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The top investment manager at his firm is assigned to help the stunning owner of a recently acquired company. He realizes he has fallen for her, and he has to go back in time to meet her before she becomes engaged.
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00:40:57But as I've grown older
00:41:00I've grown to appreciate the peace of mind that comes with the silence I
00:41:06Have no desire to go back
00:41:08None at all, huh?
00:41:11Why is that a man can only handle so much failure?
00:41:20You know some of the brightest minds in history have had to endure
00:41:24Incredible amounts of failure in order to achieve success take Robert Goddard for example apples and oranges not apples and oranges his theories on rockets
00:41:32Potential use for space travel. They were highly criticized. He was called a fool told they were impossible. He was shunned
00:41:40Years later
00:41:42His research was key in the genesis of the space program your point my point doctor is that he let people drive him into seclusion the critics
00:41:50And he died before he was ever able to see his vision become reality my point to you
00:41:59Maybe it's time for you to get back to work
00:42:03What's this a monument to wasted time and money
00:42:09Want to know how it works in theory
00:42:17Sorry
00:42:20The process of condensing energy can be obtained with superconducted dark matter
00:42:25Dark matter makes up
00:42:27Approximately 25% of the total mass of the universe and while it is not detectable via traditional means I
00:42:34Have devised a way to collect and store limited quantities of it
00:42:39You can store dark matter how
00:42:41By using rods made of a special osmium ally oppositely charged to create a unique magnetic field which attracts and stores the dark matter
00:42:50The charges are then reversed causing the dark matter to be discharged as a form of dark energy with enough power to collapse two points in the space-time continuum
00:42:57Okay
00:43:02Okay, all right, where do we start
00:43:04Uh, we start by cleaning the lab
00:43:12Lab doesn't get used much, huh?
00:43:14Use plenty
00:43:15For storage
00:43:21Uh, and this?
00:43:23How big are the holes?
00:43:24What are you serious? I mean, I can buy you another pair of socks if that's what you need
00:43:29Throw it in tools
00:43:31Tools
00:43:32Yeah, I've been using these things all wrong
00:43:34You're looking at it wrong
00:43:36It's a rag now
00:43:38That's clever
00:43:40So
00:43:41What are you doing with your time these days now that you're done studying time travel?
00:43:44Well, I spend most of my time working on that old truck
00:43:47It was my dad's
00:43:50Fixing up for a long time now
00:43:52More of a tinkerer really than a scientist these days
00:43:55Though I've never really given up, I suppose
00:43:59I'm working the problem on a smaller scale
00:44:02So there are scales to time travel?
00:44:06Powering the machine is only half the battle
00:44:08I'm working on the equations
00:44:11I see
00:44:12Well
00:44:14Call me a simpleton
00:44:16But, uh, these equations look pretty solid to me
00:44:19Simpleton
00:44:21The variables are undefined
00:44:23I spend most of my time
00:44:25Chipping away at the possibilities
00:44:27I have
00:44:28No solutions as of yet
00:44:32Well, you know you identify the impossibilities
00:44:34All you're left with are the possible
00:44:39Yeah
00:44:40I suppose
00:44:42I mean, isn't that the end game?
00:44:43Solve the equation?
00:44:44When I was a kid
00:44:57There was this toy
00:45:00A decoder
00:45:01Or a kaleidoscope or something
00:45:05It was the holy grail to me
00:45:07It cost five dollars
00:45:09Five dollars
00:45:11So I scrimped and saved
00:45:13And added cents here and there
00:45:16And eventually I had it
00:45:17Five dollars
00:45:18I went down and I bought the toy
00:45:20Only to have it stolen by this
00:45:23Neighborhood bully
00:45:25Earl Schroeder
00:45:28Anyway, I save again
00:45:30And my birthday comes
00:45:31And all of a sudden
00:45:32Five dollars in my palm
00:45:33I get on my bike
00:45:36And I pedal so fast to get to the store
00:45:38I upend my bike
00:45:39On the way to get my perfect prize
00:45:42And my birthday money went for new handlebars
00:45:45Not my choice
00:45:48Back to square one
00:45:50I save the money
00:45:51I get to the store
00:45:53Sold out
00:45:54Never to return
00:45:56Really?
00:45:58I'd say somebody didn't want you to have that kaleidoscope
00:46:00Eh, you would think
00:46:02Years later I'll have a job
00:46:04One week I get a bonus in my check
00:46:07I never forgot that toy
00:46:09I find it at a vintage toy store
00:46:11I go down to the store
00:46:13I slide the money across the table
00:46:15Ear to ear grin
00:46:17I collect my perfect prize
00:46:19I walk outside and I'm looking through the kaleidoscope
00:46:21Alright, mission accomplished
00:46:23Sort of
00:46:25While I'm looking through the kaleidoscope
00:46:27Not paying attention to where I'm going
00:46:28I run into this beautiful young woman
00:46:31She's carrying home groceries from the store
00:46:33Knock them all over the ground
00:46:35In my haste to help her collect her groceries
00:46:38I step on and crush the kaleidoscope
00:46:42The kaleidoscope was jinxed
00:46:44No, actually quite the opposite
00:46:46That beautiful young woman would go on to become my wife
00:46:51This lifelong quest that I was on
00:46:53Was actually about something else altogether
00:46:58See, I didn't know where I was supposed to be
00:47:02Until I'd actually arrived
00:47:08Earth to Eric
00:47:09Yeah, I was just thinking about your story and if your theory is right
00:47:26I was just thinking maybe your journey is not complete
00:47:29What is all this anyway?
00:47:31Most of them are sophisticated gauges and instruments that will allow me to pinpoint exactly when and where a time traveler ends up
00:47:37As if the process requires exact calculations to determine not only the time but the place as well
00:47:45Okay
00:47:47The Earth is in constant motion both rotationally and orbitally
00:47:51So sending a time traveler back to a specific point in space
00:47:54Could very well occur at a time when the Earth isn't there
00:47:58And I must also account for not only the rotation of the Earth but also the rate or speed at which the galaxy is expanding
00:48:06Without precise and exact calculations, a traveler could end up being dropped off in the cold vacuum of space and killed instantly
00:48:13You know, push a couple of buttons, turn a few knobs, right?
00:48:16Hey, you have no idea the amount of education it takes to fathom this kind of math
00:48:20Alright, I'm kidding, I understand what an imaginary number is
00:48:23I'm joking
00:48:25Good
00:48:27Why don't you go get some rest?
00:48:29Tomorrow...
00:48:31Tomorrow we start the real work
00:48:32Look, I'm not a psychiatrist
00:48:37But I can tell there's something more going on with you
00:48:48Am I allowed to cite personal reasons?
00:48:55Alright, suffice it to say that
00:48:57Maybe I wasn't happy where my journey ended up
00:49:02You know, I decided to take things into my own hands
00:49:04Surely you've had things in your life that you regret
00:49:07Things you wish you'd done differently
00:49:09Only one that really mattered
00:49:15I don't know man, I gotta tell ya
00:49:17I do not see you getting past my shields
00:49:20Your shields will break down
00:49:22Starfleet's pretty smart in their work
00:49:23Torpedoes with 16.1 isotone power
00:49:2618 type 7 phase emitters now
00:49:28The USS Enterprise trumps the Imperial class Star Destroyer
00:49:32In any galaxy
00:49:34Be careful when you set that CPU
00:49:37That has to be very precisely placed
00:49:39I got it
00:49:41Okay
00:49:45Lightsaber
00:49:47Pretty cool
00:49:49Phaser
00:49:50Range beats melee
00:49:51Besides phasers fire Nardian particles
00:49:54Even if a lightsaber could deflect those
00:49:55Which it's not
00:49:56Because it's meant to deflect pure energy blaster fire
00:49:58The phaser's continuous beam capability
00:50:00Is gonna trump the Jedi's arm strength any day
00:50:03Yeah, but they're Jedi's
00:50:04I think they would be slaying red shirts before their arms got tired
00:50:07Ah, but you forget about the wide beam capability of the phaser
00:50:10I did not forget about the wide beam capability of the phaser
00:50:12The Jedi only has to protect himself, right?
00:50:14Or herself
00:50:16Three foot span of a lightsaber, that would protect most
00:50:18Plus the wide beam only lands on a single flat plane
00:50:19Everybody knows that
00:50:21Luke, give me Han
00:50:23Spill's dream team
00:50:25Versus Kirk and Spock, an infallible leader and his exceedingly logical sidekick?
00:50:28Please
00:50:29You give Han his blaster, you give Luke his lightsaber
00:50:31Oh shit!
00:50:33What happened?
00:50:35I fried a circuit
00:50:37It was a custom job, it took me two years to build that thing
00:50:40Okay, so what do we do now?
00:50:41Well...
00:50:44Let me think
00:50:48The fuel cells discharge in parallel
00:50:50So, I can jumper past the defective board
00:50:54But the loss in power I won't be able to calculate until the rods are charged and in place
00:50:58Once I get the rods in place
00:51:06Once I get the rods in place, I can take some test readings and see what kind of a discharge we'll be able to achieve
00:51:12So what number are we looking for here?
00:51:13Well, theoretically, something in the neighborhood of 500 EXA EVs would be ideal
00:51:21But, at a minimum, we need to achieve at least a petty EV to even think about opening the space-time continuum
00:51:31So basically you're saying the amount of energy we generate with this thing is directly related to the amount of time we can travel, right?
00:51:37In layman's terms, yes
00:51:46What?
00:51:48What happened?
00:51:50463 petty EVs
00:51:52It's quite a power loss
00:51:54But, um...
00:51:56I'd still call this step a success
00:51:58Okay
00:52:00So...
00:52:02When are you going to complain about why you are really here?
00:52:07Why I'm really here, does it matter?
00:52:09Of course it matters
00:52:11Up until now, I've been content to allow you to help me with my research
00:52:16Assuming that your...
00:52:18True reason for being here would surface eventually
00:52:21But...
00:52:23As we approach what is certain to be a crossroad in our experiment
00:52:27Your true reason may be an impediment to our continued partnership
00:52:31How so?
00:52:32Well, that all depends on why you're really here
00:52:35You could be working for the government and you're here to steal my secrets to use them for your own nefarious purposes
00:52:41You got me
00:52:43I'm kidding, I don't work for the government, I'm joking
00:52:46I told you, it's personal
00:52:49Eric, you...
00:52:51Have to explain yourself better than that
00:52:54You really want to know?
00:52:56I do
00:52:59Okay
00:53:03I am, uh...
00:53:05I'm here about a girl
00:53:07I don't know what it is you think we're doing here, but I assure you whatever we accomplish will have little consequence in fixing whatever's wrong with your love life
00:53:17I'm in love
00:53:19Okay, I met a girl
00:53:21And I fell in love with her
00:53:23And she is...
00:53:25Fantastic
00:53:27And she inspires me in ways that I never thought I could be inspired
00:53:30Okay, and I need you to send me back in time to a point before she meets this guy
00:53:35This guy she's with now who she thinks she's in love with
00:53:37I can't send you back in time
00:53:40First of all, I think you failed to understand the ramifications of such an action
00:53:45And second, there's no indication this device will even work
00:53:49Well, you said that this was possible
00:53:51In theory
00:53:52Okay
00:53:53There's no way to test it or prove it
00:53:55That's how you test it, right? That's how you prove it, you send me back, that's the test
00:53:59Eric, I'm not experimenting on you
00:54:01There's no way of knowing what will happen to someone once they leave my garage
00:54:03Their molecules could be scattered to the cosmos
00:54:06And you haven't even thought through the situation that you would be in
00:54:10If and when I could send you back
00:54:12You know, I'd figure it out
00:54:14You see, that's what I mean
00:54:16You have no idea what you'd be going back to
00:54:18You wouldn't exist
00:54:20I mean, yes, the you from that timeline would exist
00:54:22But you, Eric, you would have no money
00:54:25No job, no identity
00:54:27For all intents and purposes
00:54:29You would struggle to survive
00:54:30And even if I could send you back
00:54:33I wouldn't do it for a reason so trite and juvenile as lost love
00:54:37Trite and juvenile, right? Okay, you know what? Let me tell you something
00:54:39If you've ever been in love in your life, you'd know what I was talking about
00:54:42Alright, don't you stand there and try to pass judgment on me
00:54:45You know nothing about me
00:54:53I'm sorry, Eric, I'm sorry
00:54:55Look
00:54:58You've been great on the build
00:55:00You have been
00:55:01I'm eternally grateful
00:55:02Yeah, great, you know how you pay me back?
00:55:03And you send me back
00:55:05That's how you pay me back
00:55:08That's the only fucking reason I'm here
00:55:10I can't send you back
00:55:12Look, these equations, they're still unsolved
00:55:15So unless you can solve them
00:55:18I'm sorry
00:55:20Time travel just isn't possible
00:55:21Yeah, you know what? Fuck it, then let's just give up, right?
00:55:23We keep trying
00:55:24That's what we do
00:55:25That's what we've been doing
00:55:26We don't give up
00:55:27We keep fucking trying
00:55:28I'm telling you time travel is not possible
00:55:35So that's it, right? That's uh...
00:55:40What?
00:55:41This whole thing has just been futile, right?
00:55:43It's a charade? It's not possible?
00:55:47It's for nothing?
00:55:48No, it wasn't for nothing
00:55:50We've made great strides in proving my theories
00:55:53Strides that will be hugely beneficial to mankind in the future
00:55:57Where are you going?
00:55:59You know what? It looks like I'm going nowhere
00:56:05I actually envy you
00:56:07You envy the guy that's in love with a girl he can't have?
00:56:12No
00:56:13I envy the guy who knows what he wants and isn't afraid to go after it
00:56:20Even if going after it looks like it's going to result in a fiery crash?
00:56:28No, I think we should all be so lucky to experience a crash like that
00:56:35You know?
00:56:36I mean at least once in our lives
00:56:43I suppose
00:56:47But I like to land safe and sound
00:56:49I think it's really a better plan
00:56:53Safe and sound, huh?
00:56:54Let me tell you something about that
00:56:59When I was in school
00:57:01Everyone thought I was
00:57:03The wild and crazy one
00:57:06You know?
00:57:08Had to be the first to do everything
00:57:11Truth is
00:57:13I was hiding
00:57:15I always played it safe
00:57:18And look where that got me
00:57:21I am bartending in the middle of fucking nowhere
00:57:24Well why don't you get the hell out of here?
00:57:28You know? Go, uh...
00:57:30Go do something else
00:57:32Right. Well, it's not that easy
00:57:35Um, I have responsibilities
00:57:38You know? I'm not a kid anymore
00:57:39I can't sit in my room and dream
00:57:41I...
00:57:44I gotta make shit work
00:57:46I've got...
00:57:47I've got debt
00:57:48I've gotta pay off
00:57:49I've got
00:57:5040 grand in student loans
00:57:52Because I was so...
00:57:55Set on getting a degree
00:57:57That did me
00:57:59A lot of good
00:58:01Didn't it?
00:58:03Degrees are a funny thing
00:58:06Everyone's got responsibilities
00:58:08You know? It's never
00:58:09Too late to dream, isn't it?
00:58:14Sometimes it's too late to make those dreams a reality
00:58:19It just is
00:58:21What if you could go back in time, right?
00:58:23And change something
00:58:25You can change anything you want
00:58:27What would it be?
00:58:29Wow
00:58:30Um...
00:58:34I would do something that would scare the shit out of me
00:58:36I would
00:58:38I would
00:58:40I'd go on an adventure
00:58:43I would get the hell out of here and...
00:58:48I don't know if I'd come back
00:58:54Okay
00:58:56Well, an adventure
00:58:58I like that
00:59:00Yeah
00:59:02Where to?
00:59:07Alaska
00:59:09I've never been to Alaska
00:59:11Me neither
00:59:13But I hear the Northern Lights are absolutely breathtaking this time of year
00:59:20And then I don't know
00:59:22I would just...
00:59:24See where the universe took me
00:59:26I would just...
00:59:28I'd be free
00:59:30Yeah
00:59:33Hm
00:59:38You know it's a shame
00:59:39By the time we finally figure out what we really want
00:59:47Most of the time it's too late
00:59:52Opportunity's lost
00:59:56I never thought of it that way you're right
01:00:04Good luck with that girl
01:00:09You know it's like...
01:00:12Yeah
01:00:14I'm gonna put a thing on the road
01:00:16The bridge
01:00:18And then I'm gonna go, look out
01:00:20Can I see you around?
01:00:22You know, you've got us and you're gonna start
01:00:24I've left you to just stop by not
01:00:26You know it
01:00:28I've left you in the mountain
01:00:30It's not easy to fight
01:00:31I can't be like, think I'm ever gonna have you
01:00:32This is how it ends. I will have no regrets. This is how it ends. I will have no regrets.
01:01:02The stories we live, the mistakes that we make, the love that we give and the hearts we do break.
01:01:21It's all part of this game called life. I'll say my goodbye. This is how it ends. I will have no regrets.
01:01:40I think I got it.
01:01:44Alright, I've reworked the Rosenbridge theory with re-evaluated properties based on Schwarzschild.
01:01:48We know that C squared is broken. No, no, that's Schwarzschild's theory.
01:01:51Mitchell fixed those problems. Schwarzschild achieved the proper values, so his equation helps us.
01:01:55Look, we know that the speed of light is inconsistent, which means both sides of the equation are inconsistent.
01:02:01Alright, the common factors are, thus, 2gm equals inconsistent are C squared, G and M are sub to C squared and are based on irrational polymers.
01:02:09I exists, and it solves everything. She needs that much to you. She does.
01:02:21Okay, if you are going to do this, it has to be soon. The rods are decaying at a much more rapid pace than I had initially calculated.
01:02:27According to my estimates, we should be able to generate a discharge of 16.7 PETA EVs.
01:02:33Now, this is not what I was hoping for, but it should be sufficient to allow us to connect any two moments in the past five years.
01:02:40According to my calculations, you will arrive in your new reality at 5am, November 21st, 2008.
01:02:47Plus or minus five minutes.
01:02:49How's that for irony? Even with a time machine.
01:02:53I've prepared a survival kit of sorts for you. This should allow you to get to where you need to go.
01:02:59What's this?
01:03:00That's a little bit of pre-2008 cash, my old cell phone and the keys to my truck.
01:03:06That should allow you to get to Los Angeles, but remember, once you land in 2008, you're going to have to figure out your long-term survival plan.
01:03:19I don't even know if the cell phone's going to work. The electrical interference from the rift in the space-time continuum will likely fry the circuits, but let's go ahead and take it anyway.
01:03:28I'd like to ask you a small favor in return.
01:03:30Yeah, of course, anything. What do you do?
01:03:34The day you arrive is coincidentally the same day as my lab accident.
01:03:41Irony all around. Why didn't that make national news, by the way? I thought it was sort of one.
01:03:46Well, it did, but the opening of some teen romance vampire movie stole the headlines that day.
01:03:53Anyway, I need you to get this to me by 7.30 p.m. That's important.
01:03:59And that should prevent me from blowing up the lab in that time frame.
01:04:02And it's a six-hour drive to Los Angeles, so you should have plenty of time.
01:04:07Well, we should get going. Are you ready?
01:04:13Sure.
01:04:19Eric, you must be absolutely certain there's no coming back from this.
01:04:26Yeah, I know. I know. I'm sure. Yes.
01:04:31Okay. Let's do it.
01:04:36A historic moment, for sure. The first trip ever through time.
01:04:46You know, it's comforting to know that while me and my current form will not feel the effects,
01:04:56there will be a copy of me in another reality who will...
01:05:03now have the opportunity for a better life.
01:05:19It's the saddest thing I ever heard.
01:05:22I'm sorry.
01:05:23Oh, Eric, don't be sorry. You...
01:05:26you gave me a second chance to feel alive again.
01:05:30And...
01:05:32for that...
01:05:35you deserve your chance.
01:05:41I don't even know what to say to you.
01:05:44There's nothing to say. Get up there. Get up there.
01:05:48Come here.
01:05:50Come here.
01:05:52Oh, thank you.
01:05:54You're welcome.
01:05:57Go get her.
01:06:12May the Force be with you.
01:06:14Uh...
01:06:31Used to get better off.
01:06:32Uh...
01:06:34Uh...
01:06:36Oh, my God.
01:07:06Okay, is this garbage?
01:07:36All right, all right, all right.
01:07:45Here we go.
01:07:51Come on, come on, baby.
01:07:52Come on.
01:07:53Okay.
01:07:54All right, all right, what do you want from me?
01:07:58Fuck!
01:07:59Come on.
01:08:00Goddammit.
01:08:01Shit!
01:08:03All right, all right, what do you want from me?
01:08:18Fuck!
01:08:19Goddammit.
01:08:20Shit!
01:08:21All right.
01:08:26The hard way.
01:08:35All right.
01:08:36Let's go.
01:08:37Okay.
01:08:38I'm gonna go.
01:08:40All right.
01:08:41I'm gonna go.
01:08:42Okay.
01:08:43All right.
01:09:44Do I know you?
01:09:52Uh, no, not yet.
01:09:58You're Ally, right?
01:10:00Yeah.
01:10:01Yeah.
01:10:03Well, I'm the only Ally within the next ten miles.
01:10:06There was this other girl who was calling herself that,
01:10:08but she changed it to Ash because her name is, um...
01:10:11Ashley?
01:10:14Right.
01:10:16Okay.
01:10:17So, you know my name, which is weird.
01:10:22So, care to get on heave and ground with me?
01:10:26Yeah, um, right.
01:10:28Sorry.
01:10:28Eric.
01:10:29Eric, good to meet you.
01:10:31Ally.
01:10:32Yeah, I know.
01:10:34So, Eric, what, uh, what brings you to this fine establishment today?
01:10:44Um, I actually, my truck broke down up the road,
01:10:47so I'm sort of stranded.
01:10:48Oh, yeah?
01:10:49Stranded here, yeah.
01:10:50That's a bummer.
01:10:51Right.
01:10:52Well, you want me to call you a tow truck?
01:10:55No, no, no.
01:10:55Um, actually, can I borrow a phone?
01:10:59Oh, yeah.
01:11:00Yeah?
01:11:01Yeah, I got one right here.
01:11:03Okay, thanks.
01:11:04Just make a quick phone call to a friend.
01:11:07Be quick, it's prepay.
01:11:11Hello?
01:11:37Cal, hey, listen, it's, uh, it's Eric.
01:11:39Oh, hey, what's up, Eric?
01:11:39Listen, I need you to come pick me up.
01:11:41I'm in Arizona right now.
01:11:42Just stop doing whatever it is you're doing and come get me.
01:11:44If you woke me up this early for a joke, I'm going back to bed.
01:11:47No, I'm not joking.
01:11:49Listen, I'm in northern Arizona.
01:11:50I need you to come get me, and it's an emergency.
01:11:52Just hurry up, will ya?
01:11:54Tell me where you are.
01:11:55It's, uh, 11742 Hickory Way in Grand River, Arizona.
01:12:04All right.
01:12:07You are a lifesaver.
01:12:11I've been sold out before.
01:12:14You know, I, uh, it's the weirdest thing.
01:12:17I, um, I've been in town for, uh, a couple hours now.
01:12:22I've got nothing but headaches.
01:12:23That'll be 102.
01:12:24Oh, yeah?
01:12:26The town's really not that bad.
01:12:30Should give it a chance.
01:12:31Yeah, I'm not sure it's the town as much as it is the year.
01:12:35What?
01:12:36Uh, no, I'm probably just dehydrated.
01:12:39Oh, yeah, that happens.
01:12:40I have fluids in me.
01:12:43You got a map, by chance, of Arizona I can take a peek at?
01:12:47Sure.
01:12:51Yeah, here you go.
01:12:57You're welcome.
01:12:58So you like working here or what?
01:13:03It's okay.
01:13:04You know, pays the bills.
01:13:07I, uh, I'm working here to pay my way through college.
01:13:11Well, I mean, it's either that or be a stripper, so.
01:13:15I'm kidding.
01:13:16This town doesn't even have a strip club.
01:13:18You ever, uh, ever think about getting out of here?
01:13:22So I can be a stripper?
01:13:25No.
01:13:26No, I wasn't thinking about that.
01:13:27I was, I mean, you know, get out of here.
01:13:30Do something more adventurous.
01:13:32Yeah.
01:13:34Sometimes, right?
01:13:37Well, you know, don't wait too long, okay?
01:13:39You might, uh, you might miss your window.
01:13:43Gee, thanks.
01:13:44That's, uh, sage advice from a total weirdo.
01:13:48You think I'm a total weirdo?
01:13:50Yeah, well, I mean, like, in a good way.
01:13:53You're like, um, like, like, like Thomas Jerome Newton.
01:13:59You know, the man who fell to Earth.
01:14:05David Bowie, 1976.
01:14:08You need to watch more movies, man.
01:14:10I will make sure I put that one on my instant cue.
01:14:13Your instant what?
01:14:14Never mind.
01:14:17Weirdo.
01:14:17Hey, baby, how much?
01:14:23Kyle, what's up?
01:14:24Hey, man!
01:14:26Ah!
01:14:28Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:14:30There's something different about you.
01:14:31Uh, maybe I look a little older.
01:14:33Yeah, maybe.
01:14:34Hey, so, what are you doing in Arizona, dude?
01:14:36Long story.
01:14:37He wouldn't believe me if I told you.
01:14:38How long did it take you to get here, anyway?
01:14:39Well, I left it, like, quarter to eight, so, I don't know, five and a half hours?
01:14:42Five and a half?
01:14:42All right, we gotta go.
01:14:43Uh, I'll explain the car.
01:14:44Come on.
01:14:56Wait, so, let me get this straight.
01:14:57You travel back in time, so you are you, but you're not really you.
01:15:01Sort of, I mean, yes and no.
01:15:03I am me, it's just I'm not the me from this time.
01:15:07Boy, isn't that what I just said?
01:15:08Whatever you're pointing to, what's up for us, Derek?
01:15:09Come on.
01:15:10It's complicated.
01:15:11No, no, I get it.
01:15:12I understand that, but what I don't understand is, why?
01:15:17Honestly?
01:15:18No, dishonestly.
01:15:19Look, I want you to tell me that you came back for Katy Perry, because you found out
01:15:22she was lying about it when she kissed that girl, so it shattered your reality so bad
01:15:26that you had to come back to a simpler time.
01:15:28Yes, honestly.
01:15:29What kind of question is that?
01:15:31I'm in love.
01:15:32With Katy Perry?
01:15:33With the girl she kissed?
01:15:34What do you mean to?
01:15:35No, neither.
01:15:36It's a different girl.
01:15:37It's a completely different girl.
01:15:38It's not Katy Perry.
01:15:39It's a different girl entirely.
01:15:41Oh, man.
01:15:42Did she die or something?
01:15:44No, no, no.
01:15:45She's just, you know, she's unavailable.
01:15:48She's unavailable.
01:15:48What the hell does that mean?
01:15:50Wow, is she in prison?
01:15:52Oh, yeah!
01:15:54No, she's not in prison.
01:15:55She's, uh, she's engaged.
01:15:59Wow.
01:15:59Uh-oh.
01:16:00Well, that's not good.
01:16:02What do you mean?
01:16:03What if she says no?
01:16:07But no, she can't say, she's not going to say no, okay?
01:16:10Just, we click.
01:16:12We got a thing.
01:16:12It's, she's not going to say no.
01:16:14So in five years you click?
01:16:17You have no idea who this girl is now.
01:16:19What if you don't even dig the younger her?
01:16:21But I know who she becomes and I, I dig that, so.
01:16:23Yeah, but if she meets you now, she may never even become that person.
01:16:26Why are you being such a Debbie Downer, man?
01:16:27It's going to work out.
01:16:27Look, I invented time travel for this girl, okay?
01:16:30It's just reality.
01:16:30I traveled through time for this girl.
01:16:32It's going to work.
01:16:33She's not going to say no, it's fine.
01:16:35Okay.
01:16:41So, where exactly am I dropping you off?
01:16:43Uh, South Hills Mall.
01:16:44But I need you to take me to CCS first.
01:16:48CCS?
01:16:48Yeah.
01:16:48Are you crazy?
01:16:50That's all the way over on the west side.
01:16:51It took us at least an hour to get there.
01:16:53We're not going to be back to South Hills Mall by 645.
01:16:57Fuck.
01:16:57All right, uh, let me borrow your phone.
01:17:01You got a phone?
01:17:01Yeah, yeah, that's right.
01:17:03What is this?
01:17:04You got internet on this thing?
01:17:05Oh, it's not a computer.
01:17:07Crazy.
01:17:09It's an internet.
01:17:11Hi, yeah, I need you to give me the number for it.
01:17:14The California College of Science.
01:17:17Yeah, that's the one.
01:17:19Yeah, man.
01:17:20Yeah.
01:17:22What is it?
01:17:2549, all right, thank you very much.
01:17:27Hi, yeah, I need to speak to a Dr. Joseph Goyer.
01:17:39He's in your fi-
01:17:40Yes, that's exactly right.
01:17:42That Joseph Goyer, please.
01:17:46No, I understand.
01:17:47Listen, it's very important.
01:17:49Right, no, I heard you the first time.
01:17:51Listen, get the-
01:17:52Just get him on the phone, please.
01:17:54Just get him on-
01:17:55What happened?
01:17:57She's on the phone.
01:17:58Fine.
01:17:59Dude, you gotta talk her out, man.
01:18:01Try to sound sexy.
01:18:02Let me talk to her.
01:18:02No, no, no, I'm not gonna let you talk to her.
01:18:07Hi, yeah, you know what?
01:18:08I think we just got disconnected.
01:18:09Um, I was hoping to speak to Dr. Joseph Goyer.
01:18:13Hello?
01:18:14Fuck!
01:18:14This bitch hung up on me.
01:18:15God damn it.
01:18:16Hey, so where am I taking you?
01:18:22CCS?
01:18:23Where are the mall?
01:18:27How far to the mall?
01:18:28Uh, from here, like, 20 minutes.
01:18:30Get rid of it.
01:18:33Fuck.
01:18:34Yeah, we gotta go to the mall.
01:18:39Right here?
01:18:39Yeah, that's good.
01:18:40Thanks, buddy.
01:18:41Ah.
01:18:41Hey, uh, let me ask you something.
01:18:49Yeah.
01:18:50What am I like in the future?
01:18:52Pretty much the same guy.
01:18:54Still awesome?
01:18:55Yeah.
01:18:56Score?
01:18:57Yeah.
01:18:57Oh, you, uh, you do come out of the closet, though.
01:19:01Wait, what?
01:19:02Yeah.
01:19:03Hey, what?
01:19:04I'm not...
01:19:05Wait, what are you saying?
01:19:07I'm gay?
01:19:08Are you fucking with me?
01:19:09What?
01:19:11He's just fucking with me, right?
01:19:12I'm not gay, right?
01:19:14No, I...
01:19:14If I was, I told him you know that, right?
01:19:17Yeah, he is just fucking with me.
01:19:19Wait, is he?
01:19:39Hey, um, listen, this is going to sound, um, borderline insane, um, I've got these two
01:20:05tickets to the Twilight film. I was going to take my little sister, and she ended up taking six,
01:20:09so now I'm stuck with these two tickets to Twilight, and, um, anyway, I was wondering,
01:20:14would you, uh, would you want to go with me, this Twilight? You are right, that is insane,
01:20:20because that movie looks like total garbage, sorry. Yeah, well, you know what it is, it's trash, um,
01:20:28but I've got the tickets, and I thought, why let them go to waste? Oh, actually, I think you can just
01:20:34cash them in, as long as the movie hasn't started yet. No. Is that true? Yeah. You're kidding me.
01:20:40It's horrible. Poor one is. Um, I'm going to level with you. I don't have tickets to Twilight.
01:20:50I was walking, I looked up, and I saw your face, and I thought, that girl is stunning,
01:20:55and I've got to go ask her out, and the first thing that came out of my mouth was that stupid
01:21:00Twilight line, and I'm sorry. Wow. You know, I think that might be the worst pick-up line
01:21:07I've ever heard. I don't think that would ever work on anyone. Really? At least not in this universe.
01:21:17Let me see the kaleidoscope. You know, next time you might just want to go with the traditional
01:21:21route of, do you want to grab a cup of coffee? No, it's mine. Look what you did. You broke it.
01:21:36You know what? Thank you. For what? Inspiring. Do something great. Thank you.
01:21:51How fast can you get me to CCS? Here. I'm cow. Get in.
01:22:03Punch it. Woo!
01:22:06Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.
01:22:09Hey, authorized personnel only beyond this point, sir. You gotta be kidding me. You again?
01:22:12Sorry, have we met before? I don't recall. Listen, I need to talk to Dr. Joseph Goyer.
01:22:15Aha! The doctor is about to oversee a very important experiment.
01:22:18Authorized personnel only beyond this point. If you understand that gravity is-
01:22:21Sir! If you do not calmly back away, I am authorized to use an appropriate level of force to ensure-
01:22:25No!
01:22:27Hey. Be nice to people. Be nice.
01:22:35Dr. Goyer!
01:22:36What is the meaning of this? Who are you? We're about to start a very complex and dangerous experiment.
01:22:46What do you want?
01:22:47Hey, hey, hey. Does that mean I can do?
01:22:49You sure I can't convince you to stay? You're a great lab assistant.
01:23:04Uh, yeah, I think the universe has something more in store for me now, actually.
01:23:10Well, it's a pleasure meeting you, Aaron.
01:23:12Thank you. Thanks for your hospitality. I appreciate that.
01:23:15Oh, you're welcome. If you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask.
01:23:21Thank you. You too.
01:23:24All right. This is, uh, this is me.
01:23:28Good luck. Thank you.
01:23:45Good luck.
01:24:06Hey.
01:24:21Hey.
01:24:25Uh, this is going to sound a little bit crazy.
01:24:29Um, would you like to go on an adventure with me?
01:24:35An adventure?
01:24:36Yeah.
01:24:38I don't know, it depends.
01:24:40Where?
01:24:42I hear the northern lights of Alaska are absolutely breathtaking this time of year.
01:25:06Yeah.
01:25:08Yeah.
01:25:10Yeah.
01:25:12Yeah.
01:25:14Yeah.
01:25:16Yeah.
01:25:18Yeah.
01:25:20Yeah.
01:25:22Yeah.
01:25:24Yeah.
01:25:26Yeah.
01:25:28Yeah.
01:25:30Yeah.
01:25:32Yeah.
01:25:34Yeah.
01:25:36Yeah.
01:25:38Yeah.
01:25:40Yeah.
01:25:42Yeah.
01:25:44Yeah.
01:25:46Yeah.
01:25:48Yeah.
01:25:50Yeah.
01:25:52Yeah.
01:25:54Yeah.
01:25:56Yeah.
01:25:58Yeah.
01:26:00Yeah.
01:26:02Yeah.
01:26:04Yeah.
01:26:06Yeah.
01:26:08Yeah.
01:26:10Yeah.
01:26:12Yeah.
01:26:14Yeah.
01:26:16It's about time
01:26:38I'm going back
01:26:42To make you mine
01:26:45Back too long ago
01:26:50To find the love I already know
01:26:55This is my overture to you
01:27:01Here take my promise
01:27:06Here's my heart too
01:27:09Baby the best is yet to come
01:27:13We'll plant the seed where love comes from
01:27:20Our future lies in the past
01:27:30We'll find the love that will last
01:27:36But if our love never comes to be
01:27:43I'll still end up a better me
01:27:48This is my overture to you
01:27:54Here take my promise
01:27:58Here's my heart too
01:28:02Baby the best is yet to come
01:28:08We'll plant the seed where love comes from
01:28:13I'll see you again
01:28:14I'll see you again
01:28:16In a little while
01:28:19But until then
01:28:20But until then I'll mix your smile
01:28:24This is my overture to you
01:28:29Here take my promise
01:28:33Here's my heart too
01:28:37Baby the best is yet to come
01:28:44We'll plant the seed where love comes from
01:28:50Baby the best is yet to come
01:29:03I'll see you again
01:29:05Baby the best is yet to come
01:29:07In a little while
01:29:11Baby the best is yet to come
01:29:13Yeah
01:29:13All right
01:29:15We'll now
01:29:20Let's go
01:29:21Bye
01:29:24Bye
01:29:25Bye
01:29:27Bye
01:29:29Bye
01:29:31Bye
01:29:33Bye
01:29:35Bye
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