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00:00How did you get out of here?
00:02The game was a great game.
00:04I'm gonna break this game.
00:08No.
00:14No.
00:16No.
00:18No.
00:20No.
00:22No.
00:24No.
00:26No.
00:28It's closing in!
00:54Damn, so who's available?
00:55We have confirmation that Lightning Max and Smile Man are on their way!
00:59Give me that threat level assessment!
01:07As you can see, explosions are going off behind me!
01:10The wake of destruction left by this monster is at an unprecedented scale!
01:13The Hero Association is analyzing the threat level in order to-
01:21Guess I'll go.
01:25Let's go!
01:41Mommy! Daddy!
01:43Daddy!
02:02You're a fast one.
02:03Who are you?
02:04Just a guy who's a hero for fun?
02:11You're kidding. What kind of half-assed backstory is that? Mine's far superior! I was formed from the pollution man wrought upon the Earth!
02:20I am Vaccine Man!
02:22The Earth is a single living organism!
02:25You filthy humans are nothing but a disease causing bacteria eating away at a precious life force!
02:31In order to wipe out humanity and the evil civilization built on her surface, the Earth and her infinite wisdom has given birth to me!
02:39To me!
02:40You say you do this for fun?
02:42For fun?!
02:43For fun?!
02:44How dare you different Mother Earth's Apostle for such a mindless reason?!
02:48Yet what could be expected from a human?!
02:50To me!!
02:51A-
03:03Not again!
03:04All it took was one punch.
03:06DAMN IT!!!
03:36yf
03:43yf
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04:05So love!
04:07The enemy is holding a heart.
04:10I am not a hero in my back.
04:14Then I'll fight for a special adventure.
04:19I'll fight for a hero!
04:26A lonely hero!
04:30I wanna be a Saiyan!
04:34BE A SACHA HERO!
04:46A monster! Let's go!
04:51What's this? Are you sure you don't want to run away?
04:55Gyg, deg, deg, deg, deg, deg!
04:58Gyg, deg, deg, deg!
05:00Bet you're a new businessman, already hating the daily grind!
05:04I ate too much crab and turned into this crablante!
05:07You should be crapping in your pants, right now. Why aren't you running?
05:12Got a death wish or something?
05:14Is that it?
05:16Well, not quite.
05:19I'm no businessman. I'm unemployed.
05:22Right now, I'm looking for a job.
05:26I had another interview today and got turned down big time.
05:30I couldn't care less about anything.
05:33And I'm in no mood to turn tail and run.
05:36Just because you're here.
05:41So, what happens now, Crablante?
05:45Your eyes are cold and lifeless, just the same as mine.
05:49Since we have that in common, I think I'll let you off the hook this time.
05:54Besides, right now I'm out hunting different prey.
05:59A brat with a big chip.
06:02And when I find him, I'm gonna rip his arms off.
06:04Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah!
06:19What are you looking at?
06:20A big chin brat.
06:23If he's caught, he's dead.
06:25Hey, kid.
06:26Were you messing with a big crab monster?
06:29Uh...
06:30While he was sleeping out in the park,
06:32I drew some nipples on his chest.
06:35It's definitely him.
06:37He has no idea what he's done.
06:39What do I do?
06:40I could still help, but...
06:42Huh?
06:44This kid's kind of weird looking.
06:46It's none of my business, really.
06:48I should just walk away.
06:51Heh. Right.
06:52I mean, who really cares, anyway?
06:56G-G-G-G-Found you!
06:59Gah!
07:02What the hell am I doing?
07:04Eh?
07:06Listen, kid.
07:07He's after you.
07:08Now get out of here!
07:09Gah!
07:12Don't worry about me!
07:13Just go!
07:15But...
07:16I can't.
07:17I gotta get my soccer ball.
07:19Are you serious?
07:21Oh!
07:22Cold eyes!
07:23What's the big idea?
07:25Don't tell me you're gonna protect that stinking big-chinned brat!
07:29Oh, come on!
07:30You're really gonna kill this kid over some harmless little prank?
07:33Doesn't that seem kind of harsh?
07:35G-G-G-Gah!
07:36Whatever!
07:37I've killed people for a lot less!
07:39Whoever makes fun of the way I look pays the price!
07:42No exceptions!
07:44By the way, that little punk...
07:47True ridiculous nipples on my manly shell chest!
07:50An impermanent marker!
07:52I've got claws! I can't even use a towel to wipe it off!
07:56Get in my way, and I'll make sure that job interview you blew today will be your last!
08:12Man, it just came to me!
08:14You look just like a villain from this kid's cartoon I used to watch!
08:27Die!
08:33Stop right there.
08:35If I watch you kill a kid right in front of me, I'll have nightmares.
08:41You know what?
08:42When I was a little boy, I wanted to be a hero.
08:46Not some damn businessman, but a superhero who could send rotten villains like you flying with one punch.
08:53Screw looking for a job.
08:55Bring it on, crab!
08:57Oh, a hero, huh?
09:00Ridiculous!
09:02You're pathetic!
09:04You don't stand a chance against me!
09:08Your life ends.
09:11Now!
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09:50me i'm the hero i'd always dreamed of becoming so what is this what's wrong with me why does
09:59my heart feel so lifeless and empty 482 yen please sure oh hang on a sec
10:15here i have the 82 yen
10:20yes this is incredible little brother i never thought it would work so well
10:50amazing this power is more than i could have ever imagined
10:57my goal was to become the strongest man in the world
11:02the strongest man that was my dream
11:05at last the ultimate steroid biceps king is complete
11:15hey marugori drink this and you will obtain the power you've been seeking
11:19what you sure about this indeed i added strawberry flavoring to make it go down easier
11:27okay
11:36yes wonderful
11:39my brains and your brawn by combining the greatest of minds and the strongest of bodies this world has to
11:45offer the two of us will conquer the earth and rule together as kings we're unstoppable
11:58incredible good well done thousands have perished now then on to cleanse the next town as well
12:07this is it this is what i was looking for to be the strongest man this is an emergency evacuation
12:18warning a giant creature of unknown origin has appeared in city d the creature is currently on a direct path towards city d
12:27all residents please
12:29yes run scattered like rats destroy them all the strongest man the strongest man the strongest man
12:46so what do you think dear brother yeah how's it feel being the strongest what there's someone on your shoulder
12:53here put some pants on that guy there on your shoulder kill him
13:09brother no
13:13how did this happen all i wanted was to be the strongest man in the world and now that i finally am i kill my
13:22my own brother
13:26i don't know who you are but this is your fault
13:29you're gonna pay
13:41the strongest behold our brotherly power
13:52i am the strongest
14:11but what does that matter i feel empty you get it right
14:22having overwhelming strength is
14:30pretty boring actually
14:35whoops
14:52there's no sign that the evils of this world are disappearing
15:00that hasn't changed since before i became a hero
15:03so i guess that means i haven't really made any difference
15:08i'm not necessarily sad about that
15:10but there has been something bothering me lately
15:15as the days pass my emotions grow more distant
15:19fear tension joy anger i feel none of them anymore
15:25in exchange for power maybe i've lost something that's essential for being human
15:29no sense hiding if you saw me i'm super custom y0649 z mark ii
15:44i love building custom cars
15:46before i'd have all kinds of emotions whirling inside me when i fought
15:51dread panic rage
15:54if you were thinking about getting in my way i'll put a spin sign on that big headlight of yours
16:05but now all i need is one punch to end it
16:11eggs over rice sounds good for dinner tonight
16:14every day i come home uninjured and wash my gloves
16:24when i'm out fighting monsters i never feel as if my heart's really in it anymore
16:31i mean i just do the hero thing as a hobby
16:34but as long as i get a kick out of it in the end that's all i really care about
16:48i'm out fighting
16:49i'm out fighting
17:02my house
17:03he's tough just what in the hell are you what are we that's rude we are the true earthlings
17:27did you say we i believe your kind call us subterraneans we suffer from overpopulation
17:36therefore we must claim the world above ground we've learned the surface world is overpopulated
17:43too this is a problem for us which is why we have decided to eradicate all of you
17:51since we began our invasion operation seventy percent of the surface dwellers have died
17:58this is a battle for survival i hope you can understand that however this is unexpected
18:06we have encountered no surface dwellers that our punches could not kill oh yeah same here
18:12it's been too long since i've come across such worthy opponents mole men
18:17we are earthlings
18:21what but how human bastard
18:34die
18:38die
18:59TAAAHHHHH!
19:29it's over what was that surface dweller he was so strong who me i'm just a guy who's a hero for fun
19:42i never lose and the surface is guarded by me
19:49big talk for a race of vermin
19:59what is this feeling coming over me this wild throbbing in my heart
20:18this rush this sensation
20:26it's been so long i've forgotten the exhilaration of a real fight
20:40it's all coming back to me now this is it well well it looks like you've been taking good care of my
20:59children's surface dweller this is it let's see how you fare against the subterranean team
21:08this is the feeling i've been looking for
21:21the surface is ours humans you surface dwellers must die
21:34i am the subterranean king now prepare yourselves for the
21:45all right now bring it on
21:51huh
21:51i've become too strong
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