor under your leadership we need you now more than ever
02:08boss you're the richest man in the world you're really going to retire as a janitor
02:13i'm old now i don't care about any of that stuff besides there's nothing wrong with being a janitor
02:19not today today is my grandson's birthday and all i want now is to watch him grow up safe and happy
02:28you two leave me in peace
02:31boss wait
02:32this is from the da vinci collection
02:37it's 50 million dollars it's our birthday gift for your grandson
02:41this is a corporate card no limit set
02:45in case you need to buy anything
02:48i don't need these things
02:51all right all right
02:56just this once
02:58now somebody give an old man a ride home okay
03:02i can't be late for my grandson's birthday
03:04just drop me off here
03:13i don't want anyone to see me with you guys
03:15thanks for the ride
03:18who is that what is a janitor doing here
03:29maybe he's homeless and he's trying to steal some food
03:32dad
03:39why did you come here dressed like that
03:43it's tommy's birthday party and your dad pulls this shit on me
03:49he's obviously trying to spite me
03:51grandpa
03:51why are you dressed like a poor person
03:54mommy
03:55she said that janitors are losers
03:58tommy
04:00clothes aren't important okay what's important is i'm here to celebrate your birthday buddy
04:05dad
04:06you're embarrassing us
04:08exactly
04:09all of our guests are dressed to the nines
04:11you are being so rude to them showing up looking like a bum
04:14who is that
04:15he looks broke
04:17wait did you hear mike he was calling him his dad
04:20he was calling him his dad
04:22he was calling him his dad
04:22lisa mike
04:23come on
04:24it's not a big deal
04:25let's not make a scene okay we can talk about it after the birthday party
04:28not a big deal
04:30you're the one embarrassing us you don't get to say it's not a big deal
04:39thank you all for coming to tommy's birthday party
04:42i'd also like to share some exciting news with you all
04:45tommy will be getting a new baby sibling soon
04:50what
04:52lisa's pregnant
04:54that's amazing mike
04:56congratulations lisa
04:58guys
04:59i have a very special present for you
05:02are you gonna tell your dad or me
05:05dad
05:09lisa's pregnant
05:11we don't have enough room in the house
05:14what does that mean
05:17the best present you could give my family
05:20move out
05:21you can't be serious
05:29dad i'm almost 30
05:31i want to live alone here with my wife and my kids
05:34mike and i bought this house
05:36where am i supposed to go
05:38who cares you're just a useless old man that no one wants around
05:41i can't have a smelly filthy janitor around my baby
05:45mike has everything that he needs
05:47he needs a beautiful wife and soon two healthy little children
05:51we're the picture of a perfect family
05:53are you really gonna ruin things for him
05:56i wasn't there when mike was growing up and i regret that every single day
06:01guys i just i just want to spend time with my family
06:07but we don't want to spend time with you
06:10okay
06:18yeah i'll just i'll go
06:20one last thing mike before i go
06:27what
06:29don't make the same mistake that i did
06:31family is everything
06:34remember that
06:37i spent the last 20 years working for money and power
06:48what's the use being ceo of a ryan corporation
06:52if i have no one by my side
06:55leave me alone
06:56don't be so cold
07:01let's have some fun
07:02just giving you what you want
07:03what are you asking for
07:05strutting around late at night
07:07just like that
07:08stop
07:09mr bradshaw
07:30who the fuck are you
07:31hey you old fuck
07:34mind your business
07:35or
07:37we'll beat your ass
07:39leave her alone
07:41wow
07:53i didn't know our school's janitor is so dope
07:55are you all right amelia
08:11yeah
08:13thank you mr bradshaw
08:16yeah
08:17mr bradshaw
08:21if it's not too much trouble
08:24could you walk me home
08:26yeah of course
08:28so what were you doing at the school so late
08:34i forgot to bring my homework after cheer practice so i came back to get it
08:37what about you
08:39how come you're out so late at night
08:41how come you're out so late at night all alone too
08:42no reason
08:44oh come on you can tell me
08:46fine
08:47my son
08:48and daughter-in-law
08:50kicked me out of the house
08:52i had nowhere to go so
08:54i went back to the school
08:55after my wife died i buried myself in work
09:02neglected my son
09:04i guess this is what i get
09:07no your son and daughter-in-law are terrible
09:10they don't deserve you
09:12you're handsome
09:13and you're really tough
09:15hey
09:17do you want to like
09:19what
09:26listen i'm serious
09:27you're a great guy i really like you
09:30no
09:30no
09:31no
09:32i'm too old for you
09:34you're too young for even my son
09:36no
09:36i know that
09:37duh
09:38i was talking about my mom
09:40oh
09:41wait
09:42your mom
09:44yeah
09:44my mom is our school's chairwoman
09:46she's pretty
09:47she's smart
09:49and a total badass
09:50do you want to meet her
09:51i could totally introduce you to
09:53thank you
09:54no
09:55that's okay
09:56look
09:56are we almost there
09:57because i gotta get going
09:58come on
09:59Amelia it's late
10:08where were you
10:09mom
10:10i ran into some trouble on the way home
10:12but mr bradshaw saved me
10:14help me ride the storm
10:18help me ride the storm
10:22help me ride the storm
10:25help me ride the storm
10:29are you okay
10:31yeah
10:32i'm all right
10:34okay we'll talk about that later
10:36and and you are
10:37jack bradshaw
10:38i'm a janitor
10:40i'm a janitor
10:40at your school
10:41janitor
10:42and you're walking my daughter home alone
10:45why
10:45mom
10:46i asked him to
10:48it's only right to help those in need
10:52is that so
10:53why aren't you a man of principle
10:55mom mr bradshaw is a good man
10:58he saved me
10:59Amelia why don't you go inside
11:01so i can talk to this good man
11:02now that she's gone
11:10why don't you tell me why you really came all this way
11:13money
11:14promotion
11:16something else
11:18just trying to do the right thing
11:25it's okay to want money
11:27i'll write you a check
11:28just uh come by my office to pick it up
11:30i know you think because i'm a janitor
11:33i want money or something
11:35but i really don't
11:37good night
11:39wait
11:40i should thank you
11:43for helping Amelia
11:44that's all i need
11:47you're welcome
11:49you're an interesting man
11:57mom
12:14what did you think about jack
12:16what do you mean
12:18i mean
12:21isn't he handsome
12:22and he saved me today
12:24he is handsome
12:26and
12:27and
12:29single
12:29so you should marry him
12:31what
12:33what
12:35yeah
12:36you've been single for so long mom
12:39it's time for you to find a cute guy and get married
12:42jack is handsome
12:44and he's a good person
12:45and you would look so cute together
12:47you can't joke like that
12:49he's the janitor at my school
12:51i'm his boss's boss
12:53oh come on
12:55you can at least try
12:57come on for me
12:58please
12:59please
13:00all right i'll consider it
13:02but before i even think about dating him
13:04i gotta see if i'll pass my test
13:07test
13:09excuse me
13:28excuse me
13:29no littering please
13:31i'll be able to find a wallet
13:33i'll be able to find a guy
13:34let's see if it's possible for you to find a person
13:36i can't believe it
13:37i'll be able to find a person
13:37i can't believe it
13:38i can't believe it
13:38Did she drop her wallet?
13:52Mom, he took the money?
13:56Looks like he failed my test.
13:58Maybe he had a good reason.
14:01We shouldn't jump to conclusions.
14:03It's over.
14:05How people act when they think nobody's watching shows their true character.
14:09I can't trust somebody who would give in to their greed so easily.
14:18My wallet.
14:19Has anyone seen my wallet?
14:26Um, yeah, I think you must have dropped this.
14:36Oh, and it's all here.
14:38Aren't you the sweetest, Jack?
14:42Hey, big guy.
14:44Let me show you how grateful I am.
14:47Did you like what you saw last time?
14:49Or we can do anything else you want.
14:52I never told her to try and seduce him.
14:54Wait, let's not be hasty.
14:57Um, sorry.
14:58He gave back the wallet and he didn't give in to that floozy.
15:01All right, I jumped to conclusions.
15:04So, you're going to give him a chance?
15:07Fine.
15:08I'll consider it.
15:17Hey, Jack.
15:17I've had my eyes on you for a while now.
15:26Why don't we go on a date, get to know each other?
15:29Oh, thank you.
15:31Um, I just, I'm, I'm not interested.
15:34Oh, don't be shy.
15:37I'm a teacher and you're just some janitor.
15:40You should be honored I'm into you.
15:43Uh, no thank you.
15:44Um, I just, I'm, I'm really not looking for romance right now, so.
15:49What's your problem, huh?
15:51You think you're too good for me?
15:53You scrubbed toilets for a living.
15:56I know my own worth.
15:58And I don't need your approval.
15:59Oh, please.
16:00You're just some loser.
16:03You're never landing anyone better than me.
16:05Shh.
16:06Shh.
16:06Shh.
16:07Shh.
16:08Shh.
16:08Shh.
16:08Shh.
16:08Shh.
16:08Shh.
16:09Shh.
16:09Shh.
16:10Shh.
16:10Shh.
16:10Shh.
16:11Shh.
16:11Shh.
16:12Shh.
16:12Shh.
16:13Shh.
16:18Hop in, Jack.
16:19We're late for dinner.
16:27Sorry.
16:28My ride's here.
16:43How did that janitor land the chairwoman?
16:48Thanks for sending me back there.
16:50I can't let anyone pick on my husband.
16:53What?
16:55Husband?
16:55Yes, husband.
16:58Relax.
17:00We can just have a contract marriage.
17:02A contract marriage?
17:03You saved Amelia's life.
17:06She's so grateful to you.
17:08And she likes you a lot.
17:10But that just...
17:13She doesn't have a father.
17:15All she's ever wanted is to have a full family.
17:19You've met her.
17:20You know how stubborn she can be.
17:21I don't want to disappoint her.
17:24I see.
17:28So where are we?
17:29A charity banquet.
17:31There's a $30 million donation to the school on the line.
17:35I had my secretary purchase a prize da Vinci painting.
17:38A da Vinci painting?
17:39Just like the one Vivian gave me?
17:41This is from the da Vinci collection.
17:44It's $50 million.
17:47You ready?
17:49Yeah.
17:49Okay.
17:50Okay.
18:03I'm going to go speak to the school's biggest patron.
18:06Painting, please?
18:07Yeah.
18:09Well, there she is.
18:11If it isn't the gorgeous chairwoman, Miss Grayson.
18:15Keep your distance, Carl.
18:16We're not that close.
18:18Jack.
18:20What's a dirty janitor doing in a black tie affair?
18:23Do you know where you are?
18:28This is a high society event.
18:31You're not even good enough to wait tables here.
18:34Jack is my guest.
18:36Show some respect.
18:37Guest?
18:39You brought a janitor?
18:41Emma.
18:42Have you lost your mind?
18:44Watch your mouth.
18:45Know your place.
18:46You're the principal at my school.
18:52I'm sorry, Jack.
18:53I didn't know he'd be so rude.
18:54No, it's all right.
18:55I'm used to it.
18:57Words don't hurt me.
18:58All right.
19:00I'll be right back, okay?
19:01All right.
19:01Chairman Grumman, I have a present for you.
19:12I hope you like it.
19:13Oh, this is a classic piece.
19:23Emma, how do you get this?
19:25From a private collector.
19:27I hope it's to your liking.
19:28Like it?
19:29It's amazing.
19:31It's going to be the centerpiece of my collection.
19:33I had my secretary purchase a prized da Vinci painting.
19:36A da Vinci painting?
19:37Just like the one Vivian gave me?
19:43Emma, you are so thoughtful.
19:46I'm so glad you like it.
19:47You've been donating to the school for decades now.
19:50It's the least I can do to show my gratitude for your patronage.
19:53Of course.
19:53Well, I will be donating $30 million this year as well.
19:57No expenses spared for the best private school in the country.
20:01Thank you for your continued trust, Mr. Grumman.
20:04Wait!
20:07That painting is a fake.
20:13What?
20:17It's a fake?
20:20Unbelievable.
20:22What do you mean it's a fake?
20:24Carl, what do you mean?
20:27Huh.
20:27Because I bribed the secretary.
20:29She tricked you into buying a forgery.
20:34That painting is in the British royal collection.
20:37It's a one of a kind.
20:39So how is it here, Emma?
20:41Were you scammed?
20:42Scammed?
20:43Or were you just lying?
20:47Emma, is this how you treat the biggest donor to your school?
20:51No, Mr. Grumman.
20:52There must be a misunderstanding.
20:54I had my secretary purchase this from a very reputable vendor.
20:57Fake is a fake.
20:58But don't take my word for it.
21:01The head authenticator of Christie's Auction House is here tonight.
21:07Why don't we let Dr. Sirtis be the judge?
21:10Larry and Sirtis, let me give you some assistance here, man.
21:30Yes.
21:31Yes.
21:32The texture of the canvas.
21:36You can see that it's just not consistent with what's expected in the 18th century.
21:42Davis, I regret to inform all of you that this is without a doubt a fake.
21:49Damn, Emma's in trouble.
21:51I need to help her.
21:52I can't believe she would do this.
21:55I think she did it on purpose.
21:57No, I didn't.
21:58I need a chance to prove it.
22:00Emma, you're done for.
22:02You'll be removed by the board.
22:04Then I'll be able to take your place.
22:09That's enough!
22:10Thanks.
22:10You will...
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