- 22/7/2025
Max convinces the Chief to take Fang out of retirement after some CONTROL agents are killed by their own dogs. Each of those agents had left their pets at an animal spa while they were traveling. What they forgot to check was whether the animals would be brainwashed before being returned to their owners. Oscar Beregi, Jr. guest stars.
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00:00I'm sorry, I made a mistake. Could you start over again, please?
00:21All right, Max.
00:30Who is it?
00:31It's me, Max.
00:33Come in, 99.
00:35You know, you were using the wrong code.
00:38There's a new code out.
00:39Oh, I didn't get one yet.
00:40Yes. You see, when you come in the door, you knock like this.
00:44Then what do you do?
00:45I say, come in.
00:47How is he?
00:49No improvement yet.
00:50You know, since he's been relieved of active duty, he's been very, very depressed.
00:54Well, after all, he's used to being in the middle of all the action.
00:57Yes, and now look at him.
00:58And just lies around all day, never moves.
01:00Just stays by that cabinet.
01:02Can't blame him, Max.
01:03Fang's used to being top dog.
01:11Just look at this, 99.
01:13He hasn't touched one speck of his food.
01:17Maybe he doesn't like the food you're feeding him.
01:19Well, that can't be.
01:21He had the same thing for dinner I did.
01:22What's that?
01:23Dog food.
01:25Well, I ran out of everything else.
01:28Gee, I wish there was some way we could get Fang back on active duty.
01:32So do I.
01:33I know he's bored with that desk job control gave him.
01:35That's why I don't blame him.
01:36How would you like to sit around checking in evidence and then burying it?
01:41Max, remember Agent 73?
01:43He had the same problem.
01:44He was burying evidence?
01:46Max, his dog was retired, so he sent him to a kennel to have him rehabilitated.
01:51Oh, yes.
01:52I know all about it.
01:53I asked 73 to call me as soon as he came back in.
01:55Go ahead.
02:00No, not that phone, 99.
02:01It's the secret agent's hotline.
02:03I'll get it.
02:09Hello.
02:09Hello, this is 86.
02:10This is 73.
02:12I just got your message.
02:13I was out to the kennel picking up my dog.
02:15Yes, well, that's what I called you about, 73.
02:17Now, can you give me the name of that dog kennel?
02:20Sure.
02:21The name of that kennel is...
02:23Just a second, smart.
02:25Get this down, Randy.
02:27Now.
02:28What's the matter, boy?
02:31Help!
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02:33See if you can find a kennel called Help! Help!
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04:02what's the matter i'm trying to kill a bee is it carrying a gun
04:09no max i'll get it chief max i don't think it'll bother us up there
04:14i don't understand how that bee got into the building i think it's an enemy bee chief
04:19an enemy bee right he's probably carrying a transistor and recording this conversation
04:25right now i think it may be a bugged bug max don't be ridiculous
04:31here's the file you wanted chief thanks 99
04:3599 you see that bee up there yes can you see any control markings on it not from here max why
04:42i've got a feeling he's not one of ours i thought it all ties in 73 did not die by accident he was
04:50murdered by his own dog murdered yes you see 73 was returning from our new york branch he was
04:57bringing back a report on chaos activities now apparently 73 went to the kennel to pick up his
05:02dog as soon as he landed i don't get the tie-up chief well it's all in here this file contains a
05:07list of recent deaths we originally thought were accidents look general foglesby killed by his
05:12hunting dogs admiral kirkwood killed by his child dog dr krautmeyer killed by his dachshund by his
05:19dachshund while he was sleeping are you suggesting the chaos has a means for controlling animals
05:25precisely and practically every important government official owns some kind of pet
05:30well then that means whoever controls those animals literally holds a gun on washington
05:35well where do we begin chief at the washington animal spa i've heard of that that's a very high
05:42class kennel yes it is and every one of the people on this list including agent 73 sent his dog to that
05:49kennel i'm going to issue an urgent dispatch telling all vips to stay away from that kennel until further
05:54you notice chief very good 99 now max i have an idea that i think may work wait a minute chief
06:00shouldn't we discuss this under the cone of silence the cone of silence max it's not functioning properly
06:08well this is confidential isn't it yes max well the control manual states emphatically that we
06:15should use the cone of silence all right max the cone of silence
06:20now here's what i think we should do
06:28here's what i think we should do
06:32what chief i can't hear you there's a buzzing in my ears
06:36well of course there's a buzzing in your ears that's because that bee is in here with us
06:40i told you it was an enemy bee chief it's in here gathering information
06:44max breaks the core of silence
06:46it's not working i told you it wasn't functioning properly i think i know why chief why it's not
06:52working do something above the bee stings us right chief i'll use my special lighter no that uses
06:59poison gas but it'll kill the bee but it'll also kill us oh right chief no max don't shoot
07:07no i'm not gonna shoot chief watch how do you like that chief that's pretty good i got the bee and
07:15fixed the cone of silence all at the same time well what's your plan chief max i want to plant one
07:23of our animal agents in that kennel we've got to find out how chaos is controlling those animals and
07:28prevent them from ever using that method again thank you right chief and i know just the dog to
07:33infiltrate fang oh max i have to put fang on the inactive list let's go down and look at some
07:38other dogs wait a minute chief what's the matter with fang max fang just doesn't have it anymore
07:45doesn't have it anymore why fang is just as competent as i am i know
07:51where are the others oh i'm sorry chief but all our other dog agents are out on assignments
08:04none of these seem to have enough experience for the job what about that one on the end you didn't
08:08give me his background oh you can't use him chief why not well he's a training school dropout he just
08:14hangs around here all right men take him out well chief i guess that just leaves fang oh no max i
08:24told you fang is out smart he didn't do too well on his last case didn't do too look chief everybody
08:32is entitled to one mistake i probably made one myself now look fang has the experience for this job
08:39not only is he a dedicated agent but he's the fastest dog we've got why do you know that fang can
08:44sit up and lie down faster than any dog in control go ahead fang show him go want to see it again
08:51chief again i didn't see it the first time see how fast he is come on chief give him a break
08:59all right max i'll put fang on this assignment but only because you want him so much thank you chief
09:06well boy you're back in action again oh this is gonna be a good one
09:15we're going to have to put this collar on fang there's a mini television transmitter in this
09:19collar and once fang gets into the washington animal spa you can watch the whole thing on a
09:25portable monitor in your apartment now this button turns the transmitter on and this button turns the
09:31transmitter off what's this button for a color we'll be in trouble if anything goes wrong with that
09:37transmitter oh nothing will chief no but just in case you can always send along agent b 17
09:47good idea well max you better get started all right chief i think i'll use the cover name
09:53stanley maxwell instead of maxwell smart uh chief do i have to take him along no 99 can bring him
10:00gee whiz chief i don't see why we need a bird agent on this case anyway max he's an expert at imitating
10:06voices and he repeats everything he's heard now if anything goes wrong with the transmitter he can
10:10tell us what he heard maybe smart is afraid that b-17 will show up fang show up fang huh would you believe
10:18would you believe would you believe did you hear that chief that's the worst impression i ever heard
10:37yes what can i do for you well we're leaving town for a few days and we'd like to leave our dog and
10:47our parrot here uh-huh and this is your dog huh good guess yes uh name please fang all right mr and mrs fang
10:59fang now how long you don't understand the dog's name is fang oh i see your name please mr and mrs uh
11:07stanley maxwell all right mr maxwell how about a bath no i think i'll wait till i get home for that
11:13for the dog mr maxwell for the dog mr maxwell no uh the dog has a bad cold i see
11:25the caller
11:30goodbye fang old boy uh will that be all that's all take good care of him we will
11:36who was that man he looked familiar i don't know he said his name was stanley maxwell
11:59stanley maxwell cover name instead of maxwell smart maxwell smart
12:19it's been over two hours since we got a picture from the television unit on fang's collar
12:24it could be due to technical difficulties max well we sent along b-17 to cover us in a
12:28situation like this he'll be able to repeat everything he heard yes well i think we made
12:33a mistake there chief we should have sent along a parrot that can make television repairs i guess
12:38we'll just have to wait there's no time to wait 99 there's no time to lose fang is in trouble i can
12:43feel it i know it and i'm responsible for him being on this assignment chief you gotta let me go in after
12:48him no max if you should be captured attempting to rescue fang they'd know control was onto them and
12:53our mission would be a total loss the picture will be on any moment and what if it isn't i'm sorry max
13:01i'm going back to the office and no rescue attempt that's an order
13:0999 i've got to do something max i know i know i'm not supposed to go in and rescue him but let's look
13:15at it this way 99 what if it was the chief who was captured and i knew where he was being held
13:20you'd go in after him so i've just got to try and think of fang as a small furry middle-aged man
13:27max you have your orders but i just can't stay here and do nothing 99 everything reminds me of fang
13:37look his food bowl with his name on it fang
13:42my slipper that he used to love to chew on
13:51his turtleneck sweater his lead chain
13:55his favorite toy duck
14:07i'm going in after him max you can't why not not without me
14:22a little twist there and a little twist there
14:33it's a good thing carlton was in the lab so he could give us this electro blast device
14:37i never worked with one before max you merely press down on this electronic plunger
14:42which sends an electrical current through these wires which sets off the nitro under the suction cups
14:47which muffle the sound of the explosion and that does it yes guaranteed one of the best ways to open
14:54doors
14:58another good way is turning the doorknob
15:07one move and it will be your last take their guns
15:29welcome maxwell smart
15:31you are no match for the brilliance of chaos you've fallen into our very clever trap
15:39i've fallen into cleverer traps than this before
15:42we purposely blacked out your dog's television collar unit knowing that you could not resist making
15:48a rescue attempt and now now you are my prisoner
15:53well it won't do you any good you'll never get anything out of him not even if you beat him whip
16:01him and kick him
16:03uh that's right go ahead beat me whip me kick me how about strips of bamboo shoved under your fingernails
16:11that i'm not too crazy about
16:14we don't want information from you mr smart we want your live bait
16:19just as you came loyally after your dog so will your chief come loyally after you
16:25chaos is extremely clever they must have set a trap for him
16:29no smart's in trouble i can feel it but chief there's nothing you can do i just can't wait around here
16:36everything reminds me of max look his sweater
16:40my tie he always likes to wear
16:42his courier chain his favorite toy duck gun
16:52just like max if i told him once i told him a thousand times max never leave your duck loaded
17:02i'm going in after him
17:06that's fine
17:06well your chief should be here any minute now it's been a half hour since you captured us the
17:13chief hasn't come to rescue us yet you're wasting your time let that be a lesson to you at least
17:19there's one person in control who doesn't have an ounce of loyalty in him i have no doubt that your
17:24chief is every bit as loyal as you are why won't you tell us what happened to fang i've been saving that
17:30as a surprise
17:40fang
17:42what have you done to him your dog has been undergoing treatment
17:48that machine is a canine brainwasher once subjected to it any animal falls completely under my control
17:56achtung fang her coming
18:05think of it
18:06all the important dogs in washington under my control
18:10and all of them ready to turn on their masters at my command
18:14greg
18:15another little surprise
18:23tell them
18:25this is an audio sensitive high intensity explosive apparatus
18:29set to explode at the sound of a dog barking
18:33your dog
18:35activate it
18:39put it down
18:40we will now take the elevator to the cellar
18:48when your chief arrives
18:51i will signal your dog
18:54he will then bark and when he does
18:59just a minute
19:01yes
19:01there's one thing you overlooked
19:03oh
19:04you see you can't leave us alone in this room
19:06and why not
19:08because as soon as you're gone by the use of sheer brute strength
19:12i shall be able to rip these chains from the wall in one minute
19:16would you believe it one minute
19:18i find that hard to believe
19:21would you believe two minutes
19:23i don't think so
19:26how about a week from tuesday
19:30you have a marvelous sense of humor
19:32you'll probably die laughing
19:50max i'm sure that chaos man's right about the chief he's probably on his way over here right now
19:55what are we going to do
19:56don't panic 99 don't panic now let's try and think of this thing with a nice clear cool head
20:01now number one we're chained against a wall
20:04number two we're just out of reach of the bomb
20:06number three
20:08when the chief comes that chaos man is going to make fang balk and explode the bomb and blow us all sky high
20:13there's only one thing we can do
20:14what is it
20:15panic
20:17we've got to do something
20:19that's right we can't just let the chief be killed
20:22wait a minute
20:23maybe the answer lies in something you just said
20:25now when the chief comes fang will be signaled to bark and the bomb will explode
20:30wait a minute wait a minute i've got a plan 99 i've got a plan
20:34if we can get fang to bark now then the bomb will explode before the chief comes
20:39then you and fang and i will be blown to bits
20:43i have an alternate plan no we've got to do it right
20:47right it's only decent right right after all the chief's life's more important than ours right
20:52right
20:57don't rush me nine
21:00right
21:04max look
21:08listen 99 he's giving fang voice commands from down in the basement
21:12and he's opened the door to the shaft automatically so fang could hear him
21:15that's it 99
21:17you have another plan max
21:19yes and i'm certain that this one will work now all we have to do is to drop the bomb down
21:23the elevator shaft and then when fang barks it'll destroy them that's brilliant max how do we put
21:28the bomb in the shaft how do we put the bomb in the shaft yes that's the part of the plan i
21:34haven't worked out yet
21:44that's it right that's what that's how we do it if you can imitate his voice you can
21:50command fang to drop the bomb down the shaft
21:52but how can i imitate a parrot
21:56no max you imitate the chaos man's voice like the parrot's doing but he speaks german i don't
22:00know any german i do you do well how do you say pick up the bomb uh nem de bomb
22:05nem de bomb bang nem de bomb
22:13max 99 are you in there it's the chief he's here hurry
22:18how do you say drop the bomb down the elevator shaft
22:20las fallen de bomba in den shaft
22:23las fallen de bomba in den shaft bang las fallen de bomba in den shaft
22:36how do you say ball bell fang bell fang hit in the dirt
22:47get out of the basement are you all right yeah we're okay chief fang saved us fang come and see
22:53here and sit and dolin are you sure you're all right max and fang doesn't understand german anymore
23:02the explosion must have released his mind better test him max right anyway fang lie down fang lie down
23:11big fang big big fang
23:17how about that chief just as good as no
23:29i'm sorry about this chief oh that's all right max you don't have to apologize to me for
23:39breaking orders i understand max what's fang's duck doing here it's not fang's duck max that's
23:46your special gun when i realized i'd taken it from your office i put it in my pocket i must have
23:50dropped it well someone better tell you know why i put him on a desk job don't worry chief i'll have
24:02him report first thing in the morning for target practice
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