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00:00she'll make you laugh till you're shattered and on sex in the city she ended up splattered
00:06it's watch what happens live with kristen johnson and leanne morgan now
00:10hey everybody welcome to watch what happens live i'm your host andy cohen and the bravo cup boss
00:25on a sunday night my guest tonight started a new sitcom executive produced and by an up-and-comer
00:31named chuck lorry uh check out leanne premiering this thursday on netflix give it up for one of
00:37the stars and our pal kristen johnson and say hi to the co-creator executive producer and titular
00:44character leanne morgan hey leanne great to see you uh great to meet you kristen has such incredible
00:53things to say about you and i'm so excited to finally meet you and k joe walked in in this and
00:58i was wearing this suit but i had a t-shirt on so i had to change to twin with my lady a little bit
01:04it's been so long since you've been here we wanted to make it oh my god like 10 years i know it's
01:09crazy but you're back and you got the you got the netflix money now okay uh over at the bar her new
01:17novel is about a group of wealthy downtown manhattan ladies who surely know tribeca is not up and
01:22coming it's already there mean moms comes out tuesday welcome emma rosenblum hey emma
01:28i mean i'm excited to read your book i have a feeling i've met a few of these ladies that you
01:35write about uh drinking game alert my guests won't know it but anytime you hear anyone say this word
01:40if you're 21 or over drink until your entire night includes a laugh track uh much like sheena shay
01:46leanne is an open book who's totally fine talking about hemorrhoids on camera but i hope she doesn't
01:51think i'm a pain in the ass when i grill this first time guess it's time for a clubhouse
01:56just quick elianne in honor of your tennessee roots what does it take to be the perfect southern
02:01bell thank you notes andy really yes and having parties for your friends like baby showers wedding
02:08showers graduation party yes is there a specific comedian that made you want to pursue uh a career
02:15in comedy richard lewis oh the great yeah yes i loved him wow uh was there ever was there a specific
02:22moment in your life where you realized hey i'm funny my junior year of high school in speech and drama
02:29we did an improv yeah but and i can't look you were like three years old well i was funny as little
02:35chill children yes i was leanne what is your go-to karaoke song ain't no holler back girl all right
02:43who was your first ever celebrity crush kurt russell oh that's a good one yeah what is your main love
02:50language words of affirmation andy oh i think you're funny and beautiful thank you uh what was your
02:58first concert uh donny osmond and that wasn't my jam my sister wanted to go okay no no shame in the
03:05osmonds here they're sitting right over there behind you uh what was your first concert kjo i think it was
03:11squeeze oh that's so good i love squeeze besides kjo who's the most famous person in your phone
03:21reese witherspoon oh that's a good one what's your most used emoji um kissy face probably uh what's
03:30your biggest fear that my children are going to go somewhere without a sweater oh
03:34what what is your what is your oddest turn on i like it when their daddy broke checks
03:45thank you very much leanne you know what i feel like i really got to know you
03:51kristen sex in the city character lexi featherstone iconically said i'm so bored i could die
03:58before doing just that but to see what does and doesn't bore kristen in real life it's time to
04:05play does kristen give a damn kristen i'll run through some zeitgeisty topics for each one tell us
04:13if you give a damn or not starting with do you give a damn about tick tock no okay do you give a damn
04:20about the couple that were having caught uh having an affair at the coldplay concert for a minute but then
04:25now i don't yeah uh do you give a damn about the new york city mayoral race yes yes yeah do you give
04:31a damn rachel ziegler is starring as ava perone in the west end i never thought about it i mean
04:37sure okay do you give a damn about sheena's revelation that her husband brock cheated on
04:43her while she was pregnant with summer moon no i did you do you do okay do you give a damn about megan
04:51markle uh yes maybe sometimes i don't buy it you don't give a damn yeah yeah do you give a damn
05:01about mama mia returning to broadway yes okay do you give a damn that katy perry and orlando bloom have
05:07split yes do you give a damn uh we're getting the real housewives of rhode island yeah uh do you give a
05:15damn about j-lo's new song birthday no uh do you give a damn that chloe kardashian admitted she used
05:23to heavily photoshop her pics uh no okay thank you kay joe um by the way um by the way are you still
05:35watching housewives with your husband i know that that was you used to talk about that i had to hide
05:40it from him you had to hide it from him well he would walk in and he would hear f-bombs being
05:45bleeped out and yes and people snatching wigs and stuff yes and he would say what are you watching
05:49leanne so i'm kind of hide it but i loved it do you still watch any bravo i can when i get a chance
05:56i'm kind of working like a mule you are yeah you are yeah are you touring a lot right now i'm touring
06:01a lot really uh-huh yeah and big and and you are you've now graduated to the point where you're playing
06:06these huge venues does that make you does that make it harder or easier to do stand-up um some arenas
06:14don't feel as intimate as theater some do some do yeah but they're trying to save me you know and i
06:20don't have to do so many shows yes so i like them if they're if they feel intimate yes i like being
06:27intimate with you k joe i can't believe you're here uh on their new sitcom kristen and leanne play
06:36sisters and now they're about to play two people who used to have a sister-like bond it is time for
06:41an installment of clubhouse playhouse ladies you will be reenacting vicky and tamra season seven
06:48heated exchange over brooks while vicky probably overheated in the fur coat
06:52fur coat brooks brought her uh kristen you will be vicky take your fur coat leanne will be playing
06:59tamra uh here you go here are your cards you can head on over to the green screen okay joe you
07:05have time to put your coat on actors at your ready tamra what are you doing relax vicky stop letting
07:13him tell you what to think he doesn't tell me what to think ever really he just said i gave you the
07:20evil eye who is this person somebody bring tamra back will you please bring tamra back you're psycho
07:26did i give her the evil eye did i give her the evil eye it's just weird i don't know who she is i gotta
07:33get my purse i'm out of here seriously why are you leaving i would never speak to you that way tamra
07:39you want to call me tomorrow if you calm down and not drinking i'm fine i'm fine why are you running out
07:45the delworth that is disgusting how you talk to me in front of people shame on you excuse me you are
07:55being disrespectful you're supposed to be my friend my friend no matter what you're supposed to be my
08:01friend my friend my soul mate my sister act that way you be quiet now guess what everyone is always so
08:11scared of you i'm not scared of you get a grip big you'll see what you're up against and scene
08:19wow ladies come on back over here that was wonderful that was wonderful wow i remember that
08:32scene you do yes it was and i remember brooks whatever happened to him oh i you know what i
08:37actually think he's remarried and i think he lives in oklahoma okay he's not in jail or any no no he is
08:44not no um leanne oh this was a fun question we got uh melissa graham 73 said if you could make men
08:52have one perimenopause or menopause symptom what would it be um i believe uh sweating in the middle of the
09:00night dripping sweat and having to change the sheets yes uh kjo connie s wants to know your fondest
09:08memory from the set of austin powers when you played the iconic ivana hump a lot oh yeah
09:15well the photo shoot with rebecca romaine was really fun it really did and the for the faux fur that
09:21we got to wear yes right right yeah that was fun um boy you were in a run i mean i know the austin
09:27powers and then the flintstones was around then as well right yeah yeah when you were working with
09:33dame joan collins that's true yes yes who called you the blamond yeah the big white blamond right which
09:40i thought was like a compliment and apparently it's a huge very boring pudding in england
09:51and was she like will the blamond be standing here totally who's gonna see me with the big white
09:57blamond oh my god coming up we have more with kjo and leanne morgan this is stopping by later with me
10:05don't go anywhere
10:18no more bill talk tonight is all about mysterious strangers with erectile dysfunction
10:26ooh asian sesame wings uh we're not eating why not no one ever got lucky sucking on a chicken bow
10:32two moscow mules spasiba that's russian for thank you
10:43can i put this on my discover card oh lord even your credit cards are old
10:47that's leanne premiering thursday on netflix starring my guest kristin johnson and leanne morgan
10:54welcome back to watch the novels i'm andy cohen in the bravo clubhouse over at the bar it is emma
10:59rosenblum whose novel me and moms is out tuesday i mean when you write a book called me and moms and
11:06you run into moms at pickup and stuff are they like was that me they do want to know yeah and sometimes it's
11:14them right drinking game reminder anytime you hear this word take a sip or if it's legal where you are
11:22in honor of third rock from the sun take a hit until you're on another plane oh andy yes it's time
11:31once again for a hidden gem
11:35a hidden gem where is it where is it tonight's hidden gem is lane near a button used to summon champagne
11:45oh heather dubrow's button i know what that is hold on
11:50a hidden gem i found it tonight's hidden gem is for kristin what is it you're also kind of a
12:08psychic tattoo no no not not kind of i am oh my god all right listen she's not working the streets
12:21anymore okay she's got a manager now uh try rusty joe's on bergen street ask for uh mickey g but listen
12:28don't tell him i sent you 1994 as the world turns wow was that like one of your first tv
12:38oh first ever and they let you do it once yeah right i don't even know what i right and they were
12:45like all right they were like moving on yes okay i want to take questions for our fans in studio it's
12:51jill from germany with a question for kristen johnston hey jill hi hi hi hi kristen hi leanne um so
12:59hilarious you guys were so funny um my question is for you kristen um you've worked with a lot of major
13:05actors where who is somebody you would never work with again oh
13:12hmm i don't think i don't think i i've been very lucky i know that's like the politically correct answer
13:19but i really have been yeah i mean maybe joan colin i don't know yeah but i i've been very lucky
13:26very lucky all right thank you for thank you for coming from germany to ask that question now let's
13:32go to a virtual van here's denzel from missouri uh one of our bravo insiders with a question for
13:37leanne morgan hey denzel hey andy hey hey kristen hi hey leanne hey my darling
13:47i love all of y'all by the way thank you um my question is for you what do you consider to be
13:57the funniest real housewife moment in bravo history oh oh my gosh and funny i mean that would have to be
14:07something fighting because that was always funny to me and i would say theresa going you prostitution
14:13more does it yeah it never gets old thank you fans i appreciate it uh leanne zora a wants to know
14:25what happened when you saw dolly parton while growing up outside of nashville you saw her out
14:30in the wild with um porter wagner when she was still with him um oh yeah and i i mean you know we all
14:36adore her yes it's unbelievable and i raised my children going to dollywood really and my middle
14:42child has met her through make-a-wish and said she was precious i have not gotten to meet her yet i've
14:47met her team but i haven't met her oh leanne it's time i know i love her uh kristen nina j wants to
14:53know what you remember about the ab fab pilot that you were in with katherine hyde yeah why did that not
14:59work it should i don't know it just didn't work what yeah what a bummer i know um this is the first
15:05time kristen's been back on this show since 2020 so to fill the kejo sized hole that's been left in
15:12our hearts we are bringing back a different hole for my guests to finger it's time for
15:21we have brought out the clubhouse glory hole kejo take this put it between you and leanne
15:28leanne put on these mary cosby eyes um you will reach through the glory hole to feel various items
15:36that kristen is holding and describing if leanne can get six items in 60 seconds you win okay let's uh
15:45start right now okay um oh okay so you can describe okay i mean you get them from your husband when you're
15:54in a fight what uh you get them from you know these are plastic flowers oh yes very good okay
16:06um okay you harness your uh one of your body parts with this uh uh that's a big two of your body parts
16:17with this um is that a girdle no but close go up um go up go up wait come here hold on press that
16:26touch that is that a brawl yes okay oh all right mm-hmm do you have any brush yep yes very good okay
16:37uh yeah you squeeze it to make a very loud noise oh a horn yes okay uh okay i don't even know what it is
16:49is it a trophy no it's a shake weight oh oh my gosh after the break we are back with these two and watch what happens
17:05andy here with kristen leann and emma at the bar um kristen drew k said considering you all kept
17:24getting nominated in the same categories how close were you to the friends cast i mean you know it was
17:29award show friendship right you know what i mean hi you know i mean we never we our paths never really
17:36crossed are the third rock from the sun residual checks uh still pretty decent no no yeah i mean you
17:44know three figures the ones from mom are still pretty good right but yeah yes so and then we do you get
17:51residual checks for a netflix show i don't think we do no right it's kind of a buyout yeah yes
17:59i understand uh leanne stephanie c said i think we all need to know leanne's real housewives tagline
18:06got anything in the cooker oh murder um
18:11oh look i'm going blank andy can you think of one you're the smart thing um i know this
18:20i it may be like um i come from farm people but i will plow you down if you get in my way something
18:29like that that's a good one something like that you can take the southern out of the girl but the girl
18:36out of the set no i don't know theatrice g wants to know how you handle hecklers did you used to have
18:44them early in your career you know a little bit but not much because i think because i'm a mom and
18:48a grandmama people don't mess with me if it's anything it's like a drunk woman yelling i got a c-section
18:54too if somebody want to be part of the show right right i got a c-section too do you have to
19:03since you've had stand-up you know specials on tv are you if you have a special you have to do a
19:10totally new set next time you go out right so are you always writing you are yeah in the back of my
19:17mind i'm always putting stuff in my phone even when we were shooting i would think of something
19:21and it had to because i got to do a new hour because i just shot my second netflix special
19:25that'll be out in the fall wow so i'll tour on this hour now until that comes out right and then i
19:30gotta start to have another one yeah wow that must be daunting it's done yeah darling yeah but
19:37i've had a full life with a bunch of babies and you know what that's like you get material from all
19:42of it yes you know yes and then i got her she gives me a lot of material oh yeah it is time for
19:48watch what happens five i fondly remember kristen's first time on this show back in 2011 we played a
19:54delightfully silly game called filler facelift or fakakta i want to continue this trip down memory
20:01lane with the top five vintage watch what happens live game titles that still make us laugh number
20:06five is a 2012 game called liar liar grandma's on fire didn't make any sense but we loved it
20:14when lance bass stopped by the clubhouse in 2019 we had to play a trivia game called tearing up my
20:19shart that included music lyrics covered up with wet fart noises that was number four i think that was
20:26a one and done number three is from 2011 a title that rolls off the tongue on the guest list or rather
20:33have a sis i believe that's our only sis related game to date number two proves i have enjoyed uh teasing
20:41my pal hoda since 2011 we pitched our eligible bachelors in the instant classic hoda lay he who
20:48and the number one game title that still makes us laugh is none other than who's sitting shiva with
20:53kimmy gibbler because why wouldn't kimmy gibbler be sitting shiva for comet the dog all timeless classics i
21:01want to thank kristen johnson leah morgan and emma rosenberg for being here the one of the night
21:05was when we said it seven times and you've been playing our taking game no driving tomorrow night
21:10we got uh below death folks jess and hugo will be here thank you both so much go to our after show on
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