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00:00:00Excuse me, it's okay.
00:00:02It's okay. It's okay, it's okay.
00:00:05It's okay.
00:00:07Let me help her back.
00:00:30It's okay, it's okay.
00:00:33Maruzella, Maruzella.
00:00:42Vedi, questo è Napoli.
00:00:44Napoli è pieno divertimento.
00:00:46Ci sono posti per divertirti e posti che ci sono brutti.
00:01:00Alla prossima.
00:01:06I'm looking for the concert.
00:01:07And then you drive right by it.
00:01:09There it is.
00:01:13Very funny.
00:01:23I think it's gonna be good.
00:01:25Must be.
00:01:30Traffico di Napoli.
00:01:323,9.
00:01:33Cazzo.
00:01:34In questa si si va al primo posto.
00:01:43Shit.
00:01:45Wow.
00:01:46I can't buy my wallet.
00:01:51Really see place?
00:01:53No.
00:01:54It's somewhere.
00:01:58Maybe it's McLeod.
00:01:59She's lost her purse.
00:02:13No, she's lost her purse.
00:02:16No, there's nothing left.
00:02:21One moment, one moment.
00:02:23I don't know anything.
00:02:24I don't know anything.
00:02:25I don't know anything.
00:02:26I don't know anything.
00:02:27I don't know anything.
00:02:33Where did you have it last?
00:02:35Oh, no.
00:02:36The train station, I think?
00:02:38The exchange group?
00:02:42Oh, Jamie.
00:02:43I'm sorry.
00:02:47That bastard at the train station started when you dropped all your stuff.
00:02:51This is 170, not 70.
00:02:55Where do we need to go?
00:02:57We need 70.
00:03:10Here we go.
00:03:11This is it?
00:03:12Thanks, lad.
00:03:13Yeah.
00:03:14Oh, sh!
00:03:15Oh, sh!
00:03:16Oh, sh!
00:03:17Oh, sh!
00:03:20Is this it?
00:03:21Thanks, lad.
00:03:22Yeah.
00:03:23Yes, I have a credit card, the number is on file on my computer, yes, I have them here.
00:03:5285533764587879157, 5-7, yeah, expires 12.15, no, she'll definitely need another card sent out immediately, we're here for two weeks, no, I'm working here.
00:04:18Yes, I'll hold, you love how they ask, as if I have a choice.
00:04:26Do you know what I'm going to try to do while I'm here?
00:04:29Besides learn Italian.
00:04:31I don't know why you think that's so ridiculous.
00:04:34I don't at all, I admire you, I just think it's too late for me.
00:04:38That's not true.
00:04:40You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
00:04:44Besides, what's the point, the whole bloody world speaks English.
00:04:48Well, I am going to finally transcribe the tapes.
00:04:54Yes.
00:04:56All right.
00:04:58Okay.
00:05:00Well, if you can see it through to the end, I think that's wonderful.
00:05:05What does that mean?
00:05:08Nothing.
00:05:09Nothing.
00:05:10I think it's a fantastic idea, Jen, I always have, you know that?
00:05:16You don't sound very supportive.
00:05:25You have my support.
00:05:26I'm sorry if that came out wrong.
00:05:31I just know how emotional listening to them can be, has been, for you.
00:05:35I think enough time has passed.
00:05:37Well, that's great.
00:06:02Why do you think he killed himself?
00:06:06David Foster Wallace.
00:06:11I don't know.
00:06:16You can't get a sense by his writing?
00:06:19You have to read it when I'm done, don't I?
00:06:27Do you think he recognized a blank infinity just stretching out?
00:06:33He got to this point, maybe, where it was just day after day after day.
00:06:38I really don't know.
00:06:39Do you know?
00:06:40Just so tedious.
00:06:42And then, of course, he felt guilty.
00:06:45Most people think life is too short, and there he was, all the talent in the world, and it wasn't...
00:06:49Jane, can I, can we not talk about this?
00:06:52Just, just, just a bit more, a bit.
00:07:12Love you.
00:07:13Love you too.
00:07:14Love you too.
00:07:16Do you know?
00:07:17Love you too much?
00:07:18Love you too much.
00:07:20Love you too much.
00:07:21Do you feel all right?
00:07:22Do you feel okay?
00:07:23Do you feel all right?
00:07:37Do you feel okay?
00:07:38Yeah.
00:07:40Are you sure?
00:07:45Mm-hmm.
00:07:53Mm-hmm.
00:08:23Mm-hmm.
00:08:53Are you sure you won't come with?
00:09:18You'll be so busy.
00:09:21I get boring all alone.
00:09:24I think someone should be here in case the card is delivered.
00:09:28True.
00:09:33Then I think I might go out, see what the world has to offer.
00:09:35If you do, leave me a message, okay?
00:09:42So I can worry about you.
00:09:44Okay.
00:09:44I've left you some money here.
00:09:54I'll see you later.
00:09:55Have a good day.
00:09:56I'm hot.
00:09:56I'll see you.
00:10:08I'm hot.
00:10:08We'll see you later.
00:10:09I'll see you later.
00:10:09I'll see you later.
00:10:10Okay.
00:10:11testing testing okay do you have any stories for my book what kind of stories stories are you
00:10:30prepared or i can ask them a list of stories that dad told me about go ahead and ask from
00:10:35your father's list god rest his soul let's start with the war we went into an air raid shelter my
00:10:42mother your great-grandmother she was shaking sirens wailed and and then there was the sound
00:10:49of a bomb and the man next to us he said i was in a shelter last night with my wife and my little boy
00:10:56and half of it got blown away there was blood in his hair he was all alone that nearly finished my
00:11:04mother you know here we were in this tiny town in england miles from germany from russia from
00:11:12italy from any front lines and this man he had blood in his hair
00:11:19and uh cappuccino
00:11:26okay
00:11:27and
00:11:37and
00:11:39and
00:11:41We were riding our bikes to school when the Germans started firing at us.
00:12:01We jumped into a hedge.
00:12:04We were terrified, but afterwards we couldn't stop laughing.
00:12:07It feels nice if I'm the only one who remembers that.
00:12:13It's as vivid to me as if it happened yesterday.
00:12:18Oh, hi, Leonard. It's Jane.
00:12:21I decided to take an impromptu trip to Iskia, or, um, Iskia, as they pronounce it.
00:12:28See, I'm learning a little bit.
00:12:30Um, anyway, I'll be home later.
00:12:33I hope you have a good day. Bye.
00:12:35Hey, those friends are all dead now.
00:12:39There's no one left.
00:12:41That's one of my regrets, you know.
00:12:44Sometimes I think I should have had more children, not just your father.
00:12:50You're all alone now that your parents are gone.
00:12:54No brothers, no sisters.
00:12:55I'm upsetting you.
00:13:01Let's talk about something else.
00:13:04You want to ask me more boring questions about the war?
00:13:08All right, then.
00:13:08They'd been shot through the neck.
00:13:31The bullet went in one side and came out the other.
00:13:36And there were all these bomb holes filled with water,
00:13:39and he couldn't tell which was the German side and which was the Allied side.
00:13:43When he came home after something like that,
00:13:46you couldn't really complain to him about anything, now could you?
00:13:50I'm actually going there now, to the castle.
00:13:53You speak English now?
00:13:54Yeah.
00:13:55Why, do you think I was Italian?
00:13:56Yeah.
00:13:57Yes!
00:13:57That's great.
00:13:58That's cool.
00:13:59Hey, hey, hey.
00:14:01Where are you from?
00:14:03London.
00:14:04No, in America.
00:14:05Come on.
00:14:05Maine.
00:14:06No, shit.
00:14:07I'm from Massachusetts.
00:14:08That's crazy.
00:14:09That's weird.
00:14:10Right?
00:14:11Yeah.
00:14:12Vacation?
00:14:13No.
00:14:13Are you?
00:14:14What?
00:14:15Are you here on vacation?
00:14:16Oh.
00:14:20Sorry.
00:14:20I thought you were saying you were on vacation.
00:14:22Me?
00:14:23No.
00:14:25So come on.
00:14:27My husband is working in Naples.
00:14:30What does he do?
00:14:32He is playing in a concert at the end of the night.
00:14:35Cool.
00:14:36What does he play?
00:14:37Viola.
00:14:39Mm, mm, mm.
00:14:40The viola.
00:14:42Any good?
00:14:43Yes, very.
00:14:49How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
00:14:53You put it in a viola case, right?
00:14:58That's not funny.
00:14:59What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?
00:15:02A coffin has a dead person on the inside.
00:15:05Because viola players are dead?
00:15:07No?
00:15:07Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
00:15:10Because even though you know it's coming,
00:15:14there's nothing you can do about it.
00:15:18I can't help it.
00:15:19I've got this weird autistic mind for jokes,
00:15:21and I went to this music-slash-nerd summer camp
00:15:23when I was, like, ten, and I played the triangle.
00:15:25Right.
00:15:26And I'm an only child, so, you know, understand.
00:15:31You look too young to be married.
00:15:32You newlywed?
00:15:33No.
00:15:34No.
00:15:34No.
00:15:35No.
00:15:35No.
00:15:36No.
00:15:47Stop making me feel like a stalker.
00:15:48Fuck.
00:15:51Oh, hey, have you got 50 cents?
00:16:06If you can catch it.
00:16:21What brought you out of here today?
00:16:35Fairy.
00:16:36Ha!
00:16:37Fairy.
00:16:38I like it.
00:16:40They have this device down in the basement.
00:16:42It's like a torture cage.
00:16:44They lock you in there until you turn up bones.
00:16:47But can you imagine dying by just sitting there?
00:16:50That would suck.
00:16:58In like the 1300s, thousands of families lived in this castle.
00:17:02It doesn't smell pretty bad.
00:17:04All those people crammed onto this rock.
00:17:10Wow.
00:17:12I know.
00:17:13I've been coming here every day and it still gets me.
00:17:16Only we could kill off all the tourists.
00:17:20You're a tourist.
00:17:22No, I'm not.
00:17:24I came out here a few months ago with this volunteer organization dedicated to studying the relic populations of dolphins and whales in the Gulf of Naples.
00:17:34I can't tell if you're joking.
00:17:36I'm dead fucking serious.
00:17:38No, I just didn't want to go to college and they paid for me to come over.
00:17:43Four connecting flights is a 72 hour plane ride, but you know, it was worth it.
00:17:47My first time out of the U.S.
00:17:48How old are you?
00:17:49I'm 19.
00:17:50It's my birthday today.
00:17:51Is it really?
00:17:52Uh huh.
00:17:53Happy birthday.
00:17:54Thank you very much.
00:17:55Yeah, so I left the program after like a month.
00:17:58Fuck the relic dolphins!
00:18:00I stayed on the island because I have this awesome living situation.
00:18:05I'll tell you the short version.
00:18:06Basically, I used to have ancestors in Ischia, so when I come over I Facebook this second cousin twice removed.
00:18:11The second cousin twice removed, in case you didn't know, is when one person's great-grandparent is another person's great-great-great-grandparent.
00:18:17I'd love to hear the long version.
00:18:19Sorry.
00:18:20Anyway, so this relative gave me the name of this great uncle who lives on the island, so I show up, he answers the door and he's like the oldest fucker I've ever seen, easily pushing a hundred.
00:18:31A hundred?
00:18:32Yeah, if not older, he's like deaf and blind and about four feet tall and he mumbles a couple of things to me in some crazy dialect, ushers me inside, pours me a glass of wine and leads me to this basement apartment and, uh, yeah, I never left.
00:18:46I'm just gonna go.
00:18:51I'm just gonna go.
00:18:53Okay.
00:18:54Ha, I'm gonna go.
00:18:56I'm exhausted.
00:18:58I was so happy.
00:19:00I was so happy too.
00:19:02I was so happy so.
00:19:04I'm so happy.
00:19:05I'm so happy with you.
00:19:08I was so happy to see you.
00:19:10I was so happy, too.
00:19:12Love teaches me to feed on flames and tears.
00:19:42To turn withered hope green through desire.
00:19:47To re-enslave my heart each time love frees his noble face from that heavy disdain.
00:19:55Who is that?
00:19:58Vittoria Colonna.
00:20:01Ah, the woman who lived here.
00:20:04You read that in your guidebook this morning, didn't you, Jane?
00:20:08Sneaky.
00:20:10Yeah, I've decided to learn Italian by committing to memory all the sonnets she wrote to Michelangelo in English and Italian.
00:20:17I thought Michelangelo was gay.
00:20:19Ah, according to history and the muscular thighs of his sculptures, yes.
00:20:24But that didn't stop her from loving him.
00:20:28Let's hear it then.
00:20:30In Italian.
00:20:32Let's hear the poem.
00:20:35Come on.
00:20:36Okay.
00:20:37I'm impressed.
00:20:39I'm impressed.
00:20:41Are you hungry?
00:20:42Why are you going to take me?
00:20:43I'm impressed.
00:20:48Are you hungry?
00:20:49Why are you going to take me out?
00:20:50Yeah.
00:20:51All right then.
00:20:52Okay.
00:20:53Okay.
00:20:54Okay.
00:20:55Two pastas.
00:20:56with the...
00:20:57house...
00:20:58with the...
00:20:59house...
00:21:00...
00:21:01...
00:21:02...
00:21:03...
00:21:04sauce, please.
00:21:05Red.
00:21:06Red.
00:21:07Red.
00:21:08Red.
00:21:09Red.
00:21:10Uh-huh.
00:21:14You hungry?
00:21:15Why are you going to take me out?
00:21:16Yeah.
00:21:17All right then.
00:21:18Okay.
00:21:19Two pastas with the...
00:21:22house sauce, please.
00:21:23Red.
00:21:24Red.
00:21:25Red.
00:21:26Uh-huh.
00:21:29Grazie.
00:21:30So you're really not going to tell me what I'm doing?
00:21:33I write freelance articles about parties and fashion trends in town and country UK.
00:21:44There's something else.
00:21:46I'm writing a book about my grandmother's experiences in rural England, living through two world wars.
00:21:59I recorded her for hours and hours.
00:22:02But now...
00:22:03I don't know.
00:22:04What don't you know?
00:22:05You want to listen?
00:22:06A little?
00:22:07Yeah.
00:22:08Yeah, I know it.
00:22:09I love to listen.
00:22:10All tangled up.
00:22:11Hold on.
00:22:12Okay.
00:22:13Okay.
00:22:14Awful as it was.
00:22:15Awful as it was.
00:22:16Awful as it was.
00:22:17It made you stronger.
00:22:18These days people whine about all sorts of things.
00:22:19And...
00:22:20And...
00:22:21I'm not one of those old people who...
00:22:22think my time had the only joy and the only love.
00:22:23I'm not one of those old people who think my time had the only joy and the only
00:22:29problems.
00:22:30We all have our own private wars.
00:22:31Every era.
00:22:32But...
00:22:33It was nothing like...
00:22:34It really brought people together, the war.
00:22:35We...
00:22:36We...
00:22:37We helped each other during that time.
00:22:38And...
00:22:39We all have our own private wars.
00:22:40Every era.
00:22:41But...
00:22:42It was nothing like...
00:22:43It really brought people together, the war.
00:22:44We...
00:22:45We helped each other during that time.
00:22:46And...
00:22:47We helped each other during that time.
00:22:49We had to laugh.
00:22:50We had to smile.
00:22:51Well, if not for ourselves.
00:22:52Then for the people we'd lost.
00:22:53I'll shut that thing off.
00:22:54Would you get it out of my face?
00:22:55I'm not one of those old people who think my time had the only joy and the only problems.
00:22:58We all have our own private wars.
00:22:59Every era.
00:23:00But...
00:23:01It was nothing like...
00:23:02It really brought people together, the war.
00:23:03We...
00:23:04We helped each other during that time.
00:23:05We had to laugh.
00:23:06We had to smile.
00:23:07Well, if not for ourselves.
00:23:09Then for the people we'd lost.
00:23:11I'll shut that thing off.
00:23:13Would you get it out of my face?
00:23:15That is like...
00:23:19It's like a window in time.
00:23:22The sort of thing you...
00:23:24Which you always did before someone died, you know?
00:23:26My husband thinks I'm never gonna finish it.
00:23:29I shouldn't care what anyone thinks.
00:23:32We met while I was recording her.
00:23:34Bonding over Granny, huh?
00:23:37Make it sound perverse.
00:23:39That's what it was, right?
00:23:41Buongiorno.
00:23:42Buongiorno.
00:23:43Buongiorno.
00:23:44Senori.
00:23:53I got pregnant so we got married.
00:24:01I lost the baby.
00:24:05I'm sorry.
00:24:13I'm sorry.
00:24:14It was your regret.
00:24:15Yes, thank you.
00:24:16I can't take off.
00:24:17Yes, thank you.
00:24:20Yes, thank you.
00:24:21Yes, thank you.
00:24:29I didn't go back after that to the States.
00:24:32Did you ever hear that story about the Red Strain?
00:24:43I think I might have.
00:24:44Tell me.
00:24:45It's like this Asian proverb says that anyone you're destined to meet, like your soulmate or your family or, you know, someone you bump into on the street, we're all connected by this red string.
00:25:06It can be tangled or stretched, but it can never be broken.
00:25:13There's this moment in the tape, I'm sitting waiting in the airport bar for my flight, and I'm talking into the recorder, rambling on about how I'm about to embark on this amazing adventure and how I'm going to show World War II from a totally different perspective.
00:25:36But...
00:25:46I don't know if it's that interesting.
00:25:49That's the whole point, isn't it?
00:25:53Keeping it interesting for yourself.
00:25:57Maybe.
00:26:00Maybe I just want to write about nothing.
00:26:03Everything is nothing.
00:26:06All the best.
00:26:07Un compleanno.
00:26:08Grazie.
00:26:09Grazie.
00:26:13Make a wish.
00:26:14Oh, yeah.
00:26:16Make it great.
00:26:21Okay.
00:26:25Bravo.
00:26:26Bravo.
00:26:27Hey.
00:26:28Come over here.
00:26:36You ready?
00:26:37What do you mean I'm ready?
00:26:38Ready?
00:26:39What?
00:26:40Grab my hand.
00:26:41Wait.
00:26:42Go.
00:26:43Go.
00:26:44Go.
00:26:45Go.
00:26:46Go.
00:26:47Oh, no.
00:26:48What?
00:26:49What do you mean?
00:26:50Stronzo!
00:26:51Hey.
00:26:52Hey.
00:26:53Hey.
00:26:54Hey.
00:26:55Hey.
00:26:56It's the carabinieri!
00:26:57Hey, it's the police!
00:26:58No!
00:26:59Hey!
00:27:00Yeah.
00:27:01No.
00:27:02Oh, no.
00:27:03No.
00:27:04Hey.
00:27:05We can't go back.
00:27:06We can't go back.
00:27:07We can't go back.
00:27:08We can't go back.
00:27:09We can't go back.
00:27:10I'm going to go back.
00:27:11No way.
00:27:12Oh, God!
00:27:14Oh, God!
00:27:16Oh, God!
00:27:24Here you go. Here you go.
00:27:26It would make you feel better if I said I said no one day up.
00:27:30Yes, it's true.
00:27:32Yes, it's true.
00:27:34I made the check when I went to the bathroom.
00:27:38You're a horrible.
00:27:40You're horrible.
00:27:42You're horrible.
00:27:44Come on, let's go.
00:27:46Come on.
00:27:48Let's go.
00:27:50Why are we still running?
00:27:52I don't know why we're still running.
00:28:06Oh, my God.
00:28:08Oh, my God.
00:28:14What up my nose?
00:28:16We come back?
00:28:22Maybe.
00:28:24Maybe it's not a no.
00:28:28And since I don't have a phone, you're gonna have to give me your number.
00:28:34For cheap thrills and future crimes committed.
00:28:36No.
00:28:40You're enough.
00:28:42I've got to go catch a fairy.
00:28:54Hey.
00:28:58Why do violists keep their viola cases on their dashboards?
00:29:12Why?
00:29:14So they can park in handicapped spots.
00:29:28Oh.
00:29:30Happy birthday.
00:29:32Happy birthday.
00:29:38Happy birthday.
00:29:40Bye.
00:29:41Bye.
00:29:42Bye.
00:29:44Bye.
00:29:50Bye.
00:30:52Yeah, there's so much of this stuff to get through.
00:30:56That's right.
00:30:58Nice.
00:31:22There's a collie who wouldn't go on a leash, so she had to sit on a bicycle seat.
00:31:27They stay with me too.
00:31:29Jane.
00:31:41Janey.
00:31:42Got some pastries.
00:31:46You're still asleep?
00:31:54Jane.
00:31:54Janey.
00:31:55Janey.
00:31:56Janey.
00:31:57Janey.
00:31:58Janey.
00:31:59Janey.
00:32:00Janey.
00:32:01Janey.
00:32:02Janey.
00:32:03Janey.
00:32:04Janey.
00:32:05Janey.
00:32:06Janey.
00:32:07Janey.
00:32:08Janey.
00:32:09Janey.
00:32:10Janey.
00:32:11Janey.
00:32:12Janey.
00:32:13Janey.
00:32:14Janey.
00:32:15Janey.
00:32:16Janey.
00:32:17Janey.
00:32:18Janey.
00:32:19Janey.
00:32:20Janey.
00:32:21Janey.
00:32:22Janey.
00:32:23Janey.
00:32:24Janey.
00:32:25Janey.
00:32:26Janey.
00:32:27Janey.
00:32:28Janey.
00:32:29Janey.
00:32:30Janey.
00:32:31Janey.
00:32:32Janey.
00:32:33Janey.
00:32:34Janey.
00:32:35Janey.
00:32:36Janey.
00:32:37Janey.
00:32:38Janey.
00:32:39Janey.
00:32:40Janey.
00:32:41Janey.
00:32:42Janey.
00:32:43Janey.
00:32:44Janey.
00:32:45Janey.
00:32:46Janey.
00:32:47Janey.
00:32:48Janey.
00:32:49Janey.
00:32:50Janey.
00:32:51Janey.
00:32:52Janey.
00:32:53Janey.
00:32:54You know when you were 19 and the world just felt so open and carefree and full of possibility?
00:33:01You reminded me of that.
00:33:04At that time.
00:33:05You were 19 when we met?
00:33:07Yeah.
00:33:08I wouldn't have described you as carefree back then. Not at all.
00:33:11Well, I felt nostalgia.
00:33:14Or something for youth.
00:33:15You're not old, Jane.
00:33:18We ran out on the bill.
00:33:20You just ran out? What do you mean you ran out on the bill?
00:33:23Perhaps I'm not explaining it well. It was...
00:33:27It was fun.
00:33:29It was just fun.
00:33:40How was work?
00:33:43The conductor's actually a descendant of Walter Lake, which is fascinating.
00:33:48The three of us should plan a dinner before we leave.
00:33:50I'd like that.
00:33:53Jane?
00:33:56Jane?
00:33:59Oh, my God.
00:34:01This is Caleb.
00:34:03Hi. No, no, we were just talking about you.
00:34:04We were? That's so weird.
00:34:07Sit, please. Sit down. Join us.
00:34:08Yeah.
00:34:10What?
00:34:11We're having a chance of a wrap.
00:34:12I know, right?
00:34:13I'm off to you when I get back pretty soon.
00:34:14That's okay. I already ate, so I'll just grab a coffee.
00:34:16Can I have the check, please?
00:34:17Can I have the check, please?
00:34:18In a cafe, play, play?
00:34:19Oh, no, thank you.
00:34:20Oh, no, thank you.
00:34:21Jane?
00:34:22Jane?
00:34:23Jane?
00:34:24You don't smoke.
00:34:25Yes, I do.
00:34:26Sometimes.
00:34:27At parties.
00:34:28Sometimes.
00:34:29At parties.
00:34:30You didn't know that.
00:34:31Well, I don't do it a lot.
00:34:32You don't smoke.
00:34:33Yes, I do.
00:34:34Sometimes.
00:34:35At parties.
00:34:36You didn't know that.
00:34:37Well, I don't do it a lot.
00:34:38You don't do it?
00:34:39Grazie.
00:34:40Grazie.
00:34:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:43thank you. Jane, you don't smoke. Yes, I do. Sometimes, at parties. You know that. Well,
00:34:58I don't do it a lot. Grazie. Grazie. Italian food's so overrated. I love it. There's no
00:35:13variety. English food, on the other hand. Say what you like about it. There's nothing like a good steak
00:35:19and kidney pie. I went to this party the other day in this villa owned by this old, drunk expat.
00:35:27They had, like, a private chef and everything, and they were serving this, like, loaf of meat
00:35:33covered in sauce with all these other loaves, and this girl came over to me and said it was cat.
00:35:38No. No joke. Like, a roasted mommy cat and her kittens. That is disgusting. True story.
00:35:47Why don't you tell Leonard one of your viola jokes? Come on.
00:35:59I'm selling my aunt. Come on. Let's hear one.
00:36:04Um. I have one. What is the definition of perfect pitch? What?
00:36:20When you throw a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
00:36:24You didn't just make that up. I did. It's too good. I did. Well, I'm impressed and I'm
00:36:30stealing it. You can pretty much make that joke about any instrument.
00:36:38Do you play anything, Caleb? This and that, you know.
00:36:44Shall we?
00:36:46What? Time to go? Already?
00:36:48Yeah. I've got to get back to work.
00:36:49Hmm.
00:36:50So what's next on your agenda, Caleb?
00:36:51Um, I'm thinking Tibet.
00:36:52Oh, Tibet. Really?
00:36:53Yeah, then there's this thing called the Shantan Festival at the end of the summer.
00:36:55Yeah, I've heard about that. That's where the Buddhist monks unroll all the tapestries on the hill,
00:37:01right?
00:37:02The monks, the monks, the monks.
00:37:03So pretty.
00:37:04How do you support yourself?
00:37:05You know, a bit of this, a bit of that.
00:37:06All right then. I'll walk you.
00:37:07Does anybody have a picture of your hand?
00:37:08Do you have a picture of your hand?
00:37:09I'm thinking Tibet.
00:37:10I'm thinking Tibet.
00:37:11Oh, Tibet, really?
00:37:12Yeah, there's this thing called the Shantan Festival at the end of the summer.
00:37:15Yeah, I've heard about that.
00:37:16That's where the Buddhist monks unroll all the tapestries on the hill, right?
00:37:18The monks, the monks, the monks.
00:37:19So pretty.
00:37:20How do you support yourself?
00:37:21You know, a bit of this, a bit of that.
00:37:24All right then.
00:37:26I'll walk you.
00:37:27Does anybody have a picture of your hand?
00:37:30I'll walk you.
00:37:31I'll walk you.
00:37:32Does anybody have a pen?
00:37:33You got a pen?
00:37:34Yeah, I have a pen.
00:37:42Okay.
00:37:49I have a piece of paper.
00:37:50You guys should definitely come over to the island.
00:37:52I'll take you somewhere fun, you know.
00:37:54Don't knock on the front door.
00:37:56Come around the side.
00:37:57I need Regina.
00:37:58This year.
00:37:59There you go.
00:38:01And thanks again for yesterday.
00:38:02Oh, no problem.
00:38:03Okay.
00:38:04Ciao.
00:38:05How stoned are you?
00:38:06Come on, man.
00:38:07We're just going to pop.
00:38:08It's not a big deal.
00:38:09So you're saying you smoke back at her?
00:38:10Occasionally.
00:38:11Hey, can we do something fun tonight?
00:38:12Sure.
00:38:13Thanks.
00:38:14Okay.
00:38:15See you after work.
00:38:16Good.
00:38:17See you after work.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19I'm fine.
00:38:20Okay.
00:38:22See.
00:38:23I'm fine.
00:38:24I'll do it here, too.
00:38:25You have to go.
00:38:26Bye.
00:38:27Thanks.
00:38:28I have a lot of questions.
00:38:29Thank you for your for your help.
00:38:31I'll do it soon.
00:38:32Bye.
00:38:33Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.
00:38:34Come on, my God.
00:38:35Come on, my God.
00:38:36I'll do it.
00:38:37You're going to do it.
00:38:38I'm going to do it.
00:38:39You're going to do it.
00:38:40See you after work.
00:38:42Yep, I'll be waiting.
00:39:10Hey.
00:39:12God, you scared me.
00:39:14Are you following me?
00:39:16Maybe?
00:39:18Is that weird?
00:39:20Yeah.
00:39:22I couldn't sleep last night.
00:39:26You told me you were staying near the port, so I got the first ferry this morning.
00:39:30I didn't sleep last night.
00:39:34You told me you were staying near the port, so I got the first ferry this morning.
00:39:38I came looking for you, and I can't believe I found you.
00:40:08What are we doing?
00:40:10I think we'll make it out.
00:40:12What are we doing?
00:40:14I think we'll make it out.
00:40:16So sexy.
00:40:18And beautiful.
00:40:20What are we doing?
00:40:22I think we'll make it out.
00:40:24So sexy.
00:40:26And beautiful.
00:40:28What are we doing?
00:40:30What are we doing?
00:40:32I think we'll make it out.
00:40:34So sexy.
00:40:36And beautiful.
00:40:38To see.
00:40:38And beautiful.
00:40:40Goodbye.
00:40:41You like theuttering that we've done.
00:40:42There.
00:40:43I nothing more about you doing?
00:40:44Well, surely he's alright.
00:40:45It's quiet in here.
00:40:46Do the
00:41:01Hi Hea
00:41:01I can't do this.
00:41:09What?
00:41:09I can't do this.
00:41:11Why?
00:41:22Do you do this a lot?
00:41:24What?
00:41:24Do you do this a lot?
00:41:26What?
00:41:27Do you seduce women?
00:41:28Is this what you do?
00:41:29You need to be less serious.
00:41:39Don't follow me.
00:41:59Don't follow me.
00:42:29There was one boy from Belgium, he was lovely, he had a moustache, my mother hated moustaches.
00:42:54But he was shipped off, I never saw him again.
00:43:04Anyways, I met your grandfather not long after and we got married.
00:43:09Was it love at first sight with grandpa?
00:43:12Love at first sight? Stop that thing.
00:43:16I know. You're home early.
00:43:24I do deserve that.
00:43:29Can I just move my husband?
00:43:33Jane, I'm sorry, just give me a minute. I have a hell of a mess of my day.
00:43:40I've got so much stuff to do.
00:43:44Sorry, darling.
00:43:46Hey, do you still want to do something fun tonight?
00:43:48Yeah, absolutely.
00:43:50Lots of dinner, I thought we were just staying here.
00:43:52The two of us.
00:43:54I've just got to work this thing out for tomorrow.
00:43:57Okay.
00:43:58I'm sorry.
00:44:00I've got to work this day.
00:44:05I don't know.
00:44:10I don't know.
00:44:14I hope I could finish off the table.
00:44:16I'm sorry.
00:44:17I don't know.
00:44:19I have to leave.
00:44:21I don't know what to do,
00:44:22I really don't know.
00:44:23I mean, I'm sorry.
00:44:25Oh, my God.
00:44:55Leonard, can we talk?
00:45:25Say cheese.
00:45:33You should kind of be in the middle.
00:45:36Hold on a second.
00:45:50That's what our living room is missing.
00:45:55What did you do?
00:46:09Put my hand over my mouth.
00:46:11You did?
00:46:12What did you do?
00:46:13Just wave.
00:46:25No.
00:46:27Oh, my God.
00:46:29Yes, sir.
00:46:31I'm dead.
00:46:32I'm dead.
00:46:33No.
00:46:34No.
00:46:35Yes, sir.
00:46:36No.
00:46:37No.
00:46:38No.
00:46:39No.
00:46:40For more information visit www.fema.org
00:48:47Oh.
00:48:48Hi.
00:48:49Did I wake you?
00:48:50No.
00:48:51I think I need to be less serious.
00:48:57Oh.
00:48:58Hi.
00:48:59Did I wake you?
00:49:00No.
00:49:01Did I wake you?
00:49:02No.
00:49:03I think I need to be less serious.
00:49:08Yeah.
00:49:09Will you put my pants on?
00:49:15Okay.
00:49:16Okay.
00:49:17Okay.
00:49:25I'm happy.
00:49:26I'm happy.
00:49:27I'm happy.
00:49:28I'm happy.
00:52:59You make me feel nervous.
00:53:19You make me feel calm.
00:53:24Want a drink?
00:53:49Is that him?
00:54:12Yeah, I just shuffled around all night.
00:54:17Must be lonely.
00:55:11Again and again and again, again and again, again and again, once I was single my pocket
00:55:38Single, I wish I was single again, again and again and again, once I was single my pocket
00:55:56Single, I wish I was single again
00:56:08I didn't sleep at all last night, where have you been?
00:56:16Just walking
00:56:18All night
00:56:20I've been thinking
00:56:22You left your phone here, I had to plug it in
00:56:26We need to talk, Leonard
00:56:28I have to go to work
00:56:32Can you be late?
00:56:34No, I can't be late
00:56:38Leonard
00:56:39Jay, whatever you have to say to me, I want to hear it
00:56:43I've committed myself
00:56:45People are depending on me, I have to go to work
00:56:52Okay
00:57:04If it wasn't the war, it would have been something else
00:57:17There's always something else, isn't there?
00:57:22Well, that's the thing, that's the thing about struggle
00:57:24If it wasn't the war, it would have been something else
00:57:31There's always something else, isn't there?
00:57:33That's the thing, that's the thing about struggle
00:57:36I'm gonna make some tea, do you want some?
00:57:51I'm alright
00:57:59If you go out like that again, just tell me
00:58:01No worry
00:58:03Okay
00:58:08I can't seem to figure out what's going on in your head
00:58:25Do you think everything we've been through actually does us any good?
00:58:30In the long run?
00:58:34Or do we just make out struggle to be something meaningful
00:58:37Because that's all most of us have?
00:58:52I tell you, next time we come to Italy
00:58:54To get a proper kitchen
00:58:56In the kitchen
00:59:05I know what you want me to say, Jane
00:59:26One little thing had changed in my grandmother's life
00:59:27I might not be here
00:59:28One little thing had changed in my grandmother's life
00:59:30I might not be here
00:59:39Sometimes I worry I'm not honoring her
00:59:41With the book
00:59:44With the book?
00:59:48No, with my life
00:59:55This is it, you know
00:59:57It ends with me
00:59:58It ends with me
01:00:04In the harvest time we all went to the field where they were cutting the corn
01:00:08Everyone was chasing rabbits and then we had our tea in the harvest fields
01:00:15The horses
01:00:20The horses
01:00:21Yeah
01:00:27The horses back then they were kept beautifully
01:00:31Dad used to dress them all up
01:00:33Brass things
01:00:35And little horseshoes
01:00:37He put braids on them
01:00:39They used to be gorgeous
01:00:42What are your plans for tomorrow?
01:00:44There was one
01:00:46There was one
01:00:47Duke
01:00:49He was a Clydesdale
01:00:50I used to ride down to the marshes
01:00:53Every night when he finished working
01:01:00They were lovely days really
01:01:08They're gone, for me
01:01:10Jane
01:01:13But not for you
01:01:14Jane
01:01:16You know it's different for you
01:01:18In some ways it's easier
01:01:20You haven't got the war
01:01:21People don't die as much as they did back then
01:01:24But in some ways
01:01:26It's more disjointed
01:01:30You've got to make your own life
01:01:32One that you love
01:01:34And you can't be afraid of the
01:01:36The time
01:01:40Time is shiftable
01:01:43There are moments in my life
01:01:44That I would trade 60 years to have back again
01:01:47That's the truth
01:01:49You'll know the truth when you find it
01:01:51It'll come to you like something you've known before
01:01:52Rather than something you're learning for the first time
01:01:53Oh, sorry
01:01:54What is it?
01:01:55Oh, you...
01:01:57Are you all right?
01:01:58You okay?
01:01:59Yeah, it's on my toe
01:02:01It's bleeding
01:02:02Oh, it's bleeding
01:02:03It's fine
01:02:04It's fine
01:02:19It's fine, it's fine, it's fine
01:02:20You okay?
01:02:22Yeah, I stung my toe.
01:02:24It's bleeding.
01:02:26It's fine.
01:02:28It's fine.
01:02:30It's fine. It's fine.
01:02:32You losing it?
01:02:34Yes.
01:02:36Fuck.
01:02:46I met these backpackers last night, Frank and Elsa.
01:02:48She's French.
01:02:50He's German.
01:02:52They're going to Tibet.
01:02:54And I'm going with them.
01:02:58I want you to come with me.
01:03:00I want you to come with me.
01:03:02I want you to come with me.
01:03:04I want you to come with me.
01:03:06I want you to come with me.
01:03:08Oh my God.
01:03:10Oh my God.
01:03:12Oh my God.
01:03:14Oh my God.
01:03:16Oh my God.
01:03:48Hi.
01:04:05Hi.
01:04:07How are you?
01:04:10I'm back.
01:04:11Long day?
01:04:14God, when did I know?
01:04:15I don't think I'd jump to doing another stint like this.
01:04:24How's the writing going?
01:04:27I'm feeling inspired.
01:04:32It's fantastic.
01:04:34I think I've figured out the key to finishing the project.
01:04:38Are you listening?
01:04:45You found the key to finishing this project.
01:04:56But the water here tastes so funny.
01:04:58Have you ever cheated on me?
01:05:05Oh, Jane.
01:05:06Have you?
01:05:06Can we not?
01:05:09Have you?
01:05:15Absolutely not.
01:05:17Why did you take such a long time to answer that?
01:05:20Because I'm sick.
01:05:21Of what, Leonard?
01:05:24Of it being so hard?
01:05:27Yes.
01:05:27Tedious?
01:05:34I hate talking about sex with you.
01:05:37Is that what we're talking about?
01:05:38Normal people talk about sex, Leonard.
01:05:41And we don't?
01:05:42There's just huge, vacant lots that we don't discuss.
01:05:49Like what?
01:05:50Is there anything you want to ask me?
01:05:53Why?
01:05:53Is there anything you want to tell me?
01:05:55I just want to connect.
01:05:59So you don't feel that we're connected?
01:06:01Do you?
01:06:04I love you.
01:06:12I get it, Leonard.
01:06:15I get it.
01:06:17It's always been this big, serious, grave thing for us.
01:06:20Sex has consequences.
01:06:21Life and death.
01:06:22Mostly death.
01:06:23Jane, please.
01:06:24Let me guess.
01:06:25You don't want to talk about it?
01:06:26No, that's not what I'm saying.
01:06:28You're just...
01:06:28Do you want to have children, Leonard?
01:06:30Of course I did.
01:06:31Not did.
01:06:32Do you want to have children?
01:06:35So did you.
01:06:37But...
01:06:40Say it.
01:06:41I can't have children, Leonard.
01:06:48I never will.
01:06:50And if we keep trying, they keep dying.
01:06:53Again and again.
01:06:55Please, Jane.
01:06:55And again.
01:06:58How does that make you feel?
01:07:04It's not your fault.
01:07:05How does it make you feel, Leonard?
01:07:07How does it make you feel?
01:07:09You will never be a father.
01:07:13We can adopt.
01:07:15That's not what you want.
01:07:16Is it?
01:07:18Is that what you want?
01:07:20Hmm?
01:07:22Because I think about it all the time.
01:07:27The one thing you always wanted, I will never be able to give you.
01:07:30What are you trying to do, Jane?
01:07:43I just want to know that there's a reason for it all.
01:07:46You're not curious about me, Leonard.
01:07:59Not really.
01:08:01What do you want me to know?
01:08:02You shouldn't have to ask.
01:08:03I feel as if you want me to be someone I'm not.
01:08:09Someone that I've never been.
01:08:14I'm leaving you.
01:08:17I've been seeing someone else.
01:08:19Is he?
01:08:26Caleb.
01:08:28That kid?
01:08:29Yes.
01:08:31That kid?
01:08:31That child?
01:08:32That kid you've known for two days?
01:08:34It's been longer than that.
01:08:34Please tell me you're joking.
01:08:37Time is shiftable.
01:08:39I don't get it.
01:08:39Leonard.
01:08:41I don't get it.
01:08:42He's asked me to travel with him.
01:08:44Are you sleeping with him?
01:08:45What do you think?
01:08:55I kept waiting for you to see it, to smell it, to sense it.
01:08:59So what?
01:09:00I failed your test?
01:09:02You don't see me!
01:09:15I'm sorry.
01:09:24For what?
01:09:27I'm sorry.
01:09:28For what?
01:09:28I shouldn't have done that.
01:09:29No.
01:09:30For losing my temper.
01:09:31I shouldn't have done that.
01:09:32You had every right to lose your temper!
01:09:34No.
01:09:34If you think that this is what's going to make you feel better, then you should go.
01:09:38You should go with him.
01:09:40You've been through a terrible, terrible thing, Jane.
01:09:44No.
01:09:44That is not what this is about.
01:09:46Of course it is.
01:09:46You don't love me anymore, Leonard.
01:09:49You don't love me!
01:09:50That's rubbish.
01:09:52This is your ticket.
01:09:55The day after my performance, meet me at the train station.
01:10:01Our training's at 4.30.
01:10:03We'll go home together.
01:10:05I want you to do what you need to do, and then come back to me.
01:10:17No questions asked, no guilt.
01:10:22This is good.
01:10:35This is good.
01:11:05ORGAN PLAYS
01:11:35Hi
01:11:46Hi
01:11:49You want some?
01:12:02Oh, thanks
01:12:03You want some?
01:12:33I'm coming over in a couple of hours
01:12:48Frank bought a car
01:12:50So we're gonna head out in a couple of weeks
01:12:54Or so, you know
01:12:55I'm thinking of
01:13:01Driving through Romania
01:13:05And then Ukraine
01:13:08And down through Russia
01:13:09And through Kazakhstan
01:13:10And then straight to Tibet
01:13:13Let's go
01:13:14Let's go
01:14:56You've got to come over to this side.
01:15:00The train's going to be here in a minute.
01:15:01The train's going to be here in a minute.
01:15:31I'm riding you now just to see if you're there.
01:15:38New York is cold, but I like where I'm living.
01:15:43There's music on Clinton Street all through the evening.
01:15:51I hear that you're building your house deep in the desert.
01:16:00Are you living for nothing now?
01:16:06Hope you're keeping some kind of record.
01:16:11Yes.
01:16:13And Jane came by with a lock of your hair.
01:16:21She said that you gave it to her.
01:16:27That night when you planned to go clear.
01:16:33I wouldn't want to live to be 100.
01:16:36Why not?
01:16:37I'm not telling you why not.
01:16:39Did you ever go clear?
01:16:41Now shut that thing off.
01:16:44Now shut that thing off.
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