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00:00:00You and your husband are so sweet.
00:00:02You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
00:00:05Sweet?
00:00:06We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:00:11Look at them. That's what we call sweet.
00:00:14I wish my hubby was like that.
00:00:17Fuck! That's actually my husband!
00:00:19You jerk cheating on me behind my back!
00:00:21Aubrey!
00:00:22Let me explain!
00:00:24Wait! Wait! Wait!
00:00:26Stop!
00:00:27All right, enough! Cut it out!
00:00:33I wouldn't have to be out here messing around if you didn't push me to do it.
00:00:40Look at yourself. Sloppy.
00:00:42You're rude.
00:00:44Totally unfeminine.
00:00:47I want a divorce.
00:00:49Crazy lady.
00:00:57Come on, we'll get that scumbag.
00:01:00No need for karma. I can't handle this myself.
00:01:02Hand me the car key.
00:01:13Chris, Leo snuck the role you wanted.
00:01:16No way.
00:01:17Why him? I cannot understand that.
00:01:20He has fewer Instagram followers than me and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars.
00:01:25The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
00:01:29Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
00:01:33But what about you?
00:01:34You're a 40-year-old bachelor known around town as a total playboy.
00:01:39What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years.
00:01:46But she's married and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her.
00:01:50You think that would lend me the role?
00:01:52Sounds more like excuse me.
00:01:54That's not good enough, huh?
00:01:56All right.
00:01:57Do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her?
00:02:01Vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy?
00:02:06Now that's a story people might buy into.
00:02:09But the problem is you're just making this up on the spot.
00:02:13All right.
00:02:16I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:02:23Damn it!
00:02:24Fuck.
00:02:31I'm so sorry.
00:02:32Are you nuts?
00:02:33Nuts?
00:02:36Is that all your men got?
00:02:38Yeah.
00:02:39I'm nuts.
00:02:40But you guys eat don't cook by nuts.
00:02:42Sleep with nuts.
00:02:43Have kids with nuts.
00:02:44You are the real nuts here.
00:02:46No offense.
00:02:47But I'm Chris Roberts.
00:02:49I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:02:54Only supermodels.
00:02:58Screw you for Chris Roberts!
00:03:00TEST!
00:03:01TEST!
00:03:02SHIT!
00:03:03TEST!
00:03:04TEST!
00:03:05TEST!
00:03:06TEST!
00:03:07TEST!
00:03:08TEST!
00:03:09TEST!
00:03:12TEST!
00:03:13TEST!
00:03:14TEST!
00:03:15TEST!
00:03:16TEST!
00:03:17TEST!
00:03:18I sold the house.
00:03:19You got till tonight to move out.
00:03:21Or...
00:03:22get thrown away. If you want to divorce me, fine! Go ahead! But how dare you sell our
00:03:30house without my consent! I'll sue you! Think you can afford a lawyer? Don't mess with me
00:03:37or apply for custody for our son. A jobless housewife like you won't stand a chance.
00:03:44Despicable! So, you divorced? It's none of your business! Marry me!
00:03:52Are you insane?
00:04:00My car's worth four million dollars. You want to talk about marriage or compensation?
00:04:09This way, ma'am.
00:04:13Watch us stop, ma'am.
00:04:22Welcome, ma'am.
00:04:33Wow. So, it's your house at 5 Central Avenue. I've seen it in a magazine.
00:04:38So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?
00:04:56No. This is for Elizabeth, my dog. Yours is upstairs. Bigger and better.
00:05:01Forget that. Come sign the contract. Sign this, and you will be my wife. Sorry, what's your name again?
00:05:12Aubrey.
00:05:13Okay. Aubrey, listen to me. I love you for more than 10 years. I heard that you're divorced.
00:05:21So, I popped the question right away.
00:05:25What? Really?
00:05:26Are you kidding me?
00:05:29Aubrey, this marriage is just for show. I hope you won't catch real feelings for me.
00:05:35Relax. Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating.
00:05:38Great. That's amazing. Once I secure the role and back that Oscar, we'll part our ways smoothly.
00:05:46So, we stuck together until we win an Oscar? Might as well say, so that do us a part.
00:05:55Don't worry about that. I'm going to pay you an acting salary. The same as I do with my models and actors.
00:06:01You're Chris Roberts. Those actresses must earn a fortune.
00:06:06Considering our attitude, I'm going to go with minimum wage. Usually, they pay around 500 grand, and now, 150K. That's enough for you.
00:06:14Per year?
00:06:16Per month, of course.
00:06:31So, you have a son? Don't get me wrong. Just want to know more about my wife.
00:06:36Yeah. His name is Luke. He's nine. In summer camp, I'm aware of the divorce.
00:06:49Good lord. That looks calorie-packed.
00:07:02First, it's not for you. Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories.
00:07:08Jeez, touchy. It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic.
00:07:13Keep that up. Another thing, clear your schedule for tomorrow. We're meeting the director.
00:07:20Already?
00:07:21This is your first time stepping out as my wife, and I really want you to take it seriously.
00:07:26You need to dress up nicely, alright? Because it's going to be the first time that you're going to act as my wife.
00:07:32Come on. This top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket.
00:07:35I'll solve this problem right now. Hey, Brad. Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:07:45Oh. My. God. I didn't expect this to be such a huge project.
00:07:51But luckily, I'm a Hollywood-style-ish.
00:07:54Alright, girls. Let's get going.
00:07:57Ooh. Right here.
00:07:59I got it.
00:08:00Are you okay, baby?
00:08:10Watch out. Always calm down.
00:08:12Can't you set up back here?
00:08:13Get them out of here.
00:08:15Oh, my God. Are you okay, baby?
00:08:22Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:08:26She's my wife now. So, yes. It's worth it.
00:08:32Baby, well, I did my best today.
00:08:36Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day.
00:08:52How do I look?
00:08:53Wow. You're the most beautiful you have ever seen.
00:09:01Wow. You sure ain't sure of that ass.
00:09:03Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:09:07Julia, her acting skills surpassed mine.
00:09:11That's what handling a big story does to me.
00:09:14Let's go, girls.
00:09:15Thank you so much, guys.
00:09:16No problem, baby.
00:09:18Geez. How did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:09:24Just like Kardashians.
00:09:26Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
00:09:30God is fair.
00:09:32Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique,
00:09:34he gave you unbrittle confidence.
00:09:40Wow.
00:09:41You're totally gonna nail that role now.
00:09:43We look so perfect together.
00:09:45It's a match made in heaven.
00:09:47No, no, no.
00:09:59There's no spark between you two.
00:10:02You don't love your wife at all.
00:10:03I'm sorry that I can't give you this role.
00:10:06But we haven't even started talking.
00:10:08You know the law talk is about feeling.
00:10:10I don't feel your love for her.
00:10:12He's crazy about me.
00:10:15The moment I was divorced,
00:10:17he swooped in with a helicopter proposal.
00:10:21I love you, baby.
00:10:23That's because I just can't wait
00:10:24to spend the rest of my life with you.
00:10:26Come back to me.
00:10:31Or you'll learn to be a proper lover.
00:10:36Jeez.
00:10:36Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director
00:10:39and not some charlatan?
00:10:41Yes.
00:10:41But he did catch you rolling your eyes at me.
00:10:44Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water
00:10:46and a steak?
00:10:47Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper
00:10:49bursting from one extra bite.
00:10:51Oh, you guessed right.
00:10:57Much better now.
00:11:10Can you eat quieter?
00:11:12You're disturbing my reading.
00:11:21You're married?
00:11:23What's up?
00:11:25What?
00:11:25Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:11:27Of course.
00:11:28I can cover your shift today.
00:11:31Where are you going?
00:11:32The contract doesn't require me
00:11:34to report my personal itinerary to you.
00:11:43Aubrey.
00:11:43What are you doing here?
00:11:46You're not stalking me, are you?
00:11:48Listen.
00:11:49Stop harassing me.
00:11:50Tiffany and I are engaged.
00:11:54Sorry to disappoint you,
00:11:55but I'm married too.
00:11:57It's not just you who found someone new.
00:11:59Jim!
00:12:00I told you she put up a front
00:12:02about finding someone else.
00:12:06I do have a husband.
00:12:07And he's hotter,
00:12:09wealthier,
00:12:10and lasts longer in bed than you ever did.
00:12:12If he's so great,
00:12:14when's an old-timer like you
00:12:16still going here serving tapes?
00:12:18Come on, man.
00:12:18Don't just stand there.
00:12:20Serve us.
00:12:22I want hot tea.
00:12:24Jeez.
00:12:34Jeez.
00:12:35You trying to scald me?
00:12:37Hmm.
00:12:46Are you satisfied now?
00:12:48That's better.
00:12:49Drink up, dear.
00:12:50Ouch.
00:12:53This huge diamond ring
00:12:54makes it hard to lift my hand.
00:12:57Check out my engagement ring from Mark.
00:13:00It's whopping two carats.
00:13:03I heard your wedding ring was...
00:13:05a freebie
00:13:07that came with some furniture shopping,
00:13:10wasn't it?
00:13:11Wow.
00:13:12Good for you.
00:13:14And when you guys eventually split,
00:13:16you will get a nice chunk of change
00:13:19from selling this treasure.
00:13:22Don't stupid our level.
00:13:24You,
00:13:25go and get the stakes ready in ten minutes,
00:13:28else I'll be reporting you.
00:13:29I said
00:13:30half an hour
00:13:31when you ordered.
00:13:32Then
00:13:33figure it out.
00:13:34Wait.
00:13:37Tub off my water.
00:13:44Mary,
00:13:45you owe me a proper meal.
00:13:47I refrain from stabbing those two
00:13:48for your job's sake.
00:13:52Aubrey?
00:13:53Why are you waitressing?
00:13:55We're not really married.
00:13:56What I do is none of your business.
00:14:00Let's go.
00:14:01The advertisers are waiting.
00:14:02Keep an eye on her.
00:14:07Make sure nobody messes with her.
00:14:09I'm not her agent.
00:14:10But she's my wife.
00:14:11At least on paper.
00:14:12Okay guys,
00:14:13if you don't need anything else,
00:14:15I'm gonna head out and change shifts.
00:14:17Oh!
00:14:18Oh my god!
00:14:19My ring!
00:14:20It's gone!
00:14:22Since you're the only one serving us,
00:14:24I suspect you stole my ring.
00:14:26Just because you're a bitch
00:14:27doesn't mean everyone is.
00:14:29I wouldn't even want to touch
00:14:31the stuff you've worn,
00:14:32let alone steal it.
00:14:33Denying won't help!
00:14:36It's only you somewhere!
00:14:40See?
00:14:41This is proof.
00:14:46I'm gonna have you
00:14:48fired!
00:14:49No way!
00:14:50You're framing me on purpose!
00:14:51You and your husband are so sweet.
00:15:05You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
00:15:07Sweet?
00:15:09We haven't gotten busy
00:15:11since Thanksgiving
00:15:12three years ago.
00:15:14Look at them!
00:15:15That's what we call sweet.
00:15:17I wish my hubby was like that.
00:15:21That's actually my husband!
00:15:22You jerk!
00:15:23Cheating on me behind my back!
00:15:24Aubrey!
00:15:25Let me explain!
00:15:27Wait!
00:15:27Wait!
00:15:27Wait!
00:15:28Wait!
00:15:29Wait!
00:15:29Stop!
00:15:29Stop!
00:15:30You bastard!
00:15:34Alright!
00:15:34Enough!
00:15:35Cut it out!
00:15:37I...
00:15:38Wouldn't have to be out here.
00:15:39Messing around.
00:15:40If you...
00:15:41Didn't push me...
00:15:42To do it.
00:15:43Look at yourself.
00:15:44Sloppy.
00:15:46You're rude.
00:15:47Totally...
00:15:48All feminine.
00:15:49I want a divorce.
00:15:51Crazy lady.
00:15:53AHHHHH!
00:15:54AHHHHH!
00:15:55AHHHHH!
00:15:56AHHHHH!
00:15:57AHHHHH!
00:15:58AHHHHH!
00:15:59AHHHHH!
00:16:00AHHHHH!
00:16:01AHHHHH!
00:16:02Karma!
00:16:03Get that scumbag!
00:16:04No need for karma!
00:16:05I can handle this myself!
00:16:06Hand me the car key!
00:16:07AHHHHH!
00:16:08AHHHHH!
00:16:09AHHHHH!
00:16:10AHHHHH!
00:16:11AHHHHH!
00:16:12AHHHHH!
00:16:13AHHHHH!
00:16:14AHHHHH!
00:16:15AHHHHH!
00:16:16Chris.
00:16:17Leo snucked the row you wanted.
00:16:18AHHHHH!
00:16:19No way!
00:16:20Why him?
00:16:21Why him?
00:16:22I cannot understand that.
00:16:23He has fewer Instagram followers than me, and his last movie made only $100 million.
00:16:28The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
00:16:32Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
00:16:36But what about you?
00:16:37You're a 40-year-old bachelor, known around town as a total playboy.
00:16:42What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years,
00:16:49but she's married, and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her?
00:16:53You think that would lend me the role?
00:16:55Sounds more like excused me.
00:16:57That's not good enough, huh?
00:16:59Alright.
00:17:00Do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her,
00:17:04vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy?
00:17:09Now that's a story people might buy into.
00:17:12But the problem is, you're just making this up on the spot.
00:17:16Alright.
00:17:17I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:17:26Damn it!
00:17:27Fuck.
00:17:34I'm so sorry.
00:17:35Are you nuts?
00:17:36Nuts?
00:17:40Is that all your men got?
00:17:41Yeah.
00:17:42I'm nuts.
00:17:43But you guys, eat don't cook by nuts.
00:17:45Sleep with nuts.
00:17:46Have kids with nuts.
00:17:47You are the real nuts here.
00:17:49No offense.
00:17:50But I'm Chris Roberts.
00:17:52I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:17:57Only supermodels.
00:18:01Screw you for Chris Roberts!
00:18:03Shit!
00:18:20I sold the house.
00:18:21You got till tonight to move out.
00:18:23Or your stuff will be thrown away.
00:18:28If you want to divorce me, fine!
00:18:30Go ahead!
00:18:31But how dare you sell our house!
00:18:34Without my consent!
00:18:36I'll sue you!
00:18:37Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:18:40Don't mess with me.
00:18:41Or apply for a custody for our son.
00:18:43A jobless housewife like you won't stand a chance.
00:18:47Despicable!
00:18:49So, you divorced?
00:18:51It's none of your business!
00:18:52Marry me!
00:18:53Are you insane?
00:19:00Are you insane?
00:19:04My car's worth 4 million dollars.
00:19:07You wanna talk about marriage?
00:19:09Or compensation?
00:19:12This way, mom.
00:19:17Watch us that, mom.
00:19:18Welcome, ma'am.
00:19:25Welcome, ma'am.
00:19:37Wow!
00:19:38So, it's your house at 5 Central Avenue.
00:19:40I've seen it in a magazine.
00:19:41I've seen it in a magazine.
00:19:42I've seen it in a magazine.
00:19:56So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?
00:20:00No.
00:20:01This is for Elizabeth, my dog.
00:20:03Yours is upstairs.
00:20:04Bigger and better.
00:20:06Forget that.
00:20:07Come sign the contract.
00:20:11Sign this, and you will be my wife.
00:20:14Sorry, what's your name again?
00:20:16Aubrey.
00:20:17Okay.
00:20:18Aubrey.
00:20:19Listen to me.
00:20:20I love you for more than 10 years.
00:20:23I heard that you're divorced.
00:20:25So, I popped the question right away.
00:20:29What? Really?
00:20:30Are you kidding me?
00:20:31Aubrey.
00:20:32Aubrey.
00:20:33This marriage is just for show.
00:20:34I hope you won't catch real feelings for me.
00:20:38Relax.
00:20:39Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating.
00:20:42Great.
00:20:43That's amazing.
00:20:44Once I secure the role and back that Oscar,
00:20:47we'll part our ways smoothly.
00:20:51So, we stuck together until we win an Oscar?
00:20:55Might as well say, till that do us a part.
00:20:58Don't worry about that.
00:20:59I'm gonna pay you an acting salary.
00:21:02The same as I do with my models and actors.
00:21:05No, Chris Roberts.
00:21:06Those actresses must earn a fortune.
00:21:09Considering our attitude,
00:21:10I'm gonna go with minimum wage.
00:21:12Usually, they pay around 500 grand,
00:21:14and now, 150K.
00:21:17That's enough for you.
00:21:19Per year?
00:21:20Per month, of course.
00:21:21Per month, of course.
00:21:35So, you have a son?
00:21:37Don't get me wrong.
00:21:38I just wanna know more about my wife.
00:21:45Yeah.
00:21:47His name is Luke.
00:21:48He's nine.
00:21:50In summer camp,
00:21:51I'm aware of the divorce.
00:21:53Good lord.
00:21:54That looks calorie-packed.
00:21:55First, it's not for you.
00:21:56Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories.
00:21:59Jeez.
00:22:00Touchy.
00:22:01It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic.
00:22:02Keep that up.
00:22:03Another thing,
00:22:04clear your schedule for tomorrow,
00:22:05for meeting the director.
00:22:07Already?
00:22:09This is your first time stepping out as my wife,
00:22:10and I really want you to take it seriously.
00:22:11You need to dress up nicely, alright?
00:22:13Because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife.
00:22:16Come on!
00:22:17This top I'm wearing is like from the society.
00:22:18It's actually all in the room like from the society.
00:22:19I hate when people reduce food to calories.
00:22:21That's not gonna be bad.
00:22:22This is a great deal.
00:22:23That's not gonna be bad.
00:22:24I hate when people reduce food to calories.
00:22:26Jeez, touchy.
00:22:28It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic.
00:22:37Keep that up.
00:22:38supermarket i'll solve this problem right now hey brad didn't you say you could transform any woman
00:22:47oh my god i didn't expect this to be such a huge project but luckily i'm a hollywood stylish
00:22:57all right girls let's get going right here i got it
00:23:03are you okay please watch out please calm down can you sit up back here
00:23:16oh my god are you okay baby
00:23:20are these ladies fashion pieces worth the expense for her
00:23:30she's my wife now so yes it's worth it
00:23:33baby ral i did my best today remember rome wasn't built in the day
00:23:41how do i look
00:23:56wow you're the most beautiful you have ever seen
00:24:01wow you sure ain't sure that asked why aren't you closing the victoria's secrets show this year
00:24:09julia your acting skills surpassed mine
00:24:14that's what handling a big star does to me
00:24:17let's go girls
00:24:18thank you so much guys
00:24:20no problem baby
00:24:21geez how did i not realize my backside has such potential
00:24:27just like kardashians guess you regret this fake marriage now huh
00:24:32god is fair though he didn't bless you with a fury physique
00:24:37he gave you unbrittle confidence
00:24:39wow you're totally gonna nail that role now
00:24:46we look so perfect together
00:24:48it's a match made in heaven
00:24:50no no no there's no spark between you two
00:25:05you don't love your wife at all
00:25:06i'm sorry that i can't give you this role
00:25:08but we haven't even started talking
00:25:11you know the law talk is about feeling
00:25:13i don't feel your love for her
00:25:15he's crazy about me
00:25:18the moment i was divorced he swooped in with a helicopter proposal
00:25:22i love you baby
00:25:25that's because i just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
00:25:30come back to me
00:25:35or you'll learn to be a proper
00:25:36jeez
00:25:39are you sure he's top hollywood's director
00:25:42and not some charlatan
00:25:44yes but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me
00:25:47maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water
00:25:49any steak
00:25:50perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper
00:25:52bursting from one extra bite
00:25:54you guessed right
00:25:56much better now
00:26:02can you eat quieter
00:26:15you're disturbing my reading
00:26:17you're married
00:26:26what's up
00:26:27what your daughter's in the hospital with a fever
00:26:30yeah of course i can cover your shift today
00:26:32where are you going
00:26:35the contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you
00:26:39albry
00:26:47what are you doing here
00:26:49you're not stalking me are you
00:26:51listen
00:26:52stop harassing me
00:26:53tiffany and i are engaged
00:26:55sorry to disappoint you
00:26:58but i'm married too
00:27:00it's not just you who found someone new
00:27:02jim
00:27:03i told you she put up a front about finding someone else
00:27:06i do have a husband
00:27:10and he's hotter
00:27:12wealthier
00:27:13and lasts longer in bed than you ever did
00:27:15if he's so great
00:27:17when's an old timer like you still going here serving tapes
00:27:21come on man
00:27:22don't just stand there
00:27:23serve us
00:27:24i want
00:27:26hot tea
00:27:27jeez
00:27:38you trying to scald me
00:27:40are you satisfied now
00:27:51that's better
00:27:52drink up dear
00:27:54ouch
00:27:55this huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand
00:28:00check out my engagement ring from mark
00:28:03it's whopping two carats
00:28:05i heard your wedding ring was
00:28:08a freebie that came with some furniture shopping
00:28:13wasn't it
00:28:14wow
00:28:15good for you
00:28:17and when you guys eventually split
00:28:19you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure
00:28:24don't stupid or level
00:28:27you
00:28:28go and get the steaks ready in ten minutes
00:28:31else
00:28:31i'll be reporting you
00:28:32i said
00:28:33half an hour
00:28:35when you ordered
00:28:35then
00:28:36figured it out
00:28:37wait
00:28:39pop off my water
00:28:41mary
00:28:48you owe me a proper meal
00:28:49i'll refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake
00:28:52aubry
00:28:56why are you waitressing
00:28:58we're not really married
00:28:59what i do is none of your business
00:29:01let's go
00:29:04the advertisers are waiting
00:29:06keep an eye on her
00:29:10make sure nobody messes with her
00:29:12i'm not her agent
00:29:13but she's my wife
00:29:14at least on paper
00:29:15okay guys
00:29:16if you don't need anything else
00:29:18i'm gonna head out and change shifts
00:29:19oh my god
00:29:22my ring
00:29:23it's gone
00:29:24since you're the only one serving us
00:29:27i suspect you stole my ring
00:29:29just because you're a bitch
00:29:30doesn't mean everyone is
00:29:32i wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn
00:29:35let alone steal it
00:29:36denying won't help
00:29:38let's arm you somewhere
00:29:41see
00:29:44this is proof
00:29:46i'm gonna have you
00:29:51fired
00:29:52no way
00:29:53you're framing me on purpose
00:29:54got it
00:30:01get the restaurant owner over here for me
00:30:03you and your husband are so sweet
00:30:08you always remember to buy his favorite pizza
00:30:11sweet
00:30:12we haven't gotten busy since thanksgiving three years ago
00:30:16look at them
00:30:18that's what we call sweet
00:30:20i wish my hubby was like that
00:30:22fuck that's actually my husband
00:30:25you jerk cheating on me behind my back
00:30:27Aubrey
00:30:28let me explain
00:30:30wait wait wait
00:30:31stop
00:30:33all right enough
00:30:38cut it out
00:30:39i wouldn't have to be out here
00:30:42messing around
00:30:43if you didn't push me
00:30:46to do it
00:30:47look at yourself
00:30:48sloppy
00:30:48you're rude
00:30:50totally
00:30:51totally
00:30:52all feminine
00:30:53i want a divorce
00:30:55crazy lady
00:30:57no need for karma
00:31:07i can handle this myself
00:31:08hand me the car key
00:31:09chris
00:31:20leo snipe the row you wanted
00:31:22no way
00:31:23why him
00:31:25i cannot understand that
00:31:26he has fewer instagram followers than me
00:31:29and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars
00:31:31the director's looking for a guy
00:31:33who's totally devoted to his wife
00:31:35leo and his wife are hollywood's poster couple
00:31:38for true love
00:31:39what about you
00:31:40you're a 40 euro bachelor
00:31:42known around town
00:31:44as a total playboy
00:31:45what if
00:31:46i told everyone
00:31:48that i've actually been in love
00:31:50with one woman for all those years
00:31:52but she's married
00:31:53and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her
00:31:56you think that would lend me the role
00:31:58sounds more like excused me
00:32:00that's not good enough huh
00:32:02all right
00:32:03do i have to say she just got divorced
00:32:05and i'm rushing to marry her
00:32:07vowing to never look at another supermodel again
00:32:10to prove i can be a committed guy
00:32:12now that's a story people might buy into
00:32:15but the problem is
00:32:17you're just making this up on the spot
00:32:19all right
00:32:20i wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real
00:32:26damn it
00:32:30fuck
00:32:31i'm so sorry
00:32:38are you nuts
00:32:39nuts
00:32:40is that all your men got
00:32:44yeah i'm nuts
00:32:46but you guys eat both cooked by nuts
00:32:48sleep with nuts
00:32:49have kids with nuts
00:32:50you are the real nuts here
00:32:52no offense
00:32:53but i'm chris roberts
00:32:55i only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old
00:32:58only supermodels
00:33:01only supermodels
00:33:02screw you fuck chris roberts
00:33:06i sold the house
00:33:24you got till tonight to move out
00:33:26or your stuff will be thrown away
00:33:29if you want to divorce me
00:33:32fine
00:33:33go ahead
00:33:34but how dare you sell our house
00:33:37without my consent
00:33:39i'll sue you
00:33:41think you can afford a lawyer
00:33:42don't mess with me
00:33:44or apply for the custody for our son
00:33:46a jobless housewife like you
00:33:48won't stand a chance
00:33:49despicable
00:33:51so
00:33:52you divorced
00:33:53it's none of your business
00:33:55marry me
00:33:56are you insane
00:34:04my car's worth 4 million dollars
00:34:09you want to talk about marriage
00:34:12or compensation
00:34:14this way mom
00:34:16watch us stop mom
00:34:22welcome mom
00:34:29wow
00:34:40so it's your house at 5 central avenue
00:34:43i've seen it in a magazine
00:34:45so
00:34:59i get a room like this
00:35:01for a fake marriage
00:35:02no
00:35:03this is for elizabeth
00:35:05my dog
00:35:05yours is upstairs
00:35:06bigger and better
00:35:08forget that
00:35:10come sign the contract
00:35:11sign this
00:35:15and you will be my wife
00:35:16sorry what's your name again
00:35:18aubrey
00:35:19okay
00:35:20aubrey
00:35:21listen to me
00:35:22i love you
00:35:23for more than 10 years
00:35:25i heard
00:35:26that you're divorced
00:35:27so
00:35:29i popped the question right away
00:35:31what
00:35:32really
00:35:33are you kidding me
00:35:34aubrey
00:35:35this marriage is just for show
00:35:37i hope you won't catch real feelings for me
00:35:40relax
00:35:42not falling for you
00:35:43as easy as drinking and eating
00:35:45great
00:35:45that's amazing
00:35:46once i secure the role
00:35:48and back that oscar
00:35:49we'll part our ways
00:35:51smoothly
00:35:53so we stuck together
00:35:56until we win an oscar
00:35:57might as well say
00:36:00till that do us a part
00:36:01don't worry about that
00:36:02i'm gonna pay you an acting salary
00:36:05the same as i do with my models and actors
00:36:07you're chris roberts
00:36:09those actresses must earn a fortune
00:36:12considering our attitude
00:36:13i'm gonna go with minimum wage
00:36:15usually they pay around 500 grand
00:36:17and now
00:36:18150k
00:36:19that's enough for you
00:36:21per year
00:36:23per month of course
00:36:24so you have a son
00:36:38don't get me wrong
00:36:41just want to know more about my wife
00:36:43yeah
00:36:48his name is luke
00:36:51he's nine
00:36:51in summer camp
00:36:54unaware of the divorce
00:36:55good lord
00:37:06that looks calorie packed
00:37:08first
00:37:09it's not for you
00:37:10second
00:37:11i hate when people reduce food to calories
00:37:13geez
00:37:15touchy
00:37:16it'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic
00:37:20keep that up
00:37:21another thing
00:37:22clear your schedule for tomorrow
00:37:24we're meeting the director
00:37:25already?
00:37:28this is your first time stepping out as my wife
00:37:30and i really want you to take it seriously
00:37:32need to dress up nicely alright
00:37:34because it's gonna be the first time
00:37:36that you're gonna act as my wife
00:37:38come on
00:37:39this top i'm wearing is like from the supermarket
00:37:41i'll solve this problem right now
00:37:44hey brad
00:37:46didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:37:51oh my god
00:37:54i didn't expect this to be such a huge project
00:37:57but luckily i'm a hollywood stylish
00:38:00alright girls
00:38:01let's get going
00:38:03right here
00:38:06i got it
00:38:06i got it
00:38:08oh my god
00:38:09are you okay baby?
00:38:23are these ladies fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:38:34she's my wife now
00:38:35so yes
00:38:35it's worth it
00:38:36baby ral i did my best today
00:38:41remember rome wasn't built in the day
00:38:45how do i look?
00:38:59wow
00:39:01you're the most beautiful you have ever seen
00:39:04wow
00:39:08you sure ain't sure of that ass
00:39:09why aren't you closing the victoria's secrets show this year?
00:39:14julia
00:39:15her acting skills surpassed mine
00:39:17that's what handling a big story does to me
00:39:20let's go girls
00:39:21thank you so much guys
00:39:23no problem baby
00:39:24jeez
00:39:27how did i not realize my backside has such potential?
00:39:30just like kardashians
00:39:32guess you regret this fake marriage now huh?
00:39:36god is fair
00:39:38though he didn't bless you with a fury physique
00:39:40he gave you unbridled confidence
00:39:42wow
00:39:47you're totally gonna nail that role now
00:39:49we look so perfect together
00:39:51it's a match
00:39:53made in heaven
00:39:54no no no
00:40:05there's no spark between you two
00:40:08you don't love your wife at all
00:40:10i'm sorry that i can't give you this role
00:40:12but we haven't even started talking
00:40:14you know the law talk is about feeling
00:40:16i don't feel your love for her
00:40:19he's crazy about me
00:40:22the moment i was divorced
00:40:23he swooped in with a helicopter proposal
00:40:28i love you baby
00:40:29that's because i just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
00:40:33come back to me or you'll learn to be a proper
00:40:42jeez
00:40:43are you sure he's top hollywood's director and not some charlatan?
00:40:47yes but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me
00:40:50maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water
00:40:52any steak?
00:40:53perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper bursting from one extra bite
00:40:59you guessed right
00:41:04much better now
00:41:05can you eat quieter?
00:41:18you're disturbing my reading
00:41:20you're married?
00:41:30what's up?
00:41:30what?
00:41:31your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:41:33yeah of course
00:41:34i can cover your shift today
00:41:37where are you going?
00:41:39the contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you
00:41:42aubrey
00:41:51what are you doing here?
00:41:52you're not stalking me are you?
00:41:54listen
00:41:55stop harassing me
00:41:57tiffany and i are engaged
00:42:00sorry to disappoint you
00:42:02but i'm married too
00:42:03it's not just you who found someone new
00:42:05jim
00:42:07i told you she put up a friend about finding someone else
00:42:12i do have a husband
00:42:14and he's hotter
00:42:16wealthier
00:42:16and lasts longer in bed than you ever did
00:42:19if he's so great
00:42:20when's an old timer like you still going here serving tapes
00:42:24come on man
00:42:25don't just stand there
00:42:26serve us
00:42:29i want hot tea
00:42:30jeez
00:42:42you trying to scald me
00:42:53are you satisfied now?
00:42:54that's better
00:42:56drink up dear
00:42:57ouch
00:42:59this huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand
00:43:04check out my engagement ring from mark
00:43:06it's whopping two carats
00:43:09i heard your wedding ring was
00:43:13a freebie that came with some furniture shopping
00:43:17wasn't it?
00:43:17wow
00:43:19good for you
00:43:20and when you guys eventually split
00:43:23you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure
00:43:29don't stoop to our level
00:43:31you go and get the sticks ready in 10 minutes
00:43:34else i'll be reporting you
00:43:35i said
00:43:37half an hour when you ordered
00:43:39then figure it out
00:43:42wait
00:43:43tub off my water
00:43:44mary
00:43:50mary
00:43:51you owe me a proper meal
00:43:53i refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake
00:43:59aubry
00:44:00why are you waitressing?
00:44:01we're not really married
00:44:02what i do is none of your business
00:44:07let's go
00:44:08the advertisers are waiting
00:44:09keep an eye on her
00:44:14make sure nobody messes with her
00:44:15i'm not her agent
00:44:16but she's my wife
00:44:18at least on paper
00:44:19okay guys
00:44:19if you don't need anything else
00:44:21i'm gonna head out and change this
00:44:24oh my god
00:44:25my ring
00:44:26it's gone
00:44:28since you're the only one serving us
00:44:30i suspect you stole my ring
00:44:32just because you're a bitch
00:44:34doesn't mean everyone is
00:44:35i wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn
00:44:38let alone steal it
00:44:40deny it won't help
00:44:42let's all meet you somewhere
00:44:47see
00:44:48this is proof
00:44:53i'm gonna have you fired
00:44:56no way you're framing me on purpose
00:45:03got it get the restaurant owner over here for me
00:45:08you and your husband are so sweet
00:45:12you always remember to buy his favorite pizza
00:45:14sweet?
00:45:16we haven't gotten busy since thanksgiving three years ago
00:45:21look at them
00:45:22that's what we call sweet
00:45:23i wish my hubby was like that
00:45:27that's actually my husband
00:45:28you jerk cheating on me behind my back
00:45:30over it
00:45:31over it
00:45:32let me explain
00:45:33wait wait wait wait wait stop
00:45:40all right enough cut it out
00:45:43i wouldn't have to be out here
00:45:46messing around if you didn't push me to do it
00:45:50look at yourself sloppy
00:45:53you're rude
00:45:54totally
00:45:55all feminine
00:45:57i want a divorce
00:45:59crazy lady
00:46:08come on we'll get that scum back
00:46:10no need for karma i can handle this myself
00:46:12hand me the car key
00:46:13no
00:46:26no way
00:46:26why him
00:46:28i cannot understand that
00:46:30he has fewer instagram followers than me
00:46:32and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars
00:46:35the director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife
00:46:38leo and his wife are hollywood's poster couple for true love
00:46:42but what about you
00:46:44you're a 40 year old bachelor known around town as a total playboy
00:46:49what if i told everyone that i've actually been in love with one woman for all those years
00:46:56but she's married and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her
00:47:00you think that would lend me the role
00:47:01sounds more like excuse to me
00:47:04that's not good enough huh
00:47:06all right
00:47:07do i have to say she just got divorced and i'm rushing to marry her
00:47:10vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove i can be a committed guy
00:47:15now that's a story people might buy into
00:47:19but the problem is you're just making this up on the spot
00:47:23all right
00:47:26i wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real
00:47:29i'm so sorry
00:47:42are you nuts nuts
00:47:46is that all your men got yeah i'm nuts but you guys eat don't cook by nuts sleep with nuts have
00:47:53kids with nuts you are the real nuts here no offense but i'm chris roberts i only sleep with supermodels
00:48:00under 25 years old
00:48:03only supermodels
00:48:07screw you fuck chris roberts
00:48:10i saw the house you got till tonight to move out or your stuff will be thrown away
00:48:32if you want to divorce me fine go ahead but how dare you sell our house without my consent
00:48:43i'll sue you think you can afford a lawyer don't mess with me or apply for the custody
00:48:49for a star jobless housewife like you won't stand a chance despicable
00:48:54so you divorced it's none of your business marry me
00:49:06were you insane
00:49:10my car's worth four million dollars you want to talk about marriage or compensation
00:49:19this way ma'am
00:49:20what's your step ma'am
00:49:32welcome ma'am
00:49:43wow so it's your house at 5 central avenue i've seen it in a magazine
00:49:50so i get a room like this for a fake marriage
00:50:06no this is for elizabeth my dog yours is upstairs bigger and better
00:50:12forget that come sign the contract
00:50:17sign this and you will be my wife sorry what's your name again
00:50:22aubrey okay aubrey listen to me i love you for more than 10 years i heard that you're divorced
00:50:31so i popped the question right away
00:50:35what really are you kidding me
00:50:37aubrey this marriage is just for show i hope you won't catch real feelings for me
00:50:45relax not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating great that's amazing
00:50:50once i secure the role and back that oscar
00:50:53we'll part our ways smoothly
00:50:58so we stuck together until we win an oscar
00:51:00might as well say so that do us a part don't worry about that i'm gonna pay you an acting salary
00:51:08the same as i do with my models and actors
00:51:11you're chris roberts those actresses must earn a fortune
00:51:15considering our attitude i'm gonna go with minimum wage usually they pay around 500 grand and now
00:51:22150k that's enough for you
00:51:24per year per month of course
00:51:41so you have a son don't get me wrong just want to know more about my wife
00:51:46yeah his name is luke he's nine in summer camp unaware of the divorce
00:52:08good lord that looks calorie packed
00:52:11first it's not for you second i hate when people reduce food to calories
00:52:18jeez touchy it'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic
00:52:24keep that up another thing clear your schedule for tomorrow we're meeting the director
00:52:30already this is your first time stepping out as my wife and i really want you to take it seriously
00:52:36need to dress up nicely all right because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act
00:52:40as my wife come on this top i'm wearing is like from the supermarket i'll solve this problem right
00:52:47now hey brad didn't you say you could transform any woman oh my god i didn't expect this to be such a
00:52:59huge project but luckily i'm a hollywood stylish all right girls let's get going
00:53:06this one right here
00:53:09i got it
00:53:19are you okay
00:53:19are you okay
00:53:20watch out please calm down
00:53:22can you sit up back here
00:53:23sit down
00:53:24get him out here
00:53:24oh my god are you okay baby
00:53:26are these ladies fashion pieces worth the expense for her she's my wife now so yes it's worth it
00:53:39baby well i did my best today remember rome wasn't built in the day
00:53:56how do i look wow you're the most beautiful you have ever seen
00:54:10wow you sure ensure that asked why are you closing the victoria's secrets show this year
00:54:17julia your acting skills surpassed mine
00:54:21that's what handling a big story does to me
00:54:24let's go girls thank you so much guys no problem baby
00:54:29geez how did i not realize my backside has such potential
00:54:34just like kardashians guess you regret this fake marriage now huh
00:54:40god is fair though he didn't bless you with a fury physique he gave you unbrittle confidence
00:54:50wow you're totally gonna nail that role now we look so perfect together
00:54:55it's a match made in heaven
00:55:08no no no there's no spark between you two you don't love your wife at all
00:55:13i'm sorry that i can't give you this role
00:55:15but we haven't even started talking
00:55:17you know the law talk is about feeling i don't feel your love for her
00:55:23he's crazy about me the moment i was divorced he swooped in with a helicopter proposal
00:55:31i love you baby that's because i just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
00:55:36come back to me where you'll learn to be a proper
00:55:45jeez are you sure he's top hollywood's director and not some charlatan
00:55:51yes but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me
00:55:54maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water any steak
00:55:56perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper bursting from one extra bite
00:56:01oh you guessed right
00:56:07much better now
00:56:15can you eat quieter you're disturbing my reading
00:56:32you're married what's up what your daughter's in the hospital with a fever
00:56:37yeah of course i can cover your shift today
00:56:38where are you going the contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you
00:56:53albry what are you doing here you're not stalking me are you
00:56:58listen stop harassing me tiffany and i are engaged
00:57:02sorry to disappoint you but i'm married too it's not just you who found someone new
00:57:09jim i told you she put up a front about finding someone else
00:57:16i do have a husband and he's hotter wealthier and lasts longer in bed than you ever did
00:57:22if he's so great when's an old timer like you still going here serving tapes come on man don't just
00:57:29stand there serve us i want hot tea
00:57:43jeez you trying to sculpt me
00:57:46are you satisfied now that's better drink up dear
00:58:01ouch this huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand
00:58:07check out my engagement ring from mark it's whopping two carrots
00:58:12i heard your wedding ring was a freebie that came with some furniture shopping
00:58:20wasn't it wow good for you and when you guys eventually split
00:58:26you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure
00:58:32don't stupid or level you go and get the sticks ready in 10 minutes else i'll be reporting you i said
00:58:39half an hour when you ordered then figure it out wait top of my water
00:58:54mary you owe me a proper meal i refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake
00:59:02aubry why are you waitressing we're not really married what i do is none of your business
00:59:10let's go the advertisers are waiting keep an eye on her make sure nobody messes with her i'm not her
00:59:19agent but she's my wife at least on paper okay guys if you don't need anything else i'm gonna head
00:59:25out and change shifts oh my god my ring it's gone since you're the only one serving us i suspect you
00:59:34stole my ring just because you're a bitch doesn't mean everyone is i wouldn't even want to touch the
00:59:40stuff you want let alone steal it deny it won't help let's arm you somewhere
00:59:50see this is proof
00:59:52i'm gonna have you fired no way you're framing me on purpose
01:00:07got it get the restaurant owner over here for me
01:00:09you and your husband are so sweet you always remember to buy his favorite pizza
01:00:18sweet we haven't gotten busy since thanksgiving three years ago
01:00:23look at them that's what we call sweet i wish my hubby was like that
01:00:30that's actually my husband you jerk cheating on me behind my back
01:00:34i'll break let me explain wait wait wait wait wait stop
01:00:43all right enough cut it out
01:00:47i wouldn't have to be out here messing around if you didn't push me to do it
01:00:53look at yourself sloppy you're rude totally unfeminine i want a divorce crazy lady
01:01:11karma will get that scumbag no need for karma i can handle this myself hand me the car key
01:01:23the car key is
01:01:26chris leo snucked the row you wanted
01:01:29no way why him i cannot understand that he has fewer instagram followers than me and his last
01:01:36movie made only a hundred million dollars the director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted
01:01:41to his wife leo and his wife are hollywood's poster couple for true love but what about you
01:01:46you're a 40 euro bachelor known around town as a total playboy what if i told everyone that i've
01:01:55actually been in love with one woman for all those years but she's married and all my wild dating was
01:02:01just to try and forget her you think that would lend me the role sounds more like excused me
01:02:07that's not good enough huh all right do i have to say she just got divorced and i'm rushing to marry her
01:02:14vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove i can be a committed guy
01:02:19now that's a story people might buy into but the problem is you're just making this up on the spot
01:02:29i wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real
01:02:32i'm so sorry are you nuts nuts
01:02:50is that all your men got yeah i'm nuts but you guys eat good coke by nuts sleep with nuts have
01:02:56kids with nuts you are the real nuts here no offense but i'm chris roberts
01:03:01i only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old only supermodels
01:03:11screw you
01:03:11i saw the house you got till tonight to move out or your stuff will be thrown away
01:03:35if you want to divorce me fine go ahead but how dare you sell our house without my consent
01:03:46i'll sue you think you can afford a lawyer don't mess with me or apply for the custody for our
01:03:52star jobless housewife like you won't stand a chance despicable so you divorced it's none of your business
01:04:02marry me
01:04:10are you insane
01:04:14my car's worth four million dollars you want to talk about marriage or compensation
01:04:20this way mom
01:04:27watch us that mom
01:04:35welcome
01:04:35wow
01:04:46wow so it's your house at five central avenue i've seen it in a magazine
01:05:01so i get a room like this for fake marriage no this is for elizabeth my dog yours is upstairs bigger and
01:05:14better forget that come sign the contract
01:05:17sign this and you will be my wife sorry what's your name again
01:05:25aubrey okay aubrey listen to me i love you for more than 10 years i heard that you're divorced
01:05:35so i popped the question right away
01:05:37what really are you kidding me aubrey this marriage is just for show i hope you won't catch
01:05:45real feelings for me relax not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating great that's amazing
01:05:53once i secure the role and back that oscar we'll part our ways smoothly
01:06:00so we stuck together until we win an oscar might as well say so that do us apart don't worry about
01:06:08that i'm gonna pay you an acting salary the same as i do with my models and actors
01:06:14no chris roberts those actresses must earn a fortune considering our attitude i'm gonna go
01:06:20with minimum wage usually they pay around 500 grand and now 150k that's enough for you
01:06:27per year per month of course
01:06:44so you have a son don't get me wrong just want to know more about my wife
01:06:49yeah his name is luke he's nine in summer camp unaware of the divorce
01:07:11good lord that looks calorie packed
01:07:14first it's not for you second i hate when people reduce food to calories
01:07:21jeez touchy it'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic
01:07:27keep that up another thing clear your schedule for tomorrow we're meeting the director
01:07:33already this is your first time stepping out as my wife and i really want you to take it seriously
01:07:39you need to dress up nicely all right because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as
01:07:44my wife come on this top i'm wearing is like from the supermarket i'll solve this problem right now
01:07:52hey brad didn't you say you could transform any woman
01:07:56oh my god i didn't expect this to be such a huge project but luckily i'm a hollywood stylish all right
01:08:07girls let's get going
01:08:09let's get out of the way right here right here i got it
01:08:24watch out please calm down can you set up back here
01:08:26sit down get it back here oh my god are you okay baby
01:08:30are these ladies fashion pieces worth the expense for her she's my wife now so yes it's worth it
01:08:43baby well i did my best today remember rome wasn't built in the day
01:09:05how do i look wow you're the most beautiful you have ever seen
01:09:14wow you sure ain't sure that ass why aren't you closing the victoria's secret show this year
01:09:20julia your acting skills surpassed mine
01:09:24that's what handling a big star does to me
01:09:27let's go girls thank you so much guys no problem baby
01:09:32geez how did i not realize my backside has such potential
01:09:37just like kardashians guess you regret this fake marriage now huh
01:09:43god is fair though he didn't bless you with a fury physique he gave you unbrittle confidence
01:09:53wow you're totally gonna nail that role now we look so perfect together
01:09:57no no no no there's no spark between you two you don't love your wife at all i'm sorry that
01:10:17i can't give you this room but we haven't even started talking you know the law talk is about
01:10:22feeling i don't feel your love for her he's crazy about me the moment i was divorced he swooped in with
01:10:31a helicopter proposal i love you baby that's because i just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
01:10:39come back to me where you'll learn to be a proper
01:10:49geez are you sure he's top hollywood's director and not some charlatan yes but he did catch you
01:10:55rolling your eyes at me maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water any steak perhaps that's
01:11:00to avoid your dress zipper bursting from one extra bite oh you guessed right
01:11:06much better now
01:11:22can you eat quieter you're disturbing my reading
01:11:35you're married what's up what your daughter's in the hospital with a fever yeah of course i can
01:11:41cover your shift today where are you going the contract doesn't require me to report my personal
01:11:48itinerary to you
01:11:56aubrey what are you doing here you're not stalking me are you listen stop harassing me tiffany and i are
01:12:04engaged sorry to disappoint you but i'm married too it's not just you who found someone new
01:12:12jim i told you she put up a friend about finding someone else
01:12:19i do have a husband and he's hotter wealthier and lasts longer in bed than you ever did if he's so
01:12:26great when's an old timer like you still going here serving tapes come on man don't just stand there
01:12:33service i want hot tea
01:12:47jeez you trying to sculpt me
01:12:49are you satisfied now that's better drink up dear ouch this huge diamond ring make it hard to lift my
01:13:09hand check out my engagement ring from mark it's whopping two carrots i heard your wedding ring was
01:13:20a freebie that came with some furniture shopping wasn't it wow good for you and when you guys
01:13:28eventually split you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure don't stupid or level you
01:13:38go and get the sticks ready in 10 minutes else i'll be reporting you i said
01:13:44half an hour when you ordered then figure it out wait tub off my water
01:13:51mary you owe me a proper meal i refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake
01:14:06aubry why are you waitressing we're not really married what i do is none of your business
01:14:14let's go the advertisers are waiting
01:14:16keep an eye on her make sure nobody messes with her i'm not her agent but she's my wife at least
01:14:24on paper okay guys if you don't need anything else i'm gonna head out and change shifts
01:14:31oh my god my ring it's gone since you're the only one serving us i suspect you stole my ring just
01:14:39because you're a bitch doesn't mean everyone is i wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn
01:14:45let alone steal it then now you won't help it's only you somewhere
01:14:53see this is proof
01:15:00i'm gonna have you fired no way you're framing me on purpose
01:15:10got it get the restaurant owner over here for me
01:15:15it get the restaurant owner over here for me
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01:15:21so
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