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00:00Whoa! What are you doing? Why would you burn down? It's your yard, man. What are you even doing?
00:04Why would you do that? Why would you be dodging this? I don't know. It's...
00:08I felt like I was from the Wild Thornberrys. That guy's like...
00:12Okay, so now you're watching the video. It's too late to leave. Don't scroll down.
00:17All right, cool. So now we have burning wood. What is the point of it?
00:21There's so much mystery, so much to find out.
00:23Stay with us. Spend the day with us.
00:26Let's figure it out together.
00:28Slay with us. No, we're not going to...
00:30Pray with us? If you want. Enjoy with us.
00:34Okay. So, wow. What... Wait. It's epoxy.
00:39It's epoxy, so they're smoothing it out. It looks kind of cool, though.
00:43Is it going to be a table or something? It could be a table. It could be whatever it wants to be, honestly.
00:48It's 2025. Yes, of course.
00:51We can do whatever we want. What do you think? What do you want to be?
00:54I think it wants to be a table now.
00:56That's just... That's just my opinion.
00:59All right, so we have some plexiglass on top, making it look worse.
01:03Yeah, but... Here we go! Revealing!
01:06It's kind of cool.
01:08But I think it's just to... No, it's... You know, the only thing I worry about is the legs.
01:15Shipping internationally.
01:18There is a lot of an hour... There's nothing else that we can sell.
01:24Dude, why we should... Please don't put any likes on it.
01:27And if you want an autographed sock from Archie himself, five billion likes.
01:34Get out of here. Come on.
01:35Five million? Come on. You got to do that.
01:38For five billion?
01:38Yeah, five billion likes. Autographed sock. Yeah.
01:41Okay, yeah.
01:41I can do it.
01:42I can do it.
01:43For every single person that likes it.
01:46That would take your whole life.
01:48It's slaving, you know?
01:50Yeah, I think so. I think so.
01:51All right, so now...
01:53We have... It looks like they use an exercise ball to get the shape, which is pretty smart.
01:57Mm-hmm.
01:58I like that. I like that.
01:59Yeah.
01:59Nice little bubbles inside as well.
02:01Ribbed for our viewing pleasure.
02:05You mean this, yeah.
02:06I like to get serious.
02:13Okay, yeah.
02:15Yeah.
02:16More oven.
02:18Yeah.
02:19But what are we going to cook in it?
02:20That's the most important question.
02:21Yes.
02:21It's not sock soup.
02:23It's not tube chicken.
02:25What will it be?
02:27I just need to know.
02:29I don't know.
02:30Maybe...
02:31Maybe axe soup, you know?
02:34Axe soup.
02:35Axe soup.
02:35Axe soup.
02:36Yeah.
02:37I like...
02:38I like hammer stew.
02:41Hammer stew.
02:41Hammer stew.
02:42Maybe screwdriver dip.
02:44Uh-huh.
02:47Flyers ravioli.
02:49Flyers ravioli is actually underrated.
02:52Yeah.
02:54Okay.
02:55Oh, they kind of shook that bit there.
02:57They thought we didn't see it.
02:58Yeah, I was hot.
02:59There was a little rewind.
03:00Check that out.
03:01Okay.
03:02We're just like...
03:03This is such a bad part.
03:04Yeah, I know.
03:04Literally, yeah.
03:06Yeah, these guys...
03:06Wait, salad.
03:08Sal?
03:09Okay.
03:10Sorry about it.
03:12No, we're not sorry.
03:13Okay.
03:14Own it when you're being a butt.
03:16Okay, so now we have some nice cement going in the cracks.
03:22It looks like an igloo.
03:23She just lifted it up.
03:26It's cool.
03:28It's a little misshapen, but...
03:30But the equation is...
03:32Pizza!
03:33We didn't think about...

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