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  • 6 days ago
When he finds an ancient Nordic mask, Stanley Ipkiss (Carrey) moves at warp speed, knows your every desire, satisfies your every whim and dances like Fred Astaire, Gumby and Baryshnikov combined. He's s-s-s-smokin'! Jim Carrey and Cameron Diaz star in this story of a sweet, socially inept bank teller who discovers a mask that transforms him into a superhero ... but one whom you may not want to call for help.

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00:00I have a reservation.
00:01Come on, dude.
00:02You're not on the list, you're not in the club, all right?
00:21Howdy!
00:23Are you on the list?
00:30I knew.
00:32But I believe my friends are.
00:33Perhaps you know them.
00:35Franklin, Grant, and...
00:37Jackson.
00:38Jackson!
00:39Jackson!
00:40Jackson!
00:41Jackson!
00:42Jackson!
00:43Jackson!
00:44Jackson!
00:45Jackson!
00:46Jackson!
00:47Jackson!
00:48Nobody's getting in!
00:52And now we present to you the most beautiful flower of the Coco Bongo, Miss Tina Carlyne.
00:57Jackson!
01:13Beautiful.
01:16Love makes me treat you the way that I do.
01:21Gee, baby, ain't I good to you?
01:26There's nothing too good for a boy that's so true.
01:31Gee, baby, ain't I good to you?
01:36I bought you a fur coat for Christmas, a diamond ring, a Cadillac car and everything.
01:47Love makes me treat you the way that I do.
01:52Gee, baby, ain't I good to you?
01:57Love makes me treat you the way that I do.
02:02Gee, baby, ain't I good to you?
02:07There's nothing too good for a man so true.
02:13Gee, honey, ain't I good to you?
02:17What the hell are you doing?
02:18We got trouble.
02:19You better come upstairs.
02:20Come on, let's go.
02:21Gee, baby, ain't I good to you?
02:24Gee, baby, ain't I good to you?
02:25Gee, baby, ain't I good to you?
02:27What the hell are you doing?
02:28We got trouble.
02:29You better come upstairs.
02:30Come on, let's go.
02:33Gee, baby, ain't I good to you?
02:36They got me taxes for what I gave to you?
02:39Taxes for what I gave to you
02:43She made me an anchor to you
02:47Let's rock this joint
03:17Let's rock this joint
03:47Let's rock this joint
04:17Let's rock this joint
04:46Let's rock this
04:48Eddie, who did this man?
04:53Who?
04:55Him
04:56Him
04:57That's the guy
04:59That guy dancing with Tina
05:02He's dead in need
05:03Come on
05:05Hey
05:05Hey
05:07Hey
05:09Hey
05:10Hey
05:11Hey
05:13Wow
05:43Hello close close moment you think I'm joking come on
06:13Get out of here
06:15Get lost
06:17Okay twinkle toes
06:19I want to know what my money is and I want to know right now
06:21Okay
06:27You've got 17.5% in T-bills amortized over the fiscal year
06:318% in stocks and bonds carry the 9 to buy by the gross national product
06:35Fortunately funeral bouquets are deductible
06:39Ice this deadbeat
06:43Oh
06:45Oh
06:47Shoot him
06:49Put him
06:51Hi hi hi hi
06:53Thank you very much
06:55Oh
07:01Oh
07:03You got me partner
07:05Hold me closer head
07:19It's getting dark
07:21It's getting dark
07:27Tell Annie Em to let her yell her out
07:33Tell Tony Tim I won't be coming to him this Christmas
07:41Tell Scarlet I do give a damn
07:43Pardon me
07:49Pardon me
07:59Thank you
08:01You love me
08:03You really love me
08:11You're not going anywhere
08:21I bet Terrell
08:23I'm sorry
08:24Tell í™”
08:25That's all
08:31You're welcome
08:33I'm sorry
08:35You're welcome
08:37It's getting interactive

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