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From The Secret War of Lisa Simpsons
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00:00Oh, I won't be gettin' up soon.
00:04Testing.
00:08Testing.
00:11Hmm.
00:13Hmm.
00:15Hmm.
00:17Hmm.
00:20Testing.
00:32Testing.
00:37Testing! Testing!
00:43You've got to see that!
00:56You really did it this time, Bart!
00:58You're in for the punishment of a lifetime!
01:01When do you expect the ringing will stop?
01:04In about 10 to 15 seconds.
01:07I certainly hope so!
01:10That's better.
01:13Now, about your punishment, young man.
01:15I know. I'll go to my room and think about what I did.
01:18No, I know. Your room is full of toys.
01:21You're going to the, uh, garage.
01:23You're the boss.
01:25I tell you, Chief, I just don't know what we're going to do with him.
01:29You know, you do have options.
01:32For example, there are behavior-modifying drugs.
01:35How wedded are you to the Bart you know?
01:38Not very.
01:39No! No drugs!
01:41Bart just needs a little discipline.
01:43Uh, hey, what about military school?
01:45It set my brother straight.
01:47Now he owns and operates a famous cave.
01:49Hmm, you know, maybe Chief Wickham is right.
01:52Military school is a good idea.
01:55Oh, you're a good idea.
01:56He's a good idea.
01:58Can you see the elephant in the middle of the back?
02:00He's a good idea.
02:02Ah, son!
02:03What do you think a dinosaur was that?
02:04No, he's a good idea.
02:05No, he's a good idea.
02:06Good idea.
02:07chunks, eh, frog, frog.