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📺 **All Star Specials Episode 1 – Beetle Bailey Special**
Join the hilarious misadventures of Private Beetle Bailey and his camp comrades in this full-length animated special from the classic *All Star Specials* series. Known for his laziness and clever ways to dodge duty, Beetle keeps the base on its toes—especially Sergeant Snorkel!
Based on the legendary comic strip by Mort Walker, *Beetle Bailey* is a timeless military cartoon that delivers slapstick humor, witty banter, and nostalgic fun.
🎯 Perfect for fans of vintage cartoons, newspaper comic adaptations, and military-themed comedy animation.
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Join the hilarious misadventures of Private Beetle Bailey and his camp comrades in this full-length animated special from the classic *All Star Specials* series. Known for his laziness and clever ways to dodge duty, Beetle keeps the base on its toes—especially Sergeant Snorkel!
Based on the legendary comic strip by Mort Walker, *Beetle Bailey* is a timeless military cartoon that delivers slapstick humor, witty banter, and nostalgic fun.
🎯 Perfect for fans of vintage cartoons, newspaper comic adaptations, and military-themed comedy animation.
👁️🗨️ Don’t forget to **Follow [CartoonLTV](https://www.dailymotion.com/CartoonLTV)** for more rare animated specials and classic cartoon uploads!
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#ClassicAnimation #BeetleBaileyFullEpisode #ComicStripToon #80sCartoons #RetroAnimation
#SlapstickCartoon #CartoonLTV #ArmyCartoon #BeetleBaileySpecial #AnimatedComedy
#ComicAdaptation #FullCartoonEpisode #BeetleBaileySeries #AnimatedClassic #BeetleAndSnorkel
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00:00You
00:30Hmm.
01:00Sergeant Orville Snorkel reporting for duty, sir.
01:28Huh?
01:30Rise and shine, Otto.
01:37Rise and shine, you meatheads.
01:47Home sweet home indeed.
01:49Morning, Unc.
02:00Better get going, Beetle.
02:01Come on, Killer.
02:03These things take time.
02:07Sarge will be storming out here any second, Beetle.
02:10Please get up.
02:11I can't stand the sight of blood before breakfast.
02:14Okay, okay, Plato.
02:16I'm working on it.
02:18I said rise and shine, Beetle.
02:21Make up your mind, Sarge.
02:22Which do you want?
02:24Rise or shine?
02:26I want rise and shine.
02:32That's better.
02:33Here.
02:34Whatever happened to the manly art of negotiation?
02:41Good morning, Miss Buxley.
02:49What are you bringing me in your sweet little hand today?
02:53I'll communicate.
02:55From the Pentagon, General Half-Track.
02:58From the Pentagon?
03:01Whoa!
03:01Remind me to get this chair fixed, would you?
03:06Yes, sir.
03:07Well, what's it say?
03:09According to the Pentagon, this is the shape of the ideal soldier.
03:14Really?
03:15See?
03:17Oh.
03:18Dear General Half-Track, you have two weeks to bring one man at Camp Swampy up to these standards in time for our arrival.
03:30What?
03:31Coming here?
03:32In two weeks?
03:33And it's signed the Pentagon.
03:35See?
03:36We're doomed.
03:37Will that be all, sir?
03:39Probably.
03:41Beedle, let's face it.
03:49When it comes to gold-bricking and general laziness, you are without a doubt the best soldier on this base.
03:57Huh?
03:59The best?
04:00Sergeant, bring that man into my office pronto.
04:04Morning, Miss Buxley.
04:08Shut up.
04:09Good morning, Beedle.
04:11Gee, I think Sergeant Snorkel should be nicer to Beedle, don't you, Blips?
04:16Hon, that's as nice as Sergeant Snorkel gets.
04:19Uh, Private Beedle Bailey reporting is ordered, sir.
04:24Hold him up to that chart.
04:26Yes, sir.
04:39Let's see here.
04:40Best on the base, huh?
04:44Well-informed mind, keen eyesight, strong chin, broad shoulders, firm body, thin legs of steel.
04:57We, Sergeant, are in deep doo-doo.
05:04We are, sir?
05:06That's the army, we, Sergeant.
05:08It means you.
05:10You are in deep trouble unless you get this man into that shape and pronto.
05:15Huh?
05:16Oh, I've tried, sir, but there's something deep in this biological makeup that resists discipline.
05:21Poppycock!
05:23Trooper!
05:24Attention!
05:25You got my attention.
05:26Go ahead, skinhead.
05:28Well, let's...
05:29Let's...
05:30Go ahead, skinhead, sir.
05:32That's it!
05:33I've had it.
05:34Sergeant, if this nincompoop doesn't pass Pentagon inspection in two weeks, your name will be
05:40Mr. Snorkel faster than you can say whiff and poof.
05:45Do you get the picture, Mr. Snorkel?
05:48Oh, boy.
05:50Come on, fellas.
05:51Beetle and Sarge are in big trouble.
05:53We gotta think of something.
05:54How about Disneyland?
05:56Huh?
05:57Well, that's always fun to think about.
05:59Wait a minute.
06:00I know.
06:01We'll give the Pentagon a demonstration of my secret weapon.
06:05Where is it?
06:06In my head.
06:07How are we gonna get it out?
06:09We build it, Zero.
06:10That's how.
06:11Now, here's what we'll do.
06:12All right, Beetle.
06:13Lift those knees.
06:14Move those feet.
06:15Come on, come on.
06:17I'm trying, Sarge.
06:19I'm trying.
06:21I'm trying.
06:23Oh, poor Beetle.
06:25If he keeps up this pace, it'll kill him.
06:28I'll say.
06:29And if he stops, he's dead meat.
06:31All right, Beetle.
06:33Hang a left and pick up the case.
06:35Sarge, I don't think we should...
06:38That's why they invented the chain of command, Beetle.
06:42So morons like you wouldn't have to think.
06:45Now, keep running.
06:46He-he.
07:00Where to now, Sarge?
07:02I'll get you with this, Beetle.
07:05I'll get you with this, Beetle.
07:07Clean it all.
07:16All right.
07:17Where'd you get the spare parts, Zero?
07:19From Sarge's Jeep.
07:20Must have been extras.
07:21He left them lying all over the motor pool.
07:24Great.
07:25Take him inside to kill her.
07:27Uh-oh.
07:28Why are you lying there, Sergeant Snorkel?
07:31It just seemed like the thing to do after a crash, sir.
07:35I see.
07:36Do you want me to get up?
07:38Of course I want you to get up, you baboon!
07:42The Pentagon brass is coming and you're taking a nap!
07:45Get up!
07:46Get up and get going!
07:48Yes, sir, General Sir.
07:49Don't worry about a thing, sir.
07:51Come on, Auto Clubber.
07:56Since my Jeep is disabled, Beetle,
07:59we'll have to continue your training program in other ways,
08:03like rope climbing.
08:04Oh.
08:06So where are we going, Sarge?
08:08I, Beetle, am going up.
08:10And you, sir, are going down.
08:13Bye-bye.
08:14By the time you climb back up here, Beetle,
08:17you'll be in much better shape.
08:20I have to do this to make him feel superior, you know.
08:26You know, Blips, I'm worried about Beetle.
08:29Something just isn't right.
08:37What was your first clue, hon?
08:39I'm not sure.
08:40Just something in the air.
08:42Is something bothering you, Miss Boxley?
08:48It's Beetle, sir.
08:50I have the feeling that Sergeant Snorkel
08:52is going to hurt him in some way.
08:54Hurt him?
08:55Why nonsense.
08:57We don't hurt anyone here at Camp Swampy.
09:00We train them to keep them from getting hurt.
09:02Are you sure?
09:04Why, if he so much as harms one hair on that boy's head,
09:08he'll have to answer to me personally.
09:10Ow!
09:11Oh, he won't want to tangle with you, sir.
09:13Who put that file cabinet there in the first place?
09:16You did, sir.
09:17Oh.
09:18Ow!
09:19And where's my chair?
09:21Buxley told me the general keeps falling on the floor
09:24not to bring it back till it was fixed.
09:26So I figure we can just keep the chair.
09:28Huh?
09:29Until somebody fixes the general's floor.
09:31Right?
09:32Right.
09:33You threw him off a cliff!
09:35Snorkel!
09:36You're supposed to put him in shape,
09:37not out of commission!
09:39You're supposed to put him in shape,
09:41not out of commission!
09:42Oh, but, sir, he's okay.
09:46We're the ones not getting better.
09:48No excuses, Sergeant!
09:50You're not handling this training right!
09:52Take him indoors where no one can see you!
09:55Weightlifting, sir!
09:56Are you kidding?
09:58At my age, I can hardly lift a martini!
10:00Not you, sir!
10:02Beetle!
10:02Beetle drinking martinis?
10:04Oh, good gravy, we're doomed!
10:06No, sir!
10:07I could train him by weightlifting!
10:09Great idea, Sergeant!
10:11But get him to stop drinking, would you?
10:13Sets a bad example for the men!
10:15Yes, sir!
10:20Just take this stuff to my room, Beetle!
10:22You sure you're not carrying too much, Sarge?
10:25What?
10:26Oh, no problem, Beetle!
10:28I'm used to carrying a lot of weight around here!
10:31I'm not even gonna say it!
10:33Eight!
10:36And seven!
10:38And eleven!
10:40And eight!
10:42And eight!
10:47Hello, Sergeant!
10:48Beetle!
10:49I think the Pentagon should see just how well you guys are doing!
10:53Don't you?
10:54Don't you?
10:54Oh, well...
10:55Say cheese!
10:58Will pizza do?
10:59Thanks!
11:00Bye-bye!
11:01Bye-bye!
11:02Bye-bye!
11:11You can stop now, Beetle!
11:13Okay, Sarge!
11:14What are you putting into the fax machine, Miss Buxley?
11:20Well, I thought we could save the Pentagon a trip by sending them a picture of what great shape Beetle's in already!
11:28You did?
11:29Uh-huh!
11:30Oh, goody!
11:31The Pentagon is transmitting an answer!
11:33Oh, goody!
11:34Dear General Half-Track, that's you!
11:37Congratulations on the progress of your enlisted man!
11:42That's Beetle!
11:43Great!
11:44Wait!
11:45There's more!
11:46Oh?
11:47However, you'd better have that fine enlisted man retrain that fat, out-of-shape, lard bucket you call a sergeant before we get there, or heads will roll!
12:00Heads will roll?
12:02Yours looks pretty rollable!
12:05Oh, goody!
12:17Listen, Beetle, this is your big chance to get even for all the years Sarge has been pushing us around!
12:23Aw, come on, Killer!
12:25Sarge was just doing his job!
12:27I don't want to hurt him!
12:28Beetle, you'll leave me no choice!
12:30Play-Doh, show him!
12:32Yeah?
12:33So, who's this?
12:34This is the sergeant who will replace Sarge if he doesn't pass inspection!
12:39His last job was training the guys who train guys like Rambo!
12:42Gee, I don't know, fellas!
12:44Well, I do, Beetle!
12:45Huh?
12:46If the Pentagon says so, I order you to get me in shape!
12:51Whatever you say, Sarge!
12:53Come on, Sarge!
12:56Come on, Sarge!
12:57You agreed to twenty miles in front of a jeep!
13:00Yeah, but I didn't know I was gonna pull it while you rode in it!
13:04Would you rather be a civilian, Sarge?
13:07No!
13:08No!
13:09Then let's get going!
13:10Mush!
13:11Mush!
13:12Don't mention food, Beetle, please!
13:22Maybe...
13:23Maybe this isn't such a good idea, Beetle!
13:27Maybe the Pentagon is right!
13:29Maybe I don't fit the modern army!
13:31Nonsense, Sarge!
13:33You're as good as ten men in the modern army!
13:35You think so?
13:36Sure!
13:37Problem is, you weigh the same as ten men in the modern army, too!
13:41Oh!
13:42So you're gonna throw me off the cliff, and when I pull myself back up, I'll be in better shape!
13:48Right?
13:49Wrong!
13:50Wrong!
13:51I'm gonna push the jeep off the cliff!
13:54Huh?
13:55Whoa!
13:56Hey!
13:57I don't get it!
13:59By the time you pull that jeep all the way back up here, you'll be in much better shape!
14:04See ya!
14:05Bye-bye!
14:06Ugh!
14:07Ugh!
14:08Ugh!
14:09Ugh!
14:10Ah!
14:11Miss Boxley?
14:12You bellowed, sir?
14:14I can't meet the top brass sitting on my desk!
14:17When do you suppose I might get my chair back?
14:19Oh!
14:20It's hard to tell, sir!
14:22Private Zero said he would return it when it was fixed!
14:25But...
14:26It wasn't broken, Miss Boxley!
14:28It wasn't?
14:29Well, something in here needed fixing!
14:32Blips!
14:33How do I get out of this?
14:35Have you considered euthanasia, sir?
14:38Thank you, Blips!
14:43Good work, Sarge!
14:45Oh, look at these arms, Beetle!
14:47I look like a cross between Schwarzenegger and Stallone, eh?
14:51Well, I was thinking more like Popeye and Dumbo!
14:54What?
14:55What?
14:56That's it, Beetle!
14:57Wait till I get my hands on you!
14:59Atta boy, Sarge!
15:00Pump those legs!
15:01Build that endurance!
15:02Run those pounds off!
15:04Sigh!
15:05Pounds off!
15:08Duh!
15:09Duh!
15:10Duh!
15:11Duh!
15:12Duh!
15:13Duh!
15:14Duh!
15:15Duh!
15:16Duh!
15:17Duh!
15:18Okay, Sarge, you can stop now.
15:22I'm trying, Beetle. My legs won't stop.
15:25Send somebody after me.
15:32We got him, Beetle.
15:33He was running through the artillery range,
15:35jumping in and out of craters.
15:42Good.
15:44Now, Sarge, it's time to work on the upper body
15:46with a few chin-ups.
15:48Chin-ups?
15:51Uh-huh. And if my calculations are correct,
15:54you need about 10,000.
15:5610,000?
15:58Yep.
15:59If the Pentagon says 10,000,
16:01then 10,000 it is.
16:03Great. I'll keep count on the wall.
16:06Ready, set, go.
16:13One.
16:14Listen, guys, Sarge is never going to be ready in time,
16:21so we got to make sure this little baby is.
16:24Wow! Is that what the secret is? A baby?
16:27Oh, that ought to surprise those guys from the Pentagon.
16:34Just where is this camp swampy anyway, soldier?
16:37It should be just over the next ridge, sir.
16:39Couldn't we just pretend we didn't find it and hit on home?
16:45I'm afraid not, sir.
16:46They've already made radio contact.
16:49I wonder why they call it Camp Swampy.
16:51You're the rats.
16:54Oh, my God, that is.
16:58Gentlemen, let's get this over with.
17:10Let's face it, Beatle.
17:11I don't belong in today's army.
17:16Oh, come on, Sarge.
17:17Well, you're the best soldier I know.
17:20Beatle, I've seen your pals.
17:21I'm the only soldier you know.
17:25Let's go.
17:26The least I can do is face my destiny with dignity.
17:31Oh, I'm going to miss this place.
17:35Come on, Otto.
17:39Oh, come on, Beatle.
17:41Okay, guys.
17:45D-Day.
17:46Zero, you peel back this tent.
17:48I'll go announce us at the reviewing stand.
17:50And, Killer, you wheel her into position for takeoff.
17:53Got it?
17:54Check.
17:55Got what?
17:57Gentlemen, we at Camp Swampy,
18:00ever cognizant of the need for excellence in our military services,
18:04have...
18:05Oh, come on, halfwit.
18:06Quit stalling.
18:08Get to the point.
18:10Yes, the point.
18:12Gentlemen,
18:13I give you Sergeant Snorkel of the 97th Infantry.
18:18Yeah, I say, Sergeant Snorkel.
18:23Go on, Sarge.
18:24You can do it.
18:25Bye-bye.
18:26So where is he, half-lap?
18:28Did your pigeon fly the coop?
18:31Don't listen to him, Sarge.
18:33I'm right here, gentlemen.
18:37Yes, gentlemen.
18:39Here's our Sergeant Snorkel.
18:41A fine example of pork in a uniform.
18:45Joke's over, half-cracked.
18:47Where's the real Sergeant?
18:48But he is the real Sergeant.
18:51I think I can help, sir.
18:53You can?
18:54Well, go ahead, son.
18:56Huh?
18:57Gentlemen, I've heard it said that a Sergeant can only be judged by the capabilities of the men trained under him.
19:04Oh, I gotta remember that one.
19:07Beetle, what's going on?
19:09I don't know.
19:09Well, some of us men trained under Sergeant Snorkel have put together a little demonstration for you.
19:16Uh...
19:16Oh, boy.
19:20Hashtag, what's the meaning of this?
19:22It's not my fault, Plato.
19:24Miss Buxley wanted to see what she did, and...
19:26Shut that thing off, son!
19:28I'm afraid it's not that easy, sir.
19:30You see, when no one's flying, it's voice activated to confront the aggressor.
19:35Aggressor?
19:35What aggressor?
19:37Jay, isn't that my chair?
19:39Uh, yes, sir.
19:40Well, how in tarnation did my chair get on your contraption?
19:44Uh, I wouldn't yell anymore if I were you, sir.
19:47It, uh, thinks you're the enemy.
19:49Well, I don't care if it thinks I'm Kadaffi.
19:51What's it gonna do?
19:52Shoot me?
19:55Yo!
19:56It's time I have ammo!
19:58Run!
19:59It's dead!
20:00Oh, what do you want me to do?
20:02Wait a second.
20:03Nobody comes flying in here and shoots up my army base.
20:07Careful, Sarge.
20:09Save it, Beetle.
20:10Whoa!
20:11They ain't built an army vehicle yet that Snorkel can't drive.
20:16Hmm.
20:16Okay, baby.
20:18Let's see what you got.
20:20Yee-haw!
20:29Half-track!
20:30That sergeant has a lot of guts!
20:32Yes, I know, sir.
20:33We tried to get him to lose weight, but not that kind of guts.
20:37Courage.
20:38Bravery.
20:38Leadership.
20:39The stuff the modern army man is supposed to be full of.
20:43Well, yes, of course.
20:45Pretty sly way to show us we missed some real old-fashioned values in our guidelines, Half-Track.
20:51When did you and your men come up with this?
20:53What?
20:53Well, you see, sir...
20:55Never mind being modest, Half-Track, our report will show that the new army specs for enlisted men and sergeants
21:02should take the Camp Swampy training procedures into account.
21:05Good job!
21:06Gentlemen, we'd better be getting back.
21:08As I have always said, Sergeant Snorkel is a man the modern army can look up to and be proud.
21:31A man us officers can get behind and say...
21:35Ta-da!
21:39Where's the general, fellas?
21:42You're standing on my windpipe, you big dumb ox!
21:47Oh, are you all right, sir?
21:49Of course I'm all right, you boob!
21:52I'm a survivor!
21:54Everybody from Hitler to Ho Chi Minh has tried to knock me out of the ballgame over the years,
21:59but it can't be done!
22:03This way, men!
22:05Oh, look, Flips!
22:09The general's out cold!
22:11Honey, I wouldn't trust him if he were frozen stiff.
22:15If we could just keep him this way!
22:23I think I've got it figured out now, Sarge.
22:26This button here should...
22:28Give me that!
22:28See, fellas, this secret weapon is child's play.
22:38Uh, Sarge?
22:39Quiet, Play-Doh!
22:40I'm concentrating!
22:42But, Sarge...
22:43Will you guys pipe down?
22:45Whoa!
22:45Whoa!
22:45Whoa!
22:46Whoa!
22:50My room!
22:52My food!
22:53My food!
22:54My stuff!
22:56Hmm.
22:57Hiya, Sarge.
22:58What's up?
22:59Why, you stupid, lazy, ignorant moron!
23:04When I get through with you, you're gonna sleep forever!
23:09Uh, isn't that a pretty sound, Play-Doh?
23:13I'll say, the Cat Swampy Serenade!
23:16Come on!
23:16Whoa!
23:17Come on!
23:17Sarge!
23:18You're gonna keep her out for your butt, researcher!
23:20It's never a...
23:21Come on, McG!
23:22Come on, McG!
23:23And I'll do it again, Sarge!
23:24Come on, McG!
23:25Come on, McG!
23:25Get a kitchen out!
23:26Now, wait a minute, you're gonna wear a...
23:28You're gonna have your butt!
23:28No!
23:29Come on, McG!
23:33Come on, McG!
23:35Look, now, wait a minute, you're gonna wear a...
23:37You're gonna have your butt!
23:38Come on, McG!
23:39Come on, McG!
23:40You're gonna have your butt!
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