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00:00The 4th of July in Cousins is all about traditions.
00:17Susanna decks out the whole house.
00:19The dads come up for the weekend.
00:21The boys steam clams and shoot off fireworks.
00:24All the other 4th of Julys I was just tagging along.
00:28But this year, I have friends.
00:30I have plans.
00:31Can I finish your milk?
00:37Yo, I'm gonna go wash the clams.
00:39Did you get the lighter fluid?
00:40Yeah, it's already on the beach.
00:43Are we done with the portrait yet?
00:45Yeah, for today.
00:47But you do look good in a dress shirt, Steven.
00:49Which makes me think, if Belly doesn't hurry up and ask Cam to that ball,
00:53you should take her.
00:55Ew, no way.
00:56No, no, no, yeah.
00:57I'm already going with Shayla.
00:59To the debutante ball?
01:00Yes.
01:01As an escort?
01:03Wrap your head around it, Mom, all right?
01:05Shayla's coming today with Nicole and Gigi, so you'll meet her.
01:08That's wonderful.
01:09Oh, and don't forget, Miss Covington's first dance rehearsal is tomorrow.
01:13So, uh, tick tock.
01:14I'm asking Cam today.
01:17I don't know my kids anymore.
01:19Wait, are you wearing makeup?
01:21Yeah, she's wearing makeup.
01:22Oh, my.
01:23She definitely is.
01:24Whoa!
01:25So what?
01:26We're having a party.
01:27Mm-hmm.
01:28I'm sure it has nothing to do with John coming to the clam bait.
01:31Oh, please.
01:32The husbands always come for the fourth.
01:33He's not your husband anymore.
01:35Oops, yeah.
01:36Ex-husband.
01:37You know, I still don't understand why you invited Dad's girlfriend.
01:40Her name is Victoria, and your father wanted us all to meet her.
01:44Oh, Belly, I need you to make up the guest bed.
01:46Wait, Dad and Victoria are staying here?
01:49In the room next to mine?
01:51Yeah.
01:54Oh, speaking of Dad's, yours called.
01:56He's closing a deal, so he can't come.
01:59What?
02:01Did you say Dad's not coming?
02:03Mm-hmm.
02:04But I got some serious fireworks for the show this year.
02:07We'll take a video.
02:09It's not the same.
02:10I know.
02:14What are you smiling over there for?
02:19No reason.
02:26Laurel, will you come help me move the table?
02:29Be right there.
02:44You gotta fold the bottom sheet at a 45 degree angle if you want tight corners.
02:53Yeah, not like that.
02:56Then help me.
03:01You gotta pull this down.
03:02Okay.
03:04Like this, come here.
03:05Okay.
03:06Is this what it would be like if we were older?
03:12Me and Conrad together?
03:14See?
03:20Don't you think it's weird that my dad is staying here with Victoria?
03:23Well, I'm sure they're not gonna have loud sex.
03:25Oh, that's foul.
03:29Ugh.
03:30And why is my mom letting him bring his bitchy girlfriend anyway?
03:33Hey.
03:34How do you know she's bitchy?
03:35What if she's like, a really nice person or something?
03:39Uh, what if, uh, and, and like, just hear me out.
03:43She's a bitch.
03:45Stop.
03:46It's gonna be fine, okay?
03:47Don't worry about it.
03:48I'm sorry your dad's not coming.
03:52Don't be, I'm not.
03:53Belly?
03:57The bitch is here.
03:58The bitch is here.
04:16I was kind of hoping for a vapid dip in Lulu lemons.
04:19Stereotypical midlife crisis?
04:20Yeah, that.
04:23You have a much better ass.
04:26You made it!
04:27Yes!
04:28How was the trip?
04:29I forgot how crazy it gets here around the 4th.
04:31We almost hit a guy in a Segway with, uh, red, white, and blue body paint.
04:36Oh, this is, uh...
04:37Victoria.
04:38Hi.
04:39Thank you so much for having me.
04:40I'm such a big fan of your work.
04:42Thanks.
04:44She's hot.
04:46Dude.
04:47What?
04:48I'm just saying what everyone else is thinking.
04:49I wasn't thinking that.
04:51Yo, that could be their future stepmom.
04:54Dude, what the hell?
04:55Don't push me.
04:56Guys, they're coming.
04:57They're coming.
04:58Yeah.
04:59Go, go, go, go, go, go.
05:01Hey.
05:02Be nice.
05:04Hey.
05:06Come give your old man a hug.
05:07Huh?
05:09Oh my gosh!
05:11Um, this is Victoria.
05:14Hi, guys.
05:15It's, it's really great to meet you.
05:16I've heard nothing but five-star reviews.
05:18Here, let's put this in the kitchen.
05:19Okay.
05:20There's no way she's 27.
05:21We have to grab her wallet and check her ID.
05:22She's in grad school.
05:23Chill.
05:24I can't chill.
05:25I mean, knock off Dakota Johnson has her claws in our dad.
05:26Yeah.
05:27Oh my goodness.
05:28This is the most beautiful kitchen that I've ever seen.
05:30Thanks.
05:31Steven, can you get your dad's bags and put them upstairs, please?
05:32Yeah.
05:33I just need your keys to pop the trunk then.
05:34Actually, Vic and I decided to stay in town this weekend.
05:36Figured you guys had a packed house.
05:37Oh, that sounds fun.
05:38Are you sure?
05:39Whatever you think is best.
05:40So, I convinced John to stop at a fruit stand on the way over and I figured I could make
05:44some pomegranate margaritas later.
05:45Oh.
05:46How thoughtful of you.
05:47Oh, I'll get it.
05:48I...
05:49Shayla.
05:50Here.
05:51The Debs have arrived.
05:52Every day is sunlight, sunlight.
05:53We're still burning up when the sun goes down.
05:55I'm sure you guys had a packed house.
05:56I'm sure you guys had a packed house.
05:57Oh, that sounds fun.
05:58Are you sure?
05:59Whatever you think is best.
06:00So, I convinced John to stop at a fruit stand on the way over and I figured I could make
06:02some pomegranate margaritas later.
06:03Oh, how thoughtful of you.
06:04Oh, I'll get it.
06:05I...
06:06Shayla.
06:07Here.
06:08The Debs have arrived.
06:09Every day is sunlight, sunlight.
06:12We're still burning up when the sun goes down.
06:17Oh, you make me wonder, wonder, how I'm gonna live when you're night.
06:26Let me do Hayley Kiyoko next.
06:28She's super vibey.
06:29You would love her.
06:30No, do you listen to SZA?
06:31I'm kind of offended if you felt the need to ask me that.
06:33Okay, of course.
06:34What else do you have on this?
06:35I can't stop smelling you.
06:37Okay, well, it's Malabo.
06:39Mmm.
06:40Well, I love Labe.
06:42You will love anybody.
06:44That's what my family does too.
06:45Oh, really?
06:46Oh, yeah.
06:47Do you know what you're gonna be?
06:48My dad runs a hedge fund.
06:49I'm not really sure what he does much more than that, but growing up I always thought
06:52he worked on bushes.
06:53I still think that.
06:54And what does your mom do?
06:56Mom?
06:57Come on, stop interrogating.
06:58It's alright.
06:59She's at a wellness retreat in Arizona until August.
07:02Code for I need to get away from my family for a bit.
07:04Shayla!
07:05You have to read this text.
07:06Come here.
07:07Duty calls.
07:08But it was so nice to meet the both of you.
07:10You have really raised an incredible son.
07:12He's extremely respectful.
07:14See you later.
07:15Great.
07:16What a rad girl, Steven.
07:18Oh, don't say rad, Dad.
07:20Yeah, don't, no, don't say rad.
07:21No, I'm a rad dad.
07:22I like her.
07:23She's confident, knows who she is.
07:25I'm surprised a girl like that would want a Deb.
07:28Is there a place around here I can rent a tux for you?
07:31Um.
07:32Steven?
07:33Come here.
07:34No, no, no, no.
07:35I've got it covered, Dad.
07:37Okay.
07:38So, tell me about this Deb ball.
07:41Yeah, so, um, apparently it's for girls like me.
07:44Girls who, uh, don't know who they are.
07:47Belly, I didn't mean it like that.
07:49You know, actually my cousin did it in Chicago and they raised a ton of money for public schools.
07:53Great.
07:54Yeah.
07:55Uh, Belly, would you mind showing me where I could find a bathroom?
08:01Sure.
08:05Victoria really did read your book, you know.
08:08I'm surprised she didn't run screaming by the end of it.
08:10I'm a novelist, John.
08:11I write fiction.
08:13Tell that to Victoria.
08:14But how like can she stay?
08:15We wouldn't want her parents getting upset.
08:16Okay.
08:17She can drink, right?
08:18Pay for those pomegranates to go to waste.
08:20Okay.
08:21I understand.
08:24God, I miss this.
08:26All of us together again for a good old Fisher Ford?
08:29Almost everyone.
08:32So Adam couldn't make it, huh?
08:35Apparently not.
08:42It's dope.
08:43Hm.
08:44How'd you learn to make these?
08:45So I actually spent a summer in this desert town in Texas near the border called Marfa.
08:51And there was this bar there that served these.
08:53And I told the bartender that I would not leave until he showed me exactly how he made these.
09:00Can I try a soup?
09:02Are your parents cool with that?
09:04Yeah, yeah.
09:05No, they don't care.
09:06Oh, then sure.
09:08I'm gonna take this out to your dad.
09:10Do you mind taking those out to Suzanne and your mom?
09:12Yeah, sure.
09:13Thanks, love.
09:14Well, how is it?
09:15Strong?
09:16That is amazing.
09:17Yeah.
09:18Mmm.
09:19No wonder you like it.
09:20It tastes just like a Slurpee.
09:21Yeah, exactly.
09:22But I have an idea.
09:23Oh no.
09:24Sous chef, I'm gonna need some more pomegranate juice.
09:25You got it.
09:26What are you guys making?
09:27Pomegranate margaritas.
09:28But with a twist.
09:29Well, you got to use the good blender.
09:32taste just like a slurpee. Yeah, exactly. But I have an idea. Oh no. Sous chef, I'm going to need
09:38some more pomegranate juice. You got it. What are you guys making? Pomegranate margaritas,
09:46but with a twist. Well, you got to use the good blender. I haven't used that thing since the
09:52great Kool-Aid debacle of 2011. I remember the counters were sticky for two summers. Yeah,
09:58just about. Dad kept his briefcase in my room for a year as a reminder that all mistakes are not
10:06reversible. Wait, won't he be mad if he finds out? He's not going to find out. He's not coming.
10:14I'm not kidding. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks, sir. Oh, she's going for the good stuff. We don't need another
10:25debacle. Stop it. Stop. No, stop. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, keep your hands on it. Keep your hands on it.
10:38Man, you know what I miss? Huh? Watching Laurel put dad in his place. You know,
10:43she'd walk in and she'd be like, Adam. Adam. You came. Happy four. Dad. You came. Hey.
10:52Hey, guys. Hey, Connie. I'll have a little of what you're mixing up there. Yeah, sure. Hey,
10:59thanks, buddy. Oh, you're going to love the fireworks show this year. It's going to be the
11:02best one yet. I believe it. Where'd everyone go? Hey. Adam. You managed to get off work. Yeah,
11:14I couldn't miss the fourth with my family. All right. Well, let's get back to the party.
11:27Okay. Let's go, kids. Hey, Connie. Can I talk to you for a minute? I'm going to head to the beach.
11:36How you feeling, Suze? Listen, a friend of mine at Sloan Kettering said they're starting an
11:45experimental trial, so who nothing we should... What are you doing here, Adam?
11:49Laurel called me this morning, said get your ass here, so I'm here. She shouldn't have done that.
11:55You didn't know. No, I didn't. Well, I thought you changed your mind.
11:59Well, since it's done, we, um, we just need to get through it. Look, Jare's really excited to show
12:08you his fireworks. I'm not ruining the fourth for the boys. May I present the belly special?
12:23Woo! Woo! Very nice. That was awesome. Uh, we saved you the inflatable unicorn.
12:30Well, thank you. It's awesome. Yeah. Very cute. Hey, guys. Hey, check out the live round.
12:36Yummy. It's yummy. Oh, I'm good, man. Thank you. I don't drink. Yes, that's right. More for me.
12:42That's fine. Come on, baby. Hey, Jeff. Hey, Shayla. What's up, Gigi? Hi. What's up?
12:49Um, what's up? What is that? It's a pomegranate margarine.
12:53It's not a race con. Yeah, save some for the rest of us, please.
12:59Okay, wait, wait, wait. But what if it was a race? I mean, isn't that, isn't, isn't that
13:05the premise of, like, every drinking game? You want to play a drinking game? Why not?
13:11I mean, it's the 4th of July, right? Let's do it.
13:14Oh, I got it!
13:17Oh, I got it! Drink!
13:19Drink!
13:20Oh, I got it!
13:22Here I go! Drink!
13:24Oh, I got it!
13:26What? Drink!
13:27Oh, my God! Drink!
13:29Oh, hey!
13:31Drink!
13:32It's going in, though!
13:34Drink some water!
13:36Oh!
13:37Oh, my God!
13:38Oh, my God!
13:39My sore mouth.
13:40Oh!
13:41No!
13:42Oh, my God!
13:43I've...
13:44Yay!
13:45Here we go!
13:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
13:49Yes!
13:50Oh!
13:51Oh!
13:52Oh!
13:53Oh!
13:54Come on!
13:55Oh!
13:56No way!
13:57Oh!
13:58Thank you!
13:59Let's make good!
14:00Let's make good!
14:06We killed it!
14:08We killed it!
14:09We did!
14:10Come on!
14:15Oh, let's go!
14:17That's one!
14:18That was pretty good!
14:20Come on, come here!
14:23Let's go!
14:27Oh, yeah!
14:28What happened?
14:29Oh, yeah!
14:30Oh, yeah!
14:31Oh, yeah!
14:32Oh, yeah!
14:33Oh, yeah!
14:34Oh, yeah!
14:35Oh, yeah!
14:36Oh, yeah!
14:37Oh, yeah!
14:38Oh, yeah!
14:39Yeah, I know you're here!
14:40Oh, yeah!
14:41Oh, yeah!
14:42Oh, yeah!
14:43Oh, yeah!
14:44Oh, yeah!
14:45Oh, yeah!
14:46Oh, yeah!
14:47Oh, yeah!
14:48Oh, yeah!
14:49Oh, yeah!
14:50Okay, but did you know that she was one of the last people to visit Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club in Mykonos before it closed?
14:55Are you serious?
14:56Mm-hmm!
14:57Oh, my God, I die for Lindsay!
14:58Ugh, she's a queen!
14:59I be the is superior, though.
15:01As if!
15:02You don't agree?
15:03No!
15:05Back me up.
15:06Hey, Connie, catch!
15:07Yes!
15:08No, I-yes, I agree.
15:09He's lost.
15:10I agree.
15:11Shut up!
15:12I know what he's talking about.
15:13Watch this.
15:14He knows what he's talking about.
15:15He's on my side.
15:16Nice one.
15:17All right.
15:18I know what he's talking about.
15:19I'm a guy.
15:20I love him.
15:21I know what he's talking about.
15:22On my side, you're running a restroom.
15:23I love you.
15:24My brother and I love you!
15:25We are all this.
15:26You're flying.
15:27I love you!
15:28I'm amazing!
15:29I'm so excited!
15:30I love you!
15:31I love you!
15:32Cause I've never known a love like this before
15:35Oh, I love you
15:38Baby, I know dreams
15:45Tend to crumble like extremes
15:48All right, here it comes
15:50Oh, easy with the velocity, Tom Brady
15:54Ho! Ho!
15:56Interception!
16:00Go deep
16:01Your spiral's looking pretty tight, must be in the jeans
16:04Oh, hey, I talked to Coach Walsh from Brown
16:08He says there's a spot on summer sessions waiting for you
16:10I'm good here
16:11Hey, Dad, we're lighting that big firework you got in Mexico
16:15The one that makes the big palm tree
16:18It's gonna be awesome
16:19Can't wait, just don't name it near the house, all right?
16:23Hey, come here, I want to show you guys how to run a post
16:24Yeah, we gotta go dig the clam pit
16:26Oh, I'll come help
16:27Why don't you go spend some time with Mom?
16:31I don't get Conrad
16:36It's like one minute, he's all over me
16:39And he stays over, but then we don't even fuck, right?
16:43And then this morning, he's like super into me
16:45He's all over me
16:46And now he's like, oh, football
16:48Yeah
16:49No, he's really hard to read sometimes
16:52Like all the time
16:54Yeah
16:54Do you really think he likes me?
17:00Yeah
17:00Yeah, totally
17:02I mean, he talks about you a lot
17:05Really?
17:06Yeah
17:07Mm-hmm
17:08Hi
17:09You may want to hydrate
17:10Water
17:12And Cameron, you are so sweet
17:14Isn't he sweet?
17:16Mm-hmm
17:16Do you want to go for a walk on the beach?
17:19Belly, by the way, I love that dress
17:21Really?
17:23Thanks
17:23Taylor got it for me, actually
17:25Well, Taylor has great taste
17:27Yeah, I do, right?
17:28She totally does
17:29Oh, my God
17:30You know what?
17:32You and Taylor are like twins
17:34Because you're both mega fashion-y
17:37It's true
17:37And you're both like baddies
17:39Would you say baddies?
17:41And you're both like the same summer boys, which is...
17:44We do?
17:45Come on, let's go for that walk
17:46No, no, no, no, Cam
17:47Yeah
17:47I'm talking
17:48Look, shit
17:50Like, don't worry
17:52Because my brother is an idiot
17:53And it didn't mean anything
17:55It didn't mean anything
17:55Wait, what didn't mean anything?
17:57What?
17:59Them, them kissing
17:59It was like
18:00He, he, like, loves you
18:01He loves you
18:02And, wait, does anyone want a drink?
18:04I don't know
18:04Hey
18:10Can you be nice to dad for one day?
18:13Seriously, he's trying
18:14Good for him
18:15Whatever you have with dad, squash it
18:19All right?
18:21Please
18:22Yeah, so
18:31It's mostly a work summer
18:32I mean
18:33Princeton is pretty expensive
18:35And that's if I get in
18:37So
18:37You will
18:39You gotta hustle like I did
18:41Hey, have you found the card room?
18:44At the club?
18:46It's off the men's locker room
18:47Most days
18:48There's a high-stakes poker game in there
18:50Private bar
18:51Dedicated server
18:53And big tips
18:54When the game's rolling
18:55We hand up Benjamins
18:56I'll put in a call
19:02See what I can do
19:03Thank you
19:04You should
19:10Yeah
19:10Cool
19:12Wait, Kim
19:14Everyone's leaving
19:15Tell them
19:15Tell them not to go
19:17Tell them not to leave
19:18Stay, you guys
19:19Oh, Shayla doesn't feel good
19:21I think we had a little too much
19:22Okay
19:24Yeah, well
19:25I'm
19:25I mean
19:26I still
19:26I feel
19:27Great
19:28You know what?
19:32Let's do this again tomorrow
19:33Let's do it again tomorrow
19:35Yeah
19:36Bye
19:36Okay
19:37Bye
19:37Right?
19:38But
19:39I'm actually gonna take off too
19:40Why?
19:42I just think we can catch up when you're a little less
19:44A little less
19:47Um
19:47Just drink water
19:48Okay
19:48But I'm not
19:49I'm not
19:50I'm not
19:51Water will be good
19:51I'm
19:52I'm
19:53I'm not
19:53Okay
19:54Hello
20:02Sea creature
20:03Hello
20:05Hey
20:10Hey
20:12Hey
20:16Hey, whoa
20:17Are you guys leaving?
20:18Our Uber's here
20:20Your Uber's here
20:23Just give me a minute
20:26Are you sure?
20:26Yeah, it's fine
20:27Can I come with?
20:34It's cool
20:35We don't, like, have to do everything together
20:36It's not, like, we're a thing
20:38I mean, I was busy in New York last weekend
20:41And you were hanging out with Taylor at Nicole's party
20:43Taylor?
20:47No
20:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
20:48She's just Belly's best friend
20:50I know you guys hooked up
20:52Shayla, that doesn't
20:59That really doesn't mean anything
21:00Look, she doesn't mean anything
21:02It's not
21:02You can relax
21:02I mean, it's not like we're exclusive
21:04Deb's aren't even supposed to date their escorts
21:07We're just having fun, right?
21:10Nothing serious
21:11Yeah
21:16Yeah
21:18Yeah
21:18I wish she's, uh, having fun
21:21Yeah
21:23I'm glad we're on the same page
21:26I'll, uh, I'll see you later
21:29Laurel, what the hell?
21:43Just get in here
21:44What's going on with you and Beck?
21:50This is all your fault
21:51You shouldn't have called me like that
21:52Not without asking her
21:54Your wife is dying of cancer
21:55And you can't make it to her favorite holiday?
21:57I'm staying away because she told me to
21:59I thought you knew that
22:00Why doesn't she want you around?
22:04What did you do?
22:06I fucked up
22:07Just like you knew I would
22:09Oh, sea creature
22:24Where are you?
22:29Uh, I'm in the shower
22:30Everybody laughed
22:34We still got margaritas to drink
22:37Okay, well, I can't drink it
22:40In the shower, can you just put it down?
22:42I'll get it after
22:42Nice shower
22:45I've always liked you with wet hair
22:49It's so romantic
22:53It's so romantic about wet hair
22:57You just don't get it
23:04How many of those have you had?
23:12Two, five
23:13It's not important
23:14Let me just ask you one thing, okay?
23:19Did you buy me that infinity necklace for my birthday?
23:32I knew it!
23:33I knew I was right!
23:34Can I please?
23:35Can you give me some privacy, please?
23:36Who said you could have a margarita?
23:49Um, Victoria
23:51Cake time!
23:54What?
24:00It's cake time
24:01Where'd all the kids go?
24:09Uh, more for us!
24:11That's the spirit, John
24:12My eternal optimist
24:13Ooh, I want the pizza
24:14The strawberries
24:15Belly, are you okay?
24:18Belly, are you okay?
24:19You're letting me out
24:20I'm fine
24:20Come on
24:21Please
24:21Stop it
24:22Just go away
24:26I'm sorry
24:31Mom
24:43I'll deal with you later
24:44Come on
24:51Let's go
24:52Dad
24:55Yes, sweetie
24:56I think Victoria's really cool
24:59That's great, sweetie
25:01I'm sorry about your grandmother's cake stand
25:14Whatever
25:17Well, I see you're not wearing your ring
25:24Want to tell me what the hell is going on with you and Adam?
25:27I'm sorry
25:31But how was I supposed to know the two of you weren't getting along?
25:34We should get back to the party
25:35No, we're not leaving this room until you tell me what's going on
25:38He cheated on me three years ago with his secretary
25:42What?
25:44While I was going through chemo
25:45Are you?
25:47So 80s, right?
25:49Then again, Adam never was very creative
25:51Why didn't you tell me?
25:56Because you would have told me to leave him
25:58And I didn't want to
25:59And now I do
26:00Why now?
26:02I don't want him next to me at the end
26:04I'm going to kill him
26:08Laurel, I've handled it
26:09By the time we get back
26:11He'll be moved up
26:12Hold on
26:15Just slow down a second
26:17Adam's a dick
26:19But you're going to need him
26:21The boys are going to need him
26:22We will be fine without him
26:23Okay, but clearly you aren't
26:25You always think you know so much better than everyone else
26:29Just stop trying to manage my life
26:32If I don't, who will?
26:34Beck, you're not thinking this through
26:36Who's going to drive you to your appointments?
26:38Who's going to make sure the boys are eating and going to school?
26:41Look, I'm doing my best, okay?
26:42So just stop pressuring me
26:44You know I'm going to be the one who has to clean all this up
26:48Well, nothing will make you happier
26:51Fuck you
27:02How is she?
27:14She's good
27:14Are you good?
27:18No
27:19Pick pass
27:32Jesus
27:33Ready?
27:37Why's your aim so bad?
27:38Hey, listen
27:39It's not my fault
27:40You can't hold a garbage bag
27:41All right
27:42Hey, Dumb and Dumber
27:43Can you guys go set up the fireworks?
27:45I'll clean up
27:46Yeah
27:46Sure, let's go
27:47Come on
27:48Come on
27:51Hey, Dad
28:10Oh, hey
28:11Did you get everything cleaned up?
28:14Yeah, and Belly's upstairs with her dad
28:16Why'd you let her get so drunk?
28:21You're lucky she and your mom didn't get hurt
28:23I didn't know she was drinking that much
28:26You're the oldest
28:27You're supposed to look out for the younger kids
28:29I don't know why, but I thought I could talk to you
28:34Hey, hold
28:36Connie, hold on
28:37I'm sorry, man
28:38I got a lot going on right now
28:39Just leave, Dad
28:41Woo-hoo!
28:50Yeah!
28:51That was awesome
28:52Come on
28:55That was your best one yet
28:56What's wrong?
29:00Shayla knows about Taylor
29:01Oh, shit
29:03Yeah, that's the thing, man
29:05Like, Shayla didn't even seem mad
29:07I don't
29:09I don't know
29:10She didn't even seem to care
29:11She said we weren't anything serious anyways
29:13And you bought that?
29:18Dude, she was wanting you to say you wanted to be exclusive
29:20What? No
29:23Yes, Tommy
29:24No, no, no, no
29:25I know how these things work
29:26Fuck
29:30Dude, I don't know, man
29:35I am just crazy about her
29:37I swear, I've just never felt this way about anyone else
29:41Well, quit your fucking loping
29:45And go tell her
29:46Give me some
29:51Come on
29:52Hey there
30:01How's my little Bean?
30:05Bean is broken
30:06Ow
30:07Ow, my head
30:09Is Susanna really mad at me?
30:17She can never be mad at you
30:19Mom probably is
30:22She'd be one to talk
30:24I remember one July 4th
30:26When Susanna rented a margarita machine
30:28Here, this helped
30:32Trust me, the bread and grease are your friends
30:36I can't really picture mom drunk
30:48Well, it didn't happen often
30:51But when it did
30:53Let's look out
30:55Do you still love her?
31:06Um
31:07I think I'll always be a little bit in love with Laurel
31:10But, um, she stopped being in love with you?
31:17It's not that simple
31:18Uh
31:19Sometimes people change
31:22They grow in different directions
31:24It doesn't mean they stop loving each other
31:26Where is mom?
31:30She left
31:30I think she and Susanna had some kind of fight
31:32What?
31:34Don't worry
31:34They'll work it out
31:36They always do
31:37Come on
31:41Come on
31:42Gin martini
31:57Very cold
31:58Thank you
31:59Hemingway would approve
32:05He used to freeze water in tennis ball cans
32:09And put them in the martini pitcher
32:11So his martini was ice cold
32:13Dad?
32:26Hey, kid
32:27Are you leaving already?
32:30Yeah
32:30Uh, Barclay deal's falling apart
32:32Gotta get the next flight back to London tomorrow
32:34It's Fourth of July weekend
32:35Yeah, the Brits don't really consider our independence a holiday, so
32:39I thought you were gonna teach me some curl routes
32:41Promise
32:42All right, after I close this deal
32:44We gotta talk varsity football for next year
32:46I'm not that good, Dad
32:48I'm not Conrad
32:49You're faster than he ever was
32:51All right
32:53Love you, son
32:54Love you, too, Dad
32:58All right
33:00See ya
33:00Hi
33:17What's up?
33:23Look, can we revisit
33:24You know, that whole thing about you and me being casual
33:27Sure
33:29Uh, can I sit?
33:37Yeah, go ahead
33:38All right
33:38Um
33:39So, look, I fucked up before
33:48I-I know, actually twice
33:50First, when I hooked up with Taylor
33:52Which was the dumbest thing I've ever done
33:54Okay, and then
33:55And then earlier today
33:57When you said we weren't anything serious
33:59And I agreed with you
34:00I-I didn't
34:03I-I don't know
34:04I didn't mean that shit
34:05Then why'd you say it?
34:08Because I choked
34:09I-
34:09Look, I'm sorry
34:13All right, I-I'm sorry
34:15You just make me so nervous
34:17Why?
34:19Why?
34:20Why?
34:21Why?
34:21Why?
34:21Why?
34:22Why?
34:22Why?
34:22Why?
34:23Because you're you
34:24I-I don't want to be with anybody else
34:28All right
34:29I mean, do you?
34:33No
34:34No
34:36No
34:37No
34:37When we went out with my first novel
34:47Everyone said
34:49There isn't a market for a book about a Filipino main character
34:56And now it's all they want from me
34:58Oh my god, yes, completely
35:01Right?
35:02But at least they want something from you
35:04Whoa
35:05Excuse me
35:06I wouldn't be surprised if my publisher passed on my next book
35:10I mean, not that I even have a next book to give them
35:13Even though I hear you, you know
35:14The book that I'm working on right now
35:16It's kicking my ass
35:18And I sit there all day
35:20And I just stare at my computer
35:22Uh, the life of a writer
35:27Hey, do you want to get out of here?
35:33Where to?
35:52Hi
36:06Jesus
36:07What are you doing?
36:10I'm just having some cereal before I go for a swim
36:12Where were you?
36:17Just went for a drive
36:19Aren't you going to yell at me?
36:27Do you want me to yell at you?
36:30No
36:31I want us to go back in time
36:35So that I didn't barge in on Conrad in the shower
36:39Was he naked?
36:42No, he was wearing a bathing suit
36:44But I did tell him
36:47That he looks very romantic with wet hair
36:50I hope Cam wasn't there for that
36:53Thank God, no
36:54But he's probably mad at me too
36:58I'm never drinking again
37:02I'm going to make hangover soup
37:04You can have it for breakfast
37:05I don't know if I feel
37:15I feel like
37:17Fireworks with Cam
37:21Did you feel them with Dad?
37:25At least in the beginning
37:26What I felt for your dad was
37:31Steady
37:32It was like a
37:35Cozy campfire
37:36That would keep me warm all through the night
37:38But that wasn't enough?
37:43I guess not
37:44Have you
37:47Ever felt fireworks for anybody?
37:52Once
37:52But it was never going to work out
37:54The fire would have burned us both alive
37:57But it
37:59It didn't work out with Dad either
38:01So how
38:02How do you know when it's the right person?
38:07You'll know when you want to be with that person
38:09No matter what
38:10Too hot
38:11Too safe
38:12You won't care
38:13It'll just feel right
38:15And your bow is untied
38:24Love you, Mom
38:29Love you too, Bean
38:31How's that supposed to be Rachel?
38:49I'm going to fall
38:50I'm going to Shore
38:51I'm going to ¡Jens!
38:52So, does everyone hate me now?
39:14Who could ever hate you?
39:16I think my mom just got railed.
39:22What? By who?
39:24I don't know.
39:28Wow. Go Laurel.
39:46Bella, you bought the necklace.
39:51Um, I'm sorry I brought it up.
39:53No, no. I, um, I did get it for you.
40:01Then why didn't you give it to me?
40:04I don't know.
40:08I got embarrassed, I guess.
40:11Why?
40:11Bella, you don't know the effect you have on people.
40:20Effect on people?
40:21I don't, I don't know what you're talking about.
40:26Yeah.
40:28You do.
40:28You can't talk to me when I'm like this
40:31Daring you to leave me just so I can try and scare you
40:35You're the West Village
40:37You still do it for me
40:39They all warn us about times like
40:42Is it where it gets hard and you get lost
40:46When you're led by my faith
40:49My faith
40:51We might just get away with it
40:57Religions in your lips
41:00Even if it's a false god
41:03And still worship
41:05We might just get away with it
41:09The altar is my hips
41:12Even if it's a false god
41:15We still worship this love
41:24Still worship this love
41:30Even if it's a false god
41:33Even if it's a false god
41:36Still worship this love
41:39We were crazy to think, crazy to think that this could work
41:45Remember how I said I'd die for you
41:47We were stupid to jump in the ocean separating us
41:58Remember how I fly to you
41:59And I can't talk to you when you're like this
42:07Staring out the window like I'm not your favorite town
42:11I'm New York City, I still do it for you babe
42:15They are wonders about times like this
42:19They say the road gets hard and you get lost when you're led by blind faith
42:25Blind faith
42:27But we might just get away with it
42:33Religions in your lips
42:36Even if it's a false god
42:39We'd still worship
42:41We might just get away with it
42:45The altar is my hips
42:48Even if it's a false god
42:51We'd still worship this love
42:54We'd still worship this love
42:57We'd still worship this love
43:00Love
43:03Love
43:04Love
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