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00:00I don't know.
01:00Oh, then.
01:09You okay?
01:13Cup of tea.
01:30You two were spotted by a colleague riding your bikes when you weren't on a shift.
01:38And what were you doing in Holbeck? Don't bullshit me.
01:41I'm on a job, man. Just heading back.
01:44In the complete opposite direction to the station?
01:46No, we were actually heading to South Leeds station on a social and we were just running a bit late.
01:52Oh, because your colleague thought you were in convoy?
01:55Convoy? No.
01:57Police bikes are the property of this unit.
02:00They're not used for you to ride about town like a couple of pissy little new recruits,
02:05ferrying you to random social events when you're off duty.
02:09Of course, ma'am.
02:10I expect better.
02:11It won't happen again, ma'am.
02:11No, it won't.
02:12Oh, you'll be facing a disciplinary. Got it?
02:16Yes, ma'am.
02:25You've gone away without me.
02:27I could have been caught, you prick.
02:29Yeah, all right. Keep your hair on.
02:32Guess that means you're all right, then.
02:35Got that right.
02:36That's a shame.
02:40Good money to be made.
02:41For anyone with the balls to do it.
02:56Miss, did you see me do a handstand?
02:59I did, ma'am. You were amazing.
03:02Miss, are you sad about your baby?
03:06A little bit, yeah.
03:11Me too.
03:13Maybe you could have another one.
03:18Yeah, maybe.
03:18Maybe.
03:36What do you say?
03:36Maybe.
03:37Maybe.
03:45Let's go.
03:46Maybe.
03:47Maybe.
03:53Maybe.
03:57Maybe.
03:58Gary.
03:58They're really cut up about it.
04:09They sent you his celestial messenger.
04:12You know, they're not good at this kind of thing, but they're hurting me, they...
04:17Bloody hell, Rach, do you think I'm not?
04:20I am done with this judgment.
04:22I am done with this love that comes with conditions attached.
04:26If they want to patch things up with me, they can do it themselves.
04:31Hi, I love you.
04:32I'll be all right.
04:33Nice to see you.
04:34You too.
04:35This is my sister, Rachel.
04:36This is Becca.
04:36Hello.
04:37It's lovely to meet you.
04:38Sorry, I'm probably quite sweaty.
04:39I was just taking the girls for a run.
04:41Can I tell you what a joy it is to have your sister on the street?
04:43She's an absolute babe.
04:45I have to go, though.
04:46Oh, yeah, catch them up.
04:50Wow.
04:52Absolute babe.
04:54Who's that?
04:55It's Menaida.
04:56She's great.
04:58Really?
04:59She's not the same, you're not.
05:00I don't.
05:00You are just like them, aren't you?
05:02You are so judgmental.
05:04I didn't mean it like that, I bet I was...
05:05That's who has been more of a support to me than any of you lot.
05:14I'm really sorry.
05:17I'm sorry.
05:23Come on, let's head back.
05:24Can we not do this on the doorstep?
05:51You can pay me direct debit if you like, but then you'd have to tell your missus.
06:00Can I come in?
06:01One step at a time.
06:03I need to know I can rely on you.
06:04I need more than this.
06:07I'm doing my best, Lena.
06:09There's no reason to not let me in.
06:11No, not yet.
06:11That's not part on bad terms.
06:24I really don't want to.
06:26Come here.
06:27Are you okay?
06:29It's not that.
06:30It's not...
06:30I need to tell you something and I'm dreading it.
06:37What is it?
06:37Rachel, just tell me what's going on.
06:41I'm pregnant.
06:49That's amazing news.
06:59I was so worried about telling you.
07:02Don't.
07:03Silly.
07:04That is the best news ever.
07:07I'm so happy for you both.
07:08How far along are you?
07:11Just over three months.
07:13We wanted to wait till we'd had the scans just to make sure that everything was okay.
07:17And it will be.
07:19It will be.
07:28My baby is always a blessing.
07:31You are both blessed.
07:38God, I'm good.
07:43Check this out.
07:45What am I looking at?
07:46This company, Colossus Building Supplies, registered to an Eddie Smallwood, also co-director of Robbie Spencer's parent company.
07:55Head offices here in Leeds.
07:58Is so...
07:59So, Eddie Smallwood doesn't exist.
08:05Or if he does, he's hiding.
08:06No Facebook profile, no internet presence, no bank records, no home address.
08:13Oh.
08:15Nice.
08:16Nice.
08:19What?
08:20Why would Spencer have a co-director who doesn't exist?
08:24Well, why don't we take a look at the mythical Mr Smallwood's head office and find out?
08:29Oh, look at you, Sherlock Holmes.
08:31All right.
08:32If you don't want to be my Watson, I'll find someone else.
08:34Oh.
08:36Wait, wait.
08:37Are we...
08:38What are we doing now?
08:39Oh.
08:39So...
08:40What are we doing now?
08:43What are we doing now?
08:48What are we doing now?
08:58Afternoon, Alan.
09:09They're in?
09:10Say good afternoon, Mr Snuffles.
09:15I don't think they're in.
09:28I don't think they're in.
09:58I don't think they're in.
10:28I don't think they're in.
10:58We're over tomorrow and our forecast is good.
11:01So we're thinking of going to seaside.
11:05That's you joining us.
11:07Well, um, yeah.
11:10Yeah, that sounds lovely.
11:12Feeling all right?
11:22Yeah, I'm fine.
11:28You ever feel like you just don't know who you are anymore?
11:30Well, you're driving into darkness and you just can't stop.
11:39Sorry.
11:41You must think I'm crazy.
11:43No.
11:45No, actually, I really get it.
11:48Do you?
11:48God, you have no idea.
11:51Every day I do...
11:52I do something I don't understand.
11:58Evie, you'd be crazy if you didn't feel like that after what you've been through.
12:02Well, what do you do when that feeling comes up?
12:12Yeah, bury it.
12:14Ignore it.
12:15Hope it goes away.
12:15But Pete, I mean, he likes to talk about things, get things out in the air.
12:24I just don't.
12:25I am a firm believer in the power of bottling things up.
12:29Bury it deep and get on me a life.
12:35And yes, to tomorrow.
12:42It sounds a little bit.
12:45Yeah.
12:50Well.
12:52Better get going.
12:54Yeah.
12:54Why don't we do something nice this weekend?
13:08I said we'd go to the coast with the neighbours.
13:12They're very keen.
13:15I said we wanted to make friends, babe.
13:17We have.
13:21All right.
13:24I saw Rach.
13:34Cool.
13:39She's pregnant.
13:45Oh, yeah.
13:45Isn't that lovely news?
13:50Babe, are you okay about that?
13:52Yeah.
13:54But?
13:55But nothing.
13:59We should be very happy for them.
14:01What the hell?
14:24Wow.
14:24Burried it from a friend.
14:26Yeah, it's nice.
14:27Check it out.
14:28Wow.
14:28Good.
14:29It's amazing.
14:30What have we got there?
14:31Cambrigan's style.
14:32It's a little bit of a searcher for.
14:34Hold your breath and hope for more.
14:36But if you find it.
14:40Woo!
14:40It's what we're trying for.
14:43Woo!
14:44We've tried.
14:45We've tried.
14:46A life for.
14:48It's me and I.
14:50It's what we're trying for.
14:53We've tried.
14:54We've tried.
14:55We've tried.
14:57We've tried.
14:57We've tried.
14:57We've tried.
14:58We've tried.
14:58We've tried.
14:59We've tried.
15:00We've tried.
15:01We've tried.
15:02Yeah.
15:04Yeah.
15:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:07I really like it here.
15:09Yeah.
15:10It's weird that you picked this spot.
15:12Yeah.
15:12It's the exact spot I used to come with my parents.
15:16Happy memories?
15:20Yeah.
15:21You dreamed of it.
15:22It's supposed to be rich in the world.
15:24OK.
15:24Let's go know some wine.
15:27No.
15:57you know this is my dad's only concession to a holiday and he hated every second of it
16:19honestly he would sit on a deck chair over there and he would count the minutes so he could go
16:25bones at farm do you not have a play with you goodness no thank you little kids far too full
16:34of sin oh yeah we were never doing what we were told always being naughty no offense but
16:40your old man sounds like a right piece of work yeah he is no fun in my childhood but i am trying
16:49to make up for that now hey we do all right now we do and it's all this one's fault yes there was i
16:57a fresher at uni desperate to escape the church and into these sinful arms i fell sorry not sorry
17:04anyone oh go on pete come on gay mum oh pete oh come on here we go
17:19come on oh now we're talking oh boy come on oh man oh give me a cat oh yeah
17:28you think this is for our benefit good good i am afraid it might be ready
17:36yes fuck why are men such show-offs well there's an evolutionary theory oh yeah yeah yeah it's so
17:47that the female species they notice them and they can't resist their masculine prowess right
17:54oh on the head oh ah fuck
18:17oh
18:32I don't know.
19:02I don't know.
19:09I don't know.
19:16There was another one.
19:19Here you go.
19:23So Evie, was Pete your only boyfriend?
19:27No.
19:31It was my only serious one.
19:34Only sexual one.
19:35Pete!
19:36I must think I'm such a saddo.
19:40No, I think it's admirable.
19:42You knew exactly what you wanted.
19:45What about you two?
19:48Well, I was in a relationship when we met.
19:53Oh, that's awkward.
19:55Well, it was and it wasn't.
19:58It was a non-monogamous relationship.
20:01And how did that work?
20:04Sorry, I mean, I'm just curious.
20:07Well, we dated each other but we also saw other people as long as we were clear on the boundaries.
20:16And did it work?
20:19It did.
20:22Until Danny, I think my ex realised that he was more possessive than he thought.
20:27And he asked me to choose.
20:29And I did.
20:31And how did you feel about that setup?
20:33Pete, will you stop being so flippin' nosy?
20:35Don't be daft.
20:36It's fine.
20:37I'm glad you're interested.
20:38What do you want to know?
20:40Well, what did it feel like being with someone who didn't want to be monogamous?
20:47Confusing at first but I spent more time with Bex and got my head around it
20:52and realised we'd both be much happier.
20:55Now here we are, still happily non-monogamous.
21:02Wow.
21:05You still just date whoever you want?
21:08No.
21:09No, we realised that dating other people wasn't for us.
21:13In Bex's fantasy world, everyone will be able to date whoever they like,
21:17whenever they like, without consequence.
21:20Yeah.
21:21Yeah, right.
21:24And look, to answer your question, for us,
21:28we're allowed to play with other people as long as we're both present.
21:32And is that because you think monogamy is a false construct?
21:38It just didn't work for us.
21:41I would never judge anybody's choices.
21:43It doesn't stop them judging us, sadly.
21:46Oh, I hope you don't think we're judging you.
21:48Yeah.
21:49I mean, we don't have to talk about it.
21:50No, not at all.
21:51I mean, I really like talking about it.
21:53I think it can be a really healthy way to live.
21:57I mean, our neighbours might not think so.
22:03They're really lovely people.
22:04Oh.
22:05No, I get it.
22:06They're nosy buggers.
22:08Every time I go out, they're, like, twitching their curtains.
22:11Right?
22:12Oh, my God, I thought it was just me being paranoid.
22:14It's like I can never escape them.
22:16And now the guy at number 37 has started taking my yoga classes.
22:19Did he now?
22:20Mm-hmm.
22:21Look, it's an okay place to live.
22:23I'm not saying that it isn't.
22:26Well, we promised not to twitch our curtains at you.
22:30Oh, darling, you can twitch all you like.
22:32Uh, now, she probably means that.
22:36Am I right?
22:37I do.
22:38Yeah, she does.
22:39I knew it.
22:40Let's say we smoke this, go back to the camper van,
22:42get the party started.
22:43This day is getting better by the minute.
22:47Eat it, Pete.
22:48Yeah?
22:49Mm.
23:02Alan?
23:03What would you like for lunch, love?
23:04I don't mind.
23:05Okay, well, it won't be long.
23:07I'll be done in a minute.
23:08I don't mind.
23:09Okay, well, it won't be long.
23:10I'll be done in a minute.
23:15I don't mind.
23:16I don't mind.
23:17Okay, well, it won't be long.
23:18I'll be done in a minute.
23:20I don't mind.
23:21I don't mind.
23:22I don't mind.
23:55Thanks for waiting.
24:16Yes, that date is available.
24:17We'll send an engineer to assess the property before we install the stair lift.
24:21Oh, that sounds wonderful.
24:22Thanks.
24:23Let's get that booked in, shall we?
24:25Of course, we'll do now.
24:26See you then.
24:27Come on, then.
24:28See you, darling.
24:29What's going on?
24:30It's gone.
24:30It's my head.
24:33It's not like we're hanging out with two only teenagers.
24:37There we are.
24:40Are you having fun, though?
24:43I am.
24:44I love you, Avery.
24:51Why?
24:51What's wrong?
24:54Nothing.
24:54Can't I just tell you?
24:59Oi, come on!
25:01I'm coming!
25:02I'm coming!
25:03I'm coming!
25:04I'm coming!
25:05I'm coming!
25:06I'm coming!
25:07I'm coming!
25:08I'm coming!
25:09Oh, yes!
25:10What's the last one?
25:11Go on!
25:12Oh, my God!
25:13Go on, then.
25:14Just a light.
25:15All right, Petey.
25:16Oh, yeah.
25:17It doesn't get any better than this.
25:18Well, now, there is one thing missing.
25:22Tequila!
25:23Yes!
25:24Come on!
25:25Right?
25:26Salute!
25:27That's not fair.
25:28Blacker's got to drive.
25:29Oh, no, no, darling.
25:30I am high on life.
25:31Come on, Pete.
25:32No way.
25:33Hey, gringo!
25:34You want tequila?
25:35Tea?
25:36Tea?
25:37Tea?
25:38Tea?
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26:06Tea?
26:07Tea?
26:08Tea?
26:09Tea?
26:10Tea?
26:11Tea?
26:12Yes, that's what.
26:13All I'm saying is that we shouldn't say bird bread, because birds are actually incredibly
26:17smart.
26:18Birds are smart.
26:19It doesn't make sense.
26:21Are you a bird, aren't you me?
26:23Oh!
26:25I bet you are.
26:26Well, there you go.
26:28Oh, there you go.
26:30Come on.
26:31My friends feel it's their appointed duty.
26:41Come on.
26:42They keep trying to tell me all you want to do is use me.
26:50Oh, but my answer, I know all that you've missed stuff.
27:06I, I, I, I, I want to spread the news that if it feels it's good getting used, oh, you just keep on using me.
27:18Come on.
27:19Come on.
27:20Until you use me, oh.
27:21Come on.
27:22Come on, me.
27:25Until you use me, oh.
27:29She's here.
27:30Yes.
27:31Woo.
27:32My brother.
27:37Sit me right down and he talked to me.
27:44Oh, and he told me.
27:46That I ought not to let you just walk on me.
27:56And I'm sure he meant well.
28:02Yeah, but when I told him it's true.
28:05I, I, I, I, I, I said, brother, if you only do, you wish that you were in my shoes.
28:16You just keep on using me.
28:22Until you use me.
28:23Yeah.
28:23Yeah.
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29:00Yeah.
29:00Baby, baby, baby, baby
29:04When you love me I can't get enough
29:07I, I, I want to spread the news
29:15That I feel this could get you
29:17I, I, I want to spread the news
29:47I, I, I want to spread the news
30:17Well, come on
30:21Oh, that's great
30:23Yes, we made it
30:26Oh, welcome
30:30Thank you so much
30:33You're welcome
30:34That was amazing
30:35That was great
30:36Thanks
30:37Bye
30:38Thank you
30:40See you later
30:41Come on
30:42Oh, my God
30:50Day drinking has finished me
30:54Oh, I was going to suggest another little nightcap
30:59Oh, I'm not serious
31:02Come on, P.E.
31:04We've got so much to talk about
31:08That was quite the revelation
31:10I knew, you know
31:13Well, I, I'd seen them have visitors
31:19And I'd maybe
31:20Glimpse something
31:23You never told me that
31:27Oh, I wasn't sure
31:29Oh
31:31That's funny, isn't it?
31:37We don't tell each other
31:39Is it?
31:44We're pretty open
31:45Oh, come on
31:47Think about all the discussions we have never had
31:50Like what?
31:55Have you ever fantasised about me and another woman at the same time?
31:58Right, you couldn't wait to ask Becca all these questions
32:05Well, I was just fascinated
32:08Yeah, clearly
32:09Have you ever thought about acting on that fascination?
32:20Bloody hell, Evie, I don't know
32:22Are you saying this is something you'd actually
32:28Want to try?
32:29I don't know
32:30I don't know
32:31That's what's crazy
32:32Is that I've never actually
32:33Thought about it
32:34We've never even talked about it
32:37In all these years
32:39I guess I just never questioned it
32:42Well, maybe we should start questioning it
32:47What are you saying?
32:53I'm not enough for you
32:54Of course you are
32:56Okay, well
32:59What do you want?
33:05Like what
33:05What are you
33:08Fantasising about?
33:15Let's find out
33:16that was a lot of fun it was I know you too well not guilty
33:46not with friends
33:48God you know what I am so bored of the rules we've gotten so suburban we used to be wild
33:58and spontaneous and I miss that I miss those freedoms you know she was all over you and
34:05I have a raging hard-on for a bookish intellectual type
34:10hmm Bex I had a rough time could be dangerous in what way get messy with friends I thought
34:21you live for a bit of danger I'm serious I like him so do you I don't jeopardize it
34:29I'm not jeopardizing anything no the rules are there for a reason they work so let's
34:37stick to him
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35:29I should issue you a ticket.
35:48What for?
35:53Bins causing obstruction.
35:55To whom?
35:57Other residents.
36:00Yeah, well I pick liver on this street every day to keep our neighbour...
36:03Bins out and Bindi only.
36:08Are you serious?
36:10Deadly.
36:14Okay.
36:17Oh, no, no.
36:20Stop going to my wife's yoga classes and perving over her.
36:26How dare you.
36:27Speak nothing of the sort. I'm... I'm... I'm a happily married man.
36:34You've got a sudden interest in yoga.
36:38I'm...
36:38Am I not allowed to try and stay fit?
36:42Is that a crime?
36:44This is a free country and I will go to whatever class I want.
36:48Is that right?
36:52You fucking creep.
36:54Well, at least they're open this time.
37:13Only two reasons you run a business under a fact now.
37:18Hmm.
37:19You're either creaming off the profits.
37:22No money laundering.
37:23Exactly.
37:24Mm-hmm.
37:26What is with the security, then?
37:27Hmm.
37:28And armed.
37:30Now that's legal.
37:31It's a timber yard, not a bank.
37:33Exactly.
37:33I...
37:34Random question.
37:39Yeah?
37:40Do you know anyone in an open relationship?
37:45Um...
37:46Yeah.
37:48Yeah, loads of my mates, actually.
37:50Um...
37:50Oh.
37:51In fact, three of them are in a throuple.
37:54Meaning?
37:55What do you mean, meaning?
37:57Meaning there's three of them, not two, Grandad.
38:00How does that work?
38:02I don't bloody know, but...
38:04Apparently it does, so...
38:06Not your vlog?
38:10Sorry.
38:11That was, um...
38:13That was very personal.
38:15No, no, it's...
38:16Look, I'm...
38:21I'm bi, but I'm also an old-fashioned saddo
38:24who only has room in her heart for one person at a time.
38:27There you go.
38:27It's just me.
38:31I didn't know you were, um...
38:33I mean, it's...
38:37It's cool, obviously.
38:39Um...
38:40Okay, well, um...
38:44Thank you for the blessing, Boomer.
38:47I feel really sexually validated right now.
38:49It's...
38:50Bloody hell.
38:56That's Spencer.
39:02Are those guys cops?
39:03I think we should try it home.
39:27Where'd you get these from, then?
39:29One of Robbie's lots, sort of.
39:30I don't know, Bill.
39:31All right.
39:32Look, fake number plates, the lot.
39:45Christ.
39:46Think of the money.
40:15I've gone to each wheel in no time.
40:27You?
40:27No.
40:28No.
40:33No.
40:37No.
40:38No.
40:39No.
40:39No.
42:40Keep your pants on.
42:48Head up.
42:49The vehicle on the wrong side of the road.
42:51I'm going to check it out.
42:52Yeah, copy that, mate.
42:53Eyes on.
43:22بر, you're looking for a rock.
43:26There you go.
43:27Are youther?
43:30Where are you?
43:37Oh, my God.
44:07Oh, my God.
44:37Oh, my God.
45:07Oh, my God.
45:37Oh, my God.
46:07Oh, my God.
46:37Oh, my God.
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