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00:00Are you done?
00:27Why?
00:28What do you think?
00:30So can wash it.
00:31You want to wash up without me, that's.
00:33I do loads of stuff around here, you just never see it.
00:36What, she wants to clean a table so you can go on PlayStation?
00:40Half an hour, please, it's the holidays.
00:42All right, yeah, you can, on one condition.
00:46You say sorry to Sam, it's coming round later.
00:48For what?
00:49You know, for locking the door on him at school.
00:52Yeah, look, sweetheart, we know that you were frightened.
00:55Yeah, and we're not having a go.
00:56It's just, Sam's going through a really hard time at the minute.
01:00Is he?
01:01Yeah, he is.
01:03So we've got a deal?
01:05Fine.
01:06You're going to mean it, though.
01:07It can't just be because your dad's bribing you.
01:09I do.
01:10All right.
01:11Oh, you're back then.
01:26News travels fast.
01:28How was it?
01:29Yeah, it's nice, very good times, is this?
01:32Some punter's just dropped it off for its MRT.
01:34What, here?
01:35Well, why wouldn't they bring it here?
01:37Well, if you had a flash of water, would you let a couple of Neanderthals like you two get the grubby mix on it?
01:42And you know what, just for that, you can wash it afterwards.
01:45Oh, careful!
01:47I've got my glantop on here.
01:49Thought you were working today.
01:50Oh, well, give myself the morning off.
01:53Since when?
01:55We've both got call-outs to do later.
01:57Place will be deserted.
01:58Well, I thought I surprised Kevin, you know, keeping calm in the hospital while he has his chemo.
02:05Right, yeah, I thought he'd like to be some quiet.
02:08Because he was saying to me that he's downloaded a new reality TV programme that he wanted to binge on his iPod.
02:14What, Kevin's going to binge watch a reality TV show?
02:18Is this a wind-up?
02:19That's what he said.
02:21I'm saying, I'm going to say.
02:23Well, hang on, before you go, um, couldn't lose a thing, could you?
02:27Uh, I need a new timing belt for another job, and they can't deliver it until this afternoon, so...
02:34So?
02:35So it's urgent, isn't it?
02:37You couldn't get it for us, could you?
02:38Because, I said, we've both got call-outs to do.
02:42Fine.
02:42I suppose me and Jack can take Alfred to the swings afterwards.
02:45Right, I'll get you the cereal on before.
02:53What?
02:56I've just got this mental picture in the head of you, covered in soapy water.
03:00Oh, yeah, it's funny, because I've got this mental image of you, with it poured all over your head.
03:07All right, I'm coming.
03:32What's the rush?
03:33Sorry to see you.
03:35Sorry, I'm so resenting.
03:38Making myself that beautiful.
03:40It's about the alleged assault that took place yesterday.
03:44Alleged assault?
03:45We've received a serious complaint.
03:47No one's the one you should be arrested.
03:48You know that he runs gay conversion sessions?
03:51Technically, it's not against the law.
03:54Fine, it should be.
03:55He has a certified homophobe.
03:57Is that why you attacked him?
03:59I'm not attacking him.
04:02It was an accident.
04:03We've obtained video footage.
04:05He claims it was a targeted attack.
04:08Targeted?
04:09It's total rubbish.
04:10You'll get your chance to put your side forward when you come down the station.
04:14Sorry, have I been arrested?
04:16Hopefully.
04:17It won't come to that.
04:27I thought for a second you was Fizz.
04:39You didn't tell Abby, did you?
04:40You promised me that you would tell her the truth.
04:43I couldn't.
04:44You know she was on her way down to the hospital to see.
04:47What?
04:48When?
04:48Just now.
04:49She wanted to surprise you.
04:51But I made up some rubbish about her picking me up a timing belt.
04:55She definitely didn't go.
04:57No.
04:57Luckily for you.
05:00Well, I'm sorry, Nick.
05:01I can't keep doing all this.
05:02You're hiding here.
05:03It makes me just as bad as you.
05:05I'll tell her.
05:06You said that before.
05:08Look, in a few weeks I can say I've finished my chemo and it'll all be good.
05:13No.
05:13It won't.
05:14She'll find out that we lied.
05:17You was never going to tell her anyway, was it?
05:19Yeah, of course I was.
05:20No, you wasn't.
05:21You've been stringing me along just like you've been stringing her along.
05:25Well, you better tell her.
05:27Or I will.
05:33Right, Will.
05:34There must be someone else I can talk to.
05:37A manager?
05:38Yes.
05:38Yes, I know that.
05:39But we've been making insurance payments for years.
05:44Sorry, I've got to go.
05:47You all right, this one?
05:49You?
05:50So, who's that?
05:53No one important.
05:56No, all right, sorry.
05:57I just, I just...
05:58Why did you say insurance was...
06:00Was that insurance?
06:03Yes, it was, virtually.
06:05Do you have?
06:09I'm...
06:09I'm...
06:09Have they agreed to pay out?
06:12Yeah.
06:14Yeah, they have.
06:15They have?
06:16Yeah.
06:16Yes.
06:18I don't believe it.
06:19This is just brilliant news.
06:21Isn't that great news?
06:22Yeah, yeah.
06:23It's unbelievable.
06:26What's this then?
06:27Uh, honey, listen to the insurance.
06:28They've just run up and they've agreed to pay out on the robbery.
06:31Oh, seriously?
06:32Yeah.
06:33Well, that is such a way of...
06:35Why did you say it wasn't important?
06:37Oh, I was...
06:38I was keeping it a surprise.
06:41Yeah.
06:41Time to see if we could get the money sooner.
06:44But, well, you know what they're like.
06:47Bureaucracy.
06:48You know, the main thing is they are going to cough up, right?
06:53I need to celebrate.
06:55Come on, guys, on me.
06:57No.
06:59No?
06:59Well, you know, it might be ages yet till the money comes through.
07:05Yeah, Bernie's right.
07:06Don't want to go blowing all your cash, do you?
07:09I'll cook.
07:10Yeah, I'll do one of, uh, one of my veggie bakes.
07:13Veggie bakes?
07:15Oh, unless you don't like them.
07:16I love them.
07:18You know, I'm actually deeply, deeply offended you could even ask something like that.
07:24Right, well, you can bob out and get me the ingredients, please.
07:26What now?
07:29Yeah, well, you need the cash and carry anyway, yeah?
07:32And if you're good, I'll let you buy me a swift half at the Rovers later.
07:35Now, you see, this is what I'm talking about, okay?
07:41Carrot and stick.
07:43Carrot and stick.
07:45Cornerstone.
07:46Any successful management.
07:48See you soon.
07:49All right, I'm off.
07:50See you later.
07:51Bye.
07:52See ya.
08:00So come on, now.
08:02What did they really call about?
08:04And don't bother lying, because I will know.
08:07They aren't going to pay up.
08:09What?
08:10Why not?
08:12I missed one of the payments.
08:14You couldn't?
08:15Well, why did you tell your dad that they would?
08:18I panicked.
08:20I didn't want to tell him that I messed up the payments as well, not after leaving him six grand out of pocket.
08:25Well, there must be some of it left.
08:27I used it all to pay off the debts.
08:30Now what am I going to do?
08:31You won't invite me to all the nicest places.
08:46Yeah, well, I'm about to make it up to you.
08:49I used to do an M.O.T. on a tasty little mic.
08:51Looking at 30 grander, if I reckon.
08:54So?
08:55So I'll go to the call hour in a bit.
08:57Shame if I accidentally forgot to lock up.
09:0050, 50, 50.
09:01Do you know who you want me?
09:05Have you seen her talking?
09:07No.
09:07I've got to get a nice job.
09:09I've got to get something that fast.
09:12They're doing yourself as low and level.
09:14How come you're in such a hurry?
09:16I've just got to do some restructuring with that, doesn't I?
09:21Someone's threatened to kneecap you.
09:22Do you want the job at all, because I can go to someone else.
09:25No, you can't.
09:2760, 40.
09:28Oh, no deal.
09:29I'm fine.
09:34I'll put the keys in the car.
09:37Do you want a brew?
09:50Shh.
09:53Do we have to do this?
09:54Yes.
09:57So I did my all-evosk.
09:59But you didn't do any.
10:00I didn't.
10:00If I did, this is what I'd probably feel like.
10:03Look, you heard what they said.
10:06If we want to foster other children, then we have to complete the training modules.
10:10Honestly, Tim.
10:11Think about dancing your pants.
10:13Are you looking for a slap?
10:15No.
10:16Give your trap shot and do as you're told.
10:20Hey, Tony, what did you just say to her?
10:24You can't speak to her like that.
10:26Do you hear me?
10:26All right, Sally, take it easy.
10:29We were pretending to be in prison.
10:31Like her.
10:32Well, why don't you play another game?
10:35Why don't you pretend to be taxi drivers?
10:37You could be me, and Shanice, you could be Taylor Swift in the back.
10:41No!
10:41No!
10:44So I left him.
10:48I really shouldn't have shouted out.
10:52I thought it wasn't for real.
10:54Well, maybe you should check first, eh?
10:56Oh, no.
11:10No, sorry.
11:11Yeah, no, I'm fine.
11:12Sorry, you must want your table back over.
11:14Not better, no.
11:15Well, I'm quite overrun at the minute, as you can see.
11:19Oh, look, there's a stampede coming.
11:21Oh, yeah.
11:22Oh, yeah.
11:23What can I get you?
11:24I'll have a big one of them, please.
11:26Oh, you had some rather toothy quiche on yesterday.
11:30Ah, well, I've got something even tastier today,
11:33because, well, I, er, I made it myself.
11:36Did you?
11:37Mm.
11:38You're joking?
11:39Yeah.
11:40I'll bring it over.
11:42You all right?
11:43Yeah.
11:44You and Todd are having a day off together.
11:46Oh, yeah.
11:46We were.
11:47So, I'm spending it with your copper instead.
11:50Care around for him, then?
11:51I want to ask him loads a question about what happened with Noah.
11:54Oh, they've not charged him.
11:56No.
11:58Yeah.
12:00He must wish he'd never let me, George.
12:02You know, all I've done is make his life a toll.
12:04It's real.
12:04Come on.
12:05That's not true.
12:06All this stuff, it'll sort itself out eventually.
12:10If I ever lost him.
12:11Wait, you won't.
12:14Look.
12:15Why don't you do something nice for him coming back?
12:18You know, like a little tree.
12:21They'll know a great thing, yeah.
12:22Yeah.
12:25Yeah, do you know what?
12:26I will.
12:27Thanks, George.
12:28Thanks, George.
12:58Thanks, George.
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13:51Kev?
14:03Kev?
14:03Kev?
14:05Hey.
14:05Are you all right?
14:08Oh, you want to have a deal?
14:08I'm fine.
14:10I can't catch my breath.
14:11I don't know.
14:12Someone.
14:12Someone needs to catch.
14:14Oh, never.
14:16I truly slept with it.
14:18Right, come on.
14:19I'm going to get you to us.
14:20No.
14:20No, right.
14:21There's no arguments.
14:22Come on.
14:22Put your arm around me.
14:24Right.
14:25Come on.
14:26That's it.
14:26Come on.
14:27I got you.
14:28Don't worry, Mum.
14:29Sorry, you slept with me, sweetheart.
14:31It's just...
14:33We really shouldn't talk about slapping your sister like that.
14:37Even if it is a pretend.
14:39Kev, you're going to send us away now?
14:42What?
14:44Of course we're not, are we?
14:46No.
14:46You can stay here as long as you and your mum want.
14:49Even when we get old and dribbly.
14:51Yeah.
14:52And Tim's almost there already.
14:54Cheeky.
14:55Cheeky.
14:57Hey, how about a pedicure?
14:59Because I've got a varnish upstairs.
15:01I think I'll really see you.
15:03Can we do Tim's nails?
15:04No.
15:05Oh, I think that's a lovely idea.
15:07You wouldn't mind, would you?
15:09Please?
15:10All right, go on then.
15:11As long as you do where the county covers.
15:12Oh, yes!
15:15Hey, Brody.
15:16We're just about to do Tim's nails.
15:18Do you want yours done?
15:20Uh, no, you're right.
15:21Never lets us do anything.
15:23Oh, really?
15:24So, who was it who took all your little mates
15:25to that trampoline party of the week?
15:27Got you some sweets?
15:29Oh, you did that?
15:30Yep.
15:31Look at the sweets.
15:32Oh, dear, there's grass on me then, why don't you?
15:34Well, we shouldn't ask now.
15:36That pink nail varnish is on my dressing table
15:38if you want to get it.
15:40Do you want, Bro?
15:41Oh, yeah, I'd kill for four sugars time.
15:43Please.
15:44Four sugars?
15:45When did you take four sugars?
15:47It's fun, too, then.
15:50Girls been all right?
15:51Yeah, they've been great.
15:52Yeah, we did have one little incident, though.
15:56Journey was threatening Shanice, so we told her off.
15:59Don't swear to God, I do it all the time.
16:01Well, it turns out we're just playing a game.
16:04Yeah, they were pretending to be in prison
16:06and Sally told them off as sure as you were saying.
16:09They felt awful.
16:10I mean, they're supposed to feel completely safe with us.
16:13Yeah, they do.
16:15Got to look at her.
16:16Tell me she's that happy.
16:18Anyway, make me in that brew or what?
16:20Ooh, look at that.
16:27I did it 30.
16:2930?
16:30No, I did 32 the other day.
16:33Right, thanks, sir.
16:34Thanks for coming.
16:35Lily, Sam's here.
16:40You all right?
16:44Tea?
16:45Coffee?
16:46All right.
16:47Okay.
16:48Yeah, I'm good.
16:50There she is.
16:51Aunt Lily.
16:52Hello.
16:53Say hi to Sam, please.
16:54Hi.
16:56Uh, right then.
16:57Yeah, I better get off.
16:59Oh, wait.
16:59Wait, um, why don't you take your brother for a pint?
17:03You know, mental senses.
17:06I have to feel pain.
17:09Yeah.
17:10All right.
17:11What you said to do, of course.
17:15Right, remember what I said.
17:17Be good.
17:18Or else, no internet for a week.
17:22All right, see you later.
17:23See you later.
17:26Right.
17:26Who wants to play a game?
17:28Slime Rancher.
17:28Nope.
17:29No.
17:30A played game.
17:31Sam, any ideas?
17:33I'm easy.
17:34Okay.
17:35Uh, right.
17:36I'll, I'll go upstairs and have a boot around.
17:38You guys just make yourselves comfy.
17:54How'd it go?
17:55Can you believe that Noah's trying to call it a hate crime?
17:58What?
17:58Should I say that I attacked him for his religious views, like he's the victim?
18:01You told him he's lied.
18:03He used to did.
18:04One of his little disciples filmed it.
18:07So what happens now?
18:09I don't know.
18:11Said they're going to let me know in a few weeks if they're going to charge me.
18:14I am so sorry.
18:16It's not your fault.
18:17People like Noah, they're a poison.
18:20Yeah, the police should lock him up.
18:22What's all this?
18:25Well, I wanted to do something for when you came on, so, uh, me and George have arranged
18:30a move, you know.
18:31Oh, it's Magic Mike.
18:33Magic Mike?
18:34Yeah.
18:35Well, it was George's idea.
18:36It's you channeling your inner gay, George.
18:39Am I heck?
18:40It's one of Eileen's favourite films, that's all.
18:42I bet it is.
18:43So are you going to join us?
18:45No, I am not.
18:47Don't mean dick crushing your romantic movie, are you?
18:51Maybe to it.
18:53Hey.
18:54Thanks for this.
18:56Both of you.
19:01I really am so sorry.
19:04It's all right.
19:06It's really nice, isn't it?
19:14Macabre.
19:16Macabre.
19:17Amazing.
19:17Yeah, that's not even a word.
19:20No, it is.
19:21Then what does it mean?
19:23Kind of like, um, weird and spooky.
19:28Um, that's seven points for you.
19:29Okay, add up this score.
19:31Yeah, I've got 18.
19:33Oh, I've got 24, Sam.
19:3763.
19:38Blimey.
19:40Well, that blows our scores out the water, didn't it?
19:42Well, it's just a fluke.
19:44Can I go play something else now?
19:47I'm going to head back.
19:48No, don't go yet.
19:50Um, uh, uh, who fancies a chocolate brownie?
19:53I got them in specially.
19:54Uh, me.
19:56Please?
19:56Please.
19:57Um.
19:59Yeah.
20:00Great.
20:00Okay, um, that won't be a sec.
20:02Can you just decide what we're going to play next?
20:07Oh.
20:07Oh, I know.
20:09Let's play Triggered Air.
20:12I don't really want to.
20:15You have to.
20:16It's fine.
20:16I'll go first.
20:18Uh, truth.
20:20Fine.
20:24Are you actually sorry that you locked me out of the classroom?
20:27No.
20:28I'm glad I did.
20:29Hey, Jack.
20:38Sorry I'm awake.
20:40I'm fucking brave to tell you when I see him.
20:43I said all that work.
20:44Good night.
20:45Not even old, did it?
20:46Can you believe that?
20:46I said all that work.
20:48Woo.
20:50How's Alfie doing?
20:52Yeah, fine.
20:53Been playing cops and robbers with his mate from nursery.
20:56Hey.
20:56I should be the lawyer.
20:58I came around his head back there.
21:02You all right?
21:05Tell them.
21:09She does.
21:11Do you feel real?
21:12We'll be all right.
21:14Well, do you know what the doctors have said?
21:17They're dead.
21:17Are you happy with him?
21:19Oh, yeah.
21:20But do you hear about it?
21:23You know, my parents are coming back.
21:25Hey.
21:26Nothing's going to come between this family.
21:29All right?
21:29I won't let it.
21:32Thank God.
21:33I found you.
21:34It's good.
21:35What about it?
21:37And I'm sure he'll be fine.
21:38But I just wanted to drink him to put the hospital.
21:40The hospital?
21:41Why?
21:41He was trying to laugh at someone and he had a funny turn.
21:45Calls on his way over, but I said I can't find you.
21:52All you had to do was open the door for a second.
21:54I thought he was going to kill me.
21:56So did I.
21:57Well, you should have ran to another classroom.
21:59It's not my fault.
21:59You're stupid.
22:00No, you're stupid.
22:02I'm really selfish.
22:03Well, you're a big boss.
22:05Oh, you're going to cry now?
22:06Hey.
22:07What's all this?
22:08Oh, it's fine.
22:09It's just a game.
22:09Yeah, it really sounds like it.
22:11Sam?
22:12I'm going to go home.
22:13No, you don't.
22:13Not until I know what's going on.
22:17Well?
22:21It took your time.
22:22I don't know.
22:22I'm sorry.
22:23It's just a...
22:24I don't know with everything that's happened.
22:28I just had this really unexpected call.
22:32Where are you from?
22:33My auntie Ronnie.
22:36You know, I had to message her to tell her that we were getting married.
22:39And she said that she has this work as a little surprise for us.
22:44What sort of a surprise?
22:47Money.
22:49You know, she said that she's sending this money as a wedding gift.
22:53Right.
22:55How much?
22:55She said that she's 25 in a thousand pounds.
23:0125 grand.
23:05Honey, this is the answer to what our prayers are, I think.
23:09Well.
23:09Right, so, um...
23:12Well, when she said to me, do you think...
23:14I have no idea.
23:15On the wedding day, I presume?
23:17Why?
23:17Not before day?
23:18No, I wouldn't think.
23:19What, is this a problem?
23:20No, no, no, no.
23:21Of course it isn't.
23:21You know what?
23:24What?
23:25We should bring the wedding forward.
23:29Bring the wedding forward?
23:30Yeah, well, why wait any longer?
23:32So why?
23:33Why?
23:33So, uh, when were you thinking of having it, love?
23:36Two weeks.
23:38Two weeks?
23:39Two weeks.
23:50Hey.
23:52How are you feeling?
23:53Like an idiot.
23:55I should never have let Brenda tell me either, can't we?
23:59Yeah, well, luckily for you, it's a false alarm.
24:03How do you know?
24:04Well, I just spoke to that fit doctor outside the redhead.
24:07Said they'd done a load of chests on you.
24:09You're in the clear.
24:10Yeah, they reckon it's a false or something.
24:13Well, I've had a flaming stroke or a heart attack.
24:16Thought you were gone for a second.
24:18Well, lucky for you, I'm still here.
24:20It's not the only reason I feel like an idiot.
24:24That motor in the garage, someone nicked it.
24:27What?
24:27Oh, drop me, Hans.
24:29I know you were behind it.
24:31Me?
24:31The woman who drove off in it.
24:33I saw you talking to her in the ginal.
24:35No idea what you're on about.
24:37Are you sure your little panic attacks?
24:39That didn't affect your memory.
24:40Oh, so it's just by chance.
24:43The shutters was left open.
24:44Must have been.
24:45You're lying.
24:49Put me some, you.
24:51And what does that mean?
24:53Well, I asked that doctor outside if you collapsed and had anything to do with the chemo sessions you've been doing.
24:59She said that you finished your chemo weeks ago.
25:03Now, why would you say that, hmm?
25:07Looks like we both got a bit of explaining to do.
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25:35You're lying about cancer.
25:44How could you stoop so low?
25:45I was losing, Abba.
25:47You're sick of the shame to yourself.
25:48I didn't lie about everything.
25:51I just didn't tell her as soon as I got behind to her.
25:54Oh, sorry.
25:55So, hey, then.
25:56Your marriage was hanging on by a thread.
25:59Everything was fine between us until you showed up.
26:02No, no, no.
26:02Don't put this on me.
26:03This is your doing.
26:04I needed time to think, yeah?
26:07Well, time's up for both of us.
26:11Something tells me this wasn't a one-off.
26:14And I swear I will turn my garage inside and out until I find out everything Dougie is done.
26:20Or you can save me in the afternoon and come clean.
26:25Can you listen, I'm off a bit of Sponsonial Street for, what, two weeks?
26:29Well, why not?
26:30Well, why?
26:31I mean, I thought you were there to sit on a Christmas wedding.
26:34Tensils and tiaras, you say.
26:37Wedding bells and Christmas bells will ring him at the same time.
26:40Yeah, but he's ages away.
26:42You know, and I want to be married to Weatherfield's most handsome man.
26:46And you're lovely.
26:49Come here, honey.
26:50Is that what this is?
26:52Is this what you're worried about?
26:54Well, I'm just going to walk my back out.
26:56You know, reconsider my options.
26:58What?
26:58Don't you flatter yourself.
27:01You know you're onto a good thing, kiddo.
27:04So what's with the mad rush?
27:09Because I thought it would take us ages to save up.
27:12That's why I suggested Christmas.
27:14But now, with your auntie's cash, we don't have to.
27:19And frankly, I'd marry you tomorrow if I could.
27:23But honey, we are not getting the money until the wedding day.
27:26Yeah, but that is what plastic is for.
27:29So, you know, swipe, baby.
27:32Swipe.
27:32We can sort it out later.
27:36Oh, I'm not sure.
27:38And there's me thinking that you are a man of romance.
27:44You know, of pure, unfiltered passion.
27:49Like a caged animal.
27:52Waiting to bounce.
27:53I don't like to tip my own horn.
28:00Well, you leave your horn to me.
28:03You know, just imagine how I do night in two weeks' time.
28:14All right.
28:16Let's get this party started.
28:19Why don't you text your pizza, text mine,
28:20until we can get cracking on bubbly.
28:22Okay, but let's not go too hard, though, eh?
28:25You know, I need a clear edge for all this planning.
28:29This is so exciting.
28:36Oh, you found me at moon.
28:39I was a kid.
28:40Yeah, I couldn't reason with you.
28:42When you get something in your head,
28:43you just believe it's the truth.
28:45I'm surprised you're not a flat-earther.
28:47Oh, now I'd love to be aware, I'm wondering.
28:50Are you serious?
28:51Yeah.
28:53I mean, you've seen how I've got all that.
28:54Imagine all the stuff I've been able to sell it.
28:57Like blind-staged coins,
28:59when really it's just a lot of votes in peace filed down.
29:02Or some, I don't know,
29:05volcanic mineral water
29:08that I happen just to have magically on tap.
29:11Well, hold on, what?
29:12You'll proof it from there, misjudge me?
29:14Yeah.
29:15Yeah, all day, every day, twice on a Sunday.
29:18You can cite your own conspiracies,
29:20but it's like that one about the air fry.
29:21Oh, no, that is, that is a legit one.
29:24You have to admit, it's a bit weird, isn't it?
29:26That they went from being nowhere to everywhere like that.
29:30Hello?
29:30Yeah.
29:31Yeah, full-on conspiracy, that one.
29:33I mean, don't come crying to me
29:36when they finally hit the kill switch
29:38and everybody, you know, ends up dead.
29:42You'll be there with your perfectly warmed-up chicken.
29:44Sometimes I wonder how we're related.
29:47I really do.
29:49Oh, Nina.
29:51You'll love this one.
29:52This one's for you and Roy.
29:54Go on, then.
29:54So, overnight, I'm in bed, right,
29:57and I can hear this owl.
29:59I'm like, girls,
29:59and you hear this owl,
30:00like, the distance going.
30:03So,
30:04I hold my breath,
30:07can't hear anything.
30:09Then I release,
30:10start breathing and everything,
30:12and I can hear it.
30:14Like, this turns out,
30:15it's not an owl.
30:16It's me.
30:17It's me wheezing.
30:21Right, and why is that one for me and Roy?
30:24I can see you're in the room, aren't you?
30:27That's bats.
30:29Well, bats, schmarts, owls,
30:31they're all the same.
30:32I'll pop a bow at night.
30:33Come on.
30:34Yeah.
30:34Right, and I'll be sure to tell Roy
30:37because I am sure he'll be all riveted.
30:42Oh, yeah.
30:43Tough crown, huh?
30:46Oh.
30:47Yeah, that's just a great idea
30:49of sharing this, wouldn't it?
30:51Well, yeah, she knows it's my god's
30:52little hideaway, Robin.
30:56Should we be worried
30:57when we have an alien thing?
31:00Well, it wasn't.
31:04I'd better get back, you know.
31:06I don't have to ruin it.
31:10Need it.
31:11See you later, man.
31:13I am stopped.
31:14And I'm not gonna lie,
31:15I think that was a red flag.
31:16No, I hate it with a passion.
31:18How can you hate Mamma Mia?
31:21That is a hate crown.
31:22Pierce Bros.
31:23Singing Abba.
31:24I mean, he's Bond.
31:26What's next?
31:26Daniel Craig singing Fleetwood Mac?
31:28Good.
31:29I hate to see that.
31:30Well, you can go your own way.
31:35I mean, there was talk of a Fleetwood Mac reunion, but...
31:39Turned out to be rumours.
31:42That is terrible.
31:44That is so bad.
31:46No.
31:46I am happy with my choice.
31:48You can't beat Batman.
31:49I even like the Clooney one.
31:51Oh, you must be a fan.
31:52That one was atrocious.
31:56Hey, thanks for this.
31:59It's really nice to have some time.
32:01Just like...
32:02I mean, I love them, but...
32:04George and Mary, they do, uh...
32:06kill the mood sometimes.
32:08Then why don't we get our own players?
32:11Just us.
32:13Maybe they're right.
32:14If you're saying that's the move of your bet, you don't have to.
32:17No, I'm not.
32:18Why?
32:18Have you changed your mind?
32:19No, I think it's great.
32:23Look, I know I've come with a lot of baggage.
32:29But I need you to know on what she means to me,
32:32and what this relationship means to me.
32:34We don't have to get our own place, man, huh?
32:36It'd be nice if I want it.
32:39Peace and quiet, just us.
32:41A bit less of a key for the bathroom.
32:44I'm in.
32:46You could always tell them to leave.
32:47I mean, it is your mum's house.
32:50No, I couldn't do that to him.
32:53Besides, let's have a fresh start.
32:57Right.
33:00Do you want whipped?
33:01Or single?
33:03Is that a relationship ultimately?
33:06Cream, see your pudding.
33:09Surprise me.
33:10Oh, good.
33:18You're down to back.
33:19They can take over now, because you know what?
33:21I've had enough.
33:22What's happened now?
33:23She left me for dead.
33:25And she just admitted she was glad she did it.
33:27Left for...
33:28Sam, don't you think you've been a bit dramatic?
33:31Come on.
33:31Mum, let's go back and escape.
33:33President, it's every right to be.
33:34Hey, don't you two start kicking off and all.
33:36You know what?
33:36I am sick of it.
33:37I'm sick of all of it.
33:37Nobody's kicking off, all right?
33:40Listen, why don't you three go to speed, Dal, get some food, and I'll stay here with Sam,
33:47and I'll try and sort everything out.
33:49Sure?
33:50Yeah.
33:50I don't work with her.
33:54Just try and get it out of time.
33:55Say what?
33:56I don't know.
33:56Just try.
33:59You all right?
34:00Not bad.
34:18Oh, you must look at me.
34:19Thanks.
34:20All right, come on.
34:22Someone's sucked you've been off since they handed it, yeah.
34:24You know, it's not that.
34:28Look, if you don't want to measure, it's fine.
34:32Sorry, lads.
34:33Need to get me wallet.
34:35I didn't want to disturb.
34:37It's fine.
34:38Moment's gone, anyway.
34:39See?
34:40I told you you will, sir.
34:41Yes, but not about what we were talking about.
34:45You sent an email from the police?
34:48I don't want to take things any further.
34:50Sorry, I'm lost.
34:56Why is that bad?
34:57Because they want me to do restorative justice.
35:00Mend the error of my ways.
35:03Or they will charge me.
35:04You can't do that.
35:05I just have.
35:06Apparently I haven't got enough of an understanding.
35:09How naive of me.
35:11It's been such a joy to be schooled in religious bigotry.
35:19Come on.
35:20It's only Lily.
35:21She can't upset you that much.
35:24Oh, she did.
35:26And she didn't even sorry.
35:28Wish there's a girl.
35:31You can't say things like that.
35:33No, what I mean is that...
35:36You're just going to have to let it go, son.
35:40I mean, just being stubborn, it's...
35:42It's pointless.
35:44Well, she was meant to apologise.
35:47Yeah, and I'm meant to be a rock star, but I'm not.
35:49Look, I know if Shona's shouting at me, it means I've probably done something to deserve it, all right?
36:01And I'm not saying you've brought this on yourself, because I know Lily can be spiky at the best of times, but...
36:07This is only getting to you now, because you're letting it.
36:10But if I don't say my truth...
36:12She just gets away with it.
36:14Let me give you some advice, all right?
36:28In this crazy, mad world, if you want to live an easy life, it's to learn the phrase,
36:35I am sorry, you're right, and I promise I won't do it again.
36:39And if you say that with meaning, everything goes away.
36:45Well, then, there's only one thing for it.
37:00If you don't want to roll over, you're going to have to stick to your guns and give as good as you get.
37:05I mean, me and your dad, we've always done what we've wanted, sir, to be there.
37:11Does it work?
37:14It's a kiss of bock on them, dick.
37:17It's why I'm pleading with you to make peace, not war.
37:22It doesn't seem that bad, apart from elevated blood pressure.
37:33Elevated.
37:34I'm surprised they didn't break the machine, I'm feeling it.
37:37I'm sorry.
37:38No, you're not.
37:39Don't even try that.
37:41How could you do this to me?
37:43Actually, life's working, miss.
37:45So you can knock off some dodgy M.O.T.'s.
37:49At least it solves me a problem.
37:50You're behind bars.
37:54You go to the police to make sure Abby knows you're going to lie to her.
38:00You're a loser.
38:01Then when the cops take me, you lose your garage, you know.
38:05Your name's all over those M.O.T.'s.
38:07Good luck trying to convince him your brother acted alone.
38:11Everything you love.
38:13Your entire world.
38:15Gone.
38:16In an instant.
38:18Whose world's gone in an instant?
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38:55Come on.
38:56Sounded like a deep conversation.
38:59Oh, it's nothing.
39:00It's just some of us all in there, but the mess.
39:02This place makes you count your blessings.
39:05And what's this condo said about you chasing someone?
39:08Oh, it's the mayor what got robbed from the garage.
39:11I tried to catch him.
39:13It's all we need, man.
39:15The doctor's him, I think, it's a panic-stress thing.
39:18Why did you run for him?
39:20Instinct, I suppose.
39:22Left you care more.
39:23Look, I'm all right, honestly.
39:27How can you leave us for a bit?
39:31Might be best if I stay.
39:33No, I think we should go.
39:34You've done enough already.
39:41And you should have come with you to Keymore.
39:43Then you're on your own.
39:44It's straight stopping car thieves.
39:47Could have got really hurt.
39:48It's a 30-gram car.
39:50Now we've got to pay for it.
39:52What do you choose to cover it?
39:53Anyway, cars can be replaced,
39:55but when are you going to get it into your head
39:57that you are needed in one piece and healthy?
40:00Nothing else matters.
40:02Well, just stop worrying.
40:09Everything will sort itself out.
40:15I still feel bad for shouting at me.
40:18Well, it's like you're doing
40:19at no point overanalyzing, is it?
40:21Well, I'm sure some book would say
40:23that's my parenting style.
40:26You're doing a great job.
40:27Just keep on doing what you're doing.
40:28All right!
40:32Stop what you are doing, people.
40:34This is a public service announcement.
40:35Me and my betrothed are to be wed
40:36in two weeks.
40:38Oh!
40:40Well, I'm not sure the entire pub needs to hear.
40:43Two weeks, people!
40:44Okay, so let the festivities begin.
40:47Glenda, abort your finest, please.
40:49Coming around.
40:49Look, can we make that Prosecco, please, Glenda?
40:52You know, we've got all night.
40:54Quantity over quality, eh?
40:56So, Sonny, Timothy,
40:58would you come to join us in our moment of joy?
41:01Oh, I wouldn't say no to regards to free bubbles.
41:04I hope you come back.
41:05And, well, the beautiful maidens serving you
41:08get free bubbles.
41:08But, of course,
41:09first a minute will be popped to an end.
41:12Oh!
41:14What's the emoji, sir?
41:16You know, stop putting emojis in your text.
41:18I hate having to decode it.
41:19Yeah, how about this?
41:20We're getting married in two weeks.
41:23Two weeks?
41:24Oh, it's marvellous news.
41:27Congratulations!
41:28And I'd like to raise a toast to Dev's auntie Rami,
41:32who has given us a sizable wad of cash,
41:35which we will be using to fund our special day.
41:39Really?
41:40The sizable, on which we are talking to.
41:43Well, I'm just showing a bit of interest.
41:49I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!
41:52I hate you more, I hate you more, I hate you more.
41:54Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on?
41:55Put them down.
41:56Stay starting, eh?
41:57Yeah, and I'll finish it.
41:59I said, stop right now!
42:01Do you have any idea what's going on?
42:04There is no one looking out for us.
42:06Not mum, not dad.
42:07We're all we have.
42:09Mum said never got down for a fight
42:11and this whole cow needs to learn.
42:12Yeah, and look how that went for her.
42:14Look at where she is.
42:16If it wasn't for Sally and Tim,
42:17you'd be in a kid zone run by the social.
42:20Fine by me.
42:22Don't even joke.
42:24You'd be completely on your own,
42:25probably bullied by the other kids.
42:28Go on, put them down now.
42:30Now!
42:36I need you to get this.
42:39Like, really get this.
42:41I'm going to try my best to try and keep us together,
42:44but I can't be with you 24-7.
42:47I turned my back for what, like a minute,
42:49and you already ate each other's throats?
42:50Please, don't do anything to annoy Sally and Tim, OK?
42:59Fine, whatever.
43:02Oh!
43:07Oh, sorry we took so long.
43:09I don't think we left much in the place.
43:11So, er, how'd you get on?
43:16Yeah, fine.
43:18And, baby, just give me some advice.
43:20Oh, dear.
43:23Er, Lily, er, tomorrow I'm going to sign up
43:26for New Coast in the camp at the community centre,
43:28and I wondered if you want to go with me.
43:31Sure.
43:37Thanks.
43:39Oh, my name's Gail,
43:40I'm scared for thought, whatever.
43:42Oh, my name's the bird for it.
43:43Yeah, thanks for breakfast.
43:45How much?
43:46No, Lily's out for you, then.
43:56Yeah, no rest for the wicked.
43:58Yeah.
43:59I was looking for Kevin, not Tom,
44:00but there's no answer.
44:02I was wondering if there were some shifts
44:03going for Brody, you know?
44:05Feel a bit for the lad.
44:07Er, yeah, I'm sure we could find something for him to do,
44:11what with Kevin still taking it a bit easier.
44:14Cool.
44:15We'll get him to pop over then, shall we?
44:16Yeah, all right, baby.
44:22You're a lucky man.
44:24We'd probably wait till tomorrow to clean him,
44:25but I thought I'd get this one in before home time.
44:28I hear you've had a car stolen.
44:30Yeah.
44:31When Mr. Webster called,
44:32he said he couldn't make out of the driver's,
44:33is that right?
44:35Yeah, that's the choice of me.
44:37Well, we'll take a look at the CCTV and go from there.
44:40Er, well, you can try, but...
44:43I checked earlier and he seemed to be on the blinker.
44:48Who's he on the phone to?
44:51No idea.
44:53Shall I get us another bottle?
44:56Oh, did you want to give me a hand, please?
44:57So, do you want to catch me on?
45:06Well, your dear great-aunt Ronnie might have just saved your bacon.
45:11We can use their money to pay your daddy's money back,
45:16and we'll make out the insurance paid out.
45:20But how?
45:21It's for the wedding.
45:23Yeah, well, I'll do it on the cheap
45:24and inflate the cost to death.
45:27No skimming six grand off.
45:29It'll be easy.
45:30There's no way we'd spend £25 on a wedding.
45:32£25 on a wedding.
45:33£25 on a wedding.
45:34Shhh!
45:36Remind me to call them more often.
45:40What's your like?
45:43Intimidating.
45:45You find me intimidating?
45:49Are there any women you don't find intimidating?
45:52You know, you really should get that looked at.
45:58And neither the cheap stuff are all we upgrading.
46:01Oh, you know me, kid.
46:02Cheap and cheerful.
46:06It'll be fine.
46:07Don't worry.
46:09I can pull it off.
46:10You'll never know the difference.
46:12OK, peeps.
46:14I've just been on the phone to the Nicholas of Tuesday
46:16and we have got the bistro for our special day.
46:20It was hand-cust to fortune.
46:23To end the fortune we had.
46:26Look, can you just leave the rest of the arrangements to me, please?
46:31Because I've got a vision in me head.
46:34Yes, my love.
46:35You carry on crafting and I will carry on swiping the command.
46:47Oh, are you on your own?
46:48Yeah, some of the girls are tied to the room.
46:51Oh, well done, are you?
46:53Are they OK?
46:55Yeah, they're all right.
46:57I had a little chat with them about being on their best behaviour,
46:59so it won't be causing you any more trouble.
47:02They won't cause them trouble.
47:05I guess it so.
47:06We should have stayed in the pub.
47:08Yeah, you can go back.
47:09I don't mind.
47:10Oh, I know he's practically married to that pub.
47:13I don't think we can get some hot chocolate for them.
47:17Perfectly book-even time.
47:19Do you want, Mum?
47:20Yeah, great, thanks.
47:23When Sally was at the shop, I bumped into a car last.
47:26I asked them if we could get you some shifts at the garage.
47:29I wasn't really looking for a handout.
47:31Well, it's not.
47:33You'd earn every penny.
47:35I could have rules that place with an iron spanner.
47:37That's for Abby.
47:38The less said about her, the better.
47:42No, I'm joking.
47:43They're a great bunch.
47:44But I just thought you'd appreciate the opportunity to earn a few, Bob.
47:47Oh, no, I do.
47:49Thanks for asking.
47:50Well, you'll be thanking me when you've had an air full of grease.
47:53No, I will.
47:55Thanks to the both of you for doing everything you are.
47:58That's all right.
48:03So, everything go OK?
48:08Tyrone said Dad was trying to stop someone from making a car.
48:14Is he all right?
48:15When can I go see him?
48:17He's back home now.
48:18He's fine.
48:18You just took it out of him, that's all.
48:21Why didn't you try and stop him?
48:22Well, that's exactly what I said, but you know what he's like.
48:25Where's Alfie?
48:26Upstairs with Hope.
48:28Jack, will you come get up for me?
48:29Just the other minute we're tired to sort out what we're going to tell.
48:32This bloke was scary, isn't there anymore.
48:38How's Jack?
48:43You seem fine.
48:45I'm worried he knows more than he's laying on.
48:47But you used to know that, guess, cancer isn't responding.
48:51You're really out there at time now, are you?
48:53He's a smart lad.
48:55We can't keep it from him much longer.
48:58Right, but I still think that you should talk to him only for us, too.
49:02Yeah, well, I will.
49:04If you can stay out of hospital long enough.
49:11Whatever it is, make it quick.
49:14Is Abby in?
49:15She will be in a second.
49:17I just came by to say thanks.
49:20For not saying anything to the police about me.
49:23I'll keep being mouth shut if you will.
49:25I never agreed to that.
49:28She needs to know about your cancer.
49:30I'm not being part of this.
49:31Oh, you will?
49:32I can shop you any time I like.
49:35I didn't believe you earlier when you threatened me, and I don't believe you now.
49:39So, where do we go from here?
49:41You know, part of me felt for you in German.
49:44I felt like I should have done more.
49:47Being the older one made you feel like you belonged.
49:51Yeah, I could have done something about it, but I was too wrapped up in my own world.
49:55So, from the bottom of my heart, thank you.
49:58Well, for coming back, you're making that great for me, isn't it?
50:02No.
50:04Just reading me from all that guilt.
50:08Part of me started to believe you didn't exist.
50:11Now I can go back to that.
50:12You're dead to me.
50:15I don't have a brother.
50:17Never have.
50:18Never will.
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