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00:00.
00:07So, guys, you all know that with us
00:09Mr. Salman Khan, Sonakshi Sina and Sae Manjrekar.
00:13They have a great shout out for them.
00:16Wow!
00:17So, now it's time to invite the film Dabank 3
00:20to the director, producer and film's main villain.
00:23So, please welcome producer Mr. Arbaz Khan,
00:25director Mr. Prabhu Deva and very stylish
00:28and very handsome superstar, Mr. Sudeep Kiccha.
00:33Arbaz Khan, Prabhu Sir and Sudeep Sir Khalil is here.
00:39See, guys, you can see we have lots of superstars here.
00:43Sir, welcome.
00:45Sir, I want to talk to you in English only.
00:46Do you have any problem?
00:47No, sir.
00:48No, but I have.
00:50Come here, sir.
00:51Sir, please, please.
00:54Sit, sit.
00:58Thank you, sir.
01:01Prabhu Sir, first of all, I want to congratulate you.
01:04Prabhu Sir, for this year, he has been invited to Padma Shri for this year.
01:06Thank you very much.
01:12Sir, one question of Archanan Ji.
01:15He said that the person who gets to Padma Shri,
01:17then you have to dance yourself,
01:19or you get two people from the government?
01:21I got Salman's of this time.
01:26Two times.
01:27Dabang and Rade.
01:30I'm going to be dancing.
01:32I'm going to be dancing.
01:34Sudeep Sir, you are looking so handsome in the trailer.
01:37Thank you, sir.
01:43Sudeep Sir, do you think that your fans will say that we have made so much love and become a hero,
01:47and you will become a villain in Bollywood?
01:49No, sir.
01:50I won't say anything like that.
01:52You are very happy.
01:53You are very happy?
01:54Yes.
01:54I'm going to be killing a true superstar.
01:56Oh!
01:59He's going to be killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing.
02:04Dabang 2 was the director of Dabang 2, and Prabhu Sir is directing him in Dabang 3.
02:09So, sir, Salman, little brother, he didn't give you much retake,
02:13he didn't listen to him, so you had to take him to Prabhu Sir.
02:15What was the reason?
02:16You can understand something like that.
02:17Dabang 2 was the first time in Dabang 2 shooting,
02:21I was preparing for the storyboarding and chally shots.
02:26The first time, all of the shots I had written, they were done.
02:30The other day, I said, come here.
02:32I said,
02:33God, do not do this, do this, do this, do this, do this, do this, do this, do this, do this, do this, do this, do this.
02:37I said, my planning, lighting, lighting will be done.
02:40After that, I said, if I left the shooting with today, then the rest of the shooting will be fine.
02:46So, I think it was good training working with him.
02:48When Dabang 3 launched his first condition was, I am not directing.
03:00To find somebody else to direct, I can't direct you.
03:02You all know that when Dabang first came, Salman was only actor and producer.
03:08When Dabang 2 came, Salman was actor and producer.
03:11Now, Dabang 3 came, actor, producer and writer.
03:14When Dabang 4 came, who is going to be going to post?
03:17Good question.
03:23The answer is, that now, in the couple's karma show, I am a producer, I am a producer, in the next season, I will go to karma.
03:33Couple?
03:37I will not go alone, you will also go with me.
03:40You will be staying.
03:40We will not replace you.
03:41We will be staying.
03:42They will be staying.
03:43And then, after that, Munna is named.
03:44Wow.
03:45What is Kamal's song?
03:46Who was the Munna named?
03:47You have the idea?
03:48This is also a very long story.
03:49We are thinking about an item song, because after Munni, Fevi Call came and Fevi Call also became very hit.
03:53So, after that, when it was made, when it was made, then the third time was made.
03:58It was made of a very long story.
04:00It was also a very long story.
04:03We are thinking about an item song, because after Munni, Fevi Call came and Fevi Call also became a big hit.
04:08So, when it was made of a third time, obviously, it was a very important song for him.
04:12So, I called him at night at night.
04:15Come here.
04:16I said, now.
04:17I said, why?
04:18What happened?
04:19He said, I have Munni's Toad.
04:21We have got the song.
04:22Okay.
04:23I said, come.
04:24So, I went at night at night at night.
04:26So, for a half an hour, he didn't come to the point.
04:31I said, who is the song?
04:33He said, Munni's Toad is Munna's Toad.
04:37Huh?
04:38So, I said, what is this?
04:40This is…
04:41Just, we work on it.
04:43I said, man, this is such a big hit.
04:46We will remix it.
04:47Do you bring something new?
04:48He's saying, trust me.
04:50We will get this song.
04:51We will work at it.
04:52I said, if the song isn't good, then Salman, we are not keeping this song.
04:55That you guarantee me.
04:56But it's great.
04:57It's a great song.
04:58It's a great song.
04:59It's a great song.
05:04You all know how great a choreographer is.
05:06He's a good dancer.
05:07And then, you just directed the direction of the director.
05:10You made the whole time of choreography.
05:13He didn't want to do the choreography.
05:16Yeah?
05:17Right?
05:18Yeah.
05:19So, they haven't done the songs in their pictures.
05:21And they have a good, bright step.
05:24They have choreographed it.
05:25That's true.
05:26What's the matter?
05:27Prabhu sir, if you're a choreographer like this,
05:29this is the step, this is the step,
05:30then suddenly you have to say,
05:31no, it should be like this step.
05:33It's like this.
05:34It's like this.
05:36It's like this.
05:37It's like this.
05:38It's like this.
05:39It's like this.
05:40A creative man can't stop yourself.
05:42What do you do, Prabhu sir?
05:44No, as a director,
05:45if he wants like that,
05:46I will go and tell it.
05:48But for them,
05:49if it doesn't happen to anyone,
05:50then they just put a cake in the pants.
05:52And you have to ask yourself.
05:54You have to ask yourself.
05:55You have to ask yourself.
06:01You know, Sudeep,
06:03you and Salman have a lot of similarities.
06:05How?
06:06You know,
06:07you've done this film,
06:08Yes.
06:09Yes.
06:10So, Salman has a remake in Hindi.
06:11Your name?
06:12Your name.
06:13Then,
06:14you've done a film,
06:15you've done a film,
06:16you've done a Sultan.
06:17Yes.
06:18Then,
06:19you've done a reality show,
06:20in different languages.
06:21Yes, that's right.
06:22Then,
06:23Sudeep married.
06:27Oh my God!
06:28You are married!
06:33How are you going to ask?
06:35Oh my God!
06:40Sudeep, sir,
06:41as a true friend,
06:42what do you want to suggest to Mr. Salman Khan?
06:43Sir,
06:44what do you want me to say, sir?
06:45Nothing, sir.
06:46When you give me the answer,
06:47you have married.
06:49Don't do it, brother.
06:50Don't do it, brother.
06:56I mean...
06:59Jokes apart.
07:00I was joking.
07:01Please.
07:02It's my job.
07:08After marriage,
07:09it's my job.
07:12Sudeep, sir,
07:13why are you feeling thirsty?
07:14Sir?
07:15After marriage,
07:16it's my job.
07:17You're very tired.
07:18Sir.
07:20Better to feel thirsty after marriage, sir.
07:34Salman,
07:35a few days ago,
07:36Sajid Nadi Adbala came to our show.
07:37He said something about you.
07:38I want to show you something.
07:39Please.
07:42Sajid,
07:43we've heard one more thing.
07:44You and Salman,
07:45both of them had thought
07:46that they will stay alive.
07:48Then,
07:49you married.
07:50And Salman,
07:51why did that happen?
07:52We both had thought
07:53that they were going to stay alive.
07:54Yes.
07:55In 1999.
07:56Is this true?
07:57Yes.
07:58They were attacked in 1999.
08:00They were married.
08:01Okay.
08:03They were attacked.
08:04They were attacked.
08:05They were attacked.
08:06They had a girl.
08:07They had to find me.
08:08Okay.
08:09So, I went to my grandmother,
08:10mother, mother and mother.
08:11We were married.
08:12They said,
08:13their father,
08:15Salim,
08:16is on the 18th of November.
08:17They do it on the 18th of November.
08:18Okay.
08:19So,
08:20it's decided.
08:21It's decided.
08:22It's decided.
08:23There will be a card.
08:24There was a collection of 25 people.
08:26Okay.
08:27Six or five days ago,
08:28they said,
08:29my mood is not.
08:30Oh.
08:31Salman,
08:32they changed their own.
08:34And then,
08:35on stage,
08:36and on stage,
08:37when I married,
08:38they said,
08:39the car is standing behind.
08:40I'm going to go.
08:41I'm going to go.
08:42I'm going to go.
08:43But you're not going to go.
08:44Oh.
08:49You're not going to go.
08:50And you're not going to go.
08:52Oh my God.
08:54You're not going to go.
08:55You're not going to go.
08:56Look at you.
08:58You're not going to go.
08:59You're not going to go.
09:00Is that where he sings that?
09:02You're not going to go.
09:04Oh.
09:07Oh.
09:08He's standing right next to you when he sings that.
09:10One second.
09:11He's standing right next to you.
09:13On stage,
09:14he said,
09:15he took the car behind.
09:16Kick off him.
09:17Then he turned off to look at Bobby,
09:19he said,
09:20I'm a big fan.
09:30What a bad ron.
09:32It's not much for the money.
09:36Bye.
09:37We'll meet in Russia.
09:38Hi.
09:39How do you guys have arrived?
09:41Oh my god.
09:43Where did the person have arrived?
09:45Where did the person have arrived?
09:47What?
09:48How are you? What are you paying for?
09:51Look, he's a big fan of the producer.
09:53You tell me, there's nothing to pay for.
09:56Nadeem Bhai is our producer.
09:59They've called two people, you know, from abroad.
10:02And they've called two people,
10:03and they've called all the dogs in the wild village.
10:07In truth.
10:09They say, if the car is out there,
10:10the dogs also need to hang out there.
10:13That's right.
10:15You tell me, I was sitting there,
10:16and I was holding a dog.
10:18He was very angry.
10:20I saw that he wasn't being angry.
10:22He was angry at me. He said, I'm not a dog, I'm a dog.
10:29How?
10:34How?
10:36He says, do it again and again.
10:38I'm not going to do it again, I'm not going to do it again.
10:40I'm not going to do it again.
10:44How?
10:46I said, Kapu.
10:47Can I tell you?
10:48What?
10:49I'm going to play well.
10:50Why?
10:51In the 99th episode, we are going to be a century now.
11:01I'm emotional.
11:05We started the show for a year before.
11:07You said it was 8 December.
11:09There was a lot of tension.
11:10How will I stay? What will happen?
11:13I don't know how long for a year.
11:15Only Sidhu Ji knows.
11:21You go, yes!
11:22You enjoy.
11:23Enjoy.
11:24Enjoy.
11:25Enjoy.
11:26Enjoy.
11:27Enjoy.
11:28Enjoy.
11:29We are working hard, not enjoy.
11:31Very good.
11:32We are working hard, not enjoy.
11:34We are working hard, not only.
11:36But we are working hard.
11:37But we cannot only see the entire bank account in a year.
11:38We are working hard.
11:46We are working hard, not only.
11:47The whole bank account was filled in the same year.
12:00Hello, where are you?
12:03These are the producers. Hello. Hi.
12:07Cute girl. Nice.
12:10What's this?
12:11We're going to eat pizza.
12:13Okay, we're going to eat.
12:14Yes, we're going to eat. We're going to eat.
12:16No, we're going to eat.
12:19What did you get to the dry fruit today?
12:20Nadeem said to him.
12:29He's going to eat.
12:31He's going to eat.
12:32He's going to eat.
12:33He's going to eat.
12:34He's going to follow him from the age of 5.
12:36He's going to follow him.
12:37He's going to be set like this.
12:39Oh, brother.
12:42But, man will eat.
12:44No, he's going to eat.
12:46No, he's going to eat.
12:47No, show-off.
12:48No, show-off.
12:49He's going to gym for 20 years, he's not.
12:50No, show-off.
12:51No, show-off.
12:57My parents will eat.
12:58And he is his best friend.
12:59Of course, son, Bupi Ji.
13:02Bupi Ji, sit up.
13:04Hey, you just like this.
13:05You see them, sir?
13:06Don't you see, sir?
13:07You will see such people in Korean films.
13:20Bro, you are seeing the main villain in Korean films, right?
13:23You are standing behind Hinch Man.
13:29Sapna, why are you talking in front of guests?
13:31Okay, you are talking very serious, right?
13:33What?
13:34Archana Ji?
13:35What?
13:36He's dead in his head, so he's dead in his head.
13:40He's dead in his head.
13:43I'm talking about my producer.
13:45I'm talking about you.
13:46Where is your answer?
13:48What?
13:53I am very proud of the human beings.
13:56I will take care of you.
13:58Sapna?
14:00You did all this.
14:01Do a film.
14:02The film is good.
14:03The picture is good.
14:04You have to go to the dabang tree.
14:06Hello, sir.
14:07Hi!
14:08Nala Erking.
14:09Nala Erking.
14:10Nala Erking.
14:11Okay, sir, I've seen a picture in the promo.
14:13In the picture in the promo, you say,
14:15that there is a story behind each dabang.
14:19So how do you make three pictures?
14:22I'm losing her.
14:23I'm not making three pictures.
14:36No, but I don't want to talk about it.
14:39The picture will be worth 1,000 crore in the same way.
14:45How do you know this?
14:46Salman, you can see his shirt on his shirt, 500 crores.
14:50That's right.
14:53So think about it. How much is it?
15:00Am I right, sir?
15:01Correct.
15:01It's 1,500 crores.
15:06Yes.
15:07I say that if you have a shirt on your shirt, it would be 2,000 crores.
15:19Hello, sir.
15:20How are you?
15:22Nice.
15:23What are you doing?
15:24Special? Very nice.
15:25Hey, man.
15:26I have some gudu.
15:30Yes.
15:30Why are they giving me gudu?
15:32It's a muck, you can sit in the gudu.
15:36Yes.
15:45You can sit in the gudu, you can sit in the gudu.
15:47Very good.
15:49Very nice.
15:49You have a picture.
15:51OK, sir.
15:52I am going to ask you a question.
15:54I am fine.
15:55If you eat the food, they eat the food, they eat the food.
16:02Sorry, I was playing a wordplay. We are like this.
16:06Like this.
16:07If you don't want to laugh, it's TRP, so there's no tension.
16:11There's no tension.
16:13What is this?
16:14One minute.
16:15We talked about Salman Sir, Arbaz Bhai too.
16:19Kicha Sir, oh my god.
16:20It's a lot of work, sir. It's not easy.
16:22We will talk about the show.
16:26God, sir, God has come here.
16:29I only have one of my prayers.
16:32That if anyone has a voice on me,
16:34I will be able to do it.
16:43I can do it.
16:45And God has a friend who sees me,
16:48God, God, God, God.
16:52I can say it.
16:53And he looked at me and said,
16:55Oh, Lela.
16:59Lord Sir.
17:04How did it feel?
17:05It was fun.
17:07I said,
17:09It was not good with you in the picture.
17:11What was not good with you?
17:13It was such a big picture, such a big song.
17:15It was such a role in the song.
17:16It was such a good dancer.
17:17He was the director of the film.
17:18He was the director of the film.
17:20Is Salman is the director of the film?
17:22No.
17:23But brother gave him the role in the picture.
17:25I said, brother, brother.
17:28These are all my mom and dad.
17:36The world is not good, Salman.
17:38No.
17:39No.
17:40No.
17:41No.
17:42No.
17:43No.
17:46I'm telling you, I'm sorry.
17:48I don't like it.
17:49Then I remember from my mom,
17:51I said,
17:52Prabhu sir,
17:53you, Sonakshi.
17:54Yes.
17:55You both are sending me to my mom.
17:56Tell me about it.
17:57I mean?
17:58They said, go, go, go, go.
17:59Where do I go?
18:00They are sitting on the left and right.
18:02Tell me about it.
18:04Sir.
18:05It's a lot of tension.
18:06But for our sonakshi, beautiful sonakshi,
18:09for our Rajo.
18:10For our Rajo.
18:13And Rajo.
18:14Do you understand everything in life?
18:17Don't get tension.
18:18Don't get tension.
18:19Don't get tension.
18:20Don't get tension.
18:21Okay.
18:22I was doing Bojpuri films.
18:23Ah.
18:24Yes.
18:25My picture was a very big hit.
18:26Which one?
18:27Who was it?
18:28To eat the pizza,
18:29and live in the house.
18:40This was a very big hit.
18:43Then Salman was a golden jubilee in Bihar.
18:46Who?
18:47My husband was a golden jubilee.
18:50And then we were both a golden jubilee.
18:57That was very nice.
19:03Okay.
19:04I will talk about your new hero.
19:06Yes.
19:07I will ask you a question.
19:09You will tell me the truth.
19:12When you were little,
19:13you were always living in Gungat.
19:15What?
19:16Why?
19:17Because you feel very shy.
19:18No.
19:19No.
19:20I don't feel shy.
19:21He is the name of Sai.
19:22He is shy.
19:23Okay.
19:24He is shy.
19:25He is shy.
19:26He is shy.
19:27He is shy.
19:28You know what?
19:29You know what?
19:30Sure.
19:33Very good.
19:35Then you know,
19:36I have a partner here.
19:37I have a great job.
19:38Salman,
19:39I have a prayer for you.
19:40You don't want to massage yourself?
19:41Everyone comes here.
19:42Everyone comes here.
19:43Everyone comes here.
19:44I have a great job.
19:45Everyone comes here.
19:46Who is the father's brother's brother's brother's brother's brother?
19:48He is sitting there.
19:49You know what?
19:50No.
19:51No.
19:52No.
19:53He is sitting there.
19:54Yes.
19:55I have given him a steam rice.
19:56Steam rice?
19:57No.
19:58They don't give steam rice.
19:59There's a lot of people.
20:00No.
20:01They are hungry.
20:02They are hungry.
20:03They are hungry.
20:04They are hungry.
20:05They are hungry.
20:06They are hungry.
20:07They are hungry.
20:08They are hungry.
20:09Do you believe, Kapu?
20:10No.
20:11I can show you.
20:12Where are you?
20:13Hey.
20:14Sandak, chapachas, Chinnabad.
20:16Come here.
20:17Sorry.
20:18Hey, sir.
20:19Hey.
20:20Hey.
20:21Hey.
20:22Hey.
20:23Hey.
20:24Hey.
20:25Hey.
20:26Hey.
20:27Hey, where are you?
20:28Hey.
20:29Hey, put this in your eyes, right?
20:31You should have put a little oil in his eyes.
20:33Do you know me?
20:34My father, my brother, my brother,
20:38I told everyone to go to the house of the house.
20:40Take it off.
20:41Have you seen it, Kapu?
20:43I don't think it's a prayer.
20:44I said it's a prayer. It's a prayer.
20:46It's a prayer.
20:47It's a prayer.
20:49Please protect me from this woman.
20:52Please protect me from the house.
20:54Please protect me from the house.
20:57I knew it was a show of Japan.
20:59What was it?
21:00It was a show of your prayer.
21:01It was a prayer.
21:03It was a prayer.
21:04Where are you?
21:05Where are you?
21:06I am.
21:07Why don't you go there?
21:09Why don't you go there?
21:10Why don't you go there?
21:11Why don't you go there?
21:12Why don't you go there?
21:13You see, Archana Ji is so far away.
21:15We are going there.
21:17You will go there?
21:19Yes, talk about here.
21:21Talk about further.
21:22My son, you are very talented.
21:25You can stop your mouth for 10 minutes.
21:27I will tear the mouth.
21:29You can stop your mouth for 15 minutes.
21:39And what is the big thing to stop your mouth?
21:42It's a big thing to stop your mouth.
21:44Salman.
21:45He stopped the mouth for 2 hours.
21:47Then?
21:48I will take the hospital.
21:49Then I will not listen to this.
21:52Why don't you say that people are talking about us today?
21:56Why don't you love them?
21:58Why don't you love them...
21:59...that sometimes you feel like the Lord is the Lord.
22:02Hey!
22:03Why don't you love them?
22:05You are the God of God of God of God of God of God of God of God.
22:07Do you understand?
22:08Do you understand the fact that God is the God of God of God of God of God?
22:09Yes!
22:11If you love them on two channels...
22:13...for one time, you can't do this.
22:15You can't do this.
22:16I mean, you know what I'm saying?
22:20You are very close to me, bro.
22:23You are so close to me.
22:24You are so close to me...
22:27...that you have written about five rupees in the ten notes.
22:30...when I am, you are so close to me.
22:36Oh, you are so close to me.
22:38I told you that I have broken my tail.
22:40I have broken my entire house.
22:42Come and remove this.
22:43Until I will not break...
22:45...till I will not leave.
22:47Do you understand?
22:50Come here. Come here.
22:52I will leave you.
22:54Come.
22:55Very good.
22:57Let's go.
23:00I did a lot of good.
23:03Hi. You come first time.
23:05Why are you talking about me in English?
23:07I don't know.
23:10I have a parlour here.
23:12We have a different type of massage.
23:14So give a special massage for you.
23:16Your name is massage.
23:18What is it?
23:19It's called a customer to take a paper from property.
23:22Yes.
23:25We put a coat on the property.
23:26You put a paper on the bed.
23:28And put a warm-warm paper on it.
23:30Put a warm-warm paper on it.
23:32Put a warm-warm paper on it.
23:33When do you put it?
23:34Until he says property is your name.
23:36Your name.
23:44Then, Sonak, do you want a special massage for me?
23:46No.
23:48Your song is Chintata.
23:50Yes.
23:51Chintata massage.
23:52What happens in that?
23:53I don't know how to put a coat on it.
23:55But it's just on the chin.
24:00And on the chin, it's just on the chin.
24:10I'm going, sir.
24:10My son, Sanju Baba came yesterday.
24:13He left his mouth.
24:16No.
24:17I mean, I was very early.
24:19So, you forgot to put a coat on it.
24:22So, I'm going to go.
24:24Bye.
24:25Super, brother.
24:26Super, super.
24:27I'm going to go.
24:28I'm going to go.
24:29I'm going to go.
24:30I'm going to go.
24:31I'm going to go.
24:32I'm going to go.
24:33I'm going to go.
24:34I'm going to go.
24:35Sir, we play a game here.
24:37KBC.
24:38I know that Sonakshi has played.
24:39You will get the chance to win.
24:40You will get the chance to win.
24:42Sudeep, sir.
24:43You play a game.
24:44K-Bahil Kroodpati.
24:46So, you want to play?
24:47I don't mind, sir.
24:48Okay, sir.
24:49Let's take a look.
24:50KBC.
25:00KBC.
25:01KBC.
25:02KBC.
25:03KBC.
25:04KBC.
25:05KBC.
25:06Friends, you can welcome swag.
25:08You all say,
25:09in this game,
25:10whose name is KBC.
25:16As you can see,
25:18Dabang3,
25:19the whole team is with us.
25:23At that point,
25:24why are you thinking about this
25:25hill here?
25:27But you know,
25:28you have to do the problem of puppy-pate.
25:30It goes on.
25:32So, let's go.
25:33Let's go.
25:42Hello.
25:44Hello.
25:45Hello.
25:46Can I ask you the same question?
25:47Can you ask me the same question?
25:49Can I ask you the same question?
25:51Can I ask you the same question?
25:53If you have no hope,
25:54open the phone.
25:56The beast of a man is wrong.
25:58Hello.
25:59Sir, can I ask.
26:00I am a very big fan.
26:02I am a very good dancer.
26:04What do you want to say?
26:06No, no, no. This is the step.
26:10I am going to do this.
26:12I am going to do this.
26:14Hello, Sanakshi.
26:16I am a very big fan.
26:18Your name is Rajjo.
26:20My name is Rajeshroda.
26:22Some people say Rajjo Rajjo.
26:24I will take it after 8 hours.
26:26I am very scared of love.
26:30Because I was so scared of love.
26:32I was so scared of love.
26:34I was so scared.
26:36It was the swelling of my head.
26:38You are not feeling good.
26:40You don't want to be angry.
26:42But I don't like your mouth.
26:46You do something.
26:50You go outside.
26:52You delete your mouth.
26:54You don't want to be angry.
26:56You don't want to be angry.
26:58You don't want to be angry about our mouth.
27:00Salman, you are an inspector.
27:02In the family show,
27:04let's take a look at his mouth.
27:06A bad man.
27:08Arbaz, you have made three of them.
27:11Do something to this man.
27:13Do something to this man.
27:14Arbaz, I like you as a person.
27:16But you are as a producer,
27:18not a daring producer.
27:20Salman will put any money on him.
27:22If there is an opportunity,
27:24let me launch it and show you.
27:26Sorry.
27:28You can't put money on him.
27:30But because of your bad things,
27:32you have a band of two episodes.
27:34You are a band.
27:36What do you want to put on your mouth on a diaper?
27:38I don't like it.
27:40I don't know.
27:42The most important number is your child.
27:44My child is your child.
27:46My child is your child.
27:51My child is your child.
27:53I love you.
27:54I love you.
27:56My child is your child.
27:59älj, your child is your sister.
28:01I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
28:31I love you, I love you.
28:34Sir, you are showing your cleavage.
28:38The guest is coming. Welcome, welcome.
28:45The guest is coming. What do you say?
28:50You are a little old. No, no.
28:53You are a little old. No, no.
28:55I am a guest.
28:57You are a little old.
28:59You are a little old.
29:01You are a little old.
29:03You are a little old.
29:05You are talking about this at night.
29:07Sir, you will get your shirt for 5 minutes.
29:11You will have to take your hand.
29:13He is intimate dating me.
29:16Intimate dating.
29:18But your mouth is not good.
29:20I am telling you, I felt bad.
29:25But then I looked at his mouth and I felt good.
29:28Sir, we ignore them. We start the game.
29:33We start the game.
29:34So, take this.
29:35The first question of this game is on your computer screen.
29:40It's hard to take off.
29:42It's hard to take off.
29:43It's hard to take off.
29:44So, take this first question.
29:46Sir, the question is,
29:48that the first film was shot.
29:53The third film was shot.
29:54The third film was shot.
29:55The third film was shot.
29:57The third film was shot.
29:58The third film was shot.
29:59The third film was shot.
30:01In the fourth film,
30:02what would you want to shoot?
30:04Your options are,
30:05A.
30:06What we are thinking about,
30:08will they just shoot?
30:09Option B.
30:10What we are thinking about,
30:12will they shoot?
30:14Option C.
30:15What do they shoot?
30:17What do they shoot?
30:18Or, Option D.
30:19What do they shoot?
30:20Or, Option D.
30:21What do they shoot?
30:22What do they shoot?
30:23What do they shoot?
30:24What do they shoot?
30:26They shoot.
30:27They die.
30:32I am going to discuss this.
30:34Like you have been in the film.
30:36It looks good to people.
30:38This person,
30:39one month,
30:40does not shoot.
30:41But,
30:42they say,
30:43that they don't shoot.
30:44Then,
30:45we laugh and laugh.
30:46It is about people.
30:48You know,
30:49Salman,
30:50that it is a piece of bread.
30:51What?
30:52Yes.
30:53In the last few weeks,
30:54they also delivered a piece of bread.
31:02Our bread has a piece of bread.
31:04Our shirt is a piece of bread.
31:06Our shoes are a piece of bread.
31:07They give us a piece of bread.
31:08Yes.
31:09Look at it.
31:10Why do they give us a piece of bread?
31:11Who does not give us a piece of bread?
31:13Who does not give us a piece of bread?
31:15Look.
31:16What is this?
31:17What?
31:18What?
31:19What?
31:20What?
31:21What?
31:22What?
31:23Oh my God.
31:24What?
31:28Thank you for saying something.
31:32Let's go outside, I'll fart for you five minutes.
31:36Let's go.
31:37My fart is my fart, none of your fart.
31:39Oh, God.
31:42I'll fart for you.
31:43This one is, Salman, if you go to the hotel,
31:47you order a starter later, then you fart on it.
31:52If we fart on it, why are you crying in your starter?
32:00Great.
32:01Just saying, man.
32:02You're saying, man.
32:04Don't look good, you're cute, man.
32:08All my fart, all my fart, all my fart.
32:12It's going to be good, it'll be good.
32:14If you look at it, it'll be good.
32:17Before we talk about our fart, let's talk about more detail.
32:20Tell me, what is the answer?
32:21Option A, B, C, or D?
32:25We'll get out, we'll get out.
32:27What's the matter? What's the matter?
32:28That's option D.
32:29That is the option.
32:30That is the correct option, let me check, sir.
32:32Yeah.
32:32I'm just expressing myself, y'all.
32:35I'm just expressing myself, y'all.
32:36Shut up, you group of people.
32:39I'm just expressing myself, y'all.
32:40Shut up, you group of people.
32:42I'm just expressing myself, y'all.
32:46I'm just expressing myself, y'all.
32:48I'm just expressing myself, y'all.
32:51Shut up, you group of people, y'all.
32:53I'm just expressing myself, y'all.
32:55I'm just expressing myself, y'all.
32:57Shut up, you group of people.
32:59And I'm just expressing myself, y'all.
33:05I'm just expressing myself, y'all.
33:10And how is this?
33:10Welcome, my friend.
33:11Welcome.
33:12Welcome.
33:13My name is Shakaal, and I call this Amal.
33:20Because I have a very strong ball.
33:25That gives me ease of ease.
33:28Hey, that's my fault.
33:31First, I didn't call myself a ball.
33:33I didn't hear your voice.
33:35People came up with Josh.
33:37How's the Josh?
33:39Hey, sir.
33:42How's the Josh?
33:48Hey, sir.
33:50Hey.
33:52Hey.
33:54Hey, my word.
33:56As long as you're saying,
33:58If you want to put something back,
34:00you'll get something out of it.
34:02Actually, Salman, we got to meet the walls of the temple.
34:06No other channel left him.
34:09Well done, my boy.
34:11Well done.
34:13Well done, my boy.
34:15Well done.
34:17Well done.
34:19Well done.
34:21Well done.
34:22Well done.
34:23And she left the mother of the temple.
34:25If she left the temple, the mother of this temple,
34:27he left her.
34:29How is the juice?
34:31It's an odd thing.
34:33Mr. Gawad, you are going to get into the village of Huluntakel.
34:37You are going to get hungry, more coffee, and more,
34:40like my family and catfish.
34:43You are going to get into the village of Huluntakel.
34:47He is so good.
34:47It's a good thing.
34:51I have not been able to get into the village of Huluntakel.
34:55Oh, what's the?
35:01I'm going to eat a little bit.
35:12Where, budu?
35:14I ate a lot of roti.
35:18But I'm not going to die.
35:26Listen to me, Shaqal.
35:28Give it to your head.
35:29What do you know?
35:30I'm going to die.
35:34Okay, sir.
35:35Let's play.
35:36Don't see here.
35:37I hate your face.
35:42Let's play.
35:43This is the next question.
35:44On your computer, on the screen.
35:48The next question is that
35:50the rest of the leaves are soft.
35:53But the leaves are soft.
35:55Why?
35:57Why?
35:58You have the option A.
35:59Because the leaves go to the gym,
36:01so it's soft.
36:02Maybe.
36:04Option B.
36:05The leaves are afraid
36:06that the leaves will cut off.
36:08That's why he has a helmet.
36:10Option C.
36:11The rest of the leaves are soft.
36:13And the confidence of the leaves are soft.
36:15It's soft.
36:16Maybe.
36:17Option D.
36:18The leaves are soft.
36:19Maybe.
36:20Option D.
36:21The leaves are soft.
36:22The leaves are soft.
36:23It's soft.
36:24It's soft.
36:25It's soft.
36:26It's soft.
36:27It's soft.
36:28And the majority of the leaves are soft.
36:29It's soft.
36:34Shudeep sir, you are from south.
36:35Now, you have to know a question.
36:38If you want to know something,
36:40this is the Naryal, it's Malai or it's water?
36:46I'll check it out.
36:48I'll check it out.
36:53Zero balance.
36:55There's nothing inside it.
36:56There's nothing in it.
36:58Why don't you play a projector and play a film?
37:01Because it's only film in it.
37:05I also feel bad.
37:07I hate it.
37:09One minute, please give a question.
37:11Yes sir, tell me.
37:13Option D.
37:14Option D.
37:15Salman Khan.
37:17Soft, soft, let me check.
37:20Right answer!
37:22Right answer!
37:24Right answer!
37:26Right answer!
37:28Right answer!
37:30Right answer!
37:32Right answer!
37:34Right answer!
37:35You can even kill her.
37:36We will be short.
37:37Right answer!
37:38Right answer!
37:39Right answer!
37:40My heart attack is coming here.
37:42Sit down.
37:43Sit down.
37:44Sit down.
37:45Sit down.
37:46Sit down.
37:47Sit down.
37:48Sit down.
37:49Sit down.
37:50Sit down.
37:51Sit down.
37:52Sit down.
37:53Sit down.
37:54Sit down.
37:55Sit down.
37:56Sit down.
37:57Sit down.
37:58BeBoom.
37:59Sit down.
38:00Sit down.
38:05Good morning.
38:06So, let's go.
38:09Let's ask a question, sir.
38:10One question, a personal question.
38:12I just feel like asking.
38:14So, for this,
38:16one question we'll ask you.
38:19Sir, tell me, you've worked with so many heroines.
38:22So, who is your favorite heroine today?
38:25So, Nazi Sinha, Sai Manjrakar,
38:29Katrina Kaep or Archanapurant Singh?
38:32Archanapurant Singh.
38:36Archanapurant Singh.
38:38Archanapurant Singh?
38:40Archanapurant Singh?
38:41Wow!
38:42What are you talking about?
38:44Shit!
38:46Mr. Hippu!
38:48What are you talking about?
38:50Why don't you give me the option of Madri Dixitji?
38:56Madri Dixitji,
38:58there's no option.
39:00Do you understand?
39:06Madri Dixitji.
39:07Oh!
39:12Archanapurant Singh,
39:13these guys can't become Salman Khan.
39:15Why?
39:16They don't know where to put them.
39:18Here or here?
39:19Madri Dixitji says,
39:20give me a gift.
39:22That's right.
39:24I've seen Salman Khan so bad.
39:27You've seen Salman Khan.
39:28How about Salman Khan?
39:29He's coming,
39:30here.
39:31Let's go.
39:36Salman Ji.
39:38This is not Gulel,
39:40this is not Gulel,
39:41this is not Gulel,
39:42this is not Gulel,
39:43this is not Gulel.
39:44This is not Gulel.
39:45Oh!
39:46The rest of the place, you know, Nishana, where did you put it?
39:58Oh, my God!
40:05Yeah.
40:07Hey!
40:09It's gone, Madhuri Dixit.
40:16It's gone, Madhuri Dixit.
40:22If Dr. Nene has seen this,
40:28he will tell you about Nene's days.
40:33What's wrong with Nene?
40:36Why do you take Nene?
40:38Because I have a ball,
40:41which gives me an ease.
40:43Now, listen to me.
40:46What are you throwing balls?
40:48You do this in the morning with 30 ml aloe vera.
40:51Tell me so much.
40:52Your blood.
40:54And drink it.
40:56Whatever you're holding in,
40:58you'll get out of your soul.
41:04Uncle, tell me.
41:06Before my performance,
41:08someone died.
41:09I've become a Madhuri Dixit.
41:11Well, tell us first,
41:13what's that made.
41:14We thought,
41:15whatever way you had to enter,
41:16he was late.
41:23Then, you have to wear our necklace.
41:26Where do you wear it?
41:27So, something like a bag.
41:29I mean, Salman,
41:31I'm not getting out of my mind.
41:33One minute.
41:35Oh, oh.
41:36You want?
41:37No.
41:38I don't think so.
41:41It's not.
41:42One minute.
41:45Now?
41:46Absolutely not.
41:50No, no.
41:51Now it's not.
41:52It's not.
42:01Now it's?
42:02I'm telling you, Jesus, I'm tired.
42:04This is a good drink.
42:06And I'm telling you,
42:08I'm telling you,
42:09I'm eating.
42:10You're not a good drink.
42:12You're not a good drink.
42:13I hate you.
42:15Thank you very much.
42:16I'm telling you, my brother.
42:18Because I have a big drink.
42:21I have a good drink.
42:23I have a good drink.
42:24I have a good drink.
42:26I have a slow local.
42:28We don't have enough time.
42:30Now what are you talking about?
42:32And why are you here?
42:34What are you talking about?
42:35What are you talking about?
42:36It's a good drink.
42:38You won't understand.
42:40Hey!
42:42We're young.
42:44We're young.
42:45We're young.
42:46How are you talking about?
42:47She's my wife.
42:48What happened?
42:49Well, what happened?
42:50When the girl is in front of her,
42:52who will see the girl in front of her?
42:56Hey!
42:57Hey!
42:58What happened?
42:59What happened?
43:00You're sitting here.
43:01You're sitting here.
43:02I was taking her to Salman Khan.
43:04How do you talk about it?
43:06She's a character in the film.
43:08Then my character.
43:10Oh!
43:11Oh!
43:12Oh!
43:13Oh!
43:14Oh!
43:15Oh!
43:16Oh!
43:17Oh!
43:18Oh!
43:19Oh!
43:20Oh!
43:21Oh!
43:22Oh!
43:23Oh!
43:24Oh!
43:25Oh!
43:26Oh!
43:27Oh!
43:28You're an elder.
43:32If you go there,
43:33you'll do the elder.
43:34We'll also do it here.
43:36What do you do?
43:38What do you do?
43:39You?
43:40There are no reasons for both.
43:43We're names.
43:45If we cut the jungle,
43:46they've come here.
43:53Put them.
43:56Don't hate them. Don't love them.
44:01They also love them.
44:03I love you.
44:22Salman, I want to take both of them.
44:26Because I'm making a house of my own.
44:31Tiger also loves animals.
44:37I'll give both of them.
44:39Go down the other side.
44:46When you're dancing, you'll feel worse.
44:50Vomit.
44:51Sir, the truth is a big thing. We're telling you.
44:55Sir, friends will come.
44:56The money will come.
44:57The big one will come.
45:03It's with you.
45:05Anubis.
45:06Sir, we're asking for the next question.
45:08The next question.
45:09For you, it's on your computer.
45:13On your screen.
45:17What happens to you?
45:20You put a spring down.
45:21Yes.
45:22Look.
45:23It was fat.
45:24It was good.
45:25Don't say it.
45:26It's a new one.
45:27Yes.
45:28Oh, my God.
45:32Oh, my God.
45:33I'm ready for the next question.
45:34Why did Munna change the name? We want to know.
45:38Option A, Munna was doing Tata Tuna, that's why he changed the name.
45:44Option B, in school, Munna opened the belt in school,
45:48that's why Munna changed the name.
45:51Option C, Munna changed the name actually.
45:55This is all media.
45:59Good one.
46:01Hey Charles, I got my three bucks.
46:05Charles.
46:08I got my two thousand rupees.
46:11What?
46:12And I'll put this ball on my side.
46:15Because this is a big ball.
46:19The Ramdi is a ball.
46:22Hey, I'm taking my mouth and I'm scared.
46:25Just do a job. You both are eating your mouth.
46:29I don't know if someone is good.
46:32I don't want to be angry, but I hate you.
46:36Hey Charles, you're free.
46:39Take them out and take four girls.
46:42Look at the girls.
46:46And they come here with me.
46:48Where are girls from now?
46:52Wait a minute, budu.
46:53Why did you get a message from the young man?
46:55What?
46:56What are you saying?
46:57They say that,
46:58I'll take the wrong place and Salman is not looking for the young man.
47:00I'll take the wrong place.
47:03What?
47:04What?
47:05I'll take the wrong place and say that,
47:06I'll take the wrong place and keep my hands off.
47:09What?
47:10What?
47:11What?
47:12What are you doing?
47:13What?
47:14What?
47:15What?
47:16What?
47:17What?
47:18What?
47:19What?
47:20What?
47:21What?
47:22what?
47:24What?
47:25What?
47:26What?
47:27What?
47:28What?
47:29What?
47:30What?
47:31What?
47:32What?
47:33I'm not Vasya.
47:34What?
47:35I'm not gonna have to go to my house.
47:36What?
47:37What?
47:38What?
47:39I just want to spend some money.
47:41You're a little bit.
47:45Can you tell yourself that you have a great deal?
47:47and we have to play the same way.
47:49Hey, hey, hey!
47:51Hey, wait, wait!
47:53What are you doing?
47:55Hey, wait!
47:57I don't have anything.
47:59I want to kill him.
48:01What? This gun is not my fault.
48:03I want to kill him.
48:07I'm going to kill him.
48:09I'm going to kill him, man.
48:11I'm going to kill him, boy.
48:13Hey, hey, hey!
48:15Why are you doing that?
48:17Daniel, sir,
48:19we will be doing great things here.
48:21We will not be able to win.
48:29One time, we will be doing great things
48:31for the entire star cast.
48:37Thank you very much, sir.
48:39Thank you very much, sir.
48:41We enjoyed it.
48:43I hope you enjoyed it.
48:44I hope you enjoyed it.
48:46You've enjoyed it.
48:47You've enjoyed it.
48:48You've enjoyed it.
48:49And you've enjoyed it.
48:50The couple is so good.
48:52Oh!
48:57Thank you, guys.
48:58Woo!
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