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Married To A Superstar As The Housewife – Full Movie (2025)
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00:00:00You and your husband are so sweet.
00:00:02You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
00:00:05Sweet?
00:00:06We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:00:11Look at them!
00:00:12That's what we call sweet.
00:00:14I wish my hubby was like that.
00:00:17Fuck! That's actually my husband!
00:00:19You jerk cheating on me behind my back!
00:00:21Aubrey!
00:00:22Let me sprint!
00:00:24Wait!
00:00:25Wait!
00:00:26Stop!
00:00:27All right, enough!
00:00:32Cut it out!
00:00:33I wouldn't have to be out here messing around if you didn't push me to do it.
00:00:40Look at yourself.
00:00:41Sloppy.
00:00:42You're rude.
00:00:44Totally unfeminine.
00:00:47I want a divorce.
00:00:49Crazy lady.
00:00:57Karma will get that scumbag.
00:01:00No need for karma.
00:01:01I can handle this myself.
00:01:02Hand me the car key.
00:01:13Chris.
00:01:14Leo snucked the role you wanted.
00:01:16No way.
00:01:17Why him?
00:01:18I cannot understand that.
00:01:20He has fewer Instagram followers than me and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars.
00:01:25The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
00:01:29Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
00:01:33But what about you?
00:01:34You're a 40-year-old bachelor known around town as a total playboy.
00:01:39What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years.
00:01:46But she's married and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her.
00:01:50You think that would lend me the role?
00:01:52Sounds more like excused me.
00:01:54That's not good enough, huh?
00:01:56All right.
00:01:57Do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her?
00:02:01Vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy?
00:02:06Now that's a story people might buy into.
00:02:09But the problem is, you're just making this up on the spot.
00:02:13All right.
00:02:16I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:02:23Damn it!
00:02:24Fuck.
00:02:31I'm so sorry.
00:02:32Are you nuts?
00:02:33Nuts?
00:02:36Is that all your men got?
00:02:38Yeah.
00:02:39I'm nuts.
00:02:40But you guys, eat don't cook by nuts.
00:02:42Sleep with nuts.
00:02:43Have kids with nuts.
00:02:44You are the real nuts here.
00:02:46No offense.
00:02:47But I'm Chris Roberts.
00:02:49I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:02:54Only supermodels!
00:02:58Screw you for Chris Roberts!
00:03:00I sold the house.
00:03:01You got to tell tonight to move out.
00:03:04Or your stuff will be thrown away.
00:03:06I sold the house, you've got till tonight to move out or your stuff will be thrown away.
00:03:25If you want to divorce me, fine, go ahead!
00:03:28But how dare you sell our house without my consent?
00:03:33I'll sue you!
00:03:34Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:03:36Don't mess with me or apply for a custody for our staff.
00:03:40A jobless house like what you won't stand a chance.
00:03:43Despicable!
00:03:45So, you divorced?
00:03:47It's none of your business!
00:03:49Marry me!
00:03:56Are you insane?
00:03:59My car's worth $4 million.
00:04:03You want to talk about marriage or compensation?
00:04:08This way, ma'am.
00:04:10What's your step, ma'am?
00:04:14What's your step, ma'am?
00:04:22Welcome, ma'am.
00:04:23Let's go!
00:04:24I've moved on to a house!
00:04:25I can't, ma'am.
00:04:26Let's go.
00:04:27It's not my step, ma'am.
00:04:28What about my car's house?
00:04:29I'm so–
00:04:30I'm so–
00:04:31It's leaving the house.
00:04:32I'm so–
00:04:33I'm so–
00:04:34Can't you go.
00:04:35I'm so–
00:04:36I'm so–
00:04:37I've seen it in a magazine.
00:04:52So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?
00:04:56No.
00:04:57This is for Elizabeth, my dog.
00:04:59Yours is upstairs.
00:05:00Bigger and better.
00:05:02Forget that.
00:05:03Come sign the contract.
00:05:07Sign this, and you will be my wife.
00:05:10Sorry, what's your name again?
00:05:12Aubrey.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:14Aubrey, listen to me.
00:05:16I love you for more than 10 years.
00:05:19I heard that you're divorced.
00:05:21So, I popped the question right away.
00:05:25What?
00:05:26Really?
00:05:26Are you kidding me?
00:05:29Aubrey, this marriage is just for show.
00:05:31I hope you won't catch real feelings for me.
00:05:35Relax.
00:05:35It's not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating.
00:05:38Great.
00:05:39That's amazing.
00:05:40Once I secure the role and back that Oscar, we'll part our ways smoothly.
00:05:48So, we stuck together until we win an Oscar?
00:05:52Might as well say, so that do us a part.
00:05:55Don't worry about that.
00:05:56I'm going to pay you an acting salary.
00:05:59The same as I do with my models and actors.
00:06:01You're Chris Roberts.
00:06:02Those actresses must earn a fortune.
00:06:06Considering our attitude, I'm going to go with minimum wage.
00:06:09Usually, they pay around 500 grand, and now, 150K.
00:06:13That's enough for you.
00:06:16Per year?
00:06:16Per month, of course.
00:06:18Per month, of course.
00:06:30So, you have a son?
00:06:33Don't get me wrong.
00:06:34Just want to know more about my wife.
00:06:41Yeah.
00:06:43His name is Luke.
00:06:44He's nine.
00:06:45In summer camp, I'm aware of the divorce.
00:06:58Good lord.
00:06:59That looks calorie-packed.
00:07:02First, it's not for you.
00:07:04Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories.
00:07:08Jeez.
00:07:09Touchy.
00:07:10It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic.
00:07:13Keep that up.
00:07:15Another thing, clear your schedule for tomorrow.
00:07:18We're meeting the director.
00:07:20Already?
00:07:21This is your first time stepping out as my wife, and I really want you to take it seriously.
00:07:26You need to dress up nicely, alright?
00:07:28Because it's going to be the first time that you're going to act as my wife.
00:07:32Come on.
00:07:33This top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket.
00:07:35I'm going to solve this problem right now.
00:07:39Hey, Brad.
00:07:41Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:07:45Oh.
00:07:46My.
00:07:47God.
00:07:48I didn't expect this to be such a huge project.
00:07:51But luckily, I'm a Hollywood-style-ish.
00:07:54Alright, girls.
00:07:55Let's get going.
00:07:57Hmm.
00:07:58Right here.
00:07:59I got it.
00:08:00Are you okay, baby?
00:08:10Watch out.
00:08:11Always calm down.
00:08:12Can't you set up back here?
00:08:13Get them out of here.
00:08:15Oh, my God.
00:08:16Are you okay, baby?
00:08:16Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:08:27She's my wife now, so yes, it's worth it.
00:08:32Baby, well, I did my best today.
00:08:36Remember, Rome wasn't built in the day.
00:08:46How do I look?
00:08:54Wow.
00:08:55You're the most beautiful you have ever seen.
00:09:00Wow.
00:09:01You sure ain't sure of that ass.
00:09:03Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:09:07Julia, your acting skills surpassed mine.
00:09:11That's what handling a big story does to me.
00:09:14Let's go, girls.
00:09:15Thank you so much, guys.
00:09:16No problem, baby.
00:09:19Jeez.
00:09:20How did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:09:24Just like Kardashians.
00:09:26Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
00:09:30God is fair.
00:09:32Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique,
00:09:34he gave you unbrittle confidence.
00:09:40Wow.
00:09:41You're totally gonna nail that role now.
00:09:43We look so perfect together.
00:09:44It's a match made in heaven.
00:09:47No, no, no.
00:09:59There's no spark between you two.
00:10:02You don't love your wife at all.
00:10:03I'm sorry that I can't give you this role.
00:10:06But we haven't even started talking.
00:10:08You know the law talk is about feeling.
00:10:10I don't feel your love for her.
00:10:12He's crazy about me.
00:10:15The moment I was divorced, he swooped in with a helicopter proposal.
00:10:21I love you, baby.
00:10:23That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
00:10:26Come back to me.
00:10:31You'll learn to be a proper husband.
00:10:35Jeez.
00:10:36Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director and not some charlatan?
00:10:41Yes.
00:10:41But he did catch you rolling your eyes at me.
00:10:44Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water and a steak?
00:10:47Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper bursting from one extra bite.
00:10:51Oh, you guessed right.
00:10:56Oh, much better now.
00:11:10Can you eat quieter?
00:11:12You're disturbing my reading.
00:11:21You're married?
00:11:23What's up?
00:11:25What?
00:11:25Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:11:27Of course.
00:11:28I can cover your shift today.
00:11:30Where are you going?
00:11:32The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you.
00:11:43Aubrey.
00:11:44What are you doing here?
00:11:46You're not stalking me, are you?
00:11:48Listen.
00:11:49Stop harassing me.
00:11:50Tiffany and I are engaged.
00:11:54Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm married too.
00:11:57It's not just you who found someone new.
00:11:59Jim!
00:12:00I told you she put up a front about finding someone else.
00:12:06I do have a husband.
00:12:07And he's hotter, wealthier, and lasts longer in bed than you ever did.
00:12:12If he's so great,
00:12:14when's an old-timer like you still going here serving tapes?
00:12:17Come on, man.
00:12:19Don't just stand there.
00:12:20Serve us.
00:12:22I want hot tea.
00:12:24I want hot tea.
00:12:34Jeez.
00:12:35You trying to scald me?
00:12:36Are you satisfied now?
00:12:48That's better.
00:12:49Drink up, dear.
00:12:50Ouch.
00:12:53This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand.
00:12:57Check out my engagement ring from Mark.
00:13:00It's whopping two carats.
00:13:02I heard your wedding ring was a freebie that came with some furniture shopping, wasn't it?
00:13:11Wow.
00:13:12Good for you.
00:13:14And when you guys eventually split,
00:13:16you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure.
00:13:20Don't stoop to our level.
00:13:24You, go and get the steaks ready in ten minutes,
00:13:28else I'll be reporting you.
00:13:29I said half an hour when you ordered.
00:13:32Then figured it out.
00:13:35Wait.
00:13:37Top of my water.
00:13:38Mary, you owe me a proper meal.
00:13:47I'll refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake.
00:13:53Aubrey?
00:13:53Why are you waitressing?
00:13:55We're not really married.
00:13:56What I do is none of your business.
00:14:01Let's go.
00:14:01The advertisers are waiting.
00:14:05Keep an eye on her.
00:14:07Make sure nobody messes with her.
00:14:09I'm not her agent.
00:14:10But she's my wife, at least on paper.
00:14:12Okay, guys.
00:14:13If you don't need anything else,
00:14:15I'm gonna head out and change shifts.
00:14:17Oh my god.
00:14:19My ring.
00:14:20It's gone.
00:14:22Since you're the only one serving us,
00:14:24I suspect you stole my ring.
00:14:26Just because you're a bitch doesn't mean everyone is.
00:14:29I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn,
00:14:32let alone steal it.
00:14:33Denying won't help.
00:14:36It's on you somewhere.
00:14:40See?
00:14:41This is proof.
00:14:46I'm gonna have you fired.
00:14:49No way.
00:14:50You're framing me on purpose.
00:14:57Got it.
00:14:57Get the restaurant owner over here for me.
00:15:03You and your husband are so sweet.
00:15:05You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
00:15:08Sweet?
00:15:09We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:15:14Look at them.
00:15:15That's what we call sweet.
00:15:17I wish my hubby was like that.
00:15:20Fuck, that's actually my husband.
00:15:22You jerk cheating on me behind my back.
00:15:24I'll break.
00:15:25Let me explain.
00:15:27Wait, wait, wait.
00:15:29Wait.
00:15:29Stop.
00:15:32First time.
00:15:33Alright, enough.
00:15:35Cut it out.
00:15:37I wouldn't have to be out here.
00:15:39Lesson around.
00:15:40If you didn't push me to do it.
00:15:43Look at yourself.
00:15:45Sloppy.
00:15:46You're rude.
00:15:48Totally.
00:15:49All feminine.
00:15:50I want a divorce.
00:15:52Crazy lady.
00:16:02Karma, forget that scumbag.
00:16:03No need for karma.
00:16:04I can handle this myself.
00:16:05Hand me the car key.
00:16:06Chris, Leo snucked the role you wanted.
00:16:19No way.
00:16:21Why him?
00:16:22I cannot understand that.
00:16:23He has fewer Instagram followers than me, and his last movie made only $100 million.
00:16:28The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
00:16:32Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
00:16:36But what about you?
00:16:37You're a 40-year-old bachelor, known around town as a total playboy.
00:16:42What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years,
00:16:49but she's married, and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her?
00:16:53You think that would lend me the role?
00:16:54Sounds more like excused me.
00:16:57That's not good enough, huh?
00:16:58All right.
00:17:00Do I have to say she just got divorced, and I'm rushing to marry her,
00:17:04vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy?
00:17:09Now that's a story people might buy into.
00:17:12But the problem is, you're just making this up on the spot.
00:17:16All right.
00:17:17I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:17:26Damn it!
00:17:27Fuck.
00:17:28I'm so sorry.
00:17:35Are you nuts?
00:17:36Nuts?
00:17:40Is that all your men got?
00:17:41Yeah, I'm nuts.
00:17:43But you guys eat good cooked by nuts.
00:17:45Sleep with nuts.
00:17:46Have kids with nuts.
00:17:47You are the real nuts here.
00:17:49No offense.
00:17:50But I'm Chris Roberts.
00:17:51I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:17:57Only supermodels.
00:18:01Screw you, fuck Chris Roberts!
00:18:12Shit!
00:18:20I sold the house.
00:18:21You've got till tonight to move out, or your stuff will get thrown away.
00:18:28If you want to divorce me, fine!
00:18:30Go ahead!
00:18:31But how dare you sell our house without my consent!
00:18:36I'll sue you!
00:18:38Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:18:40Don't mess with me, or apply for a custody for our son.
00:18:43A jobless housewife like you won't stand a chance.
00:18:47Despicable!
00:18:48So, you divorced?
00:18:50It's none of your business!
00:18:52It's none of your business!
00:18:52Marry me!
00:19:00Are you insane?
00:19:04My car's worth $4 million.
00:19:06You want to talk about marriage?
00:19:09Or compensation?
00:19:10This way, ma'am.
00:19:17Watch your step, ma'am.
00:19:24Welcome, ma'am.
00:19:26I've seen it in a magazine.
00:19:42I've seen it in a magazine.
00:19:42So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?
00:19:59No.
00:20:00This is for Elizabeth, my dog.
00:20:02Yours is upstairs.
00:20:04Bigger and better.
00:20:05Forget that.
00:20:06Come sign the contract.
00:20:11Sign this, and you will be my wife.
00:20:14Sorry, what's your name again?
00:20:16Aubrey.
00:20:16Okay.
00:20:17Aubrey.
00:20:18Listen to me.
00:20:19I love you for more than 10 years.
00:20:22I heard that you're divorced.
00:20:25So, I popped the question right away.
00:20:28What?
00:20:29Really?
00:20:30Are you kidding me?
00:20:32Aubrey, this marriage is just for show.
00:20:34I hope you won't catch real feelings for me.
00:20:38Relax.
00:20:39Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating.
00:20:42Great.
00:20:42That's amazing.
00:20:44Once I secure the role and back that Oscar,
00:20:47we'll part our ways smoothly.
00:20:51So, we stuck together until we win an Oscar?
00:20:53Might as well say, so that do us a part.
00:20:58Don't worry about that.
00:21:00I'm going to pay you an acting salary.
00:21:02The same as I do with my models and actors.
00:21:05No, Chris Roberts.
00:21:06Those actresses must earn a fortune.
00:21:09Considering our attitude, I'm going to go with minimum wage.
00:21:12Usually, they pay around 500 grand, and now, 150K.
00:21:17That's enough for you.
00:21:19Per year?
00:21:20Per month, of course.
00:21:23Per month, of course.
00:21:26Per month, of course.
00:21:27Per month, of course.
00:21:31Per month, of course.
00:21:31Per month, of course.
00:21:32Per month, of course.
00:21:34So, you have a son?
00:21:36Don't get me wrong.
00:21:38Just want to know more about my wife.
00:21:45Yeah.
00:21:46His name is Luke.
00:21:48He's nine.
00:21:49In summer camp,
00:21:51I'm aware of the divorce.
00:21:52Good lord, that looks calorie packed
00:22:04First, it's not for you
00:22:07Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories
00:22:10Jeez, touchy
00:22:13It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic
00:22:16Keep that up
00:22:18Another thing, clear your schedule for tomorrow
00:22:21For meeting the director
00:22:22Already?
00:22:25This is your first time stepping out as my wife
00:22:27And I really want you to take it seriously
00:22:29Need to dress up nicely, alright?
00:22:31Because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife
00:22:35Come on, this top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket
00:22:38I'll solve this problem right now
00:22:41Hey Brad
00:22:43Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:22:48Oh my god
00:22:51I didn't expect this to be such a huge project
00:22:54Luckily, I'm Hollywood stylish
00:22:57Alright girls
00:22:58Let's get going
00:23:00Right here
00:23:02I got it
00:23:03Are you okay baby?
00:23:13Watch out, please calm down
00:23:15Can you sit up back here?
00:23:16Sit down baby
00:23:17Get him back here
00:23:18Oh my god
00:23:19Oh my god
00:23:19Are you okay baby?
00:23:26Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:23:30She's my wife now
00:23:31So yes, it's worth it
00:23:33How do I look?
00:23:54How do I look?
00:23:57Wow
00:23:58You're the most beautiful you have ever seen
00:24:01Wow
00:24:04You sure ain't sure of that ass
00:24:06Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:24:09Julia
00:24:11Your acting skill surpassed mine
00:24:14That's what handling a big start does to me
00:24:17Let's go girls
00:24:18Thank you so much guys
00:24:20No problem baby
00:24:21Jeez
00:24:23How did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:24:27Just like Kardashians
00:24:29Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
00:24:32God is fair
00:24:34Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique
00:24:37He gave you unbrittle confidence
00:24:39Wow
00:24:44You're totally gonna nail that role now
00:24:46We look so perfect together
00:24:48It's a match
00:24:49Made in heaven
00:24:50Now now
00:25:02There's no spark between you two
00:25:05You don't love your wife at all
00:25:06I'm sorry that I can't give you this role
00:25:08But we haven't even started talking
00:25:11You know the law talk is about feeling
00:25:13I don't feel your love for her
00:25:15He's crazy about me
00:25:18The moment I was divorced
00:25:20He swooped in with a helicopter proposal
00:25:22I love you baby
00:25:25That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
00:25:29Come back to me
00:25:35Or you'll learn to be a proper
00:25:36Jeez
00:25:39Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director
00:25:42And not some charlatan?
00:25:44Yes
00:25:44But he did catch you rolling your eyes at me
00:25:47Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water
00:25:49And a steak
00:25:50Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper
00:25:52Bursting from one extra bite
00:25:54You guessed right
00:25:56Much better now
00:26:02Can you eat quieter?
00:26:15You're disturbing my reading
00:26:17You're married?
00:26:27What's up?
00:26:28What?
00:26:29Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:26:30Of course
00:26:31I can cover your shift today
00:26:32Where are you going?
00:26:35The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you
00:26:39Aubrey
00:26:47What are you doing here?
00:26:49You're not stalking me, are you?
00:26:51Listen
00:26:52Stop harassing me
00:26:53Tiffany and I are engaged
00:26:55Sorry to disappoint you
00:26:58But I'm married too
00:27:00It's not just you who found someone new
00:27:02Jim!
00:27:03I told you she put up a friend about finding someone else
00:27:06I do have a husband
00:27:10And he's hotter
00:27:12Wealthier
00:27:13And lasts longer in bed than you ever did
00:27:15If he's so great
00:27:17When's an old timer like you
00:27:19Still going here serving tapes
00:27:21Come on man
00:27:22Don't just stand there
00:27:23Serve us
00:27:24I want
00:27:26Hot tea
00:27:27I want hot tea
00:27:27I want hot tea
00:27:33Geez
00:27:37You trying to scald me?
00:27:40Are you satisfied now?
00:27:51That's better
00:27:52Drink up dear
00:27:54Ouch
00:27:55This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand
00:28:00Check out my engagement ring from Mark
00:28:03It's whopping two carats
00:28:05I heard your wedding ring was
00:28:08A freebie that came with some furniture shopping
00:28:13Wasn't it?
00:28:15Wow
00:28:15Good for you
00:28:17And when you guys eventually split
00:28:19You will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure
00:28:24Don't stoop to our level
00:28:27You
00:28:28Go and get the steaks ready in ten minutes
00:28:31Else
00:28:31I'll be reporting you
00:28:32I said
00:28:33Half an hour
00:28:35When you ordered
00:28:35Then
00:28:36Figured it out
00:28:37Wait
00:28:39Pop off my water
00:28:41Mary
00:28:48You owe me a proper meal
00:28:49I refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake
00:28:52Aubrey
00:28:56Why are you waitressing?
00:28:58We're not really married
00:28:59What I do is none of your business
00:29:01Let's go
00:29:04The advertisers are waiting
00:29:06Keep an eye on her
00:29:10Make sure nobody messes with her
00:29:12I'm not her agent
00:29:13But she's my wife
00:29:14At least on paper
00:29:15Okay guys
00:29:16If you don't need anything else
00:29:18I'm gonna head out and change shifts
00:29:19Oh my god
00:29:22My ring
00:29:23It's gone
00:29:24Since you're the only one serving us
00:29:27I suspect you stole my ring
00:29:29Just because you're a bitch
00:29:30Doesn't mean everyone is
00:29:32I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn
00:29:35Let alone steal it
00:29:36Denying won't help
00:29:38It's only you somewhere
00:29:41See?
00:29:45This is proof
00:29:46I'm gonna have you
00:29:51Fired
00:29:52No way
00:29:53You're framing me on purpose
00:29:54Got it
00:30:01Get the restaurant owner over here for me
00:30:03You and your husband are so sweet
00:30:08You always remember to buy his favorite pizza
00:30:11Sweet?
00:30:12We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago
00:30:16Look at them
00:30:18That's what we call sweet
00:30:20I wish my hubby was like that
00:30:22Fuck, that's actually my husband
00:30:25You jerk cheating on me behind my back
00:30:27Aubrey
00:30:28Let me explain
00:30:30Wait
00:30:31Wait
00:30:31Stop
00:30:33All right
00:30:37Enough
00:30:38Cut it out
00:30:39I
00:30:40Wouldn't have to be out here
00:30:42Lasting around
00:30:43If you
00:30:44Didn't push me
00:30:46To do it
00:30:47Look at yourself
00:30:48Sloppy
00:30:49You're rude
00:30:50Totally
00:30:52Unfeminine
00:30:53I want a divorce
00:30:55Crazy lady
00:30:57No
00:30:57Get that scum back
00:31:06No need for karma
00:31:07I can handle this myself
00:31:08Hand me the car key
00:31:09Cress
00:31:20Leo's not the rule you wanted
00:31:22No way
00:31:23Why him?
00:31:25I cannot understand that
00:31:26He has fewer Instagram followers than me
00:31:29And his last movie made only a hundred million dollars
00:31:31The director's looking for a guy
00:31:33Who's totally devoted to his wife
00:31:35Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple
00:31:38For true love
00:31:39But what about you?
00:31:41You're a forty-year-old bachelor
00:31:42Known around town
00:31:44As a total playboy
00:31:45What if
00:31:46I told everyone
00:31:48That I've actually been in love
00:31:50With one woman for all those years
00:31:52But she's married
00:31:53And all my wild dating was just to try and forget her
00:31:56You think that would lend me the role?
00:31:58Sounds more like excused me
00:32:00That's not good enough, huh?
00:32:02All right
00:32:03Do I have to say she just got divorced
00:32:05And I'm rushing to marry her
00:32:07Vowing to never look at another supermodel again
00:32:10To prove I can be a committed guy
00:32:12Now that's a story people might buy into
00:32:15But the problem is
00:32:17You're just making this up on the spot
00:32:19All right
00:32:20I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real
00:32:26Damn it
00:32:30Fuck
00:32:31I'm so sorry
00:32:38Are you nuts?
00:32:40Nuts?
00:32:43Is that all your men got?
00:32:45Yeah, I'm nuts
00:32:46But you guys
00:32:47Eat both cooked by nuts
00:32:48Sleep with nuts
00:32:49Have kids with nuts
00:32:50You are the real nuts here
00:32:52No offense
00:32:53But I'm Chris Roberts
00:32:55I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old
00:32:58Only supermodels
00:33:02Screw you, fuck Chris Roberts
00:33:06Shit
00:33:16I sold the house
00:33:24You got till tonight to move out
00:33:26Or your stuff will be thrown away
00:33:29If you want to divorce me
00:33:32Fine
00:33:33Go ahead
00:33:34But how dare you sell our house
00:33:37Without my consent
00:33:39I'll sue you
00:33:41Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:33:43Don't mess with me
00:33:44Or apply for custody for our son
00:33:46Jobless housewife like you
00:33:48Won't stand a chance
00:33:49Despicable
00:33:51So, you divorced?
00:33:54It's none of your business!
00:33:56Marry me
00:33:56Are you insane?
00:34:07My car's worth 4 million dollars
00:34:09You want to talk about marriage?
00:34:12Or compensation?
00:34:14This way, ma'am
00:34:16Watch your step, ma'am
00:34:22Welcome, ma'am
00:34:29Wow
00:34:40So, it's your house
00:34:42At 5 Central Avenue
00:34:43I've seen it in a magazine
00:34:45So, I get a room like this for fake marriage?
00:35:03No
00:35:03This is for Elizabeth, my dog
00:35:05Yours is upstairs
00:35:06Bigger and better
00:35:08Forget that
00:35:10Come sign the contract
00:35:11Sign this
00:35:15And you will be my wife
00:35:16Sorry, what's your name again?
00:35:19Aubrey
00:35:19Okay
00:35:20Aubrey
00:35:21Listen to me
00:35:22I love you
00:35:23For more than 10 years
00:35:25I heard
00:35:26That you're divorced
00:35:27So
00:35:29I popped the question right away
00:35:31What?
00:35:32Really?
00:35:33Are you kidding me?
00:35:35Aubrey
00:35:35This marriage is just for show
00:35:37I hope you won't catch real feelings for me
00:35:40Relax
00:35:42Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating
00:35:45Great
00:35:45That's amazing
00:35:46Once I secure the role and back that Oscar
00:35:49We'll part our ways
00:35:51Smoothly
00:35:53So we stuck together until we win an Oscar?
00:35:57Might as well say
00:36:00So that do us a part
00:36:01Don't worry about that
00:36:02I'm gonna pay you an acting salary
00:36:05The same as I do with my models and actors
00:36:07You're Chris Roberts
00:36:09Those actresses must earn a fortune
00:36:12Considering our attitude
00:36:13I'm gonna go with minimum wage
00:36:15Usually they pay around 500 grand
00:36:17And now
00:36:18150k
00:36:19That's enough for you
00:36:21Per year?
00:36:23Per month, of course
00:36:24So you have a son?
00:36:39Don't get me wrong
00:36:41Just wanna know more about my wife
00:36:43Yeah
00:36:48His name is Luke
00:36:51He's nine
00:36:51In summer camp
00:36:54Unware of the divorce
00:36:55Good lord
00:37:06That looks calorie packed
00:37:08First
00:37:09It's not for you
00:37:10Second
00:37:11I hate when people reduce food to calories
00:37:13Jeez
00:37:15Touchy
00:37:16It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic
00:37:20Keep that up
00:37:21Another thing
00:37:22Clear your schedule for tomorrow
00:37:24We're meeting the director
00:37:25Already?
00:37:28This is your first time stepping out as my wife
00:37:30And I really want you to take it seriously
00:37:32Need to dress up nicely, alright?
00:37:35Because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife
00:37:38Come on
00:37:39This top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket
00:37:41I'll solve this problem right now
00:37:44Hey Brad
00:37:46Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:37:52Oh my god
00:37:54I didn't expect this to be such a huge project
00:37:57But luckily
00:37:58I'm a Hollywood stylish
00:38:00Alright girls
00:38:01Let's get going
00:38:03Right here
00:38:06I got it
00:38:06Are you okay, baby?
00:38:17Watch out
00:38:17Boys, calm down
00:38:18Can't you set up back here?
00:38:20Get them out of here
00:38:21Oh my god
00:38:22Are you okay, baby?
00:38:29Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:38:33She's my wife now
00:38:35So yes, it's worth it
00:38:37Baby Ro, I did my best today
00:38:41Remember, Rome wasn't built in the day
00:38:45How do I look?
00:39:01Wow
00:39:02You're the most beautiful you have ever seen
00:39:04Wow
00:39:08You sure ain't sure of that ass
00:39:09Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:39:14Julia
00:39:14Your acting skill surpassed mine
00:39:17That's what handling a big story does to me
00:39:20Let's go, girls
00:39:21Thank you so much, guys
00:39:23No problem, baby
00:39:24Jeez
00:39:26How did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:39:30Just like Kardashians
00:39:32Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
00:39:37God is fair
00:39:38Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique
00:39:40He gave you unbridled confidence
00:39:42Wow
00:39:47You're totally gonna nail that role now
00:39:49We look so perfect together
00:39:51It's a match made in heaven
00:39:54No, no, no
00:40:05There's no spark between you two
00:40:08You don't love your wife at all
00:40:10I'm sorry that I can't give you this role
00:40:12But we haven't even started talking
00:40:14You know the law talk is about feeling
00:40:16I don't feel your love for her
00:40:19He's crazy about me
00:40:22The moment I was divorced
00:40:23He swooped in with a helicopter proposal
00:40:26I love you, baby
00:40:29That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
00:40:32Come back to me
00:40:38Or you'll learn to be a proper
00:40:40Jeez
00:40:43Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director
00:40:46And not some charlatan?
00:40:47Yes
00:40:48But he did catch you rolling your eyes at me
00:40:50Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water
00:40:52Any steak?
00:40:53Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper
00:40:55Bursting from one extra bite
00:40:58Oh, you guessed right
00:41:00Much better now
00:41:05Can you eat quieter?
00:41:19You're disturbing my reading
00:41:28You're married?
00:41:30What's up?
00:41:31What?
00:41:32Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:41:34Yeah, of course
00:41:34I can cover your shift today
00:41:35Where are you going?
00:41:39The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you
00:41:42Aubrey
00:41:50What are you doing here?
00:41:52You're not stalking me, are you?
00:41:54Listen
00:41:55Stop harassing me
00:41:57Tiffany and I are engaged
00:41:58Sorry to disappoint you
00:42:02But I'm married too
00:42:03It's not just you who found someone new
00:42:05Jim!
00:42:06I told you she put up a front about finding someone else
00:42:10I do have a husband
00:42:14And he's hotter
00:42:15Wealthier
00:42:16And lasts longer in bed than you ever did
00:42:19If he's so great
00:42:20When's an old timer like you
00:42:22Still going here serving tapes?
00:42:24Come on, man
00:42:25Don't just stand there
00:42:26Serve us
00:42:27I want
00:42:29Hot tea
00:42:31Jeez
00:42:41You trying to scald me?
00:42:53Are you satisfied now?
00:42:54That's better
00:42:55Drink up, dear
00:42:57Ouch
00:42:59This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand
00:43:03Check out my engagement ring from Mark
00:43:06It's whopping two carats
00:43:08I heard your wedding ring was
00:43:11A freebie that came with some furniture shopping
00:43:16Wasn't it?
00:43:18Wow
00:43:19Good for you
00:43:20And when you guys eventually split
00:43:22You will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure
00:43:29Don't stoop to our level
00:43:30You
00:43:31Go and get the steaks ready in ten minutes
00:43:34Else
00:43:34I'll be reporting you
00:43:36I said
00:43:36Half an hour
00:43:38When you ordered
00:43:39Then
00:43:39Figured it out
00:43:40Wait
00:43:42Tub off my water
00:43:44Mary
00:43:51You owe me a proper meal
00:43:52I refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake
00:43:56Aubrey
00:44:00Why are you waitressing?
00:44:01We're not really married
00:44:03What I do is none of your business
00:44:04Let's go
00:44:08The advertisers are waiting
00:44:09Keep an eye on her
00:44:13Make sure nobody messes with her
00:44:15I'm not her agent
00:44:16But she's my wife
00:44:18At least on paper
00:44:18Okay guys
00:44:19If you don't need anything else
00:44:21I'm gonna head out and change shifts
00:44:23Oh my god
00:44:25My ring
00:44:26It's gone
00:44:27Since you're the only one serving us
00:44:30I suspect you stole my ring
00:44:32Just because you're a bitch
00:44:34Doesn't mean everyone is
00:44:35I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn
00:44:38Let alone steal it
00:44:39Deny it won't help
00:44:41It's only you somewhere
00:44:44See?
00:44:48This is proof
00:44:49I'm gonna half you
00:44:54Fired
00:44:55No way
00:44:56You're framing me on purpose
00:44:58Got it
00:45:04Get the restaurant owner over here for me
00:45:06You and your husband are so sweet
00:45:11You always remember to buy his favorite pizza
00:45:14Sweet?
00:45:15We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago
00:45:20Look at them
00:45:22That's what we call sweet
00:45:23I wish my hubby was like that
00:45:25That's actually my husband
00:45:29You jerk cheating on me behind my back
00:45:30Aubrey
00:45:31Let me explain
00:45:33Wait
00:45:34Stop
00:45:36Stop
00:45:36Stop
00:45:37All right
00:45:40Enough
00:45:41Cut it out
00:45:42I wouldn't have to be out here
00:45:46Messing around
00:45:47If you didn't push me
00:45:49To do it
00:45:50Look at yourself
00:45:51Sloppy
00:45:52You're rude
00:45:53Totally
00:45:55Unfeminine
00:45:56I want a divorce
00:45:58Crazy lady
00:46:00Come on
00:46:08We'll get that scum back
00:46:10No need for karma
00:46:10I can handle this myself
00:46:11Hand me the car key
00:46:13Cress
00:46:23Leo's not the role you wanted
00:46:25No way
00:46:26Why him?
00:46:28I cannot understand that
00:46:30He has fewer Instagram followers than me
00:46:32And his last movie made only a hundred million dollars
00:46:35The director's looking for a guy
00:46:36Who's totally devoted to his wife
00:46:38Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple
00:46:41For true love
00:46:42What about you?
00:46:44You're a 40-year-old bachelor
00:46:45Known around town as a total playboy
00:46:48What if
00:46:49I told everyone
00:46:51That I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years
00:46:55But she's married
00:46:56And all my wild dating was just to try and forget her
00:46:59You think that would lend me the role?
00:47:01Sounds more like the excuse to me
00:47:03That's not good enough, huh?
00:47:06All right
00:47:06Do I have to say she just got divorced
00:47:09And I'm rushing to marry her
00:47:10Vowing to never look at another supermodel again
00:47:13To prove I can be a committed guy
00:47:15Now that's a story people might buy into
00:47:18But the problem is
00:47:20You're just making this up on the spot
00:47:23All right
00:47:23I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real
00:47:29Damn it
00:47:33Fuck
00:47:35I'm so sorry
00:47:41Are you nuts?
00:47:43Nuts?
00:47:46Is that all your men got?
00:47:48Yeah
00:47:48I'm nuts
00:47:49But you guys
00:47:50Eat don't cook by nuts
00:47:51Sleep with nuts
00:47:52Have kids with nuts
00:47:53You are the real nuts here
00:47:55No offense
00:47:56But I'm Chris Roberts
00:47:58I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old
00:48:01Only supermodels
00:48:05Screw you fuck Chris Roberts
00:48:09I sold the house
00:48:28You got till tonight to move out
00:48:30Or your stuff will be thrown away
00:48:32If you want to divorce me
00:48:36Fine
00:48:36Go ahead
00:48:37But how dare you sell our house
00:48:40Without my consent
00:48:42I'll sue you
00:48:44Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:48:46Don't mess with me
00:48:47Or a fight for a cutsafe or a star
00:48:49A jobless housewife like you
00:48:51Won't stand a chance
00:48:52Despicable
00:48:54So
00:48:55You divorced?
00:48:57It's none of your business
00:48:58Marry me
00:48:59Marry me
00:49:00Are you insane?
00:49:10My car's worth 4 million dollars
00:49:12You want to talk about marriage
00:49:15Or compensation?
00:49:18This way mom
00:49:20Watch your step mom
00:49:29Welcome mom
00:49:32Wow
00:49:43So it's your house at 5 Central Avenue
00:49:46I've seen it in a magazine
00:49:48So
00:50:02I get a room like this
00:50:04For a fake marriage?
00:50:06No
00:50:06This is for Elizabeth
00:50:08My dog
00:50:08Yours is upstairs
00:50:10Bigger and better
00:50:11Forget that
00:50:13Come sign the contract
00:50:14Sign this
00:50:18And you will be my wife
00:50:20Sorry
00:50:20What's your name again?
00:50:22Aubrey
00:50:23Okay
00:50:23Aubrey
00:50:24Listen to me
00:50:26I love you
00:50:27For more than 10 years
00:50:28I heard
00:50:29That you're divorced
00:50:30So
00:50:32I popped the question right away
00:50:34What?
00:50:36Really?
00:50:36Are you kidding me?
00:50:38Aubrey
00:50:39This marriage is just for show
00:50:41I hope you won't catch
00:50:42Real feelings for me
00:50:43Relax
00:50:45Not falling for you
00:50:47As easy as drinking and eating
00:50:48Great
00:50:49That's amazing
00:50:50Once I secure the role
00:50:51And back that Oscar
00:50:53We'll part our ways
00:50:55Smoothly
00:50:56So we stuck together
00:50:59Until we win an Oscar?
00:51:02Might as well say
00:51:03So that do us a part
00:51:04Don't worry about that
00:51:05I'm gonna pay you
00:51:07An acting salary
00:51:08The same as I do
00:51:09With my models and actors
00:51:10You're Chris Roberts
00:51:12Those actresses
00:51:14Must earn a fortune
00:51:15Considering our attitude
00:51:17I'm gonna go with
00:51:18Minimum wage
00:51:18Usually they pay around
00:51:20500 grand
00:51:21And now
00:51:21150k
00:51:23That's enough for you
00:51:24Per year?
00:51:26Per month
00:51:27Of course
00:51:28So you have a son?
00:51:43Don't get me wrong
00:51:44Just wanna know more
00:51:45About my wife
00:51:46Yeah
00:51:52His name is Luke
00:51:54He's nine
00:51:55In summer camp
00:51:57I'm aware of the divorce
00:51:59Good lord
00:52:09That looks calorie packed
00:52:11First
00:52:12It's not for you
00:52:14Second
00:52:14I hate
00:52:15When people reduce food
00:52:16To calories
00:52:17Jeez
00:52:19Touchy
00:52:19It'll make my loving you
00:52:21Seem even more dramatic
00:52:23Keep that up
00:52:25Another thing
00:52:26Clear your schedule
00:52:27For tomorrow
00:52:27We're meeting the director
00:52:28Already?
00:52:31This is your first time
00:52:32Stepping out as my wife
00:52:34And I really want you
00:52:35To take it seriously
00:52:35Need to dress up nicely
00:52:37Alright
00:52:38Because it's gonna be
00:52:39The first time
00:52:39That you're gonna act
00:52:40As my wife
00:52:41Come on
00:52:42This top I'm wearing
00:52:44Is like from the supermarket
00:52:45I'm solving this problem
00:52:47Right now
00:52:47Hey Brad
00:52:49Didn't you say
00:52:52You could transform
00:52:53Any woman?
00:52:55Oh
00:52:55My
00:52:56God
00:52:57I didn't expect
00:52:58This to be such a
00:52:59Huge project
00:53:01But luckily
00:53:02I'm a Hollywood
00:53:02Stylish
00:53:03Alright girls
00:53:04Let's get going
00:53:06Right here
00:53:09I got it
00:53:10Are you okay
00:53:19Are you okay
00:53:19Watch out
00:53:21Please calm down
00:53:22Can you sit up back here
00:53:23Get him out of here
00:53:25Oh my god
00:53:26Are you okay baby
00:53:26Are these ladies fashion pieces
00:53:35Worth the expense for her?
00:53:36She's my wife now
00:53:38So yes
00:53:39It's worth it
00:53:40Baby Ro
00:53:43I did my best today
00:53:45Remember
00:53:46Rome wasn't built in a day
00:53:48How do I look?
00:54:04Wow
00:54:05You're the most beautiful
00:54:07You have ever seen
00:54:08Wow
00:54:11You sure ain't sure
00:54:12That ass
00:54:13Why aren't you
00:54:14Closing the
00:54:14Victoria's Secret
00:54:15Show this year?
00:54:17Julia
00:54:18Your acting skills
00:54:19Surpassed mine
00:54:20That's what handling
00:54:22A big story does to me
00:54:23Let's go girls
00:54:25Thank you so much guys
00:54:26No problem baby
00:54:28Jeez
00:54:30How did I not realize
00:54:31My backside
00:54:32Has such potential
00:54:33Just like
00:54:35Kardashians
00:54:36Guess
00:54:37You regret this
00:54:37Fake marriage now
00:54:38Huh?
00:54:40God is fair
00:54:41Though he didn't bless you
00:54:43With a fury physique
00:54:44He gave you
00:54:45Unbrittle confidence
00:54:46Wow
00:54:51You're totally
00:54:51Gonna nail that role now
00:54:53We look so perfect together
00:54:54It's a match
00:54:56Made in heaven
00:54:57No no no
00:55:09There's no spark between you two
00:55:11You don't love your wife at all
00:55:13I'm sorry that I can't give you this role
00:55:15But we haven't even started talking
00:55:17You know the law talk is about feeling
00:55:19I don't feel your love for her
00:55:22He's crazy about me
00:55:25The moment I was divorced
00:55:26He swooped in with a helicopter proposal
00:55:29I love you baby
00:55:32That's because I just can't wait
00:55:34To spend the rest of my life with you
00:55:36Come back to me
00:55:41Or you'll learn to be a proper
00:55:43Jeez
00:55:46Are you sure
00:55:47He's top Hollywood's director
00:55:49And not some charlatan
00:55:51Yes
00:55:51But he did catch you
00:55:52Rolling your eyes at me
00:55:53Maybe it's only because
00:55:54You ordered a cup of water
00:55:56Any steak
00:55:56Perhaps that's to avoid
00:55:58Your dress zipper
00:55:58Bursting from one extra bite
00:56:01You guessed right
00:56:03Much better now
00:56:16Can you eat quieter
00:56:22You're disturbing my reading
00:56:23You're married?
00:56:33What's up?
00:56:34What?
00:56:35Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:56:37Of course
00:56:37I can cover your shift today
00:56:39Where are you going?
00:56:42The contract doesn't require me
00:56:44to report my personal itinerary to you
00:56:46Aubrey
00:56:53What are you doing here?
00:56:56You're not stalking me, are you?
00:56:58Listen
00:56:58Stop harassing me
00:57:00Tiffany and I are engaged
00:57:02Sorry to disappoint you
00:57:05But I'm married too
00:57:06It's not just you who found someone new
00:57:08Jim!
00:57:10I told you she put up a friend
00:57:12About finding someone else
00:57:13I do have a husband
00:57:17And he's hotter
00:57:18Wealthier
00:57:20And lasts longer in bed
00:57:21Than you ever did
00:57:22If he's so great
00:57:23When's an old timer like you
00:57:25Still going here
00:57:26Serving tapes
00:57:27Come on man
00:57:28Don't just stand there
00:57:30Serve us
00:57:30I want
00:57:33Hot tea
00:57:34Jeez
00:57:44You trying to scald me?
00:57:46Are you satisfied now?
00:57:58That's better
00:57:58Drink up dear
00:58:00Ouch
00:58:02This huge diamond ring
00:58:04Makes it hard to lift my hand
00:58:06Check out my engagement ring from Mark
00:58:09It's whopping two carats
00:58:12I heard your wedding ring was
00:58:15A freebie that came with some furniture shopping
00:58:19Wasn't it?
00:58:21Wow
00:58:22Good for you
00:58:24And when you guys eventually split
00:58:25You will get a nice chunk of change
00:58:28From selling this treasure
00:58:30Don't stoop their level
00:58:33You
00:58:35Go and get the stakes ready in ten minutes
00:58:37Else
00:58:38I'll be reporting you
00:58:39I said
00:58:40Half an hour
00:58:41When you ordered
00:58:42Then
00:58:42Figured it out
00:58:44Wait
00:58:45Top of my water
00:58:48Mary
00:58:54You owe me a proper meal
00:58:56I'll refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake
00:58:59Aubrey
00:59:03Why are you waitressing?
00:59:05We're not really married
00:59:06What I do is none of your business
00:59:07Let's go
00:59:11The advertisers are waiting
00:59:12Keep an eye on her
00:59:16Make sure nobody messes with her
00:59:18I'm not her agent
00:59:20But she's my wife
00:59:21At least on paper
00:59:22Okay guys
00:59:23If you don't need anything else
00:59:24I'm gonna head out and change shifts
00:59:26Oh my god
00:59:28My ring
00:59:29It's gone
00:59:30Since you're the only one serving us
00:59:33I suspect you stole my ring
00:59:35Just because you're a bitch
00:59:37Doesn't mean everyone is
00:59:38I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn
00:59:41Let alone steal it
00:59:43Denial won't help
00:59:45Let's arm you somewhere
00:59:47See?
00:59:51This is proof
00:59:52I'm gonna have you
00:59:58Fired
00:59:59No way
01:00:00You're framing me on purpose
01:00:01Got it
01:00:07Get the restaurant owner over here for me
01:00:09You and your husband are so sweet
01:00:15You always remember to buy his favorite pizza
01:00:17Sweet?
01:00:19We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago
01:00:23Look at them
01:00:25That's what we call sweet
01:00:26I wish my hubby was like that
01:00:28Fuck
01:00:31That's actually my husband
01:00:32You jerk
01:00:32Chitting on me behind my back
01:00:34Aubrey
01:00:34Let me explain
01:00:36Wait
01:00:37Wait
01:00:37Stop
01:00:39First
01:00:42All right
01:00:44Enough
01:00:44Cut it out
01:00:46I
01:00:47Wouldn't have to be out here
01:00:49Messing around
01:00:50If you
01:00:51Didn't push me
01:00:52To do it
01:00:53Look at yourself
01:00:54Sloppy
01:00:55You're rude
01:00:57Totally
01:00:58Unfeminine
01:01:00I want a divorce
01:01:01Crazy lady
01:01:03Come on
01:01:12We'll get that scumbag
01:01:13No need for karma
01:01:14I can't handle this myself
01:01:15Hand me the car key
01:01:16Chris
01:01:26Leo snagged the role you wanted
01:01:28No way
01:01:30Why him?
01:01:32I cannot understand that
01:01:33He has fewer Instagram followers than me
01:01:35And his last movie made only a hundred million dollars
01:01:38The director's looking for a guy
01:01:39Who's totally devoted to his wife
01:01:42Leo and his wife
01:01:43Are Hollywood's poster couple
01:01:44For true love
01:01:45But what about you?
01:01:47You're a forty-year-old bachelor
01:01:49Known around town
01:01:50As a total playboy
01:01:51What if
01:01:53I told everyone
01:01:54That I've actually been in love
01:01:56With one woman
01:01:57For all those years
01:01:58But she's married
01:02:00And all my wild dating
01:02:01Was just to try and forget her
01:02:03You think that would lend me the role?
01:02:04Sounds more like
01:02:05Excuse me
01:02:06That's not good enough, huh?
01:02:09Alright
01:02:09Do I have to say
01:02:11She just got divorced
01:02:12And I'm rushing to marry her
01:02:14Vowing to never look at another supermodel again
01:02:16To prove I can be a committed guy?
01:02:19Now that's a story
01:02:20People might buy into
01:02:21But the problem is
01:02:24You're just making this up
01:02:25On the spot
01:02:26Alright
01:02:27I wish a woman like that
01:02:31Would just fall into my life for real
01:02:32Damn it!
01:02:36Fuck
01:02:38I'm so sorry
01:02:45Are you nuts?
01:02:46Nuts?
01:02:49Is that all your men got?
01:02:51Yeah, I'm nuts
01:02:52But you guys
01:02:53Eat good coke by nuts
01:02:54Sleep with nuts
01:02:56Have kids with nuts
01:02:57You are the real nuts here
01:02:58No offense
01:02:59But I'm Chris Roberts
01:03:01I only sleep with supermodels
01:03:03Under 25 years old
01:03:05Only supermodels
01:03:07Only supermodels
01:03:09Screw you fuck Chris Roberts
01:03:13I sold the house
01:03:31You got till tonight to move out
01:03:33Or your stuff will get thrown away
01:03:35If you want to divorce me
01:03:39Fine!
01:03:40Go ahead!
01:03:41But how dare you sell our house
01:03:44Without my consent!
01:03:46I'll sue you!
01:03:47Think you can afford a lawyer?
01:03:50Don't mess with me
01:03:51Or apply for a custody for our son
01:03:53Jobless housewife like you
01:03:54Won't stand a chance
01:03:56Despicable!
01:03:58So
01:03:59You divorced?
01:04:00It's none of your business!
01:04:02Marry me!
01:04:03Are you insane?
01:04:13My car's worth 4 million dollars
01:04:16You want to talk about marriage?
01:04:19Or compensation?
01:04:22This way, Mom
01:04:23Watch us stop, Mom
01:04:28Welcome, Mom
01:04:36Wow
01:04:47So it's your house at 5 Central Avenue
01:04:50I've seen it in a magazine
01:04:51So
01:05:06I get a room like this
01:05:08For a fake marriage?
01:05:09No
01:05:09This is for Elizabeth, my dog
01:05:12Yours is upstairs
01:05:13Bigger and better
01:05:15Forget that
01:05:16Come sign the contract
01:05:17Sign this
01:05:21And you will be my wife
01:05:23Sorry, what's your name again?
01:05:25Aubrey
01:05:26Okay
01:05:26Aubrey
01:05:28Listen to me
01:05:29I love you
01:05:30For more than 10 years
01:05:32I heard
01:05:32That you're divorced
01:05:34So
01:05:35I popped the question right away
01:05:37What?
01:05:39Really?
01:05:40Are you kidding me?
01:05:42Aubrey
01:05:42This marriage is just for show
01:05:44I hope you won't catch
01:05:45Real feelings for me
01:05:47Relax
01:05:49Not falling for you
01:05:50As easy as drinking and eating
01:05:52Great
01:05:52That's amazing
01:05:53Once I secure the role
01:05:55And back that Oscar
01:05:56We'll part our ways
01:05:58Smoothly
01:06:00So we stuck together
01:06:02Until we win an Oscar?
01:06:05Might as well say
01:06:06Till that do us a part
01:06:08Don't worry about that
01:06:09I'm gonna pay you
01:06:10An acting salary
01:06:11The same as I do
01:06:13With my models and actors
01:06:14You're Chris Roberts
01:06:16Those actresses must earn a fortune
01:06:18Considering our attitude
01:06:20I'm gonna go with minimum wage
01:06:22Usually they pay around 500 grand
01:06:24And now
01:06:25150k
01:06:26That's enough for you
01:06:28Per year?
01:06:30Per month, of course
01:06:31So you have a son?
01:06:46Don't get me wrong
01:06:47Just wanna know more about my wife
01:06:49Yeah
01:06:55His name is Luke
01:06:57He's nine
01:06:58In summer camp
01:07:00Unware of the divorce
01:07:02Good lord
01:07:12That looks calorie packed
01:07:14First
01:07:16First, it's not for you
01:07:17Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories
01:07:20Jeez, touchy
01:07:23It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic
01:07:26Keep that up
01:07:28Another thing
01:07:29Clear your schedule for tomorrow
01:07:31We're meeting the director
01:07:32Already?
01:07:35This is your first time stepping out as my wife
01:07:37And I really want you to take it seriously
01:07:39Need to dress up nicely, alright?
01:07:41Because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife
01:07:44Come on
01:07:46This top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket
01:07:48I'll solve this problem right now
01:07:51Hey, Brad
01:07:53Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
01:07:58Oh my god
01:08:00I didn't expect this to be such a huge project
01:08:04But luckily, I'm a Hollywood stylish
01:08:06Alright, girls
01:08:08Let's get going
01:08:09Right here
01:08:12I got it
01:08:13I got it
01:08:25Can't you set up back here?
01:08:26Sit down
01:08:27Get him out here
01:08:28Oh my god
01:08:29Are you okay, baby?
01:08:30Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
01:08:40She's my wife now
01:08:41So yes, it's worth it
01:08:43Baby Ro, I did my best today
01:08:48Remember, Rome wasn't built in the day
01:08:51How do I look?
01:09:08Wow
01:09:08You're the most beautiful you have ever seen
01:09:11Wow
01:09:14You sure ain't sure of that ass
01:09:16Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
01:09:19Julia
01:09:21Your acting skill surpassed mine
01:09:23That's what handling a big star does to me
01:09:26Let's go, girls
01:09:28Thank you so much, guys
01:09:29No problem, baby
01:09:31Jeez
01:09:33How did I not realize my backside has such potential?
01:09:37Just like Kardashians
01:09:39Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
01:09:43God is fair
01:09:44Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique
01:09:47He gave you unbridled confidence
01:09:49Wow
01:09:54You're totally gonna nail that role now
01:09:56We look so perfect together
01:09:58It's a match made in heaven
01:10:00No, no, no
01:10:12There's no spark between you two
01:10:14You don't love your wife at all
01:10:16I'm sorry that I can't give you this role
01:10:18But we haven't even started talking
01:10:21You know the law talk is about feeling
01:10:23I don't feel your love for her
01:10:25He's crazy about me
01:10:28The moment I was divorced
01:10:30He swooped in with a helicopter proposal
01:10:32I love you, baby
01:10:35That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
01:10:40Come back to me
01:10:45I will learn to be a proper
01:10:46Jeez
01:10:49Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director
01:10:52And not some charlatan?
01:10:54Yes
01:10:54But he did catch you rolling your eyes at me
01:10:56Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water
01:10:59Any steak?
01:11:00Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper
01:11:02Bursting from one extra bite
01:11:04You guessed right
01:11:06Much better now
01:11:15Can you eat quieter?
01:11:25You're disturbing my reading
01:11:27You're married?
01:11:36What's up?
01:11:38What?
01:11:38Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
01:11:40Of course
01:11:41I can cover your shift today
01:11:42Where are you going?
01:11:45The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you
01:11:50Aubrey
01:11:57What are you doing here?
01:11:59You're not stalking me, are you?
01:12:01Listen
01:12:01Stop harassing me
01:12:03Tiffany and I are engaged
01:12:05Sorry to disappoint you
01:12:08But I'm married too
01:12:10It's not just you who found someone new
01:12:12Jim!
01:12:13I told you she put up a front about finding someone else
01:12:16I do have a husband
01:12:20And he's hotter
01:12:22Wealthier
01:12:23And lasts longer in bed than you ever did
01:12:25If he's so great
01:12:27When's an old timer like you
01:12:29Still going here serving tapes?
01:12:31Come on man
01:12:32Don't just stand there
01:12:33Serve us
01:12:34I want
01:12:36Hot tea
01:12:37Geeze
01:12:48You trying to scald me?
01:12:49Are you satisfied now?
01:13:01That's better
01:13:02Drink up dear
01:13:03Ouch
01:13:05This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand
01:13:10Check out my engagement ring from Mark
01:13:13It's whopping two carats
01:13:15I heard your wedding ring was
01:13:18A freebie that came with some furniture shopping
01:13:23Wasn't it?
01:13:25Wow
01:13:25Good for you
01:13:27And when you guys eventually split
01:13:29You will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure
01:13:33Don't stoop to our level
01:13:37You
01:13:38Go and get the steaks ready in ten minutes
01:13:40Else
01:13:41I'll be reporting you
01:13:42I said
01:13:43Half an hour
01:13:44When you ordered
01:13:45Then
01:13:46Figured it out
01:13:47Wait
01:13:49Tub off my water
01:13:51Mary
01:13:57You owe me a proper meal
01:13:59I refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake
01:14:02Aubrey
01:14:06Why are you waitressing?
01:14:08We're not really married
01:14:09What I do is none of your business
01:14:11Let's go
01:14:14The advertisers are waiting
01:14:16Keep an eye on her
01:14:19Make sure nobody messes with her
01:14:22I'm not her agent
01:14:23But she's my wife
01:14:24At least on paper
01:14:25Okay guys
01:14:26If you don't need anything else
01:14:27I'm gonna head out and change shifts
01:14:29Oh my god
01:14:31My ring
01:14:33It's gone
01:14:34Since you're the only one serving us
01:14:37I suspect you stole my ring
01:14:39Just because you're a bitch
01:14:40Doesn't mean everyone is
01:14:42I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn
01:14:45Let alone steal it
01:14:46Denial won't help
01:14:48Let's all meet you somewhere
01:14:50See?
01:14:54This is proof
01:14:56I'm gonna have you
01:15:01FIRED
01:15:02No way
01:15:03You're framing me on purpose
01:15:04Got it
01:15:10Get the restaurant owner over here for me
01:15:13I'm gonna have you
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