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00:00Ito na! It's your turn, Miss Rufa May!
00:04Ay, abangon niyo na, ito na!
00:05Oye, teka, may tanong ako!
00:07Oye, gay ba kayo?
00:08Ha? Mga gayes kayo?
00:10Eh, wala to. Costume lang, costume.
00:12Kasi nga, Team Gay Gay Gay.
00:17Rufa May, kapag nahila mo agad dyan, sasagot ka na kahit wala pa ang tanong, ha?
00:21Tama.
00:22Ayaw ka, kahan-dahan.
00:23Kahan-dahan sa hila.
00:25Hindi pa.
00:26Wala to.
00:26Nakahila na.
00:27Wala, wala to.
00:28O, sige, pag tumunog yung bahala.
00:30O, bakit siya pwedeng lumabas yung bra?
00:32Sila na ang sasagot.
00:33O, sila na ang sasagot.
00:34Oye, Tonga Tong versus Rufa May.
00:37Ito ang inyong tanong.
00:39Sa mga palengke at supermarkets, ilang itlog ang sakto sa isang stand?
00:47Yes, Sim, go, go, go.
00:49Labing dalawa.
00:51Labing dalawa! Matabi pa!
00:54Labing dalawa is wrong.
00:56Wrong. Tatapusin ko ang tanong at pwede kayo...
00:59Ito naman siya, Oge, wala, ayaw ulitin lang yung tanong.
01:02Takpa, sorry.
01:03Bakit nagtuturo?
01:04Bakit nagtuturo?
01:04Sa mga palengke at supermarkets, ilang itlog ang sakto sa isang standard na malaking tray?
01:1520 ba?
01:16Team GGK?
01:17Tong-tong.
01:1836.
01:2036!
01:20Alam ko na, alam ko na.
01:22Sobra.
01:2336, ano ang sagot mo?
01:26Wala na, kasagot ka na.
01:27Di ba tatlo?
01:28Di ba tatlo?
01:29Tatlo?
01:30Tatlo.
01:313?
01:313.
01:32Sabi mo, 3.
01:33Ne, dalawa.
01:3536 ang sagot ni Tonga.
01:3736 is wrong!
01:40Pero malapit.
01:41Malapit na.
01:42Ilan ba?
01:43Matlang people?
01:44Matlang people?
01:45Ilan?
01:45Sa tingin niyo?
01:46Ha?
01:4730.
01:4730.
01:48Alam ng matlang people.
01:49Masa ang standard na malaking tray ay 5 by 6 na tray.
01:55Okay.
01:56Okay, ngayon naman, si Alex and Petit na ang sasagot.
01:59Ito ang inyong question.
02:03Sa mga inuman, ano ang karaniwang hinahampas sa pader?
02:10Team GoGoGo!
02:12Yelo!
02:13Para madurog!
02:15Para mo na lamang yelo.
02:16Ginagawa na kami sa bangkal yan!
02:19Bangkal mo hati, ha?
02:20Hinaampas.
02:21O, yung taga bangkal din na yun.
02:22Bangkal ka ba?
02:23Tapos yung kalakos.
02:24Ano ang hinahampas sa pader?
02:26Bote!
02:28Huwag!
02:28Bakit bote?
02:29Ibang wala lang pulutan!
02:31Hing huwag!
02:32Yung tasang ha?
02:33Bote o kainuman?
02:35Huwag!
02:36Huwag!
02:37Hinaampas!
02:38Paslasig na.
02:38Yung kasama.
02:39Ha?
02:40Yung kasama.
02:40Mamaya ka pasas!
02:41Huwag!
02:43Magkwentuhan muna ka ni Kuya Oki.
02:45Kanyang-kanyang hapasan lang.
02:46Cellphone ko maupuan!
02:48Okay.
02:49Tatapusin ko ang tanong, ha?
02:52Sa mga inuman, ano ang karaniwang hinahampas sa pader?
02:56Para?
02:58Mabasag.
02:59Madurog.
03:00Madurog.
03:01Ang sagot ni Alex ay yelo!
03:03Galing!
03:03Yellow or ice is...
03:05Galing!
03:06Two points for Team Go Go Go!
03:09One point ang Team G-G-Gay.
03:11First to make three points ito.
03:14Kaya manapit na kayo.
03:16Kayo naman kailangan niyo humabal.
03:18Team G-G-Gay.
03:21Eto na ang inyong next question.
03:24Empoy and Ia Mina.
03:27Sa number coding scheme,
03:29Anong araw bawal ang mga sasakyang nagtatapos sa
03:335 at 6?
03:36Yes, Team G-G-Gay.
03:37Wednesday, Wednesday.
03:37Wednesday.
03:39Wednesday.
03:40Wednesday.
03:41Yes.
03:43Kailangan Tagalog.
03:44May sagot tayo.
03:45Mirkulis.
03:46Wednesday or Mirkulis.
03:47Ang ganda talaga ng speaking voice mo.
03:49Diba?
03:50May voice na suiting sa ears, no?
03:53Wednesday.
03:54Suiting.
03:55Wednesday Adams pala.
03:57Ay.
03:58Gusto niyo mga mag-stee-slit?
03:59Yes.
03:59O, ano?
04:00Ang tama sagot is
04:01Webes.
04:02Webes Day.
04:05Webes Day is wrong.
04:07Wednesday or Mirkulis is correct!
04:11Two points for C-G-Gay.
04:13Do or die.
04:14Do or die.
04:14Do or die na to ha.
04:16Kung sinong unang makasagot,
04:18siya na ang magalaro sa jackpot round.
04:20Para kay Rufa May at Tonton,
04:23ang question na ito.
04:24Ay, reminder lang.
04:25Pwede kayong mag-unahan kahit hindi pa
04:27tapos ang talong.
04:28Tapos ang question.
04:29Okay.
04:33Rufa May, Tonton, ready?
04:35Yes.
04:36Anong kasuotan
04:38ang nilalagyan ng
04:41biton?
04:43Yes, team G-Gay.
04:46Cheers.
04:47Two.
04:48Ano?
04:48Pantalon.
04:49Pantalon.
04:50Ano yung?
04:51Pantalon is
04:52wrong.
04:53Wrong.
04:54Ay.
04:55Ulitin ko.
04:57Para sa team, go, go, go.
04:58Gusto mo ulitin ko ang question.
04:59Sapatos.
05:00Kasi sapatos ko, YSL.
05:04Louis Vuitton.
05:05Louis Vuitton.
05:10Louis Vuitton.
05:11Okay, ito ha.
05:20Tatapusin ko yung question.
05:23Anong kasuotan ang nilalagyan ng biton?
05:25Ang sabi mo ay?
05:27Louis Vuitton.
05:28Sapatos.
05:29Sapatos.
05:29Sapatos ang unang mong sagot.
05:31Sorry, sapatos ang unang mong sagot.
05:32Kaya nga.
05:33Kaya nga.
05:34Sapatos is correct!
05:36Ang sapatos ni Shun.
05:39Three points on team.
05:40Go, go, go.
05:41Kaya congratulations.
05:43Ito kasi ang biton
05:45is from the Spanish word
05:47of beton.
05:48Beton.
05:49Beton meaning
05:50shoe polish.
05:52Ayun pala yun.
05:52Yes, and also refer to
05:54a type of black asphalt
05:55or pitch.
05:57Aba.
05:58Congratulations team.
05:59Go, go, go.
06:00Yes, go, go, go.
06:01Naka natang putos na kayo
06:02at meron na kayo
06:03yung 20,000 pesos
06:04at kayo ang maglalaro
06:05sa ating jackpot round.
06:07Yes, maraming salamat naman
06:08sa inyong pagsali.
06:10Team Gay Gay Gay,
06:11mag-uwi pa rin kayo
06:11ng 10,000 pesos.
06:13Salamat.
06:13Salamat.
06:14Salamat.
06:14Salamat.
06:14Thank you, Yamina and
06:15Very nice to meet you all.
06:16Thank you for show time.
06:17Thank you so much, team.
06:18Thank you so much.
06:20Ryan, sunduin mo na
06:21mga auntie mo.
06:22So, dito na tayo ngayon
06:24madlang people
06:24sa ating jackpot round.
06:26Isa-isa din yung
06:27isasagodin
06:28ang tatlong katanungan
06:29sa loob ng 30 seconds.
06:32Pwedeng mag-pass
06:33at babalikan natin
06:34ang tanong
06:34pero kung may oras pa
06:36kasi 30 seconds lang ito.
06:39Yes, kada tamang sagot
06:40ay nakakahalaga
06:41ng 10,000 pesos para
06:42pero kapag tama
06:44ang sagot nyo
06:44sa lahat ng katanungan
06:45may additional
06:46jackpot price na
06:4750,000 pesos.
06:51Ito na tayo, okay?
06:52Ang saya.
06:53O sige, hi muna
06:54kay Ann.
06:55Ano yun?
06:56Sino Ann?
06:56Ann Gonzalez,
06:57yung kumari ko
06:57sa bank ko, manager.
06:59Uy, Pitchy, huwag kang...
07:00Saka si Dr. Arnel Nugid,
07:03pedya yun ang anak ko.
07:04Pitchy, ito masyaya.
07:05Hi, Doc.
07:05Dr. Nugid.
07:06Bati ka ng bati
07:07parang ang ano.
07:08Yes.
07:08Oh, pedya mo din.
07:09Yes.
07:10O, di ba?
07:11Ano ba?
07:12Bati ka ng parang
07:13happy viewing
07:14baliwag bulakan.
07:15O, kalingan nyo ha?
07:1850,000 pesos kapag tama lahat.
07:2130 seconds lang.
07:2130 seconds.
07:22Yes.
07:2230 seconds.
07:23Pwede mag-pass.
07:24O.
07:25Ready na kayo, no?
07:27Ready.
07:27So, mauna si Alex.
07:28So, parang pang ito,
07:29parang pang ito,
07:29sasagot pag hindi kaya,
07:30pass.
07:31Yan naman ang ano.
07:31Yes.
07:32Pero yung una
07:32ng baby tawa.
07:33Pero isang tanong lang, di ba?
07:34Yes.
07:34Pero different na tanong saan niya.
07:35Anong tanong yan?
07:36Dito, dito lang.
07:37Okay, okay.
07:37Go.
07:37So, got it.
07:38Question one para sa'yo,
07:39question two para sa'yo,
07:40question three para sa'yo.
07:42Pag sumagot ka para kay Kuya Alex,
07:44disqualified ang sagot na yan.
07:46Okay.
07:46Ibat-ibang tanong, okay.
07:48Yes.
07:50Galingan ninyo ha?
07:51Parang hindi kayo bin-riff kanina.
07:53Baka nga.
07:56Hindi, parang ano lang,
07:57exposure.
07:58Pinahabang exposure.
07:59Good luck, good luck.
08:00No coaching,
08:01madlang people.
08:02Players, ready?
08:04Your timer starts now.
08:07Ano ang tawag sa taong
08:08nagtatawag ng pasahero sa mga jeep?
08:11Hallboy.
08:13Ang tawag sa maning walang balat
08:15ay maning blank.
08:17Maning hubad.
08:19Ilan ang ridges o ngipin
08:21ng isang regular tansan
08:23o bottle cap?
08:26Ocho.
08:28Ocho.
08:28Ano pa yun, pati?
08:29Ocho.
08:30Wala.
08:30Sinagot na lang lahat.
08:31Okay.
08:31Ang baba pa na oras.
08:32We have six seconds.
08:34We have six seconds.
08:35Wala lang baguhan ng answer.
08:39Tawang tawa pa rin si Jukes.
08:42Anong tawag sa taong
08:44nagtatawag ng pasahero sa mga jeep?
08:47Ang sagot mo, Kuya Alex,
08:49ay?
08:50Kuya, ikaw ba yun?
08:51Barker?
08:52Call boy.
08:53Barker dapat.
08:54Ang sagot mo ay call boy.
08:57Wrong.
08:57Mali.
08:58Tawag sa, binago na?
08:59Ten thousand yun.
09:01Oo nga kasi taga call yun.
09:02Tawag lang.
09:03Tawag sa amin,
09:04barker pala.
09:05Call boy.
09:06Barker, taga call.
09:07Call boy sa amin yun sa pasay.
09:11Wala.
09:11Wala.
09:12Wala.
09:12Wala sa lahat.
09:15Pati sa the bus,
09:16barker talaga ang sayang.
09:19Masyado kasing sosyal
09:20tong player natin na is.
09:21Pasensya na, pasensya na.
09:22Anong tawag siya
09:22ginagawaan yung dalawa?
09:23Ano?
09:24I go call.
09:25Call boy.
09:26Call center.
09:27Maka yung tawag dyan,
09:28banter.
09:31Ito naman sa'yo,
09:32empoy.
09:34Ang tawag ng,
09:35sa maning,
09:36walang balat,
09:37ay maning,
09:38huba.
09:40One point
09:41para sa inyos.
09:43Paring huba
09:43is correct.
09:45P10,000 pesos.
09:46Ayan.
09:47Ilan ang ridges
09:48o ngipin
09:49ng isang regular na tansan?
09:51O,
09:51bottle cap mud lang,
09:52people.
09:52Alam niyo ba ang sagot?
09:53Ocho nga ba?
09:55Hindi nila nabilang.
09:57Ang tamang sagot ay
09:5821.
10:01Layo na sabot ko,
10:02Pitchy.
10:02Bakit ang daming ipin
10:03ng tansan?
10:03Bati ka kasi ng bati.
10:05Hindi.
10:06Ang tansan,
10:07di ba yung ganun?
10:07Ba't naipin?
10:09Pero talaga yun,
10:10may ganun yun.
10:11Para yun o,
10:12yun o,
10:13yun o.
10:14Ininilang yan
10:14ng mga writer natin.
10:16Social kasi yun,
10:16sparkling water kasi iniinilang.
10:1921.
10:21Okay, congratulations.
10:22Pero meron kayo
10:23additional 10,000 pesos
10:24kaya mag-uwi kayo
10:25ng total price na
10:2730,000 pesos.
10:30At syempre,
10:30sa minamahal
10:31nating mudlong people,
10:33mamaya-maya.
10:34Yes.
10:35Sa inyo pala.
10:36Sa inyo pala ang premio.
10:38Wow.
10:38Hindi nyo ginalingan.
10:40Sorry.
10:41Pero ako na.
10:42Eto na nga.
10:42Dito,
10:43bida ang sakto
10:44sa panlasa ng madla.
10:46Pero ang tanong,
10:47masak.
10:48Masagot.
10:48Masagot.
10:49Masagot.
10:51Yes, Alice Kalihay,
10:52may ipa-plot ka.
10:53I know.
10:54Magkita-kita tayo
10:55sa Japan.
10:56July 25, 26, and 27,
10:58Tokyo, Japan.
10:58Mula sa bulwagang
11:01pangbalitan ng
11:03It's Showtime.
11:05Nato na ang inyong
11:06mga Escort Side
11:08Reporters!
11:081, 2, 3,
11:21let's go!
11:33Hey!
11:34Hey!
11:38Boom!
11:46Kakupuan at dating ang eksklusibo.
11:49Ating eksklusibo.
11:50Ating eksklusibo.
11:52Dito sa
11:52Escort of the B.
11:56Ito na nga.
11:57Ang natataking patimpalak
11:59para sa mga kakaiba.
12:01Ang kumpiyansa
12:02at lakas ng loob.
12:04Mula ang mismo
12:04sa mga binatang diobano.
12:06Isaksakan ng guwapo.
12:08Kaya sa ating pamatayan,
12:10dapat silang makasabay
12:11kung kaya nyo yan.
12:13Yes!
12:14Pinuunlaka naman tayo
12:15ng mga kapitapitagang lupon.
12:18Our brand board members
12:21starting off
12:22with a tall,
12:24dark,
12:24and hungry
12:25Meggie!
12:281, 2, 3,
12:30tall,
12:33dark,
12:33and hungry.
12:34Tall,
12:35dark,
12:35and hungry.
12:36Tall,
12:36dark,
12:37and hungry.
12:39Tall,
12:39and hungry.
12:40What's up,
12:41madlang people!
12:43Hello, Meggie!
12:44Grabe!
12:45Hello!
12:46Nakalimutan mo magmaungay na.
12:48Wala eh.
12:49Nagmamadali ako.
12:50Oh.
12:52Wow.
12:52Kamusta ka?
12:53Kamusta ka?
12:54Medyo okay naman.
12:55Kahit mataas ang tubig,
12:57eh kinaya naman
12:58maaga akong dumating dito
12:59para sa ating madlang people.
13:01Yes!
13:02Salamat, salamat.
13:03Sayang,
13:03di mo nakita sila iya kanina.
13:05Sila tonto.
13:05Nakita ko.
13:06Nakita ko nga natalo sila.
13:08Sabi ko,
13:08I think deserve nyo yan.
13:12Okay, salamat sa'yo,
13:13Meggie.
13:13At ang susunod na board member,
13:15ito,
13:15TDH din.
13:17Ha?
13:17Samminted,
13:18Dapper and Handsome
13:19from PV Gen 11,
13:22Jarry!
13:23Let's go!
13:26Let's go!
13:27Let's go!
13:28Let's go!
13:29Let's go!
13:30Let's go!
13:31Let's go!
13:32Ay!
13:33Ay!
13:33Ay!
13:34Ay!
13:35What's up,
13:36my love people?
13:38Jarry!
13:38Hi, Jarry!
13:39Kanito ka pinitay ng mga fans mo.
13:40Yes!
13:41Sila kumpleto, kumpleto.
13:42Hi!
13:42Stop!
13:43Apogey naman talang.
13:44Ha?
13:45Welcome back sa showtime, Jarry!
13:48Hello, Kunya.
13:49Jarry, this is Negi.
13:51And hi.
13:52Your tita, Negi.
13:53Ay, tita, kala ko ate.
13:55Ate na lang.
13:56Huwag nang ate Negi,
13:57tita na lang,
13:58kasi pag ate Negi,
13:59parang pinatay.
14:01Ate Negi.
14:02Tita Negi.
14:03Negi na lang.
14:04First time, eh,
14:05nag-upgrade to tita, no?
14:07Yes, oo.
14:08Mas wise nga yun.
14:09Actually,
14:09yung mga fans ko,
14:11dapat papasok.
14:11Dalawa lang yun,
14:12hindi na pinapasok.
14:13Bakit?
14:14Napuno ng fans si Jarry.
14:17Si Jarry ba ito?
14:18Oo.
14:19Yes, Kuya.
14:19Talak, talak, talak.
14:22Ay!
14:23Talak, talak, talak.
14:25Talak, talak, talak.
14:26Jarry!
14:27Ah, that's my twin brother.
14:29Derek, pwede ba yung sidebite?
14:31My name is Varen.
14:33Varen.
14:34Varen na Varen.
14:35Naka sidebite.
14:35Yeah.
14:36Alo, lo, lo, lo.
14:37Alo, nakakalito.
14:39Sabi ko sa inyo, eh.
14:41Hi, Jaren.
14:41Batang, bata ko.
14:43Hi, Jarry.
14:45Pati sa bang.
14:46Batang, bata?
14:46Ano, eh, pren, bata?
14:48Jarry, Jarry, kamusta ba?
14:50Ano ba mga nililook forward mo
14:52para sa ating mga escort?
14:54I'm so looking forward to seeing
14:56how confident our escorts are today.
14:59And, of course,
15:00I'm basing it off of my fans here.
15:03Kung malakas nila,
15:05eh di confident yung escort.
15:07My God, ikaw na, ikaw nga.
15:09Yeah.
15:09Ika, ikaw, ikaw.
15:11You know, yeah.
15:12Pero ito, ito lang, Jaren.
15:16Sabihin ko lang sa'yo, ha?
15:17Yes.
15:17Yung kagopo mo magiging pangatlo lang yan.
15:19Oo.
15:20Dahil pag nakita mo yung mga escort
15:22o papilis natin,
15:23saksakan ang kagopuhan.
15:24Oo.
15:25Sorry.
15:26At saka, at saka,
15:27babala sa mga fans mo, ha?
15:29Baka mamaya,
15:30iba na yung pangalan
15:31na ilagay nila dyan.
15:31Baka panipatan.
15:32Oo, pag nakita nila yung mga escorts natin.
15:34Ayusin nyo, ha?
15:37Ayusin nyo.
15:38Ayusin nyo.
15:38Ayusin nyo.
15:39Ayusin nyo, ha?
15:39Hindi pa payag si Jaren.
15:42Sit tight, Jaren, and good luck sa'yo.

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