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When he dons an ancient Nordic mask, Stanley Ipkiss (Carrey) moves at warp speed, knows your every desire, satisfies your every whim and dances like Fred Astaire, Gumby and Baryshnikov combined. He's s-s-s-smokin'! Jim Carrey and Cameron Diaz star in this story of a sweet, socially inept bank teller who discovers a mask that transforms him into a superhero ... but one whom you may not want to call for help.

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00:00Why don't you just sit back and relax, okay?
00:09I've got a change for the party.
00:30Need a pack of cigarettes?
00:45Which brand, sir?
00:46Ah, it doesn't matter, I don't smoke.
00:47But for you, I would shoot the Surgeon General.
00:51Mayor Tilton, may we have a word for you?
00:54Well, I always have time for the press and my loyal constituents.
01:00Come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:30Come on, come on, come on.
01:34Let me out of these cuffs, Impkis.
01:36You'd drive it like a maniac.
01:37I'm sorry, we're already late for the ball.
01:39Right.
01:40Alice and the White Rabbit are going to be really disappointed.
01:42Now you're being cynical.
01:46Who the hell are you?
01:48I'm just the next employee who's come for his back pay.
01:53Or should I stay paid back?
01:57Torian?
01:59Kill him!
02:01Come on!
02:12Come on!
02:21Come on!
02:21Come on!
02:23Ladies and gentlemen, I will be your host for the remainder of the evening.
02:53Ipkis, get your dog away from me.
03:04I'm sorry, he seems to be attracted to you.
03:06Wait a minute.
03:07Where is everybody?
03:08Something's not kosher here.
03:09Exactly!
03:10Watch it!
03:11I'm sorry.
03:12I'm coming up to lock you in.
03:14Use the radio.
03:16What?
03:17You know, call for backup or something.
03:21Milo, this could be dangerous.
03:24You stay here and be a good boy.
03:27Daddy's gonna have to go kick some ass.
03:33He's a dead man.
03:35Go!
03:36Go!
03:37All right, come on.
03:38I ain't gonna lie.
03:39Come on, line him up up here.
03:40Get easy.
03:41I got the point.
03:42Blow it!
03:55Bastard!
03:56What's the matter, darling?
03:57This is your big production number.
04:09And you know it's important to go out with a big bang!
04:18Charlie!
04:19What are you doing here?
04:21Look, take this gun.
04:22Start sneaking people out the back.
04:23Right.
04:24You two, step back!
04:25You don't know who you're talking to, dude.
04:26I'm talking to a dead man if you don't step back like I said.
04:27Hey!
04:28Don't you have respect for law and order?
04:29What kind of thug are you, huh?
04:30It's all set, Dorian.
04:31Excellent.
04:32This party's over.
04:33In ten minutes.
05:02Now, we start trying to find out something yes we have a redודה flag.
05:16There we go.
05:17There's nothing wrong with any Aberdeen lutin.
05:19Mr. Tom?
05:20You can find him here for not to lie.
05:22The sprawd solution is what he looks more like and order.
05:24For the Arizona people, who
05:30BRIAN works.

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