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The Summer I Turned Pretty S3 E1
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00:00Well, I'm coming with you.
00:01Surprise!
00:02It's different than if Susanna was still here.
00:06I think she'd approve.
00:08This feels pretty magical to me.
00:10Are you ever gonna give me a second chance?
00:15I don't think I can take it if you change your mind like last time.
00:19There is nothing left between me and Conrad.
00:22There'll always be something between me and Conrad.
00:25Why? Why did you throw it all away?
00:28I thought that we loved each other.
00:31We did.
00:32You can't let them lose this house, Adam.
00:34Do this one last thing for her.
00:37Okay, then.
00:38Thanks, Dad.
00:39Yeah, this house has seen his fair share of make-outs.
00:41I like you.
00:42Even when you were just my little sister's annoying best friend.
00:47I don't want to get between you guys anymore.
00:49So, we're friends.
00:51So I release you, Conrad Fisher.
00:54I evict you from my heart.
00:56Jeremiah.
00:56I want you.
00:58I want you.
00:58I used to wait all year for summer, the magical months between June and August.
01:21But that year, I had something to look forward to in the fall.
01:25College.
01:27Are you nervous, Bean?
01:29No.
01:32Why?
01:33Should I be?
01:33Definitely.
01:34Not helpful, Stephen.
01:36Well, I'm nervous.
01:37Why would you say that, Dad?
01:41Why would you say that, Dad?
01:41Why?
01:46Oh, my life
01:49It's changing every day
01:53In every possible way
01:56Oh, my dreams
02:04It's never quite as a team
02:07Never quite as a team
02:11Okay
02:12Taylor, call me
02:21My mom always said she found her soulmate in college
02:25But I was lucky
02:26Because I had already found mine
02:29It felt like it had always been this way
02:34I told everyone that I applied to Finch
02:37Because it was a good school
02:38It had all the things I wanted
02:39And that was true
02:41The truest of all was that I just wanted to be near him
02:45I wanted him for all seasons
02:47Not just summer
02:48I miss you so much
02:50I miss you more
02:51You guys saw each other last week
02:53Hey man
02:54Hey Laura
02:55Hey Mr. Conklin
02:57Hey Jared
02:57How was the drive?
03:00It was good
03:00Lucinda
03:01Hey, you look so good
03:04Oh, Steven
03:05Sweetie, I miss you
03:07Don't be a stranger
03:08I won't
03:09I promise
03:10Hey Jared
03:14Can you take these?
03:21Yeah
03:21All right
03:23We're burning daylight, people
03:24Okay
03:26He seems surprisingly good
03:29Yeah, well I heard him crying through the walls the other night
03:32So, not so good
03:34I'll give it a week before they're back together
03:36Oh, Mr. Conklin, can you help?
03:39Yes, please
03:39I'm so sorry
03:49Steven, stop
03:59Boom
04:01Fixed it for you
04:02Ow
04:03Oh
04:03Nice
04:06You be your roommate here?
04:11Oh, that means superior bed is yours
04:14Oh
04:15You got it?
04:16Yep
04:16Almost there
04:17Come on
04:18There we go
04:19I'm still surprised you're not running with Taylor
04:22Yeah, why?
04:24She'd suck out her soul
04:25Well, we figured that this way we'd force ourselves to find our own lives
04:30Our own people, you know
04:32That's very mature of you girls
04:33I'm proud of you
04:35Kids are all grown up
04:37Oh my
04:37Dad, why are you
04:39You don't have to say that
04:40Come on, Steve
04:41Let's go get the next load
04:42Come on
04:42Yeah, we got it
04:44Come on, use those muscles
04:45Mr. Conklin, you can totally stay if you want
04:47Like, no worries
04:48I'm fine, Jeremiah
04:49No worries
04:50Don't hurt yourself
04:52So, is it gonna be weird being home all alone now?
04:56Oh, God, probably
04:57Maybe I should get really into true crime podcasts
05:00Mom, no
05:02I mean, can you find like an actual hobby or make a new friend?
05:07Huh, you make it sound like I have no life
05:09Yeah, that's because you don't
05:12That's why you're always in all of our business
05:13Ah, speaking of
05:16I was FaceTiming with Conrad and a girl stopped lying
05:19Wait, was her name Agnes?
05:21I don't know
05:22But it seems like he's doing really well out there
05:24Yeah, I guess so
05:26Oh, I have something for you
05:33Oh, my God
05:42Is this for freshman year?
05:44College is where Beck and I found each other
05:45But it's also where we found ourselves
05:47That's what I want for you
05:49Yeah, yeah
05:50I want that too
05:51Okay
05:54Here we go
05:57You know I love Jer so much
05:59But I have to say this
06:00Please don't limit yourself
06:02Part of the thrill of college is meeting new people
06:05Trying new things
06:07Just let yourself have this experience
06:09Give yourself the chance to discover all the possible versions of you
06:14Okay?
06:16Okay, I will
06:17I promise
06:19I love you
06:24I love you too
06:24Now here we are
06:29Three years later
06:31We've known each other our whole lives
06:33And in some ways it still feels like a big surprise
06:36And in other ways
06:37It feels inevitable
06:39My boyfriend
06:42My Jeremiah
06:44More and more I understand
06:46This is the way it's supposed to be
06:49He's the one
06:50My one
06:51What are you thinking?
06:54That I don't want to put my clothes back on
06:58And go to my fit psych lecture
06:59I just am not ready for this year to end
07:04Since when does Bailey Conklin not look forward to summer?
07:07Since you're graduating
07:08I mean
07:09Pretty soon we're not gonna get to do this anymore
07:14We are gonna do this for the rest of our lives
07:23Yeah
07:25You know what I mean
07:27It's just gonna be weird being here without you next year
07:31You're never gonna be without me
07:33Boston is only an hour away from Finch
07:36And before that
07:37We get the whole summer
07:39And cousins together
07:40Yeah
07:42You still sure
07:45You wouldn't rather take that internship with your dad?
07:48Hmm
07:49Spend the summer doing boring ass financial shit with my dad
07:52Or
07:54If my favorite person
07:56In my favorite place
07:58I'm good
08:00Okay
08:04No, no, no, no
08:07Five more minutes
08:08Five more minutes
08:10Wait, hold on
08:11Oh shit, it's my mom
08:14Where's my shirt?
08:17I don't know
08:18Hey mom
08:23Hey Bean, is Jeremiah there?
08:26Uh
08:27Uh, hey Lore
08:29Hey Jer
08:31Have you and Conrad started your speech for the dedication ceremony?
08:35Uh, not exactly
08:38Jeremiah, half of cousins is coming to see Susanna's memorial garden
08:41I know, but Conrad
08:43Has been, uh, busy
08:46I see
08:47Alright
08:49I will twist his arm
08:51Gently, of course
08:52Thank you
08:53Okay, yeah, mom
08:54I gotta go to class
08:55Okay
08:56Love you both
08:57Bye
08:57Love you, bye
08:58I walk you
09:00Plus I gotta go get my cap and gowns
09:03Hey
09:03Then hurry
09:04You're not making me late to class again
09:06Um, from what I recall
09:09You were the one who texted me
09:11I need to come over and take care of business
09:14Okay
09:15Business has been taken care of
09:17So let's go, buddy
09:18Buddy?
09:20Oh, I'll show you, buddy
09:21Hey, Conrad
09:33Game is Sunday
09:34You're a QP
09:35You text me, yeah
09:36Shut this dinkus into the reservation
09:39Three points of his book that you pay for
09:42Disponk the feeling that you stay for
09:44In time I want to be your best friend
09:47Eastside love is living on the west end
09:49Knocked out before you better come to
09:52Hey
09:52Come on
09:53Thank you
09:54Remind me, how long has it been since you've been back there?
09:57A while
09:58Um
09:59Part of me thinks it's better if I just don't go back
10:02That's normal
10:03You probably feel a lot of pressure for everything to go perfectly
10:06I mean, yeah
10:08Of course
10:10But I know
10:12I can't control it
10:14And yeah, there's all that shit with my dad
10:18But me and Jared have been solid
10:19So it's not
10:20It's not that
10:21Okay, then what is it?
10:23I don't know
10:24Let's try something
10:27Instead of focusing on everything that could go wrong
10:30When you go back
10:31Let's try
10:32Walking through a version of the day where everything goes right
10:36Okay
10:37All right
10:38So
10:39Take a deep breath
10:40Now
10:45Tell me about the best possible version of this day
10:48Everyone
10:53Gets along
10:56And yeah
10:57I don't know
10:58It's okay
10:59It's all right
10:59Let's just take it one step at a time
11:02All right
11:03You fly into Boston
11:04What happens next?
11:06My flight lands on time
11:08Yeah
11:08No delays
11:10No traffic
11:12I'm
11:16Sailing down the highway
11:19Record time
11:20I
11:22See the entering Cousins beach sign
11:25And it feels like home
11:27And I
11:31Pull into the parking lot
11:34And everyone's there
11:35That's good
11:35Keep going
11:37Jared and I
11:38Give our speech
11:39And we
11:39Say exactly the right thing
11:42To honor our mom
11:42Um
11:46And what do you see?
11:49The whole town's there
11:50Everyone who loved my mom
11:53Even dad looks proud
11:57Laurel's doing that thing
12:00Where she smiles and cries
12:01At the same time
12:02Steven's next to her
12:04Looking at us
12:05Like
12:05You got this
12:06Uh
12:07Next to him
12:10Yeah
12:10There's
12:15Just a
12:17Lot of people who
12:18Love my mom
12:19That's it?
12:22Yeah
12:23That's the day
12:25Hey
12:35Hey
12:36You're still missing
12:40At home
12:40No
12:42I mean
12:45Every once in a while
12:46I think
12:46What if I
12:47Hadn't
12:48Jumped for that ball
12:49And messed up my knee
12:50It's just weird
12:53How
12:54One choice
12:55Can end up
12:56Shaping your whole future
12:57Well without it
12:59You wouldn't have
12:59Found sports psychology
13:00I think I would have
13:03It just would have
13:04Taken me longer
13:04To get there
13:05Yo belly chair
13:06What up baby
13:07Hey
13:07What's up girl
13:10Hey
13:10How you doing
13:11Hey
13:11Are you ready for tomorrow?
13:13Oh yeah
13:13Dude we have to crush
13:14Those delts at finals
13:15We're going to crush them
13:16Rush them
13:17We're going to crush them
13:18Dude come play with us
13:19I'm sorry man
13:20I'm going to go grab my cap and gown
13:22Okay
13:23Alright later
13:24Hey see you man
13:24Bye girl
13:25Bye
13:26See ya
13:26You're great
13:27Hey after tomorrow
13:30You can stop pretending
13:31You don't hate my frat
13:32Oh god
13:34I can't wait
13:34I'm kidding
13:36I don't hate your frat
13:38That much
13:39Uh meet you at the dining hall
13:45I can't
13:46I'm studying with Taylor and Annika
13:47But I'll come over after
13:50I promise
13:51Okay
13:52Bye
13:54Bye bells
13:56Conklin set up a call
14:03With the founding partners
14:04At Paisley
14:05Why?
14:06The earnings are trash
14:07You see their burn rent
14:08Right remind me
14:09Which one of us is a senior associate
14:11And which one is a glorified intern
14:12Okay I've been here six months
14:14Denise
14:14Yes I know
14:16And you graduated early
14:17With honors from Princeton
14:19Please just
14:19Tell me all about it again
14:21As if I don't have actual work to do
14:23Good call on the nectar analysis
14:25Steven
14:25Uh yeah
14:27Yeah thank you
14:28I mean you know
14:29It's an interesting position
14:30Minimal exposure
14:31But it's early
14:32Couldn't agree more
14:33Nice work
14:34Keep it up
14:36People are noticing
14:36Well done pretending like you actually give a shit about this job
14:42I do give a shit
14:43Yeah but you don't love it
14:44Okay who loves their job
14:46I do
14:47Okay and I think you have an unhealthy relationship with work
14:49Okay
14:49Come on a job's a job
14:51You know sentiment does not apply
14:53Oh it's really a shame
14:54Today's youth lack passion
14:56Oh today's
14:57You are like two years older than me
14:59Three
14:59And you report to me
15:01Coming to happy hour tonight?
15:04Ooh
15:04Let me see
15:06Brown liquor finance bros
15:08I mean it sounds tempting
15:10Hmm
15:10But uh
15:11I've got some pre-existing commitments
15:13Passion Conklin
15:15I'll serve you well
15:16Can you pay someone to do this?
15:29You love my feet sicko
15:31No
15:32What I love
15:34Is your belly button
15:41Stop trying to smell my belly button
15:44I'm sorry I can't help it
15:45I can't
15:46I can't
15:46I can't
15:46I can't
15:47I can't
15:47I can't
15:48I can't
15:49I can't
15:50I can't
15:51I can't
15:52I can't
15:53I can't
15:54I can't
15:55You could call me you baby
15:58But we say we're just every time
16:02Friends
16:03Just for now
16:04Yeah but friends don't say words
16:07That make friends feel like
16:09All it doesn't
16:10Taylor
16:11That's my sister
16:13Oh shit
16:14Shit
16:14Shit
16:15Shit
16:16Hi
16:21What's up?
16:22You early?
16:23Feel like
16:23You're a little early
16:25No, I'm on time
16:27Do you still want to study with me and Annika or are you too busy?
16:30Ha no, I just
16:33Look up for my nap. Um
16:35Let me just
16:36Get dressed and I'll meet you in the library. Okay, I mean, you know I'm not gonna rat you out for having your boyfriend in your room, right?
16:42What? He's not in here
16:46Just just tell Davis that I'm glad he finally ditched the gray sweatpants because they leave too little to the imagination
16:50Those aren't Davis's. They're mine. Menswear is in sure. Yeah, okay. Um, I'll see you in the library
16:58Bye Davis
17:04Where's pretty boy anyway, huh? Uniqlo having to sell him chockers. Oh
17:09I mean come on Tay. It's Friday night. I guess you guys aren't that serious
17:13Yeah, no, he wants to spend the summer in New York because I'll be there for my internship and you can't stand being away from me
17:19But sure not serious. No, sure sure. I mean the guy can't even be bothered to wear pants with a zipper
17:25But uh, no, I'm sure he'll figure out summer in New York right now if you if you if you say so, Dad
17:31Stop pretending to be jealous. Sure. I'm not
17:35You're not pretending or you're not jealous
17:39Both
17:42Neither I
17:44Don't I don't know
17:46Oh, you are confusing me. I'm confusing you? Mm-hmm. You are. Why?
17:53Do you want me to be jealous?
17:56No
18:02I want you just like this
18:08No drama
18:11No strings
18:13It's the only way that this works
18:24Okay, I have to study
18:32What? Nothing. I can like feel you looking at me. Just thinking
18:43Oh my god what what I got off the waitlist for study abroad shut up for real
18:50Yeah, it says someone dropped out so I guess
18:53Oh my god, probably fall semester in Paris
18:55Hell yeah, I mean, I don't know I kind of got used to the idea of staying here
18:59Like I already registered for classes and you know, we were gonna get that apartment together
19:04We don't even worry about it. I'll go in on the pine street place with shani and rachel
19:11Yeah, but I mean that i'm you know gonna miss all the senior year stuff too
19:14Oh my god, who cares about the senior year stuff
19:17You can do that with jared this week. This is paris. We're talking about we know we're talking about paris for real
19:23You're going and i'm coming to visit
19:26Yeah, so am I i want to go to the chanel on rue cambin it's kimball
19:31Campbell
19:40You're never gonna believe it but
19:43Hey what's wrong are you sick?
19:48No i'm not sick i'm just a fucking idiot and i'm not graduating
19:52I'm not graduating. What do you mean? I went to get my cap and gown and my name wasn't on the list
19:56Yeah, well it must be a mistake right?
19:59Nope it turns out that I needed to take some extra core classes when I switched my major and the ones I took before
20:07Don't count
20:08Oh, shit. I'm so sorry jare
20:11I can't believe i'm going to be a super senior taking freshman classes. It's so embarrassing. Hey, there's nothing to be embarrassed about
20:19Come here
20:21At least we could spend some more time together
20:31Yeah
20:34What was the news that you wanted to give me?
20:37Oh um
20:40Today i i walked in on taylor and davis
20:46post-coital
20:47Ugh i mean i didn't see him i just saw his pants and then taylor got all cagey and
20:54Oh my god
20:55I know whose pants those are they're steven's i mean they're some stupid designer and he was preening at himself in the mirror the last time i saw him
21:03Steven and taylor are hooking up again i don't have the energy to be surprised yeah
21:07But i mean this time taylor has davis and steven has mia they've never done the cheating thing before
21:13I don't feel like dissecting their relationship right now
21:19Yeah
21:19Yeah
21:20Yeah i'm sorry right
21:22Well do you want to go get midnight waffles
21:25No i just want to be here with you can we just cuddle
21:30Just cuddle
21:33Yeah
21:39I'm not going anywhere
21:40I'm not going anywhere
21:43I love you buddy
21:45I love you too
21:50Hmm
21:52Are you still here yeah i uh i kept waiting for your sisters to leave but then uh
22:15Ah more people kept showing up there was a lot of shouting i just fell asleep
22:23It was settlers of katan night
22:27Um
22:30They're all at the bar now so it should be safe to slip out
22:33Yeah okay
22:36Or i could stay the night
22:40We don't do sleepovers
22:42Yeah
22:44Yeah you're right
22:48Okay
22:49Then we won't sleep
23:12There you are
23:15Hey agnes
23:16Are you studying you know the year's over right
23:20It's uh
23:22Paper dr namazi published
23:24Last spring on critical care strategy
23:26I wanted to be prepared
23:28Since we're in the final round i don't know if that's your speed or if that's a me thing or
23:33Yeah um
23:35About that uh
23:37They announced you got it
23:39They did
23:39Me
23:43Dude
23:44Yeah
23:45Congratulations
23:46Thank you thank you
23:47You deserve it
23:48Thanks
23:51Oh and you
23:53We're both in
23:54So messed up
23:55I'm sorry i had to
23:56I had to
23:57Congratulations
23:58Congratulations
24:00Drinks tomorrow night to celebrate
24:02Absolutely
24:02Obviously
24:03And they moved up the start date to this week
24:06To this week
24:06Mm-hmm
24:07Okay
24:08Great
24:10What
24:11Do you think
24:13Dr namazi would give me a few days off if i asked for it
24:16Conrad what are you talking about we worked months for this
24:19No i know
24:22I just have like a family thing coming up
24:24I mean you could ask
24:26Namazi's notorious for firings and one day one but sure why not piss her off before you even start
24:31No
24:33No this job is my priority
24:34Duh
24:36Okay let me see that
24:38All right
24:38Good morning
24:59Hot bucket
25:04Coffee
25:08Wait did you go to the kitchen
25:14Yeah
25:14Did someone see you
25:16Uh
25:17I don't think so i mean the place is weirdly empty
25:21It is
25:23Oh shitty shit
25:24Shit
25:26What time is it
25:26I don't know like
25:2810 10 15
25:29It was supposed to be up like an hour ago
25:30Chill it's saturday
25:32Yeah it's the last saturday before finals
25:35Okay you say that like i have any idea what you're talking about
25:38Finals freak out
25:39Hello
25:40It's a greek thing i do it every year
25:43It's like the olympics but with binge drinking
25:45I don't think i will ever get over taylor juul sorority girl
25:51You know like jer i get
25:54Man was born to be in a frat i mean look at him
25:57But you
25:58I rushed so that i could make connections for my future dummy
26:01It's no different than your little princeton eating club
26:04Whoa
26:05Personal jack
26:06Relax
26:16Is that mia
26:17Uh
26:19Uh yeah
26:21Cute
26:21I should uh i should go
26:26So go
26:29Wanna do this again tonight
26:30Twice in a row
26:31No it's bad enough that you slept over
26:34Hey hey come on
26:36Okay i gotta go
26:36Come on
26:38Come here
26:39Have a good day
26:54Have a good day
26:55day time
26:58Conrad, finally.
27:16Hey, Laura.
27:17Sorry, it's been kind of busy here,
27:20which is kind of what I wanted to talk to you about.
27:23I got that summer clinic job that I was telling you about.
27:26Oh, Connie, that's amazing.
27:28Yeah.
27:29The thing is, it starts right away,
27:32and I'm not sure if they're going to give me any time off.
27:36So that would mean...
27:39The dedication.
27:42It's okay if you can't make it work.
27:43Really.
27:45Okay, I just don't want to let anyone down.
27:47You're not.
27:48We all know how much you want to be there.
27:51Your mom would be so proud of you.
27:52I hope you know that.
27:55Thanks, Laura.
27:56But, Connie,
27:58Jared thinks you're making that speech together,
27:59so if you think it's not going to happen,
28:01you should give him a heads up.
28:03For sure.
28:04Yeah.
28:05I'll give him a call.
28:06Okay.
28:07Good luck out of me, bro.
28:33You ready?
28:37Yeah.
28:40Okay.
28:40Come here.
28:42No, please.
28:42Just put a little bit.
28:43Please don't.
28:44Come on.
28:45Good.
28:48Come on.
28:49Cheer up.
28:50You've been looking forward to this all week.
28:51I feel like everyone's staring at me.
28:54I feel like the loser who's not graduating on time.
28:56You are graduating.
28:57It's just one more semester.
28:59I mean, look.
29:00The sun is shining,
29:01and the flippy slide is slippery.
29:05It's all your favorite things
29:07that aren't boobs and abs.
29:10You know me too well.
29:13Okay.
29:14You ready for the three-legged race?
29:17The reigning champ!
29:17You're right.
29:19It'd be great.
29:20You're right.
29:20You want to be my partner?
29:22Uh...
29:22Taylor!
29:23Yeah?
29:24Tell her to play with us.
29:25Play with us.
29:26I'm not Greek.
29:27Well, as rush chair,
29:28I hereby declare you
29:29an honorary tri-fi.
29:32Davis,
29:33will you hand me a shirt?
29:35Yeah.
29:35Got you, man.
29:37You feeling like a winner today, Davis?
29:39Always,
29:39when I got Tay by my side.
29:41Dude,
29:42it's a bummer you have to do another semester.
29:44Yeah, dude.
29:44It's bullshit.
29:45But at least I get another semester with my girl.
29:49Wait, what about...
29:50Come on, everybody!
29:51Let's do this!
29:52That was good.
29:54All right, here we go.
29:55Come on.
29:55Okay!
29:57Catch up!
29:58Oh, let's get into this!
29:58Five, six, seven, eight!
30:09We got it!
30:11We got it!
30:12Oh, shit!
30:13Oh, shit!
30:14Oh, shit!
30:14Oh, shit!
30:15Oh, shit!
30:16Let's go!
30:16Word!
30:17Ah!
30:18Ah!
30:19Yes, we got it!
30:34Right hand.
30:35Green!
30:36Got it.
30:37Nice, guys!
30:39Nice, guys!
30:39Nice, guys!
30:40Nice, guys!
30:41Hey, Jared, it's Conrad.
30:44Oh, uh, can you answer it?
30:46Tell him I'll be there in a second.
30:48Uh, sure.
30:52Hello?
30:53Belly.
30:55Hey.
30:56Hey.
30:58Uh, is Jared there?
31:01He's kind of in the middle of something.
31:03Uh, hang on.
31:05I can...
31:05No, that's fine, honestly.
31:06Uh, I'll just...
31:07I'll just give him a call back, okay?
31:09All right.
31:09Bye.
31:10Okay.
31:11Okay, bye.
31:13Hey, babe.
31:15Guess who studied in Paris last semester?
31:17So, Belly just found out that she got in.
31:19Oh, wait.
31:19Can we just talk for a second?
31:20Alone?
31:20Oh, yeah.
31:21I was gonna jump in the game.
31:23Oh, God.
31:25I haven't decided yet about Paris, so can you just not tell anybody?
31:28I knew it.
31:30You can't just give up on Paris, Ellie.
31:31No, I'm not giving it up.
31:33I just...
31:34When I applied, I thought that Jared would be graduated and that I'd be all alone.
31:39Thanks a lot.
31:41Okay, you're always busy with your sorority or with Davis.
31:44And you're always with Jared, so whatever.
31:47You know you would give me so much shit if I told you that I wasn't going to New York
31:51this summer just so I could stay here and do bong hits with Davis.
31:55Yeah, I know, but...
31:57Babe, it's Paris.
32:00Jared is rich.
32:01He can fly over all the time, and I'm coming at least once.
32:05I'm already planning a whole Parisian wardrobe.
32:08Okay.
32:09Okay.
32:09Okay.
32:09Yeah, I'll think about it.
32:10Don't think about it.
32:11Just do it.
32:12No, I'll think about it.
32:17Oh shit, wait.
32:45Did you, um, did you remember to call your brother?
32:49Uh, whoops, no.
32:50No, I didn't.
32:52I'll call him after dinner.
32:54I got to get on him about the speech, and I want to try to convince him to become the
32:58cousins for the fourth of this year.
32:59He owes me after bailing on skiing over Christmas, so...
33:05Shit.
33:06I texted my dad about the school stuff, and he's probably pissed.
33:11A text, Jared?
33:13I know.
33:13I know.
33:15You know what?
33:15It's fine.
33:16It's fine.
33:16He's gonna yell, and then he'll get over it.
33:18Right?
33:19Yeah.
33:25Hey, Dad.
33:25Uh, hey, listen.
33:26I know you're probably not psyched about the graduation thing, but...
33:30Not psyched?
33:32No.
33:33Jared, I'm not psyched.
33:34Dad, Dad, relax.
33:35It's not that big of a deal.
33:37It's just gonna be...
33:37Relax?
33:38Really?
33:39Did you just say that to me?
33:40It was an honest mistake, all right?
33:41I'm sorry.
33:42You know, it's never your fault.
33:44And now I'm on the hook for another 20K in tuition.
33:47I'll pay you back.
33:48How?
33:49You're gonna pick up some extra lifeguard shifts at the club?
33:54Dad, that's not fair.
33:56Jared, do you think your brother would ever let something like this happen?
34:01No.
34:01We all know that Conrad is perfect.
34:03Oh, just act like a fucking adult.
34:04I was acting like an adult.
34:06I've been acting like a fucking adult, all right?
34:09I'm sorry if I want to have a little fun at college.
34:11You're 21, okay?
34:13Welcome to the real world.
34:14It's not all about fun.
34:18All right.
34:19I will wire the money to the school in the morning,
34:23but you're...
34:24You're paying me back for this.
34:25I wish you didn't have to hear that.
34:30No, don't worry about it.
34:33I can't do this dinner right now.
34:37Yeah, okay.
34:38Of course, yeah.
34:38Let me just call Steven and tell him that we can't go.
34:41No, I think you should go.
34:43I just...
34:45I need some time with my thoughts.
34:48Okay.
34:50Um...
34:51Okay.
34:52I'll just...
34:53I'll catch a ride with Steven and meet you at the party.
34:56Fuck.
34:57Right.
34:57Yeah.
34:58Party.
35:15I love you.
35:18I love you, too.
35:19Okay.
35:30I'll see you later.
35:37I mean, he was such a dick.
35:39Can you believe he compared the two of them with that?
35:40No.
35:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
35:43Okay, look, you know I love Jer, all right?
35:45But Adam is stuck paying a whole extra semester of tuition
35:47because Jared didn't bother to read an email.
35:50I mean, I'd be pissed, too.
35:51What?
35:52Don't look at me like that, all right?
35:54You know Jared doesn't always have his shit together.
35:56It bugs you, too.
35:57It does not.
35:58Come on.
35:58Okay, uh, what about Cabo?
35:59Cabo, he forgot to tell you about the spring break trip until the last minute.
36:03You guys broke up over there.
36:04No, no, no, we did not break up.
36:06We had a fight.
36:07We had a fight.
36:08Sure, so...
36:08Does the little stuff bother me sometimes?
36:11Sure.
36:12Like his seasonal allergies and the fact that he leaves his snotty tissues everywhere
36:17and do I wish that he didn't smoke so much weed?
36:20Yeah, but none of that stuff actually matters
36:24because we've been through the real stuff together.
36:26And no offense, but you just don't know what it's like to really be with somebody.
36:29Uh, I'm with Mia?
36:31I saw your pants, dumbass.
36:33What's wrong with my pants?
36:34What, what, what...
36:34I saw them...
36:36I saw your pants in Taylor's room.
36:38I know you guys are whatever-ing.
36:41And don't bother lying because you're a terrible liar.
36:43I am not.
36:44I am...
36:45Okay, yeah, fine.
36:48Um, yeah, those, those, those, those were my pants.
36:51You know, the last time you two flamed out,
36:53she made me promise that if she were ever tempted to get back together with you
36:56that I would have to put her on an involuntary psych hold.
37:00And you said that to me.
37:01I remember, I remember, I remember.
37:02I remember, I, it's not like we, we, we meant to.
37:09Okay, it just, it just happened.
37:12How?
37:13We ran into each other in New York when she was interviewing for her internship.
37:18Steven, that was two months ago.
37:19You've been cheating on Mia this whole time?
37:21Yes.
37:23Yes.
37:25And I feel like an asshole.
37:27It's just Taylor and I have never not been single when we've hooked up.
37:31You know, and, and, and Mia's great.
37:34I mean, Mia's so great.
37:36She really is.
37:37She's just, she's just not, um...
37:39Taylor?
37:41So what are you going to do?
37:43I don't know.
37:44I don't, I mean, it has to mean something, though.
37:47Right?
37:48That we keep coming back to each other, that it feels like it's never really over.
37:51Yeah, okay, so what does Taylor think?
37:55I haven't had the nerve to ask her yet.
38:00You know that you can't keep stringing Mia along like this, no matter what happens with Taylor.
38:04I know, I know.
38:06You were right.
38:09Okay, now, can we go back to you and Jer and whatever it is that's making you guys, ugh, so extra about this.
38:18I got into the study abroad program in Paris for next year.
38:23What?
38:24Belly, that, that's amazing.
38:26What?
38:26Congratulations.
38:29What's wrong?
38:30I mean, does Jer not want you to go?
38:31Mm.
38:33Jer doesn't know that I got in.
38:34You hypocrite, Belly.
38:37No, no.
38:38Yes, no, you blame me and then you don't tell him.
38:40No, just, I feel like, I feel like I'd be abandoning him, you know?
38:45So what, you're going to abandon your own dreams and go to Paris?
38:47No, no, I just, I swore the year that everything happened with Susanna that I would always be there for him.
38:55Okay, yes.
38:56Yes, absolutely, okay?
38:59But Jer repeating a semester isn't on the same love list losing Susanna, right?
39:05Plus, if you don't tell Jer about Paris, you're not giving him the opportunity to step up, you know, and show you what he's capable of handling.
39:14It kind of makes you just as bad as Adam.
39:17Wow, harsh.
39:20Yeah, that's what I'm here for.
39:23No, get your hand out of my face.
39:25God forbid I try to show a little love.
39:26Hey man, uh, sorry I forgot to call you back.
39:38Oh, no worries, dude.
39:39I, uh, I just wanted to call you and talk about mom's thing and the, the speech and all.
39:45Yeah, yeah, right.
39:46Um, hey, I'm not really up for working on that right now, so, um.
39:51Actually, do you mind just writing it yourself?
39:54You probably do a better job than me anyways.
39:57What's going on?
39:59My major changed up the requirements to graduate.
40:01So, um, I'm just, I'm stuck here for another semester and dad's being a freaking dick about it.
40:08It's, it's, it's just whatever.
40:09It sucks.
40:10I'm sorry.
40:11Yeah.
40:13It's not that big of a deal though, right?
40:14I mean, lots of people take an extra semester to graduate.
40:17Not people like you, Connie.
40:20He made that one really clear.
40:22You screw him.
40:23You know how he is.
40:24I just wish I didn't have to put up with the shit of the dedication.
40:26I want to be thinking about mom and not how much I want to punch him in the nuts.
40:30Trust me, Jared.
40:30It's very possible to do both of those things at the same time.
40:36Yeah.
40:39I miss you.
40:41Uh, I feel like Thanksgiving was a million years ago.
40:48Uh, hey, can you, can you hold on a second?
40:51Uh, Redbird is on the other line.
40:52Yeah, you know what, dude?
40:53Just take it.
40:54Uh, we will talk later, okay?
40:57Okay, yeah.
40:58Sounds good.
40:59Bye.
41:00See you, man.
41:12Mother?
41:13Hey, it's Hattie Pot.
41:14What are you doing?
41:16Ooh, where are you going?
41:18Um, I have a thing at Davis' frat.
41:21Where are you home on a Saturday night?
41:23What's wrong?
41:24Nothing.
41:25Where's Scott?
41:26I swear to God, if that man does you dirty again, I will personally...
41:29Stop.
41:30Nothing's wrong.
41:31He went to Rudy's.
41:32Okay.
41:33You should do a smoky eye.
41:35I love you with a smoky eye.
41:36Well, it's kind of dated.
41:39You're so mean to me.
41:42Is that Steven's sweatshirt?
41:44I thought you got rid of that the last time you two broke up.
41:46It's soft.
41:47Oh, my God.
41:49You guys are back together, aren't you?
41:50What?
41:50No.
41:51What are you talking about?
41:53Wait, I thought that he was still dating.
41:54Oh, my God.
41:54What's her name?
41:55What's her name?
41:56Gia.
41:56Yeah, Mia.
41:58Babe?
41:59Tell me you're not the side chick.
42:00Oh, it's stopping dramatic.
42:01It's barely even a thing.
42:03Okay, but remember this.
42:07Once you've downgraded yourself, there is no going back up, and then you're just a hoe.
42:14Excuse you?
42:15Who says that?
42:17I'm trying to help you right now.
42:19Okay, well, don't.
42:20And keep your 90s ass advice to yourself, because by your definition, me and Steven are both hoes.
42:26Okay?
42:27I'm not saying you're a hoe.
42:29I'm just saying that it's hoe behavior.
42:30Mom, I got to go.
42:34Wait, wait, wait.
42:45What are you doing here, dummy?
42:47I, uh, I dropped belly off after our dinner.
42:50I told you I have plans tonight.
42:52I know.
42:53Just wanted to see your face before I headed back.
42:55Well, here you go.
42:57Happy?
42:59Hey!
43:00Happy now?
43:08Oh!
43:09Oh!
43:10Oh!
43:11Oh!
43:11Oh!
43:11Oh!
43:19Hi.
43:20Hi, beautiful.
43:22I brought you your favorite free breadsticks with sauce.
43:25You are so good to me.
43:29I'm sorry about dinner.
43:31What did I miss?
43:33Well, I mean, we actually kind of just talked about what's been going on with me.
43:39What's going on with you?
43:41Come here.
43:42Sit.
43:42Well, um, do you remember that study abroad program that I got waitlisted for?
43:51Yeah, Paris.
43:53Yeah.
43:54Uh, so, I just found out that I got off the waitlist.
43:58W-what?
44:00When?
44:00Yesterday.
44:02I was going to tell you earlier, but I just...
44:04Then I fucked it up with the whole graduation thing.
44:06No, no.
44:06I-I just...
44:07I didn't want to dump it on you.
44:07Hey, hey.
44:09This is amazing.
44:11This is amazing.
44:12You-you've wanted this so bad.
44:14You should celebrate.
44:15Yeah, but I...
44:16I don't even know if I'm going to go.
44:17I mean, what if I said I'd-I'd rather maybe stay here with you?
44:26Then I'd say you're an idiot.
44:28Yeah.
44:29Hey, you know I want this for you, right?
44:34All day long, I've been thinking, you know, about how I don't want to leave you all alone.
44:39But maybe I just don't want to be alone.
44:42You know, Paris is so far away, and I won't know anybody, and I mean, what if I hate it?
44:49Okay.
44:51But what if you love it?
44:54Come on, Bells!
44:56Will I miss you?
44:58Oh, like crazy.
45:00But-but Paris is your dream.
45:03And I-I want all of your dreams to come true, because you deserve it.
45:08And will I visit?
45:10You bet.
45:10I will drink wine, I will eat steak frites, and I'll make you try this croco.
45:15Mm-mm.
45:16You're gonna love it.
45:17Nope.
45:17I will never, ever love snails, but I love you.
45:23So you're going?
45:25I'm going!
45:26Yes!
45:26Yeah!
45:27Woo!
45:27Woo!
45:28Ha-ha!
45:31Should we just...
45:33just get this thing back to my room?
45:38You're not getting out of it that easy.
45:40Come on.
45:41Okay.
45:43Come on!
45:43All right.
45:44Let's go, beautiful.
45:45Here you go.
45:47Time to celebrate.
45:48All right.
45:48Hop on!
45:48All right.
45:48All right.
45:49All right.
45:49All right.
45:50All right.
45:50All right.
45:51All right.
45:51I'm vanilla, baby.
45:53I'm Sophie, but I ain't no vanilla, baby.
45:54Stop farting!
45:55It's a 28th.
45:56I'm a school, baby.
45:57You love Detroit, like a school, baby.
46:00And the thing about your boy, you're here.
46:01What?
46:02Look at you.
46:05Hey.
46:06Congrats on second place today.
46:08Oh, thank you.
46:09I'm Belly, by the way.
46:10Oh, yeah.
46:11I know.
46:11I'm Lacey Barone.
46:12Come on, Bells.
46:13Hey, Derek.
46:13Hi, Lacey.
46:15Hi.
46:16Uh, what's talking?
46:16More celebrating.
46:17What are we celebrating?
46:18I got into the Paris study abroad program.
46:20Oh, right.
46:22I had the best time there.
46:23There's this little bakery right by the dorms that I love.
46:26Oh, yeah.
46:26What's it called?
46:27Hey, let's go get a drink.
46:28Come on.
46:29Let's go.
46:32I'm a little baby.
46:33I'll choke you, but I ain't no killer, baby.
46:35She's 28 telling me I'm still a baby.
46:38I get love in Detroit, like a school.
46:39Yeah!
46:40And the thing about your boy is...
46:41I know I'm a little bitch.
46:43I'm a little bitch.
46:43I'm a little bitch.
46:44I'm a little bitch.
46:45Don't ever cut your hair, okay?
47:08I have to.
47:09I look like a witch.
47:13I like your witchy.
47:15Okay.
47:18I will grow my hair forever.
47:20You stop threatening to grow a beard.
47:22Hmm?
47:23I like you smooth.
47:24I look at you East Coast.
47:27I know you're shaving right.
47:29Down south.
47:30I know you're dancing right.
47:32West Coast.
47:33I know you're walking right.
47:34You don't know what you want to me.
47:37East Coast, you're still shaving right.
47:40To global domination.
47:41To global domination.
47:43And you know, medicine.
47:44Obviously.
47:49Can you at least pretend to be happy?
47:53I'm sorry.
47:54It's been...
47:55a long day.
47:57Well, there's ample distraction.
48:02I mean, Elena definitely wants to get it wet, so...
48:04Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
48:06Please don't say that.
48:11And I'm not very good at relationships.
48:12You, of all people, should know that one.
48:14Okay, who said anything about a relationship, first of all?
48:18And yeah, you were clear from the get-go
48:19that you weren't looking for one.
48:21I was the one who pressed the issue.
48:23Anyway, ancient history.
48:24To friendship.
48:28And pushing each other to greatness.
48:37Have you ever been in love?
48:43Have you?
48:43I asked you first.
48:45Okay.
48:46Then, yes.
48:48How many times?
48:51Once.
48:52Like, how in love?
48:54On a scale of one to ten.
48:55You can't put being in love on a scale on you, are you, Elena?
48:58Okay, but if you had to.
49:03Ten.
49:06Impressions.
49:08Thanks.
49:09So, how did you meet?
49:10Um, we never really met.
49:16I just always knew her.
49:19So when did you know it was love, then?
49:22It wasn't one moment.
49:24It was...
49:24You know when you're still half asleep and you don't even realize that you're awake until
49:31there's one moment when you just are.
49:34Mm-hmm.
49:35It's like that.
49:37Like one day I just...
49:38I just woke up.
49:42Gotcha.
49:48So what was her name?
49:52What, you can't even say it?
49:53Mm-hmm.
49:56Come on.
50:01Ellie.
50:03Wait, like your brother's girlfriend?
50:05Have you just been, like, pining after her this whole time?
50:08She was my girlfriend first.
50:09Wait, she dumped you for him?
50:11Bitch!
50:12What?
50:13No, no, no, no, no, no.
50:14I...
50:14I was a shitty boyfriend.
50:17We broke up at prom.
50:19Wait, you broke up with her at prom?
50:21Technically, she broke up with me, but...
50:23Yeah, I basically teed it up for her.
50:27Seriously?
50:27Oh, my God.
50:28You did that thing that guys do when they're too chicken shit to break up with a girl so
50:31they, like, act like a dick until she does it for him?
50:35Oh, no.
50:36God.
50:37So what, is it, like, super awkward now, or...?
50:43I...
50:44barely ever see them together.
50:47I mean, I see it here or something.
50:48Okay, but, like, what do you do?
50:55I remember the first time that we were all together.
50:59They tried to downplay it for my sake, but I could just tell that they were so happy.
51:07And so I had to be happy, too.
51:11From that moment, I...
51:12I...
51:13I knew that I couldn't be alone with her or I wouldn't be able to keep it in.
51:23Keep what in?
51:25That I...
51:26loved her.
51:30When we were together, I never said the words, and...
51:38now...
51:40I don't know.
51:48Um...
51:49I gotta go.
51:53Okay.
51:55I got it.
51:55I got it.
51:56You sure?
51:56Mm-hmm.
51:59Get home sick.
52:00Yeah, you too.
52:15Hey, Jeremiah.
52:17Leave a message.
52:19Hey, Jer.
52:19Uh, look, I am not gonna be able to make the dedication.
52:25I got this job, and it starts real soon, and it's a pretty big deal.
52:31So, um...
52:33I'm really sorry.
52:36But if you need help with the speech or anything, you let me know.
52:41I'm here.
52:41But I know you'll do great, so...
52:46Yeah.
52:49All right.
52:50Bye.
52:50Bye.
52:55Bye, baby.
52:56Bye, baby.
53:00Just a sec.
53:02You guys look really hot today, right?
53:04Jeremiah always looks hot.
53:06Mm-hmm.
53:06I'm so jealous.
53:10You got to hook up with him.
53:12Well, it happens in cover.
53:14It stays in cover.
53:15Mm-hmm.
53:16Oh, shit.
53:18Oh, shit.
53:22Oh, shit.
53:24Oh, shit.
53:24Oh, shit.
53:27Oh, shit.
53:29Oh, shit.
53:31Oh, shit.
53:33Oh, shit.
53:35Oh, shit.
53:35We need to talk.
53:43What's going on?
53:44Did you hook up with Lacey Barone during spring break?
53:48Sally.
53:49Oh, my God, Jerry.
53:50Oh, my God.
53:51Billy, I can explain.
53:52No, no, no.
53:53Get away from me.
53:53Billy, please.
53:54Let me explain.
53:55Billy, please.
53:56Billy, wait.
53:57Billy, please.
53:58Let me explain to you, please.
54:00Okay, explain.
54:03It happened when we were on a break.
54:04All right, when we were broken up.
54:06You knew that we weren't really broken up, that that wasn't real.
54:09How was I supposed to know that it was real for me?
54:11Well, if I knew it, then you should have known it.
54:13I didn't mean for this to happen, and it was a mistake.
54:15A mistake?
54:16Yes.
54:16Like what?
54:17Like you tripped and you fell on top of her naked?
54:22There you go.
54:22Don't touch me.
54:29What did you do?
54:31I want to know exactly what did you do.
54:34I want to know what you did.
54:36We had sex.
54:37Fuck you.
54:39Look, it didn't mean anything to me.
54:41I swear.
54:41I swear.
54:42I swear.
54:42I swear.
54:43I swear.
54:43I swear.
54:43I swear.
54:43I swear.
54:43I swear.
54:44I swear.
54:44I swear.
54:44I swear.
54:44I swear.
54:44I swear.
54:44I swear.
54:44I swear.
54:45I swear.
54:45I swear.
54:45I swear.
54:45I swear.
54:45I swear.
54:46I swear.
54:46I swear.
54:46I swear.
54:46I swear.
54:47I swear.
54:47I swear.
54:47I swear.
54:48I swear.
54:48I swear.
54:48I swear.
54:49I swear.
54:49I swear.
54:49I swear.
54:50I swear.
54:51I swear.
54:51I swear.
54:52I swear.
54:53I swear.
54:53I swear.
54:54I swear.
54:55I swear.
54:55I swear.
54:56I swear.
54:57I swear.
54:57I swear.

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