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  • 7/24/2025
Anna saw a man curled up under the restaurant table when she was picking up a dropped fork. She turned to her boyfriend, Simon, confused. “Oh, that’s just Kevin. He helps me with things”, he replied. Anna was baffled but tried to keep her cool.
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00:00What? Did something happen?
00:17There was some men under our table.
00:19Oh, I know. That's Kevin.
00:23I know who's Kevin.
00:25Er, he helps me with dates.
00:27It's just not one of my strengths.
00:30Okay.
00:32And, um, what exactly does Kevin do?
00:38Well, do you remember our picnic in the park?
00:44Yeah.
00:44Or the movie's night?
00:45Yeah.
00:46Even tonight, restaurant?
00:49Kevin organized all that.
00:52Oh.
00:52Okay, okay, so Kevin just picked up the locations where we'd meet, yeah?
00:58Not just that.
01:00He also handled with the flowers and gifts.
01:05It's just, um, it's just weird.
01:13That's it?
01:14That's all that Kevin did, right?
01:16Yeah, he also handled the texting part.
01:19What? What? The texting?
01:24I sent you the picture. I sent you the picture in this women's suit.
01:28Yeah.
01:31Okay, that is insane.
01:34Come on. It was all perfect, wasn't it?
01:38Didn't you enjoy our kissing?
01:40No, no, no.
01:45Don't tell me that he was doing the kissing as well.
01:49Of course.
01:51Why do you think I asked you to close your eyes?
01:55He's way more experienced in that department.
02:06that is madness you are the perverted freak you know what screw you and your
02:23Kevin I knew I knew you wouldn't understand Kevin you know what to do
02:36Kevin sit sit down
02:53Anna I'm sorry this is not going to work out you are too emotional and too
03:04intense for me your mood is too unstable you could freak out over nothing that's that's not
03:11something I'm looking for okay no no no no no no need to say anything else let's just part as
03:17as friends I will miss you
03:22darling happy birthday
03:38an exercise bike
03:44or I don't like bikes I think you should
03:49you'd be riding 30 miles a day how many 30 miles a day so you can fit into your wedding dress again
03:57Nick we've been married for 10 years of course I'm not the same Betty
04:08that's the problem honey that's the problem
04:14do you actually enjoy it I hate it so why do you do it I need to lose one and a half pounds
04:31no no I don't get you girl I'm either gonna get in shape or Nick is going to dump me
04:41okay
04:43we haven't been intimate for six months
04:47oh
04:49I'm sorry but
04:53how does one and a half pounds prevent you from making love
04:57because I don't meet Nick's standards anymore
05:01oh
05:01all right um
05:05listen Betty
05:07love shouldn't have any standards
05:09the rest is a pure manipulation
05:11it's easy for you to say it
05:13you're doing fine down there
05:15because I work out for myself
05:16wait
05:19I know what you need
05:21what is that
05:22wear your favorite dress
05:24put on some makeup
05:26and
05:27do a little bit of dancing in the bar
05:29no no no no no
05:30I haven't been out for years
05:32especially without me
05:33that's the whole point
05:34go have a drink
05:36flirt with some guys
05:38you need to feel like a woman again
05:41you know you're right
05:46yes
05:47and I wear the
05:48the green one
05:50yes
05:51no
05:51the blue one
05:53you go girl
05:54hey I'll take the charger okay
05:57yeah
05:57I'll give it back
05:59hi babe
06:08I've cleared an union for us
06:11yeah
06:13see ya
06:15hello lady
06:31I'm sorry
06:32are you on tonight
06:33yes I'm alone
06:38I'm all alone
06:39would you like to chat me
06:42no I'll take the free chair
06:43thank you
06:45do you think this is funny
06:56oh I
06:58I'm sorry
06:58no it's not funny
07:00mocking me because no one wants to keep me company
07:02no no no no
07:03you're incredible woman
07:06is just that this guy
07:08what
07:10he's coach at my gym
07:13and I know for a fact
07:14he's gay
07:15he is
07:17yeah
07:17oh my god
07:19I'm sorry
07:24I'm sorry
07:27cheers
07:28cheers
07:28you are so funny
07:36eh
07:36you're brilliant baby
07:39I'm sorry
07:46I can't
07:46oh
07:48I guess I
07:52jumped the gun
07:54and what
07:54no no no
07:56it's just
07:57that I have a husband
07:59so
08:03why were you looking for company tonight
08:05we're having some problems
08:07to be honest
08:13my husband doesn't like me
08:15Ben he definitely got a problem
08:19anyway
08:20accept yourself for who you are
08:23you're gorgeous
08:24thank you
08:31but I'm not letting you go without one more drink
08:34let's go
08:36hi honey
08:42honey
08:44it's 11pm
08:45where the hell have you been
08:46I went to a bar
08:48and there was the most beautiful woman there
08:52who told you that
08:54trust me
08:55the guys who are checking me out
08:57all night
08:58it's ridiculous Betty
09:01drunken man in a bar
09:03will hit on a hippo as well
09:04so why don't you hit on me
09:09or do I have to do it myself
09:12okay
09:13you know why
09:16Nick
09:18we haven't done anything for six months
09:2230 miles
09:25in a
09:26rubber
09:28sorry miles
09:42a big jerk
09:43you'll see
09:45wait
09:47it was 20 miles less last morning
09:51morning we come
09:52hi
09:53not bad honey
09:54honey
09:58honey did you work out on this
10:00why would I
10:01I go to the gym already
10:03oh hi
10:15hi
10:16give me please my chat
10:18yeah sure
10:18but please hold on
10:20because my legs are so sore
10:21so it will take some time
10:23but it's right there
10:24I'll be right back
10:24oh Cindy why are you limping
10:35oh it's nothing
10:37just a cramping after the workout
10:39here
10:39did you ride 20 miles yesterday
10:42whoa
10:44what are you talking about
10:46I've got some extra mileage on my exercise bike
10:49and yesterday someone sent me to a bar
10:51can you explain me Cindy
10:54oh no
10:55what
10:55buddy
10:56no no no no
10:57me and Nick
10:59no
11:00this is just so unreal
11:02why is that
11:03I didn't want to tell you
11:12but
11:12yesterday
11:14I saw your husband in the gym
11:16with someone
11:21you two need to talk
11:26don't worry
11:28I'll tell him everything
11:29what I think
11:30I am home
11:38Mary
11:46Mary what's up
11:48who is she
11:49what are you talking about
11:53I know you're cheering on me
11:54with who
11:55please Betty
11:55calm down
11:56you made me work my back off
12:00on that damn bike
12:01so show me
12:03that perfect girl
12:04it's really not about you
12:10it's about me
12:12you all say that
12:14it's really about me
12:15and unfortunately
12:17and unfortunately I realized it too late
12:18what
12:22listen to me
12:23please
12:27you know
12:35I always had doubts that
12:38something was wrong
12:40I haven't decided about it
12:43but
12:43I was afraid
12:44to admit the problem
12:45I cheated once
12:47by accident
12:48and everything
12:50fell into place
12:51what place
12:54then I thought that
12:55it was all because of you
12:58I just wanted a perfect body
13:00because my lover
13:01you should have seen his legs
13:07the truth is
13:10I don't want a perfect body
13:13I want a man's body
13:19let's make sure
13:36your mom only comes
13:37during the holidays
13:38you did it like herself
13:40did you
13:41no
13:42I don't want a man's body
13:43I don't want a man's body
13:44I don't want a man's body
13:45I don't want a man's body
13:46I don't want a man's body
13:47I don't want a man's body
13:48I don't want a man's body
13:49I don't want a man's body
13:50I don't want a man's body
13:51I don't want a man's body
13:52I don't want a man's body
13:53I don't want a man's body
13:54I don't want a man's body
13:55I don't want a man's body
13:56I don't want a man's body
13:57I don't want a man's body
13:58I don't want a man's body
13:59I don't want a man's body
14:00I don't want a man's body
14:01I don't want a man's body
14:02I don't want a man's body
14:03I don't want a man's body
14:04You

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