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00:00:00You and your husband are so sweet.
00:00:02You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
00:00:05Sweet?
00:00:06We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:00:11Look at them!
00:00:12That's what we call sweet.
00:00:14I wish my hubby was like that.
00:00:17Fuck! That's actually my husband!
00:00:19You jerk cheating on me behind my back!
00:00:21Aubrey!
00:00:22Let me sprint!
00:00:24Wait!
00:00:25Wait!
00:00:26Stop!
00:00:27All right, enough!
00:00:32Cut it out!
00:00:33I wouldn't have to be out here messing around if you didn't push me to do it.
00:00:40Look at yourself.
00:00:41Sloppy.
00:00:42You're rude.
00:00:44Totally unfeminine.
00:00:47I want a divorce.
00:00:49Crazy lady.
00:00:57Karma will get that scumbag.
00:01:00No need for karma.
00:01:01I can handle this myself.
00:01:02Hand me the car key.
00:01:13Chris.
00:01:14Leo snucked the role you wanted.
00:01:16No way.
00:01:17Why him?
00:01:18I cannot understand that.
00:01:20He has fewer Instagram followers than me and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars.
00:01:25The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
00:01:29Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
00:01:33But what about you?
00:01:34You're a 40-year-old bachelor known around town as a total playboy.
00:01:39What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years.
00:01:46But she's married and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her.
00:01:50You think that would lend me the role?
00:01:52Sounds more like excused me.
00:01:54That's not good enough, huh?
00:01:56All right.
00:01:57Do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her?
00:02:01Vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy?
00:02:06Now that's a story people might buy into.
00:02:09But the problem is, you're just making this up on the spot.
00:02:13All right.
00:02:16I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:02:23Damn it!
00:02:24Fuck.
00:02:31I'm so sorry.
00:02:32Are you nuts?
00:02:33Nuts?
00:02:36Is that all your men got?
00:02:38Yeah.
00:02:39I'm nuts.
00:02:40But you guys, eat don't cook by nuts.
00:02:42Sleep with nuts.
00:02:43Have kids with nuts.
00:02:44You are the real nuts here.
00:02:46No offense.
00:02:47But I'm Chris Roberts.
00:02:49I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:02:54Only supermodels!
00:02:58Screw you for Chris Roberts!
00:03:00No offense.
00:03:01No offense.
00:03:02Shit!
00:03:04No offense.
00:03:05No offense.
00:03:06No offense.
00:03:07No offense.
00:03:09Oh shit!
00:03:10Shit!
00:03:11No offense.
00:03:16Oh shit!
00:03:17No offense.
00:03:18I sold the house.
00:03:19You've got till tonight to move out.
00:03:20Or your stuff will be thrown away.
00:03:22get thrown away. If you want to divorce me, fine! Go ahead! But how dare you sell our
00:03:30house without my consent! I'll sue you! Think you can afford a lawyer? Don't mess
00:03:37with me or apply for custody for our staff. A jobless housewife like you won't stand
00:03:42a chance. Despicable! So, you divorced? It's none of your business! Marry me!
00:03:52Are you insane? My car's worth four million dollars. You want to talk about
00:04:04marriage or compensation? This way, ma'am.
00:04:13Watch us stop, ma'am.
00:04:22Welcome, ma'am.
00:04:33Wow! So, it's your house at 5 Central Avenue. I've seen it in a magazine.
00:04:40So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage? No. This is for Elizabeth, my dog. Yours is upstairs.
00:05:00Bigger and better. Forget that. Come sign the contract.
00:05:08Sign this, and you will be my wife. Sorry, what's your name again?
00:05:11Aubrey. Okay. Aubrey, listen to me. I love you for more than 10 years. I heard that you're divorced.
00:05:22So, I popped the question right away.
00:05:24What? Really?
00:05:26Are you kidding me? Aubrey, this marriage is just for show. I hope you won't catch real feelings for me.
00:05:35Relax. Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating.
00:05:38Great. That's amazing. Once I secure the role and back that Oscar, we'll part our ways smoothly.
00:05:46So, we stuck together until we win an Oscar? Might as well say, so that do us a part.
00:05:55Don't worry about that. I'm gonna pay you an acting salary. The same as I do with my models and actors.
00:06:01You're Chris Roberts. Those actresses must earn a fortune.
00:06:05Considering our attitude, I'm gonna go with minimum wage. Usually, they pay around 500 grand.
00:06:11And now, 150K. That's enough for you.
00:06:14Per year? Per month, of course.
00:06:31So, you have a son? Don't get me wrong. Just want to know more about my wife.
00:06:36Yeah. His name is Luke. He's nine. In summer camp, I'm aware of the divorce.
00:06:49Good lord. That looks calorie packed.
00:07:02First, it's not for you. Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories.
00:07:08Jeez. Touchy. It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic.
00:07:14Keep that up. Another thing, clear your schedule for tomorrow. We're meeting the director.
00:07:20Already?
00:07:22This is your first time stepping out as my wife and I really want you to take it seriously.
00:07:26Need to dress up nicely, alright? Because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife.
00:07:32Come on. This top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket.
00:07:35I'll solve this problem right now. Hey, Brad. Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:07:45Oh my god. I didn't expect this to be such a huge project. But luckily, I'm a Hollywood stylish.
00:07:54All right, girls. Let's get going. Right here.
00:07:59I got it.
00:08:08Are you okay, buddy?
00:08:10Sit down. Watch out.
00:08:11Please calm down.
00:08:12Can't you sit up back here?
00:08:13Sit down.
00:08:14Get him out of here.
00:08:15Oh my god. Are you okay, baby?
00:08:16Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:08:27She's my wife now. So yes, it's worth it.
00:08:32Baby Ro, I did my best today. Remember, Rome wasn't built in the day.
00:08:46How do I look?
00:08:54Wow. You're the most beautiful you have ever seen.
00:09:00Wow. You sure ain't sure of that ass. Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:09:07Julia, her acting skills surpassed mine.
00:09:11That's what handling a big story does to me.
00:09:14Let's go, girls.
00:09:15Thank you so much, guys.
00:09:16No problem, baby.
00:09:19Jeez. How did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:09:24Just like Kardashians. Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
00:09:30God is fair. Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique, he gave you unbridled confidence.
00:09:36Wow. You're totally gonna nail that role now. We look so perfect together.
00:09:45It's a match made in heaven.
00:09:47No, no, no. There's no spark between you two. You don't love your wife at all.
00:10:03I'm sorry that I can't give you this rule. But we haven't even started talking.
00:10:07You know the law talk is about feeling. I don't feel your love for her.
00:10:12He's crazy about me. The moment I was divorced, he swooped in with a helicopter proposal.
00:10:21I love you, baby. That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
00:10:26Come back to me or you'll learn to be a proper help.
00:10:35Jeez.
00:10:36Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director and not some charlatan?
00:10:41Yes, but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me.
00:10:44Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water? Any steak?
00:10:47Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper bursting from one extra bite.
00:10:52You guessed right.
00:10:56Oh, much better now.
00:11:10Can you eat quieter? You're disturbing my reading.
00:11:22You're married? What's up?
00:11:24What? Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:11:27Yeah, of course. I can cover your shift today.
00:11:31Where are you going?
00:11:32The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you.
00:11:43Aubrey, what are you doing here? You're not stalking me, are you?
00:11:48Listen, stop harassing me. Tiffany and I are engaged.
00:11:54Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm married too. It's not just you who found someone new.
00:11:59Jim!
00:12:00I told you she put up a front about finding someone else.
00:12:03I do have a husband, and he's hotter, wealthier, and lasts longer in bed than you ever did.
00:12:12If he's so great, when's an old timer like you still going here serving tapes?
00:12:18Come on, man. Don't just stand there. Serve us.
00:12:20I want hot tea.
00:12:34Jeez. You trying to scald me?
00:12:36Are you satisfied now?
00:12:48That's better. Drink up, dear.
00:12:52Ouch! This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand.
00:12:57Check out my engagement ring from Mark. It's whopping two carrots.
00:13:02I heard your wedding ring was a freebie that came with some furniture shopping, wasn't it?
00:13:11Wow, good for you. And when you guys eventually split,
00:13:16you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure.
00:13:20Don't stoop to our level. You, go and get the steaks ready in 10 minutes, else I'll be reporting you.
00:13:29I said half an hour when you ordered.
00:13:32Then figured it out.
00:13:35Wait.
00:13:37Tub off my water.
00:13:44Mary, you owe me a proper meal. I'll refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake.
00:13:50I'll refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake.
00:13:52Aubrey, why are you waitressing?
00:13:55We're not really married. What I do is none of your business.
00:14:01Let's go.
00:14:01The advertisers are waiting.
00:14:05Keep an eye on her. Make sure nobody messes with her.
00:14:09I'm not her agent.
00:14:10But she's my wife, at least on paper.
00:14:12Okay guys, if you don't need anything else, I'm gonna head out and change shifts.
00:14:16Oh my god. My rain. It's gone.
00:14:22Since you're the only one serving us, I suspect you stole my rain.
00:14:26Just because you're a bitch, doesn't mean everyone is.
00:14:29I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn, let alone steal it.
00:14:33Denying won't help.
00:14:36It's only you somewhere.
00:14:37See? This is proof.
00:14:46I'm gonna have you fired.
00:14:49No way! You're framing me on purpose.
00:14:57Got it. Get the restaurant owner over here for me.
00:14:59You and your husband are so sweet.
00:15:05You always remembered to buy his favorite pizza.
00:15:08Sweet?
00:15:09We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:15:14Look at them.
00:15:15That's what we call sweet.
00:15:17I wish my hubby was like that.
00:15:21That's actually my husband!
00:15:22You jerk cheating on me behind my back!
00:15:24What?
00:15:24Aubrey!
00:15:25Let me explain!
00:15:27Wait, wait, wait!
00:15:28Wait!
00:15:29Wait!
00:15:29Stop!
00:15:33Alright, enough!
00:15:35Cut it out!
00:15:37I wouldn't have to be out here messing around if you didn't push me to do it.
00:15:44Look at yourself.
00:15:45Sloppy.
00:15:46You're rude.
00:15:48Totally.
00:15:49All feminine.
00:15:50I want a divorce.
00:15:52Crazy lady.
00:15:58I want a divorce.
00:16:02Karma.
00:16:02Well get that scum back.
00:16:03No need for karma.
00:16:04I can handle this myself.
00:16:05Hand me the car key.
00:16:16Chris, Leo snuck the role you wanted.
00:16:18No way. Why him? I cannot understand that. He has fewer Instagram followers than me, and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars.
00:16:28The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife. Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
00:16:35But what about you? You're a 40-year-old bachelor known around town as a total playboy.
00:16:42What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years, but she's married, and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her? You think that would lend me the role?
00:16:54Sounds more like excused me.
00:16:57That's not good enough, huh?
00:16:59Alright, do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her, vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy?
00:17:09Now that's a story people might buy into. But the problem is, you're just making this up on the spot.
00:17:16Alright.
00:17:19I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:17:25Damn it!
00:17:27Fuck.
00:17:34I'm so sorry.
00:17:35Are you nuts?
00:17:36Nuts?
00:17:39Is that all your men got?
00:17:41Yeah, I'm nuts.
00:17:42But you guys eat food cooked by nuts.
00:17:44Sleep with nuts.
00:17:45Have kids with nuts.
00:17:46You are the real nuts here.
00:17:48No offense.
00:17:49But I'm Chris Roberts.
00:17:51I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:17:54Only supermodels!
00:17:58Screw you fuck Chris Roberts!
00:18:02Chris Roberts!
00:18:12Shit!
00:18:20I sold the house.
00:18:21You got till tonight to move out.
00:18:23Or your stuff will get thrown away.
00:18:26If you want to divorce me, fine!
00:18:29Go ahead!
00:18:30But how dare you sell our house without my consent!
00:18:35I'll sue you!
00:18:36Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:18:38Don't mess with me!
00:18:39Don't mess with me!
00:18:40Or a fight for custody for our son!
00:18:42A jobless housewife like you won't stand a chance!
00:18:45It's a pickleball!
00:18:47So, you divorced?
00:18:49It's none of your business!
00:18:51Marry me!
00:18:52Marry me!
00:18:59Are you insane?
00:19:03My car's worth 4 million dollars.
00:19:06You want to talk about marriage?
00:19:08Or compensation?
00:19:11This way, ma'am.
00:19:16Watch your step, ma'am.
00:19:22Welcome, ma'am.
00:19:25Welcome, ma'am.
00:19:36Wow!
00:19:37So, it's your house at 5th Central Avenue.
00:19:39I've seen it in a magazine.
00:19:41So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?
00:19:58No.
00:19:59This is for Elizabeth, my dog.
00:20:01Yours is upstairs.
00:20:02Bigger and better.
00:20:04Forget that.
00:20:05Come sign the contract.
00:20:07Sign this, and you will be my wife.
00:20:13Sorry, what's your name again?
00:20:15Aubrey.
00:20:16Okay.
00:20:17Aubrey, listen to me.
00:20:19I love you for more than 10 years.
00:20:22I heard that you're divorced.
00:20:24So, I popped the question right away.
00:20:27What?
00:20:29Really?
00:20:30Are you kidding me?
00:20:31Aubrey, this marriage is just for show.
00:20:34I hope you won't catch real feelings for me.
00:20:37Relax.
00:20:38Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating.
00:20:41Great!
00:20:42That's amazing.
00:20:43Once I secure the role and back that Oscar, we'll part our ways smoothly.
00:20:49So, we stuck together until we win an Oscar?
00:20:53Might as well say, till that do us a part.
00:20:57Don't worry about that.
00:20:59I'm going to pay you an acting salary.
00:21:02The same as I do with my models and actors.
00:21:04You're Chris Roberts.
00:21:06Those actresses must earn a fortune.
00:21:09Considering our attitude, I'm going to go with minimum wage.
00:21:12Usually, they pay around 500 grand.
00:21:14And now, 150K.
00:21:16That's enough for you.
00:21:18Per year?
00:21:19Per month, of course.
00:21:21Per month, of course.
00:21:34So, you have a son?
00:21:36Per month, of course.
00:21:37Don't get me wrong.
00:21:38Just want to know more about my wife.
00:21:43Yeah.
00:21:46His name is Luke.
00:21:48He's nine.
00:21:49In summer camp, unaware of the divorce.
00:21:53Good lord.
00:22:03That looks calorie packed.
00:22:05First, it's not for you.
00:22:07Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories.
00:22:11Jeez, touchy.
00:22:13It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic.
00:22:17Keep that up.
00:22:18Another thing, clear your schedule for tomorrow for meeting the director.
00:22:22Already?
00:22:24This is your first time stepping out as my wife and I really want you to take it seriously.
00:22:29You need to dress up nicely, alright?
00:22:31Because it's going to be the first time that you're going to act as my wife.
00:22:35Come on.
00:22:36This top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket.
00:22:38I'll solve this problem right now.
00:22:41Hey, Brad.
00:22:43Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:22:47Oh.
00:22:49My.
00:22:50God.
00:22:51I didn't expect this to be such a huge project.
00:22:54Luckily, I'm Hollywood stylish.
00:22:57Alright, girls.
00:22:58Let's get going.
00:23:00Hmm.
00:23:01Right here.
00:23:02I got it.
00:23:03I got it.
00:23:12Are you okay, baby?
00:23:13Watch out.
00:23:14Please calm down.
00:23:15Can we set up back here?
00:23:16Sit down, baby.
00:23:17Get them out here.
00:23:18Oh, my God.
00:23:19Are you okay, baby?
00:23:20Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:23:30She's my wife now.
00:23:31So, yes.
00:23:32It's worth it.
00:23:33Hmm.
00:23:34Oh, my God.
00:23:35I'm sorry.
00:23:36I'm sorry.
00:23:37I'm sorry.
00:23:38I'm sorry.
00:23:39But remember, Rome wasn't built in a day.
00:23:43How do I look?
00:23:58Wow, you're the most beautiful you have ever seen.
00:24:04Wow, you sure ain't sure of that ass.
00:24:07Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:24:09Julia, your acting skills surpassed mine.
00:24:14That's what handling a big story does to me.
00:24:17Let's go, girls.
00:24:18Thank you so much, guys.
00:24:20No problem, baby.
00:24:23Jeez, how did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:24:27Just like Kardashians.
00:24:30Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
00:24:33God is fair.
00:24:35Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique,
00:24:37he gave you unbridled confidence.
00:24:39Wow, you're totally gonna nail that role now.
00:24:46We look so perfect together.
00:24:48It's a match made in heaven.
00:25:01No, no, no.
00:25:02There's no spark between you two.
00:25:05You don't love your wife at all.
00:25:07I'm sorry that I can't give you this role.
00:25:08But we haven't even started talking.
00:25:11You know the law talk is about feeling.
00:25:13I don't feel your love for her.
00:25:17He's crazy about me.
00:25:19The moment I was divorced,
00:25:20he swooped in with a helicopter proposal.
00:25:22I love you, baby.
00:25:25That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
00:25:34Come back to me.
00:25:35You'll learn to be a proper husband.
00:25:39Jeez.
00:25:40Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director and not some charlatan?
00:25:44Yes, but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me.
00:25:47Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water and a steak.
00:25:50Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper bursting from one extra bite.
00:25:55You guessed right.
00:26:00Much better now.
00:26:02Can you eat quieter?
00:26:16You're disturbing my reading.
00:26:26You're married?
00:26:27What's up?
00:26:28What?
00:26:29Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:26:30Of course.
00:26:31I can cover your shift today.
00:26:34Where are you going?
00:26:35The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you.
00:26:46Aubrey, what are you doing here?
00:26:49You're not stalking me, are you?
00:26:51Listen, stop harassing me.
00:26:53Tiffany and I are engaged.
00:26:57Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm married too.
00:27:00It's not just you who found someone new.
00:27:02Jim!
00:27:03I told you she put up a front about finding someone else.
00:27:09I do have a husband.
00:27:11And he's hotter, wealthier, and lasts longer in bed than you ever did.
00:27:16If he's so great,
00:27:17why is an old-timer like you still going here serving tapes?
00:27:21Come on, man.
00:27:22Don't just stand there.
00:27:23Serve us.
00:27:24I want hot tea.
00:27:37Jeez.
00:27:38You trying to scald me?
00:27:50Are you satisfied now?
00:27:51That's better.
00:27:53Drink up, dear.
00:27:55Ouch!
00:27:56This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand.
00:28:01Check out my engagement ring from Mark.
00:28:03It's whopping two carats.
00:28:05I heard your wedding ring was a freebie that came with some furniture shopping, wasn't it?
00:28:15Wow, good for you.
00:28:17And when you guys eventually split,
00:28:19you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure.
00:28:24Don't stoop to our level.
00:28:28You, go and get the steaks ready in ten minutes, else I'll be reporting you.
00:28:32I said half an hour when you ordered.
00:28:36Then figured it out.
00:28:38Wait.
00:28:40Pop off my water.
00:28:47Mary, you owe me a proper meal.
00:28:49Well, I'll refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake.
00:28:56Aubrey?
00:28:57Why are you waitressing?
00:28:58We're not really married.
00:28:59What I do is none of your business.
00:29:04Let's go.
00:29:05The advertisers are waiting.
00:29:09Keep an eye on her.
00:29:10Make sure nobody messes with her.
00:29:12I'm not her agent.
00:29:13But she's my wife, at least on paper.
00:29:15Okay guys, if you don't need anything else,
00:29:18I'm gonna head out and change shifts.
00:29:20Oh my god.
00:29:22My ring.
00:29:23It's gone.
00:29:25Since you're the only one serving us,
00:29:27I suspect you stole my ring.
00:29:29Just because you're a bitch,
00:29:31doesn't mean everyone is.
00:29:32I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn,
00:29:35let alone steal it.
00:29:37Denying won't help.
00:29:39It's only you somewhere.
00:29:43See?
00:29:44This is proof.
00:29:50I'm gonna have you fired.
00:29:52No way!
00:29:53You're framing me on purpose.
00:30:00Got it.
00:30:01Get the restaurant owner over here for me.
00:30:06You and your husband are so sweet.
00:30:08You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
00:30:11Sweet?
00:30:12We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:30:16Look at them.
00:30:19That's what we call sweet.
00:30:20I wish my hubby was like that.
00:30:24That's actually my husband.
00:30:25You jerk cheating on me behind my back!
00:30:27Aubrey!
00:30:29Let me explain.
00:30:30Wait, wait, wait.
00:30:32Stop!
00:30:33Stop!
00:30:33Stop!
00:30:35Faster!
00:30:36Alright, enough!
00:30:38Cut it out!
00:30:40I wouldn't have to be out here.
00:30:43Messing around if you didn't push me to do it.
00:30:47Look at yourself.
00:30:48Sloppy.
00:30:49You're rude.
00:30:50Totally all feminine.
00:30:54I want a divorce.
00:30:56Crazy lady.
00:30:57Ow!
00:31:05Get that scumbag!
00:31:06No need for karma.
00:31:07I can handle this myself.
00:31:09Hand me the car key.
00:31:09Chris, Leo's not the role you wanted.
00:31:22No way.
00:31:24Why him?
00:31:25I cannot understand that.
00:31:26He has fewer Instagram followers than me,
00:31:29and his last movie made only $100 million.
00:31:31The director's looking for a guy
00:31:33who's totally devoted to his wife.
00:31:35Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple
00:31:38for true love.
00:31:39But what about you?
00:31:41You're a 40-year-old bachelor
00:31:42known around town as a total playboy.
00:31:45What if I told everyone
00:31:48that I've actually been in love
00:31:50with one woman for all those years,
00:31:52but she's married,
00:31:53and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her?
00:31:56You think that would lend me the role?
00:31:58Sounds more like excused me.
00:32:00That's not good enough, huh?
00:32:02Alright.
00:32:04Do I have to say she just got divorced
00:32:05and I'm rushing to marry her?
00:32:07vowing to never look at another supermodel again
00:32:10to prove I can be a committed guy?
00:32:12Now that's a story people might buy into.
00:32:15But the problem is,
00:32:17you're just making this up on the spot.
00:32:19Alright.
00:32:22I wish a woman like that
00:32:24would just fall into my life for real.
00:32:29Damn it!
00:32:31Fuck.
00:32:31I'm so sorry.
00:32:39Are you nuts?
00:32:40Nuts?
00:32:43Is that all your men got?
00:32:45Yeah, I'm nuts.
00:32:46But you guys eat both cooked by nuts,
00:32:48sleep with nuts,
00:32:49have kids with nuts.
00:32:50You are the real nuts here.
00:32:52No offense.
00:32:53But I'm Chris Roberts.
00:32:55I only sleep with supermodels
00:32:57under 25 years old.
00:33:00Only supermodels!
00:33:04Screw you,
00:33:05fuck Chris Roberts!
00:33:06I sold the house.
00:33:25You've got till tonight to move out.
00:33:27Or your stuff will be thrown away.
00:33:29If you want to divorce me,
00:33:33fine!
00:33:33Go ahead!
00:33:35But how dare you sell our house
00:33:37without my consent!
00:33:40I'll sue you!
00:33:41Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:33:43Don't mess with me.
00:33:44Or apply for a custody for our son.
00:33:46Jobless housewife like you
00:33:48won't stand a chance.
00:33:50Despicable!
00:33:51So,
00:33:52you divorced?
00:33:54It's none of your business!
00:33:56Marry me!
00:33:59Are you insane?
00:34:07My car's worth
00:34:08$4 million.
00:34:10You want to talk about marriage?
00:34:12Or compensation?
00:34:15This way, ma'am.
00:34:20Watch your step, ma'am.
00:34:22Welcome, ma'am.
00:34:40Wow!
00:34:41So it's your house
00:34:42at 5th Central Avenue.
00:34:43I've seen it in a magazine.
00:34:45So,
00:35:00I get a room like this
00:35:01for a fake marriage?
00:35:03No.
00:35:04This is for Elizabeth,
00:35:05my dog.
00:35:06Yours is upstairs.
00:35:07Bigger and better.
00:35:09Forget that.
00:35:10Come sign the contract.
00:35:11Sign this,
00:35:15and you will be my wife.
00:35:17Sorry,
00:35:17what's your name again?
00:35:19Aubrey.
00:35:19Okay.
00:35:20Aubrey,
00:35:21listen to me.
00:35:23I love you
00:35:23for more than 10 years.
00:35:25I heard
00:35:26that you're divorced.
00:35:28So,
00:35:29I popped the question
00:35:30right away.
00:35:32What?
00:35:32Really?
00:35:33Are you kidding me?
00:35:35Aubrey,
00:35:35this marriage
00:35:36is just for show.
00:35:37I hope you won't
00:35:38catch real feelings
00:35:40for me.
00:35:40Relax.
00:35:42Not falling for you
00:35:43as easy as drinking
00:35:44and eating.
00:35:45Great.
00:35:46That's amazing.
00:35:47Once I secure the role
00:35:48and back that Oscar,
00:35:50we'll part our ways
00:35:51smoothly.
00:35:54So we stuck together
00:35:56until we win an Oscar?
00:35:58Might as well say
00:36:00till that do us a part.
00:36:01Don't worry about that.
00:36:03I'm going to pay you
00:36:04an acting salary.
00:36:05The same as I do
00:36:06with my models and actors.
00:36:08You're Chris Roberts.
00:36:09Those actresses
00:36:10must earn a fortune.
00:36:12Considering our attitude,
00:36:14I'm going to go
00:36:14with minimum wage.
00:36:15Usually,
00:36:16they pay around
00:36:16500 grand
00:36:17and now,
00:36:19150K.
00:36:20That's enough for you.
00:36:22Per year?
00:36:23Per month,
00:36:24of course.
00:36:24So you have a son?
00:36:39Don't get me wrong.
00:36:41Just want to know more
00:36:42about my wife.
00:36:48Yeah.
00:36:49His name is Luke.
00:36:51He's nine.
00:36:51In summer camp,
00:36:54I'm aware of the divorce.
00:37:05Good lord.
00:37:06That looks calorie-packed.
00:37:09First,
00:37:09it's not for you.
00:37:10Second,
00:37:11I hate when people
00:37:12reduce food to calories.
00:37:15Jeez,
00:37:16touchy.
00:37:17It'll make my loving you
00:37:18seem even more dramatic.
00:37:21Keep that up.
00:37:22Another thing,
00:37:23clear your schedule
00:37:23for tomorrow.
00:37:24We're meeting the director.
00:37:26Already?
00:37:28This is your first time
00:37:29stepping out as my wife
00:37:30and I really want you
00:37:31to take it seriously.
00:37:33You need to dress up nicely,
00:37:34all right?
00:37:35Because it's going to be
00:37:35the first time
00:37:36that you're going to act
00:37:37as my wife.
00:37:38Come on.
00:37:39This top I'm wearing
00:37:40is like from the supermarket.
00:37:42I'll solve this problem
00:37:43right now.
00:37:45Hey, Brad.
00:37:48Didn't you say
00:37:48you could transform
00:37:49any woman?
00:37:52Oh, my, God.
00:37:54I didn't expect
00:37:55this to be such a
00:37:56huge project.
00:37:58Luckily,
00:37:58I'm a Hollywood-style-ish.
00:38:00All right, girls.
00:38:02Let's get going.
00:38:04Right here.
00:38:05I got it.
00:38:06Are you okay, baby?
00:38:17Watch out.
00:38:18Please calm down.
00:38:18Can't you set up back here?
00:38:20Get them out of here.
00:38:21Oh, my God.
00:38:22Are you okay, baby?
00:38:29Are these ladies'
00:38:31fashion pieces
00:38:32worth the expense for her?
00:38:33She's my wife now,
00:38:35so yes,
00:38:35it's worth it.
00:38:39Baby, well,
00:38:40I did my best today.
00:38:42Remember,
00:38:43Rome wasn't built
00:38:44in the day.
00:38:58How do I look?
00:39:01Wow.
00:39:02You're the most beautiful
00:39:03you have ever seen.
00:39:05Wow.
00:39:08You sure ain't sure
00:39:09of that ass.
00:39:10Why aren't you
00:39:10closing the
00:39:11Victoria's Secret
00:39:12show this year?
00:39:14Julia,
00:39:15her acting skill
00:39:16surpassed mine.
00:39:18That's what
00:39:18handling a big story
00:39:19does to me.
00:39:20Let's go, girls.
00:39:22Thank you so much, guys.
00:39:23No problem, baby.
00:39:24No problem, baby.
00:39:26Geez.
00:39:27How did I not realize
00:39:28my backside
00:39:29has such potential?
00:39:31Just like
00:39:31Kardashians.
00:39:33Guess
00:39:33you regret this
00:39:34fake marriage now,
00:39:35huh?
00:39:37God is fair.
00:39:38Though he didn't bless you
00:39:39with a fury physique,
00:39:41he gave you
00:39:41unbridled confidence.
00:39:42guys.
00:39:47Wow.
00:39:48You're totally
00:39:48gonna nail that role now.
00:39:50We look so perfect
00:39:50together.
00:39:52It's a match
00:39:53made in heaven.
00:39:54No, no, no.
00:40:06There's no spark
00:40:07between you two.
00:40:08You don't love
00:40:09your wife at all.
00:40:10I'm sorry that
00:40:11I can't give you
00:40:11this role.
00:40:12But we haven't
00:40:13even started talking.
00:40:14You know the lot
00:40:15talk is about
00:40:15feeling.
00:40:17I don't feel
00:40:18your love for her.
00:40:20He's crazy
00:40:21about me.
00:40:22The moment
00:40:22I was divorced,
00:40:23he swooped in
00:40:24with a helicopter
00:40:25proposal.
00:40:28I love you, baby.
00:40:29That's because
00:40:30I just can't wait
00:40:31to spend the rest
00:40:31of my life with you.
00:40:37Come back to me.
00:40:38You'll learn
00:40:39to be a proper
00:40:40of...
00:40:41Jeez.
00:40:43Are you sure
00:40:44he's top Hollywood's
00:40:45director
00:40:46and not some charlatan?
00:40:47Yes,
00:40:48but he did catch you
00:40:49rolling your eyes at me.
00:40:50Maybe it's only because
00:40:51you ordered a cup of water
00:40:52and a steak?
00:40:53Perhaps that's
00:40:54to avoid
00:40:54your dress zipper
00:40:55bursting from
00:40:57one extra bite.
00:40:58You guessed right.
00:41:04Much better now.
00:41:05can you eat quieter?
00:41:19You're disturbing
00:41:19my reading.
00:41:29You're married?
00:41:30What's up?
00:41:31What?
00:41:32Your daughter's in the hospital
00:41:33with a fever?
00:41:33Yeah, of course.
00:41:34I can cover your shift today.
00:41:37Where are you going?
00:41:39The contract
00:41:40doesn't require me
00:41:41to report my personal
00:41:41itinerary to you.
00:41:49Aubrey,
00:41:50what are you doing here?
00:41:52You're not stalking me,
00:41:53are you?
00:41:54Listen,
00:41:55stop harassing me.
00:41:57Tiffany and I
00:41:58are engaged.
00:42:00Sorry to disappoint you,
00:42:02but I'm married too.
00:42:03It's not just you
00:42:04who found someone new.
00:42:06Jim!
00:42:07I told you she put up a front
00:42:09about finding someone else.
00:42:10I do have a husband
00:42:14and he's hotter,
00:42:16wealthier,
00:42:16and lasts longer in bed
00:42:18than you ever did.
00:42:19If he's so great,
00:42:21when's an old timer
00:42:22like you
00:42:22still going here
00:42:23serving tapes?
00:42:24Come on, man.
00:42:25Don't just stand there.
00:42:26Serve us.
00:42:28I want
00:42:29hot tea.
00:42:31jeez.
00:42:42You trying to
00:42:42scald me?
00:42:53Are you satisfied now?
00:42:54That's better.
00:42:56Drink up, dear.
00:42:58Ouch!
00:42:59This huge diamond ring
00:43:01makes it hard
00:43:02to lift my hand.
00:43:04Check out my
00:43:05engagement ring
00:43:05from Mark.
00:43:07It's whopping
00:43:07two carats.
00:43:09I heard your
00:43:10wedding ring was
00:43:11a freebie
00:43:14that came with
00:43:15some furniture shopping,
00:43:17wasn't it?
00:43:18Wow,
00:43:19good for you.
00:43:21And when you guys
00:43:21eventually split,
00:43:22you will get
00:43:23a nice chunk
00:43:24of change
00:43:25from selling
00:43:26this treasure.
00:43:29Don't stoop
00:43:30to our level.
00:43:31You,
00:43:32go and get
00:43:32the steaks ready
00:43:33in ten minutes,
00:43:34else I'll be
00:43:35reporting you.
00:43:36I said
00:43:36half an hour
00:43:38when you ordered.
00:43:39Then
00:43:39figured it out.
00:43:42Wait!
00:43:43Top of my water.
00:43:50Mary,
00:43:51you owe me
00:43:52a proper meal.
00:43:53I refrain
00:43:54from stabbing
00:43:54those two
00:43:55for your job's sake.
00:43:56Aubrey?
00:44:00Why are you
00:44:01waitressing?
00:44:01We're not
00:44:02really married.
00:44:03What I do
00:44:03is none
00:44:03of your business.
00:44:07Let's go.
00:44:08The advertisers
00:44:09are waiting.
00:44:12Keep an eye
00:44:13on her.
00:44:14Make sure
00:44:14nobody messes
00:44:15with her.
00:44:15I'm not
00:44:16her agent.
00:44:17But she's
00:44:17my wife,
00:44:18at least on paper.
00:44:19Okay,
00:44:19guys,
00:44:20if you don't
00:44:20need anything
00:44:20else,
00:44:21I'm gonna
00:44:22head out
00:44:22and change
00:44:22shifts.
00:44:23Oh my god,
00:44:26my ring.
00:44:27It's gone.
00:44:28Since you're
00:44:29the only one
00:44:29serving us,
00:44:30I suspect
00:44:31you stole my ring.
00:44:32Just because
00:44:33you're a bitch
00:44:34doesn't mean
00:44:34everyone is.
00:44:35I wouldn't
00:44:36even want
00:44:36to touch
00:44:37the stuff
00:44:38you've worn,
00:44:38let alone
00:44:39steal it.
00:44:40Denial won't
00:44:41help.
00:44:42It's only
00:44:43you somewhere.
00:44:47See?
00:44:48This is proof.
00:44:49I'm gonna
00:44:54have you
00:44:54fired.
00:44:56No way!
00:44:56You're framing
00:44:57me on purpose!
00:45:03Got it.
00:45:04Get the restaurant
00:45:05owner over here
00:45:06for me.
00:45:09You and your
00:45:10husband are
00:45:11so sweet.
00:45:12You always
00:45:12remember to
00:45:13buy his
00:45:13favorite pizza.
00:45:15Sweet?
00:45:15We haven't
00:45:16gotten busy
00:45:17since Thanksgiving
00:45:18three years
00:45:19ago.
00:45:21Look at them.
00:45:22That's what
00:45:22we call sweet.
00:45:23I wish my
00:45:24hubby was
00:45:24like that.
00:45:27That's
00:45:28actually my
00:45:28husband!
00:45:29You jerk
00:45:29cheating on me
00:45:30behind my
00:45:30back!
00:45:31Aubrey!
00:45:32Let me
00:45:32explain!
00:45:34Wait!
00:45:35Stop!
00:45:38All right!
00:45:40Enough!
00:45:42Cut it
00:45:42out!
00:45:43I
00:45:44wouldn't
00:45:45have to be
00:45:45out here
00:45:46messing around
00:45:47if you
00:45:48didn't push
00:45:49me
00:45:49to do it.
00:45:50Look at
00:45:51yourself.
00:45:51Sloppy.
00:45:53You're rude.
00:45:54Totally
00:45:55unfeminine.
00:45:57I want a
00:45:58divorce.
00:45:59Crazy
00:45:59lady.
00:46:07Come on,
00:46:09we'll get
00:46:09that scum
00:46:09back!
00:46:10No need
00:46:10for karma.
00:46:10I can't
00:46:11handle this
00:46:11myself.
00:46:12Hand me
00:46:12the car
00:46:12key.
00:46:23Chris,
00:46:24Leo's not
00:46:24the role
00:46:25you wanted.
00:46:26No way.
00:46:27Why him?
00:46:28I cannot
00:46:29understand that.
00:46:30He has fewer
00:46:31Instagram followers
00:46:32than me,
00:46:32and his last
00:46:33movie made
00:46:33only a hundred
00:46:34million dollars.
00:46:35The director's
00:46:35looking for a
00:46:36guy who's
00:46:37totally devoted
00:46:38to his wife.
00:46:39Leo and his
00:46:39wife are Hollywood's
00:46:40poster couple
00:46:41for true love.
00:46:43What about
00:46:43you?
00:46:44You're a
00:46:44forty-year-old
00:46:45bachelor,
00:46:46known around
00:46:47town as a
00:46:47total playboy.
00:46:49What if
00:46:49I told
00:46:50everyone
00:46:51that I've
00:46:52actually been
00:46:52in love
00:46:53with one
00:46:53woman for
00:46:54all those
00:46:54years,
00:46:55but she's
00:46:56married,
00:46:57and all my
00:46:57wild dating
00:46:58was just
00:46:58to try
00:46:59and forget
00:46:59her?
00:47:00You think
00:47:00that would
00:47:00lend me
00:47:01the role?
00:47:01Sounds
00:47:02more like
00:47:02excused me.
00:47:04That's not
00:47:04good enough,
00:47:05huh?
00:47:06Alright,
00:47:07do I have to
00:47:07say she just
00:47:08got divorced
00:47:09and I'm
00:47:09rushing to
00:47:10marry her,
00:47:11vowing to
00:47:11never look
00:47:12at another
00:47:12supermodel
00:47:13again to
00:47:14prove I can
00:47:14be a
00:47:14committed
00:47:15guy?
00:47:16Now that's
00:47:16a story
00:47:17people might
00:47:17buy into,
00:47:18but the
00:47:19problem is
00:47:20you're just
00:47:21making this
00:47:21up on the
00:47:22spot.
00:47:23Alright.
00:47:26I wish
00:47:27a woman
00:47:27like that
00:47:27would just
00:47:28fall into
00:47:28my life
00:47:29for real.
00:47:31Damn it!
00:47:34Fuck!
00:47:35I'm so
00:47:41sorry.
00:47:42Are you
00:47:42nuts?
00:47:43Nuts?
00:47:46Is that
00:47:47all your men
00:47:47got?
00:47:48Yeah,
00:47:48I'm nuts,
00:47:49but you
00:47:50guys,
00:47:50eat
00:47:50don't
00:47:50cook by
00:47:51nuts,
00:47:51sleep
00:47:52with
00:47:52nuts,
00:47:52have
00:47:53kids
00:47:53with
00:47:53nuts,
00:47:54you're
00:47:54the
00:47:54real
00:47:54nuts
00:47:55here.
00:47:55No
00:47:56offense,
00:47:57but I'm
00:47:57Chris Roberts.
00:47:58I only
00:47:59sleep with
00:47:59supermodels
00:48:00under 25
00:48:01years old.
00:48:03Only
00:48:04supermodels.
00:48:07Screw you
00:48:08fuck
00:48:08Chris Roberts!
00:48:10I
00:48:11sold the
00:48:27house.
00:48:28You've got
00:48:28till tonight
00:48:29to move
00:48:29out,
00:48:30or
00:48:30your stuff
00:48:31will be
00:48:32thrown away.
00:48:34If you
00:48:35want to
00:48:35divorce
00:48:35me,
00:48:36fine!
00:48:37Go
00:48:37ahead!
00:48:38But how
00:48:39dare you
00:48:39sell our
00:48:40house
00:48:40without
00:48:41my
00:48:42consent!
00:48:43I'll
00:48:43sue
00:48:44you!
00:48:44Think you
00:48:45can afford
00:48:45a lawyer?
00:48:46Don't
00:48:46mess with
00:48:47me,
00:48:47or apply
00:48:48for
00:48:48the
00:48:48custody
00:48:49for
00:48:49a
00:48:49star.
00:48:50A
00:48:50jobless
00:48:50housewife
00:48:51like you
00:48:51won't
00:48:52stand
00:48:52a
00:48:52chance.
00:48:53Despicable!
00:48:55So,
00:48:56you
00:48:56divorced?
00:48:57It's
00:48:57none of
00:48:58your
00:48:58business!
00:48:59Marry
00:48:59me!
00:48:59Are you
00:49:07insane?
00:49:10My car's
00:49:11worth
00:49:11four
00:49:12million
00:49:12dollars.
00:49:13You
00:49:14want to
00:49:14talk about
00:49:14marriage
00:49:15or
00:49:16compensation?
00:49:19This
00:49:19way,
00:49:19mum.
00:49:23Watch
00:49:24us
00:49:24that,
00:49:25mum.
00:49:25welcome,
00:49:32mum.
00:49:43Wow.
00:49:44So,
00:49:44it's
00:49:45your
00:49:45house
00:49:45at
00:49:455
00:49:46Central
00:49:46Avenue.
00:49:47I've
00:49:47seen it
00:49:47in a
00:49:48magazine.
00:49:55So,
00:50:03I get
00:50:04a
00:50:04room
00:50:04like
00:50:04this
00:50:04for
00:50:05fake
00:50:05marriage?
00:50:06No.
00:50:07This
00:50:07is
00:50:07for
00:50:07Elizabeth,
00:50:08my
00:50:08dog.
00:50:09Yours
00:50:09is
00:50:09upstairs.
00:50:10Bigger
00:50:11and
00:50:11better.
00:50:12Forget
00:50:12that.
00:50:13Come
00:50:13sign
00:50:13the
00:50:14contract.
00:50:17Sign
00:50:18this,
00:50:19and you
00:50:19will be
00:50:19my
00:50:19wife.
00:50:20Sorry,
00:50:21what's
00:50:21your
00:50:21name
00:50:21again?
00:50:22Aubrey.
00:50:23Okay.
00:50:24Aubrey.
00:50:25Listen
00:50:25to
00:50:25me.
00:50:26I
00:50:26love
00:50:27you
00:50:27for
00:50:27more
00:50:27than
00:50:2710
00:50:28years.
00:50:29I
00:50:29heard
00:50:29that
00:50:30you're
00:50:30divorced.
00:50:31So,
00:50:32I
00:50:32popped
00:50:33the
00:50:33question
00:50:33right
00:50:33away.
00:50:35What?
00:50:36Really?
00:50:36Are you
00:50:37kidding
00:50:37me?
00:50:38Aubrey,
00:50:39this
00:50:39marriage
00:50:40is
00:50:40just
00:50:40for
00:50:40show.
00:50:41I
00:50:41hope
00:50:41you
00:50:41won't
00:50:42catch
00:50:42real
00:50:42feelings
00:50:43for
00:50:43me.
00:50:45Relax.
00:50:46Not
00:50:46falling
00:50:46for
00:50:46you
00:50:47as
00:50:47easy
00:50:47as
00:50:47drinking
00:50:48and
00:50:48eating.
00:50:48Great!
00:50:49That's
00:50:49amazing!
00:50:50Once
00:50:51I
00:50:51secure
00:50:51the
00:50:51role
00:50:51and
00:50:52bag
00:50:52that
00:50:52Oscar,
00:50:55smoothly.
00:50:58So,
00:50:58we
00:50:58stuck
00:50:58together
00:50:59until
00:50:59we
00:50:59win
00:51:00an
00:51:00Oscar?
00:51:02Might
00:51:02as
00:51:02well
00:51:02say,
00:51:03so
00:51:03that
00:51:04do
00:51:04us
00:51:04a
00:51:04part.
00:51:05Don't
00:51:05worry
00:51:05about
00:51:05that.
00:51:06I'm
00:51:06going to
00:51:07pay
00:51:07you
00:51:07an
00:51:07acting
00:51:08salary,
00:51:08the
00:51:09same
00:51:09as
00:51:09I
00:51:09do
00:51:09with
00:51:09my
00:51:09models
00:51:10and
00:51:10actors.
00:51:11You're
00:51:11Chris
00:51:12Roberts.
00:51:13Those
00:51:13actresses
00:51:14must
00:51:14earn
00:51:14a
00:51:15fortune.
00:51:15Considering
00:51:16our
00:51:16attitude,
00:51:17I'm
00:51:17going to
00:51:17go
00:51:17with
00:51:18minimum
00:51:18wage.
00:51:19Usually
00:51:19they
00:51:19pay
00:51:19around
00:51:20500
00:51:20grand
00:51:21and
00:51:21now
00:51:21150
00:51:22K.
00:51:23That's
00:51:23enough
00:51:24for
00:51:24you.
00:51:25Per
00:51:26year?
00:51:26Per
00:51:26month,
00:51:27of
00:51:27course.
00:51:38So,
00:51:41you
00:51:41have
00:51:41a
00:51:42son?
00:51:43Don't
00:51:43get me
00:51:44wrong.
00:51:44Just
00:51:44want to
00:51:45know
00:51:45more
00:51:45about
00:51:45my
00:51:45wife.
00:51:51Yeah.
00:51:53His
00:51:53name
00:51:53is
00:51:54Luke.
00:51:54He's
00:51:54nine.
00:51:56In
00:51:56summer
00:51:56camp,
00:51:58unware
00:51:58of
00:51:58the
00:51:58divorce.
00:52:08Good
00:52:09lord.
00:52:09That
00:52:10looks
00:52:10calorie
00:52:11packed.
00:52:12First,
00:52:13it's not
00:52:13for
00:52:13you.
00:52:14Second,
00:52:14I hate
00:52:15when people
00:52:15reduce
00:52:16food
00:52:16to
00:52:16calories.
00:52:18Jeez,
00:52:19touchy.
00:52:20It'll
00:52:20make
00:52:21my
00:52:21loving
00:52:21you
00:52:21seem
00:52:22even
00:52:22more
00:52:22dramatic.
00:52:24Keep
00:52:24that
00:52:24up.
00:52:25Another
00:52:25thing,
00:52:26clear your
00:52:26schedule
00:52:27for
00:52:27tomorrow.
00:52:28We're
00:52:28meeting
00:52:28the
00:52:28director.
00:52:30Already?
00:52:31This is
00:52:32your first
00:52:32time stepping
00:52:33out as
00:52:33my wife,
00:52:34and I
00:52:34really
00:52:34want you
00:52:35to take
00:52:35it
00:52:35seriously.
00:52:36You
00:52:36need to
00:52:37dress
00:52:37up
00:52:37nicely,
00:52:37all right?
00:52:38Because
00:52:38it's
00:52:39going to
00:52:39be the
00:52:39first
00:52:39time
00:52:39that
00:52:40you're
00:52:40going
00:52:40to
00:52:40act
00:52:40as
00:52:41my
00:52:41wife.
00:52:42Come
00:52:42on,
00:52:43this
00:52:43top
00:52:43I'm
00:52:43wearing
00:52:44is
00:52:44like
00:52:44from
00:52:44the
00:52:44supermarket.
00:52:45Oh my
00:52:56god,
00:52:58I didn't
00:52:58expect
00:52:58this to
00:52:58be such
00:52:59a
00:52:59huge
00:53:00project.
00:53:01Luckily,
00:53:02I'm
00:53:02Hollywood
00:53:02stylish.
00:53:04All right
00:53:04girls,
00:53:05let's get
00:53:06going.
00:53:07Hmm,
00:53:08right here.
00:53:09Are
00:53:19you
00:53:19okay,
00:53:19baby?
00:53:20Watch out,
00:53:21please calm
00:53:22down.
00:53:22Can't you
00:53:22sit up
00:53:22back here?
00:53:23Get
00:53:24them out
00:53:24of
00:53:24here.
00:53:25Oh my
00:53:25god,
00:53:26are you
00:53:26okay,
00:53:26baby?
00:53:32Are
00:53:33these
00:53:33ladies'
00:53:34fashion
00:53:34pieces
00:53:35worth
00:53:35the
00:53:36expense
00:53:36for
00:53:36her?
00:53:37She's
00:53:37my
00:53:37wife
00:53:38now,
00:53:38so
00:53:38yes,
00:53:39it's
00:53:39worth
00:53:39it.
00:53:42Baby
00:53:43Ro,
00:53:43I
00:53:43did
00:53:44my
00:53:44best
00:53:44today.
00:53:45Remember,
00:53:47Rome
00:53:47wasn't
00:53:47built
00:53:47in
00:53:47the
00:53:47day.
00:54:02How
00:54:02do
00:54:02I
00:54:02look?
00:54:04Wow,
00:54:05you're
00:54:06the
00:54:06most
00:54:06beautiful
00:54:07you
00:54:07have
00:54:07ever
00:54:07seen.
00:54:08Wow,
00:54:11you
00:54:12sure
00:54:12ain't
00:54:12sure
00:54:12that
00:54:12asked.
00:54:13Why
00:54:13are
00:54:13you
00:54:14closing
00:54:14the
00:54:14Victoria
00:54:15Secrets
00:54:15show
00:54:15this
00:54:16year?
00:54:17Julia,
00:54:18her acting
00:54:19skills
00:54:19surpassed
00:54:20mine.
00:54:21That's what
00:54:21handling a big star
00:54:22does to me.
00:54:24Let's go,
00:54:24girls.
00:54:25Thank you so much,
00:54:26guys.
00:54:26No problem,
00:54:27baby.
00:54:28Geez,
00:54:30how did I not
00:54:31realize my
00:54:32backside has
00:54:32such potential?
00:54:34Just like
00:54:35Kardashians.
00:54:36Guess you
00:54:37regret this
00:54:37fake marriage
00:54:38now,
00:54:38huh?
00:54:40God is
00:54:41fair.
00:54:42Though he
00:54:42didn't bless you
00:54:43with a
00:54:43fury physique,
00:54:44he gave you
00:54:45unbridled
00:54:45confidence.
00:54:50Wow,
00:54:51you're totally
00:54:51gonna nail that
00:54:52role now.
00:54:53We look so
00:54:53perfect together.
00:54:54it's a match
00:54:56made in heaven.
00:55:08No,
00:55:08no,
00:55:09no.
00:55:09There's no
00:55:10spark between
00:55:11you two.
00:55:11You don't love
00:55:12your wife at
00:55:13all.
00:55:13I'm sorry
00:55:14that I can't
00:55:14give you this
00:55:15role.
00:55:15But we
00:55:16haven't even
00:55:16started talking.
00:55:18You know
00:55:18the law
00:55:18talk is
00:55:19about
00:55:19feeling.
00:55:20I don't
00:55:21feel your
00:55:21love for
00:55:22her.
00:55:23He's
00:55:24crazy
00:55:24about
00:55:25me.
00:55:25The
00:55:25moment
00:55:26I was
00:55:26divorced,
00:55:26he swooped
00:55:27in with
00:55:27a
00:55:28helicopter
00:55:28proposal.
00:55:31I love
00:55:31you,
00:55:32baby.
00:55:32That's
00:55:33because I
00:55:33just can't
00:55:34wait to
00:55:34spend the
00:55:34rest of
00:55:35my
00:55:35life
00:55:35with
00:55:36you.
00:55:40Come
00:55:41back to
00:55:41me.
00:55:42You'll
00:55:42learn to
00:55:42be a
00:55:42proper
00:55:43of
00:55:43you.
00:55:45Jeez.
00:55:46Are you
00:55:47sure he's
00:55:48top
00:55:48Hollywood's
00:55:49director
00:55:49and
00:55:50not
00:55:50some
00:55:50charlatan?
00:55:51Yes,
00:55:51but he
00:55:52did catch
00:55:52you rolling
00:55:52your eyes
00:55:53at me.
00:55:53Maybe
00:55:54it's
00:55:54only
00:55:54because
00:55:54you
00:55:55ordered
00:55:55a
00:55:55cup
00:55:55of
00:55:55water
00:55:56and
00:55:56steak?
00:55:57Perhaps
00:55:57that's
00:55:57to
00:55:57avoid
00:55:58your
00:55:58dress
00:55:58zipper
00:55:58bursting
00:56:00from
00:56:00one
00:56:00extra
00:56:00bite.
00:56:02You
00:56:02guessed
00:56:02right.
00:56:07Much
00:56:08better
00:56:08now.
00:56:08can
00:56:21can you
00:56:21eat
00:56:21quieter?
00:56:22You're
00:56:22disturbing
00:56:23my
00:56:23reading.
00:56:23you're
00:56:32married?
00:56:33What's
00:56:34up?
00:56:34What?
00:56:35Your
00:56:35daughter's
00:56:36in the
00:56:36hospital
00:56:36with
00:56:36a
00:56:36fever?
00:56:37Yeah,
00:56:37of
00:56:37course.
00:56:38I
00:56:38can
00:56:38cover
00:56:38your
00:56:38shift
00:56:38today.
00:56:40Where
00:56:41are you
00:56:41going?
00:56:42The
00:56:43contract
00:56:43doesn't
00:56:43require
00:56:44me to
00:56:44report
00:56:44my
00:56:44personal
00:56:45itinerary
00:56:45to
00:56:45you.
00:56:53Aubrey,
00:56:54what are
00:56:54you doing
00:56:55here?
00:56:56You're
00:56:56not
00:56:56stalking
00:56:56me,
00:56:57are
00:56:57you?
00:56:58Listen,
00:56:59stop
00:56:59harassing
00:57:00me.
00:57:00Tiffany
00:57:00and
00:57:01I
00:57:01are
00:57:01engaged.
00:57:04Sorry
00:57:04to
00:57:04disappoint
00:57:05you,
00:57:05but
00:57:05I'm
00:57:06married
00:57:06too.
00:57:07It's
00:57:07not
00:57:07just
00:57:07you
00:57:07who
00:57:08found
00:57:08someone
00:57:08new.
00:57:09Jim!
00:57:10I
00:57:11told
00:57:11you
00:57:11she
00:57:11put
00:57:11up
00:57:12a
00:57:12friend
00:57:12about
00:57:12finding
00:57:12someone
00:57:13else.
00:57:15I
00:57:16do
00:57:16have
00:57:17a
00:57:17husband
00:57:17and
00:57:18he's
00:57:18hotter,
00:57:19wealthier,
00:57:20and
00:57:20last
00:57:20longer
00:57:21in bed
00:57:21than
00:57:21you
00:57:21ever
00:57:22did.
00:57:22If
00:57:22he's
00:57:23so
00:57:23great,
00:57:24when's
00:57:24an
00:57:24old-timer
00:57:25like
00:57:25you
00:57:25still
00:57:26going
00:57:26here
00:57:26serving
00:57:27tapes?
00:57:28Come on,
00:57:28man,
00:57:29don't
00:57:29just
00:57:29stand
00:57:29there,
00:57:30serve
00:57:30us.
00:57:32I
00:57:32want
00:57:33hot
00:57:33tea.
00:57:43Jeez,
00:57:44you
00:57:45trying
00:57:45to
00:57:46scald
00:57:46me?
00:57:56Are you
00:57:57satisfied
00:57:57now?
00:57:58That's
00:57:58better.
00:57:59Drink up
00:58:00the air.
00:58:01Ouch!
00:58:03This
00:58:03huge
00:58:04diamond ring
00:58:04makes it
00:58:05hard to
00:58:05lift my
00:58:06hand.
00:58:07Check out
00:58:08my
00:58:08engagement ring
00:58:09from
00:58:09Mark.
00:58:10It's
00:58:10whopping
00:58:11two
00:58:11carrots.
00:58:12I
00:58:13heard
00:58:13your
00:58:14wedding
00:58:14ring
00:58:14was
00:58:15a
00:58:17freebie
00:58:17that
00:58:18came
00:58:18with
00:58:18some
00:58:18furniture
00:58:19shopping,
00:58:20wasn't
00:58:20it?
00:58:21Wow,
00:58:22good for
00:58:23you.
00:58:24And when
00:58:24you guys
00:58:24eventually
00:58:25split,
00:58:26you will
00:58:26get a
00:58:27nice
00:58:27chunk
00:58:28of
00:58:28change
00:58:28from
00:58:29selling
00:58:29this
00:58:30treasure.
00:58:32Don't
00:58:32stupid
00:58:33or
00:58:33level.
00:58:34You,
00:58:35go and
00:58:35get the
00:58:36sticks
00:58:36ready in
00:58:37ten
00:58:37minutes,
00:58:37else
00:58:38I'll
00:58:38be
00:58:38reporting
00:58:39you.
00:58:39I
00:58:39said
00:58:40half
00:58:41an
00:58:41hour
00:58:41when
00:58:42you
00:58:42ordered.
00:58:42Then
00:58:42figured
00:58:43it
00:58:43out.
00:58:45Wait,
00:58:47tub
00:58:47off
00:58:47my
00:58:47water.
00:58:54Mary,
00:58:54you owe
00:58:55me a
00:58:55proper
00:58:55meal.
00:58:56I
00:58:57refrain
00:58:57from
00:58:57stabbing
00:58:58those
00:58:58two
00:58:58for
00:58:58your
00:58:58job's
00:58:59sake.
00:59:02Aubrey,
00:59:03why are
00:59:04you
00:59:04waitressing?
00:59:05We're
00:59:05not
00:59:05really
00:59:05married.
00:59:06What
00:59:06I
00:59:06do
00:59:06is
00:59:06none
00:59:07of
00:59:07your
00:59:07business.
00:59:09Let's
00:59:11go.
00:59:11The
00:59:11advertisers
00:59:12are
00:59:12waiting.
00:59:15Keep
00:59:16an
00:59:16eye
00:59:16on
00:59:16her.
00:59:17Make
00:59:17sure
00:59:17nobody
00:59:18messes
00:59:18with
00:59:18her.
00:59:19I'm
00:59:19not
00:59:19her
00:59:19agent.
00:59:20But
00:59:20she's
00:59:20my
00:59:20wife,
00:59:21at least
00:59:21on
00:59:21paper.
00:59:22Okay
00:59:22guys,
00:59:23if
00:59:23you
00:59:23don't
00:59:23need
00:59:23anything
00:59:24else,
00:59:24I'm
00:59:25gonna
00:59:25head
00:59:25out
00:59:25and
00:59:25change
00:59:26shifts.
00:59:27Oh
00:59:27my
00:59:28God,
00:59:29my
00:59:29rain,
00:59:30it's
00:59:30gone.
00:59:31Since
00:59:32you're
00:59:32the
00:59:32only
00:59:33one
00:59:33serving
00:59:33us,
00:59:34I
00:59:34suspect
00:59:34you
00:59:35stole
00:59:35my
00:59:35rain.
00:59:36Just
00:59:36because
00:59:36you're
00:59:36a
00:59:37bitch
00:59:37doesn't
00:59:37mean
00:59:38everyone
00:59:38is.
00:59:39I
00:59:39wouldn't
00:59:39even
00:59:39want
00:59:40to
00:59:40touch
00:59:40the
00:59:41stuff
00:59:41you
00:59:41want,
00:59:42let alone
00:59:42steal it.
00:59:43Denial
00:59:44won't
00:59:44help.
00:59:46Let's
00:59:46arm you
00:59:47somewhere.
00:59:50See?
00:59:51This
00:59:52is
00:59:52proof.
00:59:56I'm
00:59:57gonna
00:59:57have you
00:59:58fired.
00:59:59No
00:59:59way,
01:00:00you're
01:00:00framing
01:00:00me on
01:00:00purpose.
01:00:06Got
01:00:07it.
01:00:07Get
01:00:08the
01:00:08restaurant
01:00:08owner
01:00:08over
01:00:09here
01:00:09for
01:00:09me.
01:00:13You
01:00:13and
01:00:13your
01:00:13husband
01:00:14are
01:00:14so
01:00:14sweet.
01:00:15You
01:00:15always
01:00:15remember
01:00:16to
01:00:16buy
01:00:16his
01:00:16favorite
01:00:17pizza.
01:00:18Sweet?
01:00:19We
01:00:19haven't
01:00:20gotten
01:00:20busy
01:00:20since
01:00:21Thanksgiving
01:00:22three
01:00:22years
01:00:23ago.
01:00:24Look
01:00:24at
01:00:25them.
01:00:25That's
01:00:26what
01:00:26we
01:00:26call
01:00:26sweet.
01:00:27I
01:00:27wish
01:00:27my
01:00:27hubby
01:00:27was
01:00:28like
01:00:28that.
01:00:30That's
01:00:31actually
01:00:31my
01:00:31husband.
01:00:32You
01:00:32jerk
01:00:32cheating
01:00:33on me
01:00:33behind
01:00:33my
01:00:33back.
01:00:34Aubrey,
01:00:35let
01:00:36me
01:00:36explain.
01:00:37Wait,
01:00:37wait,
01:00:38stop.
01:00:41All
01:00:42right,
01:00:44enough.
01:00:45Cut
01:00:45it
01:00:45out.
01:00:47I
01:00:47wouldn't
01:00:48have to
01:00:48be out
01:00:49here
01:00:49messing
01:00:49around
01:00:50if
01:00:51you
01:00:51didn't
01:00:52push
01:00:52me
01:00:52to
01:00:53do
01:00:53it.
01:00:53Look
01:00:54at
01:00:54yourself.
01:00:55Sloppy,
01:00:56rude,
01:00:58totally
01:00:58unfeminine.
01:01:00I
01:01:01want
01:01:01a
01:01:01divorce.
01:01:02Crazy
01:01:03lady.
01:01:06karma,
01:01:12get
01:01:12that
01:01:12scumbag.
01:01:13No
01:01:13need
01:01:13for
01:01:13karma,
01:01:14I
01:01:14can't
01:01:14handle
01:01:14this
01:01:14myself.
01:01:15Hand me
01:01:15the car
01:01:16key.
01:01:26Chris,
01:01:27Leo snuck the row
01:01:28you wanted.
01:01:28No
01:01:29way.
01:01:31Why him?
01:01:32I
01:01:32cannot
01:01:32understand that.
01:01:33He has fewer
01:01:34Instagram followers
01:01:35than me,
01:01:35and his last
01:01:36movie made
01:01:37only $100
01:01:37million.
01:01:38The director
01:01:38is looking
01:01:39for a guy
01:01:39who is totally
01:01:40devoted to his
01:01:41wife.
01:01:42Leo and his
01:01:42wife are Hollywood's
01:01:44poster couple
01:01:44for true love.
01:01:46But what about
01:01:46you?
01:01:47You're a
01:01:4840-year-old
01:01:48bachelor,
01:01:49known around
01:01:50town as a
01:01:51total playboy.
01:01:52What if
01:01:53I told
01:01:54everyone
01:01:54that I've
01:01:55actually been
01:01:56in love
01:01:56with one
01:01:57woman for
01:01:57all those
01:01:58years,
01:01:59but she's
01:01:59married,
01:02:00and all my
01:02:01wild dating
01:02:01was just
01:02:02to try
01:02:02and forget
01:02:02her?
01:02:03You think
01:02:03that would
01:02:04lend me
01:02:04the role?
01:02:04Sounds
01:02:05more like
01:02:05excuse
01:02:06to me.
01:02:07That's
01:02:08not good
01:02:08enough,
01:02:08huh?
01:02:09Alright,
01:02:10do I have
01:02:11to say
01:02:11she just
01:02:11got divorced
01:02:12and I'm
01:02:12rushing to
01:02:13marry her,
01:02:14vowing to
01:02:14never look
01:02:15at another
01:02:15supermodel
01:02:16again
01:02:16to prove
01:02:17I can
01:02:17be a
01:02:18committed
01:02:18guy?
01:02:19Now
01:02:19that's
01:02:19a story
01:02:20people
01:02:20might
01:02:21buy
01:02:21into.
01:02:22But
01:02:23the
01:02:23problem
01:02:23is
01:02:24you're
01:02:24just
01:02:24making
01:02:24this
01:02:25up
01:02:25on
01:02:25the
01:02:25spot.
01:02:26Alright.
01:02:29I wish
01:02:30a woman
01:02:30like that
01:02:31would just
01:02:31fall
01:02:31into
01:02:31my
01:02:32life
01:02:32for
01:02:32real.
01:02:36Damn it!
01:02:37Fuck.
01:02:44I'm
01:02:44so
01:02:44sorry.
01:02:45Are
01:02:45you
01:02:45nuts?
01:02:46Nuts?
01:02:49Is that
01:02:50all your
01:02:51men got?
01:02:51Yeah,
01:02:52I'm
01:02:52nuts.
01:02:52But
01:02:53you
01:02:53guys
01:02:53eat
01:02:54good
01:02:54cooked
01:02:54by
01:02:54nuts.
01:02:55Sleep
01:02:55with
01:02:55nuts.
01:02:56Have
01:02:56kids
01:02:56with
01:02:56nuts.
01:02:57You
01:02:57are
01:02:57the
01:02:57real
01:02:58nuts
01:02:58here.
01:02:59No
01:02:59offense,
01:03:00but I'm
01:03:00Chris
01:03:01Roberts.
01:03:02I
01:03:02only
01:03:02sleep
01:03:02with
01:03:03supermodels
01:03:03under
01:03:0425
01:03:04years
01:03:04old.
01:03:07Only
01:03:07supermodels.
01:03:11Screw
01:03:11you
01:03:15I
01:03:30sold the
01:03:31house.
01:03:31You've got till
01:03:32tonight to move out
01:03:33or your stuff will be thrown away.
01:03:35If you want to divorce me, fine. Go ahead.
01:03:41But how dare you sell our house without my consent? I'll sue you.
01:03:47Think you can afford a lawyer? Don't mess with me. I'll apply for a cutsafe or it's not.
01:03:53A jobless housewife like you won't stand a chance.
01:03:57Despicable!
01:03:58So, you divorced?
01:04:00It's none of your business!
01:04:02Marry me.
01:04:09Are you insane?
01:04:13My car's worth four million dollars.
01:04:16You want to talk about marriage
01:04:18or compensation?
01:04:22This way, ma'am.
01:04:27Watch your step, ma'am.
01:04:35Welcome, ma'am.
01:04:40Huh?
01:04:46Wow.
01:04:47So, it's your house at 5th Central Avenue.
01:04:50I've seen it in a magazine.
01:04:51So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?
01:05:09No.
01:05:10This is for Elizabeth, my dog.
01:05:12Yours is upstairs.
01:05:14Bigger and better.
01:05:15Forget that.
01:05:16Come sign the contract.
01:05:17Sign this, and you will be my wife.
01:05:24Sorry, what's your name again?
01:05:25Aubrey.
01:05:26Okay.
01:05:27Aubrey, listen to me.
01:05:29I love you for more than 10 years.
01:05:32I heard that you're divorced.
01:05:35So, I popped the question right away.
01:05:38What?
01:05:39Really?
01:05:40Are you kidding me?
01:05:42Aubrey, this marriage is just for show.
01:05:44I hope you won't catch real feelings for me.
01:05:48Relax.
01:05:49Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating.
01:05:52Great.
01:05:52That's amazing.
01:05:54Once I secure the role and back that Oscar,
01:05:57we'll part our ways smoothly.
01:06:01So, we stuck together until we win an Oscar?
01:06:05Might as well say,
01:06:07so that do us a part.
01:06:08Don't worry about that.
01:06:09I'm going to pay you an acting salary.
01:06:11The same as I do with my models and actors.
01:06:15You're Chris Roberts.
01:06:16Those actresses must earn a fortune.
01:06:19Considering our attitude,
01:06:20I'm going to go with minimum wage.
01:06:22Usually, they pay around 500 grand,
01:06:24and now, 150K.
01:06:26That's enough for you.
01:06:29Per year?
01:06:30Per month, of course.
01:06:31Per year?
01:06:32Per month, of course.
01:06:43Per month.
01:06:44So you have a son?
01:06:46Don't get me wrong.
01:06:47Just want to know more about my wife.
01:06:55Yeah.
01:06:56His name is Luke.
01:06:57He's nine.
01:06:58In summer camp, I'm aware of the divorce.
01:07:11Good lord, that looks calorie packed.
01:07:15First, it's not for you.
01:07:17Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories.
01:07:21Jeez, touchy.
01:07:23It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic.
01:07:27Keep that up.
01:07:28Another thing, clear your schedule for tomorrow.
01:07:31We're meeting the director.
01:07:33Already?
01:07:35This is your first time stepping out as my wife,
01:07:37and I really want you to take it seriously.
01:07:39You need to dress up nicely, alright?
01:07:41Because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife.
01:07:45Come on, this top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket.
01:07:49I'll solve this problem right now.
01:07:52Hey, Brad.
01:07:54Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
01:07:56Oh my god, I didn't expect this to be such a huge project.
01:08:04Luckily, I'm Hollywood stylish.
01:08:07Alright girls, let's get going.
01:08:10Right here.
01:08:12Are you okay, baby?
01:08:24Watch out.
01:08:24Please calm down.
01:08:25Can't you set up back here?
01:08:26Sit down.
01:08:27Get him out of here.
01:08:28Oh my god, are you okay, baby?
01:08:36Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
01:08:40She's my wife now, so yes, it's worth it.
01:08:43Baby Ro, I did my best today.
01:08:49Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day.
01:08:51How do I look?
01:09:08Wow.
01:09:09You're the most beautiful you have ever seen.
01:09:14Wow.
01:09:14You sure ain't sure of that ass.
01:09:16Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
01:09:20Julia,
01:09:22your acting skills surpassed mine.
01:09:24That's what handling a big story does to me.
01:09:27Let's go, girls.
01:09:28Thank you so much, guys.
01:09:30No problem, baby.
01:09:32Jeez.
01:09:33How did I not realize my backside has such potential?
01:09:37Just like Kardashians.
01:09:39Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
01:09:42God is fair.
01:09:45Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique,
01:09:47he gave you unbrittle confidence.
01:09:53Wow.
01:09:54You're totally gonna nail that role now.
01:09:56We look so perfect together.
01:09:58It's a match made in heaven.
01:10:00No, no, no.
01:10:12There's no spark between you two.
01:10:15You don't love your wife at all.
01:10:17I'm sorry that I can't give you this role.
01:10:19We haven't even started talking.
01:10:21You know the law talk is about feeling.
01:10:23I don't feel your love for her.
01:10:27He's crazy about me.
01:10:28The moment I was divorced, he swooped in with a helicopter proposal.
01:10:34I love you, baby.
01:10:36That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
01:10:44Come back to me.
01:10:45You'll learn to be a proper one.
01:10:49Jeez.
01:10:49Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director and not some charlatan?
01:10:54Yes.
01:10:55But he did catch you rolling your eyes at me.
01:10:57Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water and a steak?
01:11:00Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper bursting from one extra bite.
01:11:05You guessed right.
01:11:10Much better now.
01:11:11Can you eat quieter?
01:11:25You're disturbing my reading.
01:11:27You're married?
01:11:36What's up?
01:11:38What?
01:11:38Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
01:11:40Of course.
01:11:41I can cover your shift today.
01:11:44Where are you going?
01:11:45The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you.
01:11:49Aubrey, what are you doing here?
01:11:59You're not stalking me, are you?
01:12:01Listen, stop harassing me.
01:12:03Tiffany and I are engaged.
01:12:07Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm married too.
01:12:10It's not just you who found someone new.
01:12:12Jim!
01:12:13I told you she put up a friend about finding someone else.
01:12:19I do have a husband, and he's hotter, wealthier, and lasts longer in bed than you ever did.
01:12:25If he's so great, when's an old-timer like you still going here serving tapes?
01:12:31Come on, man.
01:12:32Don't just stand there.
01:12:33Serve us.
01:12:35I want hot tea.
01:12:37Jeez, you're trying to scald me?
01:12:59Are you satisfied now?
01:13:01That's better.
01:13:03Drink up, dear.
01:13:03Ouch.
01:13:06This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand.
01:13:11Check out my engagement ring from Mark.
01:13:13It's whopping two carats.
01:13:16I heard your wedding ring was...
01:13:18A freebie that came with some furniture shopping, wasn't it?
01:13:24Wow, good for you.
01:13:27And when you guys eventually split, you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure.
01:13:35Don't stoop their level.
01:13:37You, go and get the steaks ready in ten minutes, else I'll be reporting you.
01:13:42I said half an hour when you ordered.
01:13:45Then figure it out.
01:13:48Wait.
01:13:50Top off my water.
01:13:51Mary, you owe me a proper meal.
01:14:00I refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake.
01:14:06Aubrey?
01:14:07Why are you waitressing?
01:14:08We're not really married.
01:14:09What I do is none of your business.
01:14:14Let's go.
01:14:15The advertisers are waiting.
01:14:16Keep an eye on her.
01:14:20Make sure nobody messes with her.
01:14:22I'm not her agent.
01:14:23But she's my wife.
01:14:24At least on paper.
01:14:25Okay guys, if you don't need anything else, I'm gonna head out and change shifts.
01:14:30Oh my god.
01:14:32My ring.
01:14:33It's gone.
01:14:35Since you're the only one serving us, I suspect you stole my ring.
01:14:39Just because you're a bitch, doesn't mean everyone is.
01:14:42I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn, let alone steal it.
01:14:47Denial won't help.
01:14:49It's over you somewhere.
01:14:53See?
01:14:55This is proof.
01:14:59I'm gonna have you fired.
01:15:02No way!
01:15:03You're framing me on purpose!
01:15:10Got it.
01:15:11Get the restaurant owner over here for me.
01:15:32You're welcome.
01:15:32You're welcome.
01:15:33All right.
01:15:33Get the restaurant owner over here.
01:15:35Sure.
01:15:36I'm going to lept at all.
01:15:38You'reijk.
01:15:39Awfully let's hide.
01:15:41manually Toler kurt I'm yourself.
01:15:42I'll beck.
01:15:44You're infused.
01:15:45You essa?
01:15:49For a second one.
01:15:52Buy me.
01:15:54I'll be back.
01:15:55I'll be back.
01:15:57You're smashed.
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