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  • 6/19/2025
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00:05:35Come on here. I'm going to do shoot you to the other milk. Get out of the chair
00:05:55I'm going to meet the other members of the act. Come on. Hey, I'll take a stop. I'll get away
00:06:09I had somebody hurt you come on here meet the mother members of the act come on here
00:06:13Now come on over here and meet and meet the rest of the members of the act now
00:06:18Not nothing that that's nice now brother. This baby daddy. That's brother
00:06:25Oh
00:06:27What's that? Oh
00:06:29Don't get scared of him steady. Oh, he ain't gonna hurt you. Look right there
00:06:33I say you gonna get me scared of him in a minute now. Now look what you done done. You done scared
00:06:39steady
00:06:41Listen brother if you don't stop scaring everybody
00:06:44I'm gonna have to put you back in a cage. I don't want to put you in a cage, but I will
00:06:49now
00:06:51Remember that come on this thing
00:06:53Then you got to get to sleep. Oh, hey, we got to get up today and put on a good show. Do you know that? That's what we've got to do?
00:06:59Now now now look here. I'm gonna let you speak right here. I'm gonna speak in the bed. See now
00:07:04Uh-uh uh-uh uh uh-uh
00:07:06Come on. Oh no, it ain't like that son of a boy. It ain't like that. See you sleep down here
00:07:11I'll sleep in the bed
00:07:12Oh, yeah, you will do see if ain't no tree. This is a bed
00:07:17Yeah, but you you was there with pop your hips up here now, I'll show you what to do now
00:07:23You come right here and lay down right here. You understand what I mean, I'll show you what I'm talking about
00:07:28You lay right down here just like this here, and you lay like this here. See, you can get some good sleep like this.
00:07:34I slept in the park and then you just like this.
00:07:36You sleep like, and then when you feel like you want to turn over, then you just turn over just like this here.
00:07:42Boy, this is off. This is.
00:07:44Hey, Siggy. Hey, Siggy. Hey, Siggy.
00:07:50Well, now, ain't that for shame?
00:07:54Well, he always said be kind to dumb animals.
00:07:59Then maybe he ain't dumb.
00:08:16Watch that pot on the stove for me a minute, Franny.
00:08:20Oh, come in.
00:08:24Uh, you in show business?
00:08:26Yes, I sing.
00:08:27Oh, you do?
00:08:28Oh, would you mind?
00:08:30Oh, you wouldn't mind. Run and ski up for Mom. I love singing.
00:08:43Is that all right?
00:08:45Why, honey, that was beautiful.
00:08:48What is your name?
00:08:52My name's Lila Foster.
00:08:54And I was wondering if you could show me a room.
00:08:58Well, yes, I can show you one.
00:09:02But the trouble of it is, they're all filled up.
00:09:05Well, thanks anyway.
00:09:07Oh, oh, wait a minute.
00:09:09Let Mom think.
00:09:11There must be some way I can figure this out.
00:09:14Oh, yeah.
00:09:15I'll put Dusty in the room with Mustard.
00:09:19No.
00:09:20No.
00:09:21If I did that, Mustard eat up the rest of Dusty's ass.
00:09:28Oh.
00:09:29I'll put Boo Moo.
00:09:31No.
00:09:33I can't move Boo Boo.
00:09:35He never would find his room.
00:09:37You know, he's always the R U NK.
00:09:41No.
00:09:42No.
00:09:43Yes.
00:09:44Oh, no.
00:09:47Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:09:50I know I ain't gonna drink.
00:09:52My friend, Dust still gives me a drink.
00:09:56And I'm going in it's fear.
00:10:01And Sam, my old friend doesn't always look out for me.
00:10:06I can defend, hey, Dust.
00:10:09Come on.
00:10:10Get up and give me a drink.
00:10:11I want a drink, Dust.
00:10:13Oh.
00:10:14You're sleeping.
00:10:16Keep it right in that drawer there, so I'll just go in and help myself.
00:10:21Oh, and you won't have it.
00:10:23Hey.
00:10:24Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:10:30Yes, there it is.
00:10:35Look like Jim.
00:10:37Will you look like Jim?
00:10:38Yes, I do.
00:10:41It is Jim.
00:10:43Oh.
00:10:44Oh.
00:10:46Oh my goodness.
00:10:50Oh.
00:10:51I
00:11:12That was boo-boo, I don't think we'll ever see him again honey, and now mom got a room fight
00:11:21He was scared to death. You know what I think happened. I think he must took one look at Steggy
00:11:29Is Steggy a borderhead? No, a rumor. I don't feed pre-hysterical animals
00:11:35I just can't feed the hysterical world. So come on upstairs and mom show you where your room's at
00:11:41Come on
00:11:42This way down
00:11:46You see, this was boo-boo's room, but you can have it now
00:11:50You know, you're a pretty girl. I think you look better with your head on
00:12:05Marcy! I know you don't! You're not going out of here until you pay me every nickel of your rent
00:12:10Get back in that room
00:12:12Can you imagine as nice as I've been to him? Get in there!
00:12:21Oh my goodness! Did you hurt yourself? No, I hope not. I hope I didn't hurt myself. Oh, uh, how to do?
00:12:36How to do?
00:12:37Uh, look like I've seen you someplace before
00:12:39Maybe you have. You see, I get around
00:12:41Yeah, and your name is, uh?
00:12:42Vivian
00:12:43And your last name?
00:12:44Harris
00:12:45Oh, I had a hard time guessing that too
00:12:47And who are you?
00:12:48I'm Spider Bruce, you know
00:12:49Oh, Spider Bruce!
00:12:50Yeah, are you going to the dance tonight?
00:12:51Well, I was thinking about it
00:12:52Well, that's nice. Are you married?
00:12:54No, I'm not
00:12:55Well, where do you live?
00:12:56Upstairs
00:12:57Oh, you're cooking up there now, huh?
00:13:00I should say not. I'm an actress and I live up there
00:13:03Oh, I see. Well, how about you and I getting together tonight, going to the dance together?
00:13:07Well, I don't care if I do
00:13:08What time can I meet you?
00:13:09How about the corner drugstore, about nine o'clock?
00:13:11That's fine. Nine o'clock
00:13:13Nine o'clock
00:13:14I see you, hear?
00:13:15Okay
00:13:16Oh, me, me, me
00:13:17Don't forget
00:13:18Nine o'clock
00:13:19Yes, sir
00:13:20I'm going to the tailor shop and get my clothes right now
00:13:23Ha ha!
00:13:24Yes, sir
00:13:25If I bet they do, they don't
00:13:29If I bet they will, they won't
00:13:31I guess the landlady will just have to wait for her rent this week
00:13:34Yeah, I ain't certain about what you talk about, cause I ain't-
00:13:36Well, hello, Tyler!
00:13:37Why, hello there, huh?
00:13:38What's all the argument out there?
00:13:39Oh, don't never care not in the Joel's place
00:13:41Why, he leaves his wife there in charge
00:13:43And the minute you go out, you think the overcharge you there
00:13:45Yeah, well, how much you charge?
00:13:46Some charging me 35 cents there
00:13:48For 35 cents, right?
00:13:50Why, I spent a dollar to a dollar and a half to have my clothes fresh
00:13:53Here, that's reason you got on that leafy suit there now
00:13:56Say, ain't you going to the dance tonight?
00:13:57Ha ha, not like this
00:13:58Well, it's a wonder you got this bar looking like that
00:14:01How about the-
00:14:02No, listen, I remember the first time I, uh, saw you
00:14:05You know, you did me a very nice favor, too
00:14:06Oh, I wasn't going to bring that up
00:14:08Well, one good term deserves another
00:14:10Yes, sir
00:14:11And if my clothes will fit you
00:14:12Here they is right now
00:14:13Tie on them pants there
00:14:14Yeah, but what are you going to do?
00:14:15Don't worry, I got clothes I ain't never seen before
00:14:18Well, alright, thank you very much
00:14:19That's alright
00:14:20I'll go over here and try them on
00:14:21Uh-uh, don't do that
00:14:23What's that?
00:14:24You'll never bend up the pants like that
00:14:25It's 35 cents invested there
00:14:27Alright, I'll be right back there
00:14:29Yeah, now try them on right there
00:14:30You alright?
00:14:31He's a good old boy
00:14:32Just plays horses all the time, you know
00:14:34Yeah, but I never will forget what he did
00:14:36Though, uh, get your heels out the pocket
00:14:39You act like you ain't never had on no pants before
00:14:42Oh, they fit him, too
00:14:44I sure is glad of that
00:14:45Now he can go to the dance
00:14:46Yes, sir
00:14:47Him and I are going to that dance tonight
00:14:50He ain't come back steady
00:14:52Alright, look
00:14:53All set there, you know
00:14:54Yes, it fits, too, don't you?
00:14:55Yes, sir
00:14:56I want you to take my coat
00:14:57You coat, too?
00:14:58Yes, sir
00:14:59Well, this is alright
00:15:00I know it
00:15:01You know you're really alright here
00:15:02Oh, I know
00:15:03But now, wait a minute
00:15:04Don't throw it in my face like that
00:15:06Well, what's the matter?
00:15:07You're liable to have some friends on this, baby
00:15:08I'm no friends on that
00:15:09No, well, you won't need that no more
00:15:11Well, this is really alright
00:15:12I'll never forget this
00:15:13I know that
00:15:14Now, look at that
00:15:15Wait a minute
00:15:16What?
00:15:17Let me get your feet up off of Simms Avenue, boy
00:15:19Well, alright
00:15:20Yes, sir
00:15:21Now, the shoes goes to you
00:15:22Stand right there
00:15:23I will
00:15:24What is these here you got here?
00:15:26Are those shoes there?
00:15:27Yes, sir
00:15:28Why, those are Edmund C. Clapp
00:15:29You're right
00:15:30They're done left, alright
00:15:31You won't need them anymore, either
00:15:33Hot dog
00:15:34Look at that
00:15:35Now, wait a minute
00:15:36Put the cane on
00:15:37Put the hat on
00:15:38Take the handkerchief off your neck
00:15:39Got to do it
00:15:40And you're all dressed up, you know
00:15:42Oh, mercy
00:15:43Look at that
00:15:44You alright
00:15:45In a shop, Jackson?
00:15:46Yes, sir
00:15:47I'm really in there
00:15:48Don't do that
00:15:49Don't do what?
00:15:50Don't never turn that fast in my clothes
00:15:51Listen, if I want to turn, I'll turn
00:15:52No, you won't turn in that clothes
00:15:53If I get the urge to turn, I'll turn
00:15:55You don't have the urge to turn in my clothes
00:15:57Why, I said when I turn, I'll turn
00:15:59Oh, look who ain't going to the dance tonight, dear
00:16:02Well
00:16:03What's the matter?
00:16:04I was just kidding
00:16:05Oh, I see you was
00:16:06Say, Spider
00:16:07What's the matter?
00:16:08You know, I expected an advance from my agent today
00:16:09Yeah
00:16:10And didn't receive it, so
00:16:11Will you let me tune till next week?
00:16:12Oh, yes
00:16:13I promise I'll let you go to the dance
00:16:14And you're going, you know
00:16:15Yes, you do
00:16:16There you are
00:16:17Now, whatever you do, get yourself a girlfriend
00:16:18Oh, I will get one
00:16:19I will get one
00:16:20I will, I'll tell you
00:16:21I'll see you there, huh?
00:16:22Oh, my, you look so nice
00:16:23Oh, I'm in there
00:16:24Say, lookie here
00:16:25What?
00:16:26Another thing, you know, you're easily getting mad
00:16:27In case anybody's doing this thing
00:16:28Or starting an argument
00:16:29We can dance tonight
00:16:30In case you get mad at all
00:16:32If they want to fight
00:16:33Yeah
00:16:34Or pull off my clothes
00:16:35If they feel like they want to cut you
00:16:36I'll see you, yeah
00:16:37I'll take care of everything
00:16:38So long, Spider
00:16:39Well, hello, Viv here
00:16:41Boy, hello, Charlie
00:16:42How have you been?
00:16:43Oh, I've been around
00:16:44I haven't seen you lately
00:16:45Well, naturally, you wouldn't, honey
00:16:46I'm following the horses nowadays
00:16:48Oh, I see
00:16:49You're a street cleaner now, huh?
00:16:51Uh, no street cleaning, honey
00:16:52I just made $15,000 today
00:16:54And I thought I'd walk around
00:16:55And see what the girls and boys
00:16:56At the boarding house are doing
00:16:57$15,000?
00:16:58Yes, it is
00:16:59Oh, are you really sick, ain't you?
00:17:00Yes, Emma
00:17:01Are you going to the vet tonight?
00:17:02Well, I was thinking about it
00:17:03Uh, who's the wolf?
00:17:05I haven't picked one yet
00:17:06Ow!
00:17:07Oh, yeah
00:17:08Well, all right, Joe
00:17:09It's all right
00:17:10I didn't mean
00:17:11Oh, hello, Spider
00:17:12Hello
00:17:13I was looking for you
00:17:14Yeah
00:17:15I got me a fine chick, old man
00:17:16Oh, you have?
00:17:17You better let me have two more dollars
00:17:19You didn't have nothing but a notion of going, did you?
00:17:21Well, I just had
00:17:22I'll see you today
00:17:23Yeah, I thank you very much
00:17:24I'll see you
00:17:25Okay, uh, say hey
00:17:26Uh, Tally, come here
00:17:27What's my...
00:17:28You got the wrong girl?
00:17:29The wrong girl?
00:17:30Yeah, that's me there
00:17:31Oh, uh, Esther
00:17:32Miss, uh, Miss Harris, do you know him?
00:17:34Know him?
00:17:35Him?
00:17:36I never knew anything that looked like him in all the days of my life
00:17:39I see right now
00:17:40I've got to get you all told, I'll tell you
00:17:42Now, pardon me just like all the rest of the common men
00:17:45You don't know when you really got a friend
00:17:48I loan you my clothes, my money, you turn around and take my gal
00:17:52You just can't stand prosperity, that's all
00:17:55Why, the lady says, my boy, that she don't know you
00:17:57You don't
00:17:58Well, I believe she's true
00:17:59Well, that ought to do
00:18:00Oh, yeah?
00:18:01You see, guys like you are out of style nowadays
00:18:03Yeah
00:18:04So, Mr. Common Trash, be on your merry way
00:18:06Yeah
00:18:07Oh, pardon me there
00:18:08Gimme
00:18:11I said gimme
00:18:14Now, since you've been so deceiving, thought you're standing so pat
00:18:18I think you better let me have my old high-step hat
00:18:23Man, gimme
00:18:25I said gimme my hat
00:18:27You hear my hat?
00:18:29Now, what this man is talking about, I really can't see
00:18:32Why, lady, I'm only getting back, guess what this song borrowed for me, that's all
00:18:37That's all right, darling
00:18:38I'll make an excuse for you, honey
00:18:40I'll stay right, Mr. Paul, and your hat will go out the window
00:18:44You see, she wants me to go with her anyway
00:18:46Yeah
00:18:47She's gonna make an excuse for me
00:18:48That's right
00:18:49Come on, honey
00:18:50Oh, pardon me
00:18:51Gimme
00:18:52I said gimme
00:18:54I said gimme
00:18:55Oh, no
00:18:57Now, I think you've been so deceiving to stand out in front of all these folks
00:19:01I think you better let me have my old full-dressed coat
00:19:05Oh, no
00:19:06Oh, I said gimme, man
00:19:07You know what I'm saying? I said gimme my coat
00:19:10That's what I'm saying
00:19:11Now, what this man is talking about, I still can't see
00:19:15Lady, you stay out this mess, I'm only getting back just what he borrowed from me, that's all
00:19:21That's all right, darling
00:19:22I'll make another excuse for you, sweetheart
00:19:24I'll say it's too warm for you to wear a coat
00:19:27You see, she's gonna make another excuse for me
00:19:29Oh
00:19:30It's too warm to wear a coat
00:19:31You haven't been out lately, have you?
00:19:33Oh, come on, honey
00:19:34Oh, pardon me now
00:19:35Gave me
00:19:36I said gimme
00:19:39I said gimme
00:19:43Now, I think you've been so deceiving and tried to act so brand new
00:19:47I think you better let me have them old patent leather shoes
00:19:50Oh, no
00:19:51Oh, no, nothing
00:19:52Gimme, man
00:19:54Oh, man, gimme the shoes
00:19:56What the matter, darling
00:19:58Look at there, you done turned them over already there
00:20:01So you're trying to keep me from going to the dam
00:20:03I ain't trying to stop you, I'm just stopping my clothes, that's all
00:20:06Well, I bet you I'm going
00:20:07You'll bet what?
00:20:08I'll bet you $4
00:20:09Where is it at?
00:20:10Here it is
00:20:11This is my foe now, where is your foe at now?
00:20:13Well, I oughta
00:20:14Oh, fool him, devil, fool him
00:20:16Oh, come on, honey
00:20:17Oh, no, brother
00:20:18I really can't use you now
00:20:20Ain't nobody use him now
00:20:22Stand up there just as barefoot to the yard, though
00:20:25Done gone and brought a new style to Harlem there
00:20:28A new look with a walking cane
00:20:30Now, there you stand barefoot and everybody can see
00:20:35And if you make it with that gal there put it
00:20:38It's all right with me
00:20:39Them pants is mine
00:20:40I can't wind him
00:20:41I can't wait
00:20:42I can't wait
00:20:43I can't wait
00:20:44I can't wait
00:20:47To the left
00:20:49To the right
00:20:50Let see
00:20:51Then
00:20:52You're ready
00:20:53To the right
00:20:54To the right
00:20:55Go
00:20:56Hello, who are you?
00:21:13Marty!
00:21:15He got away from one thing, I got his clothes.
00:21:23Oh, my best silver!
00:21:27Why, you dirty little...
00:21:30He's trying to make me say something, yes.
00:21:50Hey, Staggy! Staggy!
00:21:52Oh, Mercy, what is Mom's...
00:21:55Why, Staggy!
00:21:56Stop eating them feathers like that!
00:21:58Don't you know there ain't no chicken on the end of them?
00:22:00If it was, I done eat it myself!
00:22:03Now listen, we just have to go out and hustle some breakfast somewhere.
00:22:06We ain't got nothing to eat, Staggy.
00:22:08They say we ain't got nothing to eat!
00:22:10Mom done told...
00:22:12Mom done must...
00:22:14Oh, I see what you mean.
00:22:18Well, you know I always know that wind up eating up my...
00:22:23Well, it's got to be done.
00:22:26And I'm hungry, too.
00:22:28Mmm, I sure hate to do this, but it's got to be done.
00:22:33Now, ain't no use to act like that.
00:22:36Ain't no...
00:22:37I'll write home and tell the folks that you died for a mighty good cause.
00:22:42Yes, I will.
00:22:43Uh, brother, I hate to do this to you.
00:22:50But it's got to be done.
00:22:52You see, Staggy, he's a big attraction.
00:22:56And we've got to keep him alive.
00:22:58And besides, he's too tough.
00:23:00Then, who ever heard talk of a...
00:23:02Stagunky stupid?
00:23:04Well, it's got to be done.
00:23:07Look here, I tell you what you do, brother.
00:23:08Be a man.
00:23:09Walk into it.
00:23:10Walk into it.
00:23:11Come on, walk in.
00:23:12So you won't talk, huh?
00:23:14I know what I'll do.
00:23:16I'll shut my eyes.
00:23:17And I know it's not what I'll do it.
00:23:21Ow!
00:23:22Boy, you like to make me break my leg.
00:23:24And you broke my knife, too.
00:23:26Oh, excuse me, Mama.
00:23:27There ain't no way to kill no rabbits.
00:23:29Well, I don't know how you kill them.
00:23:30Get him here.
00:23:31I'll do it.
00:23:32It ain't just a shame.
00:23:33Uh, uh, say, Monk, uh, loan me a quarter, will you please?
00:23:37Loan you a quarter?
00:23:38Yes, ma'am.
00:23:39What's the name of that man that, in the olden times,
00:23:42that slid down the tree and knocked all the bark off of it?
00:23:45Now, let me see.
00:23:46That was, uh, Ezekiel.
00:23:48Ezekiel?
00:23:49Yeah, that's who it was.
00:23:50Ezekiel slides back up the tree and fix all that bark on.
00:23:54Then maybe I'll lend you a quarter.
00:23:56Oh, I'll wait on that.
00:23:58All right.
00:23:59Now, look here, Mom.
00:24:00Uh, when you get through, call me, hear?
00:24:03Yeah, I'll call you when dinner's through.
00:24:06Now, ain't that a shame?
00:24:08Duster done broke my best knife.
00:24:10Wait a minute, now.
00:24:11Wait a minute, honey.
00:24:12Now, now, now.
00:24:13Didn't Mom give you a nice supper?
00:24:15Now, you must be scared, Mom.
00:24:16Give you a whole lot of supper.
00:24:17See, Mom ain't gonna hurt you.
00:24:19Just go cut your head off.
00:24:21Cause if I don't, you see, Mom's children ain't gonna have nothing to eat tonight.
00:24:25Now, who's that ringing that doorbell?
00:24:27Now, you stay right there.
00:24:29Be nice, baby.
00:24:30Mom coming right back.
00:24:32Let's get that rabbit ditched in the world.
00:24:36Uh, good Lord.
00:24:37Come in, Jim.
00:24:38Uh, huh, uh, uh, uh, uh?
00:24:39P-p-p-put that knife, uh, uh, uh, away!
00:24:44Aw, this is not for you.
00:24:46Oh.
00:24:47You-you see I'm from...
00:24:50Sloan's...loan's...and...
00:24:53Your p-payment is due on your p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-piana.
00:24:56Well, maybe this is for you.
00:24:58Uh, say, what's up, Mom?
00:25:01Mom, he's from Sloan's Lone, and he came to see about a piano.
00:25:09Uh-oh.
00:25:09Oh, piano.
00:25:10Yep.
00:25:11Piano.
00:25:12Just a minute.
00:25:13I'll see about it for you right away.
00:25:23Three whistles.
00:25:25The guy for the piano.
00:25:31Come over here.
00:25:39Now, look.
00:25:40I've checked all over.
00:25:41There's no piano in this house.
00:25:44But there must be a piano.
00:25:52What are you doing to me?
00:25:54Now, I told you, there's no piano in this house.
00:26:03If you want to look, you can look.
00:26:05Look in some of the other rooms if you want to.
00:26:07That's what I'm going to do.
00:26:09Because they want me here.
00:26:14Don't play.
00:26:19Don't disturb the paying voters.
00:26:21Mom's laugh.
00:26:22Well, all right, I'll look at it in his belly.
00:26:29Well, Grant, look in the cold.
00:26:37I'd like to find the piano.
00:26:42Now, this is the kitchen.
00:26:43Have a good look.
00:26:45Oh, Mr. Stanley, why don't you forget all about it?
00:26:49Now, come on, stay for dinner.
00:26:51Why, we're going to have some nice rabbit stews.
00:26:54You like rabbit stews?
00:26:57Yeah, but I've got to go.
00:27:00I told the man I'm on the boat.
00:27:04Thanks, I will.
00:27:11Gentlemen, I want you to meet Mr.
00:27:13Mr. Stanley from the Sloan's Loan Company.
00:27:25Oh, am I late?
00:27:29Well, just a little bit, Lila.
00:27:31Now, children, I want you to meet Mom's new boarder.
00:27:34This is Lila.
00:27:35How do you do?
00:27:37How do you do?
00:27:39Won't you please have my seat?
00:27:41Please come over and sit over on this side of the table.
00:27:43No, please come over and take my seat.
00:27:45It's my seat.
00:27:47I'm the one that's me.
00:27:53Now, now.
00:27:55Don't do that.
00:27:57You never put me off that last.
00:27:59You hear what? Shut up, boy.
00:28:01You see what I said?
00:28:03You're fine, sir.
00:28:05Let me go get them cakes.
00:28:07I'm tired of you children, of course.
00:28:09Excuse me.
00:28:11Let me have your fork.
00:28:13What on earth do you want my fork for?
00:28:15You'll see.
00:28:17You always use two forks?
00:28:19Only when I have a young lady.
00:28:21A beautiful young lady at my side.
00:28:31See what I mean?
00:28:33Don't you see me?
00:28:35You're fine.
00:28:37You're so good.
00:28:39No, good.
00:28:41No, don't, ready?
00:28:43Oh, I'm the owner of Mr. Stanley.
00:28:45I'm the owner of Mr. Stanley.
00:28:47I'm the owner of Mr. Stanley.
00:28:49Mr. Stanley.
00:28:51Mom will get you some more.
00:28:52Thank you so much.
00:28:53I sure do, like potato pan-cheats.
00:28:56You don't starve, all right.
00:28:58Yes, you will.
00:29:02See what I mean?
00:29:03Well, I declare.
00:29:04Yeah, I see what you mean.
00:29:10Just the fact you're not going to get nothing to eat at all.
00:29:13See what I mean?
00:29:16That's too bad.
00:29:19Oh, you, you, you, you, you, you, you.
00:29:21Shut up.
00:29:23Tell me, how do you like it here?
00:29:30Oh, it's grand.
00:29:32But if I don't get a job by the end of the week,
00:29:34I'm going to have to leave.
00:29:36I only have enough of one week's board.
00:29:38One week's board?
00:29:39That's all I ever paid, and I've been here six months.
00:29:41But how does Mom manage?
00:29:43Well, to tell you the truth, I never ask her.
00:29:45I guess she's got insurance money.
00:29:48You mean Mom had insurance money.
00:29:52Ha!
00:29:53It's all gone now.
00:29:55I've got something to tell you children after dinner.
00:29:58A little bad news.
00:30:00Oh, I won't spoil your dinner.
00:30:02Go ahead and eat.
00:30:03Mom will tell you after dinner.
00:30:05All right?
00:30:06Okay.
00:30:09Well, back to dinner dishes to me, children, will you?
00:30:12I hope you enjoyed the rabbit stew.
00:30:14Yes.
00:30:15Well, thanks for the dinner, and if you see a piano, let me know.
00:30:21I said to you, Mr. Stanley, you'll be here for much very soon.
00:30:25For a loan.
00:30:26For a loan.
00:30:39Don't disturb the paying boarders.
00:30:41Oh, no.
00:30:42Excuse me.
00:30:43But if you see a piano, let me know, yeah?
00:30:50Bye.
00:30:51Bye.
00:30:52Well, children, this is it.
00:30:58Everything's going out.
00:30:59Nothing comes in.
00:31:00And to tell you the truth, Mom's broke.
00:31:05And if I don't have $50 for 12 o'clock tonight, the landlord said he's going to throw everybody
00:31:11out of here.
00:31:12Your stinking uncle and all, Doc.
00:31:13Well, you see, I've been sleeping in the park so long till it don't worry me.
00:31:28Maybe we can all pool our money.
00:31:29I still have $2.50.
00:31:30You won't have it if I know where it is.
00:31:32Listen.
00:31:33Well, if we pool all of our money, we'll have $2.50.
00:31:36You won't have it if I know where it is.
00:31:39Well, if we pool all of our money together with your $2.60, we wouldn't have $3, honey.
00:31:48Won't the red collector take something on account?
00:31:51On account of what?
00:31:52On account of we ain't got but $2.60.
00:31:56Oh, he ain't going to stand for that.
00:31:58Oh, don't worry, Mom.
00:32:00Something will turn up.
00:32:01Where's your $2 at, honey?
00:32:03I'll bind your own business, Dusty.
00:32:04You're always ready to...
00:32:05I'm going to pay your back?
00:32:06When?
00:32:07Oh, I'll pay it back, chur.
00:32:10When I get it.
00:32:11Ain't that something?
00:32:13I got a gig.
00:32:14Got a gig where?
00:32:16It ain't come up yet but it's promised to me.
00:32:18Yeah.
00:32:19You let me know when it comes up and I'll have one with you.
00:32:23Mom ain't none of them hotcakes left?
00:32:25No.
00:32:26Huh.
00:32:27Simon.
00:32:28That man would never take nothing on account.
00:32:31My children, that man is so mean.
00:32:34Don't you know he's liable to walk in here at one minute after 12 and open the door and throw us all out the window?
00:32:41I wish I could cook him just one meal.
00:32:45That's all, brother.
00:32:47Well, kids, might as well brace up and pack up too.
00:33:10I think this is the bad news.
00:33:13So get ready for it.
00:33:17Come on in, Dre.
00:33:23You got the 50 bucks?
00:33:28No, I ain't.
00:33:29Then out you go, all of you.
00:33:34Ah, something new has been added.
00:33:42Well, you see, babe, today is the last day of the month.
00:33:46In exactly three minutes, everyone gets thrown out.
00:33:51Of course, now, if you were my wife and they were friends of yours, I might reconsider.
00:33:57I need time to think it over.
00:34:00You have plenty of time.
00:34:02Exactly two minutes.
00:34:05Oh, I need more time.
00:34:07I'll give you 24 hours to make up your mind.
00:34:10I'll be back tomorrow night at midnight.
00:34:12If it's no, out you all go.
00:34:18Oh, Lila, darling, gee, you were wonderful.
00:34:30Yeah.
00:34:31Mom didn't know you could jive like that.
00:34:33You jived already.
00:34:34Mom gonna adopt you.
00:34:36Ah, thank you.
00:34:38You are a sight jive.
00:34:40You mean you were only stalling him?
00:34:42You're not considering?
00:34:43What do you take me for, anyway, of all the nerves?
00:34:46Wait, wait, Lila.
00:34:47I didn't understand.
00:34:51I'm Lila Foster.
00:34:52Say, I'd know you anywhere.
00:34:54Your dad and I trooped together for years.
00:34:56How is Joe?
00:34:57He's fine.
00:34:58This is Jerry Lewis, a friend of mine.
00:35:00Glad to know you, Jerry.
00:35:02Any friend of Joe's daughter is a friend of mine.
00:35:05Jerry and I are singers, and we were wondering if you'd let us try out your next show.
00:35:09Oh, I'm sorry, Lila, but if you've been reading the papers, you know that there won't be another.
00:35:14I had another flop.
00:35:15Does that mean you're quitting?
00:35:17Oh, no.
00:35:18A fortune teller told me to quit.
00:35:21A who?
00:35:22A fortune teller?
00:35:23Yeah, what's wrong with that?
00:35:24Well, nothing.
00:35:26Say, I know a wonderful fortune teller.
00:35:30Why not let her tell you a fortune?
00:35:31I just told you I just had my fortune told.
00:35:34But, Mr. Norman, when a doctor tells a patient he had something seriously wrong with him,
00:35:39doesn't a patient go to another doctor for another opinion?
00:35:43Well, a doctor can be wrong.
00:35:45Oh, I see what you mean.
00:35:46Where is this wonderful fortune teller?
00:35:49Uh, at the tropical tea room.
00:35:52Well, come on, let's go right now.
00:35:54No, no, she don't begin until 4 o'clock.
00:35:57All right, I'll see you there at that time.
00:35:59It's a date.
00:36:00Thank you, Mr. Norman.
00:36:01Goodbye.
00:36:02Oh, goodbye.
00:36:03Your thoughts are done.
00:36:05What do you know?
00:36:09You know it all about experiencing show business.
00:36:12I ain't never been a fortune teller before.
00:36:15Well, Mom, you know what to say and what to do.
00:36:18Oh, yes.
00:36:19This town's a tale.
00:36:20Now, what about Mom?
00:36:22I ain't never missed a cue in my life.
00:36:25Jerry, I still think it's a mean trick to play on Mr. Norman.
00:36:29Lila, all fair and loving show business.
00:36:32And besides, we're helping him.
00:36:35Well, I hope so.
00:36:38Here he comes now.
00:36:40Well, here I am.
00:36:42Hello, Mr. Norman.
00:36:43I'll take your hat.
00:36:44Yes.
00:36:45Madam Altura, this is Mr. Norman.
00:36:48Mr. Norman, this is the wonderful fortune teller I was telling you about.
00:36:53It is the pleasure to meet you.
00:36:54Sit down.
00:36:55No.
00:36:56I'm glad to meet you.
00:36:57I tell you a fortune.
00:36:58I tell you everything.
00:36:59These crystal balls tell everything.
00:37:00Know all.
00:37:01Understand?
00:37:02Ah.
00:37:03I can see talent.
00:37:04A house full of talent that will make your next show see begin.
00:37:11You said that right?
00:37:12Sure.
00:37:13Shut up, fool.
00:37:14I'll do the talking.
00:37:15Where is all of this fine talent?
00:37:22In mom's boarding house.
00:37:23Never heard of them.
00:37:24I heard of them.
00:37:25So have I.
00:37:26We could round them up for you.
00:37:27I know all of them.
00:37:28You can see talent.
00:37:29You can see talent.
00:37:30A house full of talent that will make your next show see begin.
00:37:33You said that right?
00:37:34Sure.
00:37:35Shut up, fool.
00:37:36I'll do the talking.
00:37:37Where is all of this fine talent?
00:37:39In mom's boarding house.
00:37:41Never heard of them.
00:37:42I heard of them.
00:37:43So have I.
00:37:44We could round them up for you.
00:37:45I know mom personally.
00:37:46Well, there's enough talent in this house for the whole show.
00:37:48Ah.
00:37:49What's mom's house not got?
00:37:50A friend next to a bueller got.
00:37:51See, bueller house got what mom's house got.
00:37:52What's that?
00:37:53Two bathrooms?
00:37:54Well, you kids round up there.
00:37:55I'll do it.
00:37:56I'll do it.
00:37:57I'll do it.
00:37:58I'll do it.
00:37:59I'll do it.
00:38:00I'll do it.
00:38:01I'll do it.
00:38:02I'll do it.
00:38:03I'll do it.
00:38:04I'll do it.
00:38:05I'll do it.
00:38:06I'll do it.
00:38:07I'll do it.
00:38:08I'll do it.
00:38:09Well, you kids round up that talent and have them in my theater in the morning at 10 sharp.
00:38:14I'll audition them there.
00:38:16And Altera, thank you.
00:38:21A hundred dollar bill.
00:38:25So long, kids.
00:38:26Bye, Mr. Norman.
00:38:27So long, Mr. Norman.
00:38:28Oh, yeah.
00:38:29I'm going crazy.
00:38:39Hey, wait for me.
00:38:56Well, what's the answer?
00:38:57Will you marry me?
00:38:58Here's your answer, brother.
00:39:00Today is the last day of the month and I don't have to accept it.
00:39:03Listen, you extended that one day and I've got witnesses to prove it.
00:39:08All right.
00:39:09But I'll get even.
00:39:11Yeah?
00:39:12Well, right now, brother, get close.
00:39:20Mr. Norman, if you'll sit on that seat, I'll introduce the acts if we'd like to have you put in your show.
00:39:26And I'll introduce them as they appear for you.
00:39:29All right.
00:39:30Go ahead.
00:39:31I'm ready and anxious to see them.
00:39:32Bring them on.
00:39:34Say, Mom, are you going to be in the show?
00:39:37Well, the children kind of was talking about they'd like for Mom to do a little dance.
00:39:42So I can't turn them down.
00:39:43I guess so.
00:39:44Yeah, once an actor, always an actor.
00:39:47You tell me.
00:39:49How about you, Jesse?
00:39:50You going to work?
00:39:51Take party.
00:39:52I say, are you in the show?
00:39:53Am I in the show?
00:39:54That's what I say.
00:39:55Ain't just a shame.
00:39:56Is I in the show?
00:39:57Well, I am the star.
00:39:58Of the show.
00:39:59Out of my way, Ham.
00:40:00Ham!
00:40:01Ham!
00:40:02What you doing now, Jesse?
00:40:03Ham, why do you appear without me?
00:40:07Ham, Ham.
00:40:08Where's some action?
00:40:09I'm going to bring.
00:40:10Get up.
00:40:11Get up.
00:40:12Get up.
00:40:13Get up.
00:40:14Get up.
00:40:15Get up.
00:40:16Get up.
00:40:17Get up.
00:40:18Get up.
00:40:19Get up.
00:40:20Get up.
00:40:21Get up.
00:40:22They're great acts, so every one of them.
00:40:23Now, Mr. Norman, we're going to give you the talent.
00:40:29The talent that we hope you're going to produce in your next show.
00:40:32And the young man that I'm going to introduce to you is a gentleman that should be a sensation.
00:40:37In fact, I know he'll be a sensation, and he should be an inspiration to us all.
00:40:42Introducing at this time, Crip Hurd.
00:40:44Take it away, Crip.
00:40:45Take it away, Crip.
00:40:46Take it away, Crip.
00:40:47Take it away, Crip.
00:40:49I live without you right.
00:40:50Nothing.
00:40:51I'm into it here.
00:40:52Nope, I'll meet.
00:40:53sek.
00:40:54Alright.
00:40:55You're welcome.
00:40:56You're welcome.
00:40:57And you're welcome.
00:40:58You're welcome, I happen to group the Holy Spirit.
00:42:41Introducing to you at this time, the Berry Brothers.
00:42:45Believe me, they're exponents of the dance.
00:42:48When you see them, I'll bet you you'll say they're definitely the Berry Brothers.
00:42:51The Berry Brothers.
00:43:21Oh, you'll never know if an apple is right until you bite it.
00:43:32Oh, you'll never know if I'm going to burn until you light it.
00:43:45You'll never know what it means to be blue until you've lost an old friend.
00:44:00You'll never know how long it will go until you ever reach me.
00:44:14Until I reach the end.
00:44:22You'll never know if that's not it.
00:44:28Say, you'll never know how good the book is.
00:44:34Say, read it through and through.
00:44:38Yeah.
00:44:39You'll never know what a kind way to do.
00:44:43Say, you said it.
00:44:44Say, you said it.
00:44:45What did you say it?
00:44:46Yeah.
00:44:48You and I put one over.
00:44:52But honey, say, you.
00:44:55Take that chance.
00:44:56And then you will never know how good the book is.
00:45:17THE END
00:45:47THE END
00:46:17A young lady that carries the name Walking by the River.
00:46:41That's our girl, Una Mae Carlisle.
00:46:45My style is breezy and my smile is teasy.
00:46:54If you think I'm easy, throw it out your mind.
00:46:59Should your heart start hurting, wondering if I'm flirting,
00:47:04And your head uncertain, throw it out your mind.
00:47:09Why, anyone can plainly see, unless they are blind,
00:47:14That I'm yours exclusively, I'm the one track kind.
00:47:19When you're out without me, never worry about me,
00:47:23Anytime you doubt me, throw it out your mind.
00:47:28Anyone can plainly see, unless they are blind,
00:47:50That I'm yours exclusively, I'm the one track kind.
00:47:55When you're out without me, never worry about me,
00:48:00Anytime you doubt me, throw it out your mind.
00:48:05Throw it, throw it out your mind.
00:48:10Mr. Norman, Una Mae Carlisle is going to do one of her own, too.
00:48:17I'm quite sure you'll like it.
00:48:18There's a crazy expression in Chicago now.
00:48:28It's a funny thing, but it's caught on somehow.
00:48:32No, it ain't like that, what you bet.
00:48:35It ain't like that, what you bet, I said.
00:48:39Yes, I said that.
00:48:41So with your help, what's a step to save your rest?
00:48:45It ain't like that, I said, yes, I said that.
00:48:50Now tell me, honey, just to make three.
00:48:55When in reality, seeing is believing and hearing is believing,
00:49:00Oh, it ain't like that, ABC, you follow me.
00:49:03It ain't like that, I said, yes, I said that.
00:49:15It ain't like that, I said, no, it ain't like that, what you bet.
00:49:43It ain't like that, it ain't like that.
00:49:48We bring you at this time, Stump and Stumpy.
00:49:51A very fine team, a little different,
00:49:54because one's about here and one's about here.
00:49:57But you put them both together, you've really got something.
00:50:00Here they are.
00:50:01And you like it nice and jumpy, how'd you do?
00:50:11I'm stuck, I'm stuck.
00:50:12And we've got strings there.
00:50:15If you think of all the cars, and you like your rhythm story,
00:50:19then it makes you moth and quarry.
00:50:21We've got strings there.
00:50:23Why, rhythm?
00:50:24It's really what you need.
00:50:26Where's that shit?
00:50:27If you buy from me, we'll be tallow.
00:50:30We'll bring, but not for planning.
00:50:32There ain't no telling, but I don't like it.
00:50:35Stop, you're the salmon.
00:50:37I can start, you'll pick the salmon.
00:50:39Start, you'll pick the salmon.
00:50:40It is.
00:50:41All right.
00:50:43Bim-a-dib-a-dib-a-bub-a-bub-a-dee.
00:50:45Bim-a-dib-a-dib-a-bub-a-dee.
00:50:46Oh, look, I got it.
00:50:47Let me see where it's going.
00:50:48Bim-a-dib-a-dib-a-bub-a-dee.
00:50:51You've got to let me see.
00:50:52I got to try.
00:50:53Now, don't do it like that.
00:50:54I'm going to say it.
00:50:54I'm not going to let me see now.
00:50:57We've got to make the salmon.
00:50:58Don't you know, man?
00:51:00I really want you naked.
00:51:01We're sending this with salmon.
00:51:03And if you buy from me, we'll be your dish.
00:51:06Oh, it's right.
00:51:06Oh, it's right.
00:51:28I'll open the door.
00:51:58Hey!
00:52:28Hey!
00:52:58Hey!
00:53:28Mr. Norman, I'm going to introduce a lady that's terrific.
00:53:33A lady in your eyesight, and when you look and see her, you're going to feel just exactly as we do.
00:53:38We all call her Moms because she's just that dear to us.
00:53:42Professionally, she's known as Jackie Moms Mabley.
00:53:46But we all call her Moms, so what do you say, Moms?
00:53:49Take it away.
00:53:53I'm so tired, look like I have the hardest luck in the world.
00:54:00Now I've lost my job again.
00:54:03Working for the mayor, too.
00:54:05Well, it ain't my fault.
00:54:07I was doing very well to the Duke and Duchess of somewhere came over here.
00:54:14And as soon as they came over here, they said, of course, they stand with the mayor.
00:54:19The madam comes to knock me down, she says, Mom says, don't say yes, ma'am, no, ma'am, to the Duchess.
00:54:26They say, the royal's this.
00:54:30Come on in the excellent dining room.
00:54:34Eat your majesty grapefruit and all that stuff.
00:54:38Well, one day anyhow, the mayor went out for a ride on the bridal train.
00:54:43Come back in, said the mistress.
00:54:45Mom, where's the Duchess?
00:54:47I think she's in the royal bathroom.
00:54:50In the royal bathtub.
00:54:53With her royal soap.
00:54:55And her excellent wash rag.
00:54:58Scrubbing her royal hiding.
00:55:01I didn't know it was wrong.
00:55:03They fired me.
00:55:05Of course, when they fired me, when I lose my job, I lose my man.
00:55:10That is such a gut, well, kind of old, you know.
00:55:14Now, don't get me wrong.
00:55:15It ain't no disgrace to be old.
00:55:17But darn it, if it ain't inconvenient, I can tell you that much about it.
00:55:22Sure, I like Cab Calloway.
00:55:24Everybody's talking about it.
00:55:25I know it.
00:55:26Say, Cab treats me like a dog.
00:55:29He does.
00:55:30Treats me like a dog.
00:55:31He called me a dog.
00:55:32Yes, he did.
00:55:33What did he call me an old dog?
00:55:34Sometimes I wished I was a dog, but he was a treat.
00:55:36I didn't even tell you that much.
00:55:37Well, Luther.
00:55:38Looks like it's about time for Mom to get away from this.
00:55:40It's been a long time since I spanked these boys.
00:55:41So I want you to play it real pretty for the people and see if Mom can't do a little rebuff for them.
00:56:01Take it away, Luther.
00:56:03Wait, wait a minute, Luther.
00:56:04Don't play it like that, Luther.
00:56:06Play it like you're playing for one day.
00:56:08Big people, you know.
00:56:09Make it pretty and one of them symphonic stuff.
00:56:11All that stuff.
00:56:12Hey, honey, make me look like Lena Horne if you possibly care if they're Mr. Lightman.
00:56:15That's better, baby.
00:56:16Come on, Luther.
00:56:17Knock me out, Luther.
00:56:18Thanks, honey.
00:56:19I love the dance.
00:56:20At least I used to love the dance.
00:56:24I love the dance.
00:56:25I love the dance.
00:56:26At least I used to love the dance.
00:56:39I'll get you over this dance.
00:56:40Made it!
00:56:41Made it!
00:56:42Made it!
00:56:43Made it!
00:56:44Made it!
00:56:45Haha!
00:56:46Here he comes!
00:56:48I'm going to get you over this dance.
00:56:51Made it!
00:56:52Made it!
00:56:53Made it!
00:56:54Made it!
00:56:57Ha ha!
00:56:59Let me go.
00:57:02Made it, made it, made it, ha, ha!
00:57:20Don't say, why is your animal there?
00:57:22Huh?
00:57:22Why is your animal?
00:57:24Uh, they don't get up this time in the morning.
00:57:26No?
00:57:27Nah, I'm going on without them.
00:57:29Oh, yeah.
00:57:30Yeah.
00:57:31Very funny.
00:57:32I'm telling you, very funny.
00:57:34I suppose you're wondering who I'm speaking of being very funny.
00:57:37Well, I'm talking of a marvelous comedy team, Lewis and White.
00:57:44And now I'd like to do a little tune that I had the pleasure of doing in the show.
00:57:47Well, here I am.
00:57:48Hello there.
00:57:49How are you?
00:57:50Say, say, can't you see I'm out here trying to entertain?
00:57:53Trying?
00:57:54Are you kidding?
00:57:55Why, don't you have guests here?
00:57:57This is no place to try nothing.
00:57:58Furthermore, there's a show going on.
00:58:00What time does it start?
00:58:01Well, the show is on now.
00:58:02Yeah?
00:58:03How long is the show?
00:58:04Fifty-five minutes.
00:58:05How long are you on?
00:58:06Ten minutes.
00:58:07Be back in eleven minutes.
00:58:08Say, wait a minute.
00:58:09Where are you going?
00:58:10I'm going out enjoying the wax.
00:58:11Join the wax while the wax are for women.
00:58:13Ha, ha, ha.
00:58:14I'm for women, too.
00:58:15Ha, ha, ha.
00:58:16You know, just sit down while I run over four or five bars of Sonny Boy.
00:58:19Well, where I'm standing, Sonny, you should run over four or five bars of life, boy.
00:58:23Ha, ha, ha.
00:58:24You tell him, well, Fargo, I can't express myself.
00:58:27Ha, ha, ha.
00:58:28Are you going to let me sing this number or not?
00:58:30You a singer?
00:58:31Are you kidding?
00:58:32Ha, ha, ha.
00:58:33Well, you're ugly.
00:58:34Ha, ha, ha.
00:58:35And you'll drunk.
00:58:36Yeah, and you're ugly.
00:58:37And you'll still drunk.
00:58:38Yeah, but tomorrow I'll be sober.
00:58:40Ha, ha, ha.
00:58:41Well, I've got the kind of face you have to look at twice.
00:58:43Yeah.
00:58:44You know, you don't believe it the first time.
00:58:46Oh, you're one of those wise guys, huh?
00:58:48No, I'm not wise.
00:58:49Well, in order to be in show business nowadays, you have to have political background.
00:58:53Uh, what you mean?
00:58:54Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:58:55Everybody in my family is interested in politics.
00:58:57Is that right?
00:58:58I'm a Democrat, my wife's a Republican, my baby's wet, my cow is dry, and my cat is on
00:59:03the fence.
00:59:04Ha, ha, ha.
00:59:05Why, it's a good thing you don't have a dog.
00:59:06I got a dog, but he don't vote.
00:59:07No?
00:59:08No, he just hangs around the polls all day.
00:59:10Ha, ha, ha.
00:59:11All right, you're so smart, spell skunk.
00:59:13Skunk?
00:59:14Uh, S-K-N-K, skunk.
00:59:17S-K-N-K?
00:59:18Yeah, I left you out.
00:59:20All right, you heckling me, what can you do?
00:59:22Who, me?
00:59:23Yes, you.
00:59:24Well, I make with the poetry.
00:59:25You mean you're a poet?
00:59:26Jack, I'm a poet, know it, believe me, I can go in and I ain't scared to show it.
00:59:29Well, let me hear you recite some poetry.
00:59:31Oh, you want to hear me recite?
00:59:32That's right.
00:59:33Well, it's dramatic.
00:59:34Dramatic?
00:59:35Yep.
00:59:36Don't run away.
00:59:37Drama.
00:59:38Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, and with the price of meat the way
00:59:45that it is.
00:59:46What about it?
00:59:47That lamb has got to go.
00:59:48Then why is that the best you can do?
00:59:49Oh, no, I have another.
00:59:50Better than that first one.
00:59:51Well, it's short.
00:59:52Quickie.
00:59:53Yeah.
00:59:54Back to the point.
00:59:55Uh-huh.
00:59:56Go right ahead.
00:59:57Oh, no.
00:59:58No.
00:59:59No.
01:00:00No.
01:00:01No.
01:00:02No.
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01:00:12No.
01:00:13No.
01:00:14No.
01:00:15No.
01:00:16No.
01:00:17So possibly that he would you ever write here?
01:00:19Yes.
01:00:20Had Talent on the porch on the outside.
01:00:21rang the doorbell on the inside, a lady came in the outside and a host from Mr. Rockside
01:00:25...
01:00:26The lady sighed and cried and cried and sighed and knew, dès Rockside died, committed suicide.
01:00:30Sam, are you pretty good?
01:00:31Do you like this?
01:00:32Well, how about you coming out here with me?
01:00:33You all right?
01:00:34I'll come right on out.
01:00:35Okay.
01:00:36Well, what do you do, anyway?
01:00:37Oh, that right.
01:00:37Over to the museum this morning.
01:00:38You were?
01:00:39Played two skeletons softly.
01:00:40What were they saying?
01:00:40One said to the other, you know, if we had any guts,
01:00:43we'd get out of here.
01:00:44Say, listen.
01:00:45Oh, what took you so long getting out here?
01:00:47I had to stop by the racetrack and knock on the horse
01:00:49I got running tomorrow.
01:00:50Yeah?
01:00:50Put cocaine in his front legs, novocaine in his hind legs,
01:00:53benzene in his mouth, and stumps from marijuana in his nose.
01:00:57Say, you think he'll come in first?
01:00:58He might not come in first, Jim, but he'll be the happiest
01:01:01horse in there.
01:01:02So now that's Rowdy, how about doing a little something?
01:01:04Oh, you want to see me do something?
01:01:05Well, let's see, well, I do imitations, I do thematics,
01:01:07I do characters.
01:01:08Characters?
01:01:09Yeah.
01:01:09Let's see, a couple of characters.
01:01:10All right, now, remember the cowboy days?
01:01:12Yeah.
01:01:12Well, no, I've got a better deal than that.
01:01:16I can imitate different types of people.
01:01:17Yeah?
01:01:18Yeah, now, say, for instance, now, a cab driver.
01:01:20A cab driver?
01:01:20Yeah.
01:01:21Yeah.
01:01:21Now, I can imitate a cab driver.
01:01:22Should a gangster ask him to drive him someplace to rob a bank
01:01:25or something?
01:01:25Yeah.
01:01:26But I need your help.
01:01:26Me.
01:01:27Hey, see, I'm going to be the cab.
01:01:28He wants you to be the gangster.
01:01:30You can play the part of coffee head, can't you?
01:01:31Yeah.
01:01:32See, you come along, I don't see you.
01:01:34I'm leaning on my cab.
01:01:35And out of the clear blue sky, you ask me.
01:01:38Somebody stole my cab already.
01:01:40Well, you know what to say.
01:01:41All right, here we go.
01:01:42OK.
01:01:43Taxi?
01:01:44Hey, Taxi.
01:01:45Hey, Stinky.
01:01:47Stinky?
01:01:48Who, me?
01:01:49Yes, you.
01:01:50What do you want?
01:01:51Come right over here.
01:01:51Who are you?
01:01:52My name is Cactus, but all my friends called me Tex.
01:01:56Where you hail from, Tex?
01:01:58Cincinnati.
01:01:59Oh, see, Stinky, you called me Stinky a couple of eggs back,
01:02:03and I don't like it.
01:02:04Reach for that there shooting arm,
01:02:06and if I don't beat you to the draw and blow your head off,
01:02:10my name is Eddie Rochester Anderson.
01:02:13Oh, oh.
01:02:18What a howl.
01:02:22Look at you up, partner.
01:02:24I told you that if I didn't beat you to the draw
01:02:28and blow your head off, my name was Rochester.
01:02:31Now, what have you got to say?
01:02:33Hello, Mr. Philly.
01:02:34Well, uh, when I won't let me get back home,
01:02:38I'd have a look at you in the ningún gallery.
01:02:40Let's go.
01:02:48Yeah, sure.
01:02:49All right.
01:02:56Well, how you got to go?
01:02:59Yeah, sure.
01:03:00THE END
01:03:30Now Mr. Norman we're going to close up the curtains
01:03:46Because we have something sensational that we're going to give
01:03:49This gentleman don't need no terrific build up
01:03:52Because you're going to recognize his name
01:03:53And the music that's going to follow his name
01:03:55And keep your toes tapping and set your soul really
01:03:58And make it happy happier
01:03:59Introducing at this time
01:04:01That man with the banner
01:04:03Dynamic personality
01:04:04Lucky Millinger
01:04:05Thank you
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01:04:54The End
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01:06:24And now the band with Paul Breckenridge.
01:06:47The End
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01:08:27Till the last star is gone.
01:08:34The End
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01:11:48Let it roll, let it roll, let it roll, let it roll, let it roll, all night long, let it roll, to the east and to the west, till I make my answer yes, let it roll, little more, little less, let it roll, to the man who rolls the best,
01:12:18roll it bright, roll all night, roll a man and roll it with all your mind.
01:12:48All right.
01:12:52Let it roll, let it roll
01:13:21All night long
01:13:23Let it roll, let it roll
01:13:25All night long
01:13:27Let it roll, let it roll
01:13:29All night long
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01:13:33All night long
01:13:35Let it roll, let it roll
01:13:39All night long
01:13:45All night long
01:13:51Introducing at this time one of our top recording artists is a young man that overnight he was
01:13:59a sensation his tunes have reached the top into a thousand years maybe I could go so far as say
01:14:05millions but let it reach your ear at this time I speak of that one and only Bull Moose Jackson
01:14:21Oh
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01:15:09Ah
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01:15:17I love you, yes I do, I want you, yes I do, I know you know it's true.
01:15:41From the way I look at you, you love me, yes you do, you need me, I need you.
01:16:07That's why I'm never blue, since I first laid eyes on you.
01:16:22I guess you knew it from the start, from the day you took my heart.
01:16:36You're the wonder I'll always admire.
01:16:45Darling, you're my guiding star, I must be wherever you are.
01:16:53You set my world on fire, I miss you, yes I do.
01:17:07Must hug you, kiss me too, I'm yours my whole life through.
01:17:23I love you, yes I do, I love you, yes I do.
01:17:39Just one more number by the band, Mr. Norman, and this is really a hot one.
01:17:54Take them away, Lucky.
01:17:55I love you, yes I do.
01:18:11Here we go.
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01:22:35Look at my children. Oh, they're so happy having so much fun
01:22:42My children happy believe me. It makes mom feel good
01:22:51If that's who I think it is will you excuse me a minute mr. No
01:23:06It's after midnight, and it's after the last day of the month. So out you go
01:23:13Here's your 50 bucks now scram ham no no no see this calendar here
01:23:21Well, that's yesterday's date and yesterday was the last day of the month
01:23:27Would you mind showing me today's date with
01:23:36the
01:23:37Yes, I see you look at it
01:23:43I've been boys it's leap year. Yeah, it's leap year and you take a leap to get out of here
01:23:50I'm all right, but you can't do that to me. Okay. I've got some right
01:23:57You know darling
01:23:58You're making me the happiest man in the world really you are
01:24:02This is the moment that I've definitely been waiting for I'll tell it you
01:24:20Upstairs with them Adam honest the goodness. That's the worst boy. I'm telling you that I got
01:24:26He's got a home and that's me up there. He got what he calls up
01:24:32The turkey that sounds like a sore throat
01:24:36Wait, come on. Let's go stand. I want to serve you
01:24:43Just how come you didn't bring me some of that right? Oh, man, do you know I had you a big one of them big rabbit legs laying out there?
01:24:50Yeah, one of them all hung we're active eating up, but I'll tell you what what I got you some nice dumplings down there in the icebox
01:24:57And who wants any dumplings hungry as I am? That's right, hungry you is you should be able to put some trash in water and feel all right
01:25:03Oh, never mind that cut the card, huh? Oh man, cut the card. This thing's hot
01:25:08If you don't take that age from out of money that sleeve there, I'm gonna send you where it's hotter than that is okay
01:25:14Mm-hmm. You know, you ought to stop trying to be so slick
01:25:18You're funny walk around with your head on your arm
01:25:22You got a man living here on the porch, Richard. Oh, no, mom. That ain't no man. That's my brother. I don't care if it's your father
01:25:30Yeah, but I didn't like wait a minute, mom. Wait a minute. Well, I'll be afraid of you
01:25:34I doubt it. Wait a minute, mom
01:25:36He's over here. What are you? Oh, man, why'd you get out of the way?
01:25:39No, no, no, no
01:25:40Wait a minute, mom, take it easy
01:25:42Hey, open the door, Richard
01:25:44Wait a minute
01:25:45Uh, uh, uh
01:25:46On the door, Richard
01:25:47I, I can say it to you, mom
01:25:49Uh, on the door, Richard
01:25:50Ain't no such a shame
01:25:51Oh, wait a minute, mom
01:25:52Oh, Richard, why don't you have my door up there?
01:25:55Ah
01:25:57The End
01:25:58The End
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01:26:02The End
01:26:04Winter
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