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📺 **Allen Gregory Episode 1 – “Pilot”**   Meet Allen Gregory De Longpre, a pretentious 7-year-old who’s been homeschooled his entire life and is now being sent to public school. Hilarity and cringe-worthy awkwardness follow as Allen tries to navigate "common" childhood with his elite upbringing.   🎙️ A unique animated sitcom that aired on FOX, *Allen Gregory* is known for its edgy humor, eccentric characters, and satirical take on modern parenting and education.   👍 If you enjoy adult animation like *Family Guy*, *American Dad*, or *BoJack Horseman*, this one’s for you!   🔔 Follow us on **[CartoonLTV](https://www.dailymotion.com/CartoonLTV)** for more rare animated sitcoms and comedy series.   #AllenGregory #AllenGregoryPilot #AdultAnimation #AnimatedSitcom   #FoxCartoons #ComedyCartoons #CartoonLTV #AnimatedComedy   #RareCartoons #AllenGregoryFullEpisode #AdultCartoons   #AnimationSeries #EdgyHumor #TVPilot #AllenGregoryFOX   #CartoonForAdults #SatiricalCartoons #AnimatedShows   #AllenGregorySeries #AllenGregoryEpisode1 #FullCartoon   #UnderratedCartoons #AnimatedSitcoms #CartoonStreaming   #AnimatedTVShows

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00:00Richard DeLong-Pray

00:30And this incredible-looking specimen standing next to me is my life partner, Jeremy DeLong-Pray

00:34Hey, how's it going? Welcome to our home

00:36Well, okay, it's my home. My name's on the deal. Let's not make a big deal about it

00:40I'm not making a big deal out of it

00:41Well, I am, Jeremy, since I'm not an unemployed housewife, Jeremy, who contributes absolutely no money to the mortgage, Jeremy

00:47Richard, I thought we talked about you not humiliating me in front of crowds of people

00:52Aw, we did, didn't we? I'm sorry. I'm so stupid in love with you

00:57All right, Richard. Okay, that's enough. Okay, we get it

01:01Anyway, tonight is not about Jeremy and his pettiness

01:04It is certainly not about showcasing the fact that we recently adopted an underprivileged Cambodian girl

01:09Julie, come on up here, sweetie

01:11Oh, I really don't want to...

01:14To think, just a couple of years ago, Jules was living in the desert, the sea, something

01:19Both of those places, yeah

01:20She was this close to being turned into glue over there when I said to myself, you know what? I've been blessed

01:26It's time to give back

01:28So I selflessly logged onto that website and clicked, add Julie to cart

01:33Really?

01:34Five to seven business days later, her pathetic life was changed

01:38Let's all give a big your welcome to Julie

01:40And now, ladies and gentlemen, in celebration of the only seven-year-old ever to be nominated for a Tony Award

01:47Please welcome the reason we breathe

01:49Our son, Alan Gregory de Longprix

01:53Thank you for coming, everyone

02:04Please lower your voices, I'm speaking

02:05Oh, Chloe's here

02:06And Julie hasn't found her way back into the crowd yet

02:11I apologize, folks

02:12She's making this incredibly uncomfortable

02:14She's pretty much the worst person

02:17Anyway, back to me

02:20When they first called and told me I'd been nominated for a Tony Award, I said one word

02:24Pass

02:25But then I realized how selfish I was being

02:28How unfair it would be to deprive you of me winning this award

02:31Does that make sense?

02:31So to everyone here whose fantasies are fueled by my achievements, I say this

02:36We did it

02:38Well, I did it

02:39Let's not go completely nuts, you did absolutely nothing

02:41But how about this

02:42You were there to see me do it

02:45Now drink up, you knuckleheads

02:47Have a blast

02:47It's our night, you crazies

02:48Chloe, where are you?

02:51Son, we have something we need to talk to you about

02:54Jeremy has AIDS, full-blownsies

02:55That was kind of harsh

02:56No, Jeremy wants to go back to work

02:58Well, to be fair, you've kind of been pressuring me to

03:00He's decided, due to his feelings of inadequacy

03:02That it's time he pursues something for himself

03:04Instead of just being completely useless, sure, sure

03:06Yeah, so this means I'm not going to be able to homeschool you anymore, bud

03:09Mm-hmm

03:10Who are we bringing in?

03:11Well, no one

03:12You are going to be attending elementary school, actually

03:15Starting on Monday!

03:17What?

03:18Ugh, really putting a damper on the old Tony nod

03:21Yeah, about that Tony nomination

03:23Yeah, apparently they don't nominate plays that are staged in our living room

03:27Not over!

03:28Fighting them tooth and nail on it

03:29So this party was all...

03:31Yeah

03:32Yeah, we thought if there was a crowd around, you wouldn't freak out

03:35Yeah

03:35Well...

03:37You felt wrong, my man

03:40Damn it, Jimmy!

03:42You ruined everything you hung!

03:44You're so handsome and stupid!

03:46Hey, Richard?

03:49I'm not sure, but it seemed like Alan Gregory didn't react positively to the school idea

03:53I can keep tutoring him, I don't mind

03:54Jeremy, you need to get a job

03:55Why?

03:56Are we in trouble financially?

03:59No

03:59Okay, so if there are no money problems...

04:02It has nothing to do with money, Jeremy!

04:03I'm at a long pre!

04:04We have money!

04:05I mean, look around!

04:06We have expensive things!

04:07Of course we have money!

04:08Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hmmm

04:13Are you okay?

04:15I'm sorry

04:16Come here

04:17No, no

04:18Pop up here, chair bear

04:19Look, whether we have money problems or we don't, we'll get through it together

04:24Well, that makes me feel like we do

04:26Because if we didn't, there wouldn't be anything to get through?

04:28Shh!

04:29Our love is so much stronger than our steady financial decline

04:32Wait, so there is...

04:33Jeremy, stop reading into stuff!

04:35You're starting to sound like the bank

04:36Hey, sorry for going ballistic back there

04:39I think the whole Julie being alive thing affected me more than I thought

04:42You know, maybe you're a little nervous about going to school

04:44I mean, it's a big change, pal

04:46Ugh, Jeremy, I so cannot deal with your dumb logic right now

04:48Like, where is this job stuff even coming from?

04:50Yeah, where is this coming from, Jeremy?

04:52You?

04:55Hey, Dad

04:56Do you think the kids at school will like me?

04:59I mean, not that I care, Jeremy!

05:02Oh, of course they will

05:04You are a bright, shining star

05:06They're gonna love you

05:07Thanks, Dad

05:09And thanks, Jeremy

05:10Ah, you're welcome

05:11For screwing up my entire life

05:12You didn't let me finish

05:12Please don't ever interrupt me again

05:14Well, that went well

05:16Coming to you

05:17Oh, yeah, I'm really exhausted

05:20That's okay

05:21I'll do the heavy lifting

05:23Guys, check this

05:31My doctor says I may be able to lose the back brace in three years

05:48Oh, congrats, Pa

05:49I'm just in time for high school

05:51Score

05:51Yeah, because that brace is the only thing standing between us and sweeping popularity

05:56Bye, Wayne!

05:57Nice new backpack, Wayne!

05:58Thanks

05:59What's the matter, Jules?

06:00You didn't say goodbye to Wayne

06:01Yeah, do you have an issue with Wayne?

06:03Because he's our best guy friend

06:04Right, that's kind of the problem, girls

06:06What's going on with you, Jules?

06:08You seem extra sour today

06:10I'm sorry

06:11I'm in a dark place

06:12And I'm taking it out on you guys

06:14Well, what's up?

06:15Talk to us

06:16He starts school today

06:18And everyone's gonna kiss his pretentious little ass

06:20Ugh, I'm gonna vomit all over myself

06:23I'm not sure that would make you feel any better

06:25But...

06:25It wouldn't, Val

06:26It wouldn't

06:27Then why would you do it?

06:29Okay, everyone, take your seats

06:33Oh, you must be our new student

06:37Alan DeLongpreet

06:38Ah, wow

06:39Okay, how about it's Alan Gregory

06:41And go ahead and only address me as that from now on

06:43Thanks so much

06:44Okay, um, welcome

06:46Please find a seat

06:47Sure I will

06:48Directly after I do a brief Q&A

06:50Oh, well, we don't usually do...

06:51I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name

06:53It's Miss Winthrop

06:54We're not in court, sweetheart

06:54What's your first name?

06:55Gina, but you should never call me...

06:57Gina, Gina, Gina

06:57Can I see you in the hallway for a second?

06:59Look, here's what's currently happening

07:01You're being difficult

07:03And I see this whole situation running a lot smoother

07:05If you choose to cooperate

07:06Alan, Gregory

07:07I am your teacher

07:09And I need you to respect that

07:11Oh, no, no, no, no

07:12I totally will respect that

07:13If you can respect that

07:14We are on the same exact level authority-wise

07:16Okay, that is absolutely not the case

07:19Great, I'll see you back in there

07:20Also, I wouldn't lose my mind

07:21If you decided to chew a stick of gum

07:23Thanks for understanding the sitch, Gina

07:24You're a China doll

07:29Hey, I'm Patrick

07:31You want to sit with us?

07:33Are you implying you want to schedule a lunch?

07:35Yeah, I guess

07:36It works better for me if you say

07:37Would you like to schedule a lunch?

07:39That way I know what you're talking about

07:40Okay, do you?

07:42Do I what now, sweetheart?

07:43Want to have lunch?

07:44No, but I'd like to schedule a lunch

07:46When you learn how to speak English

07:47Now, how's your Friday?

07:48Because mine is...

07:50Insane

07:51And then I wiped all my boogers into my dad's hair

07:54Right in there

07:55Hey, Patrick

07:57Was I not clear?

07:58Don't come near this table

08:00Ever

08:01Who's he?

08:01He's only the most popular kid in school

08:03Ah, the two heavyweights finally meet

08:06I'm sure you're tired of all the buzz

08:07Alan Gregory DeLongpre

08:08Joe

08:10Zadak

08:11Zadak is class president

08:13He's also the fastest at times tables

08:15Four times five

08:16Twenty

08:16How does he do that?

08:18He's lead singer in the chorus

08:19And captain of the kickball team

08:20Best to curse of

08:21It's like eight times six

08:22Forty-eight

08:23It's not a big deal

08:23Yeah, it's not a big deal

08:25I waffled for fuel cell technology

08:26On Capitol Hill

08:27I'm friends with Sandy Bullock

08:28Really good friends

08:29Who cares?

08:30It's not a pissing contest, right, Jay?

08:32Did anyone catch a Charlie Rose

08:34The evening before last?

08:36Did you catch it?

08:37No

08:37Nothing

08:38Hang on a second, ladies

08:42I think we just may have found

08:44A bigger loser than us

08:45Good looking out, Wayne

08:47You got it

08:48Hey, just throw it out

08:50A random hypothetical to you

08:51Let's say there's

08:52A new kid in school

08:53And on paper

08:54He should be killing it

08:55But for some reason

08:55The other kids don't like him

08:57Why do you think that would be?

09:00Maybe you're just too smart

09:01For everybody

09:02Hmm, that's a good point, Pete

09:04You pick up on stuff, don't you?

09:05I don't know

09:06It's Patrick, though

09:07I don't care

09:07You know what?

09:08Let's forget all the mishigoss

09:09And try to enjoy our lunch

09:11Huh?

09:11Take the edge off

09:12Excuse me

09:13Credit this train wreck

09:14What do you think you're doing?

09:15Ow!

09:16It's just a little pinot grige at lunch, Gina

09:19Hi

09:23Hi

09:28Hello

09:30Oh, that's good

09:42Let me ask you something

09:53Is it just like a complete mess down there?

09:56I'm gonna level with you

09:58It's like Post-Katrina

10:01Oh, damn it

10:02You're perfect

10:02Alan Gregory

10:05Alan Gregory

10:07Alan Gregory

10:09Yeah, sorry

10:10I just never had my breath

10:11Ticking away from you like that before

10:13Okay

10:14Mrs. Winthrop said

10:16You were drinking alcohol

10:18At lunch

10:19Shut up, shut up

10:19Enough about that idiot

10:20Let's talk about us

10:21I'm sorry

10:22I don't like to play games

10:24The whole wait three days

10:25To text you

10:25Flirt with other women

10:26In front of you

10:27It's exhausting

10:28Let's just cut to the chase

10:29We're in love with each other

10:31I think you have the wrong idea

10:33We're not gonna be texting each other

10:35We're not in love

10:37There's absolutely nothing between us

10:40There's a desk between us

10:41Okay

10:41Pencils, papers

10:42What's that?

10:43That looks like stool softener

10:44That's between us

10:45Okay

10:45I've had just about enough of this

10:47Ah, me too

10:48It's been a long day

10:49Why don't I call Jean-Michel at Il Portofino

10:51We'll get a table outside

10:53Oof, I'm not getting a lick of service

10:55Babe, can I hop on your landline?

10:56Alan Gregory

10:56What are we dialing, nine to get out?

10:58Is it nine?

10:59Alan Gregory?

11:01Babe, I pick up, hit nine

11:02And then dial what?

11:03Alan Gregory, be quiet

11:05What was that?

11:11Nothing

11:12Sounded like something

11:13Yeah, I should probably take off though

11:14Hey, unrelated

11:15Is there a bidet on school grounds?

11:16Never mind

11:17Hey, Joe, look

11:23The new kid is crying

11:25Yeah, I think he cracked himself

11:26I can smell it in my nose

11:29Where are you going, Alan, Gregory?

11:43There's nothing back there for me, Pat

11:45I don't fit him either, you know

11:47But it gets easier

11:48We almost did it, didn't we?

11:54Did what?

11:56Take care of yourself, Fred

11:57I'm proud of you

12:00Hmm

12:08Your belly skin is like suede

12:11Thanks

12:11Tough but soft

12:12Like a man

12:13Man on a hunt for a job

12:15Yeah, I'm looking

12:15It's hard out there

12:17But you'll have one soon

12:17I mean, not that there's any rush

12:19Just want you to feel good about you

12:20Immediately

12:20Oh, I wish we could make money off your belly skin

12:22Um, can someone please just sign my permission slip?

12:26Julie, there she is

12:28What did you do today?

12:29Well, let's see

12:30I went to school

12:31I got a permission slip

12:32I asked you to sign it

12:33You talked about which parts of Jeremy feel like suede

12:35You go to school?

12:36How fun is that?

12:38Anything else?

12:39Snack?

12:39You know, you can help yourself do anything in the fridge

12:41Okay, thanks

12:43All right

12:43Well, go get them

12:45She's great

12:47Are you okay, my boy angel?

12:57I have a broken heart

12:58And undergarments filled with my own unruly waste

13:01Who did this to you?

13:03Possibly the most ravishing gal I've ever seen

13:06Oh, who is she?

13:07Jeremy, please

13:07Seriously, Jeremy

13:08Why don't you go sprint and grab us a couple of oranginas?

13:12So, who is she?

13:14She's an older girl at school

13:15How old is she?

13:16Eight?

13:17Nine?

13:17I'd say she's comfortably in her late 60s

13:19Mm-hmm

13:19So, what's the problem?

13:21I don't know

13:22I mean, she rambled on and on

13:23About how she's the principal

13:24And I'm the student

13:25What?

13:26Here we go

13:26Oh, thanks, Jeremy

13:27I guess I'll just drink these without pita chips

13:30Dad

13:31They're animals

13:34I refuse to go back to that place

13:37What?

13:37Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no

13:38You don't mean that

13:39Pita chips?

13:40Jeremy, enough with the pita chips

13:41Get our jackets

13:42Don't worry, Alan Gregory

13:43I'm gonna take care of this

13:44Hey

13:45Oh, my God

13:46You scared the crap out of me, Julie

13:47I thought you were a rat

13:48You're not quitting school, are you?

13:50Julie, I know you're extremely jealous of me

13:52And that manifests itself in moments like this

13:54But I'm really fragile right now

13:56You know, you're 100% right

13:58I am so jealous

14:00Of what?

14:01Tell me, be specific

14:01I mean, you've only been in school half a day

14:03And everyone's already talking about you

14:04And everyone's already talking about you

14:05Who, Zadak?

14:06Joel Zadak?

14:07Sure

14:08I'll miss that guy

14:09But you have to go back

14:10Don't deprive these kids of the role model they deserve

14:13Is there anything I can do to help?

14:16Well, I guess maybe you could pack up your belongings

14:19And go back to wherever the hell you came from

14:21Does that make sense?

14:23So it does make sense?

14:25No

14:25Mr. and Mr. DeLongpre, I'm so glad you called

14:29As superintendent of the school board, I want to personally apologize to you both

14:33It's terrible that Alan Gregory's first day wasn't a pleasurable experience

14:36We feel very lucky to have a DeLongpre here at Feldstein

14:40Oh, we appreciate that

14:41Thank you, Mr. Rossmeyer

14:42What can I do to get him back in here?

14:44You name it, you got it

14:45Carte Blanche

14:46Wow, that is so nice of you

14:48I have to say, we were surprised that Principal Gottlieb wasn't more accommodating

14:52Oh, for God's sake, he's a child, I'm not gonna take him

14:54Judy, first of all, calm yourself down

14:57I was just about to suggest that

14:58This is personal stuff between you and Alan Gregory DeLongpre

15:02Whether you're gonna date him, you're not gonna date him, there's an age difference

15:05I don't care, it's none of my business

15:07Oh my God

15:07Judy, let me finish

15:09Now, whatever you want to do on your own time, I'll look the other way

15:12But inside these walls, you two are going to have to put your personal desires aside and act professionally

15:18The other parents can't know, the faculty can't

15:20No one's gonna know, because it's not happening

15:23Nice, that's what you should say

15:24I'm not just saying it

15:25Even better

15:26Sold me

15:27You feel good, I want you to feel good

15:28Good here, Jare, I'm good

15:30I'm not

15:30I really hope you can persuade Alan Gregory to return

15:33And Gottlieb, for God's sake, try to keep it in your pants

15:36There he is, A to the G

15:44Hey, Carlton

15:45Wait a second, that's not the Alan Gregory I know

15:48What's got your bonnet full of all them bees?

15:51Carlton, can I ask you something?

15:54Have you ever not fit in?

15:55Oh yeah

15:56Let me drop something on you

15:58Back in L.A., they came to me and asked

16:00What do you think of David Boreanaz for Bone?

16:03They came to you for that

16:04I was shocked too, considering my sort of history with the sisters Deschanel

16:07I was like, Boreanaz?

16:10I didn't see it

16:11But I was the only one

16:13And I felt that isolation

16:15So I took myself off the project

16:18You walked away?

16:20I ran, A.G.

16:21I ran

16:22Ah, Alan Gregory, there you are

16:26We talked to Principal Gottlieb, she's come to her senses

16:28Everything's coolio

16:29You can go back, Jeremy can get that job, train back a-chugging

16:31Thanks, but that's all in the past

16:34I've taken time to reflect on things and

16:36I'm not going back

16:38Rich, can I have a moment alone with our son?

16:45For what?

16:46I just want to talk to him

16:47About what?

16:48About the situation

16:49What are you gonna say?

16:50I don't know exactly, I just want to talk to him

16:53About what again?

16:55Please, just five minutes

16:57You got three

17:00Can I ask you something?

17:03If you're over the whole Gottlieb thing

17:05Then why aren't you going to go back?

17:07Julie mentioned the other kids were kind of rough on you

17:10Does that have anything to do with it?

17:11Did she also mention that she sucks

17:13And doesn't know what the hell she's talking about?

17:14Uh, no, she didn't mention that

17:16Well, there you go

17:16Alan Gregory

17:18Five years ago, I was a straight man

17:21I had a wife, two kids, rock-solid career

17:24I was happier than I had ever been

17:26And then one day, I had a meeting with a potential client

17:29He was an older gay man

17:31And we had a connection

17:32A strictly platonic one

17:33Given my lifelong heterosexuality

17:35But, uh, he wouldn't take no for an answer

17:37He persisted

17:38He followed me everywhere

17:40Gave me flowers, gifts

17:41He believed, deep within his heart

17:44That we were destined to be together

17:45And you started to believe it too?

17:48Uh, the point is, Alan Gregory

17:50That all the obstacles

17:52You know, me being straight as an arrow

17:53My wife and kids

17:55The restraining orders

17:56They were irrelevant

17:57In the end, he got what he wanted

17:59Because you see, son

18:01Don't call me son

18:01Sorry about that

18:02He didn't give up

18:03If you want those kids to accept you

18:05You just gotta convince them

18:08That they want that too

18:10Jeremy?

18:13Thanks

18:14You're welcome

18:18I saw what you did

18:21And I can't tell you how much it meant to me

18:23You

18:24Are

18:25My

18:26Hero

18:27Well, that

18:28Means a lot to me

18:30Sana

18:31No one in there

18:32You could probably go tell us

18:33I saw an offer

18:34Thanks, Carl Trent

18:35What's going on?

18:42Hey, Pat

18:42What are you doing, Alan Gregory?

18:44You broke my window

18:45Well, it's the middle of the night, silly

18:46I'm not gonna ring the doorbell

18:48Use your head

18:49Sorry

18:49But, um

18:50What's so important?

18:52Patrick

18:52I wanted you to be the first to know

18:53I'm coming back to school tomorrow

18:56Okay

18:57But

18:58I feel like that could have waited till tomorrow

19:01I'm returning

19:01To Feldstein Elementary

19:03For the long haul

19:05Patrick, is everything alright?

19:07I'm gonna head out

19:08I'll see you tomorrow

19:08Wait

19:09Get some sleep, you rascal

19:10Don't be out too late

19:11What?

19:11I'm gonna be in so much trouble

19:12But it's worth it, isn't it?

19:16Is it?

19:17I can feel it

19:18Coming in the air tonight

19:21Coming in the air tonight

19:23Oh, no

19:24Oh, no

19:26Alan Gregory

19:28Well, you're so proud of you

19:30Hey, so walk me through what happened yesterday

19:45I remember your pants were clean

19:47But then later you were running out crying like a baby

19:49And they weren't clean

19:51What happened in the middle there?

19:53Oh, you're hilarious

19:54No, that wasn't me

19:55It wasn't you

19:57Then who the hell was it?

19:59It was an ill-advised mix of strip mall Thai food and cheap coffee

20:03It came on so fast by the time it hit me

20:06It was too late

20:07I crapped myself and I apologize

20:10It was completely unprofessional of me

20:12And when I ran crying past Joel Zadak

20:15His friends Ian and Guillermo

20:17Hey, guys

20:17That was embarrassing to say the least

20:19Good morning was the new key

20:21Me too, Guillermo

20:23Me too

20:24Hey

20:27You look really cute today

20:29Listen, this is gonna be tough

20:32I know

20:33It's gonna take some serious restraint on our part

20:35But what we have is rare

20:38It's super spesh

20:40But I'm afraid we can't act on it, Jude

20:42Please leave me alone

20:44I get it

20:45Yeah, something on your cheek

20:47It's still there, come on

20:50Let me

20:51No

20:51Just stop, just bend down

20:53I'll get it for you

20:54There you go

20:59Yeah, it's gonna be tough

21:02Thank you

21:02But I know

21:03It lands you

21:03I know

21:04I know

21:04I can't see

21:05Hey

21:05Yvonne

21:06I know

21:07I can't believe so

21:09Take care of just purpose

21:10Try to step

21:21That's how your action is

21:22Okay

21:22Good morning

21:23Let me

21:24You

21:24Look at

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