Elmo Says Boo

Rebecca Anderson

2 days ago

Transcript

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02:10Merry Christmas to all and to all a good cookie!

02:13Merry Christmas to all and to all a good cookie!

02:43Merry Christmas to all and to all a good cookie!

03:13Merry Christmas!

03:14Merry Christmas!

03:16Merry Christmas!

03:17Merry Christmas!

03:18Oh!

03:18Oh, hi!

03:21Whoa!

03:22Sukki around here, isn't it?

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03:29What?

03:29Elmo doesn't mind!

03:30Because Elmo is here to tell Mr. Kent some funny jokes.

03:35Oh, spooky ones, too!

03:36yes

03:46knock knock

03:50who's there

03:51bat

03:53bat's who

03:55better open the door Mr. Count

03:58Elmo has some funny jokes to tell you

04:06ah Elmo how nice to see you

04:13and that was one one very good joke

04:17you think Elmo can come inside now

04:25of course I have some funny jokes to tell you

04:29too

04:29oh great

04:30look Elmo's never been in the Count's castle before

04:33right this way

04:35oh great

04:35maybe Elmo should have stayed outside

04:41come my friend

04:42gee Mr. Count

04:59your house is very

05:01very

05:02spooky

05:04why thank you Elmo

05:06how very nice of you to say so

05:08so would you like to hear

05:10another funny scary joke

05:12I would love to Elmo

05:13but first

05:14I have one for you

05:16okay

05:16what is a ghost's favorite dessert

05:20gee

05:21Elmo doesn't know Mr. Count

05:23what is a ghost's favorite dessert

05:25blueberry pie

05:28blueberry pie

05:34I love it

05:35that's right

05:36and that's two

05:37two wonderfully funny spooky jokes

05:40Mr. Count

05:45this thing here

05:47it liked that joke too

05:48oh you mean my skeleton friend

05:50of course it liked the joke

05:52the joke was tickling its funny bone

05:55that skeleton and I used to sing a terrific song all about the bones in your body

06:03oh I can get him now

06:05feel your fingers

06:11feel your toes

06:12grab your elbow

06:13pinch your nose

06:14touch your ankle

06:15tap your knees

06:16give your chin a little squeeze

06:18you'll feel something hard inside

06:20and it cannot be denied

06:22what you feel

06:23what you feel

06:23seems hard as stone

06:24and it's something called the bone

06:27ha ha

06:27oh there are bones

06:30bones

06:31bones

06:32bones

06:32inside of you

06:33bones

06:34bones

06:35bones

06:36more than just a few

06:37so many

06:38you can't count them

06:40amazing

06:40but it's true

06:41there are bones

06:42bones

06:43bones

06:44inside of you

06:45bones

06:46bones

06:47bones

06:48bones

06:49bones

06:50bones

06:51bones

06:52bones

06:53bones

06:54bones

06:55bones

06:56bones

06:57bones

06:58bones

06:59bones

07:00bones

07:01bones

07:02bones

07:03bones

07:04bones

07:05bones

07:06bones

07:07bones

07:08bones

07:09bones

07:10bones

07:11bones

07:12bones

07:13bones

07:14So many, you can't count them, amazing, but it's true.

07:18There are bones, bones, bones, bones, bones inside of you.

07:22Now, when you put all those bones together, you may come up with something you call a skeleton.

07:27Remember that word, it's one of my favorites.

07:30And now, boys and girls, I'll go tell you what happens if you didn't have any bones.

07:34Hmm.

07:36If you had no bones at all, then you couldn't run or crawl.

07:40And you couldn't stand up straight or eat dinner off your plate.

07:44Without bones, we'd all fall down, just like puddles on the ground.

07:48Just like melted ice cream cones, if we didn't have our bones.

07:53Yes, there are bones, bones, bones, bones, bones inside of you.

07:59Bones, bones, bones, bones, more than just a few.

08:02So many, you can't count them, amazing, but it's true.

08:06There are bones, bones, bones, bones, bones inside of you.

08:11Ah, and now the most fun of all.

08:14I will count all the bones I can think of.

08:18The tall bone, that's one.

08:20The heel bone is two.

08:21Ankle bone, three.

08:22Shin bone, four.

08:23He bone, five.

08:24Hip bone, six.

08:25Rib bones, that's seven.

08:27Eight, nine.

08:27He's a little bit closer to three, four, five.

08:29I love clothing bones.

08:31Ha, ha, ha, ha.

08:33That was good.

08:34Hey, uh, hey, Eileen?

08:36What?

08:36I got a, I got a wee little scary joke for you.

08:40Are you ready to hear it?

08:41Yes.

08:41Okay, here goes.

08:43Where does a bat go to get clean?

08:46I don't know.

08:47Where does a bat go to get clean?

08:49The bat tub.

08:51Ha, ha, ha, ha.

08:53That was a good one.

08:55The bat tub.

08:56Ha, ha, ha, ha.

08:57Well, that baby bear joke makes it three jokes so far.

09:03Yeah, okay.

09:03Now it's, now it's Elmo's turn to tell a joke.

09:06Oh, good.

09:07What is it?

09:08Yeah, what is it?

09:10What is a ghost's favorite game?

09:13I don't know, Elmo.

09:14What is a ghost's favorite game?

09:17Hide and shriek.

09:18Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

09:27Do not be afraid, little Elmo.

09:31That is just my famous portrait of the Countess Gronalisa.

09:36Yes, we never know what she's smiling at, but when she laughs, it's always a funny joke.

09:43Oh, yeah, Elmo's not afraid of her.

09:46Not Elmo.

09:47Anyway, Elmo knows all about afraid.

09:50Elmo once scared his friend Julia.

09:55Oh, oh, hi.

09:56Hi, this is Elmo's friend Julia.

09:58Hi.

09:59Yeah, Julia and Elmo are going to show you what it looks like when someone is afraid.

10:05Yeah.

10:06Right, and I am going to be the someone who is afraid.

10:08Yeah, and Elmo is going to be the one who makes Julia afraid.

10:12Yeah, Elmo is a monster, and monsters are good at that.

10:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.

10:17Okay, here, Elmo, go.

10:18Shhh.

10:19Julia, that is not afraid.

10:26I'm sorry, Elmo, but you made me laugh.

10:28But Elmo is trying to make you afraid.

10:31Okay, I'm sorry.

10:32We'll try again, okay?

10:33Okay, okay.

10:34Elmo will try harder, okay?

10:36Okay.

10:37Okay, okay.

10:42Julia!

10:44Oh, I'm sorry, Elmo, but you're so cute and funny.

10:48That you make me laugh.

10:50But Elmo is a monster, Julia.

10:52He is supposed to be able to make people feel afraid.

10:56Okay, so you try again, and this time I'm sure I'll be really scared.

11:01Really?

11:02Really.

11:03Just, you see, you'll see.

11:04Okay, okay, okay.

11:13Wow!

11:14Now that was someone who was afraid.

11:17Yeah.

11:18Uh, Julia?

11:21Julia?

11:22Julia?

11:23Can you come back now?

11:25Elmo?

11:26Elmo's not being scary anymore.

11:28Um, Julia?

11:31Wow!

11:32Now that is someone who was also afraid.

11:36Oh, Julia is good at that.

11:39Oh, you are too.

11:41Oh!

11:42Oh!

11:43Oh!

11:44Oh!

11:45Oh!

11:46Oh!

11:47Oh!

11:48Oh!

11:49Oh!

11:50Oh!

11:51Oh!

11:52Oh!

11:53Oh!

11:54Oh!

11:55Oh!

11:56Oh!

11:57Oh!

11:58Oh-oh!

11:59Oh-oh!

12:00Oh-oh!

12:01Oh!

12:02Oh-oh!

12:04Oh-oh!

12:05When you're down in Transylvania, and the night begins to fall, you might get to feeling

12:12lonely, if you do give me a car. Just dial Transylvania, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Transylvania, one,

12:20Transylvania, one, two, three, four, five

12:23Transylvania, one, two, three, four, five

12:26Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, oh yeah

12:29It gets cold in Transylvania

12:32And the winter nights are long

12:35I'll come by and you'll feel warmer

12:38Dial a number from this song

12:41Just dial

12:42Transylvania, one, two, three, four, five

12:45Transylvania, one, two, three, four, five

12:48Transylvania, one, two, three, four, five

12:51Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, two

12:54Count! Stop at five

12:57Oh, I'm sorry, Lillian, you know how I get once I get

13:00I've got one more bird, try to get it right

13:02It gets dark in Transylvania

13:05And the wolves begin to moan

13:08And if it sounds too scary

13:11You can call me on the phone

13:14Just dial

13:16Come on, everyone

13:18Transylvania, one, two, three, four, five

13:21Transylvania, one, two, three, four, five

13:24Transylvania, one, two, three, four, five

13:27Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirty, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen

13:33The song stops at five

13:37How many times do I have to tell you that?

13:40Only one, no, two

13:41Make that three times, four times

13:43Five times you'd be perfect

13:45Six would be wonderful

13:46But if seven, if you could see your way through the eight

13:48Ten-ten!

13:49Ten-ten!

13:50What?

13:54I'm sorry, I'm speaking in Spanish

14:01Ten-ten is the Spanish for knock-knock

14:04Let me start all over again

14:06Knock-knock!

14:07Who's there?

14:08Boo!

14:09Boo who?

14:10Please don't cry

14:11It's just a joke

14:13It's so funny

14:18Oh, that Rosita can tell a joke, huh?

14:22Yeah, yeah, yeah

14:23Joke number five and still counting

14:26Oh, oh, does Mr. Count want to tell a joke now?

14:30Oh, yes, I would love to

14:32Uh, ah, here's one

14:34Joke number six coming up

14:36What is the scariest ride in the amusement park?

14:40Oh, Elmo doesn't know

14:42Oh, what is the scariest ride in the amusement park?

14:46The roller-goaster

14:49Ha, ha, ha, ha, roller-goaster

14:51My goodness, Mr. Count

14:55That organ is playing by itself

14:57Hmm, yes, it's telling me it's heard that old joke before

15:02Really?

15:02Mm-hmm, yes

15:03Huh

15:04Do you want to tell a joke?

15:09Well, what's the organ saying now?

15:12It wants to hear a song

15:13Hmm, all right, what kind of song?

15:18Ah, a monster song

15:21Here's one right now

15:23Elmo thinks he's heard the song before

15:26Hey, you don't look like me

15:31You don't look like me

15:34He doesn't look like Elmo

15:36Yes, we're all different, but we're the same

15:39Because we are all monsters

15:41I am blue

15:47I am green

15:49I am red

15:50I am gray

15:51What's the difference, anyway?

15:53We're all monsters

15:55I am fat

15:57I am thin

15:58I am short

15:59I am tall

16:01Doesn't matter much at all

16:03We are all monsters

16:04And we love to play together

16:07And we love to stay together

16:09To spend the day together

16:11To spend the day together

16:12And we sing this song together

16:14Cause we're going along together

16:17Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

16:20You guys

16:21Different noses, ears and eyeses

16:24Different colors, shapes and sizes

16:26We could owe him beauty prizes

16:28Yes, we're happy girls and guises

16:31Cause we're together

16:33We're all monsters

16:36Hey, Joey, is that Nicky over there?

16:57Oh, yeah, it is Nicky over there.

16:59Hey, you want to tell him a funny, scary joke?

17:02I'd love to tell him a funny, scary joke.

17:05Gee, let's go.

17:06Okay.

17:09Hey, hey, hey, Nicky, you want to hear a funny, scary joke?

17:14Okay.

17:15Okay, okay, here it is.

17:17Go ahead.

17:17Okay.

17:19What did the ghost give the monkeys to eat?

17:22Yeah, yeah, what did the ghost give the monkeys to eat?

17:25I don't know.

17:26What did the ghost give the monkeys to eat?

17:29Boo-nanas.

17:33Boo-nanas.

17:35Woo-nanas.

17:36Woo-nanas.

17:37Woo-nanas.

17:38Woo-nanas.

17:43Wow.

17:44Isn't this terrific, Ernie?

17:46A real Egyptian pyramid?

17:50I don't know, Bert.

17:51I'm afraid.

17:52Afraid of what?

17:53I mean, this is wonderful.

17:54Look at all the exciting new discoveries.

17:56Huh?

17:57Yeah, look at all the knowledge here.

17:59Huh?

17:59This pyramid is, oh, it must be centuries and thousands even of years old.

18:04This is great.

18:05Look at these hieroglyphics, all this funny writing.

18:08It's pretty spooky to me, Bert.

18:10Oh, boy, how exciting.

18:12And look at this.

18:13Look at this funny statue.

18:16Oh, that's a pretty neat statue.

18:17This one's a handsome statue.

18:19This is nice.

18:20I think I prefer this one.

18:22No counting for taste.

18:24Why, oh, boy.

18:26Isn't this exciting?

18:27Well, I don't know, Bert.

18:29I'm still, let's go home.

18:30Why?

18:31Well, because I'm kind of afraid, Bert.

18:33Oh, Ernie, this is a wonderful opportunity.

18:36We spent all this time getting here.

18:38Come on, come on, follow me, okay?

18:39Let's look around some more.

18:41Yeah, Bert?

18:42Oh, Ernie, look.

18:43Look at this.

18:44There's a spooky, dark tunnel here.

18:46You want to join me?

18:47Well, I think I'll wait here, Bert.

18:49Okay, I'll take a look.

18:50Wow.

18:53Well, you're, maybe Bert's right.

18:55Maybe there isn't anything to be afraid of.

18:57It's all in my imagination.

19:01I'll just look at these statues over here.

19:05Look at that.

19:12Bert?

19:14Bert?

19:15Did you tap me?

19:17Bert's not here.

19:18Who tapped me?

19:19Who?

19:20Ah!

19:23Bert!

19:25Oh, Bert!

19:26Bert!

19:26What, what, what, Ernie, what?

19:27What is it?

19:28What, what, what?

19:29What?

19:30This statue here, Bert.

19:31Bert, this statue, it tapped me, Bert.

19:34This statue tapped you?

19:35It did, Bert.

19:36It just tapped me, Bert.

19:37This statue here made of stone thousands of years old.

19:40It tapped you?

19:41That's right, Bert.

19:42Ernie.

19:43Ernie, don't you think maybe you were using your imagination, hmm?

19:47It didn't really tap you, you were just imagining it, hmm?

19:50Why don't you maybe sing a song, hmm?

19:52That'll make you feel better.

19:54Huh?

19:54Yeah, Bert.

19:55Yeah, you won't be that scared there.

19:56Okay?

19:57Okay, Bert.

19:57Oh, Bert will never believe this.

20:11Hey, what are you doing?

20:26Burt, hey, Burt.

20:38What are you doing?

20:40Me and the statue are dancing, Burt.

20:43The statue's a great dancer, too.

20:46The statue's dancing now.

20:48Well, it was, Burt.

20:49It was dancing.

20:50It was dancing, and it was singing, too, Burt.

20:53Ernie, why don't we just go home?

20:56The statue knows rubber ducky, Bert.

20:57Sure, sure. Come on.

20:58We were dancing. Honestly, we were, Bert.

20:59Sure, we'll just take a rest, or...

21:00Really?

21:01Come on, let's go home. That's it.

21:02Okay, Bert, but the statue really...

21:04Bye-bye, statue.

21:07Yeah, uh, bye-bye, statue.

21:10Bye-bye.

21:13Honey!

21:13Ha-ha, these seven jokes have been spook-tacular.

21:27Yeah!

21:28Now, who would like to tell the next one?

21:30I would.

21:32Uh, Mr. Cat, your tin man is talking.

21:39Ah, yes, my armor, I know.

21:41Ha-ha, and he tells fabulous jokes.

21:44Go ahead, Sir Count-a-Lot.

21:45What is the scariest thing you can have for lunch?

21:50Gee, Elmo doesn't know.

21:52What is the scariest thing you can have for lunch?

21:55Sir Count-a-Lot?

21:57The scariest thing you can have for lunch is...

22:01A sandwich store!

22:04That makes eight jokes.

22:08Oh, very good.

22:09Yeah!

22:09Good English, it sounds good.

22:11Ha-ha-ha!

22:12Ha-ha-ha!

22:12One...

22:16Two...

22:18Three...

22:21Four...

22:24Five...

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23:00Eight...

23:01A monster named Frazzle, who's a good friend of mine

23:04He looks ferocious, but he's really fine

23:07Go up and ask him for his autograph

23:10He'd be so happy that he'd start to laugh

23:14He goes, ha ha ha, that's how he laughs

23:17He goes, ha ha ha ha, that means he's glad

23:20He goes, ha ha ha ha, that means he's had

23:23The greatest time that he ever had

23:26Now you know my buddy Frazzle

23:31He's got bangs on his jaws

23:32His fur is orange and he's got these claws

23:35He looks so mean that he could scare a crowd

23:39But if you tickle him, he laughs out loud

23:42He goes, ha ha ha ha, that's how he laughs

23:45He goes, ha ha ha ha, that means he's glad

23:48He goes, ha ha ha ha, that means he's having

23:51The greatest time that he ever had

23:54Ha ha ha ha, that means he's glad

24:00Mr. Frazzle has emotions like the rest of us do

24:13Sometimes he feels low down and ugly too

24:16And then the tears begin to fill his eyes

24:19It's so pathetic when a monster cries

24:22He goes, ha ha ha ha, that's how he cries

24:25He goes, ha ha ha ha, that means he's sad

24:29He goes, ha ha ha ha, that means he's having

24:32The lowest time that he ever had

24:35Ha ha ha ha, that means he's hungry

24:38Ha ha ha, that means he's hot

24:41Ha ha ha ha, that means he's sleepy

24:44That means he's not

24:47That means yes

24:50That means no

24:53Means thank you for the dinner

24:56But it's getting very late

24:58And now I really must know

24:59Hey, hey, Joseph!

25:09Joseph, listen up!

25:10What bat knows its ABCs?

25:13I don't know what bat does knows its ABCs

25:16The Alpha Bat!

25:18Get it? Alpha Bat?

25:20Yeah

25:20Boy, that's a great joke, huh?

25:27Oh, that was a good one, Kingston!

25:29Joke number nine!

25:31Yeah!

25:31We have a joke!

25:32We have a joke!

25:33Oh, Mr. King!

25:34I'm going to think the bats want to tell a joke!

25:36Wonderful!

25:37Go ahead, my pets!

25:38Tell us joke number ten!

25:41What does the count say?

25:43At the beginning of a baseball game!

25:46Oh, Elmo doesn't know!

25:48What does the count say?

25:50At the beginning of a baseball game!

25:52Batter up!

25:54Oh, batter up!

25:56Yeah, batter up!

25:58Hey, those bats, they tell funny jokes!

26:01You think that's good?

26:02You should hear them sing!

26:04Hey!

26:16In old Trentalwiny, when I was a lad,

26:21Our castle was cold, yet we never were sad

26:26We learned to be happy, we danced round the hall

26:31And learning to count was the key to it all

26:36By counting each count, I knew just where to start

26:41And one special step stayed close to my heart

26:48One, two, three, spread out the cake

26:56One, two, three, twirl round the floor

26:58One, two, three, left foot you swing

27:00One, two, three, then start to sing

27:02One, two, three, loud as you please

27:04One, two, three, counting with ease

27:05One, two, three, doing the batty bat

27:08One, two, three, count

27:13One, two, three, count

27:16One, two, three, count

27:20Would you dance with me doing the batty bat?

27:25Oh, oh, my happy childhood in the Carpathian Mountains

27:29How well I remember

27:32So now, in my own castle, I can enjoy

27:37This wonderful dance that I learned as a boy

27:42I see just how wise was my whole family

27:46They taught me to count, and so now look at me

27:51I'm counting and dancing, and I swear that it's true

27:56If you do the same, you will be happy too

28:02Come, we try again

28:05One, two, three, spread out the cake

28:12One, two, three, twirl round the floor

28:14One, two, three, left foot you swing

28:16One, two, three, then start to sing

28:18One, two, three, loud as you please

28:20One, two, three, counting with ease

28:21One, two, three, doing the batty bat

28:24One, two, three, count

28:28One, two, three, count

28:32One, two, three, count

28:36Dance with me doing the batty bat

28:39Oh, come dance with me doing the batty bat

29:09Oh, no! Oh, no! Am I late? Am I late? Did I miss it? Did I miss it?

29:15Miss what, Taylor?

29:16I want to tell a funny, scary joke, please

29:18Can I tell my...

29:19Come down, come down, chill

29:20Okay, okay

29:21You can say your funny joke

29:22Oh, great, great, thank you

29:25All right, here it comes

29:26What bat works for the circus?

29:29I don't know, what bat does work for a circus?

29:32I love this, this is so great

29:34Thank you for watching this

29:35An acrobat!

29:38You get it, you get it

29:41An acrobat!

29:42Get it!

29:45I love that one

29:46Let me tell it again

29:47You'll love it just as much a second time

29:49All right

29:49What kind of bat works for the circus?

29:52I don't know

29:52What kind of bat works for a circus?

29:54An acrobat!

29:56He called it joke number 11

30:06Hey, Mr. Cap, here's another one

30:08What's the first thing ghosts do when they ride in a car?

30:11Fast and damn sheet belts!

30:13Oh!

30:15That's all funny, spooky jokes

30:17What does a ghost put in his ice cream soda?

30:21Whip scream!

30:22Whip scream!

30:23Thirteen!

30:25Thirteen funny, spooky jokes

30:27What is a baby ghost's favorite game?

30:30Peek-a-boo!

30:31Oh, Peek-a-boo!

30:33That fourteen fabulous, funny, scary jokes!

30:36Gee, Mr. Count

30:43Elmo can't think of one more funny, scary joke

30:46Neither can I, Elmo

30:48I'm all joked out

30:51Oh my goodness, Mr. Count

30:58That spooky organ is playing by itself again

31:02What's it saying this time?

31:04It's saying, with all those jokes, you must have worked up quite an appetite.

31:09So, go into the kitchen for some screech cobbler.

31:18Wait, wait, wait, Mr. Kent.

31:21That was another joke.

31:23That makes 15, 15 spooky jokes.

31:26Ah, ah, ah.

31:30Mr. Kent, wait for Elmo.

31:34Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

32:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

32:34Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

32:39Oh, my God.

33:09Oh, my God.

33:39And there's more musical mayhem on videocassette with Sing Yourself Silly.

33:44Then jump up and shout with the Count, Bert, Ernie, and Oscar the Grouch to the wacky sing-along fun of Silly Songs on CD and audio cassette.

33:54Now that was Silly!

33:57Growing up can be a little easier with Sesame Street's Kids' Guide to Life series with two all-new stories.

34:03Is it a story about the circus?

34:05No, it's about a whole lot more.

34:08Elmo and guest star Dennis Quaid help telly-learn all about telling the truth in this new, totally original video.

34:14And on Book and Tape, The Emperor's New Fur teaches that telling the truth is the noble thing to do.

34:21Collect the other titles in the series, Learning to Share on videocassette, and Big Bird's Band Plays Together on Book and Tape.

34:29What do you do during quiet time?

34:32That's the question Big Bird asks in this brand-new video.

34:36Oscar, Rosita, and special guest star Daphne Ruben Vega from the hit Broadway show Rent

34:40help Big Bird discover the many ways to make quiet time fun time, too.

34:45Wasn't that fun, Big Bird?

34:47Plus, on Board Book and Tape, Ernie shows how to get ready for sweet dreams with helpful advice and classic Sesame Street lullabies in Sleepy Time.

34:57And on CD and audio cassette, Elmo, Grover, and other Sesame Street friends sing warm and cuddly, dreamy time songs.

35:05Quiet, quiet, quiet.

35:08Hey there, it's time to get up and dance.

35:11Move to the beat with Big Bird and his friends as they do the dog, do the jelly, and even do the airplane.

35:17You'll have a great time.

35:18And the party continues on CD and cassette with Sesame Street's Hot, Hot, Hot dance songs featuring dance-happy Muppet versions of the Macarena and Hot, Hot, Hot.