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00:00:00The End
00:00:30The End
00:01:00Now listen, you're kind of new in this neighborhood, so I'm going to wise you up.
00:01:15I'm Muggs McGinnis, the leader of this gang.
00:01:17Now if you want to take any of the boys out, you've got to have them in by 3 o'clock in the afternoon.
00:01:21And no smoking, drinking or hopscotch, because we're all in training.
00:01:24Now I'm going to introduce you to the fellas in their physical order.
00:01:27This is Danny, my left-hand man.
00:01:29How do you do?
00:01:31This is Glimpy, my right-hand man.
00:01:32Hello, Matilda.
00:01:34Pee-wee, my yes man.
00:01:35Hiya.
00:01:36And Skinny, my no man.
00:01:38Hi.
00:01:39And last but not least is Scrueno.
00:01:41He's our blackout warden.
00:01:43Now you met them all and you can do any if you...
00:01:45Hey!
00:01:46Hey, you kids, get out of here.
00:01:49Hey, plan trouble.
00:01:50See you later.
00:01:51Oh, wait.
00:01:52Take that sticker here and take it.
00:01:54Feed them easy.
00:01:54I don't know.
00:01:59Now I wonder how that could have happened.
00:02:01I don't know, but they can't blame us for it.
00:02:03But we was here.
00:02:04That's circumstantial evidence.
00:02:06Well, let's dig.
00:02:07All right.
00:02:07Let's get out of here.
00:02:08Who, too?
00:02:09Hey, stop.
00:02:12Come on, pop.
00:02:13Right here, Anita.
00:02:17Hey.
00:02:17Uh-oh.
00:02:22What do we do now?
00:02:23Sing, mommy.
00:02:24That'll stop us.
00:02:27We're going.
00:02:34Time to go.
00:02:39Now take it easy, mother.
00:02:41Don't aggravate your room with piercing.
00:02:42Oh, good morning, officer.
00:02:44What's new?
00:02:45Next on that.
00:02:46What's your hurry?
00:02:46We was just getting our exercise, taking our girls for a walk.
00:02:49I was just taking my mother to the races.
00:02:50Why did you break that window?
00:02:51Up, up, up, window.
00:02:53Quiet, mother.
00:02:54Then why were you running?
00:02:56We always get blamed, so we run.
00:02:58There ain't no law against running, unless you're a politician.
00:03:01You kids are always doing something.
00:03:02If it ain't one thing, it's another.
00:03:04You're just a bunch of hoodlums.
00:03:06Is that a nice way to talk in front of a poor, discreptic lady?
00:03:10Don't let it get you, Clarice.
00:03:11Coppers ain't got no manners.
00:03:12I got a good mind to have your badge confiscated.
00:03:15Come on, wise guy.
00:03:16You ought to hit that stuff on.
00:03:17Come on.
00:03:18Hey, officer.
00:03:19Hey, officer.
00:03:20Would you unhook me?
00:03:23Ah.
00:03:23Come on.
00:03:27Come on, let's go.
00:03:28You can't arrest us without a corpus delicious.
00:03:30What do my lawyer has about this?
00:03:31There's going to be a big shake-up around here.
00:03:33Yeah, my ghost is going to haunt you guys.
00:03:36You mean we got to walk?
00:03:37Where's the patrol way?
00:03:38Yeah, like that.
00:03:39All right, Baker.
00:03:40Which one of these boys broke your window?
00:03:42They didn't break it.
00:03:43I broke it myself.
00:03:45Every time I get in there, I break something.
00:03:47Ain't I the clumsiest thing?
00:03:48Huh?
00:03:49Ain't that too bad.
00:03:50Now you don't get your promotion.
00:03:52What did you guys think of something else to do besides make us miserable?
00:03:55Sabotage.
00:03:56What chance has a little guy got against a corporation?
00:04:00Hey, there goes our taxi.
00:04:01Okay, if you four guys are excuses...
00:04:03Who punched you up?
00:04:04Hurry up!
00:04:08Come on, Colonel!
00:04:11I couldn't let no bastard this truck was full of watermelons!
00:04:14We'll be picking watermelons for the next five years if you don't hurry up!
00:04:17Hey, if you hurry up, we'll give you a million dollars!
00:04:22Hey, you kids, get off the truck!
00:04:24Save it for the finance company!
00:04:26Who's hiding your old bus?
00:04:27If you don't get off, I'll brain you!
00:04:29Ah, shut up!
00:04:30The pedestrian has a right of way!
00:04:32It looks like he owes his thing!
00:04:33Hey, don't go so fast!
00:04:35I got a nervous stomach!
00:04:47Come on, get off that truck, will you?
00:04:50What a terrible taxi!
00:04:51No radio!
00:04:53Listen, come on, get off of here!
00:04:54Hey, shorty, will you back up about two blocks?
00:04:56You're past my office!
00:04:57Yeah, I'm good!
00:04:58What are you talking about?
00:04:59Get out of here!
00:05:00Yeah, come on, here, here, come on, get it!
00:05:03Yeah, let them dogs alone!
00:05:05I've been running, man!
00:05:06I'm gonna run some motion, all right?
00:05:08Now!
00:05:11Hey, Bell!
00:05:19Hiya, Danny!
00:05:20Remember me?
00:05:20I'm your brother!
00:05:21What are you doing down here?
00:05:22This letter came for you, so I brought it down.
00:05:23Thanks.
00:05:25It's from the government.
00:05:25My grandfather got a letter from the government once.
00:05:27What was it, an invitation to Sing Sing?
00:05:29Alcatraz.
00:05:33Well, kid, looks like your brother's in the army.
00:05:35Oh, that's swell, Bill.
00:05:37Private Bill Collins reporting.
00:05:39Come on in!
00:05:39Hey!
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00:05:52Hey, what's that?
00:05:53That's a siren on Blackwell's Island.
00:05:55Somebody busted loose.
00:05:56It's most likely a false alarm.
00:05:58Let's take a look.
00:05:59I'll see you later, Bill.
00:06:00I'll see you later.
00:06:01Come on.
00:06:10Hey!
00:06:10Hey, what do you see?
00:06:11Seagulls.
00:06:12Hey!
00:06:13Oh, hi, guys.
00:06:13You got any clues?
00:06:14No, you guys got any?
00:06:15No, I think it's a false alarm, just like Bill said.
00:06:17Boy, if I could nab this convict, I'd graduate from my detective correspondence course with honors.
00:06:22It's better to graduate with good marks.
00:06:24Hey!
00:06:25Here's a guilty-looking personality.
00:06:27Let's go over and get a confession.
00:06:29But don't break no bones.
00:06:30Come on.
00:06:33Hey, you the guy that escaped from the island?
00:06:35Hey, go on.
00:06:36Beat it.
00:06:37Scram, you guys.
00:06:38Sa shofar!
00:06:39Hiya!
00:06:40Hiya!
00:06:41How you been?
00:06:42Hey, go on.
00:06:43Get away from here, will ya?
00:06:44Ah, get out top.
00:06:45The streets are free.
00:06:46Sure.
00:06:47We're private detectives.
00:06:48We're from the Barnes Agency.
00:06:49Ever hear my uncle?
00:06:50Third degree Barnes.
00:06:51Well, you must have heard of Charlie Chan.
00:06:53This is a stable mate, Charlie Horse.
00:06:54Hi, Charlie.
00:06:55Hiya, Horse.
00:06:56Take his picture and send it to the funny paper.
00:06:58I got a better idea.
00:06:59I'll send it to Ripley.
00:07:00I bet he won't believe it.
00:07:01Yes, he will.
00:07:02Hey, give me that camera!
00:07:03Give me that!
00:07:04Get out of here, man.
00:07:05What are you looking for?
00:07:06A match?
00:07:07I got a match right here.
00:07:08Don't go away.
00:07:09I'm not going no place here.
00:07:10Here's a match.
00:07:11You got a match, haven't you?
00:07:12Hey!
00:07:13He's got a match!
00:07:14Don't shoot!
00:07:15That ain't a rod.
00:07:16That's a gun.
00:07:17Is it loaded?
00:07:18Sure it's loaded.
00:07:19Give me that!
00:07:20You want to get hurt?
00:07:21Hey!
00:07:22The cops!
00:07:23Looks cramped!
00:07:24Hey, where you going?
00:07:25I don't think he likes cops.
00:07:26Hey, listen.
00:07:27Make sure you're working here.
00:07:28See?
00:07:29Do something.
00:07:30Jump on that truck.
00:07:31Move those barrels.
00:07:32From the bottom.
00:07:33Come on, fellas.
00:07:34Get them up here.
00:07:35Come on.
00:07:36Right here.
00:07:37Great.
00:07:38All right, let's look there, boys.
00:07:39Hey!
00:07:40What are you kids doing in that truck?
00:07:41Eh, we're just upright citizens trying to make an honest dollar.
00:07:43After all, we've got wives and babies to support.
00:07:44Cut out the wisecracks.
00:07:45I've seen you kids before, haven't I?
00:07:46Maybe it was at the races.
00:07:47Or was it Pam Beach?
00:07:48It was juvenile court.
00:07:49Don't tell me you were in trouble, officer.
00:07:50Get down out of there.
00:07:51Marty can't blame a guy for trying to fill up a social security fund.
00:07:53What are you kids doing in that truck?
00:07:55Eh, we're just upright citizens trying to make an honest dollar.
00:07:57After all, we've got wives and babies to support.
00:07:58Cut out the wisecracks.
00:07:59I've seen you kids before, haven't I?
00:08:00Maybe it was at the races.
00:08:01Or was it Pam Beach?
00:08:02It was juvenile court.
00:08:03Don't tell me you were in trouble, officer.
00:08:04Get down out of there.
00:08:05Marty can't blame a guy for trying to fill up a social security fund.
00:08:06Oh, you don't wanna mooch on a city like you.
00:08:07Let me see your driver's license.
00:08:08Driver's license, I know.
00:08:09You just wanna prove that you can read.
00:08:10There you are.
00:08:11On the other side's a very nice picture of my aunt Sue.
00:08:28Skinny old thing, isn't she?
00:08:29Is there anything else I can do for you, officer?
00:08:31No, Mr. Wiseguy.
00:08:32I've been waiting for you.
00:08:33I haven't been waiting for you, officer.
00:08:34officer no mr wise guy well are you sure you wouldn't want to search the truck look at one
00:08:38of the bowels and see if that lug from blackwell's allen ain't one of them yeah maybe he's learning
00:08:42to swim in wine that's what i call wasting the taxpayers money goodbye now i'm glad you're going
00:08:58heads up money in the making oh that'll be a pleasant change being broke is getting monotonous
00:09:13all right luke yeah make it snappy
00:09:18hey how about a little help from the all american longshoremen's association
00:09:22that's a good man here go on scram hey navvy you're looking for the guy that's driving that
00:09:26truck yeah did you see him he left when the cops came cops sure by the way he took off you think
00:09:32he was the guy that escaped from blackwell's island he had a rod hey have you ever been
00:09:35fingerprinted go on beat it i don't know but it looks to me like you'll need a little help with
00:09:40that barrel a little lodge for you isn't it sure i come from a long line of wine barons he means
00:09:44barrels okay okay help me get this on the truck don't injure yourself all right all right boys don't
00:10:05hey hey grab it oh you give up come on give me a hand will you all right boys give me a hand
00:10:10you just didn't appreciate how useless we was thanks hey wait a minute hey how about a little
00:10:22gratuity here come on six pieces all right that's a little better but two bits we've been laboring
00:10:33under delusions you ain't you hey you gonna wait for your change can you spare it spendthrift
00:10:38two bits two bits hmm hey that's two packs of cigarettes hey hey mark what if we do find
00:10:57this luke manning's body what do we do with it throw it back to the fish yeah hey where's glimpy he
00:11:02can't swim i don't know he was around a minute ago oh gosh what if he's drawn who's going to tell
00:11:07his mother well he's an orpheum orpheum that's the name of a theater
00:11:11what's the matter hey fellas look get an education oh my god oh my god oh my god oh
00:11:17oh yeah oh hey you what do you think you're doing with me officer i'm just getting
00:11:37a bit of a suntan that's all where are your pals oh i don't know where they are are all these your
00:11:42clothes yes sir seven changes one for every day in the week
00:11:51hey you kids come on out well what's eating you come on down to water's bank but surrounding
00:11:58i don't want any trouble from you kids here you better hop on up here yeah we're coming
00:12:07what do you want what's the trouble well you're going for a ride
00:12:12go for a ride stop me on the sunny side will you you're going to headquarters get on your clothes
00:12:20so you'll be leaving for the army soon eh bill yeah i'll take it to my physical next week
00:12:26sorry to see you leave bill what are you going to do about that kid brother of you that's what i wanted
00:12:31to talk to you about mr mullins sure what's on your mind well with my gun in the army danny's going to be on
00:12:37his own but i don't want him running around the streets i know what that leads to juvenile court
00:12:41and reform school i saw enough of that kind of stuff when i was at the wilton school for boys yeah
00:12:46so you once told me say bill why did you quit that job i don't like the way they handled kids that's
00:12:52why i've always done everything i could for danny so as he wouldn't have to see the inside of that or
00:12:55any reform school and you've done a good job of it son thanks the only thing that'll help danny's a
00:13:01real job now i was wondering if you could if i could put him to work huh yeah that's right mr mullins
00:13:06why he's a big strong kid he could do this job easy we'll bring him around this afternoon i'll
00:13:10see what i can do oh that's swell boys you won't be sorry hey bill bill the cops are arresting danny
00:13:16and the gang arresting danny yeah where is he over there let's go get away from this bad house will
00:13:22you it's private and i think you're framing us go on scram you got please come on get your clothes on
00:13:29i'm gonna get the d.a i'm gonna get the d.a's brother there what's wrong officer who are you i'm this kid's
00:13:34brother well they stole the truck from mccary street and there's no mistake about it because
00:13:39they caught him red-handed stole a truck look mr wise guy maybe you'll deny you weren't in the front
00:13:45seat of that truck yeah battery's dead and maybe you'll say that you didn't tell me that you were
00:13:50working with the company oh you gotta tell a little white lie once in a while danny is this true yeah
00:13:55but we was only kidding you were were you well this warrant isn't a joke so come along peace okay but
00:14:02you'll be sorry you humiliated me in front of my friends you know life
00:14:06there's one of you
00:14:10all right
00:14:16all right
00:14:46dormitory three workhouse oh that means i do what boss you'll find out and don't call me boss
00:14:56address me as mister okay mr boss ethelbert mcginnis ethelbert mcginnis ethelbert mcginnis
00:15:06ethelbert can you imagine a guy with a moniker like that which one of you was ethelbert mcginnis we got a
00:15:12mcginnis but no ethelbert oh yes you have now which one of you is it oh
00:15:20what a terrible ding
00:15:30uh um ethelbert you oh i'm completely disillusioned so you're ethelbert mcginnis
00:15:42it's kind of a name you know it's been in the family for a long time that you might call it a
00:15:47skeleton in a family closet it would make me very happy if we just kind of left it there and forgot
00:15:52about it all right ethelbert
00:15:56i wouldn't use that name if i was you
00:15:59it's because my father made a mistake i mean you have to do the same thing
00:16:02oh a little wise guy eh wise guy that's it call me mr wise guy all right now mr wise guy what kind
00:16:14of work have you ever done work yeah work yeah yeah work i'm not familiar with the word oh well we'll fix
00:16:22that i was uh afraid you would come in
00:16:32can i do something for you why yes my name is bill collins danny collins is my brother collins
00:16:39collins collins oh yes the wine truck case they were just admitted
00:16:43that's right you think i could see danny i'll see won't you come this way please
00:16:58say this place looks much better then you've been here before yeah i was a god for a year and a
00:17:04half how interesting sure if you like to see kids kicked around and starved oh but you really don't
00:17:10know wilton lady i know plenty that isn't good about this place things have changed as you've
00:17:16already noticed we're here to help the boys not to hurt them sorry if i blew up miss but i learned
00:17:23to hate the wilson reformatory i understand
00:17:26all right that's all so jed mill is still a god here yeah things have changed all right what are you
00:17:44trying to do miss sold me a bill of goods daniel collins yes sir maybe you remember my brother he used to
00:17:51work here is that so you must be bill collins his brother that's me hoodlums must run in your family
00:17:59who do you think you're calling names all right i apologize
00:18:11take it easy you just a moment now what's the trouble here what's the trouble miller be careful of
00:18:15him mr barnes he's lied to attack you the way he did me i know his name is bill collins he's that
00:18:23hoodlums brother mr barnes i can explain mr collins once worked here he was never mind explaining lady
00:18:30i can do that i didn't come here to start a rumpus but i don't like to see any kid get smacked around
00:18:34ah smacking around is too good for him that's entirely unnecessary miller and as long as i'm superintendent
00:18:41of this institution no boy is to be struck well you got to make him respect authority don't you
00:18:46there are even limitations to authority i hope i make myself clear yes sir mr collins miss
00:18:52mitchell would you please come with me don't worry kid here's the guy that's gonna be all right yeah
00:19:00maybe things won't be so bad after all i won't forget this scenario and neither will you all right
00:19:08my memory ain't so bad either mr collins jim barnes is my name how do you do and mitchell is mine
00:19:14mr collins i'm afraid you never knew it but your testimony and your written resignation was
00:19:19indirectly responsible for a new order here at wilton no i didn't know that i guess i was in too much
00:19:24of a hurry to get away well how would you like to take a look around the place now i'd like it very
00:19:29much i'm sure miss mitchell here wouldn't object to being your guide would you ann i'd be delighted
00:19:34gee thanks a lot we'll begin you didn't have one of those when i was here i told you things have
00:19:38changed bye bye you know if i wasn't going in the army i wouldn't mind getting my old job back
00:19:47i'm sure mr barnes would like to have you in fact i wouldn't even mind getting sent to reform school
00:19:52that is if the uh other half is anything like you there's always the guard house in the army say that
00:19:58gives me an idea i'm taking my physical tomorrow and i need some more weight if i expect to make the
00:20:02great now how's it about you helping me to put on a few pounds by having dinner with me tonight
00:20:09huh oh please for uncle sam
00:20:14all right but remember it's only for uncle sam the army will never forget this
00:20:18if a man is willing say yes if he's unwilling say yes anyway waiter bring some more fortune cakes
00:20:38i want to find out what happens to a bachelor who is willing don't mind him too much chop suey
00:20:43it's gone to his hands it's not the only thing that's gone on my head it's been so much fun
00:20:48fattening you up for your physical i heard someplace that the easiest way to a man's heart is through his
00:20:53stomach should i take up cooking
00:20:56one for the book okay let's get going hey stupid hey call me for us all i told you to lay off that
00:21:11burger to drive i've not not drinking any budget just a bromo seltzer that's all i see you see never
00:21:19mind now get this straight give me 10 minutes see and keep the motor going okay
00:21:29be ready if i need you and remember what i said about the bourbon
00:21:34no i wouldn't drink
00:21:49i don't know when i've laughed so much i never knew the wilton reformatory could give me anything
00:22:03to laugh about i'm glad bill maybe your fortune's changing it is you know i can even look into the
00:22:09future of private bill collins i never cared very much what was going to happen to him after national
00:22:14defense but i do now i like your private collins i like your brother danny too danny's a good kid
00:22:23in fact if there were 10 of you collins boys i'm afraid i'd like every one of you now you're the one
00:22:27who's fickle i have a weakness for uniforms good night bill thanks for a lovely evening oh good night ann
00:22:44so
00:22:52and
00:22:54so
00:23:05so
00:23:39Do as I say or you're a dead pigeon.
00:23:46Police! Help! Help!
00:23:51Murder! Police! Watch out!
00:23:53Mr. Tynan has been murdered!
00:23:55There they go! There they go! Catch them!
00:23:58Follow that car!
00:24:07Take this thing out of low gear.
00:24:09Stop on it, buddy, or I'll let you have it.
00:24:23Take this thing out of the car.
00:24:25Take this thing out of the car!
00:24:28Come on!
00:24:31Come on!
00:24:32Take this thing out of the car!
00:24:35and that's how it happened i had already taken this mitchell home i was out of cigarettes so
00:24:55i stopped to buy some you are not out this half-filled package of cigarettes is found
00:25:00in your car explain that i don't know anything about it it wasn't mine besides i don't open my
00:25:07package that way that don't cut no ice green the drug clerk positively identifies you as one of the
00:25:14bandits i didn't do it my words as good as his collins it's pretty simple what you did you went
00:25:22ahead of your pals to see if the coast was clear you bought a package of cigarettes for a stall
00:25:26then you stood guard at the door while the other shot and killed the drug clerk i did not i didn't
00:25:31do it it's not true come on collins now who are your pals now you're not going to let them go free
00:25:35and you take this rap alone don't be a fool give us a lead and i'll see you get off easy i promise
00:25:42bill are you all right yeah why don't you question him when he's not ill lady this is murder but can't
00:25:50you see that he's weak come on collins now the fact remains you were driving the car in which one of
00:25:55the bandits made his getaway what else could i do with a gun in my back do you think a man about
00:26:01to go in the army would commit a murder why he was to take his physical today lady if you're trying
00:26:06to use uncle sam as an alibi save your breath facts are facts i'm not trying to use uncle sam for
00:26:11an alibi oh this is all crazy i'm innocent i tell you if you can prove that collins you haven't anything
00:26:17to worry about how do you like this who ever thought i'd become a chambermaid to a bunch of
00:26:26chickens i always did want to be interior decorator what a beautiful piece of muslin
00:26:31oh it's just been imported it's got a regular english droop to it yeah that really looks good but that
00:26:36chest is too full yes yes about two and a half inches for the chair what are you doing to my
00:26:40zone what's the matter with you oh those shoulders droop oh yes about five and a half inches right there
00:26:45there we'll make it round oh look at that seat it's all wrong oh look at that seat it's all wrong
00:26:54one more mark on this suit and i'll kick your back fence in see that you lacks the appreciation
00:26:59for the finer things in life why it's a man's physical appearance that means everything in the end
00:27:04if you don't dig mighty quick your physical appearance is going to change oh it will go
00:27:08all right all right physical of hey by the way wasn't your brother supposed to take his physical
00:27:17today yeah i wonder how he came out hey look what i found that chicken's nest the name you're quite a
00:27:23discoverer you should be with columbus he's dead that's what i said what did you expect to find in
00:27:27that chicken nest crow cats hey i wonder if there's a chicken in here let me see and i'll tell you that'll
00:27:32take a little scientific research a chicken why there's quintuplets in there yeah let me see how
00:27:40do you do it hold it up to the sun and put it right on your eye right up there like that that's what
00:27:45are you a wise guy or something mr wise guy remember yeah go get yourself a union card oh what's the
00:27:51pain what's the matter with you you've ever heard of michelangelo he started off painting chicken coops
00:27:56who's he him why he was a portrait painter used to paint men and women
00:28:01ah that's nothing i got an uncle louie he did the exact same thing last year at the beach
00:28:04he painted men on one door and women on the other let him have it oh hey buzzer
00:28:10well look who's here hiya gang hi peewee well you've been around we ain't seen you i've been
00:28:16working in the office sort of an office boy not bad huh if that's the case you ought to be able to
00:28:20find out something i want to know what do you mean who's running this emporium i don't get you oh you
00:28:26know there's always a couple of guys that deal the cards around oh they got a couple like that here
00:28:30what's their names rice pudding charlie and chalky jones but they've been here a long time that's
00:28:36fine i'll have to meet those two boys yeah you won't have to meet them they'll look you up oh they
00:28:41will well that's very belligerent so that's the new gang that moved in huh well there's nothing like
00:28:50getting acquainted yeah things are kind of dead around her since barnes took over i hear that chalky
00:28:55jones and rice pudding charlie had things pretty much themselves under the old superintendent yeah
00:29:00but they only got one connection now who that god miller miller huh here's a guy who should get
00:29:05himself a new job breaking in guillotine yeah but chalky and charlie are in strongwood they cutting up
00:29:10anything yeah they work in a commissary that sounds like a soft touch to me best job in here
00:29:16i told you they'd look you up
00:29:26faces don't look so good to me let's do some surgery bring the plastic boys
00:29:35i'll be right with you fellas but i remember i got to get these eggs and i don't mean scrambled either
00:29:46you let's get these eggs and a boy
00:29:50oh wow deliver me from temptation
00:29:52yeah
00:29:56which one of you guys is named ethel boy yeah me so what
00:30:03i heard you couldn't fight your way out of a beauty parlor
00:30:07you ought to try fighting your way into one and get that kiss a thing
00:30:14funny
00:30:16Who goes by the name of Collins here?
00:30:18I do. What's it to you?
00:30:20I got a little present for you.
00:30:23You the new paper boy, huh?
00:30:25Read him in wheat, kid.
00:30:41That was very considerate of you.
00:30:43You really owe me something now, don't you?
00:30:45Then you're gonna get it.
00:30:48Hey!
00:30:49Hold on, boys.
00:30:51Let go of me, you rats.
00:30:52I'm mighty when I get out of here.
00:30:53Oh, fellas, you got some in his eye.
00:30:56That's not very nice,
00:30:58and you got it all over his nose and mouth.
00:31:01I don't think that's the least bit nice.
00:31:04I don't think so.
00:31:06Now, if you put a little like that...
00:31:08Oh, don't let it trip down there.
00:31:11God!
00:31:12God!
00:31:14God!
00:31:15Go on, huh?
00:31:16Go on, huh?
00:31:17You want to put something like that?
00:31:18I'll fix you.
00:31:19Get him out of here.
00:31:20Honey boy, I'm giving you the brush.
00:31:22I'm not taking it out of here.
00:31:24Get her.
00:31:25Get out.
00:31:30Oh, is that murder?
00:31:31Ah!
00:31:32Ah!
00:31:33The funniest thing I've ever seen.
00:31:34Ah!
00:31:35Oh!
00:31:37Oh!
00:31:54Hello, Ann.
00:31:55You see Collins?
00:32:00Yes.
00:32:01Anything new?
00:32:02They were pounding and pounding at him.
00:32:05Poor boy, he was so ill.
00:32:08Mr. Barnes, isn't there something we can do?
00:32:11His record here.
00:32:12Something should prove that he's innocent.
00:32:15I suppose it's because of Danny that I feel this way.
00:32:19He and his brother are so close.
00:32:21I understand, Ann.
00:32:22However, I am quite sure the court will prove his innocence.
00:32:27In the meantime, there's Danny.
00:32:29We've got to break it to him somehow.
00:32:31Let me explain. Please, Mr. Barnes.
00:32:34All right, Ann, you do it.
00:32:36I'll do it now.
00:32:46Wait a minute. Sit down, Danny.
00:32:48I've got things to do.
00:32:52You were planning on leaving, weren't you?
00:32:55Yes, I was.
00:32:56I've got to get out of here.
00:32:58The cop has got my brother, Bill.
00:33:00I know, Danny.
00:33:01I was just going to tell you about it.
00:33:04He wouldn't kill nobody.
00:33:06He's a swell guy.
00:33:07Of course he is, Danny.
00:33:09And he'll be all right.
00:33:11I know it.
00:33:13Now with them coppers, he won't.
00:33:15I've got to do something to help him.
00:33:17But can't you see?
00:33:19There isn't anything you can do.
00:33:20You won't be helping Bill by breaking out of here.
00:33:23I'm his brother.
00:33:24I know him better than anybody does.
00:33:27They can't make him take the rap for something he didn't do.
00:33:30I won't let him.
00:33:32You hear me?
00:33:32I won't let him.
00:33:34We're cheering for the same team, Danny.
00:33:37Just between the two of us.
00:33:38I won't let him go.
00:34:08You know, this reform school life is beginning to injure my health.
00:34:23So I says to the guy,
00:34:24Hey, Charlie, get a load of cutie pie saying this prayer.
00:34:32I'm going to say this prayer.
00:34:38Don't pay no attention to those morons.
00:34:55Your brother will make out all right.
00:34:59He's only got four more days.
00:35:01A lot of things can happen in four days.
00:35:04You know, Chalky, gas ain't so bad.
00:35:07Yeah?
00:35:08It's better than the rope or the chair.
00:35:11I read in a book once how they get the days a week before they go.
00:35:14Can't you guys talk about anything else?
00:35:16Hey, that was an accident.
00:35:26That was an accident.
00:35:27No kidding.
00:35:28No kidding.
00:35:28If I wanted to hit you while you wasn't looking.
00:35:30I didn't mean that.
00:35:31I swear I didn't mean it.
00:35:33Right?
00:35:38Get out of there.
00:35:40Now shut your traps and go to bed.
00:36:07Hand me that hat.
00:36:15Come on, get to bed.
00:36:31You shouldn't get in trouble over me.
00:36:33I can take care of it.
00:36:34Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:36:35Look, blood.
00:36:39Pleasant dreams, wise guy.
00:36:41Enjoy yourself.
00:36:43If I was you, I'd call up and order two wheelchairs while I was still able.
00:36:49Wow, wow, wow.
00:36:53You can't do that!
00:36:54You can't do it!
00:36:55You can't do what?
00:36:56You can't do that!
00:36:57That's out of the room!
00:36:57What do you mean I can't do that?
00:36:59You never know how to play, Finn.
00:37:01Hey, Finn!
00:37:01Finn, I got my fingers crossed!
00:37:03I quit!
00:37:04It's my ball, I quit.
00:37:05Nobody plays.
00:37:05I'm going home to my mother.
00:37:06I quit.
00:37:06I wasn't afraid to go in the electric chair.
00:37:08I'd break to your skull.
00:37:09Yeah, you'd quit!
00:37:10Go ahead and quit!
00:37:11Danny will take your place.
00:37:12Come on, Danny.
00:37:13Take his place.
00:37:13Leave me alone, will you?
00:37:14I don't feel like playing.
00:37:15What's the matter?
00:37:16You know what's the matter.
00:37:17I've got to help Bill.
00:37:18I've got to get out of here.
00:37:19Oh, come on, kid.
00:37:20Forget it.
00:37:20We need you in the game.
00:37:21Let me go, will you?
00:37:22I've got to get out of here.
00:37:25I guess he really means it.
00:37:28We'd better watch him.
00:37:29Looks like the wise guy took over, huh?
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:49Don't worry about it.
00:37:50That ain't going to do no good.
00:37:51I'll lay off.
00:37:52I got it all figured out.
00:37:53I'm going to slide down that drain pipe and go right out through the tunnel.
00:37:55No brakes.
00:37:56We're in the honor system, remember?
00:37:58Honor system, my foot.
00:37:59They still got Bill.
00:38:00Look, if you want to make a break, let's all do it together.
00:38:03Don't do it one at a time.
00:38:04You'll have to get caught that way.
00:38:07Hey, maybe they're planning a break.
00:38:09Shh.
00:38:14Wait.
00:38:20Come in.
00:38:26Mr. Barnes, I got a little something I want to tell you.
00:38:31Yes, Charlie?
00:38:32I saw McGinnis and a couple of guys figuring to make a break.
00:38:36You're sure they were planning to make a break?
00:38:38Sure, I'm sure.
00:38:39I saw it in my own eyes, didn't I?
00:38:44I'm sorry you told me this, Charlie.
00:38:46Remember, we have an honor system here now.
00:38:48Well, you didn't expect Muggs to tell you, did you?
00:38:50That concerns McGinnis and the institution, Charlie, not you.
00:38:54Aren't you going to yank him in on the carpet?
00:38:56No, I'm not.
00:38:57However, I'm going to have to punish you for informing.
00:39:00Punish me?
00:39:01I only told you what I seen.
00:39:03It's the reason back of it, Charlie, that concerns me.
00:39:07Now, you dislike McGinnis, don't you?
00:39:09Suppose I do dislike him.
00:39:10So what?
00:39:12But, Charlie, that's not straight shooting, that's all.
00:39:15Now, as a consequence, I'm going to have to take up your recreation privileges for the next two weeks.
00:39:19It's my recreation.
00:39:21Well, how do you like that?
00:39:23Muggs pulls a raw deal and I have to take the rap.
00:39:26That's all, Charlie.
00:39:27You may go now.
00:39:37You may not know it, bud, but you just struck out.
00:39:40Take the field.
00:39:40I'm going to leave.
00:39:40Hold on.
00:39:41Show that ball and take that glove.
00:39:43Let's go.
00:39:44A little activity here.
00:39:45You mean to say he didn't appreciate your tipping him off?
00:39:48Just like me throwing a pitcher of ice water down his back.
00:39:50I lose my recreation for two weeks on top of that.
00:39:53What?
00:39:54Yeah.
00:39:54You don't like the idea of nobody snitching.
00:39:57And, uh, what happens to Mr. Wiseguy?
00:40:00Nothing.
00:40:03Strike!
00:40:05Strike?
00:40:05Did you ever try seeing an optometrist?
00:40:08I never had trouble with my feet.
00:40:09Yeah, I never had trouble with your feet.
00:40:11What is an optometrist?
00:40:13An optometrist?
00:40:14An optometrist?
00:40:15That's, uh, that's, uh...
00:40:19Show the ball.
00:40:19You're holding up the gate.
00:40:21What's the matter with you?
00:40:25Hey, get some water, somebody!
00:40:28Who done it?
00:40:28How many was there?
00:40:29That's all I want to know.
00:40:30You all right?
00:40:32It was an accident.
00:40:33A whodunny accident.
00:40:35Could have been the birds that kind of take this summer.
00:40:37Huh?
00:40:37Yeah.
00:40:37What, do you think my head is, a carnival target?
00:40:41Could be the missing link.
00:40:46Boys!
00:40:48Wait a minute!
00:40:48Wait a minute!
00:40:49Let me at him!
00:40:49All right, wait a minute!
00:40:50This is all mine, boys!
00:40:51All mine!
00:40:57Come on, Charlie!
00:40:58That old boy!
00:41:03What's the matter?
00:41:04Having trouble, Charlie?
00:41:05Nothing I can't take care of, sir.
00:41:07Come on, here.
00:41:08Get back to here.
00:41:09Give it up, Bobby!
00:41:10Come on, Charlie!
00:41:11That old boy!
00:41:12Get to it!
00:41:12Get to it!
00:41:12Get to it!
00:41:13Get to it!
00:41:13Break it up!
00:41:14Let's go!
00:41:14I'll always fight when my back is turned.
00:41:17This guy's always fighting.
00:41:19So you stand by and referee a fight.
00:41:22Look, Miller.
00:41:23When I took over this institution, I was determined to clean it up.
00:41:26There was one rat hole, though.
00:41:27I've had trouble in plugging, and now I'm going to stuff you into it.
00:41:29You can't hang nothing on me, Barnes.
00:41:32You've done your own hanging.
00:41:34I'll expect your resignation in one hour.
00:41:35Come on, boys.
00:41:36Get in there.
00:41:36You all right?
00:41:38Yeah, sure, sure.
00:41:39You must have sneaked up on me.
00:41:40Yeah, we'll get in the niggas.
00:41:42The men's attempt to spare Collins' life was made yesterday.
00:41:44His counsel for the condemned man appealed to Governor Walker for a reprieve.
00:41:49Meanwhile, the date of Collins' execution was set for the 17th.
00:41:53Very interesting.
00:41:54You know, I hate to see that fellow Collins go.
00:41:57He's probably a nice fellow, the poor sap.
00:42:00Call me, boys?
00:42:01Where are those bourbons?
00:42:02He's coming right up.
00:42:07Here, boys.
00:42:10You know, the fellow that should get the chair is Dratler.
00:42:15That ain't nice, boss.
00:42:17Even kid...
00:42:18I suppose you was kiddin' the night you left me flat.
00:42:20I should have plugged you then.
00:42:22Yeah, that's right, boss.
00:42:23You should have plugged him.
00:42:23What do you mean, plugged me?
00:42:24I mean, he should have plugged me.
00:42:26You should have plugged...
00:42:26Who started this?
00:42:27Go away, go away.
00:42:28Go on, Dorothy.
00:42:29Read some more.
00:42:33Winners for the Canadian National Sweepstakes were announced late yesterday evening.
00:42:37Hey, I got one of them tickets.
00:42:39Go on, read the winners.
00:42:41Fat Chance, 10,000.
00:42:43Hopeful, 6,000.
00:42:44Pride of the Bowery, 5,000.
00:42:45Hey.
00:42:47Dumb roll.
00:42:48I don't kid.
00:42:48How come you're Pride of the Bowery?
00:42:50You're from Jersey.
00:42:51You poor dumb cluck.
00:42:52Well, that's all right, Nobby.
00:42:54I'll take care of you in your old age.
00:42:55Thanks, boys.
00:42:56Take it.
00:42:57That's right.
00:43:01Here it is.
00:43:02Oh, that's one of them racehorse tickets.
00:43:04Why didn't you say so?
00:43:05Yeah, but you can't collect.
00:43:06They'll grab you the minute they spot you.
00:43:08That's right.
00:43:09I'm drowned.
00:43:11Then you, Rattler, you take it and make believe it's your ticket.
00:43:15Not me.
00:43:16I'm in the same boat.
00:43:18I don't like them reporters and cameramen.
00:43:20I don't look good in pictures.
00:43:22Well, Nobby, I guess you're elected.
00:43:24Oh, I didn't run for nothing.
00:43:26Oh, you want me to collect the five grand?
00:43:29That's right.
00:43:29For me.
00:43:30Not for you.
00:43:31Get it?
00:43:32I get it.
00:43:32You get it.
00:43:33I don't get it.
00:43:34All right.
00:43:38Do you think it's safe to trust Nobby with all that money?
00:43:41What else can I do?
00:43:42I can go with him.
00:43:43That's not a bad idea.
00:43:45Go ahead.
00:43:45And don't let Nobby out of your sight, my little one.
00:43:48Don't worry.
00:43:48What makes you think the money'd be safe with her?
00:43:56What makes you think it wouldn't?
00:43:58I don't know.
00:43:59If you don't know, keep your yap shut.
00:44:01Ann, you just want the doctor ordered.
00:44:23Too bad I can't take you on a tour of this place.
00:44:26And I can tell you how swell you are.
00:44:28You're pretty swell yourself.
00:44:31When I was a kid, I always wanted to go out in a blaze of glory.
00:44:34You know, like Sir Lancelot.
00:44:36Wearing Lady Guinevere's scarf on my arm.
00:44:39You haven't got an extra scarf handy, have you?
00:44:40Bill, please.
00:44:43Why, I'm studying cookbooks so I can fatten you up to become a major general.
00:44:47With double chins and double stomachs.
00:44:50You make it all seem so real.
00:44:51It will be real, if the man is willing.
00:44:55Remember?
00:44:59Time's up.
00:45:01That's a date, kid.
00:45:02Are you nervous and run down?
00:45:09Do you suffer from lack of vitamins?
00:45:12Here is a letter received from one of our listeners.
00:45:14Quote,
00:45:14Dear Mr. Arno,
00:45:16A month ago I was nervous.
00:45:17I chewed my fingernails.
00:45:19Jumped when I saw a mouse.
00:45:20Then I started taking Arno's tablets.
00:45:23And you should see me now.
00:45:24Fit as a fiddle and ready for conscription.
00:45:27Signed, Glimpy Stone.
00:45:28Hey, fellas, that's me.
00:45:29I'm the author.
00:45:30Oh, take it away.
00:45:33Fit as a fiddle and ready for conscription.
00:45:35You can't even spell conscription.
00:45:37Yeah, someday I'm going to be a writer.
00:45:38What are you going to do, writer?
00:45:39Other people's names on checks?
00:45:41And now back to the newsroom.
00:45:43Governor Walker today denied a reprieve to Bill Collins,
00:45:46convicted on first-degree murder charge.
00:45:48His execution has been set for...
00:45:50Hey, let's go see some pictures.
00:45:52Mr. Farn's got some swell new pictures.
00:45:53He says we can see them if we want to.
00:45:54Yeah, come on, Danny.
00:45:55Hey, you gin rummy players,
00:45:56you want to see some new pictures?
00:45:57All right.
00:45:58All right.
00:45:59Hey, hey, hey, what's this?
00:46:01What's this all about?
00:46:02Well, Mr. Farn's got some new pictures.
00:46:04He says we can see them if we want to.
00:46:05Well, ask them the nice way and you can have them.
00:46:08Oh, yes, my good man.
00:46:09Is it being too permissible
00:46:11if we young ones in quest to peruse either cinema?
00:46:14Sure.
00:46:16Cinema?
00:46:16Why, certainly, cinema.
00:46:18Didn't you ever have cinema on your toast in the morning?
00:46:21What in your collar?
00:46:22I never had it.
00:46:23Oh, did you ever have a car?
00:46:26Oh.
00:46:28That guard should go back to grammatic school.
00:46:31He's really tough.
00:46:31Hurry, because I'm here moving.
00:46:34Thank you very much.
00:46:35You sit over there.
00:46:35Sit up there.
00:46:36I need a seat.
00:46:40All right.
00:46:41Come on, this is a swell picture.
00:46:46I hope.
00:46:55They're not going to give Bill a reprieve.
00:46:58They're going to kill him.
00:47:00What are you talking about?
00:47:01That announcer on the radio was bugs.
00:47:04Listen, I knew a fellow one time.
00:47:06He got a reprieve two minutes before they pulled a switch.
00:47:11Lady Luck dealt $50,000 to the winners of the Canadian National Sweepstakes.
00:47:37And here is one of the winners now.
00:47:39Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the pride of the Bowery, who is now $5,000 richer than
00:47:43he was a moment ago.
00:47:45Well, if it ain't now, I'll be the lucky stiff.
00:47:47There you are, sir.
00:47:48And congratulations.
00:47:50Thanks.
00:47:51This is a big blow to me.
00:47:52I mean, this is a lucky, it's the best thing that ever happened to me.
00:47:56What do you plan doing with all this money?
00:47:58Well, I'm going to give it to the guy.
00:48:00I mean, I'm going to force you to buy your mother a washing machine.
00:48:04Hey, there's our chauffeur.
00:48:06The guy from the truck.
00:48:07She has enough time with the laundry.
00:48:09Then I'm going to get my brother-in-law's saloon.
00:48:11We've been needing one of those things for years.
00:48:14Listen, the same old lobby.
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:17Well, what about yourself?
00:48:18What's going to be your treat?
00:48:19Well, I'll take a scotch and soda.
00:48:21No, you mean, what am I?
00:48:24Well, I don't need nothing.
00:48:25See, I've got a job.
00:48:28What sort of work do you do?
00:48:29What am I doing?
00:48:31He's the guy who stole the truck.
00:48:33Monk, did you see him open that pack of cigarettes?
00:48:35Yeah.
00:48:36Yeah, why?
00:48:38He opened that pack the same way the pack was open he found in Bill's car.
00:48:40Remember Ann telling us?
00:48:43You mean you think he might...
00:48:44It's an angle.
00:48:50Dorothy?
00:48:51No.
00:48:52Dorothy's more like a mother to me.
00:48:53Who do you want?
00:48:55Hey, Charlie.
00:48:56Did you say you knew that guy that won the dough?
00:48:58That's it to you.
00:48:59Hey, Charlie, I didn't come here to argue.
00:49:01Just tell me one thing.
00:49:02Did you know him?
00:49:03Yeah, I know him.
00:49:03So what?
00:49:04It means my brother's life, that's what.
00:49:06My brother's life?
00:49:07What, is this a gag?
00:49:08No, Charlie, this is no gag.
00:49:09It's for real.
00:49:10Ah, $5,000.
00:49:12Shh.
00:49:12Do me one favor.
00:49:13Just do me one favor.
00:49:14Come outside where we can talk.
00:49:15Now, tell us what you know about that guy that won the sweepstakes.
00:49:32Nobby?
00:49:33Yeah.
00:49:33Used to be my uncle's mob.
00:49:35Uncle?
00:49:35Yeah, Luke Manning.
00:49:36You read about him.
00:49:37Luke Manning?
00:49:38You mean the guy that busted out of Blackwell's Island?
00:49:39That's right.
00:49:40He got drowned on the way out, too.
00:49:42He got drowned, huh?
00:49:43I wonder.
00:49:44What do you mean?
00:49:46Listen, if Nobby stole that truck, why do you bring it down the waterfront?
00:49:50Yeah, that's right.
00:49:52You mean that...
00:49:52I mean that maybe Luke Manning ain't dead.
00:49:55Remember when we went to move that barrel how funny the guy acted?
00:49:57Yeah.
00:49:57Maybe that barrel wasn't full of wine.
00:49:59Maybe it was Luke Manning in there.
00:50:00I think you got something.
00:50:02And I think you're both daffy.
00:50:04Where can we get in touch with this Nobby?
00:50:05I don't...
00:50:07Wait a minute.
00:50:07I can give you a lead.
00:50:09Dorothy Melton.
00:50:10Who's she?
00:50:11The dame in the newsreel that took the check from Nobby, remember?
00:50:13Well, she used to be Luke's girl.
00:50:14But I guess Nobby's giving her the rush now.
00:50:16Well, where does she live?
00:50:17She lives at the Carlton Apartments on 3rd Avenue.
00:50:20I used to deliver notes to her from Luke.
00:50:22Danny, looks like we got a date with Dorothy tonight.
00:50:25We can't break out of here.
00:50:26That Barnes has been too nice.
00:50:27No, but we can tell him everything.
00:50:29Now that we got proof that we didn't swipe that truck.
00:50:30We ain't got enough proof.
00:50:32We're going out and get it, and then we'll talk to Barnes.
00:50:34Hey.
00:50:35Where do I come in for giving you all this info, huh?
00:50:37Well, you want to get out of here, don't you?
00:50:39Yeah, sure.
00:50:40Well, we're going to take you with us.
00:50:42You mean it?
00:50:43Gee, thanks a lot, Ethelbert.
00:50:45Wait there a minute.
00:50:45I'll be right back.
00:50:46Come on, fellas.
00:50:48Shut up.
00:50:51We're not waiting until tonight.
00:50:52We're going right now.
00:50:53Good.
00:50:53You know the way.
00:50:54Take the fellas.
00:50:55I'll see you in a few minutes.
00:50:56Come on.
00:50:59Ethelbert, huh?
00:51:03Now, Charlie, I'm going to show you my ingratitude.
00:51:05You mean you got a surprise for me?
00:51:07I got a beautiful surprise.
00:51:09Hey, hey, hey.
00:51:13Hey.
00:51:19Now.
00:51:20Oh.
00:51:21Tell Mr. Barnes about that.
00:51:37Hey, girl.
00:52:23A man, 160 raviolas for that dress.
00:52:44What's Luke going to say?
00:52:45Oh, Luke, I needed it, Nobby.
00:52:47Luke won't mind.
00:52:48No, Luke won't mind.
00:52:50Maybe I've lived long enough already anyhow.
00:52:53Your receipt, sir, that'll be $10, $20, $30, $40, and thank you very much.
00:53:01Is there something that maybe I could show you?
00:53:05No, I've seen everything.
00:53:08Well, nearly everything.
00:53:11Hello, honey.
00:53:14What are you doing?
00:53:16Nobby.
00:53:16I just want to see if it's imported.
00:53:20What you doing tonight, honey?
00:53:24Oh, boy, they're coming through the window.
00:53:26We had a lovely evening, girl.
00:53:28Yeah.
00:53:28Do you want to see some?
00:53:29Oh, I'd like to see something in red, you know, more afraid that...
00:53:33I don't know if...
00:53:33How about dinner for two?
00:53:35Well, what type of thing would you like to see?
00:53:38I mean, now...
00:53:39Oh, Nobby, I want that.
00:53:42You decided to...
00:53:43I'm going to give it $250.
00:53:45Oh, I'll take it.
00:53:46Give me $250, Nobby.
00:53:48Yeah.
00:53:49Have you decided to go to the cinema with me, huh?
00:53:51What do you say?
00:53:53How would you like to see when Rome burns Nero fiddle?
00:53:58How about it?
00:53:58What do you say?
00:53:59Oh, Nobby, it's so sweet of you to buy this coat for me.
00:54:02Go on, I ain't going to buy it.
00:54:03Take it off.
00:54:04Take it off.
00:54:04But you already did buy it.
00:54:06I bought it?
00:54:06Uh-huh.
00:54:07How much did I pay for it?
00:54:08$250.
00:54:09Two hundred and...
00:54:10Two hundred...
00:54:11What's the matter with me?
00:54:13Would you like to see some hats?
00:54:14No.
00:54:14Yes.
00:54:15She's got a hat.
00:54:16She can wear my hat.
00:54:18Now, what type of hat would you like to see?
00:54:20Well, I want something to go with this coat.
00:54:22Well, don't care for this.
00:54:23Yeah, how much is it?
00:54:24Oh, yes.
00:54:25Only $30.
00:54:26Only $30?
00:54:27You don't want nothing like that, honey.
00:54:28That's no good.
00:54:29Well, I can try it on.
00:54:30I know, but it don't look...
00:54:31How much is that one in the corner?
00:54:33Oh, that's $10.
00:54:34Yeah, well, yeah.
00:54:35Oh, I don't know.
00:54:36Here, try this on.
00:54:38Try it on.
00:54:39It might be just the thing you need.
00:54:41You want.
00:54:42Well.
00:54:42Looks good.
00:54:43Ten smackers is all right.
00:54:46That's it, Billy.
00:54:47I'll take that.
00:54:48Oh, that's awful.
00:54:49Oh, that's awful, Nami.
00:54:51No.
00:54:52Well, here.
00:54:53Take this one.
00:54:54There's one.
00:54:55Oh, that's the one I came in with.
00:54:56Well, that's a good one to go out with.
00:54:58Well, I'm going to try this one on.
00:54:59Well, you don't...
00:55:01How much is that one?
00:55:02$50.
00:55:02Well, for a half a smacker, it's okay.
00:55:05Oh, no.
00:55:05$50.
00:55:06$50.
00:55:07Try this one on again.
00:55:09Maybe if you put it on back...
00:55:10Oh, Nami, no.
00:55:10This one's adorable.
00:55:12Oh, go away.
00:55:13You look just like a cop in that thing.
00:55:15Well, I'm going to take this one anyway.
00:55:18Could I show you something and hold me, perhaps?
00:55:20Yeah, I'd like to see, sir.
00:55:22Got a brunette?
00:55:23Right this way, please.
00:55:24Okay.
00:55:27What do you suppose happened to Nami?
00:55:29Is that time to go to Philadelphia and back?
00:55:31Yeah, so is Dorothy.
00:55:33I've told you three times to keep Dorothy out of this.
00:55:36The next time I'll...
00:55:37Okay, okay.
00:55:38I didn't mean nothing.
00:55:39I was just thinking.
00:55:40Don't.
00:55:42If that Nami has double-crossed me and run off with my five grand, I'll know what to do with him.
00:55:48Called off his apartment again.
00:55:49Well, how do you do, ladies and gentlemen?
00:55:54Refuse me.
00:55:55That's the way she goes.
00:55:56Oh, yeah.
00:55:57You made up your mind what you want?
00:55:58Yeah.
00:55:59Give me some of that Aunt Fran...
00:56:01It's a premise.
00:56:02You don't kind of have this.
00:56:03No, but that's what I want.
00:56:05I'm sorry.
00:56:05You don't kind of have Aunt Franistines.
00:56:08This is the proprietor.
00:56:09Well, Frank and Mary.
00:56:10I mean, I don't want...
00:56:11No, I don't want...
00:56:12Well, I'm here and you don't kind of have me.
00:56:14Oh, I tell you what.
00:56:15What?
00:56:16How about some nice champagne for the lady?
00:56:18No, she don't want that.
00:56:19You can't spend it.
00:56:21We got nice champagne for the woman's.
00:56:23Bring us your lemon phosphorus.
00:56:25Lemon who?
00:56:27Lemon phosphorus.
00:56:28Lemon phosphorus?
00:56:29Lemon phosphorus?
00:56:30What is this?
00:56:31Not lemon phosphorus.
00:56:32What?
00:56:32Phosphorus.
00:56:33Lemon phosphorus.
00:56:34No, we don't got on the menu.
00:56:36Lemon phosphorus.
00:56:37Oh, everybody.
00:56:37We got lemon pie.
00:56:39We got lemon pie.
00:56:39I don't want no pie.
00:56:41I want just a drink.
00:56:42We're going to drink a lemon phosphorus.
00:56:43Lemon phosphorus.
00:56:44Phosphorus.
00:56:44Phosphorus?
00:56:45No, phosphorus.
00:56:46Do you know what you want?
00:56:48Yes, I know what I want.
00:56:49I came in here first.
00:56:50Anyway.
00:56:51Never mind.
00:56:51Just bring us two cups of coffee.
00:56:53Two cups of coffee.
00:56:53Yeah, mine without cream and sugar.
00:56:56Yeah, without cream and sugar for you, yeah.
00:56:58And she wants hers without sugar but cream and the coffee.
00:57:01Yes.
00:57:02Put it in two cups.
00:57:03Yeah, two cups.
00:57:04Let me see if I got it right.
00:57:04You want black coffee with sugar, no cream, and she wants cream and no coffee.
00:57:08No, she don't want cream with no coffee.
00:57:11No.
00:57:12Just give her the sugar and put the cream and the coffee and give me the cup.
00:57:16Here.
00:57:16I mean, put the cup and the sauce in this.
00:57:18Refuse me.
00:57:19You've got a little mixed up.
00:57:20Let me explain.
00:57:21You want coffee with cream, no sugar.
00:57:23She wants cream, no coffee, no cup.
00:57:25No, wait a minute.
00:57:27Never mind.
00:57:28Just give me an ice cream soda.
00:57:31Ice cream soda?
00:57:31Yeah.
00:57:32Well, what kind?
00:57:33I'll take manila.
00:57:34You, boy, if you do this, I give you the coffee and the lemon feast for us, everything for nothing.
00:57:39Good boy.
00:57:39I like you.
00:57:40Let's get out of here.
00:57:41Come on.
00:57:43I'm getting sleepy.
00:57:44So am I.
00:57:45Only my stomach's wide awake and crying for its bottle.
00:57:48There's steps squirking.
00:57:49Her hostess is liable to be alone any minute.
00:57:51Look, when she comes, let me talk to her.
00:57:54Because when it comes to women, I'm going to come to sewer.
00:57:56Just where you belong, in this sewer.
00:57:58Now, you guys know just what to do when she comes?
00:58:00Hey, at least she's coming.
00:58:01Doubt that light.
00:58:02Say, this is a swell car.
00:58:10I wonder who owns it.
00:58:11Look, honey, I think you better wait here.
00:58:14I don't think Luke is going to like this.
00:58:16Oh, Luke Manning, he should have drowned when he beat it out of Blackwell's Island.
00:58:19Yeah, but he didn't.
00:58:20When he finds out that I'm running away with you and his five grand, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
00:58:24It's only four grand now.
00:58:25Hey, don't.
00:58:25Get away.
00:58:26Get away from there.
00:58:28Maybe if we give it back to him quick, he won't notice the grand's missing.
00:58:31Look, honey, don't be a fool.
00:58:32All of your life.
00:58:33We've got four grand.
00:58:35We've got two airplane tickets.
00:58:36By the time Luke finds out, we'll be miles away.
00:58:39Maybe you're right, Dorothy.
00:58:41Now, don't cut it.
00:58:42Leave that alone.
00:58:43I'm ticklish.
00:58:44Cut it out.
00:58:49No, I mean, I never, I won't.
00:58:51I won't.
00:58:51I'll only be a minute.
00:58:52I'll go, Liz.
00:59:13Bye.
00:59:14Take it easy, lady.
00:59:26What are you doing here?
00:59:27I'm a PLW.
00:59:28You're a what?
00:59:29I protect lonely women.
00:59:30Aren't you just a little young to be out without your mother?
00:59:33I ain't got a mother.
00:59:34Well, if you came up here to adopt one, you came to the wrong place.
00:59:37Beat it.
00:59:37Wait a minute.
00:59:38I'm a friend of Narby's.
00:59:39Well, that's...
00:59:40You're a what?
00:59:42Narby, you know.
00:59:43Come on, kid.
00:59:44What's the gag?
00:59:45That's what we came up here to find out.
00:59:50What's this all about?
00:59:51Listen, sister.
00:59:52Let's begin at the beginning.
00:59:53If you kids don't beat it, I'm going to call a cop.
00:59:55Now, look, babe.
01:00:00What's the matter?
01:00:01Did you forget the number?
01:00:02You don't want to tangle with the police any more than we do.
01:00:05Take that.
01:00:06What's your boyfriend?
01:00:09What are you talking about?
01:00:10Your boyfriend, Luke.
01:00:12We want to see him.
01:00:13That's right.
01:00:14You don't have to worry.
01:00:15We ain't going to hurt you or your place.
01:00:16We're a gentleman from the old school.
01:00:18He means reform school.
01:00:20Reform school?
01:00:21Yeah, that's right.
01:00:23We have friends of Luke Manning's nephew, Charlie.
01:00:25Rice pudding, Charlie.
01:00:27Charlie told us if we came up here, his uncle Luke or Narby would help us out.
01:00:30Charlie's our pal.
01:00:31Oh.
01:00:32Oh.
01:00:41Hello.
01:00:42Hello.
01:00:42Hello.
01:00:43Hello, fellas.
01:00:44Say, Dorothy.
01:00:44I've been thinking it's...
01:00:45Say, what is this?
01:00:47Hey, give me that...
01:00:48Give me that...
01:00:49You looking for this?
01:00:50Yeah.
01:00:50Put it at these...
01:00:52Hey, you can't do that to me.
01:00:53That's my gun.
01:00:54I'm doing it, ain't I?
01:00:55Is he?
01:00:55Say, I didn't know you had company.
01:00:57Well, these kids broke into here.
01:00:58They said they wanted to see you or Luke Manning.
01:01:00Well, what is it?
01:01:01I...
01:01:01Well, what is...
01:01:03Say, it seems like I've seen these kids before someplace.
01:01:05Yeah, you was running away from the cops.
01:01:07I see you got your wind back.
01:01:08Yeah, I got away, too.
01:01:09What happened?
01:01:10Say, what's the matter with you?
01:01:12What are you doing here?
01:01:13This is no time to break into a woman's room, five o'clock in the morning?
01:01:17What do you mean by keeping her out till five o'clock in the morning?
01:01:19Well, it was nothing.
01:01:20I was...
01:01:20We was out...
01:01:21I...
01:01:21Say, it's none of your business, you hear?
01:01:25What are you doing here, huh?
01:01:26I don't like the looks of this.
01:01:28Why don't you throw them out, Nobby?
01:01:29Yeah, I'm going to throw them out.
01:01:31They know too much.
01:01:32So do the quiz kids.
01:01:33Well, then I'll throw them out, too.
01:01:34Yeah?
01:01:34Yeah.
01:01:35You ain't going no place, buddy.
01:01:36Ah, that thing ain't loaded.
01:01:38They ain't loaded?
01:01:39No.
01:01:39Look, see, I took the bullets out.
01:01:41Yeah, I forgot I loaded it.
01:01:43Yeah.
01:01:44What am I doing?
01:01:45Yeah, here it is.
01:01:46Come and get it.
01:01:47I made them myself.
01:01:47Yeah, right now.
01:01:49Uh-oh.
01:01:50I ain't holding me no more.
01:01:51I want to die.
01:01:52I want to achieve it.
01:01:53I want one of these.
01:01:54Here, sir.
01:01:54Lay your hand.
01:01:55Here, what do you got?
01:01:57What do you got?
01:01:57Hey, no, I don't want to take it.
01:01:59I want a lox.
01:02:00Come on, get up out of there.
01:02:02This is no picnic.
01:02:03Now sit down over there.
01:02:05Go ahead.
01:02:11All right, come on.
01:02:12Let's hear your story.
01:02:14You want about Goldilocks?
01:02:21Say, how do you do that?
01:02:22I would...
01:02:23Take a load off your feet.
01:02:25Now start talking and no fooling.
01:02:27Thank you, Goldilocks.
01:02:29Do you know it was morning?
01:02:54Sure.
01:02:55I turned the lights off.
01:02:57What did you let me sleep for?
01:02:58Get on that phone again.
01:02:59Sure.
01:03:00I called a couple of times already.
01:03:01Nobody answered.
01:03:03Did you not murder that guy in the drugstore?
01:03:07Get that phone off.
01:03:07Bring your arm.
01:03:09I'm going to ask you once more.
01:03:11Did you commit that killing?
01:03:13I ain't talking.
01:03:14It ain't legal.
01:03:15That's funny.
01:03:17I could have swore somebody answered that phone.
01:03:20Rutler, maybe you're right.
01:03:21About what?
01:03:23About Dorothy.
01:03:25I think you and me had better pay her a little visit.
01:03:27And now you're talking.
01:03:28I hope for her sake, she won't be too much surprised.
01:03:31And that goes for Nobby, too.
01:03:34You kids will be sorry for this.
01:03:35Oh, worry your pretty little head about it.
01:03:37I ain't worrying.
01:03:38Oh, you mean...
01:03:39I know what you are.
01:03:41You're a premeditated killer.
01:03:43I never killed nobody.
01:03:45I'm a bank robber.
01:03:46Bank robber?
01:03:47Well, of course, that ain't so bad.
01:03:48You're going to hang by the neck until dead.
01:03:51I don't hang around no place.
01:03:53Why don't you confess and save all this confusion?
01:03:55There's no confusion.
01:03:57Confessing.
01:03:57I know my rights.
01:03:58I'm an American citizen.
01:04:00Did you ever vote?
01:04:01No.
01:04:02Who's running?
01:04:03If you didn't vote, you're not an American.
01:04:05You're a man without a country.
01:04:06I am, too.
01:04:07I live in Brooklyn.
01:04:08Well, that's the same thing.
01:04:10Hey, what do you think about the Dodgers dropping a series?
01:04:12Wasn't it tough that Owen's dropping a series?
01:04:13Hey, you like what you love a general?
01:04:14I've got a different story than the one that's...
01:04:16Who's talking about baseball?
01:04:18Hey, what time is it?
01:04:19It's quarter to six.
01:04:21Don't tell me you can read the time.
01:04:23Oh, yeah, for a year now.
01:04:24Hey, Glimper, grab that phone.
01:04:26Call up Barnes.
01:04:26He'll be in his office by now.
01:04:27Tell him we got one of the guys that committed the drugstore murder.
01:04:29I didn't do it.
01:04:30It was...
01:04:31Shut up, you fool.
01:04:31Shut up, you fool.
01:04:33Oh, jeez.
01:04:34No, I'm sorry.
01:04:34We have nothing new to report.
01:04:36The boys are still missing.
01:04:38No, we haven't sent out a general alarm.
01:04:40I don't believe it's quite that serious.
01:04:42Well, I expect to contact them within the next 24 hours.
01:04:46Yes, I'll call you just as soon as I do.
01:04:49Between Bill and the kids, things are in a pretty bad mess.
01:04:53Uh, more reporters.
01:04:56I'll tell them you're not in there.
01:04:57Oh, never mind.
01:04:57I'll talk to them.
01:04:58They'll call every five minutes if I don't.
01:05:00Hello?
01:05:02Barnes, warden of the Wilton Reform School.
01:05:05It's the boys.
01:05:07Well, where are you?
01:05:09What are you doing?
01:05:12You're sure of that now?
01:05:14Carlton Apartments, eh?
01:05:15You stay right there and we'll be right over.
01:05:18Hey, and call the police and have them go to the Carlton Apartments.
01:05:21Tell them I'll meet them there and everything will be all right.
01:05:23Now, don't you worry.
01:05:29Operator, police headquarters, please.
01:05:31Am I better go to the chair?
01:05:32I'm going to let you have it.
01:05:34Don't let them scare you, Nobby.
01:05:35I ain't scared.
01:05:36They ain't got nothing on me.
01:05:38Pretty soon now, you can kiss Dorothy goodbye.
01:05:42Why?
01:05:42Where am I going?
01:05:43You're not going nowhere.
01:05:45You're staying right here until the undertaker comes for you.
01:05:48No.
01:05:49No, I ain't.
01:05:51Gee.
01:05:52In 20 more minutes, he'll be going to the chair.
01:05:5819.
01:06:02You feel better?
01:06:05Yeah.
01:06:06Now I can face it.
01:06:07I guess you can.
01:06:0818.
01:06:09No.
01:06:10No.
01:06:11What if I move in?
01:06:13Turn it up, will you?
01:06:14It ain't funny anymore.
01:06:15Take it easy, kid.
01:06:18Everything's going to be all right.
01:06:19Why don't you do something?
01:06:20They're only kids.
01:06:22He's got a gun.
01:06:23It's loaded.
01:06:24I know.
01:06:24I loaded it myself.
01:06:25I thought you were the kind of man I could go for.
01:06:27What's Luke got that I ain't got?
01:06:30Brains.
01:06:31That ain't nice.
01:06:32I wonder what Luke would do if he was in my spot.
01:06:34Oh, shut up.
01:06:35I can fix that.
01:06:37Look.
01:06:41Get the kid's gun.
01:06:44Now, Navi.
01:06:45What were you saying about your spot?
01:06:47Nothing, boss.
01:06:49Nothing.
01:06:50Look, I got the door for you.
01:06:51Look.
01:06:52Here it is.
01:06:52Look.
01:06:53Look.
01:06:53Look.
01:06:53Look.
01:06:53Look.
01:06:53Look.
01:06:53Look.
01:06:53Look.
01:06:53Look.
01:06:53Look.
01:06:55Look.
01:07:02Your rags, huh?
01:07:04Why, Dorothy, you look beautiful.
01:07:11My cute little double crosser.
01:07:17No.
01:07:18No, don't hit her, boss.
01:07:19Why don't you pick on somebody your size, jumbo?
01:07:25All right, Navi, you ask for it.
01:07:26Come on, get him up.
01:07:26No, you didn't drown after all, eh?
01:07:27Well, that's too bad.
01:07:28Mr. Barnes, my brother.
01:07:28Where's the phone?
01:07:29Here it is.
01:07:30Here it is.
01:07:31Here it is.
01:07:32Hello.
01:07:33Hello.
01:07:34Hello, operator.
01:07:35This is Jim Barnes of the Wilton School.
01:07:36Hurry, please.
01:07:37It's a matter of life and death.
01:07:38You'll be mighty proud of your brother before we get through with him.
01:07:39Uh, by the way, we just got in eight carloads of potatoes.
01:07:41Uh-oh.
01:07:42Well, what's he got to do with potatoes?
01:07:42He'll be inspecting them with a parry knife.
01:07:43That is when he's not washing pots, pans, or dishes.
01:07:45Yeah, but I won't mind.
01:07:46No, darling, it'll be good practice.
01:08:01Come here.
01:08:13Come here.
01:08:14Excuse me, Sergeant, but can you tell me where they peel the potatoes?
01:08:19Report in the commissary.
01:08:21Okay.
01:08:23Hey, Sergeant, what kind of food you got in the guardhouse?
01:08:26Why, are you expecting to get in there?
01:08:28I'm afraid so, but I don't think I'll mind the food.
01:08:31It's good.
01:08:32I'll fix it up for you.
01:08:33Goodbye, Miss Mitchell.
01:08:34Goodbye.
01:08:36Oh, now, don't do anything.
01:08:37Please, I mean...
01:08:38Don't worry, Hallie.
01:08:39Oh, be careful.
01:08:40Bye-bye.
01:08:41Bye.
01:08:42Bye, gang.
01:08:42Come on.
01:08:44Come on, let's go.
01:09:00Take it easy, Ethel, point.
01:09:03May I call Ethel for sure?
01:09:04Eh, don't you?
01:09:05Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:09:06Come on.
01:09:14Hey.