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00:00The
00:15The difficulties I faced while writing this play were truly endless
00:20promously
00:21Temptation not to mention my part-time job the pressure of posters going up when we only figured out the title
00:27But I overcame all those obstacles
00:32The next script for the Takaradake troupe is finally finished
00:36Our seventh production will be called throat
00:39And with that we'll begin preparing for rehearsals right now
00:46Let me apologize before we do I'm so very sorry
00:50I'll explain as I was in the process of penning this script
00:53I felt a compulsion to apologize to all of you for two things
01:00And now the first reason I super apologize for missing the deadline
01:07Everyone I invite you to remember the words I shared when we started rehearsals for the sixth production
01:14This is a masterpiece. I don't think I'm going to be able to top the writing in this ever again
01:20Again
01:22Again
01:24Well, I'm deeply sorry, but I'm afraid I've managed somehow to outdo myself again
01:28This book here is just a screenplay bound with its limitless potential
01:33When everyone comes together to bring it to life its shine will be truly dazzling
01:38So take my hand and work with me to create another legend
01:43Let's do it
01:46Let's do it
01:47Me and all of you
01:53Hello dear my friends
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02:33I'm going to fly away from the sky.
02:35The clouds are swimming,
02:37and I'm going to fly away from the sky.
02:41I'm going to fly away from the sky.
02:43The wind is rising.
02:45We're singing together.
02:47We're singing together.
02:49We're connecting my hand.
02:55I'm laughing.
02:57You're laughing.
02:59I'm laughing.
03:01I'm going to get back to see you again.
03:24Hey!
03:25What's the matter you guys?
03:26I already apologize.
03:27Look you see this?
03:28I'm begging you!
03:30I'm sorry for turning it in so late.
03:32I can give you bread crusts.
03:34I'll get some for my part-time job.
03:36All right, I'll splurge a little.
03:38Everyone gets instant noodles.
03:39What do you say to that?
03:46Yeah, I thought you'd change your mind.
03:48All right, I got your point now.
03:50We don't have to keep doing this.
03:53Hold on, what the?
03:55I already got it, Hilbert.
03:58Stop biting me, Quacksy.
03:59You're stabbing me when you do that.
04:02Mr. Squeak, you have to stop them.
04:05Bunches are the worst.
04:07Fighting Monkey, you got to stop.
04:09Oh, now they're getting worse.
04:12All right, fine.
04:13I'll add croquettes.
04:15No good.
04:16OK, what if there's some ground beef in there?
04:18What do you think of that?
04:20Ah, that's all I can afford.
04:22Fine, how about robin at a robin's shop?
04:25Awesome, we should put this behind us and get a drink.
04:32Hmm?
04:33Why would you stop fighting monkeys!
04:51Whoa, what is it?
04:52It's a cute little thing, and that's what he changed!
04:55Look at him!
04:56Yeah, but it wasn't at all!
04:57No!
05:05Ah!
05:22Manault
05:30Ah!
05:36No!
05:45It was weird, like a quote!
05:49It was weird!
05:52I love you.
08:22Take a good long look at this bread. Freshly baked. It's practically steaming.
08:28Don't be so hasty.
08:32Huh? Why not? I said whoever loses at rock, paper, scissors has to buy.
08:37It's not that.
08:38Well, what is it then?
08:39Look even lower. The tack.
08:42It's market price.
08:43Oh, I know what that's supposed to mean. It'll be super delicious and expensive.
08:48You're right.
08:48I took a big whiff of that loaf and it smelled premium.
08:52Sorry about your luck, Nikara, but that's how it's gotta be.
08:55Let's get this bread.
08:57Come on, if you're going to buy it, can you please hurry up and get it done?
09:01There aren't any tongs.
09:03Well, maybe you're supposed to order it at the register here.
09:05Then why would there be a mountain of trays sitting over here?
09:08Hmm, if I were tongs.
09:10There's gotta be some other way.
09:13Yeah, like this!
09:14I see that you have finally managed to grasp the final piece of this puzzle.
09:22Congratulations to you, ma'am.
09:24Your assumption is correct.
09:25If you want something, use your hands to get it.
09:28I should introduce myself.
09:30Chow Su. I own the bakery.
09:32Luckily, I just whipped up version 1.2 of this yucky soba bread.
09:36Would you like this as well?
09:39Yucky soba bread.
09:42Question.
09:43Yes, how can I help?
09:45So, I grabbed this with my bare hands.
09:47Do I still have the option of putting it back?
09:49You touched it with your bare hands.
09:51Of course I can allow that.
09:53Get some tongs!
09:55Don't you understand?
09:56The choices you make in life are the same you make in bread.
10:00I made a loaf decision, not a life decision!
10:03If she has to pay for this, how much is the market price?
10:06Oh, that's right.
10:07I'll take one yen for it.
10:09Why are you giving it to us for that cheap?
10:11It's normal bread from yesterday that was heated up in the microwave.
10:16Let me switch!
10:17I want the yucky soba bread!
10:20You don't get it, do you, Nagamo?
10:22The choices made in life are the same you make in bread.
10:26I'm choosing to make you cry!
10:27And now I know that microwaved bread can smell premium!
10:32Now you're gonna cry harder!
10:33It's hot!
10:37There were specialty ingredients in that yakisoba bread.
10:40Black truffles and otawara wagyu.
10:43Much different market price.
10:45Today's will be 1200 yen.
10:47My...
10:50My life choices.
10:57If someone does something nice for you, you'd fall in love with them, right?
11:01Yeah, totally!
11:02Okay, and if someone treats you nicely, wouldn't you be nice back?
11:06Absolutely!
11:07And if this spreads across the entire world, what'll happen then?
11:11Hmm...
11:12The world will be free from the chains of war!
11:17Correct!
11:18I got some gummies for you since you gave the right answer.
11:21Yay!
11:23If the two of us were somehow able to pull this off,
11:26we'll definitely be winning the Nobel Peace Prize!
11:29Lucky!
11:30But we won't even get a Nobel Consolation Prize
11:32if someone swoops in and steals our amazing idea.
11:35Oh my gosh, you're right!
11:37So what would be the course of action we can follow
11:39to potentially prevent that from happening?
11:41We file a patent!
11:44Spot on again!
11:45And since you were spot on, I'll give you two gummies.
11:48Lucky me!
11:49Then I'm gonna give you one of my little munchies!
11:52Lucky me!
11:54Now that we've eaten our gummies,
11:57I'll look into how to get a patent!
11:59Nice, Matsuri!
12:01Officer Echon!
12:02What's wrong, Matsuri?
12:04This is expensive!
12:06Even applying costs a lot!
12:08This means war!
12:10Understood, sir!
12:11The unkindness inherent in the system for patents has caused an Echon war to break out.
12:15That's right. We need to start deploying some strategies.
12:18If we kill the patent with kindness, it'll be nicer to us.
12:22Let's make the patent like us.
12:24Setting good patent vibes.
12:26Oh, yeah.
12:27Echon?
12:28Did you have any questions?
12:30How do we kill a patent with kindness, exactly?
12:35Well, it can't be too one-sided.
12:38That'd probably just annoy it.
12:41So what should we do?
12:43What can we do to make a patent like us more?
12:47Hold on, Matsuri. Let me test something out on you.
12:50Then I'm testing something out on you, too, Echon.
12:52Here you go. A poppin' eye.
12:54Oh, sweet.
12:55Well, here's yours, Echon.
12:57Awesome!
12:58Here, Matsuri.
12:59A pigeon car? I love it!
13:02Here. This is from me.
13:04A makabe with eyes! Yay!
13:08Echon.
13:08I think I've discovered something important.
13:12What is it?
13:14It's that I already liked you before we started!
13:17Oh, me too!
13:21This just won't work!
13:24Think about it.
13:26Can there be such a thing as universal kindness?
13:29Hmm.
13:30Well, it does make me feel nice when I'm in trouble and someone tries to help me out.
13:34Different people need different solutions for their problems.
13:37It feels nice when someone tells you good morning.
13:40But if it's from a random person, you might feel weird about it.
13:44Hmm.
13:44I got nothing.
13:46Me neither.
13:48We were so close to winning a Nobel Peace Prize, though.
13:51We can think it over again.
13:52If we want to achieve world peace, we've got to learn about the world first.
13:58Because right now, I kind of feel like a frog that's stuck in a well.
14:02Yeah.
14:03But who of us isn't a frog stuck in a well these days?
14:06You know what?
14:07I actually think you're kind of right.
14:09Because people won't know everything about us, even if they know lots about the world around us.
14:14You're so right!
14:15Heck yeah!
14:16That would mean that unless someone figures us out, too, everyone will just be frogs in a well.
14:23Okay.
14:23Quick change of plans.
14:24Let's focus on keeping things quiet in the well.
14:28Hmm.
14:29Looks like we maintained another day of peace in the well.
14:32Thanks for your hard work.
14:34Well, I'll see you tomorrow.
14:35Oh!
14:36Give me just a second.
14:38What's up?
14:39Here you go.
14:41Since peace was upheld, here's your Nobel Matsuri Prize.
14:46Oh, I want to make sure this is to add John Patton to two.
14:58Lucky!
15:07Nikora.
15:09There's nothing in the fridge.
15:11It's like, completely empty.
15:13Yeah, you're gonna have to wait a bit.
15:17What are you making over here?
15:19Ah, this little thing?
15:22Good morning, everybody!
15:25Good morning, Waco.
15:27I'm hungry.
15:31Alright, I did it.
15:33Are you okay with being first, Nagamo?
15:35For what?
15:36I want you to tell me what kind of clothing you're wearing.
15:40These are pajamas.
15:42And can you tell me the kind of clothing I'm not wearing?
15:45It's pajamas, right?
15:47And can you guess the reason why I might not have pajamas?
15:50I know.
15:51Is it these?
15:52Yep, that's a bingo!
15:55Wow.
15:56It's loud, but it doesn't hurt.
15:58Why do you have to wear my pants so sacked down like that anyway?
16:01Come on, you know I can't help it.
16:03Hey now, come on, Nikora.
16:05Why don't you just calm down?
16:07Are you gonna explain why you live in my closet?
16:11Oh, wow.
16:12That really doesn't hurt at all, does it?
16:14Kind of makes you wonder how, though.
16:16You know, come to think of it,
16:18I asked my grandfather about that a long time ago.
16:20I wasn't finished talking yet!
16:22They say that if you get the right amount of folds
16:25with the creases that are all perfectly aligned,
16:28you can make a harison that sounds loud
16:30but doesn't hurt much at all.
16:33But you've gotta use specific paper,
16:35and it can't be too big or too stiff.
16:38But the most important part is the technique you use to swat.
16:43Just think about it for a minute.
16:45If she was really mad at us,
16:47why didn't she make a harison that would hurt when used?
16:50Yeah.
16:50But to her credit, Nikora didn't do that.
16:55That must mean she's okay with living together.
16:59And with being nice!
17:00That's kind of a roundabout way of trying to say it.
17:03You know that's not right!
17:04Oh, this is for you.
17:06It's a list of all the tournaments offering prize money.
17:09Oh, thank you!
17:10Stop ignoring me!
17:12It's amazing how much it doesn't hurt.
17:14I know, right?
17:15I can feel the kindness behind every slap.
17:18Don't embarrass me!
17:20Huh?
17:21Can I look at this for a second?
17:23Fine!
17:24Do whatever you want!
17:26Hmm?
17:27Oh!
17:27Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
17:28Hey!
17:29Hmm?
17:30Do we think this might be...
17:34It's a treasure map!
17:37Huh?
17:37Look at this!
17:39One of the temples nearby is marked with an X!
17:41Who would do this?
17:43Is somebody trying to pull a prank?
17:45Come on, you know it's Waco!
17:46I didn't do anything!
17:48We should go check it out!
17:50I'm so curious!
17:51Nah!
17:52This is just a bad joke!
17:54Getting hopes up for nothing!
17:57Well, time to check this in the dumpster!
18:01Nice try!
18:05Fine!
18:06We can go together!
18:07But I want to make one thing very clear before we do!
18:11If it's there, the treasure's mine!
18:14This woman is a monster!
18:17Okay, then I want everything if we find it, too!
18:20Well, if you guys are saying it, then I want all the treasure, too!
18:23Alright, alright!
18:25In that case, this is what we're gonna be doing!
18:28Listen up!
18:29We're heading out to this temple!
18:30The only rule that matters is anything goes!
18:33Whoever finds it first, wins!
18:37Ready?
18:38We wait until I count to five, and then we go!
18:41Okay!
18:42Five!
18:42I'll blow right past you!
18:45Four!
18:46If anything goes for how I get there...
18:48Three!
18:49Then I think I have the upper hand!
18:51Two!
18:53One!
18:57Okay!
18:57See you there!
18:59Wait!
18:59Come back here!
19:00That's not fair!
19:01Yeah, she's right!
19:02We said anything goes, but not like this!
19:05Oh!
19:06I went too far?
19:07Yeah, you did!
19:08Being locked up in handcuffs these days is pretty scary!
19:11So true, bestie!
19:12Sorry!
19:13I guess I didn't know that!
19:15You dummy!
19:16You fell for it!
19:16Sorry, Wakku, but I'll see you there!
19:20A stinky trap!
19:23I guess I'll see you there!
19:29Looks like I got here first!
19:31I'll kill some time!
19:36Water spider technique!
19:38Oh!
19:40Great!
19:53What?
19:54Oh!
19:58I mean...
19:59I mean...
20:00I mean...
20:01I mean...
20:03I mean...
20:04No!
20:06No!
20:12Oh!
20:18No!
20:21Oh!
20:23Oh!
20:25Ah!
20:26Ah!
20:29Ah!
20:34Oh
21:04Who could have imagined you'd be so easily lured and caught by that meh
21:10Wonderful excellent work everyone now. We finally have a place to throw out the garbage
21:27Man I want to win the lottery pay a lifetime's worth of rent up front and make her keel over from the surprise
21:33I'd love it if she keeled over
21:35I've heard all I needed to hear huh?
21:40You're soaked again
21:42The two of you shook things up a lot by joining forces against me for a moment
21:48You shared the same feelings and that is a wonderful gift. You were able to find common ground
21:57Yeah, oh, why are you pulling out a cheesy line like that cheesy you think so yeah
22:03I do now come out back me up. No, I think it's great
22:09Wako Izumi I like the way you think
22:11Our friendship is worth way more than anything tangible. Yeah, I can't believe our friend would be rude enough to call it cheesy
22:19Hey, I know I was teasing you guys, but I actually thought it was a nice thing to say to
22:24All right
22:26How about this let's go shake things up with the old hag?
22:30Let's do it. Yeah
22:32Why don't we all pay the rest of the rent I owe her for this month start chipping in everyone
22:37Yeah
22:39Wait, why am I cheering this?
22:41Why are you cheering this?
22:42What are you doing?
22:43I'm just hearing this
22:44I'm just hearing this
22:45What are you doing?
22:46I'm just hearing this
22:48The winter is going to be filled with no doubt.
22:56In the way, the way we go, I don't know what the dream is.
23:05But the pinch is so angry, and I'm so sorry.
23:13恥ずかしいのも 無気になるのも 今が食べ頃らしいの
23:21いつもと同じふりで
23:29去年と違う夏だ
23:37厄介でも楽しい
23:45君は君がヒット
23:53デコもシャクシも走る この街で
23:57君と今日もいたいの
24:00屋根の向こうに
24:05隠れかかいよ
24:08あなすがゆく
24:19Osama Kido was a legend who stabled with New Japan Pro Wrestling
24:23who was his trainer
24:35リコイズミ
24:39リコイズミ
24:41イズミ!イズミ!
24:43カールゴチ!
24:45カールゴチ!
24:47カールゴチ!
24:49クーウッ
25:00イペイペイペイペイペイペイペイペイ
25:02Yippee.
25:04Yippee?
25:05Yippee.
25:11That's our Auditora!
25:13His arrows never miss their target!
25:15We gave him a nickname!
25:16He's called the modern-day William Towns!
25:18It's too early to celebrate!
25:20What about Izumi?
25:22She's trying to stand?
25:24Whoa, whoa, will she do it?
25:26She's done it!
25:28Oh no!
25:29What are we gonna do now?
25:31Izumi!
25:33Izumi!
25:35Good ol' Auditora!
25:37He always swoops in to support us when we need him the most!
25:40With a perfect form that pierces the heart!
25:43That's how he got his nickname!
25:45He's the modern-day William Town!
25:49Wait!
25:51What?
25:52That thing's up for a second!
25:53Why?
25:54Who the hell did this?
25:55Who did what?
25:56What's wrong?
25:57Take a look at Izumi's desk!
25:59Who put that there?
26:03From the way the steam rises, this cup of coffee is freshly brewed!
26:08I know this aroma!
26:12And with how rich this tastes, I believe there's only one person who could have made it!
26:17So, let me guess!
26:19Coffee master Auditora!
26:21That's our William Tell!
26:23The master of pinpointing the moment you need coffee!
26:26He's known as the modern-day William Tell!
26:28I definitely think it's cheating to give her coffee!
26:31It's too much help!
26:33What do you think?
26:34I think that you're making a big deal out of nothing!
26:38Is one sleep-deprived student really worth all this?
26:45Hmm...
26:46Let's talk about the test!
26:47It's gonna be a little tougher!
26:49Make sure to prepare!
26:51The bell that marked the end of class rang out in unison with their happy cheers!
27:02Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!
27:21Hip hip hooray! Hip as Republican cop in red! Hip hip ach! Hip hip hooray! Hip fanélite образ jah...
27:41Hip mer soul! Hip kalo! Hip at 406! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip mouth haway!
27:47Hip hip hooray! Hip Waay! Hip hooray! Hip hooray! Hip hooray! Hip hooray!
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