Read in the description.

This guy comes into my room and just stares. No chat. No tips. Just… watching.

Then finally he types:

“You’re way too pretty to be real. I bet you’re AI.”

I’m like, LOL okay, I’ve heard worse.
So I joke back:

“01001011 — does not compute 💅”

And he goes:

“SEE?! That’s robot talk.”

I laugh so hard I snort. He tips me for the snort.
Then leaves with:

“If you’re AI, you’re the best glitch I’ve ever seen.”

Okay, sir. Be delusional respectfully. 🤖✨