I showed up, looking too good to be ignored. He was all charm—until I said one unexpected thing that changed the whole vibe. You won’t believe his reaction. Over pasta and wine, we were vibing hard. Then he asked, "So, what do you do?" I said, "I entertain. Online. In lingerie." He blinked. Twice. Then whispered, “Wait… I think I’ve seen you before.” Reader, he had. On his secret Twitter account. 💅
