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Palm Springs 2020 Romantic Comedy Drama Movie
Palm Springs is a romantic comedy film that follows two strangers, Nyles and Sarah, who meet at a wedding in Palm Springs. Nyles is stuck in a time loop, reliving the same day over and over, while Sarah is a reluctant participant in the wedding festivities. As they spend more time together, they develop a connection, and Sarah helps Nyles try to break the time loop. Along the way, they confront their own insecurities and learn to appreciate each other's company.
Cast: Andy Samberg, as Nyles, a man stuck in a time loop
Cristin Milioti, as Sarah, a reluctant wedding guest
Peter Gallagher, as Howard Wilder, the groom's father
Meredith Hagner, as Misty, a bridesmaid
Camila Mendes, as Tala Anne Wilder, the bride
Tyler Hoechlin, as Abe Schlieffen, the groom
Release Year: 2020
Runtime: 86 minutes
Genre: Romantic Comedy, Fantasy
Director: Max Barbakow
Screenplay: Max Barbakow and Andy Siara
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Palm Springs is a romantic comedy film that follows two strangers, Nyles and Sarah, who meet at a wedding in Palm Springs. Nyles is stuck in a time loop, reliving the same day over and over, while Sarah is a reluctant participant in the wedding festivities. As they spend more time together, they develop a connection, and Sarah helps Nyles try to break the time loop. Along the way, they confront their own insecurities and learn to appreciate each other's company.
Cast: Andy Samberg, as Nyles, a man stuck in a time loop
Cristin Milioti, as Sarah, a reluctant wedding guest
Peter Gallagher, as Howard Wilder, the groom's father
Meredith Hagner, as Misty, a bridesmaid
Camila Mendes, as Tala Anne Wilder, the bride
Tyler Hoechlin, as Abe Schlieffen, the groom
Release Year: 2020
Runtime: 86 minutes
Genre: Romantic Comedy, Fantasy
Director: Max Barbakow
Screenplay: Max Barbakow and Andy Siara
#PalmSprings, #AndySamberg, #CristinMilioti, #RomanticComedy, #TimeLoop, #2020Movies, #FantasyRomance, #movies, #film, #movie, #cinema, #films, #hollywood, #actor, #s, #love, #art, #cinematography, #netflix, #horror, #actress, #moviescenes, #music, #filmmaking, #cinephile, #tv, #horrormovies, #bollywood, #comedy, #movienight, #photography, #cine, #instagood, #instagram, #director, #moviereview, #drama, #AdultMovies, #RomanceMovies, #SexMovies, #XXX, #XX,
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00:00:00Ever and ever, forever and ever, you'll be the one
00:00:25That shines on me like a morning sun
00:00:33Wake up!
00:00:55Good morning!
00:00:57That's a good leg
00:01:05Okay, fine, but we have to be fast
00:01:10Are you close?
00:01:13I really can't start sweating, man
00:01:16Yeah, I'm working on it, darling
00:01:17Okay, I'm sorry, I have to get ready
00:01:22I'm so sorry
00:01:24It's so bright in here too, it's just, you're sweat
00:01:28I'm sorry, you can watch me though, watch me
00:01:32Okay, that's romantic
00:01:34Wait, what the hell?
00:01:40Oh my god, shit
00:01:42Shit
00:01:44Shit
00:01:46Oh my god, shit
00:01:48My grandma's ring's not in my jewelry case
00:01:50Shit
00:01:52Oh my god, shit
00:01:54Shit
00:01:56Oh my god, you're hilarious
00:01:58Hey, Misty
00:02:02What?
00:02:03Niles
00:02:32I'm asking you to not bring our drama here, okay
00:02:34Because this is truly a sacred day
00:02:36And it doesn't belong to us
00:02:38This day belongs to Tala
00:02:39And it belongs to Abe
00:02:40Are you gonna be happy?
00:02:44Are you gonna be smiley?
00:02:46That's a weird smile
00:02:48I'm gonna be smiley
00:02:50I'm gonna be smiley
00:02:52I'm gonna be smiley
00:02:54Ooh
00:03:06I'm gonna be smiley
00:03:08Good day so far? Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same. You? Today's young. Ask
00:03:18me again at the end. Anything can happen. Not today, Sanspa. That's a nice try, though.
00:03:26How gorgeous are these two? I mean, hashtag life goals. Am I right, you guys? But, um,
00:03:50no, seriously. Okay, guys, we're all part of this gorgeous...
00:03:53No. Come on, throw me a bone. This isn't the day for moderation.
00:03:57It's not good wine. I don't care. Okay, I decided to google the two most important things about
00:04:03marriage. Love and commitment. Love is to feel a deep romantic or sexual attachment to someone.
00:04:09And we all know these two little freaks are fine in that department, right? And commitment is the
00:04:15state or quality of being dedicated to a cause, activity, et cetera.
00:04:24Oh, she's done.
00:04:28Thank you. I love you guys. Um, so without further ado, I'd like to welcome up the actual
00:04:33big sister of the bride, Sarah.
00:04:35Come on up there, Peanut. No one told me that I was supposed to make a speech. Of course you're
00:04:42supposed to give a speech. You're the maid of honor. It's, it's your main job. She's been drinking, Howard. Sarah.
00:04:48Good night, my family and friends.
00:04:58Who is that?
00:04:59Niles, what are you doing?
00:05:00Going for the safe, babe. I'd like to share my thoughts on love.
00:05:03What are you talking about? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:06we are born lost then we're found but we're all just lost am i right oh my god however in the
00:05:25darkness comes light talla ann wilder and abraham eugene trench leafman who do not look like
00:05:33siblings you see their optimism their selflessness it's in their blood and talla there's something
00:05:42that a lot of people here don't know about you but they should i hope you don't mind it's not just
00:05:48time and money that talla has given to so many charitable causes she has also donated of herself
00:05:55bone marrow that's right she gave hers to her baby brother nico saving his life
00:06:03but now it's time for us to give to you here you are
00:06:11standing on the precipice of something so much bigger than anyone here
00:06:16and it may be frightening and filled with doubt but always remember you are not alone
00:06:24everyone here is your family we are your world and we will cheer you on with delight in our eyes
00:06:33as you achieve your wildest dreams so raise a glass
00:06:36we may be born lost
00:06:43but now you are found
00:06:48cheers
00:06:51wait what let's dance
00:06:58i already told you no earlier randy what what makes you think that i changed my mind
00:07:19i know you've had more to drink
00:07:20you can't say that to me man
00:07:23whatever i don't need a lecture
00:07:24so
00:07:32oh
00:07:35oh
00:08:22What are you smelling?
00:08:29Orchid Explosion by Fournier, right?
00:08:33Yeah. That's very weird.
00:08:36Well, I know my hair mists. I dated a girl who used to bathe in it.
00:08:40Well, I don't like it. Tala got it for me as a birthday present last year, and if I didn't wear it, she'd murder me.
00:08:46That makes sense.
00:08:46Here are the drinks you didn't pick up from the bar.
00:08:49Thank you. I always get an extra one. Save myself a trip.
00:08:54Or you might just be an alcoholic.
00:08:56Could be.
00:09:00Cheers.
00:09:01Cheers.
00:09:04You're Misty's boyfriend?
00:09:06I don't think that we met at the rehearsal dinner last night. I'm Sarah.
00:09:08Niles.
00:09:09Hi.
00:09:10Hi.
00:09:10So what's your deal? You don't dance?
00:09:14Plantar fasciitis, actually.
00:09:16Ah, respect.
00:09:18Dear, I have been to more weddings in my life than you can imagine.
00:09:22You might be surprised.
00:09:23And I have to say that your speech is the best wedding speech I've ever heard.
00:09:30Sure can.
00:09:30Oh, man. Wow.
00:09:35That feels good.
00:09:37Yeah, I bet.
00:09:39But you don't actually believe any of the shit that you said.
00:09:41Not a word of it.
00:09:43We're all fucking alone.
00:09:48Hey, uh, you don't want to maybe go someplace where we could be alone, do you?
00:09:53Wow.
00:09:54That is very forward of you.
00:09:57What's your rush?
00:10:00Well, it's just, you know, your dad and your mom are about...
00:10:04Stepmom and mom's dead.
00:10:05Oh.
00:10:06Yeah, well, um, they're about to sing a song and I just can't handle that right now.
00:10:15And, uh, what would Misty think about us running off together?
00:10:19I have a feeling she'd be okay with it.
00:10:21Oh, my God, we're so bad.
00:10:22We're so bad.
00:10:24Oh, my God.
00:10:25I can't say I ever liked her.
00:10:28Yeah, she has her moments, but this one hurts.
00:10:32Why don't you go in there and stop them?
00:10:33Trust me, there is not a world where these two don't end up together.
00:10:36Say something you're not feeling to me.
00:10:40Well, if it makes you feel any better, my whole family is embarrassed by me.
00:10:48They all see me as a, uh, as a liability who fucks around and drinks too much.
00:10:53Why would they think that?
00:10:54Because I fuck around and drink too much.
00:10:55Hmm.
00:10:57Which they tell me all the time.
00:10:59And then they, uh, try to take care of me and it is absolutely suffocating.
00:11:05Yeah, I've never been big on unsolicited help.
00:11:07Exactly.
00:11:08I can spend for myself.
00:11:10Of course you can.
00:11:11You don't need a leg up.
00:11:12Hold my leg up.
00:11:12Oh.
00:11:14That was weird.
00:11:16This is so fucked up.
00:11:18So fucked up.
00:11:20It's kind of hot, though.
00:11:22Don't you kiss me.
00:11:24Don't you tell me what to do.
00:11:26I can't, I give up.
00:11:39I just, will you just please take off your clothes?
00:11:42Yeah, you got it.
00:11:44Yeah.
00:11:47Nice.
00:11:49Yeah.
00:11:49You wear underwear under your bathing suit?
00:12:03Yeah, doesn't everybody?
00:12:07Ow, fuck!
00:12:08What the fuck is happening?
00:12:10I thought I smelled you, you piece of shit!
00:12:14Oh my god!
00:12:16What the fuck?
00:12:17What the fuck is happening?
00:12:19Oh my god!
00:12:20Holy fucking shit!
00:12:24What the fuck?
00:12:35You're a sick fuck, Roy!
00:12:49Keep running, shit bird!
00:13:02I will always find you!
00:13:05I will always find you!
00:13:28I will always find you!
00:13:32Niles?
00:13:37No, stop! Don't come in here!
00:13:39Are you okay?
00:13:40Don't come in here!
00:13:43Wake up!
00:13:47Good morning!
00:13:55That's a good leg.
00:13:58Okay, fine. But we have to be fast.
00:14:02Oh, man. Oh, man. Yes, ma'am, stupidity.
00:14:16You gone? Good day so far?
00:14:18Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same.
00:14:21You?
00:14:22Today's young. Ask me again at the end.
00:14:26Anything can happen.
00:14:28You!
00:14:30What the fuck did you do to me?
00:14:33Dude.
00:14:34What the fuck did you do to me?
00:14:36Hey! Come here!
00:14:37Get out of the water!
00:14:38Come here! Get out of the water!
00:14:43Get out of the water!
00:14:44Tell me what the fuck is going on!
00:14:56You're a sick fuck, Roy!
00:14:58Niles? Niles?
00:15:11No, stop! Don't come in here!
00:15:12Are you okay?
00:15:13Don't come in here!
00:15:14Don't come in here!
00:15:18Hello?
00:15:28What the fuck?
00:15:30What the fuck?
00:15:47Oh, Howard, please.
00:15:48It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.
00:15:51What the fuck?
00:15:53Oh, there you are!
00:15:54Tala! I found Sarah!
00:15:58We were looking for you all morning, honey.
00:15:59Okay.
00:16:00Come on!
00:16:02Are you all right?
00:16:03Yeah.
00:16:05Sarah Peanut.
00:16:08You must have gotten up early. I checked your room at six.
00:16:10Yeah. I went on a hike.
00:16:12Well, you look exhausted. Stay hydrated.
00:16:13Dad, is this... this is, uh, this is really happening.
00:16:18No, I'm not.
00:16:20I'm not.
00:16:21I'm not.
00:16:22You're not.
00:16:24I'm not.
00:16:25I'm not.
00:16:27You're not.
00:16:28It's not.
00:16:29I'm not.
00:16:30I'm not.
00:16:31Dad, is this, this is, uh, this is really happening, right?
00:16:35I, I, I, I don't understand your question.
00:16:38This, this day already happened.
00:16:43What are you saying?
00:16:45It felt real.
00:16:47It felt so real.
00:16:51Are you on drugs again?
00:16:52What the fuck did you do to me?
00:17:01Hey, come here.
00:17:02I'm not gonna hurt you, just get out of the water.
00:17:05Come here.
00:17:06Tell me what the fuck is going on.
00:17:13Sarah!
00:17:14Oh my god!
00:17:15What are you doing?
00:17:18Whoops.
00:17:19I'm okay.
00:17:20Oh my god.
00:17:21You're okay.
00:17:21You're okay.
00:17:23Jerry, give me the teeth.
00:17:25The three front teeth are pretty much broken off.
00:17:27There's one full canine.
00:17:29This is like a big day for everyone.
00:17:31This is a big day for me too.
00:17:32The wedding is today.
00:17:34It's been six hours.
00:17:35Sarah!
00:17:35Why are you standing there like a freak?
00:17:37Why were you in the pool?
00:17:38This doesn't make any sense.
00:17:40This doesn't make any fucking sense.
00:17:43What happened?
00:17:45Is she okay?
00:17:46Hey!
00:17:46Get out!
00:17:47She'll be okay.
00:17:48I'm taking Tyler into town.
00:17:50This dentist lose teeth.
00:17:52I love you, Daddy!
00:17:56Sarah, you're thinking you're worse!
00:17:58Sarah, no!
00:17:59I guess you followed me.
00:18:06What's going on?
00:18:09I tried to stop you.
00:18:12But what is this?
00:18:14When is this?
00:18:16Yeah, about that.
00:18:19So, this is today.
00:18:23Today is yesterday.
00:18:25And tomorrow is also today.
00:18:28It's one of those infinite time loop situations you might have heard about.
00:18:33That I might have heard about.
00:18:36Yeah.
00:18:36How do I stop it?
00:18:37I don't want tomorrow to be today.
00:18:39I want tomorrow to be tomorrow.
00:18:40Right.
00:18:41That's natural.
00:18:43Uh, unfortunately, that's never gonna happen.
00:18:46Tomorrow will always and forever now be today.
00:18:50So, uh, how about this?
00:18:59Uh, tomorrow, Tala's teeth will be totally fine.
00:19:03Which way is that cave?
00:19:07You don't want to go there.
00:19:08You don't want to go there.
00:19:38Please, where is it?
00:19:52You gotta wait.
00:19:54Oh my god, fuck you, just tell me.
00:20:02Where?
00:20:05I told you.
00:20:08You gotta wait.
00:20:11What?
00:20:12Where, where is it?
00:20:15Wait for it.
00:20:18Almost.
00:20:21I am the Antichrist.
00:20:23I'm just kidding.
00:20:38There is no god.
00:20:39The earthquake happens every day.
00:20:41But, check it out.
00:20:44Opens up the cave.
00:20:45You're not gonna find what you're looking for in there.
00:20:50Once you go in, the whole day just resets to wherever you woke up this morning.
00:20:54Same thing if you stick around.
00:20:55The second you fall asleep, it all just...
00:20:58goes back to the start.
00:21:00But will this day end?
00:21:01If I go in there?
00:21:02Sure, for you.
00:21:06You're wasting your time!
00:21:18It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.
00:21:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:21:25Wake up.
00:21:26Good morning!
00:21:29Good morning!
00:21:32She didn't leave a note.
00:21:51Sarah realized the day wasn't about her, so she left.
00:21:54Don't say that.
00:22:03Or she's scared.
00:22:04Of what?
00:22:05Families, weddings, intimacy, melanoma, nanotech, round-the-clock surveillance, sauce.
00:22:14She'll be back.
00:22:15And how gorgeous are these two?
00:22:22I mean, hashtag life goals, am I right, you guys?
00:22:27Oh, but, um, no, seriously.
00:22:30Okay, guys, I know this is supposed to be, like, three minutes.
00:22:32Fire, fire!
00:22:34Yeah!
00:22:35Yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:22:37We're staying away, yeah!
00:22:38Yeah!
00:22:38We're staying away, yeah!
00:23:08It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.
00:23:16I'm coming!
00:23:17I'm coming!
00:23:18Oh, my God!
00:23:19Sarah?
00:23:19Oh, excuse me.
00:23:20Hi.
00:23:21Wake up.
00:23:22Sarah, what the hell are you doing?
00:23:24Sarah, what are you doing?
00:23:25Get dressed.
00:23:26I can't be here anymore.
00:23:29Oh, my God.
00:23:31Are you fucking cheating on me?
00:23:33No.
00:23:35You're cheating on me, you goof.
00:23:37Wait, what?
00:23:43I don't know what it is.
00:23:45It could be life.
00:23:46It could be death.
00:23:47It might be a dream.
00:23:48I might be imagining you.
00:23:49You might be imagining me.
00:23:50It could be purgatory or a glitch in the simulation that we're both in.
00:23:53I don't know.
00:23:54So, I decided a while ago to sort of give up and stop trying to make sense of things altogether.
00:24:01Because the only way to really live in this is to embrace the fact that nothing matters.
00:24:07Well, then what's the point of living?
00:24:09Well, we kind of have no choice but to live.
00:24:13So, I think your best bet is just to learn how to suffer existence.
00:24:20So, we can't die?
00:24:21No.
00:24:22The loop just starts over.
00:24:23There might be some way to kill yourself, but I haven't figured it out.
00:24:26And I've done a lot of suicides.
00:24:29So many.
00:24:31No.
00:24:32No, I'm going to get out of this.
00:24:37All right.
00:24:38Suit yourself.
00:24:41What are you doing?
00:24:42Bracing for a quick death.
00:24:45I mean, we can't die, but pain is very real.
00:24:48There's nothing worse than slowly dying in the ICU.
00:24:55We could just skip this whole phase.
00:24:57Go get a beer, you know?
00:25:00We're not.
00:25:01Whatever.
00:25:04See you tomorrow.
00:25:06Wake up.
00:25:11So, as I was saying, you just have to find peace.
00:25:18You know?
00:25:19I drove all the way back home to Austin, and I still woke up here.
00:25:24That's how it works.
00:25:25One time, I smoked a bunch of crystal and made it all the way to Equatorial Guinea.
00:25:30It was a huge waste of time.
00:25:32They detained me as soon as I got off the plane.
00:25:33I was acting a little odd.
00:25:36And then I passed out in a couple minutes.
00:25:38Woke up back here.
00:25:40Woo!
00:25:42Darla, you and me, a hundred bucks.
00:25:45Who the fuck are you?
00:25:49Don't you know how to hustle, kid?
00:25:51I'm an honest man, Darla.
00:25:53You're gonna lose this game.
00:25:55But you can keep your money.
00:25:58Ah!
00:25:58Oh, my God.
00:25:59Who was the guy that was hunting you?
00:26:02Fuck.
00:26:11That was Roy.
00:26:13He was a guest at the wedding.
00:26:16Abe's dad's cousin of the Schlieffen clan.
00:26:20That's about all I know about the dude.
00:26:22Yeah, but why was he trying to kill you?
00:26:30One night, a very long time ago, I partied with Roy.
00:26:38I mean, this was back in the early days, before I had really acquainted myself with everyone.
00:26:42Yeah, I...
00:26:42I was just fueling my way through it.
00:26:44Tuna?
00:26:44I know you know, but you don't know that I know.
00:26:54Or do you know?
00:26:55Did you ever wonder if people think you're boring?
00:26:57What?
00:26:58Are you being a dick to the bartender?
00:27:01I would like a Moscato, please.
00:27:03Sure.
00:27:04What might have been and what has been point to one end, which is always present.
00:27:11Second thought, make that two shots of bourbon, please.
00:27:13I like your hat.
00:27:23Of course you do.
00:27:26Thank you, man.
00:27:29To the struggle.
00:27:35Confucius said marriage is a bottomless pit of sorrow that makes you forget who you are.
00:27:39He did not.
00:27:40But there is a bottom, my friend.
00:27:42And it is a fucking dark place.
00:27:50What do you say, man?
00:27:51You want to dance a little bit?
00:27:55Okay.
00:27:56You know the officiant douchebag in the ridiculous suit?
00:27:59Trevor.
00:28:00He's got a bag of sweets in his pocket.
00:28:02Tried to hit him up, but he said he did not want to share.
00:28:04Money, but tonight is not about me.
00:28:10You're right.
00:28:12Got him.
00:28:13I don't know what that was.
00:28:18Oi, open up your cans.
00:28:19You need shit back.
00:28:20Come on.
00:28:21I'm going to drop this.
00:28:23You need shit.
00:28:24We are the shit.
00:28:27You're alive.
00:28:30Oi, come on.
00:28:31That must be right now.
00:28:32This is the greatest night of my life.
00:28:51I wish I could just live out here forever.
00:29:03Follow me.
00:29:07What is it?
00:29:09Your ancestors are in there.
00:29:11My ancestors are in there?
00:29:14Your answers are the answers you're looking for.
00:29:18Okay.
00:29:19That's totally a different thing, but...
00:29:23I'm in.
00:29:28It didn't suck too much.
00:29:31Wait, Roy, wait.
00:29:32Wait.
00:29:35Wait.
00:29:36That was a mistake.
00:29:38When Roy found out about his new life, he did not take it lightly.
00:29:41Luckily, he lives in Irvine and wakes up there every day, so he only comes around once every
00:29:45few days or weeks.
00:29:49I don't know.
00:29:49My sense of time is a little fuzzy.
00:29:51But what does he want?
00:29:52I think he thinks it's revenge.
00:29:55Run, rabbit, run.
00:29:58He may have some anger issues.
00:30:01You said you didn't want the date in.
00:30:06What's that smell?
00:30:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:30:11So, I vowed to never bring anyone into this life ever again.
00:30:16Amen to that.
00:30:18I tied my tubes at 40.
00:30:20Yeah.
00:30:21You have to confront him, right?
00:30:22I mean, you cannot keep running from this person forever.
00:30:25What are you talking about?
00:30:29Of course I can't.
00:30:31Hey.
00:30:31Come on.
00:30:32Burrito truck just opened.
00:30:33Hey.
00:30:34That's for you.
00:30:35Keep the change, okay?
00:30:36But you have to promise me you're going to spend it all today.
00:30:39You know that's a scam.
00:30:42Of course, yeah.
00:30:43I just like to give back whenever I can.
00:30:46You know, material matters don't really concern me.
00:30:49With the exception of booze and burritos and designer drugs and candy.
00:30:52Obviously, I'm not a Puritan.
00:30:54And sex, I assume.
00:30:55You fuck other people in here?
00:30:56Great question.
00:30:57You must, right?
00:30:58I have, but it takes a lot of work.
00:31:01And I try to live my life at this point with as little effort as possible.
00:31:04Huh.
00:31:07Have we roped up?
00:31:08No.
00:31:09At least I don't think so.
00:31:11So, like, who else?
00:31:13Right.
00:31:13Uh, well...
00:31:14Besides Misty.
00:31:15Daisy, the barkeep.
00:31:16You know, I once hit a guy with his car.
00:31:21Oh, yeah?
00:31:21I don't think he ever walked again.
00:31:28Darla.
00:31:30If you insist.
00:31:32I bet that was great.
00:31:33You would have bet right.
00:31:34What about Tala?
00:31:35No.
00:31:35But I have tried.
00:31:38May I cut in?
00:31:40It's the first dance.
00:31:42And that's a deal breaker?
00:31:44That didn't work?
00:31:45It was a big swing.
00:31:46Right.
00:31:47Who else?
00:31:48Hey!
00:31:50There you go.
00:31:52You fucked Jerry Schlieffen?
00:31:53Well, he fucked me.
00:31:55He put his penis in my butthole.
00:31:56Yeah, I know how it works.
00:31:57I'm really glad I tried it.
00:31:58He's a sweet guy.
00:32:00Nice shot.
00:32:01And that's it?
00:32:02That's all you got?
00:32:03Oh.
00:32:05Your dad.
00:32:07What are we doing?
00:32:11I don't know.
00:32:12Nah, I'm just kidding.
00:32:13Oh, my God.
00:32:15I got you, though.
00:32:16You did.
00:32:17What about you?
00:32:18What's going on with your sex life?
00:32:21Nice try.
00:32:22Hmm?
00:32:24I'm not going to sleep with you.
00:32:26You asked me about mine.
00:32:27I was just being courteous.
00:32:28I mean, I might have the other night.
00:32:30I, you know, I would have.
00:32:31But not now, though.
00:32:34Yeah.
00:32:34I was thinking the exact same thing.
00:32:36You know?
00:32:36We're going to be seeing each other all the time.
00:32:38Let's just keep it simple.
00:32:39Don't overcomplicate it.
00:32:43We've never had sex?
00:32:44Again, my memory is pretty shot, but I don't think so.
00:32:49Anyways, I think the party's going to start pretty soon.
00:32:51You want to head back?
00:32:53Is that a joke?
00:32:55No.
00:32:56Why would I do that?
00:32:57I don't know.
00:32:58Eat, drink, dance, bask in love.
00:33:00That is not love.
00:33:01Of course it is.
00:33:01Tala's in love.
00:33:02You don't actually know what you're talking about.
00:33:04We, you, me, everyone.
00:33:05Everyone we know.
00:33:06Nobody can stand the idea of being alone.
00:33:11So we buy into this pageantry and celebrate.
00:33:17Bullshit.
00:33:18All right, so no wedding then.
00:33:20Where do you want to go?
00:33:22Oh, my God.
00:33:25Maybe it's a karma thing.
00:33:27What is?
00:33:28Yeah, what if it's like, to get out of this, you have to be selfless and then you're free?
00:33:34I just bought a hundred dollar candy bar and I'm still here.
00:33:36Yeah, but not like that.
00:33:37Like, real acts of selflessness, like the bone marrow shit that Tala does.
00:33:41You know, look, what if, oh my God, what if life just keeps going for everyone else here,
00:33:44but not you and me until we've earned our way out?
00:33:46You've really never thought about this before?
00:33:47Yeah, no, I've never thought about the multiverse.
00:33:50All right, fine.
00:33:51Let's say you're right and that would work.
00:33:53What's the most selfless act you can think of?
00:33:56Something that would guarantee this day to end.
00:34:02And I have full faith in your abilities to keep the boat afloat.
00:34:12And now, old mate Abe, he's going to say his vows.
00:34:16Actually, just, sorry, hold on one second.
00:34:20Take that.
00:34:26Are you joking right now?
00:34:53All right, get down, get down, get down.
00:35:11Hey, hey, this place, get off me, get off me.
00:35:16I should never have left the Great Lakes.
00:35:18This place is a nightmare.
00:35:19It's all right, Randy.
00:35:20It's all right, Randy.
00:35:21Everything is great.
00:35:22Sorry.
00:35:23Well, the gods have spoken and they approved this marriage.
00:35:30What the hell did you say to her?
00:35:32Sister stuff, but I think I'm good.
00:35:34Selflessness is just, it's fantastic.
00:35:37Right.
00:35:37Uh-oh, Alan, you owe me a shot of whiskey.
00:35:45Alan.
00:35:46Well, Niles, this has been great.
00:35:48Well, you know, not great, but it's been interesting.
00:35:51And hey, in all your future loops, please keep me out of that fucking cave.
00:35:57And good luck with that psychopath who keeps trying to murder you.
00:36:02Deal with him.
00:36:04Yeah.
00:36:04That could be your way out.
00:36:06Well, you seem to have it all figured out.
00:36:07Good luck.
00:36:11Coming!
00:36:12Oh, Sarah?
00:36:14Didn't work.
00:36:15Life is meaningless.
00:36:16Let's get the fuck out of here.
00:36:18Oh, my God.
00:36:21Are you fucking cheating on me?
00:36:23What?
00:36:26This isn't funny.
00:36:28Okay, stop.
00:36:30I'm serious.
00:36:31I'm serious.
00:36:32Stop copying me.
00:36:33Stop pretending like you know everything.
00:36:35Yeah!
00:36:38Okay, I'm gonna go.
00:36:39Wait, what?
00:36:41And what is this place?
00:36:42This is kind of a safe house for me.
00:36:45The family who lives here is out of town.
00:36:47I don't know when they're coming back, but it's not today.
00:36:56Let's waste some time.
00:36:58Hey, who's the mustache?
00:37:11Break my wife run off with.
00:37:12The ocean will have us all.
00:37:18The ocean will have us all.
00:37:20The ocean will have us all.
00:37:28Dark woman in like I'll be burning.
00:37:31Woman, I have to be done.
00:37:34Woo!
00:37:36Dark woman in like I'm at the breathing.
00:37:40Woman, I can't be done.
00:37:41Ah, it's not there's that!
00:37:44The ocean will have us all.
00:37:47The ocean will have us all.
00:37:54Cold cars, take a day to nothing.
00:37:56This is fucking crazy!
00:37:58This is just like nothing here.
00:38:01Uh-oh.
00:38:01What the hell?
00:38:16What the hell?
00:38:17What the hell?
00:39:17Oh, um, sure.
00:39:21Can I keep my shirt on?
00:39:24And there's flames coming off the back and everything?
00:39:39Oh, yeah, it's such an awesome car.
00:39:41How close are you sticking to my sketch?
00:39:42I stuck to it exactly.
00:39:44You're going to love it.
00:39:45Awesome.
00:39:45It looks really cool.
00:39:53Wait! Stop!
00:39:54There's a bomb in the cake.
00:39:56Don't worry.
00:39:57I used to be a bomb guy.
00:40:00Everyone stand back!
00:40:03Oh, my God!
00:40:06Try it out, you son of a bitch!
00:40:09You ruined my plans!
00:40:11Sarah, the sister of the bride, and based on her accent, from origins unknown.
00:40:17I'll take her dead or alive.
00:40:18Put the weapon down.
00:40:20Fine.
00:40:20Then it's to be hand-to-hand combat that...
00:40:23Oh, my God!
00:40:24Niles!
00:40:25How's it going?
00:40:26Is it good?
00:40:27Yeah, it looks really good.
00:40:28And are the balls smooth and hairless like I asked for?
00:40:30Yeah.
00:40:31And are you getting the jizz right?
00:40:32Dotted lines.
00:40:33Straight across.
00:40:34Ready?
00:40:35Yeah.
00:40:35Ta-da!
00:40:43Wow!
00:40:44That's beautiful.
00:40:46I'm not that old, though, am I?
00:40:47Think of it like this.
00:41:07Everything in this void, the space where the candy bar once was but is now in my stomach,
00:41:14is the past.
00:41:16Mm-hmm.
00:41:16And everything that's remaining is the future encased in chocolate.
00:41:21Mm-hmm.
00:41:21I have no interest in this.
00:41:23Emptiness.
00:41:25You know, the who, what, why of your past.
00:41:28You got here.
00:41:28That's all that matters.
00:41:29But if you really want to know someone deeper, it does matter.
00:41:33It does.
00:41:35You have to know the whole package.
00:41:37I disagree.
00:41:38This.
00:41:40The next bite.
00:41:43That's all that matters.
00:41:46I was married for two years.
00:41:55I knew it wasn't going to work.
00:41:56I knew it wasn't going to work out the moment that I said yes.
00:41:59I knew it wasn't going to work out when I moved to Austin.
00:42:01I knew it wasn't going to work out, so I walked down the aisle, but I went through with it, and it didn't work out.
00:42:13Now, ignoring all that would make me destined to repeat it.
00:42:22What about you?
00:42:30What about you?
00:42:32Hmm.
00:42:34Are you going to tell me anything about it?
00:42:38There's nothing.
00:42:39What about your life before you got stuck in here?
00:42:43What was your job?
00:42:44I honestly can't remember.
00:42:57Oh my god, that's bullshit, Niles.
00:42:58No, I'm serious.
00:43:01Wow, it's been such a long time.
00:43:06These are fantastic mushrooms.
00:43:20Yeah.
00:43:23Too bad we're doing them in such a shithole, though.
00:43:26I am not a fan of this magical desert.
00:43:28Well, then I just feel sorry for you.
00:43:32Yeah?
00:43:32Uh-huh.
00:43:33Oh, wow.
00:43:35Well, if you feel sorry for me, then that must mean that you care about me, Niles.
00:43:38And what?
00:43:40No.
00:43:40And what?
00:43:41No, but when I say that I feel sorry, it's like, it's the same way that I would say that I feel sorry that, you know, I finished one beer, and now I have to open a new one.
00:43:53You know, now I'm not sorry anymore.
00:43:55It's just a fleeting feeling.
00:43:59Right.
00:43:59It drifts away, just like they all do.
00:44:08What do you mean, it just drifts away?
00:44:11Like they all do?
00:44:14Like what has drifted away?
00:44:15Okay.
00:44:25To pretending not to care.
00:44:40I like that.
00:44:41I know you do.
00:44:42To pretending.
00:44:53That's Nile.
00:44:57My God.
00:44:59Do you see them, Tile?
00:45:02Are they real?
00:45:04Who cares?
00:45:05Night.
00:45:27Night.
00:45:33Night.
00:45:33Night.
00:45:35Niles, let's just get it over with.
00:45:53Okay.
00:46:05What?
00:46:11I just...
00:46:35It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.
00:46:55Hey, um, sorry, you, um, you should probably go, you know, before somebody sees you.
00:47:23Sarah?
00:47:33Yeah.
00:47:47Gotta say, I kinda felt a little different this morning.
00:47:59Like, you know, kinda good.
00:48:09Because of last night?
00:48:11Oh, yeah.
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:17Is that a yeah of regret, or...?
00:48:21Yeah, it was fun.
00:48:23It was fun.
00:48:25Yeah, sounds like it.
00:48:33I can't keep waking up in here.
00:48:35Yeah, waking up is always weird.
00:48:39But, you know, going to bed maybe just got a little better, right?
00:48:45This cop's been following us.
00:48:47For miles.
00:48:49Oh.
00:48:50Right?
00:48:52Do you wanna talk about it, or...?
00:48:54The cop?
00:48:55No, the fact that, um, we had sex last night.
00:48:57You said we should have sex, and then we had sex.
00:48:59What's there to talk about?
00:49:03It's all meaningless, right?
00:49:05I mean...
00:49:07I hope it's not all meaningless.
00:49:13So what, we're just littering now?
00:49:14God, nothing.
00:49:15Nothing.
00:49:16What is this guy's deal?
00:49:27Oh, there we go.
00:49:28Finally.
00:49:29What are you doing?
00:49:30You know, believe it or not, I've never been arrested before.
00:49:32Yeah.
00:49:33And I'm very curious to see what it's all about.
00:49:34Aren't you?
00:49:35No.
00:49:37No, no, no, no.
00:49:38Don't.
00:49:39I think it might be him.
00:49:40Him?
00:49:41Roy.
00:49:43Fucker.
00:49:45Don't stop!
00:49:48If you're not gonna take care of this, someone has to.
00:49:51No!
00:49:52Someone doesn't have to!
00:49:53We've been over this!
00:49:54I'm serious.
00:49:55I'm serious!
00:49:56HELP!
00:49:58He's trying to kill me!
00:50:01He's trying to kill me!
00:50:04He's trying to kill me!
00:50:05He's trying to kill me!
00:50:10Thank you!
00:50:11Thank you!
00:50:13Is that him?
00:50:14Sir, we do not comply.
00:50:15I'll have no choice but to remove you by force.
00:50:24Uh, okay!
00:50:28I'm coming out!
00:50:33Sorry about that, Mr. Policeman.
00:50:35I thought you were someone else.
00:50:37You should always go with that first instinct, shit bird.
00:50:48Hi, Roy.
00:50:49Did you call for backup?
00:51:00Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
00:51:02Oh, come on, relax.
00:51:03I just, uh...
00:51:04I just clipped him.
00:51:05You did not just clip him!
00:51:06He's a fucking sadist!
00:51:07I was just saving you!
00:51:08You should be thanking me!
00:51:09He was gonna kill you!
00:51:10Okay, well, no thank you!
00:51:11Freeze!
00:51:12Put your hands above your head!
00:51:13Suck my dick, officer, bitch!
00:51:15Seriously, man, just leave us alone.
00:51:16Are you gonna fucking tase me, fuckface?
00:51:18Oh, oh, oh yeah, go ahead and tase me!
00:51:20Come on, just do it!
00:51:21I'm touching your bike!
00:51:22Uh-oh!
00:51:23Uh-oh!
00:51:24Uh-oh!
00:51:25Uh-oh!
00:51:26What the hell is going on with you?
00:51:27What?
00:51:28You got a little out of hand.
00:51:29You think?
00:51:30Sorry.
00:51:31The pain is real.
00:51:32Why can't you understand that?
00:51:33It doesn't matter.
00:51:34Nothing matters, right?
00:51:35Those are your words.
00:51:36No.
00:51:37Pain matters.
00:51:38What we do to other people matters.
00:51:39Being a source of terror is not fun, okay?
00:51:41It doesn't matter.
00:51:42Nothing matters.
00:51:43Right?
00:51:44Those are your words.
00:51:45No.
00:51:46Pain matters.
00:51:47What we do to other people matters.
00:51:48Being a source of terror is not fun, okay?
00:51:50It's not fulfilling.
00:51:51I know this from experience.
00:51:53It doesn't matter that everything resets and people don't remember.
00:51:56We remember.
00:51:57We have to deal with the things that we do.
00:51:58Oh my god.
00:51:59Cry me a river, Niles.
00:52:00You are never gonna deal with him.
00:52:01I actually did you a favor, so fuck you.
00:52:03No, Sarah.
00:52:04Fuck you.
00:52:05Out of nowhere, you just start acting like a child,
00:52:07which, by the way, is how you got stuck in this shit to begin with.
00:52:10Ow!
00:52:11See? A child.
00:52:12Shut the fuck up over there!
00:52:13I got stuck in this shit because you got me stuck in it.
00:52:17I tried to stop you!
00:52:19Don't you remember?
00:52:20I said stop!
00:52:21Don't come in!
00:52:22But no, you can't tell Sarah what to do.
00:52:23She's got it all figured out.
00:52:24Are you serious right now?
00:52:25I followed you into that cave because I liked you,
00:52:28and someone was trying to hurt you because I give a shit,
00:52:31which is something that you clearly know nothing about.
00:52:34If I had known that I was going to be stuck with a pretentious sad boy for the rest of eternity,
00:52:41I would have stayed so far away from you, and I sure as hell would never have fucked you.
00:52:46Oh, please. Fucked like a thousand times.
00:52:49What?
00:52:59What did you say?
00:53:00What did I say?
00:53:01Answer me!
00:53:02I lied, okay?
00:53:11We did hook up before.
00:53:13A lot.
00:53:15All I had to do was bail you out with that ridiculous speech at the wedding.
00:53:19But it was different then.
00:53:20It was always just going to reset.
00:53:22And then you got stuck in here and...
00:53:25I don't know, maybe I should have told you, but I didn't want to tell you.
00:53:31I didn't want to tell you.
00:53:34So I didn't.
00:53:35Okay?
00:53:36Okay?
00:53:44I'm getting out of this day.
00:53:48Sarah, I'm sorry, okay?
00:53:49Sarah, Sarah, Sarah!
00:54:01Hey.
00:54:02Pia.
00:54:03What room is Sarah staying in?
00:54:07Misty's boyfriend.
00:54:08Come on!
00:54:09Oh, okay, right, right.
00:54:10Sorry.
00:54:11Um, her room is second to last down the hall.
00:54:13But she isn't in there.
00:54:15Where is she?
00:54:16No one knows.
00:54:17Howard went to wake her up this morning, but she wasn't in there.
00:54:25So, did anyone actually see her sleeping there last night?
00:54:29She wakes me up every morning, guys, so she's gotta be somewhere.
00:54:31Niles, what are you doing?
00:54:32Sarah!
00:54:33Come on out!
00:54:34Come on out!
00:54:35Come on out!
00:54:37Wake up!
00:54:41Sarah!
00:54:42Sarah!
00:54:46Sarah!
00:54:50Wake up!
00:54:52Sarah realized the day wasn't about her, so she left.
00:54:53Oh, don't say that.
00:54:54Now, Howard.
00:54:55Once again, Pia is right.
00:54:56Sarah treats her life like it's her own private soap opera.
00:55:00Who are you?
00:55:02Missy's boyfriend.
00:55:04Wake up!
00:55:05Wake up!
00:55:06Where is she?
00:55:07Seriously, did she tell you guys to do this?
00:55:08Okay, maybe she didn't go in the cave, but she told you to do this, right?
00:55:10I don't, I don't feel safe with him in the house.
00:55:11I feel like we should call the cops.
00:55:12That's like, honestly, I don't feel safe anymore.
00:55:13And how gorgeous are these two?
00:55:15And how gorgeous are these two?
00:55:16Hashtag life goals of our race was?
00:55:17We're so bad.
00:55:18Oh, my leg.
00:55:19Wake up!
00:55:20Air Force reserves, I ate three whole pizzas.
00:55:21Randy, you have the best stories.
00:55:22I know.
00:55:23Hey!
00:55:24Oh, my God!
00:55:25The wedding guy's here!
00:55:26Hey!
00:55:27Hey!
00:55:28Oh, my God!
00:55:29The wedding guy's here!
00:55:30Hey!
00:55:31Hey!
00:55:32Hey!
00:55:33Hey!
00:55:34Hey!
00:55:35Hey!
00:55:36Hey!
00:55:37Hey!
00:55:38Hey!
00:55:39Hey!
00:55:40Hey!
00:55:41Hey!
00:55:42Hey!
00:55:43The wedding guy's here!
00:55:44Hey!
00:55:45Great job, man!
00:55:46Yeah!
00:55:47I need a breather.
00:55:48Can I have a take?
00:55:49Please.
00:55:50Go for it.
00:55:51I brought it for you, man.
00:55:52Misty's boyfriend.
00:55:53Are you in on this?
00:55:54Yeah.
00:55:58That's a hard no.
00:55:59Okay.
00:56:00All right.
00:56:01Don't mind if I do.
00:56:02That's good, right?
00:56:03Oh, my God.
00:56:04Yeah.
00:56:05Feel free to come in.
00:56:06Party boys tonight.
00:56:07See you again.
00:56:08Now he's married, man.
00:56:09Watch him go back to the wedding.
00:56:10Duff, I never want to be married.
00:56:13You okay, babe?
00:56:14Did you two sleep in here last night?
00:56:16No, Tyler's all about that no sleeping together before marriage thing, so Abe took it.
00:56:20Why?
00:56:21Abe slept here last night.
00:56:22Yeah.
00:56:23What's up?
00:56:26Baby.
00:56:27You're so fucking beautiful.
00:56:30Abraham, you slick fuck.
00:56:32I get it.
00:56:33Uh...
00:56:34Excuse me?
00:56:35You and Sarah.
00:56:36It all makes sense now.
00:56:37What's he talking about?
00:56:39Your sister and Abraham boned each other.
00:56:42She wakes up with him every single day and then probably sneaks out in the morning.
00:56:46God, no wonder she hates herself.
00:56:48Here, smell this from Abe's room.
00:56:50Shut up and sit down.
00:56:51You're drunk.
00:56:52Miles, what are you doing?
00:56:53Just shut up and go fuck Trevor.
00:56:54That isn't true, is it?
00:56:56What?
00:56:57No, no.
00:56:58This guy's been drunk all day.
00:56:59That may be accurate.
00:57:00However, if you do smell the pillow, you will recognize the distinct scent of Orchid Explosion
00:57:05by Fournier, the hair mist you got for Sarah on her birthday.
00:57:09Does anyone else here wear Orchid Explosion by Fournier?
00:57:13Oh my god.
00:57:14I didn't think so.
00:57:16Get the fuck out of here, okay?
00:57:18Hey, let's take a walk.
00:57:20You don't actually believe this guy, do you?
00:57:21You cheated on your fiancé the night before your wedding with her sister?
00:57:25And you know what?
00:57:26Fuck all of you.
00:57:27Sarah's a good person.
00:57:29But for some reason, she's never been good enough for any of you.
00:57:34Come here!
00:57:37Stay back!
00:57:40Trying to ruin my wife?
00:57:41Huh?
00:57:42Come on!
00:57:43Let's go!
00:57:49Misty's boyfriend!
00:57:51Oh, wow.
00:57:54Oh my god!
00:57:55Oh my god!
00:57:56Oh my god!
00:57:57Is there a fork in my face?
00:58:08Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to invite the mother and the father of the bride for a one-night special performance.
00:58:12Tala, you know that I'm not great with words, but I do love you more than anything.
00:58:22So we're going to perform a number that I sung to Howard on our wedding night.
00:58:27It's a song that I want you two to remember.
00:58:30When you fall into hard times, love can get you through anything.
00:58:35And this is A Lover's Concerto.
00:58:37How gentle is the rain that falls softly on my man?
00:58:54I miss her, Jerry.
00:58:56Who?
00:58:58Sarah.
00:59:00Walder?
00:59:01Oh.
00:59:04I didn't know you knew her.
00:59:14I love her.
00:59:18I see.
00:59:20That's interesting.
00:59:29Wake up!
00:59:31Roy!
00:59:56I'm turning myself in!
00:59:58Turning myself in!
01:00:01Torture me, I don't care!
01:00:03Motherfucker.
01:00:04You're right, it's dark down here.
01:00:06What the fuck are you doing here?
01:00:08Hey, Roy, I give up.
01:00:11You in?
01:00:13It's okay, everybody.
01:00:15It's my nephew.
01:00:16Thanks for your concern.
01:00:19You cannot be here.
01:00:21Who was that man?
01:00:22Fuck.
01:00:22Who?
01:00:23Hey, hon, this is...
01:00:26Niles.
01:00:26Niles.
01:00:27He's an old friend.
01:00:29Tuna will be ready soon,
01:00:30and we'll be out back.
01:00:38You look sad.
01:00:40Oh, he's okay, sweetie.
01:00:49Twins.
01:00:50You believe I made these at my age?
01:00:53If I had one less Mai Tai that night,
01:00:55I'd have put the condom on right,
01:00:57and they wouldn't be here.
01:00:58So, here's to Mai Tais.
01:01:07So this is your life?
01:01:09Not bad, huh?
01:01:11Beautiful wife.
01:01:12Beautiful kids.
01:01:16Little Joey is watering dog shit.
01:01:19It's weird.
01:01:20But it's beautiful.
01:01:21But it's beautiful.
01:01:24What happened to marriage being a bottomless pit of sorrow?
01:01:27Things change, you know?
01:01:31Priorities change.
01:01:37Okay, so what are you doing here?
01:01:38Just get on with it.
01:01:39You're freaking my wife out.
01:01:40Oh, I hadn't seen you in a while.
01:01:47Yeah, no shit.
01:01:48I ended up in the hospital last time I saw you.
01:01:50Nurses wouldn't let me sleep.
01:01:52They were afraid I'd go into a coma.
01:01:54Nothing worse than dying slowly in the ICU.
01:01:58I had a lot of anger towards you, man.
01:02:00I mean, I'm not going to see my kids grow up.
01:02:07Never going to walk little Libby down the aisle.
01:02:15I guess I had my head up my own ass.
01:02:18I mean, I didn't really comprehend what I was putting you through.
01:02:22A little stint in the hospital, really.
01:02:26Opened my eyes, though.
01:02:33This was always a good day here.
01:02:36You know?
01:02:38My wife in the prime of her womanhood.
01:02:42Little Joey tending his dog shit.
01:02:46Libby's going to do a family portrait later this afternoon
01:02:48where we're all animals.
01:02:50I'm a cuddly grizzly bear.
01:02:54I mean, it doesn't get any better than that.
01:03:00You gotta find your Irvine.
01:03:05I don't have an Irvine.
01:03:07We all have an Irvine.
01:03:12Hey, who was that loony bitch
01:03:13who blindsided me with the cop car anyway?
01:03:15Don't call her that.
01:03:16You took her to the cave, didn't you?
01:03:20Did you learn nothing from all this?
01:03:22She followed me in.
01:03:27Well, at least you have each other.
01:03:31Nothing worse than going through this shit alone.
01:03:33Okay, I think it's time for you to go.
01:03:45Can I stay for dinner?
01:03:46No, man, look, I...
01:03:48I think it's best if we don't see each other anymore.
01:03:53It's not you, it's me.
01:03:54Would you kill me one more time?
01:04:04Just, you know,
01:04:05beat the traffic.
01:04:11Side yard.
01:04:12I hope you find it, man.
01:04:19Yeah.
01:04:31I'm getting out of this day.
01:04:35Sarah, I'm sorry, okay?
01:04:37Sarah, Sarah, Sarah!
01:04:38It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.
01:04:42Hey, shut up.
01:04:43That was awful and crazy
01:04:44and it should never have happened
01:04:45and we both deserve every single fucking terrible thing
01:04:49that is coming toward us
01:04:50because we are very shitty people.
01:04:53But
01:04:53I am done being shitty.
01:05:04What did we do?
01:05:07That was so, so stupid.
01:05:09I'm a cheating piece of shit.
01:05:11Yeah, okay, great.
01:05:12I gotta go.
01:05:12It's like my dad!
01:05:13It's like my dad!
01:05:19Yeah, I got the Oakland Owhich
01:05:20and I suppose youaid it!
01:05:21Let's go.
01:05:30Let's go!
01:05:31It's like our three thousand days
01:05:31and we hash it out!
01:05:36Yeah!
01:05:37Yeah!
01:05:38Come on!
01:05:40No!
01:05:40No, no!
01:05:41I'll see you in the region!
01:05:42Yeah, but it would allow an observer access to the inter-deterministic universe on the
01:06:11other side of the Cauchy horizon.
01:06:13Okay.
01:06:14Sounds like you're joking right now.
01:06:20You'll be okay.
01:06:21You'll do just fine.
01:06:41Wake up.
01:06:51Hey.
01:06:55You're here?
01:06:56Yep.
01:06:57Um...
01:07:00It's good to see you.
01:07:03You look great.
01:07:04Yeah, well, I can't age.
01:07:06Right.
01:07:08Let me in, Sarah!
01:07:09You can't walk me out of my own room!
01:07:10Niall!
01:07:11Oh!
01:07:12So how have you been?
01:07:13Oh, so bad.
01:07:14I mean...
01:07:15No.
01:07:16Yeah.
01:07:17Really, really bad.
01:07:18Look, can I just say something?
01:07:19I'm so sorry for lying, for not telling you about our past.
01:07:21And I don't blame you for being mad at me and staying away for so long.
01:07:22But I've been thinking about it a lot.
01:07:23And I don't know, I feel like we had something really good going before I screwed it up, you
01:07:24know?
01:07:25So, do you think there's any way we could just start over?
01:07:30I'm so sorry for lying, for not telling you about our past.
01:07:34And I don't blame you for being mad at me and staying away for so long.
01:07:39But I've been thinking about it a lot.
01:07:41And I don't know, I feel like we had something really good going before I screwed it up, you
01:07:46know?
01:07:47So, do you think there's any way we could just start over?
01:07:57Are you done?
01:07:58Yeah.
01:07:59Cool.
01:08:01So, I think I found a way out.
01:08:05What?
01:08:06We are trapped in a box of energy.
01:08:09We get out of it by escaping the box in the 3.2 seconds it takes to travel through the loop itself.
01:08:18And by escaping the box, you mean?
01:08:21We blow up ourselves in the cave during that window.
01:08:24And if we detonate the seafour at the exact right moment, it will propel us out.
01:08:31To where?
01:08:32I don't know.
01:08:33We could wake up and it's today, we could wake up and it's 20 years from now, or, you
01:08:37know, we could be dead under a pile of rocks.
01:08:40There's really no way to be sure.
01:08:42That's why it's a theory.
01:08:44But we have to try.
01:08:46Yeah, I guess.
01:08:49Do we though?
01:08:50I mean, I don't want you to set yourself up for disappointment again.
01:08:54Remember the whole karma thing?
01:08:55This is different.
01:08:57I tested it.
01:08:59Tested it how?
01:09:01Spuds' goat.
01:09:02I sent her into the cave and I blew her up.
01:09:04I don't know where she went, but she is not here anymore.
01:09:07Can you sit me up?
01:09:08Wait, the goat is gone?
01:09:10Mm-hmm.
01:09:11It's crazy.
01:09:12Right?
01:09:13So I think that we just get through the rest of today, we don't do anything too nuts,
01:09:17and then tonight, we paste the fuck out of this shit home.
01:09:21I mean, you sure you don't want to run some more tests or something?
01:09:26What?
01:09:27No.
01:09:28What are you talking about?
01:09:29The cave's not going anywhere.
01:09:30What's the big rush?
01:09:31You know, in case something actually does happen.
01:09:35Holy shit.
01:09:37Are you scared to leave?
01:09:39What?
01:09:40No.
01:09:41Not at all.
01:09:43I just don't want to leave.
01:09:45There's a difference.
01:09:46Oh yeah?
01:09:47What's the difference?
01:09:48I want to stay with you.
01:09:51Look, I love you.
01:09:53Okay?
01:09:54How about that?
01:09:56What?
01:09:58I love you.
01:10:02You...
01:10:04How can you even know that?
01:10:06I am literally the only other human being stuck in here with you.
01:10:09No.
01:10:10What about Roy?
01:10:11I don't love him.
01:10:12Oh my god.
01:10:13Niles.
01:10:14So you're...
01:10:15You are saying that out there in the real world,
01:10:17with the millions of other people to choose from,
01:10:19you would still choose me?
01:10:20Yeah.
01:10:21But why would I want to go back there anyway, you know?
01:10:24It's a world of death and poverty, debilitating emotional distress.
01:10:27At least in here, we get to be together.
01:10:30You have lost your mind.
01:10:33Is that so bad?
01:10:34That's what love is all about.
01:10:36Don't be so afraid of it.
01:10:37This isn't real.
01:10:38Niles, everything that we are doing in here is fucking meaningless.
01:10:42So what?
01:10:43I mean, it's not like things were going so great for you out there.
01:10:46Look, I know about you and Abe, okay?
01:10:51And if your plan works, that's a whole other mess you're going to have to deal with.
01:10:55How do you know about that?
01:10:59Orchid Explosion.
01:11:02By Fournier.
01:11:03But it doesn't matter.
01:11:04I don't care about that stuff.
01:11:06That's like my whole thing.
01:11:07I can't keep waking up in there.
01:11:11Just ignore it.
01:11:12I need my life back.
01:11:16And I am asking you if you want to leave this place and come with me.
01:11:23And I'm saying no.
01:11:25But I'm also asking you to stay.
01:11:37Goodbye, Niles.
01:11:44What?
01:11:46Sarah.
01:11:54Niles, what the fuck was that?
01:11:58We should break up.
01:12:01What?
01:12:02You don't like me.
01:12:03I don't like you.
01:12:04But I don't think we should break up.
01:12:06What?
01:12:07People don't break up with me.
01:12:09This is so fucked up.
01:12:11Okay.
01:12:12I'm breaking up with you.
01:12:13I have the idea first.
01:12:15The blind may see.
01:12:19But stay behind relief.
01:12:23Of all.
01:12:26Liability and greed.
01:12:30And there's nothing more you need.
01:12:36You have a beautiful skin.
01:12:37I love your haircut.
01:12:38Me too.
01:12:40Without further ado.
01:12:41Let me bring up the actual maid of honor.
01:12:43The big sister of the bride.
01:12:44Sarah.
01:12:47Good luck, girl.
01:12:49Thank you, Misty.
01:12:51When I was 12, I had just started at this new school.
01:12:55And I was truly terrified of the world.
01:12:57And I kept having these really awful nightmares.
01:13:02And then one morning I woke up after a full night of sleep.
01:13:06And I find Tala asleep next to me.
01:13:11Holding me.
01:13:12And she'd heard me crying in my sleep.
01:13:15And she crawled into my bed to snuggle me.
01:13:20Because she thought that might help.
01:13:22And she was like five years old.
01:13:25And I never had another nightmare.
01:13:31You have this selflessness and this hopefulness that's really special.
01:13:38It's really rare.
01:13:48Big sisters are supposed to teach baby sisters.
01:13:51But I will today and forever and ever, ever be learning from you.
01:13:59I will.
01:14:03Um.
01:14:06And now.
01:14:08Abe.
01:14:14Don't.
01:14:16Fuck this up.
01:14:22I won't.
01:14:23I won't.
01:14:27Good.
01:14:37You smell so good.
01:14:42I love you.
01:14:44I love you too.
01:14:46So hopefully you get this.
01:14:50And sorry about that.
01:14:51Again.
01:14:53And, uh, I hope to see you soon.
01:14:57Okay.
01:15:00That was a lovely speech, dear.
01:15:03Thank you, Nana.
01:15:04Thanks.
01:15:05You know, I lost my mother when I was very young too.
01:15:12Yeah.
01:15:15Well, I suppose now that you'll be going soon.
01:15:19Good luck.
01:15:32You okay, sweetheart?
01:15:34I felt everything I'll ever feel.
01:15:39So I'll never feel ever again.
01:15:42What are you pouring this kid, Ted?
01:15:45That's his first drink.
01:15:47I thought I knew how to live.
01:15:51I didn't.
01:15:53Or I don't.
01:15:55Honey.
01:15:57Take a look around.
01:15:59Whatever you're after, it ain't here.
01:16:00Oh, my God.
01:16:04I'm an idiot.
01:16:06You sure he didn't take anything?
01:16:07He's just moping there.
01:16:08I'm a fucking adult.
01:16:09Ted with the pickup truck.
01:16:10You talk to me like that.
01:16:11You'll be pulling your teeth from the bar.
01:16:12Oh, my God.
01:16:13I'm an idiot.
01:16:14You sure he didn't take anything?
01:16:15He's just moping there.
01:16:16I'm a fucking adult.
01:16:17Ted with the pickup truck.
01:16:18You talk to me like that, you'll be pulling your teeth from the bar.
01:16:21Thanks, Ted.
01:16:22I'm an idiot.
01:16:23You sure he didn't take anything?
01:16:24He's just moping there.
01:16:28I'm a fucking adult.
01:16:29Ted with the pickup truck.
01:16:30You talk to me like that, you'll be pulling your teeth from the bar.
01:16:34Thanks, Ted.
01:16:46No.
01:16:47No.
01:16:53No.
01:16:56No, no.
01:17:05Oh, damn it!
01:17:12What?
01:17:13Don't shoot, don't shoot!
01:17:14Please, I need help, a ride, anything.
01:17:17Who the fuck are you?
01:17:1930 years ago, you met a woman named Tracy Holmes at a bar in Aberdeen.
01:17:23She took your virginity in the bathroom and then left town.
01:17:26You never saw her again.
01:17:28Spuds, I'm your son.
01:17:34I've always had a feeling.
01:17:47Sarah!
01:17:48Sarah, wait!
01:17:50Wait!
01:17:53I get it now!
01:17:54You were right.
01:17:55I was scared.
01:17:57But I'm not anymore.
01:17:59Look, Sarah, from the first time that I saw you...
01:18:02No, stop.
01:18:03Stop it.
01:18:04Niles, I don't want another one of your speeches.
01:18:07All right?
01:18:07You get one more sentence.
01:18:18Okay.
01:18:19Okay.
01:18:20Even though I pretend not to be, I've realized that I am completely codependent.
01:18:26But I'm cool with it, because I think that life should be shared now.
01:18:31And I need you to survive.
01:18:35Okay.
01:18:37Just your one sentence.
01:18:38I need you to survive, comma!
01:18:40But it's so much more than that.
01:18:42A colon.
01:18:44I know you better than anyone knows you.
01:18:48And remember that night when we saw the dinosaurs?
01:18:51You said it yourself.
01:18:52In order to really know a person, you have to see the entire package, the good and the bad.
01:18:55And I've seen your package, and it is excellent, Sarah.
01:18:59Ampersand, you're my favorite person that I've ever met.
01:19:05And yes, I know that it's crazy odds that the person I like the most in my entire life would be someone I met while I was stuck in a time loop.
01:19:11But you know what else is crazy odds?
01:19:12Getting stuck in a time loop!
01:19:15Dot, dot, dot.
01:19:16Ellipses.
01:19:17Ellipses, thank you.
01:19:18Called them ellipses.
01:19:19Ellipses.
01:19:19Look, I hope that blowing ourselves up works, but it's really irrelevant to me, as long as I'm with you.
01:19:29And if it kills us, well then...
01:19:32I'd rather die with you than live in this world without you.
01:19:39Emphatic period.
01:19:47That was a grammatical nightmare.
01:19:49Yeah.
01:19:49I'm hoping I didn't distract from my point too much.
01:19:51I mean, an emphatic period is just a...
01:19:53It's an exclamation point.
01:19:54I don't want to seem desperate.
01:19:59What if we get sick of each other?
01:20:03We're already sick of each other.
01:20:06It's the best.
01:20:07I can survive just fine without you, you know.
01:20:18But there's a chance that this life can be a little less mundane with you in it.
01:20:26Yeah.
01:20:27Less mundane.
01:20:29That's a super low bar.
01:20:30That's a great place to start.
01:20:31Okay.
01:20:32Okay.
01:20:32Okay.
01:20:36Okay.
01:20:38Okay.
01:20:41Go on.
01:20:43Let's see if we blow up and die.
01:20:46Okay?
01:20:46So, was the whole go disappearing thing for real or was that bullshit?
01:20:56It's too late.
01:20:56You've already committed.
01:20:57Damn it.
01:21:00Where do you want to go on our first date when this for sure works?
01:21:03Your mom's house.
01:21:04Okay.
01:21:05This was a mistake.
01:21:06Your mom's a mistake.
01:21:07All right.
01:21:15In case I don't see you again.
01:21:19I love you too.
01:21:20I love you too.
01:21:50So, now what do we do?
01:22:20Well, I should probably go pick up my dog.
01:22:31You have a dog?
01:22:33Yeah.
01:22:34Fred.
01:22:36You have a dog named Fred?
01:22:38I do.
01:22:39You've never mentioned this?
01:22:41Never came up.
01:22:42Where is he?
01:22:43With a neighbor.
01:22:45What kind of dog is he?
01:22:46He's one of them shaggy dogs.
01:22:48He's one of them shaggy dogs.
01:22:50Hey, what the fuck are you doing in our pool?
01:22:52I guess they come back November 10th.
01:22:59I went downtown to see my lady.
01:23:16She stood me up and I stood there waiting.
01:23:19It'll be all right when the morning comes.
01:23:22Now I'm up in the air when it's raining my hair.
01:23:28I got nowhere to go.
01:23:30I can go anywhere.
01:23:32It'll be all right when the morning comes.
01:23:35Just in passing, I'm not asking that you'll be in a woman with you.
01:23:45When you come home, try to come home alone.
01:23:48It's so much better with two.
01:23:51Hey, Shepard.
01:23:59I got the message from your girlfriend last night.
01:24:01That is a pretty crazy theory.
01:24:03You really think it could work?
01:24:06I'm sorry.
01:24:08Do I know you?
01:24:14I'm Niles.
01:24:15Hi.
01:24:20Hi.
01:24:26No way.
01:24:29Wow.
01:24:30Daisy, I'd like a lots of alcohol, please.
01:24:35Nice to meet you.
01:24:36Yeah.
01:24:45When the morning comes.
01:24:54Just in passing, I'm not asking that you'll be in a woman with you.
01:25:00When you come home, try to come home alone.
01:25:04It's so much better with two.
01:25:08Now I'm out in the cold and I'm getting old.
01:25:12Standing here waiting on you.
01:25:15It'll be alright when the morning comes.
01:25:29When the morning comes.
01:25:32Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:25:40It'll be alright when the morning comes.
01:25:46Oh, oh, oh, oh
01:26:16Oh, oh, oh
01:26:46Let me give you a little experience
01:27:00Of some young chickens of today
01:27:03I'm gonna give you a little experience
01:27:06Of some young chickens of today
01:27:09They are full of disappointments
01:27:12They are never, never on time
01:27:15They don't give to an appointment
01:27:18They don't let the kids to lie
01:27:21They won't tell you this when they mean that
01:27:24I wish I could keep them apart
01:27:27But I'm a man, how can I?
01:27:31These women, necessary evil
01:27:33Are mine, oh, mine
01:27:36Yes, mine, I'm stupid to do
01:27:39And I'm a man, I'm not scared
01:27:40Oh, oh, oh, oh
01:27:42Oh, oh, oh, oh
01:27:49There are 5 p.m. is 10 a.m.
01:28:18Day of Monday is Wednesday, and when you try to chase them, they'll never come your way.
01:28:27The only time they keep to an appointment is when in desperate need.
01:28:33They would tell you all sorts of lies just to get what you need.
01:28:38And a man being so stupid would give them all they need, forgetting all the disappointment.
01:28:48And all it is just lies, I am man.
01:28:52Oh, money, money's the help of money.
01:28:56Venie, venie, venie.
01:28:59I think we need the help of money.
01:29:02Money, money, money.
01:29:05I think man's stupid being.
01:29:08Money, money, money.
01:29:11Money, money.
01:29:15Oh
01:29:45Oh
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