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00:01Answer me this! Why are we forced to work?
00:04Why must we pay money to eat?
00:06It's insane! Can't we all just share?
00:09Look around. The rich get fat while the poor die.
00:13Where is the freedom in this world? Does it even exist?
00:17We're all just slaves to our work!
00:19And is work fun? No! How could it be?
00:23We do not want to work, period!
00:26That's why I, Hammerhead, will change our society!
00:30I'll make it where only those who want to work will work, while the rest are supportive!
00:35We will create a utopian world!
00:37The paradisers led by Hammerhead will realize this!
00:46Boss, nobody's listening. All these damn idiots?
00:50They're not ready for us anyway! Let's go!
00:54That guy's an eater's loaded! We'll wreck his posh penthouse and show everyone that we mean business!
00:59High-rise apartments are symbols of inequality!
01:02Yes, sir!
01:03Yes, sir!
01:14One pass!
01:22Three, two, one, kill the show!
01:24Six, three, one, kill the hair!
01:25The advantage of us like this is wrestling.
01:27We only do so
01:36All these are details.
01:42I'm not going to be the end of the game.
01:45Hero!
01:46I will praise you.
01:49I won't be the end of the game.
01:53Hero!
01:54I will fight against you.
01:59I will fight against you.
02:01I will fight against you.
02:04I will fight against you.
02:07Hero!
02:09I will fight against you.
02:14Hero!
02:21A lonely hero!
02:24I want to be a psycho hero!
02:39What a show-off! This whole building is Zeniru's home!
02:44There's no way in hell he made so much money legally!
02:47It's unforgivable! Bring it down!
02:49Yes, sir!
02:51The target has been destroyed!
03:06Man, these experimental battle suits sure do pack a wallop.
03:10I mean, sure, we had to steal them, but when it's all said and done, it was totally worth the risk.
03:14Wait, that was the wrong building.
03:18My bad, boss. Actually, his house is a little further up.
03:23Whatever! Everyone makes mistakes!
03:25But the important thing is to learn something from them!
03:28Am I right?
03:29Right you are, sir!
03:30Then onwards, the Zeniru's! Move out!
03:33You're amazing! Thanks a lot, Bicycle Guy!
03:49I will not play rock-paper-scissors with you! You've got a booger on your finger!
04:15What a dream!
04:20The terrorist group responsible for the riots call themselves the Paradisers.
04:24They've destroyed a high-rise building in City F, and the situation seems to be spiraling out of control.
04:30I'm receiving word that we've just learned the identity of their leader.
04:34This is Hammerhead, a B-class criminal who's been involved in several violent incidents in the past.
04:40He's a man of large stature, standing 6 feet 6 inches tall and weighing 462 pounds.
04:46According to one eyewitness report, he fought 20 men in a street brawl and sent each of them to the hospital.
04:52The Paradisers sent the following message directly to this TV station.
04:57We will continue to riot until food, clothing, and shelter are provided free of charge to those who do not work.
05:03Sounds pretty boring.
05:09No need for me to get involved.
05:12Reports indicate that they all have shaven heads, making them not only uniform in appearance, but quite intimidating.
05:18It is advised that those who encounter any shaven-headed men on the street should leave the area immediately.
05:24What? No. Bastards! Those thieves! They stole my look!
05:32I spend all this time trying to be a hero, but if they keep acting like jackasses, I'll be treated like a villain!
05:39No! They will pay!
05:42Run! The Paradisers are coming!
05:46Man, they're tough. You're not gonna back down!
05:52It's too dangerous!
05:56Stop right there, you thugs!
06:10The bicycle is for justice! Mooman Rider is here!
06:14Mooman Rider has come to save us!
06:16There's nothing to fear with him around!
06:20Hero, huh? What a joke.
06:22Here I come!
06:27Somebody call an ambulance!
06:30Mr. Zuniru, you must flee!
06:33What are you kidding? I can't do that. Running away from terrorists would hurt my reputation.
06:39There's no need to leave.
06:40Not while I'm around. You're quite the lucky man having this occur while I'm still under contract.
06:50You're just one bodyguard, you can't-
06:52Whoa, Sonic! That's the spirit? But are you sure you can handle this by yourself? The men coming are-
06:57Of course I can!
06:59Of course I can!
07:01You should be concerned with their lives.
07:03So start thinking of a way to dispose of the pile of dead bodies I'm about to make.
07:09The Paradisers. A bunch of upstarts lucky enough to be equipped with some new type of battle suit.
07:14But, they're led by that B-class criminal Hammerhead. He might have some backbone.
07:27Boss, look! You can see Zuniru's building across the woods. People call it the Golden Turd.
07:34Dead!
07:36All right, let's go!
07:46Something's wrong.
07:48I've been waiting for you, Hammerhead.
07:53Zuniru sent me.
07:55Hmm.
07:57Let me start out by saying this. No opponent of mine has ever escaped alive. Not once.
08:04I plan on keeping it that way. When it comes to my job, I'm a perfectionist.
08:09But if you surrender right now, I'll let you live.
08:13So what's it gonna be then?
08:20Go!
08:24What is this?
08:50What's going on?
08:51Why is every-
08:52Holy crap!
08:57CASTOR!
09:10What's all this? Trying to intimidate me?
09:14You can't see me, can you?
09:17There you are!
09:23It's a terrorist!
09:25No, I'm not! Chill out!
09:32So he decided to fight instead of run.
09:34Oops! There goes my bad habit again!
09:47Ha ha ha ha ha! You're just a little dog bought by Zuniru's money!
09:51You really think someone like me who's fighting for a noble cause can lose to a gun-for-hire dog like you?!
09:56I see what he's up to!
09:57I see what he's up to. It's just as I thought. He's a complete fool. He could've at least tried to arrange the rocks in a less obvious way.
10:05There are plenty more rocks where those came from! And if you don't stop me, they're just gonna keep on coming!
10:15So let me guess. You think you'll be able to deal with my speed if you know which direction I'm coming from. How utterly pathetic. But I'll play along.
10:23In fact, I'll take you! Head on!
10:35He's too fast. I can't see him. But it doesn't matter.
10:38I got this!
10:43Gotcha!
10:46Think about how stupid you were to face off against the likes of me on your way down to hell!
10:55It's over.
10:57Yeah. Unfortunately, I couldn't go easy on them.
11:00Yes. Hammerhead's body is over here as well.
11:04I'll head back now.
11:06The corpse is gone?
11:13Phew. That was close. It's a good thing that ninja freak hit me in the head.
11:18Luckily, my skull's always been several times thicker than a normal person's.
11:22Damn it. I don't know who that bastard was, but one day I'm gonna kill-
11:27Great. Now what?
11:35Huh.
11:38Oh. There you are.
11:39As with the mosquito monster, it seems I grossly underestimated my opponent's power once again.
11:59I let my guard down and Kabuto took advantage of that.
12:02If Master Saitama had not been there as well, I am certain that I would have been destroyed.
12:09I see. Well, either way, I'm glad you're all right.
12:12Doctor, he saved me from certain death on two different occasions.
12:16You were the one responsible for restoring my life. Later, this same life was saved by Master Saitama, who now has saved it again.
12:26Ah, yes. I think I get the picture, Genos. You're trying to tell me just how amazing this Saitama fella is. Am I correct?
12:35Yes, sir.
12:36Listen to me, Genos. They're not quite ready just yet, but I'm developing a new set of augmentations.
12:42When I replace your existing parts with them, you may even be able to surpass your friend.
12:48He must possess an enormous amount of strength for you to go on and on about him to such a degree.
12:56Yes.
12:58So what's your deal? Did you come out here to sign up with the Paradisers?
13:01Not at all. Actually, I'm just a guy who's a hero for fun. For personal reasons, I'm out here to smash all your heads in.
13:09So, uh, where are your followers?
13:12Then die!
13:19All right, enough. I better get out of here quick.
13:24How? I thought I punched him.
13:28Aw, what a letdown. I was pretty excited to see the battle suits I'd been hearing about. But the design's pretty lame and all they do is give you superhuman strength.
13:38You have no idea how hard it was to get a hold of these things. How could an insignificant gnat like you know their true value, huh?
13:49Today is your lucky day! I've been waiting to test the full power of this suit on someone!
13:57Really?
13:58AHAHAHAHAHA.
14:00AHA.
14:01AHA.
14:05AAAAAAAA.
14:06AAAAAAAA.
14:07AAAAAAAACK!
14:10Whoa. When I was just a kid, I used to use that move all the time.
14:15Aaaaaa.
14:17No. Impossible.
14:22Hammerhead, huh? He's a lot like me.
14:25No way! What the hell are you?!
14:36Wait! Hold on! I just... I just wanted to get out of working, that's all!
14:45Don't be bad anymore, okay?
14:47What? Wait, you mean you're not gonna kill me?
14:50Get lost.
14:51Right! You got it!
14:55Help!
15:00Huh. That's that.
15:04Where did Hammerhead wander off to?
15:07Huh?
15:09There's no one left here but you.
15:19Hmm. He was heading in that direction, screaming and yelling. Buck naked.
15:26What's this thing?
15:34Hey. You got it wrong.
15:37What have I got wrong?
15:39I know how this looks, but I'm not one of the Paradisers.
15:43You're a terrible liar.
15:44No, no, no! Don't be stupid! Look at me!
15:48I don't really need to. With that bald head, there's no denying it.
15:53Come on! Really, take a good look at me! I'm the guy who's out being a hero for fun! I'm not a villain!
15:58I've never heard of you.
16:03Oh, I see.
16:05Either way, it doesn't matter to me in the least.
16:09You were able to read my attacks two times in a row. That's the real problem.
16:14Born in a ninja village, I've been honing and perfecting my techniques since my earliest days of childhood.
16:20Hm?
16:21Yet you saw right through them in an instant.
16:24This I cannot permit.
16:27What's he talking about?
16:28My pride won't allow it. I don't care who you are. I can't let you simply walk away.
16:37Oh, come on.
16:39You just want to try out those honed and perfected moves on me.
16:43I can tell by that innocent smile of yours.
16:54What do you think of this speed that breaks the sound barrier?
16:58Of these shockwaves!
17:00Can you even see me?
17:06How can you possibly keep up with me?
17:10Uh...
17:13Can I go home?
17:16Bastard!
17:18Windblade Kick!
17:23Checkmate.
17:24Oops.
17:28Sorry.
17:30I, uh...
17:31I didn't do that on purpose.
17:32I meant to stop before hitting you, but your momentum carried my fist into your, um...
17:36AHHHHH!
17:43Listen.
17:44I've worked every job from assassin to bodyguard.
17:47I'm the deadly ninja.
17:49Speed of sound, Sonic!
17:51But for the time being, my work will be on hold.
17:54Now that I've found such a formidable opponent, I'm dedicating myself to training until we settle this!
17:59Let me know your name!
18:01It's Saitama.
18:03Saitama!
18:05Next time we meet, it'll be your demise!
18:10Sure.
18:12I, Speed of Sound Sonic, the ultimate ninja, will not rest until I have brought you down!
18:17Go train hard!
18:21Speed of Sound Sonic?
18:23Who is that?
18:25What kind of person would possess such a redundant name?
18:28Dunno.
18:29He appeared out of nowhere, said we were rivals and then took off.
18:32If he is bothering you, I will get rid of him.
18:35You're not much better, you know.
18:37Actually, why are you here again?
18:39Go home, it's not like we're related.
18:41Master, I must become stronger because-
18:43SHUT UP!
18:45The incidents from today made me aware of a serious problem and I'm reeling from shock.
18:51So I beg you, just go home.
18:53A serious problem?
18:55For somebody as great as you are?
18:57But what could it possibly be?
18:59Please, tell me.
19:08No one knows who I am.
19:09It's been right around three years since I first became a hero.
19:16I've defeated a lot of monsters and evil organizations during that time.
19:21Come to think of it, I've never heard of any other heroes doing as much as me.
19:25Not even close.
19:27Everyone in the world should know my name by now.
19:29I mean, isn't it kind of weird that I don't have any fans or anything?
19:32You know what he said to me today?
19:35Never heard of you.
19:37Never.
19:39On top of that, everyone in town thought I was one of those terrorists.
19:43They forgot how I beat those monsters and all the other stuff I've done for them.
19:46He is right.
19:48I recall seeing the news report earlier today.
19:51There was no mention of Master Saitama or Speed of Sound Sonic.
19:55Instead, the one credited for defeating the Paradisers was a hero called Moomen Rider.
20:00Hold on.
20:02Master!
20:04Are you listed with the Hero Registry?
20:05Take a test at any local branch of the Hero Association.
20:09If you score better than the Cut-Off, you will be registered in the Hero Registry and will be allowed to officially call yourself a hero.
20:19Once officially recognized, you'll be deemed a pro and will be paid for your work through donations collected by the Association.
20:26All the heroes in the public eye are fully registered, accredited, and professional.
20:30You may be doing plenty of hero work, but if you're only a self-proclaimed hero, you're really just some weirdo.
20:37Some weirdo spouting nonsense and viewed with great suspicion, it says.
20:43I had no clue.
20:45So, Genos, are you registered?
20:48No. Should I be?
20:52Hey, let's sign up!
20:54Go register with me and I'll make you my official disciple!
20:57Sounds like a plan.
21:00Please! Don't do this!
21:06Forgive me!
21:09Pleading for his life after stealing battle suits from the Organization, he truly understood nothing.
21:16Of course. We did let the theft take place in order to collect the data from the suits in the field.
21:21And the body?
21:23Leave it.
21:25Thanks for giving me my thick skull, Mommy.
21:28I promise...
21:30I promise I'll get a job.
21:32Our guest this morning is Mr. Majimeda, an expert on the labor issues confronting young people today.
21:37Thanks for being here.
21:39Thank you for having me.
21:41Mr. Majimeda, as we saw with the Paradiser incident recently, there's an increase in young people who lack motivation to work.
21:46Would you care to comment on this phenomenon?
21:49Honestly, I'm really not that different from them.
21:53Those unemployed guys are a lot like me.
21:56If I'd taken a wrong step, would I have ended up like that too?
22:09Ooh.
22:10Tiff.
22:11I'm really not that bad this time.
22:12See you, they're always coming back and forth.
22:14You're all the better, that's your fault.
22:15What's your fault?
22:16It's time for us to stay away.
22:17I know I'm so sorry if they haven't changed it now.
22:19I'm really not that bad now.
22:21You're all the better.
22:22I'm really not about it.
22:23You're all the better.
22:24I'm really not about it, too.
22:25My cool topic is so funny.
22:28I'm really not about it.
22:29I'm feeling the better.
22:30You're not about it.
22:31You're gonna be doing it.
22:32I'm really not about it.
22:34Not about it.
22:35You're not about it.
22:36See you next time.
23:06See you next time.
23:36See you next time.
24:06I'd like to take a few moments to do a little PR for myself.
24:09Oh, I can't do that?
24:10Uh, next time on One Punch Man, Episode 5, The Ultimate Master.
24:14Yeah, if I'd had a mentor like him, maybe my life would have been different.
24:18Who knows?
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