- 3/17/2025
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00:00Elmo says boo!
00:12Oh, hi!
00:20Whoa! Spooky around here, isn't it?
00:24But Elmo doesn't mind, because Elmo is here to tell Mr. Count some funny jokes.
00:31Oh, spooky ones, too.
00:42Yes?
00:44Knock, knock!
00:46Who's there?
00:48Bat!
00:49Bat who?
00:51Better open the door, Mr. Count. Elmo has some funny jokes to tell you.
01:06Ah, Elmo, how nice to see you.
01:10And that was one, one very good joke.
01:13Ah, ah.
01:18You think Elmo can come inside now?
01:21Of course.
01:22I have some funny jokes to tell you, too.
01:25Oh, great.
01:26Wait, Elmo's never been in the Count's castle before.
01:29Right this way.
01:30Oh, great.
01:31Maybe Elmo should have stayed outside.
01:36Come, my friend.
01:38My friend.
01:54Gee, Mr. Count.
01:55Your house is very, very...
01:59Spooky.
02:00Why, thank you, Elmo.
02:02How very nice of you to say so.
02:05So, would you like to hear another funny, scary joke?
02:08I would love to, Elmo, but first, I have one for you.
02:12Okay.
02:13What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
02:16Gee, Elmo doesn't know, Mr. Count.
02:19What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
02:21Boo-Berry-Pie!
02:22Boo-Berry-Pie!
02:23Boo-Berry-Pie!
02:24Boo-Berry-Pie!
02:30Boo-Berry-Pie!
02:31I love it!
02:32That's right!
02:33And that stew!
02:34Two wonderfully funny, spooky jokes!
02:40Mr. Count, this thing here, it liked that joke, too!
02:44Oh, you mean my skeleton friend?
02:46Of course it liked the joke.
02:48The joke was tickling its funny bone.
02:51Ha ha ha ha!
02:52Yes!
02:53That skeleton and I used to sing a terrific song
02:56all about the bones in your body.
02:59Ha ha!
03:00I can get it now.
03:03That baby bear joke makes it three jokes so far.
03:07Yeah, okay.
03:08Now it's Elmo's turn to tell a joke.
03:10Oh, good.
03:11What is it?
03:12Yeah, what is it?
03:14What is a ghost's favorite game?
03:17I don't know, Elmo.
03:19What is a ghost's favorite game?
03:21Hide and shriek!
03:23Ha ha ha!
03:24Ha ha ha ha!
03:26That makes four funny jokes!
03:30Ha ha ha!
03:31Do not be afraid, little Elmo.
03:35That is just my famous portrait of the Countess Groenalisa.
03:40Yes, we never know what she's smiling at, but when she laughs, it's always a funny joke!
03:47Ha ha ha!
03:48Oh, Elmo's not afraid of her.
03:50Not Elmo.
03:51Anyway, Elmo knows all about afraid.
03:54Oh, Elmo once scared his friend Julia.
03:57Oh, oh!
03:58Hi!
03:59Hi!
04:00This is Elmo's friend Julia.
04:01Hi.
04:02Julia and Elmo are going to show you what it looks like when someone is afraid.
04:06Yeah.
04:07Right.
04:08And I am going to be the someone who is afraid.
04:09Yeah, and Elmo is going to be the one who makes Julia afraid.
04:12Yeah, Elmo is going to be the one who makes Julia afraid.
04:15Yeah, Elmo, Elmo is a monster and monsters are good at that.
04:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:21Okay.
04:22Here, Elmo, go.
04:23Shhh!
04:24Ha ha ha!
04:25Julia, that is not afraid!
04:29I'm sorry, Elmo, but you made me laugh.
04:32But, but, Elmo is trying to make you afraid.
04:35Okay, I'm, I'm sorry.
04:36We'll try again, okay?
04:37Okay, okay.
04:38Elmo, Elmo will try harder, okay?
04:39Okay.
04:40Okay.
04:41Okay.
04:42Okay.
04:43Okay.
04:44Okay.
04:45Julia!
04:46Oh, I'm, I'm sorry, Elmo, but you're so, you're so cute and funny that you make me laugh.
04:55But, but, Elmo is a monster, Julia.
04:58He, he is supposed to be able to make people feel afraid.
05:02Okay.
05:03So you try again, and this time I'm sure I'll be really scared.
05:07Really?
05:08Really, just, you see.
05:09You'll see.
05:10Whoa, now that was someone who was afraid.
05:23Yeah.
05:25Uh, Julia?
05:28Julia, can you come back now?
05:31Elmo, Elmo's not being scary anymore.
05:35Julia?
05:37Whoa!
05:39Now that is someone who was also afraid.
05:42Oh, Julia is good at that.
05:45Oh, you are too, thank you.
05:48Oh, that Rosita can tell a joke, huh?
05:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:53Joke number five and still counting.
05:56Oh, does Mr. Count want to tell a joke now?
05:59Oh, yes, I would love to.
06:02Ah, here's one.
06:04Joke number six coming up.
06:06What is the scariest ride in the amusement park?
06:09Oh, Elmo doesn't know.
06:12Oh, what is the scariest ride in the amusement park?
06:15The roller coaster!
06:18Ha, ha, ha, ha, roller coaster!
06:21My goodness, Mr. Count!
06:24That organ is playing by itself!
06:27Hmm, yes, it's telling me it's heard that old joke before.
06:31Really?
06:32Mm-hmm, yes.
06:33Huh.
06:34Do you want to tell a joke?
06:35Well, what's the organ saying now?
06:41It wants to hear a song.
06:43Hmm, all right, what kind of song?
06:45Ah, a monster song.
06:50Here's one right now.
06:52Elmo thinks he's heard this song before.
06:56Wow.
06:57Isn't this terrific, Ernie?
06:58A real Egyptian pyramid.
06:59I don't know, Bert.
07:00I'm afraid.
07:01Afraid of what?
07:02I mean, this is wonderful.
07:03Look at all the exciting new discoveries.
07:04Huh?
07:05Yeah, look at all the knowledge here.
07:06Huh?
07:07This pyramid is, oh, must be centuries and thousands even of years old.
07:09This is great.
07:10Yeah, Bert.
07:11Look at these hieroglyphics.
07:12All these hieroglyphics, all this funny writing.
07:13It's pretty spooky to me, Bert.
07:14Oh, boy, how exciting.
07:15And look at this!
07:16Look at this funny statue!
07:17Well, that's a pretty neat statue.
07:18Now, this one's a handsome statue.
07:19This is nice.
07:20I think I prefer this one.
07:21Yeah, no counting for taste.
07:22Oh, no counting for taste.
07:23Oh, yeah, it's beautiful.
07:24Oh, yeah, I think Peter's beautiful.
07:25It's beautiful.
07:26Yeah, it's beautiful.
07:27I think it's beautiful.
07:28Oh, it's beautiful.
07:29I'm beautiful.
07:30And you're beautiful.
07:31How beautiful.
07:32Oh, yeah, I'm beautiful.
07:33How beautiful.
07:34Yeah, I'm beautiful.
07:35Beautiful.
07:36You're beautiful.
07:37And then I have to tell you.
07:38Nice.
07:38I think I prefer this one.
07:40I don't know, counting for taste.
07:42Why?
07:43Oh, boy.
07:44Isn't this exciting?
07:45Well, I don't know, Bert.
07:46I'm still...
07:47Let's go home.
07:48Why?
07:49Well, because I'm kind of afraid, Bert.
07:51Oh, Ernie, this is a wonderful opportunity.
07:54We spent all this time getting here.
07:56Come on, come on, follow me.
07:57Okay, let's look around some more.
07:59Yeah, Bert?
08:00Oh, Ernie, look.
08:01Look at this.
08:02There's a spooky, dark tunnel here.
08:04You want to join me?
08:05Well, I think I'll wait here, Bert.
08:06Okay, I'll take a look.
08:08Wow!
08:10Oh, dear.
08:12Maybe Bert's right.
08:14Maybe there isn't anything to be afraid of.
08:16It's all in my imagination.
08:19I'll just look at these statues over here.
08:23Look at that.
08:30Bert?
08:32Bert?
08:33Did you tap me?
08:34Bert's not here.
08:35Who tapped me?
08:38Ah!
08:39Ah!
08:42Bert!
08:43Oh, Bert!
08:44Bert!
08:44What?
08:44What?
08:45What, Ernie?
08:45What?
08:45What is it?
08:46What?
08:46What?
08:46What?
08:47What?
08:48This statue here, Bert.
08:49Bert, this statue, it tapped me, Bert.
08:52This statue tapped you?
08:53It did, Bert.
08:54It just tapped me, Bert.
08:55This statue here made of stone, thousands of years old.
08:58It tapped you?
08:58That's right, Bert.
09:00Ernie.
09:01Ernie, don't you think maybe you were using your imagination, hmm?
09:05It didn't really tap you, you were just imagining it, hmm?
09:08Why don't you maybe sing a song, hmm?
09:10That'll make you feel better, huh?
09:12Yeah, Bert?
09:12Yeah, you won't be that scared there.
09:14Okay?
09:15Okay, Bert.
09:15Oh, Bert will never believe this.
09:43Bert!
09:50Hey, Bert!
09:56Hey, what are you doing?
09:58Do, do, me and the statue are dancing, Bert.
10:01The statue's a great dancer, too.
10:04The statue's dancing now.
10:06Well, it was, Bert.
10:07It was dancing.
10:08It was dancing, and it was singing, too, Bert.
10:11Ernie, why don't we just go home?
10:13The statue knows Rubber Duckie, Bert.
10:15Sure, sure. Come on.
10:16We were dancing. Honestly, we were, Bert.
10:17Sure, we'll just take a rest, Ernie.
10:18Really?
10:19Let's go home. That's it.
10:20Okay, Bert.
10:20Sure.
10:21The statue really...
10:22Bye-bye, statue.
10:24Yeah, uh, bye-bye, statue.
10:28Bye-bye.
10:31Honey!
10:41Ha-ha! These selling jokes!
10:43Have been spook-tacular!
10:45Yeah!
10:46Now, who would like to tell the next one?
10:48I would.
10:50Uh, Mr. Cat, your tin man is talking.
10:57Ah, yes, my armor, I know.
10:59And he tells fabulous jokes.
11:02Go ahead, Sir Count-a-Lot.
11:03What is the scariest thing you can have for lunch?
11:08Gee, Elmo doesn't know.
11:10What is the scariest thing you can have for lunch?
11:13Uh, Sir Count-a-Lot?
11:15The scariest thing you can have for lunch is...
11:19Oh, Sid-wit-stow!
11:21Ha-ha-ha!
11:22What's in it?
11:23Ha-ha-ha!
11:24That makes eight jokes.
11:26Oh, very good.
11:27Yeah!
11:28Yeah!
11:28Yeah!
11:28It sounds rude.
11:29Ha-ha-ha!
11:30Ha-ha-ha!
11:31Ha-ha-ha!
11:31Ha-ha-ha!
11:32Oh, that was a good one, Kingston.
11:34Joke number nine.
11:36Yeah!
11:36We have a joke.
11:36We have a joke.
11:37We have a joke.
11:38We have a joke.
11:38We have a joke.
11:38We have a joke.
11:39Elmo thinks the bats want to tell a joke.
11:41Wonderful.
11:42Go ahead, my bats.
11:43Tell us joke number ten.
11:45What does the count say at the beginning of a baseball game?
11:51Ooh, Elmo doesn't know.
11:53What does the count say at the beginning of a baseball game?
11:57Batter up!
11:59Ah, batter up!
12:01Yeah, batter up!
12:03Hey, those bats, they tell funny jokes.
12:05You think that's good?
12:07You should hear them sing.
12:08Yeah!
12:09Yeah!
12:09Ha-ha-ha-ha!
12:13Kelly told us joke number eleven.
12:16Hey, Mr. Count, here's another one.
12:18What's the first thing ghosts do when they ride in a car?
12:21Fast and down, sheet belts!
12:23Oh!
12:24Ha-ha-ha-ha!
12:25That's all funny, spooky jokes!
12:27What does a ghost put in his ice cream soda?
12:31Whip Scream!
12:32Ha-ha-ha!
12:32Whip Scream!
12:33Ha-ha-ha!
12:35Thirteen funny, spooky jokes!
12:37What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
12:40Peek-a-boo!
12:41Fabulous!
12:44That's fourteen fabulous, funny, scary jokes!
12:47Ha-ha-ha!
12:48Ha-ha-ha-ha!
12:49Ha-ha-ha-ha!
12:50Ha-ha-ha!
12:51Ha-ha-ha!
12:52Gee, Mr. Count, Elmo can't do it.
12:54Think of one more funny, scary joke!
12:56Ha-ha-ha!
12:57Neither can I, Elmo.
12:59I'm all joked out.
13:06Oh, my goodness, Mr. Count!
13:08That spooky organ is playing by itself again!
13:12Well, what's it saying this time?
13:14It's saying, with all those jokes,
13:17you must have worked up quite an appetite.
13:19So, go into the kitchen for some Screech Cobbler!
13:23Ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:24Ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:25Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:26Ha-ha-ha!
13:26Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:28Ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:29Wait, wait, wait, wait, Mr. Count!
13:31Well, that was another joke!
13:33That makes fifteen!
13:35Fifteen spooky jokes!
13:37Ha-ha-ha!
13:40Mr. Count!
13:42Wait for Elmo!
13:42Wow!
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