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00:00No, Mr. Sakamoto, don't do this!
00:12Why are you doing this?
00:13He's not moving. I've got him.
00:16Let's get this over with.
00:17Please, I'm begging you, Mr. Sakamoto!
00:25After our fight with the serial killer Saw,
00:27we went to Mr. Sakamoto's favorite holistic killer.
00:32Relax, you baby. It's just a little acupuncture.
00:57That was a very good way.
00:59It was a very good time.
01:01I can't take my mind.
01:03I'll be right back.
01:05I'm sorry.
01:07I'm sorry.
01:09I'm sorry.
01:11I'm sorry.
01:13I'm sorry.
01:15I'm sorry.
01:17I'm sorry.
01:19I'm sorry.
01:21I'm sorry.
01:23Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:53I almost didn't recognize you.
02:16I don't think I've ever had a client as chubby as you are.
02:19Besides, former hitmen don't often have a reason for my visits.
02:24You're the only one who could help him.
02:26Quit touching them, you suggested freak!
02:28Mr. Sakamoto!
02:30Do the needles hurt?
02:32You know, the weird thing is, my body just feels super relaxed.
02:36This old lady knows what she's doing.
02:39The best assassins all know to come to Granny Mia whenever they need medical attention.
02:44That checks out.
02:45Hitmen call her the godly hand.
02:48There's nobody better.
02:50You come to Granny Mia with almost any injury, she'll fix you up.
02:54That's amazing!
02:56Long as you're not already dead.
02:58Hey, old lady, how long is this gonna take?
03:01Watch your tongue, you little brat.
03:03I'm only 98 and still ticking.
03:05You'll need to stay like that for at least a day.
03:08That new power of yours takes its toll on the body.
03:13Like holding your breath while sprinting as fast as you can.
03:17Even on your best day right now, I'd say you couldn't last more than five minutes at most.
03:23Five minutes? That's all?
03:25If you wanna die, do whatever you like.
03:27Excuse me, Granny, could you take a look at me too?
03:31I'm not sure why, but I'm feeling a little dizzy.
03:35Aw, come here.
03:37Uh-huh, that's what I thought.
03:39This'll be a tricky one.
03:40Your body's built up some bad toxins.
03:43You'll wanna drink this.
03:45Clam miso soup.
03:47I feel so much better already.
03:52That's just a normal hangover cure!
03:54You wanna sip?
03:55All right, Taro.
03:56That's good.
03:57Your turn. Lie down.
03:59It's been far too long since your last checkup.
04:05You've made some new friends.
04:06Not the kind I'd expect you to run around with.
04:09They seem like nice kids.
04:11When you leave here, you're planning to raise some hell, aren't you?
04:17Well, how do you figure?
04:19This pressure point stores anger.
04:21It's only sensitive for people with a lot of it.
04:24There's no sense trying to keep secrets from me.
04:27No secrets. Doesn't hurt.
04:29It hurts!
04:31Your rage is understandable after those kids got roughed up.
04:35But if you try to go it alone, you're asking for trouble.
04:39May not realize it.
04:41But right now, you're only about, I'd say, 30% as strong as you were back in the old days.
04:47Taking five years off really widened the gap between you and Nagamo.
04:52By the way, they consider me an S-rank!
05:01It doesn't matter.
05:02I can't let those maniacs run loose.
05:04Hold up.
05:06Hmm?
05:07That pressure point should make you feel better.
05:12No need to thank me, though.
05:14Thanks, Granny Mia.
05:17Take care of them for me.
05:20Hey, where are you going?
05:21Don't be stupid, Taro.
05:23Back off!
05:24Leave me alone, you crazy drunk!
05:26Uh, is there something specific you're looking for?
05:37Tell me where Taro Sakamoto is.
05:39I'm sorry.
05:40My husband had to take the day off so he can go get a massage.
05:43Don't try to hide them.
05:46There's nothing I hate more than when people lie to me.
05:49Huh?
05:50No, I promised I'd never tell a lie.
05:52You're not understanding the situation you're in.
05:55There is still money inside of that.
06:08Whoops.
06:18Hi there.
06:20Is it making sense to you now?
06:24Tell me where Taro Sakamoto is.
06:27Or I'll crush you into a little ball.
06:30Do as I say.
06:40Ow.
06:41You're...
06:42Gosh!
06:43Look at the mess you've made!
06:45I gotcha!
06:47Wait.
06:48Oh, no wonder you're not dead.
06:50I forgot to swap out my toy knife for a real one.
06:54This guy was on the list.
06:56He's an S rank.
06:58You lied.
07:00Now I'm gonna crush you.
07:02You're not that good.
07:07Here's the thing.
07:08I'm in charge of the store today.
07:11Nagamo.
07:12Can you take care of things here?
07:14I'm worried about my family.
07:16I...
07:17Don't wanna.
07:18Don't forget.
07:19You owe me one.
07:21Well, I guess if I have no choice,
07:24I better be getting paid for this though.
07:27Sure.
07:30I wouldn't be a very good friend if I refused a little favor like that.
07:36Look at this, Bisque!
07:38This part of the floor is made of glass, yo!
07:42Oh, I'm afraid to step on this thing.
07:44Yeah, yeah, I know.
07:46I promise.
07:47I'm not playing around.
07:48It's like my Gam Gam always used to say.
07:51If you're having a hard time looking for something,
07:54make sure to check right under your nose.
07:57Huh?
07:58I need to find more people so that I can understand them.
08:05I want everyone to understand them all.
08:10Hi there.
08:11What?
08:12What are you thinking?
08:13What?
08:14I want to know what you're thinking about right now.
08:16Uh...
08:17I don't...
08:18know you.
08:19Show me...
08:21your insides.
08:23A-O-B-Scan!
08:24I found one of them!
08:25He was right under my nose all along.
08:28Thanks, Gam Gam!
08:29What's this?
08:30He blocked the bullet, yo!
08:31Just like Taro does.
08:32Uh-oh.
08:33How much is that glass gonna cost?
08:34Uh-oh.
08:35Huh?
08:36Whoa!
08:37Whoa!
08:38Whoa!
08:39Whoa!
08:40Whoa!
08:41So scary!
08:42Whoa!
08:43Whoa!
08:44Whoa!
08:45Whoa!
08:46Whoa!
08:47Whoa!
08:48Whoa!
08:49Whoa!
08:50Whoa!
08:51Whoa!
08:52Whoa!
08:53Whoa!
08:54Whoa!
08:55Whoa!
08:56Whoa!
08:57Whoa!
08:58Whoa!
08:59Whoa!
09:00Whoa!
09:01Whoa!
09:02Whoa!
09:03Whoa!
09:04Whoa!
09:05Whoa!
09:06Whoa!
09:07Whoa!
09:08Whoa!
09:09Whoa!
09:10Whoa!
09:11Whoa!
09:12Whoa!
09:13Whoa!
09:14There's just something special about using thread.
09:17Because it symbolizes the connections people have with one another.
09:21You know what I mean?
09:22Whoa!
09:23Whoa!
09:24Whoa!
09:25Whoa!
09:26Whoa!
09:27Whoa!
09:28Whoa!
09:29This is strange.
09:30Huh?
09:31I'm not quite sure.
09:32But I get the feeling.
09:34You're beautiful on the inside.
09:36Huh?
09:37Huh?
09:38Oh.
09:39That was a close one, yo.
09:42What?
09:43Lucky for me, he wasn't very far away!
09:46You okay, A-stay?
09:47You okay, A-stay?
09:48Sorry for the wait.
09:49Oh, good.
09:50But I sure was sweating.
09:51Of course, I knew my signal would get your attention.
09:52Thanks a lot, Taro.
09:53Thanks a lot, Taro.
09:54That hurt.
09:55It's been a long time since someone hit me like that.
09:56If you can pack a punch with that much power, then maybe you can understand me.
09:57Maybe I can connect.
09:58Maybe I can connect.
09:59Maybe I can connect.
10:00I'll take care of him.
10:01I'll take care of him.
10:02I'll take care of him.
10:03I'll leave.
10:04How could you do that?
10:05I'd be happy to have a command.
10:06How could you do it?
10:07I'm so sorry for the wait.
10:08Oh, good, but I sure was sweating.
10:09Of course, I knew my signal would get your attention.
10:10Thanks a lot, Taro.
10:11That hurt.
10:12It's been a long time since someone hit me like that.
10:18If you can pack a punch with that much power, then maybe you can understand me.
10:25Maybe I can connect.
10:27I'll take care of him. Somehow my body feels lighter today.
10:44Four hundred and thirty-two people. I've killed so many, it's never done anything to kill me of my endless boredom.
10:52I hope once I kill you, I'll finally be satisfied.
10:55You count how many people you've killed? That's so many numbers, good job!
11:04Try not to make too much of a mess, okay? I want Sakamoto to name me Employee of the Month.
11:09What are you doing up there?
11:11Just borrowing your phone. I don't suppose you have Slur's number, do you?
11:15Wow, you don't have many friends.
11:17How did he get in my pocket without me noticing?
11:20You were wide open, how could I not? Let's see.
11:23I wonder what I'll find in your search history.
11:25You're pissing me off! Give it back!
11:29Yikes!
11:32Aw, you must care about privacy.
11:35You will just sit still.
11:43Maybe I can find some alien poop again!
11:47I'll be in there today.
11:52Where is that little freak?
11:54He's gone. Did he run?
11:55No.
11:56It's his suitcase.
12:00He must be hiding.
12:02Where are you?
12:04Where'd you go?
12:06Do you want to fight me or not?
12:08Coward!
12:09Oh!
12:25Gotcha again!
12:27Damn it.
12:28How is this kiddie farm so strong?
12:32Hmm, let's see.
12:33Car keys, chewing gum, receipt from a fast food place.
12:41Of course, the hit list.
12:43I figured you would have nothing good.
12:46Pocket full of junk.
12:48Moving on!
12:51Okay, because I'm such a nice guy, and we have options,
12:57I'll let you decide how you want to die.
13:00What is that? A weapon?
13:05So, what's it gonna be?
13:08This thing has six different functions to choose from.
13:11I find it to be a very handy tool.
13:14It gets so boring when you do it the same way.
13:18So, I came up with this.
13:21Go ahead.
13:23Pick a number from one to six, then we'll be done.
13:26You think I'm just gonna sit here and let you mock me?!
13:29You know I can crush you up in a tiny ball, right?!
13:33Really? Not gonna make a choice?
13:35Then we'll let this little guy make the decision.
13:41Where'd it go?
13:47Number three!
13:50Unlucky for you.
13:51Number three's a party-sized candle.
14:01Oh, you can't hear me.
14:03Oops, I messed the place up pretty bad.
14:06Oh, crap. I'll never be employee of the month.
14:08I've never seen someone so big move so fast.
14:09Yo! Taro!
14:10That's weird. I can't slim down.
14:11Huh?
14:12I can't slim down.
14:13Huh?
14:14Cranny Mia.
14:15What's she doing?
14:16I can't slim down.
14:17I can't slim down.
14:18Huh?
14:19Cranny Mia.
14:20What's she doing?
14:21I can't slim down.
14:22Are you okay?!
14:23Are you okay?!
14:24What the...
14:25I can't get through.
14:26I can't get through.
14:27I can't get through.
14:28I can't get through.
14:29I can't get through.
14:30You can't get through.
14:31I'm scared.
14:32I can't get through.
14:33I've never seen someone so big move so fast.
14:34You! Taro!
14:36That's weird.
14:37I can't slim down.
14:38Huh?
14:39Granny Mia, what does she do?
14:49Are you okay?
14:52What the? I can't get through.
14:54You're pretty tough, aren't you?
14:58Game rubber.
15:02You got him now?
15:04He's some kind of spider guy.
15:10That's a neat trick.
15:12I can't believe it. How could you?
15:16They were all arranged perfectly.
15:20Not too sure what that's all about.
15:23But while he's distracted, now's my chance to slim down.
15:26Huh?
15:32Yo, Taro, you're so awesome!
15:35Did that do it?
15:37Not really.
15:39Why isn't it working?
15:45Great.
15:47Oh no!
15:51These threads are pretty sharp.
15:53Could be tough unarmed.
15:57But I have no choice.
16:00That's disgusting!
16:01How did your pockets get so filthy?
16:04I could never understand someone like you!
16:07Strange.
16:09My body feels so light.
16:12You think Mr. Sakamoto's only at 30% of his potential?
16:16At least when he's tubby like he is most of the time.
16:19But he's still so powerful.
16:21Is it just because his body's too heavy?
16:22Well, that's part of it, sure.
16:25But when you've been out of the game for a while, you pretend you can still do everything the way you did in your prime.
16:31But if he slims down, it's not a problem, right?
16:34Hmm. More than one way to skin a cat.
16:37I think he could stand to learn that people who are overweight have their own way of moving.
16:40Huh?
16:43Wait! Hold on! You're a sloppy mess! And it's really starting to bother me!
16:49Huh?
16:50It's just that I'm not good with people like you!
16:53Anyone as sloppy as you are doesn't know how to be considerate of others!
16:57I really hate people like you! The type that ends up offending people without realizing it!
17:03I'm not a sloppy mess, am I?
17:06How can you say that wearing sandals like those?
17:09Hmm?
17:10Yo, Dara! Those things look like they're gonna fall apart any second!
17:14I can't believe you moving though so well!
17:16It shouldn't matter whether your shoes fall off your feet or you break all your bones.
17:22The strongest are those who know how to adapt their movements to suit their conditions.
17:27Because Taro doesn't understand. He thinks that burning calories and slimming down is the best way to fight.
17:41Of course.
17:42Before he ran off earlier, I hit a pressure point.
17:47I'm guessing right about now, his body is finally starting to come to terms with all the weight he's put on.
18:00As soon as he learns to accept himself the way he is, he'll find he's plenty stronger already without needing to slim down.
18:12Nice work, Granny Mia.
18:19I'm going down.
18:21I think it's my turn now.
18:24Whoa, we're so high up! I'm getting higher! I can see through the wall!
18:29Hmm? Hey, what's that?
18:30What's that?
18:39Something follows?
18:43What is that sound?
18:44What's that sound?
18:55Feels pretty good.
18:58Amazing.
18:59You're the first person I've connected with in such a long time.
19:07I'm honestly starting to enjoy this.
19:10What do you say?
19:12Would you be willing to listen to my story?
19:17Sorry.
19:18Sounds like something that's gonna take too long for me.
19:23Hey!
21:24A long noodle is supposed to mean a long life.
21:27That's the kind of good luck charm I want.
21:29Then we'll know this mission isn't gonna kill us.
21:33Hurry up then, because I'm starting to get hungry.
21:37I didn't think she'd change her mind so fast.
21:42Mr. Shishiba, what is this?
21:44You mean the red pickled ginger?
21:47Do you eat that too?
21:48It's an important part of getting the flavor you're supposed to.
21:52Then here, you can have mine.
21:53What would you do that for?
22:02Because you said you wanted it, Mr. Shishiba.
22:05No, I didn't.
22:07Did too.
22:08Did not.
22:09You said it was an important part of the flavor.
22:12I did say that.
22:16Seems like the secret to this dish is all the cilantro.
22:19I'm sorry, sir, but we just used up the last of our cilantro.
22:22You can't have any.
22:26It's mine.
22:31Osiragi, can you pass me the hot sauce?
22:34Uh, this one?
22:40Did you feed me?
22:43It's the wrong one.
22:45It's labeled death sauce.
22:49This was my main target.
22:51If I can eat as much of this as I want,
22:55then it will all be worth it.
22:57Is this thief taken?
22:58I hope you don't mind.
23:02That's our primary target.
23:04Are you guys from the JAA?
23:06No!
23:17Is everything all right?
23:19I've been looking forward to eating that ramen all day!
23:22Die!
23:24NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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